What is the Objectively Worst Super Mario Maker Level?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ค. 2018
- There are a lot of incredibly bad Super Mario Maker levels out there. But which one is the absolute worst Super Mario Maker level? In this video we will try to theorycraft the absolute worst Super Mario Maker level imaginable, and while we are at it, we will create the hardest Super Mario Maker level ever made as well, by accident.
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Imagine wasting 1.8 trillion years to upload a level then someone beats it on their second attempt
This is the most Mario Maker explanation I’ve ever heard
japan in a nutshell
If you used a TAS bot, it would take only a few days, if not weeks.
Jokes on them you still wasted 12 hours
I tip my hat to you
"I'm not sadistic"
"It should take you about 1.8 trillion years to beat this stage"
Glas to see that there are about 200 people who think the same way I do... xd
Lukas Lukas no about 400
Unless you use the trick to create impossable levels this level is nearly nearly impossible to upload before Earth dies
When you consider that he would need to beat it in order to upload it, he’s also kind of a massochist.
If all of the 734k viewers play the level we can do it more quickly (in a lifespan)
Give it a try ?
“And before someone asks, yes, I factored leap-years into the calculation.”
And that, my friends, is the single most Ceave sentence ever.
But did he factor in the century leap years?
I can make it even more Ceave
“And before someone asks, yes, I factored leap-years into the calculation. Hoo-ray”
@@Icalasari you didn't type in an austrian accent
"You will spend 1.7 trillion yum-yum years not having any ouching, evil fun. And before someone asks, yes, I factored leap years into the calculation. Hoo-ray."
Well it’s actually surprisingly simple.
"So what's the chance of beating the level?"
"50-50"
"Oh, so half and half?"
"No, you need to pass 50 different 50% chances in order to win"
"Doesn't seem too bad"
"It'd take about 1.8 trillion..."
"My god that's a lot"
"Years"
"0_0"
Well, 4 years later and Panga has made something similar, but it's a less evil guessing 7 50% chances correct in a row.
You're hired.
-- Bowser
You're hired.
-- Satan
You're hired
--School
I laughed way too hard at these 3 comments. 😂😂😂
forget bowser the guy who made this level should be the one making bowser's lairs
You're hired.
--We are number two CREW
Doctor: You have 1.8 trillions years left to live
Me:
Underappreciated comment.
Me: ok
Me: plays level
Also me: I am dead
Doctor: oops
underrated comment
Overrated
@@quandovoceleroscomentarios4077 mano do céu até aqui
Imagine if there was a troll block at the end
As Ceave said, he's just trying to build the worst level, not to be sadistic. ;P
also if that's the case ceave can't upload the level (like he has time to do that anyways)
@@TheMrRuttazzo 1.8 trillion years to beat a level = not sadistic
100 mario runner cries
@@lysanderhunter4230 but he can't even upload it
Wow so you think you have the right to decide what the least fun level is, huh? You have some kinda nerve
*After watching:* oh, ok
Well, it wouldn't be the least fun, because 1. No one would play it for longer than 10 seconds. 2. The level would be deleted within a month by Nintendo. Matter to the fact is, "objective" anything doesn't exist.
@@frankyanish4833 water can't be wet
@@frankyanish4833 water isn't wet
@@frankyanish4833 we don't need to, saying water is wet is like saying fire is dry makes no sense if you just think about it
@@frankyanish4833 yeah fire isn't dry, which is what I said. This was literally 2 months ago and you're just now responding I really don't feel like explaining sense it's the middle of the night for me so here th-cam.com/video/ugyqOSUlR2A/w-d-xo.html
"It's not that this stage is technically unbeatable, it's just not doable before the Earth crashes into the sun". IM DEAD
Falling To Earth we all are the sun exploded
Its technically doable in just a little more than 6 hours, so the sun better be close.
It is doable before that happens, just highly unlikely.
And the fact that humanity will abandon the earth long before then…
You really want no-skip 100 Mario Maker Challenge runners to suffer.
Spookmailed you have to upload it for that. To upload it, you have to beat it. He’s not uploading it, he’s just theory crafting the worst level so he can show his fans.
@@i_am_anxious0247 *Cough* I'm making a joke.
Pi is the best r/woosh
dude if a 100-man player no skip runs into this level they will just reset
@@i_am_anxious0247 load the 1.00 mario maker
Fun Fact: Even if every human on Earth played this for every second of their lives, it would be over 200 years before the stage would be beaten. To be fair, however, the Sun would still exist in this timeframe.
So, they would have to play while mating?
Ben Culbertson This isn’t possible as no one can live for 200 years right now and you still need to find a way for newborns to play as well as play while being able to have enough food supply and water supply for every single person in the world with no one working on the food supply and water supply since they will be playing the game.
