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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Is sex BORING? Should all crusty white dogs be ENDED? The honorable Judge Jackie shall hear and decide in HOT TAKE COURT!
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty and Patrick McDonald
Written By: Patrick McDonald, Jeremy Elder, Courtney Miller, Shayne Topp, Damien Haas, Jackie Uweh, and Amanda Lehan-Canto
Editor: Mike Small
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Vida Robbins
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Assistant Art Director: Dillon Ramage
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Wardrobe: Katie Workman
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
GFX: Winton Foulds
Content Manager: Lizzy Jones
Stage Manager: David Hill
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I'm irrationally angry that Shayne's haunting abomination didn't win everything, but holy shit this was amazing overall.
In this case your anger is not irrational, chances are the outcome was set from the start due to writing or biases.
I really liked this one and I thought I was the only 1 who feel the same way about those little white crusty eyed "dogs". My mom has 1 and it just looks at a ball when you throw it. It's so stupid that it scares itself when it farts. Fucking abominations
Jackie didn't want to agree to killing dogs on principal lol
Same
It's a skit bro
Mr Muffins needs to be a permanent character for Shayne for here on out. Right next to the dumpster wizard 😂
Every Crusty eyed white dog Ever
Yesss! I rewatched his depressing crusty white dog monologue like ten times
This might be his best character, to date.
the Dumpster Wizard's dog
He's not crusty enough, gotta be crustier
Shayne as a suicidal puppy made me laugh harder than i have in a while. Making me remember that i do experience joy and laughter but at the cost of the cutest thing in the world wanting to kill itself
Lol
Lol
I like you as a person because of your comment
Jackie: "we are not eating eagles, they are protected"
Damien: "they were"
Killed me 😂😂
If one more person dies watching TH-cam I’m gonna quit
hi
@@Dalas0130 ded
@@Dalas0130 that comment killed me 💀
I never considered that eagle meat could be delicious! I mean, if I'm lost in a forest one day and all I can catch is a dumb eagle that got it's wings wet.. ima eat it, rotisserie eagle
Shayne being on the verge of breaking character is one of the funniest things in Smosh
Yes it is!
His constant state of being lmao
I was not ready for Shayne at all.
@@KevinHwoarang omg me neither lol. i was giggling so much x3
@Taylor Moltedo pretty sure it’s just an amendment to his contract now
Amanda: "Sex is boring."
Damien: "Trains, planes and automobiles."
Living on the edge of life right there.
_Johnny don't do it!!!!_
LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
@Fries Spongebob.
@Fries In this moment you can't see him only audio Spongebob and Patrick how they playing around with cowboy hats and pistols.
Amanda: I'd rather eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump.
Me: Honestly, same.
We not gonna talk about how Rhett has a crusty white dog named Barbara? 😂
I guess not.
I was expecting him to be a witness and for both witnesses to switch sides tbh, like rhett being against killing and brianna to be on brand
@@flynnmoran3542 yeah me too lmao
uhh I'm almost certain the picture they used was of Rhett's dog 😂
@@justalittlebunnyrabbit It was lol
Adding Amanda into the cast is one of the best decisions they've made recently, She's HILARIOUS
Agreed she seems a bit awakeard at first but as soon as she started coming out of her shell... She is amazing.
Yup.
Your not wrong
I was just coming to the comments to say that Amanda has been phenomenal now that she's been added to a lot more sketches. :)
I agree with Amanda, sky diving is more fun
The fact that Amanda is so firmly adamant about the shitiness of sex kills me 😂 “taking a gorgeous dump” me ROLLING
I mean, I've had sex and I don't think any sex can top the pleasure I get from a really good dump
She just hasn't been doing sex right.
I love how Courtney is just genuinely a different person. And rarely breaks character lol. (thank you Brayden)
Courtney is really good in general at not breaking.
Breaks
3:12 was probably the closest to breaking I've seen from her in quite some time (EDIT: from her own lines and jokes as often happens to Shayne, she obviously laughed here at the jokes of the others)
Shayne as crusty white dog was exactly how I needed to start my day.
“You know what I’d rather do? Eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump” is not what I expected to hear today but Amanda makes a great point, actually.
Amanda is a professional cause I see her face trying to prevent her breaking character. Jackie was already gone. Damian is a gift…from Disney
Damien is a disney princess
Shayne’s little crusty white dog character is the first time a Smosh video has made me cry/cough/ache from laughter in so long
I have literally never laughed harder than when Mr Muffins was giving his testimony
Amanda: "Oh, honey, who hurt you?"
