This gives off the same energy as hitting your leg on something and then hitting your other leg on the same thing to make sure the pain distribution is even
Yousef DX at least i have a sense of humor. how is your crying helping kids not die anymore than my joking is? at least I'm bringing laughter into peoples day where as you are bringing moaning.
Instructions unclear,I poured 1 gallon of milk,I forgot an egg,I axed it too much,I set on fire and realised my iFone 7 was still in there,I exploded and died 1 like=1 prayer
How about you send this to someone you hate and say: *Your car is next* Thank you guys for 1k likes! I have never gotten this much, but this just goes to show you how much people want revenge. 😐
Yeah, and that cube of scrap can be melted and made into a new car, complete with MP3 and Bluetooth connectivity and comfy leather seats, and a V8 to spin the tyres clean off the alloys.
Meh:the garbage central will broke the car 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😜 Car: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MAH EYES EVEN MAH WHOLE BODY IS CRUSHED ALMOST LIKE FROM PEPPA PIG Meh: good because i think i’m enjoying the show 😎😎😎😎😎😎
@@rebdragon6671 что такое bruh?!?!? ЧТО ЕТО ТАКОЕ????? почему всегда англичани используют это слово, но переводчик не может его перевести?!?! СКАШИ ЧТО ЭТО ЗА СЛОВО ПЖЖЖ
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HowToBasic Hi
Kill me
HowToBasic NOTICE ME SEMPAI!!
can you be my god?
HowToBasic NOTICE ME EGGPAI
this fixed not only my car but my marriage
LMAOO
Cherdleys WHAT A SHAME
ayy was up cherdleys
lmao +10
Wait a minute, is it possible that Coldplay wrote a song about it with Fix you?
He is getting access to increasingly scary stuff.
Watch, he will have the U.S. nuke codes within a year, then he will throw nuke eggs at random countries.
DammitSinged how to fix the economy of a country/how to fix a pacific country! soon, in How To Basic
Boi
at least the car is expired
Ki11 the Dummy You is BR?
"So what do you do for a living"
AnthonyChannel professional egg thrower
AnthonyChannel a youtuber
ssshhhhhhhhhhh
AnthonyChannel i throw eggs at cars and then smash them up
AnthonyChannel I'm the 666th comment :D
This man is the living embodiment of letting the intrusive thoughts win
This comment is going to grow.
It will grow.
@@Anu51587 sadly no
@@whathaveicreated1197yes.
It grew a lot
Them: "so uh how rich are you?"
HowtoBasic: "Yes."
That car is just around 100$
Pretty cheap car since it’s old now
Oh look an unoriginal joke
He's not richer than MrBeast that's for sure
Anyone notice when the beat drops of the song of his videos he starts going crazy?
*egg*
On April first, make an actual how to video.
Oh that'll be so good 😂
lol
But all his videos are how-to videos.
@HowToBasic please do this goddammit
What is that profile picture?
Thanks! my dad accidentally crashed his car and as a christmas surprise i fixed it with this tutorial! he's gonna be so happy.
Yeah, the car looks brand new again!
For the first 30 seconds I was thinking "wait, is he really going to repare it?"
Then all come back to normal.
Salvatore D'Amico hes sucks at fixing car
"Normal"
Same i was thinking it too
Me too
Salvatore D'Amico same
Auto Repair: How did your car get wrecked?
HowToBasic: Yes.
I got in a horriable accident... I got in HowtoBasic's garage
That comment is so common
TikTok Crunchy Fries *groans while throwing milk*
I tossed 1 million egg to it
Auto Repair: *Say no more*
HowToBasic's car got a small dent
The Car: *"My time has come"*
God: *What r u doing?*
@@Коммун when I even god questions his doings XD
@@pancakenc9553 lmao
Lol
Xdd
Can we just thank TH-cam for recommending this video for the past 7 years.
HowToBasic: enters market to buy eggs
The whole workers: _Ah shit, here we go again.._
@The Pro Gamer In my basement
HowToBasic: i would like to buy one-
worker:only one? ok!
HowToBasic: -hundred
worker: *I HATE YOU B-*
Cj
@@fedetv1844 HowToBasic: Thousand
@Mr Fred eren jaeger
Wow! At the end, you can’t even tell it’s the same car! That was really cool.
It is the same car
@@crazyblayzze and u didnt get the joke
Woah its so rectangular and safe to drive in!
That machine just pooped out the car lol.
Loollllll
Girlfriend: Holy crap!! Did a bear attack your car?
HowToBasic: *It's complicated*
How does a bear damage a car like that?