@@mysterysecret6815 r/wooosh intensifies
I didn't know people were THAT sadistic
Linking subs outside of Reddit intensifies
Did you beat the level?
Yes.
What did it cost?
1.8 trillion years.
Go to bed you are very sleepy and havent gotten into college
Too bad
Get out
*walks outside*
I THOUGHT IT WAS 2019!
Smash Bro XD
Shouldn't thanos be saying did you beat the level
Cameron p it does
He misses his sons birth and birthdays
Would it be possible to put the bomb door at the end? That would make it so that you had to go through the hammer bros 9 times
oh dear god. *YESSS!*
You are the reason people say there is bad in this world
Ahhhhahhhahhhhhh!😂 YES that would be AMAZINGLY EVIL!
Hey satan, are you free this thursday?
you...deserve to be forced to play that stage until you clear it, after drinking a eternal life elixir
*Trillions of years later*
Peach: Thank you, Mario! You're my hero!
Mario, who has a full beard now: Have we met..?
Stephen King's The Jaunt?
Marios beard would be 10000000000000000000 meters long If that happpened.
Thank you Mario, but your princess is in another castle.
That's how you get Dorkly's "Mario Goes Beserk".
uh mario would be dead
@@johnnygibson8973 mass intellectual
Me: Please let me play a bit more, mom!
Mom: Ok son, one last game.
Me: *yes, one last game*
so true
Maybe you can make the Level Even worse by lagging the Stage
Trafix PvP true, just add a bunch of assets above the stage
Dont give him any ideas...
oh jeez
YES
Imagine if you actually beat it and managed to upload it...
In one try
Haleigh Sharp but what if they’re playing on Nintendo 3ds?
@Haleigh Sharp Who even cares about losing one streak
@Haleigh Sharp i play on 3DS
We'd finally have a level that would be no-clear for as long as Earth stands
...floats
whatever
**sees title** YES! FINALLY A TH-camR IS GOING TO PLAY MY LEVEL!!!
LOL
This may possibly be the best thing I've read all week.
Linkadink Link lol
Oh boy!! (edited)
Lucky
"I'm trying to create the worst level possible, not to be sadistic"
*makes the level totally dependant on luck or else you repeat 6 hours of torture*
but hammer bros
Good and bad are both subject to taste, I don't think there's a way to objectively quantify how "bad" a level i-
Oh.
*OH.*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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@@mjdaniell1884 Amazing!
M J Daniell spngebob square pants!
It's still kinda gneralized... it's the same thing with rule34. Someone will be into it for whatever reason you might never understand ;)
Those levels were MUCH worse than I was expecting. Good work, Ceave.
DPZ Yeah, all I could think of was one of those levels with a bunch of enemies with out a hidden exit/star
Naw, add laughs whenever a hammer brother drops a muncher. Also make it so every muncher crashes the dang game. Actually, come to think of it, we can also add the rave and dizzy sound effects for good measure.
So you really want to turn it into an autistic stage don't you?
Naw, I just want it worse.
@@charliep7112 making it only beatable without a weird mushroom, but an almost guaranteed chance to get one in normal play, would make it almost as annoying. But actually uploadable :)
I've seen that video dude.
Benjamin Olsson f
Mum: Go to bed!
Me: I have to upload a level
Me in 2073:
Ldiwkw
@@fishbot5850
Its luck so you could get it first try.
uh in old
Pretty sure the six hours would be enough to make this the most hated level in Super Mario Maker.
I think the 38 minutes would make it the most hated
So your chances are you can beat it in 5 hours and 42 minutes...
*_Or 1.78 Trillion years_*
Diamond Butter *never tell me the odds*
Well...
_that escalated quickly_
but 1 out of 10 needs even more time
Technically you might never beat it, even if you go at it for infinity.
@@jaromtoy7128
If you go at it for infinity then you will 100% beat the level eventually.
Ceave, this can be made much worse.
The biggest problem with your design is that it is basically impossible to upload because of the randomness. A much better design would be to create a contraption that uses some kind of encryption that is (relatively) simple to implement, such as a Treyfer cipher (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treyfer ). This contraption can then be used to force the player to find the right encryption key (with a chance of one in 18 quintillion). Since the creator knows the encryption key, he/she could easily upload the level on their first try while everybody else would need an average of 9 quintillion attempts, making it the first uploaded Super Mario Maker level to never be beaten. Even if somebody were to download the level and analyze it in the editor, they still would not be able to complete the level as it would be cryptographically secure.
Lol, that's an awesome idea. I'll look into it!
Herman Lauenstein awesome idea.
Sadly, you could just download the course and take it to editor, and find it ): But sounds cool, would need to find a way to hide it in editor.
