"The game is being released in Early Access because we really want user feedback on the game as a whole! However with that said the game is virtually done, and my require a few bugs to be fixed but nothing to major."
+ArrangedKarma Interesting to know is that he has "updated" the game multiple times, and charged more and more money for it each time. Also, considering the dance moves, the game content, the unfinished ending and the fact the main character himself wonders what he's doing in this crappy game, I bet it's safe to accept the game as a full-fledged troll.
Mark, you just don't get it. These games are a statement. They're a statement about the state of video games and the media today. About how games aren't about story or quality any more. Jason isn't a game dev. He's an artist. He's the Jackson Pollock of this generation.
I know they're not the same platform but it's crazy how videos on TH-cam can get claimed for "copyrighted material" that doesn't exist, meanwhile shit like this can be sold on Steam with assets and other materials the maker doesn't own or have the right to use. What a time to be alive.
9:31 "Objective: Stay alive until Alieana fix's the ship." Fix's. In the grand list of things that are wrong with this abomination, for some reason this is the thing that sent me into a spiral. Kudos, Sham. You're a better man than I for trying this.
Fishbeaverduck Pre early access Pre early acces Pre early acce Pre early acc Pre early ac Pre early a Pre early Pre earl Pre ear Pre ea Pre e Pre Pr P Pu Pur Purg Purga Purgat Purgato Purgator Purgatory
I first saw this game on Jim Sterling's channel, but I didn't realize anything was up until I saw Jason Welge in the opening credits. I had to pause for a moment. He was back.
I think that might just be a stock Unreal Engine sound, not something stolen. Not that I'd put Jason Welge above stealing or anything (bicycle jail), but still.
The game is labeled 'Early Access', you were right Mark, he didn't bother finishing the game. He's selling an unfinished game, that's probably not going to be finished, for $15. And people are buying it, gg Jason, gg.
+DrDarkheart Welge just posts threads on the Unreal forums to find people, I've seen them sometimes. He's also listed in their "beware of these scammers" thread
_Clears throat_ So... The model is spacially staionary throughout most of the sequence. There is a visable crack in the textures to the left of the protagonist. Copyrighted, not suiting the situation music. His arms contort the opposite direction when he flips off of the train at the end. The train falls over for no apparent reason. The model slides on the train while it's moving. Delayed and looping sounds. Choppy falling downhill animation. The train's wheels are in the ground. Another wagon suddenly appears behind the original one. Cutscene ends abruptly with no closure. This scene doesn't make sense from a lore standpoint, unless I'm not understanding it correctly. Character model switches to a different one after this cutscene. I think that's everything. That's a lot of things for a 40 second scene.
A Kotaku article about that bear sim cash grab contained the words, "It even managed to get through the steam green-light program and get onto the store!" in the context of getting on steam being a hard and prestigious thing to do. I don't read much from there since it's mostly bs but when I do read something from their it's as if it's written by someone who has zero idea or concept of what actually goes on in gaming/steam. This is a perfect example of a prestigious steam title.
The fucking chicken dance.
Now I'm going to have to use it in a vid. He's a genius.
+Mr Sark Too good, hahahaha
Vote Jason for prez
10/10 IGN Sark
+Mr Sark y r u on youtube geezer
Mr Sark 8
The soldier with two nostrils is actually a free Unity asset bundled in the Bootcamp demo. He put a Unity Asset in Unreal. Amazing
True talent has yet to surpass Jason's dedication to laziness
Look again, he had three
Da roach dogg jr?
This has to be the best example of why Steam Green Light is an absolute abomination
You mean the best thing in the world.
+Leo Gir (Leon) thanks
Only sarcasm is allowed.
15:12 OH GOD HE's BECOMING SELF-AWARE
DISPATCH WELGE
DISPATCH WELGE
MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA OPEN BETA
Ahmet Çınar
Lmao!!! I was thinking the same thing
"The game is being released in Early Access because we really want user feedback on the game as a whole! However with that said the game is virtually done, and my require a few bugs to be fixed but nothing to major."
too* he didn't do so well in English 101
+silent saucepan at this point i just assume anyone who uses the 'too' family correctly has a Ph.D in English
karma pls
+ArrangedKarma Interesting to know is that he has "updated" the game multiple times, and charged more and more money for it each time. Also, considering the dance moves, the game content, the unfinished ending and the fact the main character himself wonders what he's doing in this crappy game, I bet it's safe to accept the game as a full-fledged troll.
+Zievereir44 that and the fact he is using copywritten music... and making money from it
Steam really needs a quality control department.
Oh, I hope it never gets one. This game is just too goddamn bad in a good way.
+Rozwarty Czwarty I agree. I love watching any decent youtuber play this game blind. Comedy gold.
Then where would people get their torture mechanisms?
TheHueisOver™ to shay
3 months later and its still on steam wow
Gotta love self-aware humor, right? No-one ever hates that; it totally doesn't become grating after the first joke. Great job.