@itz rhiny
The scratch damage from the axe totally reminded me of bear claw scratches
Howtobasic: Well yes but actually no
A bear attacked the car but he fixed it👍
@@clonemace same
This gives off the same energy as hitting your leg on something and then hitting your other leg on the same thing to make sure the pain distribution is even
"How to fix a dented car "
Just the delete the car out of the world
IQ 999
"How to fix a dented car"
Buy a new one
How to basic has got -1000 IQ
@@tesan07 🍋🍋
*put
I dont think you can the delete the car out of the world
His neighbours
KID : Mom... why is there a smashing noise coming from our neighbours house .
Mom : He is maybe fixing his car
I mean, she isn’t lying...
روني =_=
هلا🙂
@freddia i dont know whats next.
iironey is an arabian youtuber🙂
@freddia i dont know whats next.
so get out
0:50 Is this how they get sounds for guns shooting in games?
At normal speed is like MP40 in 2x speed like type 99
@@truongmy5420 _oh yeh oof_
@@unholynun7709 oof
In best ones they actually record real guns but... Yeah...
Sounds like an lmg to me
As a car mechanic, this is the best way to fix a car! Teach me!
1:20 my car in every GTA games after driving for 15 minutes
Insomnia Burger,Or you car🚐 after of the excursions!
👍
My car in GTA after 1 minute.
@@dogoplayzcruz897 after 1 sec
@@pabloserranoortiz6660 my car when i try to do drifts and stunts
Plot twist: This was his least favorite teacher's car.
Lydia Dreamurr it should’ve been a plot twist but okay XD
@@Nate-go2ln You know what that's better. Imma change it.
Lydia Dreamurr ok
Underrated
Plot twist who asked
Instructions weren't clear... is it 2% milk or skim milk?
Bearded bread i did with skim milk and its aweasome, it looks like new
got dick stuck in scrap metal
Bearded bread 3.25%/Homo milk
NEEDS MORE LIKES
Bearded bread 2% bleach
"No eggs Were Harmed Making This Video"
“Did you fix Your Car?”
“No”
“What did It Cost?”
“Eggs
Lol
Eggcellent joke
those people love car, watch this vedio will be "٩(╬ఠдఠ)و AHHHHHH"
Lol i wonder how much money he spent on eggs
odor
1:16 this is what the toilet water sees.
Omg😂😂😂
@SOMESTRANGEBOI Ok Boomer
@SOMESTRANGEBOI people don't know how to use "ok boomer" anymore
@@Bacon-zx4cg that's no how ok boomer works dumbfuck
Lmao
Teacher: What kind of instrument do you play?
HowToBasic: Car
EGG!
NO EEG!
It’s egg
*E G G*
Eg
Congrats!
You've achieved the title of the year the EGG master!
Thank you HowToBasic now i have a minecraft car
Ah yes. Finally. A Christian comment.
@@andrewmoore1069 what????
@@andrewmoore1069 I don't understand
Derrick Campbell there’s a meme of Cristian minecraft servers
@@jordenoasalways5915r/whoooosh
MOM!!!, can i borrow the car?
-sure son!
Kane Bowser-Wieser you cant just tell Someone to shut up then beg for subs you pathetic worm
Kane Bowser-Wieser stfu
btw KANE your channel is horseshit.
Kane Bowser-Wieser someone needs kill them self, here come with me to have a shower
candle bear because it's my name, duh
Kids is Syria could have turned that into a car bomb
Mr.Mask Maker Hahahahahahhahaa
Just going to say fuck you tbh you have no soul they are a lot of child's are greeting killed now and u are laughing about it like it is a joke
Yousef DX at least i have a sense of humor. how is your crying helping kids not die anymore than my joking is? at least I'm bringing laughter into peoples day where as you are bringing moaning.
Mr.Mask Maker how is that a joke
Yousef DX I agree
I Like How He Starts Calmly Before He Destroys Something.
DOCTOR: the disease is gone
HER: my son's gonna be ok?
DOCTOR: no I just told u he died
hahahaha
😂😂😂
Vibe Sensational nice one m8
Feminist aproved
_Dented Car_
*Insurance Joins Chat*
*HowToBasic Joins Chat*
*HowToBasic Is Typing . . .*
HowToBasic : (The Video)
*Insurance leaves chat*
Moonlight Eve unfortunately we couldn’t repair your car. How the fuck could you do this to your car?
@@maxc9133 How to basic taught me! :D
@Gerald wait I seen you in comments like beggars also I agree
@@fallingdown23 shut up
insurance: how did you destroyed this car so fast
howtobasic: welp......
Police : what happened to your car?
How to basic : ummmm...