Pianoman if I understand the referenced cypher correctly, I'm not sure looking in the editor would help much. It's not a series of paths with only one leading to the end, it's more a math problem, with each output being one input to the next of the 32 problems, with you choosing the other. I'm not sure how you would program something like this into Mario Maker though. I suppose you could work out the final needed value from the editor and do some significant number crunching, but still, it wouldn't show you the needed path.
Oh, ok, thanks for the explanation Ryan.
While such a level would be the most boring level to play through and beat, the problem is that nobody would play it for anywhere near that time. And if nobody plays it for more than a few minutes the aspect (that is being the time it takes doing not much of anything) is lost.
It seem to me for a level to be the worse you have to trick the player into thinking it can be beaten within a reasonable amount of time and that it is worth it. Basically, the level has to start off promising enough. This gets the player invested in the level. It is then once they are invested in the level that you can add in the elements that will turn it into a terrible experience, maybe a troll set-up of some sort that looks doable, but after a while the player will come to realize they have been trolled.
And it might also be worth setting it up so they think they are closer to the end than they are. Anyway, that might not be the worse level, but I think it is at least the right direction.
Shortening the timer might help since only a few frames pass, they can spend over an hour on the level despite it having a seemingly short timer.
I've seen levels where it becomes a good level at first but in the end it gets bad. I know its hard to trust a level when you feel like you're getting something good but there is those nasty trolls out there that mess up your fun.
IDEA!! before the muncher pipes section you have to complete a small and fun parkour section
you will also have to cover up the pain on the course world map by putting the RNG randomiser in the sub-area to attract the smarter folk
basically every p2w mobile game
Being stuck off the ground, with Bumpers is an easy way to make someone play your level
When you realize that the creator had to play through it once without dying to upload the stage.
He didn't
Not really... Ceave could have just used weird mushroom spawning rules (1/100, but none in upload mode) to upload first try.
(finds dev exit)
No need just use gameshark.
bowser? is that you?
xd
No need to gameshark, just use savestates
No no no... we need first play the game 2T times and beat it. Let’s be ethical.
It should take about 1.8 trillion years to beat this stage
Challenge accepted
oh, don't forget the part where that "chance" calculation assumes random number generation, not pseudorandom, and thus a "run" of possible RNG outputs that allow for a successful completion of the stage may not even exist!
(Notably, this is the first time I've seen a through-and-through example of a reverse-Gambler's-Fallacy)
and hes still trying today...
@@Twisted_Code I highly doubt SMM has pure random number generators. This would be pseudorandom.
we are all gona be ded at that time and pikmin 10 might be out you sure??
Are you gave up?
When you want to go to heaven, but god says: „ Beat this Level first“
It’s warm in hell atleast.
Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles and madness in this world today, God is full of justice, mercy and love.
Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans
. The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom.
If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction).
He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place.
He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it.
He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way.
Christ says in John 16:33: I have told you these things, so that in Me you may have [perfect] peace. In the world you have tribulation and distress and suffering, but be courageous [be confident, be undaunted, be filled with joy]; I have overcome the world.” [My conquest is accomplished, My victory abiding.]
- (AMPLIFIED version)
NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. Xxx
@@bearvillebear1468 what about this level?
Turn the game to SMB1 and put a bunch of costume mushrooms in spaces where you know the player will have to cross, the transformation takes a bit of time.
"Great" Idea!
Easy way to make the worst stage possible:
Trap Mario inside a room with Hammer Bros. and make him have to dodge the hammers for 499 in-game seconds then he has to go down the pipe that leads him to the flagpole, except there's a 50% chance that he'll be killed by a Blooper.
Add lag facilities to make it better
@@unfoundpump or worse
Both >:D
No, there's a chance that someone might find the dodging fun. We can't allow that. Why not dodging hammer bros while going through the water path at the beginning? So you have to have perfect RNG to beat the stage.
@@SuperMasterman64 Would be over WAY to fast
If you're familiar with my Trials of Time level, I've had a sequel theory crafted for quite some time now. The level in question should take upwards of 200 hours for a single clear (no RNG of course). If I can get it setup, such that I'll be able to leave the control stick held in a constant direction while being able to progress the level, I do intend on uploading the level.
That sounds awesome! How? :D
ChainChomp Braden how much freetime do you have holy
Maybe a combination of the highest possible lag (from your other video) and being forced to enter doors to avoid death like in this video? The latter was what makes Trials of Time take 2 1/2 hours; You have to wait for P-Switch timers to end while being forced to enter a door or pipe every several frames.
Sounds boring
It uses a very similar setup to what you did with the bomb, blocks, and muncher. As for the "free time", that's why I'm trying to make it as auto as possible, so I don't have to be present like I was for the original.
