How dare you Sir …no one works harder than DSP … 6 days a week Guises …. Hardest working you tuber … continuing to create positive and meaningful cantenttttttt … how is that not a reward for all the lucky viewers ..
I like how he does that 'whiny bitchy' voice when he simulates being his supporters. Very telling of his perception of the people that unironically follow him.
He keeps bringing up he "Gave Away" a PS4. I don't remember that at all and I can't find any proof of it on the Internet. Also, does he realize that only his wife and himself are the only ones who really get anything out of DSP tries it ??
He gave away a PS4... Pandas PS4. Not his. When she moved in he told hey she can play his then gave away hers and never let her use his. The video exists but it's mostly lost media, unless you can find an archive of his original datksydephil channel and stuff that was from justin-tv days
And even if he did. That's just 400 bucks from a guy who's earned MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS by sucking at videogames, and scamming lonely people. And that was 12 years ago.
Bahaha this was the first thing I thought when I began watching him. I was legitimately confused as to why a streamer was running a charity telethon all for himself, I couldn't believe he was serious.
His chat told him they didn't want to pay him to eat food so he gaslit them and declared his audience had a great idea to pay him to eat candy. Now he's mad they won't pay him to eat candy so his audience want him to eat food because it was the trolls who wanted him to eat candy. The key part is that Phil decided everything and ignored the bit where his audience didn't want to pay him to eat food.
It's not your chat's responsibility to come up with ideas. Also, the whole "only one person benefits from your idea" is ironic seeing as how he only wants to be the one person to enjoy. He hates his chat and it shows more everyday.
He could host a fighting game tournament and winner gets a 50.00 gift card. Same as the money he spends on door dash. But he never would. He has to fill up his and his horses fat stomachs
This is coming from the dude who put a paywall on naming his Pokemon. If he was actually a business man like he claims he would of slapped a 5 dollar naming fee instead of the stupid outlandish 25 dollar naming fee he did. He just wants MUNEE if he has to spend it on anything other than himself its a net loss in his eyes even if him spending money on someone else would later benefit him in the long run. He CANT host a tournament droob the DETRACTORS will ruin it. So instead of using his brain to think of a better way of implementing the tournament to specifically his viewers he would rather write it off instead of having that chance of growth with his viewers.
Wait, the dood just talked shit about peoe saying they don't like the rewards, but then said the momentum slowed because people don't like the rewards? Say what? This freaking dood and the mental floor routine done is wild.
I love how when Phil’s fans ask for something he doesn’t want to do. He calls them the “vocal minority.” And then uses the “silent majority.” Excuse to do what he wants and say “everybody wanted me to do this! People begged me to eat fast food as a reward for $2,000”
"You eating food is a reward for you, not us." I mean, it's true. The cope aside, his goals are low effort. And his one PS4 giveaway years ago doesn't change that.
“Why would you want your reward to be donating gift cards to ONE PERSON! So only one person will benefit.” Yea and Phil wants the one person to benefit to be him! Phil’s reward could be to play online with fans like JAYDE who had been DESPERATELY pleading with Phil for years to play online with him.
@@stkjuiceHe’ll be back next week. And of course Dave will equate that with the dents supporting fast food rather than the disability checks hit their wallet.
Ok so by that logic it is better for him to do a fundraiser and stream himself living in a mansion paid with other people's money, rather than give 12 separate houses to the homeless, because millions of people can enjoy and be satisfied by watch him live in luxury, while others get nothing. Gotcha
Look guys it’s a box, it’s food. Please keep donating. The dents are on another level. Also if you are a detractor or on the fence about Phill, do not donate to him even if you think it’ll be funny.
People gave him all kinds of ideas for a goal because they're tired of seeing him eat food as a goal every week and his solution was to buy more food to eat. No shit people didn't support it.
The guy literally does not want to do anything except eat fast food, so he'll shoot down and concoct reasons why. Giveaways? Nope, that only rewards one person (Real reason, Phil doesn't want to spend money on anyone) Lobbies with people? Nope, trolls dood! (Real reason, Phil hates interacting with people) Sakura Box? Nope, the people who wanted that are trolls and don't want me to be successful. (Real reason, Phil only wants unhealthy fast food.) Legos? Can't do, it'll cut away at a stream. (Real reason, Phil is too lazy to try anything new). This is manipulative AF.
Does the dood not realize that just makes dood sound like the greedy cheap dood that the dood is? It's almost like the concepts of giving back to your community, it's the gesture that counts, and saying thank you with actions rather than lip service are foreign to Phil.
