I woke up at 7, poured my coffee, started to scroll through TH-cam when I thought "I miss my good cousin Elle" I mean how am I supposed to get through a potentially raggedy day without her? I need the laughs for my well being. Then I thought, Is my attachment possibly unhealty?' Am I missing someone I don't really know? Does this coffee taste like feet? Fast forward, and what pops up in my feed? My favorite New Orleans cousin! I am thrilled and ready for the shenanigans! 😂❤
I promise, I will not be watching not 1 single episode. However, I will watch every one of your reviews of this show. I am crying laughing. I can't breathe!! 😂😂😂
Your flabbers were gasted! Girl, you are too good! 😂😂 On a serious note, animals being harmed will actually trigger my depression. I definitely don’t want children to be hurt, either, but animals can’t even speak. I remember reading one particularly horrible story about a baby and I just cried and cried. It’s too much for me emotionally.
Im glad you've identified your trigger so that you know what to avoid. Animals are such a blessing and when they harmed I get so angry! We dont deserve animals. I dont even get how people can see an animal and not want the best for it, or to just leave it alone to do what it does.
1st episode is all types of crazy,this woman professing her love for the chimps is greater than her own kids,finding out mike has his nose bit clean tf off(then connie having to go in cage to find the nose),them feeding chimps like theyre in a frat(McDonalds,whip cream,powerade),and Tonia cleaning cages in booty shorts
The Chimp biting the Husband Mike nipple after them telling the story about Bo biting his nose off sent me. Then the way they panned to the side of his nose showing the scar, had me on the floor. 😂😂😂
@@watchwithmeellebeeI was not prepared for this level of crazy… when they are saying monkey love.. it’s another level…. She breastfed the monkey.. and then she said it was gentle.. you can’t come back from knowing someone did that..
Girl I have never watched anything of yours but wanted a recap of this crazy ass show. You are a freaking hoot. I’m trying to do my hair but I can’t stop laughing!!!
This commentary had me laughing so hard, I cried. The way you were saying it "lingerie" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you truly have the gift of story telling, entertaining, and engaging your audience.
Girl, your commentary is the only reason I continued watching this mess because this whole damn show was just…🤯 your commentary is so much appreciated and give me all the laughs, lol 😂
Cousin Elle gave me everthing I needed. That same energy got me to watch "The Way Down". So now I gotta watch Chimp Crazy even though I know it is supremacy on parade. Chimps gotta chimp, vampires vamp, scorpions sting.. 🤣🤣🤣
I am so glad I stumbled upon your channel! You are so funny and engaging! Thanks for doing the Lord’s work and sitting through this tomfoolery for the rest of us!! 😂
Let me tell you 1 thing lady… I’m day 3 no sleep & delusion AF, please huuuuushhhhhhaaaaaahhh😂 I had to pause this video a few times. Here 4 it I’m watching everything. Thanks for my overstem fix…❤❤❤❤
omg you are so funny 😆 thank you!!! i was too scared to watch this show because i don’t want to see the chimps being mistreated 😭 but your recaps are so fun i can get the gist of what happened by watching you talk about it instead! 💕
I didn't even watch this show but i came to be entertained and I was not disappointed. 😂😂😂i luv u so much you are hilarious LIKE YYYYY what chu doin that 4😂😂😂
I am holleringgg!! 🤣😭 Just finished the first episode and immediately came to your video afterwards. I cannot wait to watch you cover the rest of this series! 🤣
Was that not a weird/wild first episode?! I hope they didn't bait us in with all the good stuff in episode one, only to let us down with the rest of the episodes.
I also thought you might like to have your gabers-flashed to know Connie’s daughter pumped breast milk for Connie’s chimps, too! IAlso, Tonia was drugging Tonka, too!! I tried to find you on Instagram but couldn’t find you, I’d love to follow you!
You are totally killing me with your commentary! I have not seen this show, but your play by play is giving me life. I have 2 cats, and that is quite enough for me lol.
