@@Thantophobia_ some stupid kid on the internet told me that saying underated means your begging for likes lmao sorry this has nothing to do with anything
JoJo is the best guy I've seen. Not only does he care about us but he's willing to eat our toxic thought without thinking twice. you sir JoJo mama consumer of negative thoughts and giver of tingles are a true hero
Damn, the lengths that TH-cam fans will go to please their idols. This man right here is putting in even more work making a comment than webster did making the dictionary.
I've honestly been extremely low as of late feel so empty and miserable but these kind of vids help a bit to relax and feel a bit less down thanks jojo
Godzilla19 64 You are probably thinking of Theodd1sout, but no, it isn't me. Its actually this guy: th-cam.com/channels/dGBUA5Z9RL1ENPIoOQm6FQ.html It's all a coïncidence, but don't worry, I get this a lot.
*He is actually feasting on the juiciest secrets and gossips you got inside your head. While you are slowly forgetting them, Jojo’s plan is to spread them around. He gon blackmail us* edit: bruh not all ogres have the name ”Shrek”
This is my official application for you to be my best friend for reasons as follows: positive energy, great sense of humor, meme knowledge, and a hell of an ASMRtist
Jojo your honestly a great human being and we thank you for helping us sleep, I hope your doing good in life and I’m everything you do as long as you enjoy it ! ❤️
my thoughts: exists jojo: we eating good tonight me: your welcome EDIT: OMG JOJO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING MY COMMENT YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME
Why does this work. I’ve had trouble with my relationship and was scrolling through youtube recommendations, seeing this. And it surprisingly made me calmer and stabler.
@@mynameisirrelevant7000 his problem is that the joke never was and never will be funny and adding more lines to it that are basically the same thing doesn't make it any funnier. What is YOUR problem?
@@mynameisirrelevant7000 Well, nobody asked you to be rude to him but you were anyways. It would've costed you 0.00$ not to say that but you did. I'm trying to get some sense into your tiny brain because someone hasn't learned to behave in kindergarten.
I think if I was told this when I wasn’t so tired I would start laughing but it took me too long to understand Also the people in this comment thread who don’t like morbid humor should yeet outta here
teacher: "no eating in class"
the kids at the back:
Underrated comment.
Yo Dave, you’re a goddamn thanksgiving feast to him
Not the the kid at the back "back benchers"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was about to comment this😂
Finally, Jojo will have a full course meal.
Is everything okay at home
Dont forget late night snack!
This will have 1K likes in around 11 hours or so
I think he’s set for a few months when it comes to me
@@SAVH7O samee
Waiter: What can I get you?
Jojo: D E P R E S S I O N
Underrated
This is honestly a really underrated comment
@@Boba_Queen-qw9se yea i know its sad
So u have depression?
@@Thantophobia_ some stupid kid on the internet told me that saying underated means your begging for likes lmao
sorry this has nothing to do with anything
Random person: “Ew this makes me uncomfortable”
Jojo: “Ooh, another toxic thought to eat!”
Kai Hall shit pfp
Kai Hall shit sense of humour
@Kai Hall Same thing applies to your profile picture lmao
I died
@Kai Hall no one cares
Me: I have crippling depression
Jojo: yum, the cRipple chips are my favorite
Stranger Walrus 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Don't eat the crippled timmy
Stranger Walrus vegetable
c-RIPPLE.
hehe.. jojo? get it?
aw..
Me: *cries*
Jojo: Depression has never tasted better
: )
If I read this comment then look at ur profile pic it makes it 100x better
: )
*: (*
Hey
Mom: what are you watching
Me:Jojo is eating my depression!
@David Gordon 14 Yr olds: *T H A T S D E E P*
It be like that
@@twokaiizer I am 14 years old and I laughd is that bad
@@chocolatequeen9376 yes
chocalte queen no
Me : has a crud day
Jojo: *Are u gonna eat that thought or nah?*
@@Jermwormyt
r/madlads
@@Jermwormyt OMG I had no clue this comment would get so big... Last time I checked I had 8 likes O.o
Owo
JoJo is the best guy I've seen. Not only does he care about us but he's willing to eat our toxic thought without thinking twice. you sir JoJo mama consumer of negative thoughts and giver of tingles are a true hero
True man
n0ah *JOJO M A M A* WHEEEEZE
xD that got dark real quick but anyway i'm glad i'm not the only one who is thankful for Jojo.
