I love Roy Walker a complete gent and great sense of humor. He has done so much great work for people in need and has never sought any publicity for it. I had a couple of friends who.met him and they say he was an absolute legend. Mucho respect Roy! Love the jokes!
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0755am 18.5.23 my dad said he was blue live... dunno if that's the case,... terrible jokes, though. and yer left bemused as opposed to fulfilled. sadly not everything everyone says has to be amusing. as though a person only had one aspect to his/her personality... still; he was paid to be amusing...
3:56 - found it!!! I saw him tell that joke the other day on a repeat and thought I'd remembered it but couldn't quite get it right. Thanks to the uploader for putting it up there :-)
@cupcakefairy87 Because they have cue-signs above their heads which instruct them to 'laugh', 'applaud' or 'boo'. -Just like every single other gameshow in television history...
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0752am 18.5.23 i warmed to roy eventually when he played whitworth golf club. dunno if anyone turned up that night... but, yeah, crap jokes seem to be an irish past time..
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0802am 18.5.23 ahahahahahahaha... is the way he hypothesizes them, i suppose... as for roy's advice - i will certainly be taking that on board and doin just that when they can get their arses into gear and send me my money!!!!!
Thanks for putting this together. It is a shame you only had access to the episodes that Challenge currently show. There are so many more jokes in the complete series you could have used. These may be crap jokes and Roy Walker has never looked easy in front of the camera but at least he wasn't nasty. I'd rather much rather watch this than something hosted by Graham Norton. There is a great moment in the first episode (its on YT) where a contestant has to lie for a joke to work, but he forgets.
I will now stipulate that these jokes were in fact moderately humorous but certainly comfortably entertaining for a family game show, and we only see them as horrendous because of the title of this video. *Stipulates*
How much did they pay that audience to laugh? must have been a fortune! or were they sprayed with laughing gas or marijuana smoke before the show started?
I think it's spiteful and nasty to call his jokes "crap". Who the Hell are you?! Roy Walker is a well liked tv personality who will be remembered by millions after he's gone. Show some fucking respect!
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"Have you got a minute?"
*audience breaks out in a cold sweat*
his jokes might've been crap but he's still the best damn host of catchphrase
You ever hear him play just a minute?
I hate Stephen Mulhern.
@@russellthompson9271 why
@@russellthompson9271 So do I. He is just another of Ant and Dec's bum chums, like the awful Andi Peters.
I love Roy Walker a complete gent and great sense of humor. He has done so much great work for people in need and has never sought any publicity for it. I had a couple of friends who.met him and they say he was an absolute legend. Mucho respect Roy! Love the jokes!
That's a good answer but it's not right.
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0755am 18.5.23 my dad said he was blue live... dunno if that's the case,... terrible jokes, though. and yer left bemused as opposed to fulfilled. sadly not everything everyone says has to be amusing. as though a person only had one aspect to his/her personality... still; he was paid to be amusing...
You've performed an incredibly valuable service for humanity with this upload.
I could not agree more.
I've downloaded this TH-cam clip in case it gets deleted.
Roy is absolutely hilarious! I’ve waited 10 years to throw my phone into a bush!
"Will you marry me?"
"course I will Deano"
..."She's only after you for your money."
Roy is a fucking savage, that was cold lol
The comedy in these joke segments is all in how Roy himself finds them funny.
These jokes are so utterly terrible... that they're actually hilarious. XD
"We've got a couple of chickens over here!" Worst. Segue. Ever.
omg for any of you who last threw to the end you'll find he completely ruins a marriage proposal, the legend.
The little boy on the phone with the police and fireman looking for him was funny! They don't tell jokes like this on TV any more
Jaspar Carrot told that one.
3:56 - found it!!! I saw him tell that joke the other day on a repeat and thought I'd remembered it but couldn't quite get it right. Thanks to the uploader for putting it up there :-)
You don't get talent like this anymore...
With these clips monsieur, you are spoiling us
I think this is the best title to a video ever.
This just cheered me up!
These jokes are absolutely terrible and that's exactly why I love them. Roy should tour with Neil Hamburger.
4:00 i've dialled a wrong number a few times and it has been engaged.
"Have you got a minute?"
Actually, Roy, I'm kind of in a hurry. Can we just get on with the game?
That's a lot of minutes you wanted Roy! 😂
That joke about the opticians went on for about 30 minutes. God.
I quite like the one about the neighbour who thinks he's a car
RIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!
He's like Richard Whiteley. His jokes were quite bad but we loved him for that
:)
Happy 80th birthday 🎂 Roy Walker 🍾 🥳 🎉
I wanna meet the couple of chickens.
Bring back Roy Walker.
+Emma Bowring Too old now, he's in his 70s :(
Yeah bring him back
@@danbourne5378 Didn't stop him from hosting a one-off at Edinburgh TV Festival in 2018.
"It's good but it's not right"
If you watch his stand up stuff, it was exactly like this. I guess this humour was just popular years ago.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ROY
DO NOT SWEAR
...
It’s good but it’s not right
Throughout this video I was cringing with embarrassment. He makes even Fozzie Bear's crap jokes seem funny.
I grew up watching shows like this ~ better than t.v today!....