My littlest one wants a cat so badly! He likes to show me funny and cute cat videos on TikTok thinking that will win me over. I would quite literally die if I had a cat in my house! 😂
I’m so glad you made this video. I watched this with my jaw dropped to the floor. When that woman referred to herself as the Dolly Parton of the monkey world. 😂😂😂😂. I sad to myself” Self, I thought Dolly had brains and a heart?” These people were and are CRAZY!!!! Monkeys are cute but not for pets. Then when the lady that turned her into PETA I thought Thank God. I saw that primate rescue enclosure or whatever and all those monkeys seemed happy. Do you or anyone know how many episodes this show will be? I cannot wait for The Penguin.
I forgot that she compared herself to Dolly! Immediately no! I'm so ready for The Penguin. Whoever is responsible for turning fine as wine Colin Farell into The Penguin need an award RIGHT NOW!!
Dragons, vampires, and chimps oh my! I love your channel ElleBee! You cover all my faves in the most hilarious and real way. Thank you! ❤ oh, and I live an hour from Festus, that blew my mind when the episode started.
I had no interest in this show at all until i stumbled upon this review. Within the first 5 minutes of watching your video, i told myself i have to go watch this documentary. Now I'm hooked lol. Can't wait for more episodes. Also love your review. You had me cackling. Just subscribed!!!
Don't do Blue like that, cousin. She loves her mama 😁🥰 And now you got me wanting to watch Chimp Crazy, cause I am over here drooling and cackling at how you are telling the story. OMG Elle!!!! LMAOOOO 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girl I hadn't even heard of this! Now here I am bout to get up out my bed to go see what kinda mess you done got me into 😂 I missed you since House of Dragons so I'm here for it!
I was so curious about this show but just can't bring myself to watch it... I'm so freaking glad you're recapping it!😂 I knew it would be freaky! There was a show in 1970 called Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. I remember watching it in reruns when I was a kid in the 70s. I'm pretty sure it was a one season show. 😂
Hearing that she breastfed a chimpanzee....I don't even know where to begin on how horrifying and insane that is. Since I don't have HBO Max, I'm definitely watching your reviews and subscribing. I love your sense of humor!! I can't wait to see more of your videos! ❤❤
Cousin....you had me rolling but are you sure you want to keep watching this?! I am not going to watch because I was a little traumatized listening to you talk about it. 🤣
When they stuck the chimp in the hand with the needle and the chimp snatched his hand back like ouch that hurt and was looking at his hand like WTF you do that for 😂😂
I went thru a “wild kingdom” phase when I was 5 or 6 years old and asked for a baby chimpanzee and a tiger cub for my birthday. It took several very long “why not” filled conversations with my grandfather to convince me that couldn’t keep a tiger in our house, yard or even my grandparents’ farm. I packed up all my other presents to return them so I could get my monkey. It was a very sad June 15th. Tears, drama and I wouldn’t even cut my lemon meringue pie (which my grandma made caz I dint want a cake). Little did I know that a visit to see my cousins in Missouri would have lead me one step closer to my crazy little chimp loving dreams.
Speaking of greeting cards, my all time favorite birthday card was of "Pat, the Pissed-Off Primate." Can't remember what the inner says but it did include throwing poop at people. I saw that at the store and was just cracking up, bought a couple just because.
I woke up at 7, poured my coffee, started to scroll through TH-cam when I thought "I miss my good cousin Elle" I mean how am I supposed to get through a potentially raggedy day without her? I need the laughs for my well being.
Then I thought, Is my attachment possibly unhealty?' Am I missing someone I don't really know? Does this coffee taste like feet? Fast forward, and what pops up in my feed? My favorite New Orleans cousin! I am thrilled and ready for the shenanigans! 😂❤
I laughed at this comment as much as I laugh at Elle's commentary. Not "does thus coffee taste like feet?" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Hey cousin! I hope you had a good day! 🤗❤
I was thinking the same exact thing! I have no interest in the show, BUT I will be here for all of Cousin Elle’s reviews!!! 😂
I promise, I will not be watching not 1 single episode. However, I will watch every one of your reviews of this show. I am crying laughing. I can't breathe!! 😂😂😂
They love those chimps more than anything if they're committing crimes for them 😂
This is me lol
This, I can't stand watching animals suffer but I do want the tea about the wackos in this show lol
Yall need to watch this show.. these people are on another level.. even though I watched Elle tell us about it… I was not prepared for the show..
