We have a friend, he's basically the flaker. Has never come to any party but says he will come, we kept joking on how he wouldn't even be at his own house when he invited someone, like 4 weeks later he invited another friend, and when he arrived, he wasn't there- He left him🤣🤣
As the friend that gets roasted, this is really accurate. When you're that friend, hanging out with your friends is like a 9-5 job to get roasted without pay.
One time I said they needed to let up on the jokes and roasting me and they were shocked. It seemed like I was tip toed around for a couple weeks and then they got used to just not teasing the same person all the time.
Yeah, as a group leader, The pathetic kid got so fed up with everything and left. The group fell apart and it devolved from like 8 people, to me, and the demon kid lol
This is 100% accurate. There is a guy that also shows up from time to time but doesn't realize that group exists. He thinks that everything just happens randomly and that everyone kind of accidentally gets together. Also, there are two guys in the group who are like best friends, and lots of time do their own thing. Or if you invite one, they automatically invite the other.
My friend easily matched the devious. My last period is art, and he literally jumped off of the 10 foot balcony outside of the art room just to escape school 2 minutes before the bell. He had to talk with the principal the next day. And don’t worry. He landed in dirt and is fine Update: nobody is aloud on that balcony anymore and he transferred to another school
The first one is me. Some girl asked me what me and my homie were doing sitting in the hall way alone, and deadass I said “this is where we make out” Then my homie goes “ aggressively, don’t for get that word” We were both dying😊
0:16 im this one for sure but with a difference, i do it when its reasonable instead of suddenly just saying something sus, when theres something i could turn sus and it make sense is when i am this person, i infact have another friend in the friend group whos the exact same.
I was the "friend" that was roasted for no reason, only because they liked to do basically every type psychological bullying only to me. After that I was super infuriated and then started being agressive on everything and everyone, so much stress that was in my body that I was capable of putting a person in hospital because of a simple thing. My self esteem was so low that those bully fuckers made me had problems to socialize, so now I only have one, super annoying friend that even though I've changed, he still points out flaws and things like that that i did years ago. I feel that the only things people notice about me is past and they don't care about how I am now. That's how it's better to stay alone than have bad company.
I was that one to just nothing to Hit or that Bad Company sometimes they were Nice and protected me from bullys but sometimes i wish i Hit him in the face one the bc i was their boxing bag and i didnt Hit anyone i wanted to be the nice kid and Not Tell about the homework never Got in trouble that bad
@NahJitOwesMeACheeto eh, its easy to deal with usually. but at that time i had this one jackass who physically harmed me and got expelled after hitting me in the back with a tennis racket
@@marktheprussian I did and I actually find it funny that the group even exist because like I said half of them are living in the city. Also the leader is like the only one who doesn’t live in the city besides like 3 others
1:32 I am in 7th grade and i have this friend who is in the same grade as me who is 6'3, but it makes sense because the rest of his family is above 7 foot
5:41 related to your story I do remember one time that some kid named like idk we'll just call him jeff and so we were just waiting for the bus and not having to worry about money and taxes anyway we get on the bus and "jeff" was sitting in front of me and since he's the devious kid he pulls out his friggin laptop and starts playing the weirdest stuff in the friggin world anyway the bus driver we'll call him rob so he tells jeff to turn it off and he doesn't THEN he threatens to write him up and if u don't know what a write up is its basically a slip of paper telling ur parents what u did and if u get three in the entire school year ur basically just kicked off the bus for the rest of the year and he was on his like second one and he turned it off butt then he just got up climed over the seats and just like when to McDonald's or IHOP or some shit
There was this guy once in the group that was more just of a tag a long because one of his friends were in there. He’d never really say anything and would be around the friend he knew all the time. Bro was literally glued to him and he couldn’t let go. He eventually got recognized more and became the kid that got roasted for no reason. The roasting was pretty light tho cause we knew he was pretty sensitive to insults but he could take a joke well. He was pretty cool, good memories
0:35 Mans said the most true statement of all time. Like this is how the heart and soul of most of my friend groups function. If there isn't at least a joke about size (if you know, you know😏) with the homies, then what are you really doing with the homies, am I right?
I’m the tall dude in the friend group, and anytime we are playing team sports I’m usually picked first and just straight bully balling everyone on the opposite team
Go to boarding school, friend groups there are like countries, some are balanced, some are OP and some are just weak AF, I was a prefect during high-school so my group was backed by law, so a little too OP lol, best time of my life man
bro i used to be in the friend group and they said that someone (not me) was the group leader. As soon as I left that group it entirely fell apart man I swear its like Chernobyl level of toxic radiation. I was literally the glue
Lol i like to fish and my buddy used to always get onto me about using lures with cancer causing chemicals, but he always asks to hit my vape. So sometimes ill hide my vape so he starts fiending and ill be like "i thought you didnt like cancer causing chemicals" funny as hell.