Mark, you just don't get it. These games are a statement. They're a statement about the state of video games and the media today. About how games aren't about story or quality any more. Jason isn't a game dev. He's an artist. He's the Jackson Pollock of this generation.
God I hope you are being sarcastic
+D Sandman Jackson Pollock was the Jason Welge of _his_ generation!
+ThE OnLy ScHoFF reread the last sentence
BUT WHERE ARE THE MERMAID CANNONS?!
RIGHT?!?
+Heavily Augmented there were baby dolls with guns firing out of their backsides....does that at least ease the pain a bit?
+chocolateyum17 not at all it makes it wirse
NPCS didnt turn into meat after dying fucking piece of shit game
I don't think the Mermaid Cannon is mermaid canon.
I can't hear you over all the lens flairs
You certainly don't have a flair for grammar.
... I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist!
I hope this guy invites Sham to be apart of his next game. I just want him to voice characters in the next great hit video game.
oh yeah dude
Why is it that the dancing thriller zombies were better programmed than the rest of the game.
+Shoskatovich Probably because he stole the assets from someone with actual talen- I mean HAIL OUR OVERLORD JASON.
I know they're not the same platform but it's crazy how videos on TH-cam can get claimed for "copyrighted material" that doesn't exist, meanwhile shit like this can be sold on Steam with assets and other materials the maker doesn't own or have the right to use.
What a time to be alive.
9:31 "Objective: Stay alive until Alieana fix's the ship."
Fix's. In the grand list of things that are wrong with this abomination, for some reason this is the thing that sent me into a spiral. Kudos, Sham. You're a better man than I for trying this.
7:15 = GREATEST MOMENT EVER
Actually the player model is a default asset for unreal engine 4. Which is the same as a free unity asset so yeah, to be expected.
Jason Welge is a known con-artist and charlatan. No matter how funny this video is, please don't spend anything on his work
"Once you have the rock minerals..."
Jesus Christ Marie!
This is the result of converting a literal piece of shit into a video game.
+Adam Whysong I wish my poo did that.
The leader looks like a randomized oblivion character
When the protagonist broke the fourth wall I cringed so hard that I think I am permanently cringed
6:23
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
Oh my lord this is just too much this time.
Bless you Mark, never stop playing hilariously awful video games.
+NitroRad I think Mark is a superhuman. No way can any normal human expose himself to this much video game garbage without going insane.
The best part is...I'm pretty sure Jason Welge did clear the Thrilled segment for use
Thriller*
This video needs to be shared with every Steam dev, critic and publication.
I agree. It's absolutely ridiculous that this unfinished garbage could be sold for $15.
+SteeScribbles You can report it on steam. You don't have to buy it to report it either.
7:15 - I have seen the mountain top, and it is bliss.
Note: X-17 is still available for purchase on steam for $15...
I'm thoroughly convinced that Jason made this specifically for sham now.
Thanks Mark for making this video. This really made my day so much better.
There is so much copy written music how the FUCK is this game not off of steam yet?
copyrighted***
+Effectator wow I haven't seen a grammar nazi on youtube since 2012
+bbbeware bb That could only be true if you hadn't actually _been_ on TH-cam in the last four years. :B
+XenoWalkerEVE many games have music with copy right. Nothing special
bbbeware bb not a grammar nazi, just letting them know what the past tense of "copyright" is
How... is this legal?
That's the thing: It isn't.
glad to see a video of this before he gets sued for copyright
Sorry that can't and won't happen...Fair use bud.
+Chris Watson Yeah fair use. TH-cam is great at that
Chris Watson Fair use does not cover the game makers music use.
The Thriller bit was just...Oh my God we have a GOTY right here.
Aw, dammit... It's not funny if the developer knows it's bad.
+Chubs the Nerd Its the cringe of him thinking that this is funny that hurts.
+threebeat123
Too true, too true.
well i think its pretty funny
+Felix Maier
no it's not
YouSoSpice ok bruh
this game IS 15 DOLLARS
Lol "Game"
whoa how did this comment get so many upvotes
@9:30 Is that background noise Jason taking a slow leak?
i like how the low health noise is the same one from ark
THERE IS A THRILLER PARODY IN A FULL, LICENSED VIDEO GAME ON STEAM. I'M DONE GOODBYE
+GRAND DAD No no, it is *pre early* access.
+GRAND DAD It's not even a parody! It's just zombies doing the Thriller dance! How did this even make it to Steam? XD
Fishbeaverduck
Pre early access
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I first saw this game on Jim Sterling's channel, but I didn't realize anything was up until I saw Jason Welge in the opening credits.
I had to pause for a moment.
He was back.
1:26 The timing of the credits could not be better.
9:40 that is some good writing
LMFAO HE BROUGHT MICHAEL BACK FROM THE DEAD. #AllPraiseLordWelge
21:05Nope, this is actually a Rock It Jump
You're my new favourite TH-camr. This video is hilarious, keep up the good work
Is that the low health sound from ARK? Nice bro.