Watching support slowly drying up and eventually dry it will be so satisfying. Phil doing the mocking voice and the comment he won't cook for his wife because he's "working" is pathetic.
Dude is so stupid that he thinks him eating food rewards more people than giving away a literal prize. His logic is giving away a prize = one person gets a reward, eating food = everyone gets content. The reality is no one gets a reward when he eats food except him, so it's 0 people. If he gave something away at least 1 person would get something. You could argue a giveaway is ALSO content, so still does more than stuffing your face with generic "sweet / savoury / high quality flavour!" commentary.
Just a reminder to Dave that you made this goal system as a way to not pressure the dents to donate every day and hit the goal. He even said himself that at some point he won’t hit 10 goals in a week, or he might hit 10 goals multiple times in a week. It is evident that this regard expected to eat DoorDash every day on stream to keep the “streak” alive. That’s all that boils down to. He wishes to keep the vest streak going again because it strokes his ego.
Dood is seriously complaining about not getting more money, to eat a cake that a viewer apparently already paid for, on camera, because of an arbitrary "goals" number. He could 1. rollover donations toward the goal from previous streams, which would hit goals faster (but he won't, because he wants more) or 2. eat the damn cake without doing it on camera and shut up about it, which is preferable. He's literally upset acting like it was expected of his dents to supply all the money up front by a certain day, which is of course at the end of the month when the velcro wallet SSI checks run dry.
“I thought about how by getting these snack boxes, I can eat a new snack out of the box live everytime we reach a reward tier! .” What a great reward! Every time a goal tier is met Phil will stuff his bloated face with candy!
He's the only one who benefits from eating and it's disgusting when he does it. At least with a giveaway someone besides him benefits. It's one or many people who should benefit not him and him alone. Also the fact he thinks watching him eat is a reward and something his supporters want while ignoring what his supporters actually want is so narcissistic, dictatorship like and how a cult leader and someone's who's controlling would act.
He only wants to reward himself. His dents hit the goal, he allows them to watch him eat fast food. He has no idea how a live draw works - where everyone hopes they can win. But the main issue with a draw is - he has to give something away, and that's just not something he can do. He'll never get it. Watching him eat is simply NOT a reward.
1. He only gave his games away to GameStop. And the fans got the empty boxes only whenever his game case stand got full every other month. 2. He gave away Panda Lees old PS4 when he bought her a new one. Or when she moved in I can't remember exactly.
"Everything has been going great this year! I'm not complaining!" During the middle of a 45 minute rant about grown adults not wanting to be rewarded by watching a +40 year old man eat a piece of chocolate for over $1000.
Remember that time reviewbrah demanded $1500 to make a video of him eating a beef and bean burrito from taco bell? Remember when random dude reviewing fast food in his car demanded $1500 or else he's gonna throw a fan donated bigmac in the trash?
Phill says he doesn't want to reward 1 person but he is already doing that. Phill only rewards himself. 1 person
Just like as exemplified in his most famous moment. 🤣
How dare you Sir …no one works harder than DSP … 6 days a week Guises …. Hardest working you tuber … continuing to create positive and meaningful cantenttttttt … how is that not a reward for all the lucky viewers ..
The "reward" benefits two people..It benefits him and his wife.
That's not true, he also rewards the people that Jack off to him eating😂
Khet finally put her hoof down. She ain't playing with snacks. She wants full MEALS that she doesn't have to share.
He doesn't seem to want to include the fact he gave away empty boxes...
He retconned it a few days ago and went berserk on chat for suggesting he ever did it.
His logic is flawed. Doing a giveaway would only benefit one person. Same with eating food. It benefits one person only. Him.
That's not true. It benefits two people. Him and his wife. She's a silent part of this
You’re not a genius like piggy you don’t understand dooood
Yall wrong as hell we hit the goal so we can try the candy together for us.
“I don’t know why I let the trolls get to me” - Another Phil slip like the Gin in his cup.
I like how he does that 'whiny bitchy' voice when he simulates being his supporters. Very telling of his perception of the people that unironically follow him.
He keeps bringing up he "Gave Away" a PS4. I don't remember that at all and I can't find any proof of it on the Internet. Also, does he realize that only his wife and himself are the only ones who really get anything out of DSP tries it ??
He's NEVER given away anything tangible unless there is BIG $$$ attached to the transaction like his busted figures and loot box shit over the years!