This
"The chimps didn't ask to live in a Barbie world; why is everything pink" 🤣
"My flabber was gasted" .....lol😂
🤣😂 mine too.
Lord, not the chimps roundhouse kicking people like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse 😩😩😩
The poor chimps just wanna hang out and eat, they put the chimps in the rat race with the rest of us. 😩
@@watchwithmeellebee 😭😭😭
“Titti in the tree”…. I’m dead🤣
The woman that had to get her husband's nose so that it could be reattached was a lot. 😂😂😂
The fact that they kept the business going after that was wild to me.
@@watchwithmeellebee Yeah because that would have been a sign to us that we need to do something else.
Your flabbers were gasted! Girl, you are too good! 😂😂
On a serious note, animals being harmed will actually trigger my depression. I definitely don’t want children to be hurt, either, but animals can’t even speak. I remember reading one particularly horrible story about a baby and I just cried and cried. It’s too much for me emotionally.
Im glad you've identified your trigger so that you know what to avoid. Animals are such a blessing and when they harmed I get so angry! We dont deserve animals. I dont even get how people can see an animal and not want the best for it, or to just leave it alone to do what it does.
1st episode is all types of crazy,this woman professing her love for the chimps is greater than her own kids,finding out mike has his nose bit clean tf off(then connie having to go in cage to find the nose),them feeding chimps like theyre in a frat(McDonalds,whip cream,powerade),and Tonia cleaning cages in booty shorts
😂😂😂😂 Whyyyyy! Cleanig the cages in rhe bootie shorts 😮😮😮
GURL!!! I LIVE FOR YOUR COMMENTARY😂😂😂I knew nothing about this show but you got me to watch now!
I love a good show that's off the beaten path 😂
Same. I had to stop & go watch so I could enjoy this review 😂😂
When you said their leisure suits were like Loretta Lynn's band in Coal Miner's Daughter, I nearly fell of my couch laughing!!!
Was I lying?! 😂😂 I can see them playing "You Aint Woman Enough To Take My Man" on stage behind LL in my mind so clearly 😂
@@watchwithmeellebee you ain't never lied! 🤣
The Chimp biting the Husband Mike nipple after them telling the story about Bo biting his nose off sent me. Then the way they panned to the side of his nose showing the scar, had me on the floor. 😂😂😂
I couldn't believe he was acting like we didn't all just see that monkey bite him. 😂
You had me crying…. Tears.. hiccups… I couldn’t breathe when you started to sing James Brown… man… off to watch these crazy people.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was the same way when I heard the song in real time! 😂😂
@@watchwithmeellebeeI was not prepared for this level of crazy… when they are saying monkey love.. it’s another level…. She breastfed the monkey.. and then she said it was gentle.. you can’t come back from knowing someone did that..
Girl I have never watched anything of yours but wanted a recap of this crazy ass show. You are a freaking hoot. I’m trying to do my hair but I can’t stop laughing!!!
You are absolutely hilarious. I swear I didn't think I would be laughing so hard through this entire video.
Glad you enjoyed 🤗
This commentary had me laughing so hard, I cried. The way you were saying it "lingerie" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you truly have the gift of story telling, entertaining, and engaging your audience.
I heard a full grown adult pronounce lingerie that way and I never forgot it. 😂
I heard it on a movie or something years ago & I NEVER stopped saying it that way --- even though I KNOW that's the incorrect pronunciation of it 😂!
@@watchwithmeellebee😂 me as well and I've been saying it that way for YEARS😂😂
I have watched this series multiple times… you make my day. Like teaching 7th graders makes for some long days! Thank you for being you!!!
😂 the clowns 🤡 crying and smiling!!!
I HATE CLOWNS!!!
@@watchwithmeellebee I always say 'I don't trust clowns'. Can't turn your back on 'em. Then, they wanna get all in ya face! Girl!....
I CANNOT with the lin-ghe-rees. I will never say lingerie in any other way!! Died laughing.