ET Gaming ehh
Thank you so much! I tried it and now my ford fusion is as good as new!
Would be funny if he once actually did a serious tutorial and everyone would be like:
"WTF?"
ikr.
That would be the most random shit ever then lol.
ahahahah you're goddamnn right broh!
Boo hoo cry some more.
He already did it. Search for his 'how to turn on a TV' video
still waiting for the "how to clean up your house after following a HowToBasic tutorial" video
Edit: thx for the likes and hope he makes the vid lol
HTB: *makes it worse*
Lol
*sets whole building on fire*
I think this vídeo is going to be The final vídeo
@@bielzitooliveira5191 ??tf how doo you think that-
Me: *drives to los Santos customs*
The guy: “what’s wrong with her now?”
The car:
most pointless voice line everytime you come in with a car that looks like it will explode any second
"I picked a fight with an oppressor swarm"
Only thing i can hear after this is :mors mutual insurers how can we help you?
Yas
I ran into a wall at full speed...
Human being has reached it’s pinnacle of technological advancements and now trying to demolish all those achievements.
Very relatable
0:39
Exploding a car with a pistol in any shooter be like:
It sound like it tho😀
@@bonkers124 yep
XD
Eggs in Spanish weada xd
Instructions unclear,I poured 1 gallon of milk,I forgot an egg,I axed it too much,I set on fire and realised my iFone 7 was still in there,I exploded and died
1 like=1 prayer
Caterpie "iFone"
Caterpie *prayeggr
Caterpie when will you evolve you useless piece of sh*t
Spidey Men
Elove into what? An even more usless pos that can only harden
SpooderMaen I am forever Caterpie so zhuddap
If HowToBasic reaches 10 mil subscribers something tells me he is going to make a video of ruining his diamond play button.
😂 Wish so
Boss Dude. you fucking dumbass why the hell would you say that now he is defently going to do it
Boss Dude it's probably gonna be "how to get 10mil subs" and end up smashing 10mil eggs and doing something with his play button.
Go to the longest beach in the world and see how many tables of 1000 eggs he can break with his play button
Boss Dude XD
As a mechanic i highly recomend this tutorial 👏👏
0:55 At this point it sounds like a machine gun from WW2
looool
LMAO
Hahahhaah
Hahahhaah
on april fools he should make an actual tutorial and freak everyone out, then the next day does the worst video he's ever done.
Looking at his channel I see a flaw in this plan. He can not do his worst video. They are all good and funny ;)
Bartoc i meant worst as in it's his most destructive and insane video
Hey how to basic I finally know how you look
Dush Dj true lol
Dush Dj the legit video should be how to shoot up a school
Plot twist: The video is backwards and you're watching an actual tutorial
Thankyou for being positive
@@averagemicrowave1674 do u want him to get corona
Prasham Jain no lol
th-cam.com/video/zJT2CIY_Yz8/w-d-xo.html
@Internet Nerd not too much
I can confirm as a engineer this is how you fix a car
HowToBasic : *Starts recording*
His neighbors : ' Evacuate the city'
'Engage all defences'
'and get this man a vaccine'
I don't understand the last one
Yeah this is big brain time
Neighbors: I fear no man, but that thing...its scares me
LMAO
Mmakakaka
How about you send this to someone you hate and say:
*Your car is next*
Thank you guys for 1k likes! I have never gotten this much, but this just goes to show you how much people want revenge. 😐
Noted!
😂👍
What if they don't have a car
...
*Then don't send it.*
GachaBiz lol I’m gonna do that for real
No car = no dents.
*taps head*
Yeah, and that cube of scrap can be melted and made into a new car, complete with MP3 and Bluetooth connectivity and comfy leather seats, and a V8 to spin the tyres clean off the alloys.
Icebergs can't cut steel hulls
FUCKING GENIUS.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you wont have dents if you dont have a car
*taps head*
Nxoa Now in basic no car*tąp head*
I tried this on my car it worked 10/10 must recommend 👍👍👍
Thx!! My car is very good now!
Im Your 100th Like On Your Comment
Lord, Joao what did you do?
So you destroyed your car?
When i saw the first part and saw this comment i through oh yes finally a normal video wow it fixed the car
Senond part nvm its worst
Good as new 😇
He starts off petty good then his mind goes insane
right😂
kIrI kIwI a bit more then dented...
SpectreWolff yeah.. .-.
kIrI kIwI Thats HowToBasic for ya!
Isn't this how it always goes?
