Pat's Birthday & STAY AWAY FROM LAKE LANIER!!!

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  • @DamInternetYouScary
    @DamInternetYouScary  ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The Halloween stuff was for Pat's bday decor since last episode he was saying he's getting in the Halloween mood👻 with his ghost hat . But he didn't even register until halfway thru the episode that all the stuff was for his birthday, including the birthday hats 😂

  • @bejaylagrone4084
    @bejaylagrone4084 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Oh is Tahir in an open relationship?, never knew. I only heard it over 100, 000 times .

    • @dreevans3848
      @dreevans3848 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He never skips the chance to tell us 😅

    • @s8450631
      @s8450631 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Open marriage!

    • @hb5246
      @hb5246 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂 I hate it

    • @codesent2125
      @codesent2125 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whaaaat?! Lol

    • @senorsavage8702
      @senorsavage8702 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s his podcast stop crying holy shit

  • @SeanDre619
    @SeanDre619 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    5 years of podcasting, and it's still amazing and hilarious how Pat doesn't know about the most common things 😄 🤣 😂 "yall know about this?"

    • @cutebutpsycho8935
      @cutebutpsycho8935 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoo his favorite line 🤣🤣 gotta love pat

  • @mustbefree9052
    @mustbefree9052 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The friendship between everybody makes this one of my favorite episodes. Great way to start the work week

  • @phenomenallymeapparel7877
    @phenomenallymeapparel7877 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I absolutely love you all's friend group. You guys really show up for each other in a genuine way

  • @ya2boyington
    @ya2boyington ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yooo Pat makes uncomfortable conversations funny as fuck because he be dead serious about his questions

  • @thickthickly
    @thickthickly ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Pat makes everything amazing and fun, I cannot watch this show when he isn't there anymore because an hour and 45 minutes of Tahir forcing guest to talk about his sex life is too much for me. Tahir is a great dude I just can't take anymore of that 😂😂😂

    • @whewchile9818
      @whewchile9818 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me either. I'm over it.

    • @moniquej369
      @moniquej369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!!

    • @starzbang8267
      @starzbang8267 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Facts, it's almost all he ever talks about. It be way too much most of the time

    • @brittanysimone
      @brittanysimone ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was just me

  • @bringonthefandom248
    @bringonthefandom248 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Y’all already know I’m here sending those daily positive vibes from Houston everyone! 🙌🏽

    • @datguybrandon9683
      @datguybrandon9683 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Y’all send bricks and stds from Houston. 😂😂😂

    • @jessiegregory6879
      @jessiegregory6879 ปีที่แล้ว

      Houston, TX stand up🚀

    • @staciacharles
      @staciacharles ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Much love back at ya from the Bronx 🙌🏽

    • @EugeniusTay
      @EugeniusTay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽we out here

    • @EugeniusTay
      @EugeniusTay ปีที่แล้ว

      @@datguybrandon9683... But did yall get the bricks tho

  • @josephlindsey5210
    @josephlindsey5210 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I hate when Tahir describes intimate things 😂 it’s never a “Too Far” line 😂😂😂

    • @Kevin-zf9jh
      @Kevin-zf9jh ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m beyond sick of it

    • @derrickgreen8413
      @derrickgreen8413 ปีที่แล้ว

      And He be lying like a motHefuccer

    • @dblr4931
      @dblr4931 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's why I was hoping that the genre wasn't sex because that would open the door 😢😂

    • @kingdeze-3
      @kingdeze-3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ⁠@@dblr4931
      Exactly 😂😂. All he needs is a small window to bring it up

    • @avaholloway32
      @avaholloway32 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingdeze-3 He doesn't need a window he just got turned out & can't shut up

  • @Skr3wston
    @Skr3wston ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mannn, yall need to give unc tahir a 3 month vacation..... Maybe then he would have new/funny stuff to talk about.... Out here needing more attention then a newborn 🤣

  • @Madonnas_English_Accent
    @Madonnas_English_Accent ปีที่แล้ว +19

    HAPPY BIRFDAY, PATPAT!!! I hope all your wishes come to fruition.
    P.S
    I swear everybody needs a BT in their lives. He's a big ass ball of good juju.

  • @dhargrove100
    @dhargrove100 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Literally stopped the last two episodes of DIYS. Tahir is so exhausting

    • @kingwizzy2802
      @kingwizzy2802 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So tired of his x rated rants. He doesn't understand how cringe he is to everyone

    • @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5
      @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      honestly!!! somebody needs to tell him 🤢

    • @codesent2125
      @codesent2125 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tahir: "so anyway...... SEGGS"!
      I still watch the whole episode and every episode, but yeah it is a lot.

