At this point, the whole "explosion only covers a persons face in dirt and messes up their hair instead of killing them" is so commonly used in comedies it should be considered a clichè.
The sword "fighting" on horseback at the beginning of the movie was so bad that when I watched this as a kid I actually thought they were just touching swords together as some sort of weird greeting I never heard of or something
@@elquetecontaba Too long...too noisy...too''Walt Disneyish...to colourfull...tooo narrative...the intro is usually the first casualty in the war agaist the sins, regardless of the motive. xDDD
Yeah a more "realistic" version I know none of this could happen but if they actually target the adults that remember the 90's then it would probably do better too.
being a nerd isnt a sin without albert Einstein we wouldn't have complex equations and the science we have today that gives us tv's and electricity.just saying
@@mloyd64 Homer is a fucking moron and him calling someone a nerd only shows how dumb he is. That's the joke most people seem to miss. It's making fun of the ignorant people who make fun of nerds lol
5:00 Donatello is the Best ninja turtle. He figured out time travel here, space travel in the comics, and parallel universe travel in the cartoon series . He darn near single handedly solves every major issue they ever face and I will die mad that more people dont appreciate him, lol. He could have his own spin off show with just him Doctor Who'ing it up out here and it would be character accurate.
Ya know, though, in traditional Japanese mythology, there are giant anthropomorphic turtle creatures. I think they're also part frog or something, so it's not outlandish that such things would be on a scroll.
I like when the villain fell into the sea it's almost as if he faded into the twilight zone. We heard the splash but we didn't see the body hit the water.
MegaSoulHero they sinned Labrynth? When? How? No seriously how you have to be high on all the drugs to try and understand that movie. Oh wait that explains the half sin stupidity.
I'm just gonna say it. Are you really shocked April isn't really shook by time travel. Shes best friends by 4 human sized teenage reptil's in eye mask's and there rat daddy.
TMNT 3 was not subtitled “Turtles In Time”... that was the Subtitle for the SNES and Arcade Game... yes, it’s on the DVD, but it wasn’t part of the original release as well part of the open credit title...
Joey Montgomery I had to look up Don King on google images and the second search prediction in the search bar was hair and I already knew I was gonna start laughing my ass off. Definitely wasn’t disappointed although the king in the movie was a lot whiter lol.
Back in the 90s Raiden was Rayden and Michelangelo was Michaelangelo. They're their localized proper-names, like how Hercules is Heracles depending on when and where people are telling the story. The Mortal Kombat creators ended up spelling it how they said it, for the first few games. They still pronounce it "Rayden" today, which is wrong for the "Raiden" spelling. But then he's also supposed to be "Raijin" from Japanese mythology, because his brother is "Fujin" not "Fuden." But he fights along with Chinese Monks. "Michaelangelo" with the "a" was printed in the comics and on toy boxes; which was fine when referring to the Turtle character and not the artist.
Sometimes it's all about the timing. I remembered being in the mood to watch a movie when I saw it in the 90's, and I loved it. I was even aware that it sucked but I still enjoyed it LOL
04:55 Producer: So it’s going to be near impossible for the Turtles to figure out how to travel back in time to save April? Writer: Actually, it’s going to be SUPER easy, barely an inconvenience.
Thank you for continuing to put out content. Being stuck at home with the entire house scrubbed to an immaculate level has left me needing more and more things to take my mind off all the awful things happening all over the world.
I guess I was just so excited to see the turtles using their weapons after the braindead decision they made with the second film, that I was able to overlook most of the flaws in this movie.
"Michaelangelo" was the correct spelling for the TMNT character when this movie was made. In the first issue of the original comic they misspelled it and then stuck with that spelling until the 2003 cartoon, when they changed it to match the spelling of his renaissance artist namesake.
