DayZ Is A Very Unlucky Video Game
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2024
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FragDempsey embarks on another epic dayz adventure on the new map, Bitterroot. Bitterroot is an America inspired map. Which means that they are lots of guns, bobcats, and compasses everywhere. But most importantly, it is extremely easy to get sick. Watch as I spend many hours running around in DayZ constantly coughing and sneezing because I could not find any medicine after searching like 50 hospitals and taking heaps of pills. I also get up to a bit of trolling, tying many players up and badgering them about what their favorite episodes of Epic Rap Battles Of History is. Sadly, dayz players do not seem to know what epic rap battles of history is. Which is very sad, I think they should watch it sometime and bring some joy into their life. My personal favorite is Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney. YOU GOT THE MOMMA JEANS, AND THE MR FANTASTIC FACE. Sorry lol okay lets see ummmmmm dayz 3000 hour veteran dayz namalsk dayz funny moments dayz fail dayz funny dayz bitterroot. I think that is enough keywords. Oh yeah wait dayz new map dayz 2023 dayz update dayz sick dayz how to cure sickness. Okay now thats enough, thanks for coming.
THIS VIDEO WAS RECORDED ON THE BRAND NEW BITTERROOT MODDED MAP
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Truly the DayZ experience, spend 50% of your time playing, dying from a sickness, spend the other 50% running across the map looking for meds for said sickness
Best game there ever was
@@FragDempsey damn straight
Nobody is gonna believe me but yesterday me and my friend were out looting, i had a shotgun and a rifle with low ammo and my friend had a rifle and pistol, we were standing still and giving eachother food and drink but I got sniped/shot by some dude hiding in a bush and went unconscious, my friend got sniped to the head. I woke up and charged the dude, shotgunned him and knocked him out then finished him. I opened him up and found so much good shit, night vision, aks, ammo, food. I sent the picture of the loot to my friend and we were very happy. A few seconds later a missile or mortar hit and gas went everywhere and I fucking died. Turns out I was in a dynamic contamination zone
@@shrekzooka1 Certified DayZ moment
May not be worth anything at this point, but in the future it'd be best to quickly stow as much loot as possible in 5-10 seconds and then log out. You'll be able to log out with just a cut or two and no irreversible infections. Wait 35 minutes or so (for gas to dissipate) and log back in, then you're all good. May lose the loot you didn't pick up, but will survive with what you have and be able to loot anything that doesn't de-spawn after the half hour. @@shrekzooka1
its hard work being a compass salesman
This man needs more support
i agree! more views!!!!!
Onb sick youtuber mad funny
Fr man your content is awesome, brings me back to the good days of TH-cam.
@@highway2heckjust discovered the channel yesterday been binging 😂
The erb " you got the moma jeans" got me good
AND THE MR FANTASTIC FACE
😂
EASILY the funniest Dayz tuber.
Love your content. Don’t ever change!
watch smoke
Yeah the iron sights for the grenade launcher is zeroed at 25 meters, so bullet actually goes significantly above the sight for 25m
The moments you really need to find a medicine and you can't is really relatable man
Those times you are completely fine, you got shit ton of them
You dont need medicine, you need to learn how to not get sick. You have griefers running around, looking for kills, raiding bases, taking on players with full kevlar and helmet. How are you going to make it when you are still sweating about that flu you caught? You need full belly and full health always, and spare bag of your own blood. Otherwise your next player encounter will probably be your last one. Stop eating with bloody hands and get a fire going after rain. Illness is a noobs plight in dayz.
Holy shit I forgot about nice Peter and epic rap battles thank you for bringing back a epic memory 😂
always in our hearts, never forget erb
@@FragDempsey can’t forget picture songs as well 😂😂😂 like yum yum yum yum babies. Classic, thank you for the reminder! Hope maybe we can run together on dayz! Take care
you yelling “BARACK OBAMA” had me struggling not laugh in class lmao
Bro you a legend and this stuff is pure gold. Keep going I hope you'll get your famous one day!)