He sure is!! Every time I watch his videos l get tingles and or sleep great! All of the time! 😊😊😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
My toxic thoughts: hey there
Jojo: hey there
My toxic thought: aww shit here we go again
bel lz OOOOOOOHH MY DAAAAWG WASSUP?
👌
Валерий Хаматшин hi ?
Jojo: 'Are you going to finish the rest of that thought?'
Me: "Knock yourself out"
ImadovicJr
You: knock yourself out.
Jojo: hi yourself!
You: what?
*boomph*
Tea.차 r/wooosh
Im Quite Famished
@@calamari9469 heh I'm in danger
(in asmr though)
*ded*
me: has bad thoughts
Jojo: *hippity hopity your thoughts are now my property*
derp turtle 😂😂
Much lol
Hippity hopity seal ur thoughts are now my meal
Robert Florean that doesn’t rhyme
derp turtle 😂
If anyone of you read this! I don't know what troubles you, but you can do it! Sleep well my friend!
Thanks legend
i can sleep well now that my toxic thoughts have all been digested!
@@srahbby :) I'm happy to read that! Wish you the best!
@@srahbby Exactly, jojo didn't even need to eat all our toxic thoughts at this point.
Press x to doubt
Thanks I needed this after having no minecraft for a while.
Same
Lol 😂
please let me praise your profile picture please 😂😂😂
Your profile explains it 😂😂
@Puggles_Rule Thanks legend
Jojo: just nitpicking here...
Also Jojo: *literally eats your soul*
Tawnii says cherry picking
I shouldn’t be laughing but hear I heccing am
@@Puthyslayer2000 Vex-chan!
Me: Effect lost- Depression
Jojo: Effect Gained- Diabetes type 20
lolXD
LMAO XD
funny as fuck LMAO
Lol but is that a thing
Yo can u give me an n-word pass i need it
When you’ve had a rough day and you hear Jojo say “I’m quite famished”
*chuckles* I’m in danger
Arianna Abel this is an underrated comment
Hold up
eats you
*Chuckles* we're in danger
Jojo: *exists*
Negative thoughts: why do I hear boss music?
If you hear boss music, does the boss hear player music ?
Interesting question-
69 likes
@@1122-z9o nice
random username dear god this mans be the smartest person alive
Timestamps
00:00 - 18:12 Jojo eating your problems
This took me a while, a like would be appreciated
Damn, the lengths that TH-cam fans will go to please their idols. This man right here is putting in even more work making a comment than webster did making the dictionary.
First of all I made time stamps first but whatever
Peyton Scholten r/woooosh
@@greysfannn sssssh
LMAFAO
He better be hungry, a lot of people watching this 😆
Bearded Whisperer ASMR you are my favourite asmrtist EVER!!!
He is not eating thoughts he is eating brains
I see this guy on like every asmr video lmaoo
14 year old girls who listen to Billie Ellish: *exist*
Jojo: TIME TO FEAST
So many underrated comments on this vid😂
Jojo: Yes... sustenance
Umm you called me?
Let the feast begin.
@@Jandy__ Whaaat? Never played the ringed city?
Me: Can we eat at McDonald's
Mom: We have food at home
Food at home:
😂
Nice ctrl+c from ano asmr's channel
Someone copied your comment but are saying their not you stole it from them!
Worst part he has more likes
@@budgettech-4201 Wtf I just made this quickly and didn't see any others like this
i read the title as “eating you toxic thots” and i was like..... i’m down
I read *"eating your exotic thoughts"*
I litterally scrolled all the way back up to read the title again lmao
TheUnicornGotPositiveVibes ThaUnicorn i just read ur comment as *eating your erotic thoughts*
Vince Gamer I just read your comment, reading their comment, reading his comment.. *wait wtf is going on?*
Dave Alan holy this is sum matrix sht im calling *big bird*
Me: *thinks depressing thoughts in the middle of class*
Jojo: *runs towards me at 85 mph* BegONE THOUGHT
Replace pennies with thoughts
Toss a bad thought to your asmrtist o valley of plenty oooohhhh
If i had a penny for every thought jojo ate from me, i would have a swimming pool inside my swimming pool
Oh I get it..
lol
Bad Thoughts: Exist
Jojo: I'm about to end this thought's whole career
Begone thought!
todd mengo hehe
My head: You're terrible, you are hated, You're so stupi----
Jojo: NOM NOM NOM
He protec
He attac
But most importantly, he eat those thoughts like a midnight snac
I've honestly been extremely low as of late feel so empty and miserable but these kind of vids help a bit to relax and feel a bit less down thanks jojo
Me: mom can we get mcdonalds
Mom: we have food at home
Food at home:
you steal someone else comment
eric zhou
If I did I am sorry. I did not check the comment section before making this.