Girl, your commentary is the only reason I continued watching this mess because this whole damn show was just…🤯 your commentary is so much appreciated and give me all the laughs, lol 😂
I just watched that episode yesterday!! I can't stop laughing at the way you say "monkay" lol
“I don’t get down with the circus…”
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Cousin Elle gave me everthing I needed. That same energy got me to watch "The Way Down". So now I gotta watch Chimp Crazy even though I know it is supremacy on parade. Chimps gotta chimp, vampires vamp, scorpions sting.. 🤣🤣🤣
The way I laughed through out this video 😂😭
The whole thing was preposterous 😂
I needed this today! An Elle Bee cliff note is everything!
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New subscriber! The way I almost got fired crying tears at your commentary. I love it❤❤.
Thanks for the sub! I appreciate you 🤗
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Girl the happy meal had me crying the Walmart fruit gurl I said what the hell 😂😂😂😂😂
I NEED YOU TO DO EPISODE 2. Omg. I was NOT expecting that. I must be gullible 😂
Episode 2 is up!
You are hysterical 😂😅. My new favorite channel.
Yay! Thank you! 😊
I thought we all learned a lesson when Travis the Chimp ate that woman’s face. I’d rather try my luck with a tiger.
😂😂
oh they refresh our memories 😂
1:10 “Lingerees” 💀 I love you. Killing me.
I watched this and my gast was flabbered!!
8:39 Hold it... all of that happened during the first 6 mins!! Wth?? 😳
It started off with a bang!
I am so glad I stumbled upon your channel! You are so funny and engaging! Thanks for doing the Lord’s work and sitting through this tomfoolery for the rest of us!! 😂
It's pretty much community service at this point! lol
Let me tell you 1 thing lady… I’m day 3 no sleep & delusion AF, please huuuuushhhhhhaaaaaahhh😂 I had to pause this video a few times. Here 4 it I’m watching everything. Thanks for my overstem fix…❤❤❤❤
I hope you got some rest soon cousin! I've gone days without sleep before too, and it's no bueno! ❤️
Just binged it… all these folks are delulu! I don’t know anyone else reviewing this, so I’m here to stay for a while! U sound like my LA ppl! 🫶
I had to go watch this show after your review and I must say that you did not disappoint. This train wreck is a must see. Great recap👏🏽👏🏽
Thanks for watching! ! 🤗
omg you are so funny 😆 thank you!!! i was too scared to watch this show because i don’t want to see the chimps being mistreated 😭 but your recaps are so fun i can get the gist of what happened by watching you talk about it instead! 💕
Glad you enjoyed!
Ling-er-reez!!! My flabbers were gasted! This woman is brilliant 👏 😅
Thank you! 🤗
I AM HOLLERING 😂😂😂!! NOT "why are you crying and smiling at the same time fo', huh?" 😂😂😂 🤡!?!!?!
Make it make sense!
You should be a comedian you're funny as hell 😂
I didn't even watch this show but i came to be entertained and I was not disappointed. 😂😂😂i luv u so much you are hilarious LIKE YYYYY what chu doin that 4😂😂😂
I was asking myself why every 5 mins watching this thing! 😂
I am holleringgg!! 🤣😭 Just finished the first episode and immediately came to your video afterwards. I cannot wait to watch you cover the rest of this series! 🤣
Was that not a weird/wild first episode?! I hope they didn't bait us in with all the good stuff in episode one, only to let us down with the rest of the episodes.
I saw the trailer and said "NOPE!", lol. But your reviews of this doc series are a big yes! Looking forward to seeing the rest.
Something is telling me that my level of pissed off will increase with each episode. 😂
Girl, this is Angela from Chimp Crazy and you are hilarious!
Hey Angela! Thanks for watching! 😃
I also thought you might like to have your gabers-flashed to know Connie’s daughter pumped breast milk for Connie’s chimps, too! IAlso, Tonia was drugging Tonka, too!! I tried to find you on Instagram but couldn’t find you, I’d love to follow you!
“From my own mammary gland. PAUSE.”
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I wasn’t even going to watch this show, but now that I know you were watching it, I’m gonna give it a try so I can keep up with your commentary lol
I wasn’t either but u just need to know what’s going on…
First video of yours… your accent is so cute when you kept calling it “lingerayyy” I giggled
Thanks for watching and commenting! 🤗
🤣🤣🤣🤣OH HELL NAW!!!! At 3:16 I lost it girl!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pepsi just shot out my nose! Ouch!! 😂😂😂😂😂 girlfriend you got me dieing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
I haven't laughed this hard at a review of a reality TV show in my life!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You for this!!!!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad you enjoyed it! 🤗
When she was talking about feeding it im like “yall folks aint have no carnation milk or?!” 😧😂
Subscribed right after the mammary gland 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the sub! I appreciate you!