Just found this channel man and I love it. Much more enjoyable than two hour dayz movies.
I woke my kid up from a nap laughing at the ERBH part. I completely forgot they existed. But I sang the barrack vs Romney one soon as you said it.
Hey people, just a heads up. The shotgun wasnt working because of a bug that makes buckshot only shoot one pellet, which isn't even enough to bring someone to yellow health point blank, given that it somehow actually hits.
Found this on my fyp, started relatively fun but quickly turned into an autistic fever dream. I LOVE IT subbed
This video got unemployment down “below” 8%
Obama approved!
Imagine having 2 minutes to line your shot and missing a stationary target 6 meters away with a shotgun then getting whooped by a compass salesman.
Another super epic gameplay video from mr feet oh goodie
THANK Y'ALL FOR 10K SUBS
Doing a celebration 10 hour stream tomorrow here on TH-cam, starting at 1:00 PM EST. Be there or I will take your mama jeans
could you please tell me what server that is because every sever is empty
@@goodmemes6358 This server is down now, it was a limited bitterroot playtest but he's putting it back up on the 25th
@@FragDempsey thank you very mutch
The new bugatti bit actually fuckin killed me lmao
I WOKE UP IN A NEW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
The peter griffin part made me laugh so hard I damn near sharted myself.
I just discovered your channel yesterday and I been binge watching your videos they’re hilarious 😂 it’s crazy how many uncultured swine don’t know epic rap battles of history
I’ve only been playing for about a month I don’t really watch dayz content like that but this ish cracks me up sm
This video is dope ahah
Starting a compasses business is a great opportunity in DayZ 😂
That goat and little riding hood movie omg, i havent seen or even thought about that movie in ages. Brings back so many memories ahahaha
The Minecraft sound of the guy that was teleporting😂😂😂😂 that was great
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WHEN I APPLY MY BATTLE THEORY
Bro the oblivion music was hilarious, it actually sounded like the convo could’ve been from the game lmao
😂😂 the mountain lion encounter killed me
and it almost killed me also
@@FragDempsey 🤣🤣 thanks for the great content!
9:18 the next seconds made me lough like 10 minutes
Just found ur channel new sub your contents funny asf this is peak dayz gaming😂
First video I watch from you. Holy cow this is content
You are one of the most funny as hell dayz youtubers 😂😃!!!!
tbh this is one of the few channels i dont regret subbing
Man, your videos are hilarious. Keep up the good work.😂
Bro you're so underated i laughed my ass off watching this vid
Damn man, youre really witty I gotta say. Keep up the spirit and you shall reach the promised land good ser
That was the perfect dayz experience, a ton of guns fights, shotgun to the chest doesn’t kill a zombie, movie almost kills you with jank overdose, shoot zombie In head, zombie still doesn’t die, glitch through the map and almost die, proceed to lightly jog for 3/4ths of eternity.
That ending was nothing but perfect lmaoo
That looks like a "No Refunds" moment
That skyrim music gets me every time
“Oh god damn I’m up against a bandit”
Song of the century
this is your best work yet (i am covered in compass)
6:06 "i disagree" i feel that buddy
a single dude coughing on him while he was selling compasses ended up causing him to run hundreds of miles in search for meds, crazy
Your DayZ content is in its own league compared to most other creators 😊
they just need to watch epic rap battles of history obviously!
OBVIOUSLY ✨️🤦✨️
Sometimes people just need a screwdriver instead of a compass. 😎👍 keep the vids coming please.
XD. The red dead redemption house building song fits this so well
That was so much fun watching. Cant stop laughing 😂
This feels like if Smii7y became a DayZ TH-camr. And I mean this as a huge compliment!
Just as you got cured at that military base, you get killed lol. Reason 59 why I love DayZ
EPIC RAP BATTOLS OF HISTORY!!!!!!