3:33 Audience laughs at the set up thinking it's the punchline. THAT's how bad these jokes are
"I've got a chicken at home"
Roy is a great man.
brilliant show
3:41, spot the guy in the glasses putting his hand over his mouth and yelling "Ha"! What a ledge
@rocksoliddude1 the airport lounge joke was the holy grail of crap jokes
Steven Mulhern in his prime
@cupcakefairy87
Because they have cue-signs above their heads which instruct them to 'laugh', 'applaud' or 'boo'.
-Just like every single other gameshow in television history...
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0752am 18.5.23 i warmed to roy eventually when he played whitworth golf club. dunno if anyone turned up that night... but, yeah, crap jokes seem to be an irish past time..
the undertaker, he died of starvation!!! HAHAAHAHAAARRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGELELELEELELELELELEEEEEE
Terrifying.
Roy Walker, the 4th dimensional comedian
Well.....he killed sb.......
YOU take care!
"She's only after you for your money" ... I take it roy wasn't invited to the wedding.
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0802am 18.5.23 ahahahahahahaha... is the way he hypothesizes them, i suppose... as for roy's advice - i will certainly be taking that on board and doin just that when they can get their arses into gear and send me my money!!!!!
Thanks for putting this together. It is a shame you only had access to the episodes that Challenge currently show. There are so many more jokes in the complete series you could have used. These may be crap jokes and Roy Walker has never looked easy in front of the camera but at least he wasn't nasty. I'd rather much rather watch this than something hosted by Graham Norton.
There is a great moment in the first episode (its on YT) where a contestant has to lie for a joke to work, but he forgets.
Lol. This is ace. I seriously thought it was me who didn't get his jokes. But my word they actually are shit. Ha ha
You're right!!!!
I never got to meet the contestants
I hex you to dwell in Roy Walker pergatory forevermore.
What surprised me was that the audience always laughed. Unsure if it was out of pity or confusion.
Prompting by the studio manager shouting 'Fucking laugh, laugh and clap!'
Oh that hurts!
"Catch Fizz."
:) :) :) Roy Walker is a LEGEND :) :) ;) :) :) ;) ;) ;)
He's a legend indeed
I actually cried...
We've got a couple of contestants lets meet them
Truly awful jokes but these old shows beat any that get produced now imo.
The woman in the thumbnail looks like she has a thick black moustache.
We've a couple of contestants
The new host has better jokes!
LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF JOHN O'HURLEY
I want to meet a couple of contestants!
This man, truly, was a monster.
Yes, you are. Roy Walker is a gent. Calling him a monster is nasty and spiteful.
LEAVE ROY ALONE HE'S A GENTLEMEN
Haha, what's with that green jacket.
say what you see innit
Mad as a lorry
Fluid Mosaic Low miff.
I will now stipulate that these jokes were in fact moderately humorous but certainly comfortably entertaining for a family game show, and we only see them as horrendous because of the title of this video.
*Stipulates*
@WadeBarratt10 at Gun point?
Good old Roy. Wrote none of his own jokes, you know.
10 minutes of crap jokes from Roy...but why were the audience laughing?
They were taken out back and shot if they didn't
How much did they pay that audience to laugh? must have been a fortune! or were they sprayed with laughing gas or marijuana smoke before the show started?
@Hamstertimesuper that he is, hamstertimesuper, that he is.
Chris Moyles led me here
They audience are probably made to laugh by an armed gunman equipped wiv an.ak47. Those jokes are the worst ever i have heard !
There's been funnier genocides
Too...many...bad...jokes!
NO!
2:18
So sad to hear of Roy's death. I've just watched catchphrase out of respect. He was one of Britains finest comic talents.
tvtower Roy Is Not Dead He’s Still Alive
tvtower Roy is still alive
He's alive
Nah he's hilarious.
Makes what Jimmy Saville did seem tame.
6:19
the second joke about the opticians? wtf is he talking about? it makes no sense what so ever!
Hey don't do this. Roy is a good lad.
RIP ROY WALKER
Not dead. As well you know.
Emma Colley he’s still alive he’s not dead yet
HE ALREADY MIGHT SEE ME IN REAL LIFE
Yeah
They're not even jokes.
I can only assume that far bastard didn't get down on one knee because he wouldn't be able to get up
Ha
Worst Jokes ever Roy Walker reminds me of Richard Dawson ( Damon Killian) From The Running Man (lol)
Well I got a little over 3 minutes in, that's enough for me. I thought maybe being in my mid 20's I would now like his jokes, nope. Still awful.
He was bad on purpose.. right?
His jokes are so bad that their not even bad funny
They are kind of crap though
Painful
I think it's spiteful and nasty to call his jokes "crap". Who the Hell are you?! Roy Walker is a well liked tv personality who will be remembered by millions after he's gone. Show some fucking respect!
But his jokes ARE crap.
Couldnt physically watch the whole video
Worst jokes ever
He's an absolutely awful comedian. He must have made up for it with his seamless segues.
His stand up is funnier than this.
@@russellthompson9271 his show of the 90s was allot better than nick weir and mark curry
STOP HATING ON HIM!
@@hotpointbrownlover3365 I agree.
Roy Walker is the king. :)
@@manslikeaqeelsonicadvances8566 roy walker is even better than the new version
Whoever that man is who laughs at 3:51
I hate him
We've a couple of contestants
Let's meet them ;)
9:36