@@abinothere2413 hey Mr Branch I saw you in another video before, I forget which one.
Wait is the food eating you or other food or how does that work?
Godzilla19 64
You are probably thinking of Theodd1sout, but no, it isn't me. Its actually this guy: th-cam.com/channels/dGBUA5Z9RL1ENPIoOQm6FQ.html
It's all a coïncidence, but don't worry, I get this a lot.
Toxic comment: I hate jojo
Jojo: let’s eat all the bad comments
Don’t take the I hate jojo part serious jojo you da best you tuber
Someone: has a toxic thought.
Jojo: finally some good f***ing food.
Toxic thoughts: exist
Jojo:I'm gonna eat this depressors whole career
147 likes and no comments?
@Gacha Ruby correction 3 comments UwU
5
Lots correction 6 comments UwU
im here to stop your little chain, degenerates, surrender now or you shall be executed.
me eating Lucky Charms' marshmellows instead of the cereal: 1:55
Rand0m H00man it do be like that sometimes
Lol literally me tho
Rand0m H00man dame bruh
Same*
@@crazyvlogs9277 you know you can edit comments right?
Me: No, don’t eat my depression, I’ll-
Jojo: *F E A S T S*
Me: *disappears*
When you are depression 😔
Same 🤙
#SadLife
Bruv so u are depression itself?
Jojo I don’t feel so good
All of us: have depression
Jojo: finally, some good f*cking food
Bailey Lawson
All of us: have anxiety
Jojo: This is some serious gourmet sh*t.
Language ppl
Ahh I love a good old Gordon Ramsay meme xD
Slinx
English bro
Lena
Hell yea
You know he’s real when he hearts almost every comment!
Crafty weasel you ☝🏻
Dave Alan lol
Fast food: *exist*
Jojo: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Nobody :
Me pretending eating my nephew's nose to look like a magician😭
JOJO WITH ALL THESE CALORIES YOU ARE GETTING YOUR FAT WILL BE INCREASED INCREDIBLY WATCH YOUR BALANCE GOING UP
Heh nice
You take the nose not eat the thumb
Fern Pires omg im stupid🤦♀️😂 ( im french I hope it's forgiving me to wrote some dumb things aha)
@@leanefgr2087 pas de problème haha. C'est mignon
Jojo: *exists*
Toxic Thoughts: [chuckles] I'm in danger.
Pyrosinical would be proud
*pyrosinicals face on your profile pic tho*
👏👏👏
Underrated comment
Me= *hears the tiktok sound* Haha im in danger😅
@@juliensoraya2405 bruh that aint no tiktok sound its from the simpsons
Next time when I have a mental breakdown I'll just ask JoJo if he’s hungry
Jojo fans start a line
Breakdown breakdown
@@StressedSkizo Shining justice mebaete
@@StressedSkizo Breakdown! Breakdown!
I break the jjba chain, sorry
Just came across his other account, I can officially say that Jojo is my favourite human.
Stormy 000 what’s it called?
Yossi Rosha jojo
Hahahaha.. which one?
@@chihirofujisaki6077 Joseph Joestar probably
@@yoro6000 JoJo
For anyone who didn’t see this pre edit it’s just a random post with a bunch of likes
Oh I get cause homework is negative
Under rated comment
underrated af
Lmao
it's school holidays
me: (thinking about toxic things)
jojo: (steals it)
me: “hey! i was using that!”
i love ur vids they’re amazing ❤️
Anyone else didn't expect the squidward roleplay
I would like but there's 69 likes
@Lps ._.kyleeO0o I know but I thought it was gonna take longer
What my fridge sees when I'm home alone
Dane Hill 🤷🏼♂️
Jojo: be gone, THOUGHT
This is genius why does this not have more likes?
Ok Bud absolutely
I gave you your 50th like
Cheeto Dust cause it was copied and late
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
*He is actually feasting on the juiciest secrets and gossips you got inside your head. While you are slowly forgetting them, Jojo’s plan is to spread them around. He gon blackmail us*
edit: bruh not all ogres have the name ”Shrek”
Oh no. But unfortunately for him, I Don't have any juicy secret or gossips XD
Hello cousin ;))
*Illuminati text your phone*
Stay right where you are!
@@nas897 naniiiiii???