You are totally killing me with your commentary! I have not seen this show, but your play by play is giving me life. I have 2 cats, and that is quite enough for me lol.
My littlest one wants a cat so badly! He likes to show me funny and cute cat videos on TikTok thinking that will win me over. I would quite literally die if I had a cat in my house! 😂
First time watching your channel. I will be subscribe because this is the the break down I needed lmao
Thanks for the sub. I appreciate you! 🤗
I’m so glad you made this video. I watched this with my jaw dropped to the floor. When that woman referred to herself as the Dolly Parton of the monkey world. 😂😂😂😂. I sad to myself” Self, I thought Dolly had brains and a heart?” These people were and are CRAZY!!!! Monkeys are cute but not for pets. Then when the lady that turned her into PETA I thought Thank God. I saw that primate rescue enclosure or whatever and all those monkeys seemed happy. Do you or anyone know how many episodes this show will be? I cannot wait for The Penguin.
I forgot that she compared herself to Dolly! Immediately no! I'm so ready for The Penguin. Whoever is responsible for turning fine as wine Colin Farell into The Penguin need an award RIGHT NOW!!
Girl……… you had me hooping and hollering here at work. Thank you so much ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Glad you enjoyed! 🤗
This whole commentary had me in tears laughing 😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you as always for this!!!
You are so welcome 🤗
Dragons, vampires, and chimps oh my! I love your channel ElleBee! You cover all my faves in the most hilarious and real way. Thank you! ❤ oh, and I live an hour from Festus, that blew my mind when the episode started.
That's cool that you live so close to the scene of the crime! 😂
I had no interest in this show at all until i stumbled upon this review. Within the first 5 minutes of watching your video, i told myself i have to go watch this documentary. Now I'm hooked lol. Can't wait for more episodes. Also love your review. You had me cackling. Just subscribed!!!
Don't do Blue like that, cousin. She loves her mama 😁🥰 And now you got me wanting to watch Chimp Crazy, cause I am over here drooling and cackling at how you are telling the story. OMG Elle!!!! LMAOOOO 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blue is so extra! She's lucky she's cute, bc she's a mess...
@@watchwithmeellebee ☺️😁😂😂🤣💯❤️
I seen your review and started watching it girl this crazy as hell
So crazy!
Girl this was the review I needed because I'm watching this show and I'm like is anybody else seeing this mess 😂😂
Right?! Like why is this not a bigger deal…SHE STOLE A MONKEY 😂
Wonderful review! You are the voice of reason, and I would love to see a sit-down interview with you and CC's director, Eric Goode.
Thanks for watching! 🤗
I'm gonna watch this mess just because you're reviewing it! 😂 I love your commentary.
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Tonia was UNHINGED 🤣🎀💅🏼
15:52 She’s committed to her pink aesthetic & said the chimps betta get used to it!
Pepto pink everywhere!
Now Elle! What you got me in here watchin!! This is wilt!
😂"..and watch Guiding Light." Girl, I love you.
Thank You Elle for talking about this banana's show! I didn't know about it! 💜✨💜
It's flying under most peoples radars for sure. I don't personally know anyone who's watching it...
Girl I hadn't even heard of this! Now here I am bout to get up out my bed to go see what kinda mess you done got me into 😂 I missed you since House of Dragons so I'm here for it!
Noooooo, I hope you didn't get out of bed! I love my bed so much! 😂
@@watchwithmeellebee sure did! And oh my! 🤯😄
Lord, how fast I hit that subscribe button! So glad you are on the Chimp Crazy train. You are hilarious 😂
Yay! Thank you! 🤗
So glad your video was suggested in my feed! You’re so funny! I can’t wait for the next episode.
Glad you enjoyed! 🤗
They’re CRAZY for letting that chimp hold that baby!!!!!
