Truly the DayZ experience, spend 50% of your time playing, dying from a sickness, spend the other 50% running across the map looking for meds for said sickness
Nobody is gonna believe me but yesterday me and my friend were out looting, i had a shotgun and a rifle with low ammo and my friend had a rifle and pistol, we were standing still and giving eachother food and drink but I got sniped/shot by some dude hiding in a bush and went unconscious, my friend got sniped to the head. I woke up and charged the dude, shotgunned him and knocked him out then finished him. I opened him up and found so much good shit, night vision, aks, ammo, food. I sent the picture of the loot to my friend and we were very happy. A few seconds later a missile or mortar hit and gas went everywhere and I fucking died. Turns out I was in a dynamic contamination zone
May not be worth anything at this point, but in the future it'd be best to quickly stow as much loot as possible in 5-10 seconds and then log out. You'll be able to log out with just a cut or two and no irreversible infections. Wait 35 minutes or so (for gas to dissipate) and log back in, then you're all good. May lose the loot you didn't pick up, but will survive with what you have and be able to loot anything that doesn't de-spawn after the half hour. @@shrekzooka1
You dont need medicine, you need to learn how to not get sick. You have griefers running around, looking for kills, raiding bases, taking on players with full kevlar and helmet. How are you going to make it when you are still sweating about that flu you caught? You need full belly and full health always, and spare bag of your own blood. Otherwise your next player encounter will probably be your last one. Stop eating with bloody hands and get a fire going after rain. Illness is a noobs plight in dayz.
@@FragDempsey can’t forget picture songs as well 😂😂😂 like yum yum yum yum babies. Classic, thank you for the reminder! Hope maybe we can run together on dayz! Take care
Hey people, just a heads up. The shotgun wasnt working because of a bug that makes buckshot only shoot one pellet, which isn't even enough to bring someone to yellow health point blank, given that it somehow actually hits.
I just discovered your channel yesterday and I been binge watching your videos they’re hilarious 😂 it’s crazy how many uncultured swine don’t know epic rap battles of history I’ve only been playing for about a month I don’t really watch dayz content like that but this ish cracks me up sm
That was the perfect dayz experience, a ton of guns fights, shotgun to the chest doesn’t kill a zombie, movie almost kills you with jank overdose, shoot zombie In head, zombie still doesn’t die, glitch through the map and almost die, proceed to lightly jog for 3/4ths of eternity.
If some dude smoked me when I was fully heated while blaring epic rap battles of history I would think it’s time to uninstall. No doubt I’d be impressed but I’d never reach that level of trolling
Key to surving in dayz is to never male two mistakes in a row, you can usually survive making one mistake with a bit of luck, if you eat with bloody hands you will get sick, thats a mistake, you can usually survive it if you eat your food in small bites and not all at once. But if you eat it all at once and puke again, you are probably going to starve. You can mistake of lighting a fire in a city during the night and survive by laying down. But if you stay there sitting with your head visible through window, there is a good chance you will get popped. If you are in a gas zone without gas gear, thats your first mistake, if you are in a gas zone and hear the artillery in distance and dont immediately bolt out of there thats your second, next thing you know, a gas grenade falls right on your face and before you can run away you already have gas poisoning. You get the idea. Every run that i died i could trace back to at least 2 bad decisions.
Truly the DayZ experience, spend 50% of your time playing, dying from a sickness, spend the other 50% running across the map looking for meds for said sickness
Best game there ever was
@@FragDempsey damn straight
Nobody is gonna believe me but yesterday me and my friend were out looting, i had a shotgun and a rifle with low ammo and my friend had a rifle and pistol, we were standing still and giving eachother food and drink but I got sniped/shot by some dude hiding in a bush and went unconscious, my friend got sniped to the head. I woke up and charged the dude, shotgunned him and knocked him out then finished him. I opened him up and found so much good shit, night vision, aks, ammo, food. I sent the picture of the loot to my friend and we were very happy. A few seconds later a missile or mortar hit and gas went everywhere and I fucking died. Turns out I was in a dynamic contamination zone
@@shrekzooka1 Certified DayZ moment
May not be worth anything at this point, but in the future it'd be best to quickly stow as much loot as possible in 5-10 seconds and then log out. You'll be able to log out with just a cut or two and no irreversible infections. Wait 35 minutes or so (for gas to dissipate) and log back in, then you're all good. May lose the loot you didn't pick up, but will survive with what you have and be able to loot anything that doesn't de-spawn after the half hour. @@shrekzooka1
its hard work being a compass salesman
THANK Y'ALL FOR 10K SUBS
Doing a celebration 10 hour stream tomorrow here on TH-cam, starting at 1:00 PM EST. Be there or I will take your mama jeans
could you please tell me what server that is because every sever is empty
@@goodmemes6358 This server is down now, it was a limited bitterroot playtest but he's putting it back up on the 25th
@@FragDempsey thank you very mutch
The erb " you got the moma jeans" got me good
AND THE MR FANTASTIC FACE
😂
Yeah the iron sights for the grenade launcher is zeroed at 25 meters, so bullet actually goes significantly above the sight for 25m
EASILY the funniest Dayz tuber.