He gave away a PS4... Pandas PS4. Not his. When she moved in he told hey she can play his then gave away hers and never let her use his. The video exists but it's mostly lost media, unless you can find an archive of his original datksydephil channel and stuff that was from justin-tv days
And even if he did. That's just 400 bucks from a guy who's earned MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS by sucking at videogames, and scamming lonely people.
And that was 12 years ago.
@@bogartwilleyWait, so it's not even a new PS4!!? That's not as low as the empty game cases, but it still so low. This guy, man...
@J.A.Z-TheMortal twas a used, kinda stolen-style PS4 it was hmmm yesh yesh
Just hit me: He’s a one man telethon. I’d love to see that meme: his head on Jerry Lewis’s body, phones ringing behind them, or not….
Bahaha this was the first thing I thought when I began watching him. I was legitimately confused as to why a streamer was running a charity telethon all for himself, I couldn't believe he was serious.
His chat told him they didn't want to pay him to eat food so he gaslit them and declared his audience had a great idea to pay him to eat candy. Now he's mad they won't pay him to eat candy so his audience want him to eat food because it was the trolls who wanted him to eat candy. The key part is that Phil decided everything and ignored the bit where his audience didn't want to pay him to eat food.
It's like a crack head asking for change
Phil should giveway a gym membership to his wife
More like a doctors appointment for Liposuction.
The funny thing is if Phil was actually gonna go-to the gym, I wouldn't be surprised if the trolls would actually pay for it
@@bogartwilleyonly dents pay Phil. There is a few dented detractors that might
If he had a spine he would give one to PPP for calling Kat fat. But hes a failure of a man and husband.
Ooof
It's not your chat's responsibility to come up with ideas. Also, the whole "only one person benefits from your idea" is ironic seeing as how he only wants to be the one person to enjoy. He hates his chat and it shows more everyday.
He doesn't have a creative bone in his slimy body! The definition of lazy content creator is DSP
End of the month and 'support' has tanked. Wonder why that is... It's almost like certain types of people get paid once at the beginning of the month
He could host a fighting game tournament and winner gets a 50.00 gift card. Same as the money he spends on door dash. But he never would. He has to fill up his and his horses fat stomachs
This is coming from the dude who put a paywall on naming his Pokemon. If he was actually a business man like he claims he would of slapped a 5 dollar naming fee instead of the stupid outlandish 25 dollar naming fee he did. He just wants MUNEE if he has to spend it on anything other than himself its a net loss in his eyes even if him spending money on someone else would later benefit him in the long run. He CANT host a tournament droob the DETRACTORS will ruin it. So instead of using his brain to think of a better way of implementing the tournament to specifically his viewers he would rather write it off instead of having that chance of growth with his viewers.
He won't do it because it doesn't benefit him. He just loses money. Lol hes got a business degree lol
He really doesn't see how him eating is just for him wow. XD
His excuse for no giveaways has made us dumber just for listening to it
Wait, the dood just talked shit about peoe saying they don't like the rewards, but then said the momentum slowed because people don't like the rewards? Say what? This freaking dood and the mental floor routine done is wild.
Pisses me right off the way he pronounces 'want' as 'wah'.
Oh my god same. It's awful. The constant ummms too.
Jesus. How many times can he say "right?" "Alright?" "Positive"... This shit actually gets on my nerves. RIGHT?? RIGHT??
Ok? Correyyect? Ya see? Alright? Right?
Alright?
Who is Phil trying to convince when he calls himself a "successful kahn-tent creator"?
Himself, obviously.
Himself
Where was this energy when PPP confronted him about his greedy grift?
He looks like an evil overlord in that weird shirt.
Really accentuates those man titties he's cultivating.
I love how when Phil’s fans ask for something he doesn’t want to do. He calls them the “vocal minority.”
And then uses the “silent majority.” Excuse to do what he wants and say “everybody wanted me to do this! People begged me to eat fast food as a reward for $2,000”
"You eating food is a reward for you, not us." I mean, it's true. The cope aside, his goals are low effort. And his one PS4 giveaway years ago doesn't change that.
How does he not understand that eating junk food is the same as eating snacks……..
The man is delusional 😂
He just chooses what reality is based on what is convenient to him
“Why would you want your reward to be donating gift cards to ONE PERSON! So only one person will benefit.” Yea and Phil wants the one person to benefit to be him! Phil’s reward could be to play online with fans like JAYDE who had been DESPERATELY pleading with Phil for years to play online with him.
He could, but i bet he would shoot the idea down for some reason
@cg-vt2ng he constantly shoots that one down. Says he'd be invaded by trolls and stream snipers and it would be ruined.