I was fully expecting Shayne to just have a blank look on his face as he stares into the camera and says absolutely nothing.
Shayne’s dog character is the BEST THING I’ve seen in a while it was SO funny lmaooo
Jackie’s reaction to BB coming in leads me to believe she had no idea who the “witnesses” were gonna be
Took the words out of my mouth hahaha love her reaction 🤓
As a former pet store employee I can say the red tear stain on dogs is due to excess iron in their system, it's expelled through the tear duct.
Shayne is legit live action Droopy the Dog and I'm here for it.
Ha yes exactly what I was thinking! Blast from the past!
YES! I heard the voice and had to double check the reference. The scenes I remember of him are also of a depressed little dog so it tracks.
4:24 Damien still throwing shade at Rhett and his dog
5:40 "You know who owns crusty white dogs?" One of your two bosses. Rhett owns a crusty white dog named Barbara
both Courtney and Shayne playing one of their best characters is literally an OP addition to any video. Brianna Boho AND Crusty White Dog, together?!? its a crime against humanity this video is under 10 minutes
Amanda is hilarious. Damien on the other end of sex is like a puppy about to go to war.
Shayne saying "I know them, but my only reaction is to just shake and piss" is one of the greatest lines i have ever heard.
7:45 Amanda was about to cry when Shayne started talking about how his life was insufferable 😭
SHAYNE IS SO ADORABLE ITS UNBEARABLY HILARIOUS
Literally Shane playing the depressed dog was so damn funny I was on a busy train and it hurt trying to hold in my laughs hahaha
"Sex is boring"
Me *nodding in asexual*
Ok, Shayne as a dog is both the funniest AND the cutest thing ! 🥰Hope we see more of that cute depressed dog in the future ! Maybe in a Try not to laugh ?
I was looking forward to a ruling on both topics! Does Jackie think that crusty-eyed white dogs should be ended or not?!
I've actually watched the behind the scenes of this and it was hilarious... Shayne's getting real to his experiences jk😂😅😂
I didn't know Lady Gaga's real name was Brianna.
@@hypercept relatable
Wheres the behind the scenes?
@@firedubsy209 they streamed it on tiktok
@@firedubsy209 I’m pretty sure I watched it on their smsh things TH-cam channel
Me literally from Pittsburgh "The way I feel it's like Pittsburgh x5"
As soon as Mr. Muffins made an appearance, I straight up did not stop laughing. For such a buff guy Shayne makes a very convincing white crusty dog.
I’ve been waiting for this since I saw Amanda and Damien on the TikTok live!
1:32 Damien's enthusiastic diagram of himself made me lose it. Absurdity is through the roof on this one, well done!
Planes and towers have tried to have sex, and considering how it ended it’s surprising the twins tried it again and collapsed due to the embarrassment
Never knew Shayne had that Woody Allen impression in his back pocket.
I really hoped Shane's character would be named Klondike
I think Mr muffins (the character) talks about a dog named Klondike in another video
LMAO this was so funny! Shayne DEFINITELY needs to bring this character back. It was equal parts hilarious and adorable! Thank you Smosh for always making my day! Appreciate your comedic talent! :)
This was so gooood! I know he is a grown ass man in his 30s, but hearing Damien talk about sex and edging has me DYING over here. 🤣 Not our sweet, blue boy!
I cant tell if the hot take is actually her hot take or not 😂 if it is…. Amanda, its gon be alright
Gonna assume there’s no way Damien would want any living creature to be wiped out so I’m pretty sure I’m safe in saying these are all bits.
“So help me gobble be swallow me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shayne's character bursts are the most hilarious parts of the Vidoes 😂
"Eat someone spread eagle" that would have won it for me.
If this video was just called Judge Jackie or Hot Takes Court I probably would have clicked on it much sooner. This was SO FUN to view!!
How can sex be boring? Ah well, I'll watch it and figure it out.
Shayne looks so adorable in that dog costume
Shayne giving major Full Metal Alchemist vibes 😅
This will tide me over until Smosh and Order comes back
Dannnggg Damien really calling out Rhett and his dog haha.
5:43
An addendum to Amanda’s point here Hispanic people also own crusty white dog and rat dogs in general
Smosh in a previous video joking about how Shayne is carrying 90% of Smosh.
Me: come on, it's not all that...