This is like... theory crafting hell. Dear god.
Hell IS being theory crafted.
*gets the last level first try*
Okay, lets call this level, "This takes 1.8 trillion years"
Of course there are hammer bro's in the worst level.
yeah, makes sense too lol
Somewhere, a project manager is taking notes and working out where to put the pay to win gate
pay to win gate is for every 100 dollars spent you eliminate one hammer bro
$25 special power up to kill muncher (only one)
$50 to eliminate one block that the bomb has to blow up
Every single fucking cent in the world to remove the 6 hour cycle before RNG.
You just run an in the moment, game pausing, incrementally increasing pay option.
Skip a bomb cycle? $0.25
Second skip is $0.50
Third is $0.75, etc...
Skip a muncher? Same deal. Each skip costs $0.25 more than the last.
Cost to skip everything averages to $140.25. If you wait for all the bomb-ombs then it drops to $75.
Since no individual payment is over $8.25 in this case, and you dont get a refund for giving up part way, you stand a decent chance to yank a full price game from each player if they ever start paying.
What to do with ur immortality:
1: upload this level
2: beat this level again
3: repeat 2
Ceave : Trillion to trillions of years
Speed-runners : 3 minutes, take it or leave it
You forgot one important detail, the human race can work together to overcome anything. There's no reason this should be a task for only one person.
1779603000000 years for one person to do it, but get 6 billion people to work on it and it's just about 300 years for the 90% chance.
Well that would be working 24/7 and that's a bit rough, but for something as important as this I feel 12 hour days would be doable.
So 600 years, 6 billion people, 12 hours a day and you got 90% chance.
Not a bad price to pay for the eight wonder
Dude imagine doing all that and being the 10%
You forgot something, too.
*Why would humanity like to finish this level?*
Actually, you could run multiple TAS of this level at the same time tο complete it in less time and don't make 6 billion people waste their time on this
.............. S E E Y A !
we need to mass produce consoles too I am sure a human could do at least 5 attempts at once using head, feet and limbs combined.
So basically you turned hunting shiny Pokemon into a Mario Maker level?
Wesam C For some people it is fun but only for lucky people
ya but there are shiny hunting techniques that take less than 2 trillion years
but hunting shiny Pokémon only takes like 20 minutes
At least shiny pokemon actually GETS YOU SOMETHING
Wesam C much worse
just imagine this stage poping up in a no skip endless smm2 challenge! XD
This is SMM1.
Satan: Well, I’d like to say I’m a huge fan.
*someone comments on this video a trillion years later*
I BEAT IT WHERE IS MY PRIZE?!?!
sorry no prize
As a prize you get to Play it again :)
Even better,
someone randomly gets through on their first try.
Impossible? Pssh, I beat it in one go. Sure it took 6 hours, but I beat it.
It was 2 trillion years
It's like Ghouls and Ghosts. You have to beat it twice for it to count :P
We made the worst mario maker level...
Hurray!
which is quite an accomplishment
It is spelled Hoo-ray
Hoo
Ray
I love his Hoo-ray
Who ray
Could you use the pow block lag trick to make it even slower?
I've never even played Mario Maker. I've just watched videos about it. And this? This?? This caused actual pain. Imagine Ryu or Z getting one of these levels in a no skip run
Oh boy, I can't even imagine Samus getting pass through this level.
Cube the Squid he wouldn’t get rng frustrator because the creator has to beat the level before uploading it :)
tominator11082K there is a glitch where you can upload impossible levels without having to beat them I think... it might be patched tho
Lol same
Noo don´t do this to Ryu. He is such a kind youtuber :D
You make the best videos.
SimpleFlips what about that one level where you were stuck bouncing while constantly collecting a new costume so you couldn’t even exit or skip the stage
SimpleFlips When are you going to upload tetris videos again dad?
I agree
bUt sAMPLE FlOPs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since when do you watch Ceave
At least one person will try to upload that level, even if it features hacks
I remember taking this challenge 1.8 trillion years ago, so much nostalgia from like a billion different lives.
I refuse to believe we live in a world where Hyrule Warriors and Captain flippin Toad has been ported over to 3ds and Switch, while Mario Maker still hasn't landed on Switch yet. Nintendo, please, this world makes no sense, what is going on?...
Harttman
Porting Mario Maker makes no sense, they should just do a Mario Maker 2 instead. Other than that I agree, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.
Jade Knight a sequel would be awesome. The series has so much potential. I absolutely loved Mario Maker on Wii U, and I would love a sequel that adds more things to build with.
It makes me very sad
Imma make a minecraft world of SMM
Jade Knight what would they add or change to make a "Mario Maker 2" a viable option?