I feel bad for that guy fr
Let’s be honest skipping some fast food would be good for Phil and his horse🐴
Watch, when the fast food comes back, so do anonymous tips. He will do anything to get back to eating fast food every week.
The reason his tips are low is because ICS has been MIA for the most part. Along with OIC. Not because of these “rewards”
The reason his tips are low is because ICS has been MIA for the most part. Along with OIC. Not because of these “rewards”
@@stkjuiceoic is ics. He is all 3 letter names. Thats how he lets Phil know it’s him on sock accounts
@@stkjuiceHe’ll be back next week. And of course Dave will equate that with the dents supporting fast food rather than the disability checks hit their wallet.
It is a reward for him because he literally refuses any other option as a reward.
I can't wait to benefit from Phil eating an entire cake
Ok so by that logic it is better for him to do a fundraiser and stream himself living in a mansion paid with other people's money, rather than give 12 separate houses to the homeless, because millions of people can enjoy and be satisfied by watch him live in luxury, while others get nothing. Gotcha
Eating fast food while begging to hit the goal is a reward for everyone😂
"Shes hungry" everyone with sense... " you dont say"
Maybe we could suggest a live moob measuring as a goal? Something we could all enjoy.
Look guys it’s a box, it’s food. Please keep donating.
The dents are on another level.
Also if you are a detractor or on the fence about Phill, do not donate to him even if you think it’ll be funny.
People gave him all kinds of ideas for a goal because they're tired of seeing him eat food as a goal every week and his solution was to buy more food to eat. No shit people didn't support it.
Can we bring back the Muh Bills intro? It really sets the tone. Right?
Its robust & meaningful 😂
SuperBanChan real quiet on Kick today.
Instant reward for pig roach😂😂😂😂😂 3:11
The guy literally does not want to do anything except eat fast food, so he'll shoot down and concoct reasons why.
Giveaways? Nope, that only rewards one person (Real reason, Phil doesn't want to spend money on anyone)
Lobbies with people? Nope, trolls dood! (Real reason, Phil hates interacting with people)
Sakura Box? Nope, the people who wanted that are trolls and don't want me to be successful. (Real reason, Phil only wants unhealthy fast food.)
Legos? Can't do, it'll cut away at a stream. (Real reason, Phil is too lazy to try anything new).
This is manipulative AF.
The 2025 Pigroach Show is the gift that keeps on giving... very cool... snort!
Kat must have gotten mad because they're aren't eating fast food every weekend. Lol she's hungry. I bet she is
Phil: I'm not like Chris Chan!
Also Phil: if you guys wanna see me play with legos you have to tell me!
Does the dood not realize that just makes dood sound like the greedy cheap dood that the dood is? It's almost like the concepts of giving back to your community, it's the gesture that counts, and saying thank you with actions rather than lip service are foreign to Phil.
The foundation is crumbling
DSP: Im not a lolcow
Also DSP: Ive got these treat boxes here
Watching support slowly drying up and eventually dry it will be so satisfying.
Phil doing the mocking voice and the comment he won't cook for his wife because he's "working" is pathetic.
Doesn't he already take sips of gin everyday from his "coffee" mug? Or am I tripping
Doesn’t he talk about this shit every single stream?
Greedy Phill can't do a give-away. That's money he can't spend on gotcha games.
Dude is so stupid that he thinks him eating food rewards more people than giving away a literal prize.
His logic is giving away a prize = one person gets a reward, eating food = everyone gets content.
The reality is no one gets a reward when he eats food except him, so it's 0 people. If he gave something away at least 1 person would get something.
You could argue a giveaway is ALSO content, so still does more than stuffing your face with generic "sweet / savoury / high quality flavour!" commentary.
Phil should just ask his whales what they want. That’s what he’s basically saying
Aaah there it is. The maid whale got mad because she doesn't get fed if he nibbles on snacks. Gotta go back to DSP feeds the orca
The excuse that he can’t cook for his wife is so funny. Divorce arc is going to be immaculate.
Just a reminder to Dave that you made this goal system as a way to not pressure the dents to donate every day and hit the goal. He even said himself that at some point he won’t hit 10 goals in a week, or he might hit 10 goals multiple times in a week.
It is evident that this regard expected to eat DoorDash every day on stream to keep the “streak” alive. That’s all that boils down to. He wishes to keep the vest streak going again because it strokes his ego.
i made an account on kick, followed the piglord and now when i'm catching him live i am banned.
man the paranoia on this guy.