Steve lol your description. You don't know my address anyway.
jojo: exists
My negative thoughts: *chuckles* I think I’m in danger
ok nobody else like this comment keep it where it is
@@kytizmomadison260 lmao
.
@@tamariweeks3368 *dot*
Simsons
“Imma eat your toxic thoughts”
“What, that’s gros-“
“OOH, *munch*”
“What was I tal... ooh this seems interesting”
OG_Crisis he like
“mMmM crumchyy :)”
3:43 my head: realizes my dad isn't coming back from the gas station.
Jojo:(eats thought)that was good, that one was pretty tasty.
ikonic_StormzZ BAHAHAHAH
me: mom, my thoughts disappeared.
mom: did someone eat them again?
me: yeah..
edit: woah, how the hecc did i get this much likes?
*normal conversations* 👍
how many comments do you need to type?
That’s the third time this week!
This doesn't make sense, your brain cells fell out but... someone ate them??? So did they fall out or did someone eat them?
@@xocialexperiment i had more than one idea.
toxic thoughts: hey there joj... holy shit
jojo: im about to end this mans whole career
day 4 of asking jojo for a “yoda pampers you after a long day” roleplay
Happen to see that I'd like.
crush my ears with a rock i must
seniorès patricio that’s what he said with the shrek rp ; )
No
@@cherrywavesenjoyer Oh hello hillbilly eyelash
Day 1 of asking jojo to do a Mike Wazowski role play
Mike wazowski with the sully face.
Not again
Yea
Yes we need this
Argh you challenge the ones who wish for the griffin of peter role play
Teacher: where is your homework?
Me: Jojo ate it
Teacher: what?
Me: *you wouldnt understand meme*
😂😭
homework is a nightmare.
Eating toxic thoughts? Why would I have any after the Squidward role-play?
Isaac Peters we all gained depression after that video because he said he isn't gonna do a part two 😔
69 likes, yes.
Me: hmm... I wonder how my thoughts taste...?
Jojo: *H A M S B O R G O R*
LMAO
yeah mate haha
[ wheeze ]
Nice
*BEES CHEEGER*
Jojo: Eating 600k+ viewers thoughts
Also Jojo:I’m not full yet
13:50 I didn't expect this reference, but sure, why not
This is my official application for you to be my best friend for reasons as follows: positive energy, great sense of humor, meme knowledge, and a hell of an ASMRtist
Me: eating candy
Friend: can i have some?
Me: sure just one
Friend: 4:06
Underated lmao
And it souds like hes saying take all
Lol
POV: you're a bowl of rice in india
Omg
I’m dead 😂
😂
You know kaan?
0:05 when he said mmm and then that face made me laugh
Hey Itz Nate bruh thank you for this 😂😂😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Toxic Thoughts: *exist
JoJo: I SEE YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH
Girl: **Whole family dies infront of her**
Jojo: *I a m n o t S a t i s f i e d w i t h m y m e a l*
Me: **Minecraft dog dies :(**
Jojo: *M O N C H*
[Insert Name Here] super underrated comment
@@RSjs25 Nobody asked u tho so stfu
@@Storm-gc5yi Uh, what did he do?
@@RSjs25 Also, what brings the divine god to Asmr?
0% funny although I love edgy memes. Try better next time
...You'd eat everything in my head...
Dara Fisher don’t know wether that is good or not lmao
@cacacae10_ RBLX skull. Not bones
I havent slept for about a week to the point where I was hallucinating, this has helped thanks
JoJo's mom: *So JoJo, what have you been eating lately?*
JoJo: *You will see...*
Jojo: I've been eating the air
@@adriantamayo2706 Lel
Definition of “jojo” in my brain
Jojo: the only ASMRtist that gives me tingles
This new season of jojo is nice
Nah I think of the anime
the fact that he mentioned marno's quote literally made this so much better, love marno and u
Day 1 of asking jojo to read us his favorite book
The minecraft handbook
Thats actually not a bad idea. I will support you (with your name)
Minecraft Redstone handbook
Jojo: *starts to eat my depressing thoughts
Me: why don’t you just eat my brain then?
Pewds is better than tseries I respect ur profile pic and name
=))
Pewds is better than tseries wow I didn’t think there were any other pewds Fans glad I found one 😊😂
Jojo your honestly a great human being and we thank you for helping us sleep, I hope your doing good in life and I’m everything you do as long as you enjoy it ! ❤️
Toxic thought: *exists*
Jojo: my disappointment is nowhere to be found and my day is amazing
Day two of asking Jojo how his day was
They always ask wheres jojo, but now how's jojo.