I like to imagine that HowToBasic has inhuman speed instead of the footage being sped up.
it's not sped up, he just cuts footage between hits
Mandamelon yup ^
Boot. my brother i dell the same lol
ビッグモーターのネタにされてて草😂
To fix a dented car,
1. Destroy it
2. Buy a new one that will ended to be dented again
3. Repeat the steps for a life time
Step 4 : throw 294 egg to your car
Step 5. Scrap your car
@@bookvercetti3421 you really counted all the eggs?
Step 6 : Begin violently chopping your car with an axe and hope it doesn't explode
@@bookvercetti3421 294 eggs ??!! That's what I call an reliable egg milimiter machine gun
At 0:34 his mom came in and said "Just be yourself"
Tanner Herzog lol
Imagine HowToBasic goes on a date
His date: soooo, what do you do for a living?
HowToBasic: Uhh lets talk about something else
He'd just throw an egg at her.
+MfingChristonya lmfao
Tyer Baker lol XD
MfingChristonya ikr lol XD
Tyer Baker throws an egg at her then something else then thumbs up
Is this the big motor that is currently a problem in Japan :)
i did as you instructed
but i wonder why the dents arent gone...
guess i havent poured enough milk on it :/
You need 1.5k gallons of millkkkkkkk
Tuan Phan What milk works best?
and... thats how you wreck a car
What type of egg hammer and axe brand do you need??
That's not fixing the car that's totaling it
Imagine when his parents are home
Parents: where's the car!?
HowtoBasic: in the garbage :)
No if he can buy new one
RIP CAR 2017 - 2017
do u think a guy like 20_30age his parents can control him
omg LOL😂😂😂😂
Meh:the garbage central will broke the car 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😜
Car: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MAH EYES EVEN MAH WHOLE BODY IS CRUSHED ALMOST LIKE FROM PEPPA PIG
Meh: good because i think i’m enjoying the show 😎😎😎😎😎😎
at first I was like: wow this is working. then the eggs, hammer and axe came along and I was like yeah. ok.
Vangerino vangerino Now THERE'S someone who makes good use of his ad revenue.
Vangerino
The favt that THIS GUY REALLY SACRIFICED A CAR IS AMAZING
RIP to all those people who thought it was real at the beginning.
I thought it is real😁😁
I thought he gonna really fix it properly but😂😂😂😜😂😂
@【 Emo Skylex 소개 쿨 】 Dude its a joke channek
@【 Emo Skylex 소개 쿨 】 And how it is a scam the didnt take your Money
,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lets be honest,this is what our car looks like after stealing a car in gta games
0:06
Yeah and 0:35 if when we drive it off maze bank
1:21 And this is what it looks like after 5 stars police chase
@@satanic_warmaster suomi
@@Jonssi05 PERKELE
1:20 and it looks like this when I drive it lol
0:50 *Drum Solo!*
when I tried with the eggs it worked! Thank you so much
As a mechanic, I can 108% guarantee this is how it's done. The crusher is optional, but man it makes it a lot quicker.
*WHAT*
Then your payment must be -108 dollars a second
No Cars Were Harmed During This Video.
Bleach With Subscribers Well...
Duh, I see like 0 cars.
1 car was not harmed during this video.
Bleach With Subscribers im triggered
HowToBasic can have no worries that anyone is gonna copy him
He is the only way crazy enough to do stuff like this
Like who would want to waste all their money on a video?
Foo Hong Liang Markiplier, HowToBasic, Jacksepticeye, Hm... PewDiePie, and That's about it.
Foo Hong Liang Then they make more money.
He just wrecked a car and used a crusher.
yea no one can copy him
If that was my car I would still ride it.
*Its just a scratch*
@@razvananghel5522 🤣
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS CAR!!!
Me:what?Its just a scratch.
It's a fucking Ford dude.
ItS JuST A ScRatCH
Fake 4u and you can fix it with this simple life hack 👍🏽
1:16 That long shit you really have to push to get it out
I like to b8 lol
I like to b8 lol
I dont like to b8 lol
same
lol
Lmao i have to buy a new car
six XD
20
@@beashman5997 XD
@@yejidanasayorai1326 lol
Try to count
mu dad is a mechanic and i showed him this video and he said “that’s the best way to fix a dented car. This guy’s a pro!”
Car insurance company: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE CAR?!
Howtobasic: yes
@Adrian Vegas how does it not make sense? maybe you just haven't heard of that type of joke
Adrian Vegas so what it's still funny, stolen or not.
@Adrian Vegas lmao and he's using it. u didn't have to say anything back to him. so what if it's unoriginal😂
@Adrian Vegas and why are you so salty about what he decides to comment? that's hypocritical.