+OneTimeFails Noticed that as well. Truly a magnum opus of a game this is turning out to be
Ark and this game run on the same engine so a lot of the things are gonna be the same and sound the same
I think that might just be a stock Unreal Engine sound, not something stolen. Not that I'd put Jason Welge above stealing or anything (bicycle jail), but still.
This game speaks to me on a spiritual level. This isn't just a video game, it's an inevitable truth.
0:57 "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAAAAAAAN"
I come back to a good video and notice that there's a character named Thanos. Truly this game is like a fine wine, getting better as it ages.
The cringe is too real 15:54
My god when those abominations started dancing to thriller I died laughing!!
I do actually think that the reason behind all the copyrighted music is to stop people playing this game on TH-cam.
A M GLAD YOU ARE OKAY
All these assets, particles, textures, and characters are Unreal Engine 4 and Mixamo demo materials....how is this being sold on steam?
That one alien sounds like he’s eating his mic😂
Smoking them "Rock Minerals"
I love how the femsle voice actor quit 10 minutes in and had to be replaced by text to speech. Probably cause he didn't pay her.
JJ Abrams would be proud
this is like if saints row 4 went on a 20 year meth binge
Best Saint's Row clone ever.
The game is labeled 'Early Access', you were right Mark, he didn't bother finishing the game. He's selling an unfinished game, that's probably not going to be finished, for $15. And people are buying it, gg Jason, gg.
Wait really? I legit thought the only person buying these is Sham
i'm pretty sure the scream at 0:47 was taken from half life 2
16:16 "Your human weapons are no longer going to work."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
when monster looks way less scary then censor image
So much of this looks like the assets used in Robo Recall and other Epic VR demos.
20:31 isnt that the tower from "Infinity Blade" (mobile game) ?
This game costs $14.99 USD.
14:02 is it just me or does he sound like ambassador Crocker from fallout new vegas?
The cutscene with mad world playing killed me, and thriller and the chicken dance too.
I wonder what black friend Jason forced to do voice work for him
+DrDarkheart Welge just posts threads on the Unreal forums to find people, I've seen them sometimes.
He's also listed in their "beware of these scammers" thread
This is a true work of art.
A historical masterpiece.
Isn't that noise that plays when at low health just the asset that ARK: Survival Evolved has for low health?!
Mark has wasted another 20 minutes of my life. I love it
The game industry has just found its Ed Wood.
5:19 that's some mutated pile of duck shit from FNAF
8:48
i dont even know where to fucking start
_Clears throat_
So...
The model is spacially staionary throughout most of the sequence.
There is a visable crack in the textures to the left of the protagonist.
Copyrighted, not suiting the situation music.
His arms contort the opposite direction when he flips off of the train at the end.
The train falls over for no apparent reason.
The model slides on the train while it's moving.
Delayed and looping sounds.
Choppy falling downhill animation.
The train's wheels are in the ground.
Another wagon suddenly appears behind the original one.
Cutscene ends abruptly with no closure.
This scene doesn't make sense from a lore standpoint, unless I'm not understanding it correctly.
Character model switches to a different one after this cutscene.
I think that's everything. That's a lot of things for a 40 second scene.
Marks try's to fuck us with that rain effect but the instantly dies. That's what you get
A Kotaku article about that bear sim cash grab contained the words, "It even managed to get through the steam green-light program and get onto the store!" in the context of getting on steam being a hard and prestigious thing to do.
I don't read much from there since it's mostly bs but when I do read something from their it's as if it's written by someone who has zero idea or concept of what actually goes on in gaming/steam.
This is a perfect example of a prestigious steam title.
Man, someone needs to send Mr. Welge back to prison again.
8:48 Looks like an Gmod animation :D
Sark should play this. He would have a fucking ball. I can almost hear the jokes now...
was that music with the guy riding the train and then dying and jumping and stuff around 9:13 actually playing or marks editing
I love how the low health indication is from fucking Ark, dinosaur roaring and all
Poor Jason...a man with dreams too great for this existence.
The game even says PRE-Early Access Mark, Im sure given some time he'll SURELY add the missing content.... 1:44
Doubt it
I'm pretty sure these models have 2 people merged into one
The Thriller thing killed me xD
6:25 all that lens flare holy shit
play more dude! please! This is so funny.
If you pause at 4:39, you can see it's some dude wearing a naked alien costume.
there are tears in my eyes holy fuck
I wish my conversations with people were as good as they are in this game.
Would chicken dance again.
14:30 IT'S THE FUCKING POSTAL DUDE ANIMATION! The guy is ripping off Postal². I'm dying!
I swear when I first heard "sad world" and "thriller" i thought sham just edited them into the video for comedic effect BUT NOPE ITS PART OF THE GAME?
Okay, but are these rock minerals essential to the development of space?
"No! Stop! No, this is not legal!
Definitely thought he added in the thriller mp3 after filming hahaha
One of the games best features is the compelling voice acting and the conversation arm sway moving on almost every fucking character XD.
correct my english if you need to.
what a fool I am for thinking I could eat a snickers while watching this.
time to clean my keyboard.
This was so hard to watch that I had to take multiple breaks.