For me, I was the group leader last year during my Senior year. It was really sad cause everyone was all good together and we were all tight with each-other, but then when I graduated (I was the only Senior, the rest were Juniors and Sophomores, and one Freshman we adopted lmao), everybody started getting beef with each-other and for the most part, split apart.
my dysfunctional friend group consists of the incel(My right hand man), the arty kid(My left hand man), the sporty kid(A true homie), the kid who keeps failing(Got godly aim tho) and the perfectionist leader(yup, that's me).
there is someone at my school who basically only hangs out with girls and has barely any male friends. Most people think he is just weird, and not just because he hangs out with girls all the time
@@khaliyahjefferson832 oh I misread, I read it as and “and not because he hangs out with girls all the time” instead of “and not JUST because he hangs out with girls all the time, sorry
I used to be in a 3 person friend group. Everyone had a bunch of traits. 1. This guy was the big dawg, group leader and the fiend. 2. This guy was the devious kid and the trash-talker. 3. I was the sus kid, short kid, friend that gets roasted and the jokester.
I am the simp ngl- I remember sneaking out of my friends sleepover to go hang out with my boyfriend 2 years ago. No one knew where I went until I was posting on snap. To be fair I keep in contact with my friends & not as bad now that I am not in highschool & live with this dude. I was committed to my romance.
@@jehkobisemmens5125 well my friend group is girls so not exactly bros. Plus hoes usually apply to temporary relationships. My boyfriend & I have plans to marry & my friends now also adults have their own lives so it's not like I need to be constantly with them. This only applies to guys who also think hanging around other guys is top tier & think girl sleep overs are boring. But we actually make blood pacts, sacrifices, & try to levitate each other. Anyways if bros before hoes is your go to saying, then you probably have no bros or hoes.
when the jokester is also one of the gamer buds, they can come up with a lot of puns that goes beyond gaming. I would know, 'cause I am that type of guy
Normally is me, I got no filter, we all say some outta pocket sus stuff randomly, my boy the simp, the dude who sets stuff up, the homies house nobody wants to go, the homies house that every homies wanna go and the shy kid. It can be mixed sometimes
I’m a leader in my group I’m one of the more popular kids in my school well, You got like everyone wanting to talk to you it can be stressful, But it’s pretty cool
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We have a friend, he's basically the flaker. Has never come to any party but says he will come, we kept joking on how he wouldn't even be at his own house when he invited someone, like 4 weeks later he invited another friend, and when he arrived, he wasn't there-
He left him🤣🤣
lmao-
Bro wha- 💀
Yo wattt
Funniest shit ever
Brooo what 💀
As the friend that gets roasted, this is really accurate. When you're that friend, hanging out with your friends is like a 9-5 job to get roasted without pay.
As an old saying goes: better to be alone than in bad company
@@gotrickrolledyeah yes
Tru
Its true
One time I said they needed to let up on the jokes and roasting me and they were shocked. It seemed like I was tip toed around for a couple weeks and then they got used to just not teasing the same person all the time.
The only one that you seem to have missed is the friend who is worried about everyone else/the therapy friend
Literally me
Or the artist
The mvp
Yes, but the therapy friend usually falls into one of the other categories as well.
Cause we don’t like that friend
I think that the glue of the group is the friend that is always made fun of. Without them, everyone would just kill eachother 😂
Im that one friend 💀 i remember getting pneumonia for a week, and new beef started bc ppl starting insulting one another
Yeah, as a group leader, The pathetic kid got so fed up with everything and left. The group fell apart and it devolved from like 8 people, to me, and the demon kid lol
@hesmybabyflxhey we all secretly love you even though we make fun of you a lot 😂
Yep, that's me.
@@primezilla37I got no sympathy for you.
This is 100% accurate. There is a guy that also shows up from time to time but doesn't realize that group exists. He thinks that everything just happens randomly and that everyone kind of accidentally gets together. Also, there are two guys in the group who are like best friends, and lots of time do their own thing. Or if you invite one, they automatically invite the other.
Those two who are best friends are the ones who unironically make out with each other at the sleep overs.