    • @moniquej369
      @moniquej369 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because his brain has probably been corrupted by porn. S*x should be kept private between the people involved, not for the entire world to know. Smh. I hate when people kiss and tell. It’s like they’re seeking attention. Tahir is a cool dude as long as he’s not being cringe.

    • @codesent2125
      @codesent2125 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @SIRDIXON I mean I'm happy that he feels confident enough to talk about what he likes, and I dont hate them either, it's just talk about a lot, like a lot lot lol

  • @MasutaMJ
    @MasutaMJ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bowser: Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches

  • @vitomcawesome
    @vitomcawesome ปีที่แล้ว +79

    WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN TAHIR’S SEX LIFE! 😂

    • @kingwizzy2802
      @kingwizzy2802 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I've been screaming this from the mountain tops

    • @vitomcawesome
      @vitomcawesome ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kingwizzy2802 he’s trying to convince himself that that’s the lifestyle he’s happy with but we don’t care either way. Do that elsewhere lol

    • @starzbang8267
      @starzbang8267 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He always tryna squeeze that convo in somehow.

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 ปีที่แล้ว

      You realize the patreon is being that they follow him and watch his wife podcast. Plus he normally talks about it when sex comes up.

    • @starzbang8267
      @starzbang8267 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@reinaldopessoa2603 he's like that on every show and it gets old af.

  • @shroccyvevo9659
    @shroccyvevo9659 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Halloween Theme In September? Lol Y’all Moving To Fast For Me 😂

    • @PHE-nomenon
      @PHE-nomenon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! I paused to check the drop date like the algorithm sent me an old video. Then straight to the comments! 😆

    • @DamInternetYouScary
      @DamInternetYouScary  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Halloween stuff was for Pat's bday decor since last episode he was saying he's getting in the Halloween mood👻 with his ghost hat . But he didn't even register until halfway thru the episode that all the stuff was for his birthday, including the birthday hats 😂

  • @ILL_WILL912
    @ILL_WILL912 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mannn. When Pat asked "you ate an open butt?" I literally bust out laughing. My coworkers looked at me like I was crazy. I couldn't even say what I was laughing at 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @dozhadeville444
      @dozhadeville444 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a inquisitive child 😭😭😭
      That took me out

  • @stunninggawd8611
    @stunninggawd8611 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the love for Pat!!❤ HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉

  • @thekomedian730
    @thekomedian730 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got the spectrum commercial with Tahir and Kevin twice in this episode Congrats to both of y’all 🎉

  • @neonkuromi
    @neonkuromi ปีที่แล้ว +26

    hopefully we can escape hearing tahirs sex life this week

    • @reggie5904
      @reggie5904 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      maybe next week

    • @KwanDon22
      @KwanDon22 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We’ll try again next week

    • @codesent2125
      @codesent2125 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not quite lol

    • @dblr4931
      @dblr4931 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come to find out...nope

  • @95Kaylin
    @95Kaylin ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pat at the very end, has me legit crying lmfaooo

  • @kelvinadams3390
    @kelvinadams3390 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Blunt rolled & ready

  • @jaydotveetv
    @jaydotveetv ปีที่แล้ว +11

    TAHIR! WE. GET. IT. I miss the general sex jokes from him, now it’s just Tahir sex facts 43% of the pod

  • @christchickconversations
    @christchickconversations ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was awesome when they was showing up for the pat bday. And the free style was hilarious great job😂❤

  • @jasminequeen_
    @jasminequeen_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    🎉Happy Birthday Pat 🎉 Can’t wait for y’all come back to STL!!!

  • @BrickCityTray
    @BrickCityTray ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy belated. And May you be blessed with many more to come.

  • @Shadok-1906
    @Shadok-1906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy birthday Pat, keep making people smile, u seem like a really cool dude to kick it with... maybe the opportunity will arrive if I come to a show sometime...

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tahir squeezing behind Doms chair to pour the champagne 40:45 💀💀 u didn't have to do that she had it rite there lol.....Happy Birthday Pat another yr 🙏🙏

  • @dreevans3848
    @dreevans3848 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Tahir is one nasty dude 😂

  • @Naynaymikay
    @Naynaymikay ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do I apply to be a second Cam? I feel like I know too much random stuff too lolol

  • @antwizle5
    @antwizle5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    St Angeles spilled the hell outta that drink 😂😂😂

  • @LilLlama079
    @LilLlama079 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Happy Quinceanera🎉😂

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @Lowtiergecko
    @Lowtiergecko ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:48 butt list
    22:50 sponser
    26:01 tree lung
    32:16 guest
    36:10 Tahir getting pickpocketed
    37:38 pickpocketing
    38:24 Europe
    39:35 Amsterdam
    40:38 Sex therapist
    54:56 guest
    55:48 sponser
    1:00:02 peachy pat
    1:01:03 rosé
    1:03:10 long fingers
    1:09:03 lake lanier

  • @kaylasmith5236
    @kaylasmith5236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy birthday Pat!! Also yes the Bunny Ranch is forreal, just outside of Vegas.. Nye County is different lol

  • @fancyfanny6143
    @fancyfanny6143 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:54 yep. Someone came to our OR with a shampoo bottle too.