Alright, so I stumbled across your videos expecting someone to simply look for the "worst" level.
Now after watching through your many videos with bizarre mario-maker science and tricks it really makes me want to play mario maker again.
Needless to say, you have damn well earned yourself a subscriber! xD
"Time spent not having fun" has to be the best metric for any test I've ever heard of.
I cna Imagine Bowser seeing this and giving him a weel payed job.
Why didn't you put the bomb counter after the hammer bros. rng? That would have made it take longer than the universe has been around.
Edit: Just realized that wouldn't work because items only can fall out of a Note Block once per level. But you could make a contraption like this: The entity limit is almost reached off-screen. Have a Muncher blocking the way and a Hammer Bro with a Note Blocks on either side. If the Hammer Bro goes right, it gets stuck. If the Hammer Bro goes left, a Bill Launcher on a track kills the Hammer Bro. The Hammer Bro's death would lower the number of entities to below the Entity limit and allow a shell to fly out of the Bill Launcher and hit a POW block, which would kill the Muncher blocking the way. Have several contraptions like that lining both the main and sub worlds (off screen from each other so two munchers don't get killed at the same time), followed by several Bomb counters.
For additional RNG garbage, turn the Bomb counter into one of these Hammer Bro RNG stations, but it drops a lit bomb instead. The bullet blaster would have to fall or something so it didn't fire more than one bomb.
gooood point
But...the universe has only been around for ~14 billion years. This level already took 1.7 trillion years to upload. More than 100x longer than the universe has been around.
This was my immediate thought as well.
Or you could make it worse by keeping the current design, then adding ANOTHER bomb counter after the Hammer Bros.
He could also use doors to put you through more hammer bros. Maybe just have the main world be nothing but a huge amount of hammer bro randomizers, then have the sub world nothing but a giant bomb counter, forcing you to do the hammer bro rng over and over and over and over and over. Maybe have one of the P-switch setups at the start of the rng section as well. Maybe also make it lag.
Ceave Gaming-- Had fun making things not fun.
In other words: Internet community-standard.
Brother!
EA
Before I watched this, I thought to myself "What makes an awful level? Wasting your time, certainly. Any level that goes right to the timer is terrible. RNG is awful too. TAS-only levels would be infuriating." Clearly these are universals.
Leave it to an Austrian to quantify ennui.
Now, if you get lucky enough to pass the hammer bros it takes you to 50 doors where you have to pick the right one pr else start again
50 doors isn't possible, only 4.
@@somepersonmcsomebody7501 4 that lead to other 4 doors?
Well he said he wasn't going to be sadistic
or you could move a pipe to the last end and force them to complete the RNG frustrator 9 times
stop it! get some help
N BR NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Time spent not having fun: 1 eternity
*A dozen pipes that you have to choose then one leads to more RNG
When ceave posts, it’s the highlight of my day. I have almost all my Mario maker knowledge from him. He has many fun to watch videos too, and they’re done so professionally. I appreciate how much time ceave puts into his videos, and I love it! Keep up the good work, ceave!
Trapzone Gaming and More ikr
Ceave....WHY ARE YOU GIVING TROLLS TROLL IDEAS?!
Dude honestly I would
Haha Kaizo level makers go brrrrrrrr
@Mac Cheezy See, that assumes the play clear system works as intended and has no exploits. If you've watched his other videos, you know that's not true
“It’s not unbeatable, just not doable before the earth crashes into the sun”
Hey ceave, you should consider adding lag machines to make the pipes make you slower!
Danjimaru dropped*
Danjimaru its*
Cease the Owen
I see you like mean bean machine.
When EA/Mobile Games creates a Mario Maker stage but couldn't put any microtransactions in it.
Yeah pretty much.
Its a bit too late for a port. They didnt anounced it yet so they are going to make a part 2 or an zelda/kirby or somthing other maker.
$39.99 removes one muncher.
I loathe Electronic (F)Arts, and that comparison made my day.
Mobile Games is my favourite game company
You could swap the hammer bros randomizer and the counter, so that mario has to go through all 50 hammer bros each time he gets through the pipe setup greatly increasing the luck required
"It's not that this stage is technically unbeatable, it's just not doable before the earth crashes into the sun"
Imagine if He didn't give you the star.
yeah, I see why he said he wasn't gonen be sadistic.
lol
Fuck
I don't see what could be "fun" about having hammers constantly being thrown at your face with no way out and nothing else to do, especially if you have the stress of having to repeat the whole stage. I see what you are trying to get at here, but I gurantee that only an autistic 4 year old would find any part of that without the star "Fun".