Me after seeing Shyane's dwoggie impwession: he is carrying 99.99% of Smosh
I was so confused with the thumbnail being Mr.Muffins and the subject being SEX.
It was funny though
Shayne…… please make Mr Muffins a permanent character. He needs his character arc
4:24
Damien is straight up attacking Rhett
Btw, the reason why certain dog breeds have rust colored stains under their eyes is because a certain chemical in their tears called porphyrin is rich in iron. Which when exposed to oxygen, gives the tears their trademark color.
That jurassic park joke was too funny, great video!
Is this possibly Shayne’s best character!!?? Cause I’d love to see Mr. Muffins again on repeat
Accidentally shayne's best character ever
Me from Pittsburgh going absolutely bananas over the "Pittsburgh times five" line...
1:07 Amanda sounds like a male politician.
why do i genuinely feel sorry for mr muffins i wanna give him a hug
i bet barbara mclaughlin felt really called out by this video
mr. muffins is a goddamn mood
Im kinda sad because the one that won was under supported and the one that didnt win even the opponent was like "oh you poor thing"
Shayne had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amanda brings a weird energy and I'm all for it. It's like a calm and classy insanity. She wouldn't poop in your bed, she'd find the perfect antique butter tray to serve it on.
They should do these again
I was surprised Rhett wasn't mentioned at all during the Crusty White Dog bit, he literally has one named Barbara 😂
I fucking cried of laughter with mr. muffins. Good on ya smosh, good on ya
Damien really calling Rhett out with that dog name drop.
if sex is boring you're doing it wrong lol
I want this dog character to come again for shayne it's so good
6:17 Mr. Muffins, a new character of my favorites, by far!
I absolutely love this new skit!! I laughed soo hard😂😂 more of these pleaseee!!!
I feel like Jackie was reacting while the skit happened. Can we do more skits like this? It adds genuine laughter. Not like laugh tracks are needed.
Damien really called out Rhett for having a crusty white dog named Barbara 😂😂😂
Oh my gosh, this was great, I want to see more hot takes!
“i WiLL nEiThEr Go To HeLL nOr hEaVeN bEcAuSe nEiThEr pLaCe WaNtS mE” crusty white dog needs to get in line
Shayne has me crying. That was so damn funny!
This is like a less chaotic Smosh and Order
Can't do real Smosh and Order but this gets us close
I love the addition of the brown streak under his eye, really encapsulates the real thing
Shayne just killed this one
Smosh main channel has been on fire lately, good work yall
This made me nostalgic of Smosh and order
The episodes with Courtney freaking miller and the Wes Rap were probably the videos that made me laugh the most during my entire life
I'm honestly surprised at which side of the sex debate Brianna chose.
Shoutout to my Aces with a fear of heights in the chat for living the most boring lives🙌
I've been waiting to see the court-format come back, this was so much fun! And Damien's silent reactions was the best audience surrogate too.
I hope shayne brings back this character 😂
Hot take idea "why hot pockets are so much better than calzones" lol
Rhett, a man who partially owns Smosh: has a little white dog named Barbara
Although I agree, bad sex is boring, I think that just means you’re not putting in enough effort. The best part of sex is the foreplay and teasing. I text my fiancé sweet and sexy compliments all day from work and then I’ll come home and surprise her by saying get dressed we’re going out and I take the time to either take her to her favourite restaurant or a new one she’s never seen. One time I even lied to a waiter and paid them to bring out a birthday cake for her and sing lol. Then we go home, put on a movie and cuddle and if the mood is right, good romantic slow 30 minute sex! Then after we finish we cuddle and finish the movie instead of sleeping because I agree, sleeping after sex is a big no no.
You could’ve written the first 2 sentences and left it there.
@@mfitzburger5137 You could’ve chose not to be edgy and rude but here we are.
I’m proud of how well I treat my fiancé, ain’t nothing wrong with that.
“When I get taken for a walk, god help me”
*I LOST IT -* 😂😂
Rhett and Barbara in shambles
6:10 i love this bit so god damn much, it's art
“I swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help me gobble me swallow me” 😂😂😂
"Taking a gorgeous dump" is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
4:33 mine was named after EVERY SINGLE BARBIE MOVIE NAME
Had to come back after watching the Jacksfilms funeral because Shayne as the crusty white dog is too good.
Oh man... I know it's likely played for jokes, but you're doing sex wrong if you think it's boring.
I mean.. not really. Sex by itself is pretty boring😂
It's the other stuff involved like foreplay, etc that make it fun.