I was so curious about this show but just can't bring myself to watch it... I'm so freaking glad you're recapping it!😂 I knew it would be freaky! There was a show in 1970 called Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. I remember watching it in reruns when I was a kid in the 70s. I'm pretty sure it was a one season show. 😂
You know I got your back cousin! This is a weird one, and you know I love a weird watch! 😂
OMG! I remember that show! Didn’t he have a fedora, trench coat and a briefcase? He was a private detective and he solved cases. CHILEEEEE
Thank you! absolutely killed me!
This is the first time I’ve seen a video from you, and now I’m hooked. You are funny as hell and you are naturally funny.😊
Thank you! Glad you enjoy! 🤗
Came here so I don't have yo watch it but get funny coverage. Thank you!! 😂😂
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This show blew mine and my husbands minds. People are soooo super weird. Im so glad u watched it and we can hear what u think, u are awesome😂
Edited to add: I’m appalled by the way humans treat animals. Shameful. I’m with PETA on this one.
My mind was blown too! I have so so SO many questions!
@@gbtink PETA is actually an extremely horrible organization.
This was so funny!! 😂😂 ... Watched it at 1.5X speed. I was dying. ☺
I’m gonna watch it at 1.5x myself! Should be illuminating 😂
Your dog is so cute n funny 😂❤
Oh my goodness girl you got me on the dang on flow.😂😂😂😂😂 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤎👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Not the flow! 😂😂
24:06 PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk, had an HBO doc on her in 2007 called *I Am an Animal* & she is truly SOMETHING SPECIAL 😂🤣
I'm going to have to give her a google, because they are beyond creative!
Lady, you got me rolling over here. 😂😂😂 woo, Lord. I love you, I will not be watching that show, but I am here for your reviews.
I appreciate that 🤗😃
Hearing that she breastfed a chimpanzee....I don't even know where to begin on how horrifying and insane that is. Since I don't have HBO Max, I'm definitely watching your reviews and subscribing. I love your sense of humor!! I can't wait to see more of your videos! ❤❤
Thanks for the sub! I appreciate you!
"well....who told you that?" hahahahah
I can’t watch the show but your recaps are hilarious😂
I'm five minutes in, and I love you already! ❤
I’m 2 minutes in and subscribed! I need your videos and sense of humor in my life! 🎉
Yay! Thank you! 🤗
such fun..very funny Lady👏🏽🙌🏽🤣😂😭🤣💥💖
I just found you and you are hilarious 😂
Glad your enjoying yourself 🤗
“My flabbers, they were gasping” 🤣🤣🤣😂🫶
Cousin....you had me rolling but are you sure you want to keep watching this?! I am not going to watch because I was a little traumatized listening to you talk about it. 🤣
I gotta see what's gonna happen...I can't go back. I need to know where she took the stolen monkey! 😂
When they stuck the chimp in the hand with the needle and the chimp snatched his hand back like ouch that hurt and was looking at his hand like WTF you do that for 😂😂
Right!? The chimp looked like it felt betrayed...like I let you close to me, I didn't throw poop at you, and this is how you do me? 😂😂
Thank you for making my day!
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26:55 😂💀 hilarious, not judging either😅🤣
7:38 SUBBED 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the sub! I appreciate you!
New subscriber solely based on your intro before the start of your review.
Thanks for the sub! I appreciate you! 🤗
This is a cackle😂
I’m afraid to watch it. But looking forward to this!!🥰❤
I went thru a “wild kingdom” phase when I was 5 or 6 years old and asked for a baby chimpanzee and a tiger cub for my birthday. It took several very long “why not” filled conversations with my grandfather to convince me that couldn’t keep a tiger in our house, yard or even my grandparents’ farm. I packed up all my other presents to return them so I could get my monkey. It was a very sad June 15th. Tears, drama and I wouldn’t even cut my lemon meringue pie (which my grandma made caz I dint want a cake).
Little did I know that a visit to see my cousins in Missouri would have lead me one step closer to my crazy little chimp loving dreams.
Speaking of greeting cards, my all time favorite birthday card was of "Pat, the Pissed-Off Primate." Can't remember what the inner says but it did include throwing poop at people. I saw that at the store and was just cracking up, bought a couple just because.
I'm gonna use "pissed off primate" soon. I can feel it.