  • @fancyfanny6143
    @fancyfanny6143 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:38 y’all have no idea. We had a patient come in with a socket wrench stuck in guess where on Memorial Day last year. 🙄 I could tell a couple more stories about weird things we’ve dealt with in the OR.

    • @codesent2125
      @codesent2125 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That patient is literally ratchet

  • @Shrooms-N-Siestas
    @Shrooms-N-Siestas ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought Pat was yelling "Dope" but when he finished I thought he said "Dumb" (as in, "cool" - or it was a huge gag gift we couldn't see yet) then I saw Dom and was like, "Oh! That makes sense!"
    Way more of a rollercoaster than it should have been. 😅

  • @goddessofmind6082
    @goddessofmind6082 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Gday dope episode!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @muteroyalty
    @muteroyalty ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Happy birthday peaches🥳😂

  • @whewchile9818
    @whewchile9818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pat's adlib at the end has my side hurting 😂😂

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t watch DIYS out loud bru 🤣

  • @DOGGAMMA
    @DOGGAMMA ปีที่แล้ว +1

    happy birthday 🎉🎂 to Patrick 🥳

  • @PHE-nomenon
    @PHE-nomenon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    🙄 so before Pat could read the article, Cam just blurts out everything....😑

  • @T.Woods_
    @T.Woods_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y’all playing Bootyhole Jeopardy!? 😂😂😂

  • @djhellnaw5632
    @djhellnaw5632 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Happy Belated Birthday 😂

  • @sharlogan92
    @sharlogan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Grippy Grip” is insane 🤣

  • @samanthamorris3063
    @samanthamorris3063 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Happy Birthday Pat! 🎉❤

  • @off-air-vibration
    @off-air-vibration ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao tahir i was deff about to bring up your ranch napkin snack you had on great taste 😂😂

  • @RKfMaster
    @RKfMaster ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pat likes that cheap ass whiskey??? Might as well pull out the Paul Masson lol

  • @charlesbarnes1996
    @charlesbarnes1996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wym Halloween episode?? it’s September af???

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing BT standing beside Tahir I again am reminded BT is not short.

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy birthday, Pat!
    And as someone who lives near the area… *PLEASE* stay away from lake Lanier. It’s evil fr 😂

  • @mutespittah2051
    @mutespittah2051 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Little did Tahir know, the vacation he was talking about would turn into a nightmare LMFAO! Sorry big dawg

  • @jasminemorris759
    @jasminemorris759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Hazel,😢😢😢😢 YES to Emotional Tyerapy Pets on DIYS, "The girls are back in town".get that water out of Lanier and place it in the reservoir. But "Water has memory" according to Disney.

  • @juice-_-w9r9l9d6
    @juice-_-w9r9l9d6 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pat said ryan Reynolds on mint mobile and i immediately got a mint mobile ad as he was talking🤣🤣

  • @JeRaphael1
    @JeRaphael1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tiff should be on here more!

  • @number5mama461
    @number5mama461 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Voyeur Pat NOT voyager! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

  • @TheRollinsonFamily
    @TheRollinsonFamily ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Birthday Pat! But also, why is this a Halloween episode in September? Lol

  • @fancyfanny6143
    @fancyfanny6143 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:53 oh yeah. That just reminded me of the billiard ball we pulled out one day. This is a sad, sad world 😢

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A waa? People be freaky 😂

    • @fancyfanny6143
      @fancyfanny6143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JaDedby88yes people are crazy 😂

  • @tajmahaltv1182
    @tajmahaltv1182 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy belated birthday Patrick! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Souljaclem
    @Souljaclem ปีที่แล้ว

    1:22:21 til the end, I can’t stop rewinding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephlindsey5210
    @josephlindsey5210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason the audio is always low. I can’t really hear it on my car speakers with the windows up

  • @justjo510
    @justjo510 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy birthday dearest Pat!
    Sidenote I'd be too scared to just put any ol thang up my butt 😅😅 what if it gets too far up and goes into your digestive track? Gzus 😂😂

  • @andrehawthorn2036
    @andrehawthorn2036 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Birthday 🎉

  • @InVisibleMan1992
    @InVisibleMan1992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Birthday Cloudy Sir!