Love your content. Don’t ever change!
watch smoke
The moments you really need to find a medicine and you can't is really relatable man
Those times you are completely fine, you got shit ton of them
You dont need medicine, you need to learn how to not get sick. You have griefers running around, looking for kills, raiding bases, taking on players with full kevlar and helmet. How are you going to make it when you are still sweating about that flu you caught? You need full belly and full health always, and spare bag of your own blood. Otherwise your next player encounter will probably be your last one. Stop eating with bloody hands and get a fire going after rain. Illness is a noobs plight in dayz.
Holy shit I forgot about nice Peter and epic rap battles thank you for bringing back a epic memory 😂
always in our hearts, never forget erb
@@FragDempsey can’t forget picture songs as well 😂😂😂 like yum yum yum yum babies. Classic, thank you for the reminder! Hope maybe we can run together on dayz! Take care
you yelling “BARACK OBAMA” had me struggling not laugh in class lmao
Bro you a legend and this stuff is pure gold. Keep going I hope you'll get your famous one day!)
This video got unemployment down “below” 8%
Obama approved!
Hey people, just a heads up. The shotgun wasnt working because of a bug that makes buckshot only shoot one pellet, which isn't even enough to bring someone to yellow health point blank, given that it somehow actually hits.
Imagine having 2 minutes to line your shot and missing a stationary target 6 meters away with a shotgun then getting whooped by a compass salesman.
Just found this channel man and I love it. Much more enjoyable than two hour dayz movies.
The peter griffin part made me laugh so hard I damn near sharted myself.
a single dude coughing on him while he was selling compasses ended up causing him to run hundreds of miles in search for meds, crazy
Found this on my fyp, started relatively fun but quickly turned into an autistic fever dream. I LOVE IT subbed
I woke my kid up from a nap laughing at the ERBH part. I completely forgot they existed. But I sang the barrack vs Romney one soon as you said it.
I just discovered your channel yesterday and I been binge watching your videos they’re hilarious 😂 it’s crazy how many uncultured swine don’t know epic rap battles of history
I’ve only been playing for about a month I don’t really watch dayz content like that but this ish cracks me up sm
First video I watch from you. Holy cow this is content
“Oh god damn I’m up against a bandit”
Song of the century
Another super epic gameplay video from mr feet oh goodie
6:06 "i disagree" i feel that buddy
That skyrim music gets me every time
i found the youtuber with my exact sense of humor
i love funny meme family guy
The Minecraft sound of the guy that was teleporting😂😂😂😂 that was great
The new bugatti bit actually fuckin killed me lmao
I WOKE UP IN A NEW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bro the oblivion music was hilarious, it actually sounded like the convo could’ve been from the game lmao
😂😂 the mountain lion encounter killed me
and it almost killed me also
@@FragDempsey 🤣🤣 thanks for the great content!
That was the perfect dayz experience, a ton of guns fights, shotgun to the chest doesn’t kill a zombie, movie almost kills you with jank overdose, shoot zombie In head, zombie still doesn’t die, glitch through the map and almost die, proceed to lightly jog for 3/4ths of eternity.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WHEN I APPLY MY BATTLE THEORY
That ending was nothing but perfect lmaoo
Your DayZ content is in its own league compared to most other creators 😊
they just need to watch epic rap battles of history obviously!
OBVIOUSLY ✨️🤦✨️
That goat and little riding hood movie omg, i havent seen or even thought about that movie in ages. Brings back so many memories ahahaha
Had I been assigned the task to recite any ERB video, ESPICALLY THE OBAMA MITT ROMNEY ONE, I would've proved to be a true american.
You are one of the most funny as hell dayz youtubers 😂😃!!!!
2:29 its the shotgun buckshot bug, its not dealing the entire damage, just the damage of one pellet, the damage isn't stacking.
That looks like a "No Refunds" moment
holy poop i freaking love dayz you tubers!
holy poop lois!