4:01 This reminds me of a scene from the old 80's Turtles toon: Team looking through a time window into feudal Japan: Usagi Yojimbo: "Stand back villains or feel the wrath of my STEEL"! Raphael: "A medieval Samurai rabbit from feudal Japan, so naturally, he speaks ENGLISH"! LOL
To address the complaint about the lack of fighting action... I've read that after then first movie came out there was backlash from parents about the movie's 'dark & violent tones' so they dialed it down for the next 2 movies... in the second movie they almost never even use their weapons, only hand-to-hand combat... and in some countries they even went as far as to censor the 'illegal/banned weapons' like nunchaku and sais
5:17 here's the thing the scepter is proximity based meaning that whenever the scepter activated it will scan nearby people and swap them out but if there's no one near the scepter when it's activated it will at least not swap anyone but if there's multiple people the scepter will measure there weight and swap the people with the closest/most similar weight so even if Kenshin and April don't have the same weight they would've swapped regardless unless one or the other ran away from the scepter which they don't know yet
Alright, who else just wants to see a sin counter for Braveheart? After all these references to it, I want to see if my favorite movie racks up the sins. After all, no movie is without sin...
True story: they actually filmed this movie on the Oregon Coast, near where my family used to vacation. Nothing ruins the illusion to a six year old like seeing the lifeless animatronic head of a Turtle...
At whatever age I was, you couldn't tell me another installment of my favorite talking ninja turtles movie wasn't lit... we'd have to squabble on the playground
What a movie... I imagine the concept going like this “so guys... how do we too super shredder, rocksteady and bam bam?” Director “I’ve got it! Time travel! We can call it, turtles in time”
DreDre Aquaman True! And there’s a few instances where the film crew in the second movie mocks the censorship of the Turtles using their weapons. Two examples: one with the ninja sausages with Mikey yelling, “combat cold-cuts;” and the other one, Leo is holding his swords saying, “now you see them; now you don’t.”
I looked into it and apparently the reason for the reduced violence in this movie and Secret of The Ooze was that a lot of parents complained about the level of it in the first movie
Especially considering that the budget was more than the first movie & almost as much as the second! The Turtles here were on par with their appearances on The Next Mutation and Power Rangers In Space TV shows that had far fewer funds to work with! Henson’s death after Secret Of The Ooze is the main factor folks seem to point to as why the quality of the creature costumes were so awful, but that can’t be the only reason this movie looked so bad.
There's one scene in this movie that I wish was in this video, and it's when the Turtles are trying to ride horses, it's the best scene in the movie and I love it!
Well yeah. Lots of movies are, and as long as you enjoy it that's fine. Likewise recognizing flaws don't need to stop you enjoying something. Hence the number of cult classics that do so well
6:53 1st the reason why the turtles are going to the past are A splinter (there father and mentor) told them too and B there's a chance that kenshin told them about his father being a warmonger and the turtles were willing to help out and 2nd admittedly the movie doesn't make this clear but in order to use the scepter the user has be at the very least touching or being connected to the scepter or being really close to it meaning that if Kenshin use the scepter Kenshin would've been swapped to one of the soldiers pretty close to the honor guards
“I heard this in the commercial and I couldn’t believe it. It’s not even a joke that makes any kind of satirical sense. Was I expecting the Addams family? No I wasn’t, actually. In fact, the Addams family would be the last thing that comes to my mind when I see a ninja turtle” AVGN
@@Paulafan5 They really do. Also they made Don super creepy skinny and amped up the nerdiness to unbearable levels, and Ralph is fucking abusing steroids or something.
Dude, "Michaelangelo" was misspelled in the 80s when originally trademarking the Turtles, but it was too late to change it. That's why it's spelled the way it is, to follow the copyright. The Raiden/Rayden difference is similar. It was "Raiden" in the arcades, and "Rayden" for home consoles to circumvent a copyright for a "Raiden" game on home consoles. I guess I'm old enough to still remember that stuff.