I think the main reason an autistic 4 year old thinks it's "fun" is because he has no idea what is going on; you can give something boring and useless like a game where all you do is swipe up and it meows at you, and the toddlers will think that it is "fun" because it's cool and they can control it. "The autistic 4 year old" is 4 years old; and probably has no idea what is going on, and will probably not remember the level when he grows up. At the same time, he is autistic, and probably won't grow up; so yes, you've beaten me, I guess dodging hammers is fun to a toddler that has no idea what is going on. But that still doesn't account for the 8 years and up who actually know what is going on, and objectively still believe that there is nothing fun about waiting for infinity to play a 3 second game of dodge the hammers. You can have fun by doing chores, even if you are bored out of your mind, because some part of you enjoys it in some way. That's just who we are and what we do; so if you take it as anything you do is fun, then what's the point of having a word such as bored? The definition of fun is not finding entertainment; it's actively enjoying what is going on. I definitely don't think I would have fun at a party, because I'm an introvert, even if there are snacks. I can enjoy snacks, but I still won't objectively be having fun. (I tried to explain it as best as I could) Literally no one except for babies would wait for a million years to play a tiny game for 3 seconds, because children don't understand as well as we do how things work. (Sorry for the essay, I just wanted to wrap this up, because this is getting kind of stupid)
So simply put it, we should just deem it impossible to make a boring level, since apparently you can describe "fun" as staring at paint dry, since there is definitely someone who enjoys not being able to think of anything but watching paint dry for hours on end. This is what I'm seeing from what you are saying to me, because there will always be SOMEthing "fun" about every situation we can put in a level; because going through a pipe could be fun, and so could standing still watching the timer tick down to zero. What I was trying to get at is simply the fact that yes, you COULD have fun going through a pipe, but I don't necessarily think that going through pipes for 5 hours is fun. Of course, going through an individual pipe is fun, but definitely not a million. To wrap this up (Before I write another essay gosh darnit stupid fingers) there will always be something that someone will think of as fun in a level, making it impossible to be boring. At the same time, the amount of fun that any person will have is not enough to actually make them fell not bored. I can't think of a single person who can sit there for 5 hours going through pipes and not call the level "boring;" I don't see how anyone can call that level "fun", because I'm thinking of things on the big picture, and the whole level itself is boring, but the first few pipes may be fun.
Panga: I have made the hardest Mario maker levels possible.
Ceave: Hold my beer
People still think Panga makes the hardest levels in 2018?
Logan Blunk Idk who has made the hardest levels, but I think they mean most difficult, not most luck-based and tedious
He could add two doors at the end, one leads to the beginning and one leads to the finish
Imagine going to buy a lottery ticket, but you're forced to do a 100k marathon, and if you win the grand jackpot, you don't get money, you get freedom. Otherwise, you have to run the 100k marathon again for every lottery ticket.
Man the quality of Ceave's levels really dropped
In a good or bad way?
But he was literally trying to make bad levels. Am I Whoooshing?
AppleMiner268 yes you are.
Not gonna lie, as a math nerd I felt legitimate terror when the hammer-bros randomizers started getting added.
Yeah, the moment it became 50%... per brother. That was when I realized we were getting a real monster.
Though while this isn't actually unloadable, it's functionally unloadable.
I liked for the fractal)
Let me scare you more.
To advance the P Switch timer you have to pass an RNG call.
I disagree completely. We went from "The monster level of super expert" to "Level you'll never see because it's impossible to upload".
This level isn't scary at all. Even if it did get uploaded, Nintendo would delete it due to hax required to upload it. And if you put in a hidden dev exit, people will just find it in editor and beat it that way.
You COULD have like a hundred bots made to beat the level
Hey ceave, i know this is late, but i found something that takes 9 times the time that you calculated.
Basically, just do what you did but with two bomb setups, one after the start and one at the end, after the hammer bro randomizer. This makes you force to play the entire things 9 times.
But add the underwater section
My life ambition is now to upload the Hammer Bro level before the earth crashes into the sun.
Ok have fun with that lol
8:59 "i had a lot of fun minimizing the amount of fun with these levels" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Mission... failed?
He said maximizing
Jonathon you deaf boi he said maximizing
Shoune Why would someone say maximizing the least amount of fun? That is not very logical to say it like that.
Well he said it anyways so yea nae nae
That's only a fraction of how bad it could be. For instance, one could have the level laugh at you mercilessly if any of the hammer note blocks are hit, which would annoy the player after every failure, or perhaps you're forced by one-way pipes or other means to enter every other stacked pipe in a different direction so they can't abuse the system by putting a rubber band on the C-stick.
Furthermore, the amount of RNG-based elements can be added and improved upon.
So hear me out:
You could use the counter mechanism described in the video along with the Hammer Bro run (and a Star spawner) to make them run it multiple times.