Just as nolan intended, peak cinema
this video is sponsored by Oppenheimer
This video is dope ahah
Starting a compasses business is a great opportunity in DayZ 😂
1:02 isn't this guy reacting to someone dying in The Walking Dead or am I crazy?
very close he is actually reacting to the death of brian griffin from the hit show family guy
@@FragDempsey THATS WHAT IT WAS. Thank you
tbh this is one of the few channels i dont regret subbing
this is your best work yet (i am covered in compass)
EPIC RAP BATTOLS OF HISTORY!!!!!!
FRAAAAGDEMPSEEEEEY
VERSUS
WEIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS
BEGIN!
i win every time, epic not fat moment
fat: oh god damn im up against fragdempsey@@FragDempsey
the zoomer sound effects get me lmao love this shit
Just an honest black compass saleman trying to save for medical school
XD. The red dead redemption house building song fits this so well
The ERB shit had me HOWLING
Damn man, youre really witty I gotta say. Keep up the spirit and you shall reach the promised land good ser
John blob🦶
please no
just found your channel, i need to to sub immediately, great video
Man, your videos are hilarious. Keep up the good work.😂
That was so much fun watching. Cant stop laughing 😂
you are now my dayz content creator *muack*
I can't believe that many people didn't know any songs from epicrapbattlesofhistory, lol.
Dude dropping in on them with Steve Jobs ERBH and murdering them both is wild
Just found ur channel new sub your contents funny asf this is peak dayz gaming😂
This feels like if Smii7y became a DayZ TH-camr. And I mean this as a huge compliment!
"YOU GOT THE MOMMA JEANS!" 🗣🗣🗣
Walk with me🏃♂️➡️ Walk with me🏃♂️
Just as you got cured at that military base, you get killed lol. Reason 59 why I love DayZ
dayz rap battle, only the true OGs know this one
Just found this guys TH-cam channel by accident and i gotta say its fucking awesome. Keep up the Memes dude🤣
Best video TH-cam has recommended me 10/10
Bro you're so underated i laughed my ass off watching this vid
Sometimes people just need a screwdriver instead of a compass. 😎👍 keep the vids coming please.
the momma jeans go hard asf
My first time watching you I love you man you are truly amazing
“You miss that”? 😂
i was the guy at the start of this vid so glad a buddy found it and was like "this sounds like you"
This video feels like eating sugar with a spoon.
Possibly the funniest person on this app
If some dude smoked me when I was fully heated while blaring epic rap battles of history I would think it’s time to uninstall. No doubt I’d be impressed but I’d never reach that level of trolling
hahaha I've been wondering what those guys could have been thinking
You got the mommy jeans
AND THE MR FANTASTIC FACE
I loved this thanks for making me laugh
Love ure vids bro❤😂
You’ve got the momma jeans
These videos are comedy gold😂
this is underrated asf
2:13 i bought this hiking simulator 4 days ago and knew he waws unconcious just look at the right arm pointing up
Is this the first video of his channel I seen? Yeah. Did I sub? Yeah
Okay this is epic
Another banger Dempsey😤
I aim to please thats me
the houses around hospitals also have med loot
Great stuff. Keep it coming. 💯
2:19 he woke up.
Why am I still sick???
The same water bottle you have from second house after you spawn 👁️👄👁️
1:00 literally sent me😂
5:40 what did he sayyyy?
Gamer word, funny enough I'm rewatching all his videos and this one went over my head lol.
I honestly forgot about Little Red fighting Hood.
Most random shit I ever watched today and I love it 😎
if you see any compasses, pick em up...
Absolutely 😆
Key to surving in dayz is to never male two mistakes in a row, you can usually survive making one mistake with a bit of luck, if you eat with bloody hands you will get sick, thats a mistake, you can usually survive it if you eat your food in small bites and not all at once. But if you eat it all at once and puke again, you are probably going to starve. You can mistake of lighting a fire in a city during the night and survive by laying down. But if you stay there sitting with your head visible through window, there is a good chance you will get popped. If you are in a gas zone without gas gear, thats your first mistake, if you are in a gas zone and hear the artillery in distance and dont immediately bolt out of there thats your second, next thing you know, a gas grenade falls right on your face and before you can run away you already have gas poisoning. You get the idea. Every run that i died i could trace back to at least 2 bad decisions.
This was pretty good ngl
You got the momma jeans
I set out on a journey to mix bleach in with water and put bottles everywhere at spawn
One of my favorite youtuber
Dude how did the meme at 4:55 arrived in America, that guy is from Rome tf
Those are some big bobcats
Dude called mountain lions bobcats