  • @BrothaB.RealTV
    @BrothaB.RealTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Among women too often times they say one thing right now but in the midst of their anger that's not what they exemplify which is usually the hardest part about this is that they say that you can communicate how you feel but when you do if it inconveniences them and how they feel they say f that you're going to listen anyway that's what happens in real life because what you say is one thing but what actually you do is a completely different thing and oftentimes some women can mean well but they don't always perform well which turns out to be the consistent popular thing most men are running into in relationships

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy Bday Pat🎉
    Tiff you fine as hell❤
    Tahir you're hilarious as always😂

  • @kornandpeasandcarrot
    @kornandpeasandcarrot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy Birthday, Pat! Fellow Virgo. I'm watching this on my own birthday haha 🎉🎉

  • @Patsdawter
    @Patsdawter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happiest Birthday Pat
    SN: BT has issues 😂 that lake bit was hilarious… that fool said I’m a scientist and before I knew it I blurted out of what 🥷 😆

  • @88rkinlaw
    @88rkinlaw ปีที่แล้ว

    Great episode. Happy bday Pat!

  • @Chellie4854
    @Chellie4854 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy burrrffdayyyy Pat!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
    Much love from SC❤❤

  • @kenken4life
    @kenken4life ปีที่แล้ว

    50:19 gave me flashbacks to middle school 😂😂

  • @Todayis2day
    @Todayis2day ปีที่แล้ว

    17:00 😂 just stay outside don't go in

  • @snaxzdaman1
    @snaxzdaman1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Persephanii going hard

    • @troubleshooter1900
      @troubleshooter1900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh, she showed up and I ain’t hear nothing else anybody was talking about

    • @snaxzdaman1
      @snaxzdaman1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@troubleshooter1900 😂😂😂

  • @samtipton9402
    @samtipton9402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Birthday P Cloud🎉🎉🎉

  • @nr4509
    @nr4509 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Belated P Birthday P!

  • @off-air-vibration
    @off-air-vibration ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A tru episode dedicated to pat with drinks laughs dogs and people being late uugh so good

  • @julietthatsme3008
    @julietthatsme3008 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Belated Birthday Pat! We share the same bday 😊

  • @lamarhudlin8738
    @lamarhudlin8738 ปีที่แล้ว

    Showing Pat some H-Town love, Happy B-Day mane!! 🎂🎁

  • @itsme_vony333
    @itsme_vony333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all don't remember growing sprouts in a wet napkin in a cabinet in elementary school 😂

  • @PHENYX.
    @PHENYX. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:21:40 CANCELLED‼️.. 😭‼️HBD PAT ‼️

  • @SIMONE_F
    @SIMONE_F ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only 1 trippin on them referencing a Halloween ep wen we're in Sept 😂😂.....happy Birthday Patty 🎊🎊

  • @ms.branch1207
    @ms.branch1207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Birthday 🎉

  • @brittanyjelisa
    @brittanyjelisa ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy birthday, Pat!❤🎉😁

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy birthday Pat! 17:03 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PAT🤦🏾‍♀️💜

  • @JustFost0203
    @JustFost0203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy Birthday Pat! Mine is today

  • @Dezzuzhendrix
    @Dezzuzhendrix ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy glo day cloud!

  • @MzSweetzTalk
    @MzSweetzTalk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Belated Bday Pat!!! 🥳

  • @GSM.productions.studios
    @GSM.productions.studios ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy birthday champ.

  • @DarrellParkesMuzik
    @DarrellParkesMuzik ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Balloon 🎈🎈 knot is a nice way to say piles my G. Tahir nasty 😂😂😂💩

  • @vitanipaige4741
    @vitanipaige4741 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Birthday Pat!!!

  • @Big_Sis_Chris
    @Big_Sis_Chris ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just tell us ur married already!! 🤣🤣

  • @Tuvalidcee
    @Tuvalidcee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had no idea me and pat’s birthday was the same 💯🥳

  • @earl0002
    @earl0002 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Birthday Pat!!! I love y’all!!! Thanks for a great show as always!!

  • @Big_Sis_Chris
    @Big_Sis_Chris ปีที่แล้ว

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT!!! 🥳🥳🥳❤️

  • @lalahblue4839
    @lalahblue4839 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY PAT. 💙

  • @vincenniabrown8iyyy
    @vincenniabrown8iyyy ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Birthday Pat Pat🎉❤

  • @jovangriffin1189
    @jovangriffin1189 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTHICK

  • @ZhenMitch
    @ZhenMitch ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the 2k promo code. That really helped my team out.

  • @GirlieHiccups89
    @GirlieHiccups89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy birthday Pat

  • @ElKirko
    @ElKirko ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy birthday Pat!