My friend easily matched the devious. My last period is art, and he literally jumped off of the 10 foot balcony outside of the art room just to escape school 2 minutes before the bell. He had to talk with the principal the next day. And don’t worry. He landed in dirt and is fine
Update: nobody is aloud on that balcony anymore and he transferred to another school
bro couldn't wait 2 minutes 💀💀💀💀
Holup he got expelled for that?
Bro sounds like me but I don't get caught
imagine getting expelled lol
Dumb reason for an expulsion.
The first one is me. Some girl asked me what me and my homie were doing sitting in the hall way alone, and deadass I said “this is where we make out” Then my homie goes “ aggressively, don’t for get that word”
We were both dying😊
Im the sus friend
@@Goe453ekskme too
Lol you people😂
@@jpap349”you people” 🤨
@@jpap349whatchu mean by that?
As someone with 10 person friend group I can definitely relate
Have you touched a keyboard? Ever?
@@memerminecraft3226have you? you clearly seem like you didn’t. so don’t be talking 💀
There's also the kid which somehow keeps the whole friend group together.
Without them, the group will just die
Isn't that just the group leader or something
Fax
@@emerybrown6145no its different this aint the leader
@@AlicornHana oh
Honorable mention: Boomerang
Goes around the group randomly disappears for a while then comes back
Me
Me
Me lol
It was me one time. I was just getting something important.
Fr 💀
I myself is in a 7 person group, and it's amazing, it's kinda like a democracy since there is no group leader.
My group is basically also a democracy except its only 3 of us, i dont know which type of friends us 3 fit
Same lol
As a guy who get degraded in the friend group I can confirm this is true.
I feel your pain, people shat on me for no reason annoying asf.
@@frankhyde5806relatable
@@frankhyde5806same
Atleast there is people here who feel me
me lol
Damn these vids be so easy to binge
2:21 I am this friend, I am the short friend, I thought I had friends, but they have each other. They don’t need me.
im sorry man
Exactly like me down to the T
to be honest we short kids make de best hide n seekers
0:16 im this one for sure but with a difference, i do it when its reasonable instead of suddenly just saying something sus, when theres something i could turn sus and it make sense is when i am this person, i infact have another friend in the friend group whos the exact same.
Me too bro
when you have a friend group of 3, everybody has more than one trait
Sounds like a three-player game of Twilight Imperium
At 2:04 he said that would be a low blow when talking how under appreciated short people are. 😂 LOL
I was the "friend" that was roasted for no reason, only because they liked to do basically every type psychological bullying only to me.
After that I was super infuriated and then started being agressive on everything and everyone, so much stress that was in my body that I was capable of putting a person in hospital because of a simple thing. My self esteem was so low that those bully fuckers made me had problems to socialize, so now I only have one, super annoying friend that even though I've changed, he still points out flaws and things like that that i did years ago. I feel that the only things people notice about me is past and they don't care about how I am now. That's how it's better to stay alone than have bad company.
I’m really sorry bro, hope you are better
@@thomashanna513 yeah i am better now
Ok good, hope you have a good day man
I feel you bro 👊🥲
I was that one to just nothing to Hit or that Bad Company sometimes they were Nice and protected me from bullys but sometimes i wish i Hit him in the face one the bc i was their boxing bag and i didnt Hit anyone i wanted to be the nice kid and Not Tell about the homework never Got in trouble that bad
shout out to the homies getting violated by their freind groups, they the ones keeping everyone together fr
Thanks! It gets tough sometimes, especially when I can't even roast them back
There’s also the two best friends that’ll go make plans without everyone else and lie abt where they were.
Haha this is too relatable😂❤
I'm the short kid and also the kid who's always being made fun of
@@endercat3344 same
@NahJitOwesMeACheeto eh, its easy to deal with usually. but at that time i had this one jackass who physically harmed me and got expelled after hitting me in the back with a tennis racket
We call my short friend "The Hobbit"... he has gratefully accepted that title
Got kicked out of my friend group for “being a city boy” even though half of them live in the city
Bruh then they werent friends to begin with. L people bro, hope you find better friends
@@marktheprussian I did and I actually find it funny that the group even exist because like I said half of them are living in the city. Also the leader is like the only one who doesn’t live in the city besides like 3 others
@@marktheprussian also we’re still friends and I’m back in the group the leader realized how dumb he was being
@Silaen Nase thanks
Were you from south Detroit?
The fact that I can recognize who in any given one of my friend circles is each stereotype tells me that this video is accurate af
1:32 I am in 7th grade and i have this friend who is in the same grade as me who is 6'3, but it makes sense because the rest of his family is above 7 foot
Tbh bro, i was the sus kid.