FRAAAAGDEMPSEEEEEY
VERSUS
WEIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS
BEGIN!
i win every time, epic not fat moment
fat: oh god damn im up against fragdempsey@@FragDempsey
These videos are comedy gold😂
holy poop i freaking love dayz you tubers!
holy poop lois!
Just as nolan intended, peak cinema
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Had I been assigned the task to recite any ERB video, ESPICALLY THE OBAMA MITT ROMNEY ONE, I would've proved to be a true american.
The ERB shit had me HOWLING
the zoomer sound effects get me lmao love this shit
i found the youtuber with my exact sense of humor
i love funny meme family guy
When you're sick, you can still eat, you just need to nibble. Listen for two crunch sounds, then stop. Wait for the arrows to stop going up, then repeat. Works the same with water =) Also, if you'd just max your stats at the start, full water (not white, full white, no piece missing) and food, you wouldn't get sick in the first place =)
just found your channel, i need to to sub immediately, great video
I loved this thanks for making me laugh
Just found this guys TH-cam channel by accident and i gotta say its fucking awesome. Keep up the Memes dude🤣
"YOU GOT THE MOMMA JEANS!" 🗣🗣🗣
you are now my dayz content creator *muack*
Just an honest black compass saleman trying to save for medical school
I can't believe that many people didn't know any songs from epicrapbattlesofhistory, lol.
Dude dropping in on them with Steve Jobs ERBH and murdering them both is wild
the momma jeans go hard asf
“You miss that”? 😂
My first time watching you I love you man you are truly amazing
Why am I still sick???
The same water bottle you have from second house after you spawn 👁️👄👁️
Best video TH-cam has recommended me 10/10
Great stuff. Keep it coming. 💯
dayz rap battle, only the true OGs know this one
Walk with me🏃♂️➡️ Walk with me🏃♂️
Damn I wish I had of run into you at some point, I’ve just recently binged most of the erb again I could have just about recited the whole elvis vs Michael Jackson
Did you play the bully background music? Bro this man is a true legend
2:29 its the shotgun buckshot bug, its not dealing the entire damage, just the damage of one pellet, the damage isn't stacking.
You’ve got the momma jeans
I want mama jean
this is underrated asf
You got the mommy jeans
AND THE MR FANTASTIC FACE
This was pretty good ngl
Those are some big bobcats
What about the DayZ saga song ❤ I love all the song choices in this lol brining back so much
Most random shit I ever watched today and I love it 😎
Your funny as fuck man,laughed my ass off.
This video feels like eating sugar with a spoon.
He does it again
oh my god zack ko! you're on my shirt!
@@FragDempsey 😭😂🤓👀
You got the momma jeans
Key to surving in dayz is to never male two mistakes in a row, you can usually survive making one mistake with a bit of luck, if you eat with bloody hands you will get sick, thats a mistake, you can usually survive it if you eat your food in small bites and not all at once. But if you eat it all at once and puke again, you are probably going to starve. You can mistake of lighting a fire in a city during the night and survive by laying down. But if you stay there sitting with your head visible through window, there is a good chance you will get popped. If you are in a gas zone without gas gear, thats your first mistake, if you are in a gas zone and hear the artillery in distance and dont immediately bolt out of there thats your second, next thing you know, a gas grenade falls right on your face and before you can run away you already have gas poisoning. You get the idea. Every run that i died i could trace back to at least 2 bad decisions.
Is this the first video of his channel I seen? Yeah. Did I sub? Yeah
Okay this is epic
the houses around hospitals also have med loot
I honestly forgot about Little Red fighting Hood.
The ending haha
1:00 literally sent me😂
Another banger Dempsey😤
I aim to please thats me
One of my favorite youtuber
Just found this channel i will keep it
If some dude smoked me when I was fully heated while blaring epic rap battles of history I would think it’s time to uninstall. No doubt I’d be impressed but I’d never reach that level of trolling
hahaha I've been wondering what those guys could have been thinking
i was the guy at the start of this vid so glad a buddy found it and was like "this sounds like you"