Alternatively, random choice RNG is extra soul-crushing since it fills you with the feelings of second-guessing, choking and regret.
But how do we reliably do this without being a dead giveaway for downloaders? I'll tell you how. Mario finds himself in an area that has an opening to the next part that opens at a random time (a contraption made, say, via a Bob-omb being let past by the random jumping of several Hammer Bros to blow up the wall) with the next area containing a whole bunch of winged ? Blocks along a really wide vertical piece of track; over the time it took to get there, they have been constantly shuffling. One holds a key; all of the others have P-Switches, which would pop up and hit Thwomps (suspended two blocks above the length of the track by semi-solids or bridges), making the brick floor below you disappear and sending you into a pit that's completely filled with laughing.
What is wrong with me?
You are a sick man.
I love this idea.
You're the reason we can't have nice things /s
Some of the Hammer Bros. have laughter sounds on both note blocks, just so that players who restart the stage by reflex will quit out of runs that weren't actually ruined yet.
R/woosh
mihlangaming yt
How does that apply to literally anything here
"what I BELIEVE to be the OBJECTIVELY worst level ever made"
Ceave Gaming- YES I BEAT THE 1.8 TRILLION YEARS STAGE!!!
*2 minutes later*
Where is the video? DONT TELL ME I FORGOT TO RECORD!!!!!
It's a shame that nobody will be able to upload this level before the end of the world
Jake Read you can if you get hammerbros first try :/
dEvEloPeR exIt
we could do it with less hammer bros, say give it a 1/100 chance, that way it's technically possible to complete it in 100 mario challenge.
This is actually my favourite Mario Maker level you've shown so far, so it's not objectively the worst.
Since you like this level, you just disproved the entire video! Good job.
brithwr b No, he had fun watching it but he hasn't played it so what counts is 'How much did he enjoy to play/beat it?'.
I just disproved your comments.
people may like the way he did it. when they play it.
is thay can
Also if you wanted to beat it just hook up controlers to a lerning mario ai and if you attach 10 itll only take 200 billoin years but if you attach 10000 itll take a milloin years but if you attach 10000000000 controllers itll only take a year its doable once we figure out astroid mining
phillip Lee - if only a computer could run that..
“This level takes 1.8 trillion years to beat”
Gamers: are you challenging me?
"What's the probability of beating this stage?"
"Well, clearly it's 50/50. You either beat it or you don't."
Woah there, calm down Satan
hey now, he gave you a star, see, his a nice guy. ^^
silky soft
*Satan
Verbatim You don't get the joke, do you?
William Larson he's right, I misspelled "Satan" lol
You can make this much worse. Much, much, much worse.
The pipe trick is good, but randomizing the beatability of the level with the hammer bros is where the real magic is. You don't need each one to have a dedicated block to jump on, you can share and get a lot more of them in the stage. If you got 4 hammer bros to share the same muncher, then instead of 1/2^50 it's 1/2^80. Total time to complete (just scaling your numbers) would be about 1,900,000,000,000,000,000,000 years (1.9 sextillion). You can probably do better than that, even. If you found a way to make 99 hammer bros share one muncher, then it would take ~1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years (1 octillion).
There are probably other ways to randomize, that give worse than 50% odds. Might even be a way to randomize repeatedly off the same hammer bros. Ultimately, you can probably get the win percentage of the level arbitrarily close to zero.
if you have nearly impossible rng, you can't upload it until you actually pass the RNG trap.
but there is a near impossible RNG trick that you can pass when uploading first try, but others cannot. the weird mushroom death trap. (evil grin) so this level, followed by the 1000 mushroom challenge (in 10 parts) followed by the weird mushroom death trap. you will be the ONLY one who EVER clears it.
You could also combine those with a lag machine to make it take a LOT longer
Output Coupler - Good, now lets try to expand that figure past the heat death of the universe.
EINSTEIN IS THAT YOU
And add like 7 bomb-omb reset clocks at the end.
This is close to the worst, but not quite!
A while back someone made a Desert Bus level with mystery mushrooms, which a) bypassed the timer, b) prevented you from exiting the stage, and c) took about 2 hours to complete.
1. Take the randomizer level.
2. Add Desert Bus to the start of it.
3. Suffer
Not the worst, sir.
Use the bob-omb door so they have to use the Desert Bus 9 times.
also not the worst sir
put an underwater section and make them go through that 9 times
Okay i binged about 10 of your videos. You deserve a subscribe now. Also like how you say hoo-ray haha.
And at the very end of the level, have a key door onto the goalpost with the key being in a hidden block somewhere in the level.