@Adrian Vegas bruh because he uses an overused joke? HE'S USING IT BECAUSE IT'S OVERUSED. read the comment and keep scrolling jeez
When howtobasic's friend lends him his car
OW_it_broke hell yeah!
OW_it_broke yep
OW_it_broke HowToBasic has friends?
Friends / Victims, yes.
shopkeeper: how many eggs do you want
how to basic: YES
- _PRO IN EVERYTHING no
Shopkeeper: how many eggs do u want?
Howtobasic: i want 999999999999 eggs
Dr
How to basic: How many breads have you eaten in your life?
What kind of shop makes you ask for eggs
Neighbor: What’s all the banging noise?
Neighbor: Should I call Police
Neighbor 2: No it’s just next door smashing a car
Wow my car just turn into Lamborghini
That's Mine lol
Well my car turn into microwave :(
Lenny Face that’s noice
Mine too
Same
eggs vs hot glowing knife OR eggs vs shredder? help me decide
ScienceTwist Eggs VS Pretty much everything in your home.
Badass Toad Thank you for your valuable suggestion!
ScienceTwist just imagine him as president of the U.S even though he lives in Australia
ScienceTwist drop egg to glowing 1000 degree knife and test it!
Why not both!?
Step 1:Buy a new car
Lol
Step 2: pay the car with your credit card
Ur a hater fam i saw u in pink sheep
Step 4: Go back to Step 1 and repeat
@@rubibertuso9690 says the one hating?
As a veteran mechanic I approve this method
0:18 - my dreams
0:35 - how I executed them
LOL
XD
Bruh
@@rebdragon6671 что такое bruh?!?!? ЧТО ЕТО ТАКОЕ????? почему всегда англичани используют это слово, но переводчик не может его перевести?!?! СКАШИ ЧТО ЭТО ЗА СЛОВО ПЖЖЖ
@@VladuhaProE это что то типо "мда"
Thanks HowToBasic! My car broke down last month and I didn't want to buy an expensive repair. I used this guide and now my car is good as new!
Mingchung ikr
Were did you buy your car in the first place?
i could buy a 737 lol
Mingchung I don't know why but I think you should still repair it
Michigun!
Kids in Africa could have eaten that car
Jeff Four Twenty another stereotype bullshit
Another little shit.
Jeff Four Twenty thats a ded meme
Jeff Four Twenty HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats a bit old joke
1:03 bro really said: YOU NEED SOME MILK
So... how many eggs do you want?
HowToBasic: yes
HA you should watch the toilet one, he litterly floods the room with egg
*How to fix a dented car?*
Google: Buy car parts
Bing:
@[P.R.O.] Blue Ninja ok boomer
@@nimason Hello, I am subscribed to you
@[P.R.O.] Blue Ninja ok Boomer
@@nimason shut up hes telling the truth
@@Daniel-pj7di silence, boomer
Thanks HowToBasic. Now my dad's car is good as new.
There’s nothing this man can’t destroy
What about the solar system the univers the planet and a lot more things
@@RatoiulTurbat one it’s called a joke and 2 if ur so smart Learn how to spell system
@@Empty-75 i knew it was just a joke
One little question...
*HOW MUCH MONEY DOES HE EARN FOR HIS VIDEOS TO DESTROY A CAR.*
Zedd-R about 5 mil
Do you not see how shitty of a car that is or what?
Um... $5 million a video?..
Zedd-R I'm 99% sure that was a used, cheap, already broken car
This video has 3 million views so he might earned 3 thousand dollars.
1:16 when you get back home after holding it in for 4 hours
Wait... Does your D fall off?
@@duck508 it poop dogshit
@@ahmdo_ LMAO
@@lothegamerdoge480 XD
uh.. o-o
*Kids in car could´ve eaten that Africa !!!*
ive been looking for this
LinkinParkGuy 😂😂😂
LinkinParkGuy ..Than go and Give them Ur cars...Why r u here bitch.....
LinkinParkGuy tires of this comment
*_africa eats kids in a car_*
“Alcohol won’t effect my child”
The child:
"After he got children"
How to basic:Alraight son/daughter im gonna teach you how to use eggs as a weapon..
Kids in Africa could have eaten that car...
xD
Trinity Force its getting annoying
only the nigerian ones, the other people arent black so they actually work and make food
dislike
dalasito
1:16 When you have constipation and it finally comes out
Lmao relatable.
Lol true
bruh it sh#t the car out lol
The grunt afterwards really sold it for me
someone: "so what would you do for a living"
Howtobasic: "Making asians cry"
This worked! I don't see dent
хХ S•Y•R•E•N Хх I can't even see the car? LOL
Should be beautiful now!