5:41 related to your story I do remember one time that some kid named like idk we'll just call him jeff and so we were just waiting for the bus and not having to worry about money and taxes anyway we get on the bus and "jeff" was sitting in front of me and since he's the devious kid he pulls out his friggin laptop and starts playing the weirdest stuff in the friggin world anyway the bus driver we'll call him rob so he tells jeff to turn it off and he doesn't THEN he threatens to write him up and if u don't know what a write up is its basically a slip of paper telling ur parents what u did and if u get three in the entire school year ur basically just kicked off the bus for the rest of the year and he was on his like second one and he turned it off butt then he just got up climed over the seats and just like when to McDonald's or IHOP or some shit
2:30 im the kid that gets violated :(
i’m a mix of the short kid and the guy that gets roasted
being short makes it a lot worse
same
Same
Yes
Same bro 😢
same
There was this guy once in the group that was more just of a tag a long because one of his friends were in there. He’d never really say anything and would be around the friend he knew all the time. Bro was literally glued to him and he couldn’t let go. He eventually got recognized more and became the kid that got roasted for no reason. The roasting was pretty light tho cause we knew he was pretty sensitive to insults but he could take a joke well. He was pretty cool, good memories
0:35 Mans said the most true statement of all time. Like this is how the heart and soul of most of my friend groups function. If there isn't at least a joke about size (if you know, you know😏) with the homies, then what are you really doing with the homies, am I right?
“Built like Greg Heffley”got me laughing on the floor
My favorite duck and dawg got me dead as hell when he said yodie gang, we love a good call back💀💀💀
Bro flaker low key hits.. especially if you have that crippling anxiety.
5:17 ayo is Dat da dingle
1:51 I'm the short one. I like being short even when people make fun of me for being short
Fr
Don’t forget the nerd who carries the whole squad’s homework
Id defo be the ghost in the group, since I usually stay on so not disturb but I usually pull through to hang out with my friends
This is 100% accurate according to me 0:26
Me, the sus, the short friend, the violated, the leader, toxic, and the funny:
5:11, I looked away then they said my name
as a “ghost”, we fr do have had electronic of “do not disturb” for years bruh
2:16 very relatable
The homies are getting ready to sleep
The sus homie: “who wants to be my little spoon?” 😏😏
Bro 5:46 the devious guy was soo bad at my school he bought his phone and his dads phone and tried to jump over the fence
I’m the tall dude in the friend group, and anytime we are playing team sports I’m usually picked first and just straight bully balling everyone on the opposite team
2:42 you cant be talkin shit if u built like Kenny brah 💀
But Kennys the best though
Go to boarding school, friend groups there are like countries, some are balanced, some are OP and some are just weak AF, I was a prefect during high-school so my group was backed by law, so a little too OP lol, best time of my life man
Yeah bro 1:57 my freind that short is matai he is 3’5
0:33 Na bro, I'm this one, it makes it more fun heh.
This is so relatable also I’m the friend that always gets bullied no serious I would talk to my friends and they will ignore me
this perfectly describes the friend group I'm in, and after watching this i just realized I'm the ghost.
The fact that someone would even throw a Starbucks coffee 💀
In my friend group we’re all the clowns, none of us are the leader and I’m one of the short kids and the kid who gets bullied all the time
2:16 + 3:59 These Two Explain My Life
bro i used to be in the friend group and they said that someone (not me) was the group leader. As soon as I left that group it entirely fell apart man I swear its like Chernobyl level of toxic radiation. I was literally the glue
As the kid that always gets intensely violated, I can confirm this is all true
as the short friend, i totally approve of everything you just said
Lol i like to fish and my buddy used to always get onto me about using lures with cancer causing chemicals, but he always asks to hit my vape. So sometimes ill hide my vape so he starts fiending and ill be like "i thought you didnt like cancer causing chemicals" funny as hell.
lol you use the lead ones?
@@GreenLeafUponTheSky Bobby Garland plastics but yes I use lead jigheads.
You ever have that one friend where you just stare at him and bust down laughing?
That's how you know it's elite.
2:49 Fans of AC Milan knows this guy.
Really? I know the guy in 2:49 even if I am a Manchester City fan.
@@Mr-Footie100Ik but us Milan fans won’t forget his legacy. It’s ok if you don’t support his team.