Nice idea! (just my opinion)
10 incredible real life mad scientist
Basically since no one would play it and you can't upload it, I wouldn't even consider it the worst. Using those rules you can make a box mario can't get out of.
A good bad level is a level that incentivises you to complete the whole thing. In other words a possible number of rng at the start, followed by the 6 hour string with sound effects and other things to annoy the player. Followed by a bit of normal level that incentivises speedrunning and one rng at the end before the finnish flag.
People would reset the game over and over and over again to go through six hours of bullshit in order to get through a place in the shortest amount of time and have risk it on one last rng at the end.
1:25
lucky draw: what did you just say to me?
You just made me remember how much I miss the pipe stacking mechanic in SMM1
0:18 *THIS IS WHY CEAVE HATES HAMMER BROS*
To be fair, he could have avoided that hammer.
Hayley Ferme "the most hardest"
A misuse of hammer bros. You can't just put them anywhere. You have to consider the randomness of the hammer bro and the arc path of the hammer.
Hayley Ferme *proceeded
Hayley Ferme It's*
Nice video, lol. I could upload a level like that without clearing it but I'm sworn to use my powers for (mostly) good instead of evil :) (Psycrow)
JoCr2 do it
DO IT!
use a super lag thing with it.
[if you do]
Do it!
do it, we need unbeatable super expert
Script trillions of bots to beat this stage just so you can upload it.
What I *believe* is the most *objectively* worst level.
Inter-subjective isn't a term than many people are familiar or comfortable with. For most purposes you can assume any person using the term "objective" colloquially is actually talking about inter-subjectivity
Jake Correct, because actual objectivity is impossible and therefore does not exist. Even then, though, that still defeats the point, since inter-subjectivity is typically never enough, because it is impossible for a particular taste to be universal
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"1.8 trillion years"
...........aaaaaand that's not even factoring in the fact that this "odds" calculation assumes a true random number generator... and pretty much no video game actually expects a player to depend on true randomness or otherwise apply a reverse gambler fallacy. Each "random" motion of a hammer bro is mathematically bound to the next by way of whatever algorithm is being used by the RNG, and thus what we actually need to beat the level is a "run" of numbers the algorithm can generate that leads to each consecutive bro to move the same direction. For all we know, such a run may not even exist!
edit: wow, 300+ likes? Thanks everyone!
A guy who understands the RNG in code. I like you, fellow computer science graduate.
A delightful consequence of this is that, assuming the RNG is capable of generating a sequence of 50 "successes", we can, with careful manipulation of the RNG, potentially shortcut to the desired pattern so that we can upload the stage. This gives the beautiful prospect of designing a level that is only beatable if the player starts playing on a specific millisecond of a specific year and then plays perfectly. The uploader, of course, has convenient access to whatever tool-assisted setup is needed to produce the one perfect run.
Bonus points if you can find and require a sequence in the RNG that isn't normally reachable though whatever means the program usually uses to generate seeds. This can happen in RNGs with larger states because the initial seed has to be amplified out of e.g. the system clock and exact controller thumbstick positions, meaning the seed for the algorithm is bigger than the true seed coming from real non-deterministic sources. Since the validation server probably just sees the RNG state as it is at the beginning of the run, a clever person might use a tool to submit an RNG state unreachable by the actual game RNG seeding.
@@Keldor314 This is assuming that the seed value of the RNG Generator of the game is dependent on the time, as a few common RNG generators are, but not all. And in the case that it is dependent on time, a method to achieve this in real life might be that after a certain point, the sequence might start from the beginning again. So if that happens, someone can ideally simulate this in real life, waiting for that perfect millisecond for some 2000 years. And all of this is assuming such a sequence of "50 successes" is possible.
@Jack Honsen computers can't really produce random numbers. That's why they produce pseudo random numbers by a input and function. Seems like a common input are the last digits of the system clock, but every measurement can be used. Like the frequency of the mains power or the noise picked up by a microphone.
and the bomb door, can multiply it by 9.
Time spent having fun: 9 minutes and 29 seconds
It's a surprisingly simple yum yum youtube video with ouchie level design
@@Patralgan Time not having fun and building depression. 1.8 Trillion years
OOOOOOOH
eh i only ha 9 minutes and 28 seconds of fun
I too!
Brother: im konna make a level dat you cant beat in 1,8 trillion years
Little brother: no im just konna make it in 2 min
Brother: makes level
Little brother: oke im konna play
1,8 trillion years later
Little brother: I DID IT
*gonna
Or is that intentional
9:29 spent not having fun
Now add lag waaay to much lag
Mario moves to fast for lag to have an effect
wahh to much lag
WAH *TOO much
Austin Obrien *TOO fast
Seriously, is no one able to get this right? It's not difficult! Smh.