Phil could tell his supporters that he will eat one tootsie-roll for $300 and those idiots would shower him with money. They're so damn easy.
How does DoorDash benifits us?
LOL “SHES HOME BEFORE ME” LOL
put the fries in the bag, phil.. extra napkins and ketchup too bud
Dood is seriously complaining about not getting more money, to eat a cake that a viewer apparently already paid for, on camera, because of an arbitrary "goals" number. He could 1. rollover donations toward the goal from previous streams, which would hit goals faster (but he won't, because he wants more) or 2. eat the damn cake without doing it on camera and shut up about it, which is preferable.
He's literally upset acting like it was expected of his dents to supply all the money up front by a certain day, which is of course at the end of the month when the velcro wallet SSI checks run dry.
The box of candies was a great idea, until suddenly it wasnt anymore... What?
TLDR
me-yes
you-no
leave it to dsp to sit there whining about people whining. All he does is complain and get mad that his viewers mirror his attitude
He's getting even MORE lights!?! Wtf is wrong with him
RGB obsession
´Tism.
“I thought about how by getting these snack boxes, I can eat a new snack out of the box live everytime we reach a reward tier! .”
What a great reward! Every time a goal tier is met Phil will stuff his bloated face with candy!
Successful, happy, and/or content people don't have to constantly tell themselves and others how successful, happy, and/or content they are.
Phil treating his audience viewers like if they are in kindergarten lmao 💀
i can only imagine the traffic from the bedroom to your airy studio must be a nightmare
He's the only one who benefits from eating and it's disgusting when he does it. At least with a giveaway someone besides him benefits. It's one or many people who should benefit not him and him alone. Also the fact he thinks watching him eat is a reward and something his supporters want while ignoring what his supporters actually want is so narcissistic, dictatorship like and how a cult leader and someone's who's controlling would act.
He only wants to reward himself. His dents hit the goal, he allows them to watch him eat fast food. He has no idea how a live draw works - where everyone hopes they can win. But the main issue with a draw is - he has to give something away, and that's just not something he can do. He'll never get it. Watching him eat is simply NOT a reward.
Lmao “ she’s honggrrryy”
Just because you say you’re not a lolcow doesn’t mean it’s true. Hes literally embracing what a lolcow is lmao
Give Kat the Sakura box since that's the closest she'll ever get to Japan.
Give away!? GIVE…AWAY? don’t make king laugh
1. He only gave his games away to GameStop. And the fans got the empty boxes only whenever his game case stand got full every other month.
2. He gave away Panda Lees old PS4 when he bought her a new one. Or when she moved in I can't remember exactly.
he wants to feed his gout with fast food soooooooo bad
“If I do a giveaway only one dent gets something. This is more fair SNORT because nobody gets anything.
who? misses Devouring with the king
Gorging with the pig
As usual, no self awareness. Its truly incredible.
Empty boxes 2 cameras. What. What do you guys want
That collar. WTF
"No I'm not doing give aways it's incredibly selfish, I'm here telling you I want $4500 to eat a box of $20 snacks. Moron."
Screw everybody! But me.
The level of delusion is insane
"Everything has been going great this year! I'm not complaining!"
During the middle of a 45 minute rant about grown adults not wanting to be rewarded by watching a +40 year old man eat a piece of chocolate for over $1000.
he's getting really nasty without the whales lol, crashing out
I remember now why i stopped watching this crap. He is so miserable and stuck up.
It’s sAkura, you bobble head, not sakUra. Same as YA-kuza and not ya-KU-za. This guy is so ignorant, it’s actually offensive
He will eat 1 skittle per goal. Enjoy Dents!!!
His chat thinks hes gonna be on lolcow queens lol
Him disgustingly eating food is not a reward
Was Perry the white not shamed out of supporting Phil when he showed off the Philamania shirt?
Pill, moving the goal posts again, what a surprise.
Phil is like I’m not like king cobra your right king cobra is better than you.
Remember that time reviewbrah demanded $1500 to make a video of him eating a beef and bean burrito from taco bell?
Remember when random dude reviewing fast food in his car demanded $1500 or else he's gonna throw a fan donated bigmac in the trash?
why does Phil repeat himself so often in such a regarded manner? it couldn’t be because he has tism? HYPERFOCUS HYPERFOCUS HYPERFOCUS
The momentum died because he decided not to eat Arby's. Has nothing to do with his personality at all, guys
woah this is unhinged
It’s cause Kat doesn’t get to share, therefore it’s not a reward
There’s no subjectivity to this. Phil is objectively greedy and has scammed his audience several times