I don't know how his day went, but I know how his adventure went...
It was very b I z a r r e
HoLy sMokEs iS tHaT a JoJo rEfErEnCe
Person: "hey JoJ-"
JoJo: vores them and their comment
*insert disgust gif*
free cool vores?
free cool ohh you meant loves
free cool wait lores?
Hey JoJ-
Squidward is eating my toxic thoughts...
Cool.
Bbgbnhnugbb guy by gvbb g bg
Friend: “do you want some of this chocolate?”
Me: “just one piece....”
Also me: 4:06
He has the right balance of meme and triggers. I just cant process this
my thoughts: exists
jojo: we eating good tonight
me: your welcome
EDIT: OMG JOJO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING MY COMMENT YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME
All gamers eat tonight
I Purposely Don't Get The Joke yesssss including me
he didn’t like it lol
- Drxg he did. But if they edit their comment after it was hearted then the heart goes away
Laney Kerner nice
Me: thinks about trying to be friends with JoJo
Jojo: I'MA EAT THAT THOUGHT BOII!!
Why does this work.
I’ve had trouble with my relationship and was scrolling through youtube recommendations, seeing this.
And it surprisingly made me calmer and stabler.
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Absolutely nobody at all:
Jojo: "Finally, some good fucking food." *consumes toxic thoughts*
jojo: “gets depression”
jojo:” starts eatin away depression”
Mom: go play with the neighbours kid
The neighbours kid:
Me: has no negative thoughts
Jojo: I’m gonna feat those negative thoughts
Me:NONONONONONONO
Jojo: OMN NOM NOM
Omg 65 likes wow thx!
Maybe it’s an exam coming up
Maybe it’s some work you have due
*Maybe it’s maybelline*
*new york*
Nobody:
ASMRtists: **noises to make you relax and sometimes sleep**
Jojo 24/7: IT'S SLEEPY TIME
Me: **thinking about sad**
Jojo the dreameater: *NOM NOM NOM*
"eating your toxic thoughts"
BiTcH Is yOu BlInd !? I have to much of that but i like the attention you pay to us so thank you from the french team
Man there is so many videos of this asmr subject
It’s great
This is the best one so far
Good talk
Lilah Zimet damn you watch too much TikTok 😂 me too tho
No one:
Absolutely no one:
JoJo: *gobbles ur guts*
Saying “no one:” doesn’t make a shitty joke better
@@Bubbaspiff What is your problem bruh?
@@mynameisirrelevant7000 his problem is that the joke never was and never will be funny and adding more lines to it that are basically the same thing doesn't make it any funnier. What is YOUR problem?
@@hashtags_YT Who asked you rat?
@@mynameisirrelevant7000 Well, nobody asked you to be rude to him but you were anyways. It would've costed you 0.00$ not to say that but you did. I'm trying to get some sense into your tiny brain because someone hasn't learned to behave in kindergarten.
Jojo: Wow this is an abnormally large amount of delicious negative thoughts.
Joker: You don't really listen, do you? All I have are negative thoughts.
Eino Usmi eat him OUT too 😳😏
@@muscillia 😳😳😳😳
This actually really helped me a lot, made me smile and feel relaxed
Heres an asmr joke: a guy is on a bus And he’s listening to asmr. He then later falls asleep...
He now lost his job as a bus-driver
Ummmmm....
*Relatable*
I'm sure they are some certain individuals that find this funny for some reason
Wait is this...supossed to be funny or ....I-
I think if I was told this when I wasn’t so tired I would start laughing but it took me too long to understand
Also the people in this comment thread who don’t like morbid humor should yeet outta here
I loooooovvvveeeeedddd this 🧡🧡🧡
Thank you
I am going through a bit of stress
this man brightens my day
:"you dont listen do you?"
:"you ask do you have any negative thoughts," "all i have are negative thoughts"
Minepods.v2 That’s life
The entire joker movie could be avoided if JoJo got his hands on him first
I 69’ed the likes on this comment and I’m proud of it 🤭😁😌
@@jaksendaredevil8428 ayee
O me gawd i hate myself
Jojo:*Eats toxic thought*
Me: I LUV MAISELF
Jojo atacks
Jojo is bacc
And most of all
He eats my thoughts like a snacc
I think its "he" attack but this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I’m just saying this cuz I have nothing else to say...
Hi
My maiden name was Lisa Lewis
And Sprite ok
Just thought it was a funny coincidence.
And Sprite 🤣
Lol