For me, I was the group leader last year during my Senior year. It was really sad cause everyone was all good together and we were all tight with each-other, but then when I graduated (I was the only Senior, the rest were Juniors and Sophomores, and one Freshman we adopted lmao), everybody started getting beef with each-other and for the most part, split apart.
my dysfunctional friend group consists of the incel(My right hand man), the arty kid(My left hand man), the sporty kid(A true homie), the kid who keeps failing(Got godly aim tho) and the perfectionist leader(yup, that's me).
I’m the short person AND the one always getting violated. It’s not even mostly for my height
Bro I got a friend that's literally 3 of these 💀
Sus
Devious
Jokester
I have a friend who's the ghost and he's always at least an hour late to everything
I watched them all bro 😎
I’m the one who always gets violated and the short one so you can imagine how I feel
So accurate
Being the short and the friend that gets roasted is hard
I’m the friend who gets roasted and the short kid at the same time.
I’m the kid who gets roasted all the time AND a friend group leader at the same time, it’s wild
'm literally the mix of the short kid even tho I'm 5'6, the kid who gets roasted for being short or for nothing and probably the clown
I'm literally all of these, especially the glue
there is someone at my school who basically only hangs out with girls and has barely any male friends. Most people think he is just weird, and not just because he hangs out with girls all the time
He prolly gay
Well why do they think he’s weird then
@@smashmonster6929 probably cuz he talks to girls
@@khaliyahjefferson832 oh I misread, I read it as and “and not because he hangs out with girls all the time” instead of “and not JUST because he hangs out with girls all the time, sorry
@@smashmonster6929 Another reason is he makes the strangest noises for no reasons
Your channel is amazing I’m addicted
i’m just the random girl in the group
Is the bubblegum pink??? I’m kidding I ain’t do that
The jokester of our group doesn’t even really say anything funny. There’s just something about him that just makes all of us geek constantly🤣
Fr
5:30 I mean if you think about it, if they aint gonna use their limbs what the fuck they gonna do?
Also I'm the tall guy and the group leader
I used to be in a 3 person friend group.
Everyone had a bunch of traits.
1. This guy was the big dawg, group leader and the fiend.
2. This guy was the devious kid and the trash-talker.
3. I was the sus kid, short kid, friend that gets roasted and the jokester.
Fr tho the 3:02 the group leader was elite
Bro you liked
In my friend group, I’m the jokester, The group leader, and the SUS KID (albeit inadvertently/accidentally/unintentionally/unknowingly/unexpectedly)
3:34
normal bike
the always bullied one actually made me cry
This video is very, very relatable. (despite being 4'7...)
@Dominic Cruz ayo what.. damn
I am a mix of the one that gets bullied and the "simp"
I am the simp ngl-
I remember sneaking out of my friends sleepover to go hang out with my boyfriend 2 years ago. No one knew where I went until I was posting on snap.
To be fair I keep in contact with my friends & not as bad now that I am not in highschool & live with this dude. I was committed to my romance.
🤯🤯🤯😱 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨
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@@jehkobisemmens5125 I mean I am in a healthy relationship, have friends, & my own place at 18. How is that an L?
@@incite2004 bros before hoes always
@@jehkobisemmens5125 well my friend group is girls so not exactly bros. Plus hoes usually apply to temporary relationships. My boyfriend & I have plans to marry & my friends now also adults have their own lives so it's not like I need to be constantly with them.
This only applies to guys who also think hanging around other guys is top tier & think girl sleep overs are boring. But we actually make blood pacts, sacrifices, & try to levitate each other.
Anyways if bros before hoes is your go to saying, then you probably have no bros or hoes.
there is also the chaotic and nice one friendship 😊
7:12 for real
What the kid did at 5:42 did was absolutely hilarious 😂 😂😂
bro thinks i have friends
when the jokester is also one of the gamer buds, they can come up with a lot of puns that goes beyond gaming. I would know, 'cause I am that type of guy
6:19 1. This dude be goin' to pengamin city 2. Is yodi land the nick name for pengamin city? Edit:don't worry I do not vape and/or smoke
Bold of you to assume i have this many friends
Normally is me, I got no filter, we all say some outta pocket sus stuff randomly, my boy the simp, the dude who sets stuff up, the homies house nobody wants to go, the homies house that every homies wanna go and the shy kid. It can be mixed sometimes
this man proves you can get famous by drawing poorly and just talking about random topics
And be funny
Short Friends can sneak up on the tall kid
I’m a leader in my group I’m one of the more popular kids in my school well, You got like everyone wanting to talk to you it can be stressful, But it’s pretty cool
I’m the one who gets roasted 24/7 😭
And whenever I try to deflect it onto someone else, everyone just keeps roasting me lol