Fun fact, samurai had been using guns since about the 13 century and even though the katakana is an iconic weapon of the samurai they had other weapons (also had multiple weapons on them most of the time), katakanas were too large to use properly so there was a smaller blade used for indoors fighting. Also samurai had access to weapons designed for piercing armour so tue shells would have no effect and there were actual ninjas active (assassinating) during this time period. And last but not least that wouldn't be the king he world be a warlord, and Japan never had a king or queen they had emperors and empress. Talk about bad research Im basically saying this film lacks any historical accuracy for the period as samurai specialised in verious melee and ranged weapons that were determined by the samurai's preference and skills, but they did get the foot soldiers right.
"Why do the Turtles need knee and elbow pads?" Gee, I don't know. They fight ninja clans, triceratop aliens, a talking brain creature from another dimension, mutants twice their size, a dangerous ninja clan leader who uses blades attached to his gloves who wishes to make turtle soup out of them, and let's not forget the normal criminals of the city who might get a lucky shot with a gun or a blunt weapon which can be repelled with the pads. But yeah, why would the turtles need protective wear?
It’s so odd. The First of this trilogy is actually one of my favorite movies to watch and suggest to filmmakers for both it’s pacing and the quality of filmmaking put into it. So much attention to details...and then somehow, this 3rd film...you know...exists 😂🤯
kosaba11 Even the second one had some dumb shit. I’m still raising an eyebrow over how they gave an “explanation” as to why Bebop and Rocksteady transformed the way they did. Animal ancestors??
@@galaxy_kitten95 I enjoyed how they posed less of a threat than the bastardized versions taken down by... a fire extinguisher, was it? And that's if you don't consider the Bay-versions the true inglourious bastards
@tyrone kinard The second one at the very least was fun. Not every movie has to be a masterpiece to be good. You people just don't know how to have fun.
It's not called "Turtles in Time". That was just an easy title used by fans over the years, which lead to Nickelodeon slapping it on the new DVD box art to hopefully dupe consumers. Only the arcade game and SNES port have that title.
This was just a fever dream that Michelangelo had from eating too much pizza. "...and then that Overlord dude was trapped in a giant bell, and then the English trader tried to shoot a cannon at us but hit the bell instead, and we made a reference to Don King. Maybe those mushrooms were causing me to trip, they did look a bit strange. So, any robbers to fight?"
There are certain people who's absence is immediately noticeable. Jim Henson is that man for this series. His genius can not be overstated. He is why the first movie became a classic and we try to pretend the next two didn't exist.
"Oh look, Don King."
Sin counter: *[fucking dies]*
This is the second time it's happened
I just came across that scene. Now *I'm* Fucking dying!
Rip in peace buddy
17:15
Michael 55 I was saying where it’s at and look up who the person is
Part one: Jim Henson made Splinter look like an actual sewer rat.
Part three: All Effects company makes Splinter look like Chuck E Cheese.
Dude I swear😂
seriously i wish kevin clash did splinters voice in pt 3 too
He also had a different voice actor. That’s a sin.
In the words of avgn: Splinter looks like roadkill
At this point, the whole "explosion only covers a persons face in dirt and messes up their hair instead of killing them" is so commonly used in comedies it should be considered a clichè.
It is considered a cliche
It started in Bugs Bunny cartoons.
"I'm beginning to think time travel is. . . .super easy. . . .. barely an inconvenience.
I thought the same thing when he said " super easy " lol
it's kinda overt
That sounds familiar
This comment is tight
Oh really?
The sword "fighting" on horseback at the beginning of the movie was so bad that when I watched this as a kid I actually thought they were just touching swords together as some sort of weird greeting I never heard of or something
Eminem
Play free music
😂😂😂😂😂
@Thor Odinson About what? You think I made up such a trivial memory from my childhood viewing of this movie?
"Your stupid joke made me laugh. Here's 14,000 sins."
*DING*
I thought it would have been funnier if after the overflow error it went to 255 or 65,535 sins or something instead of 14,000
Me after Cinema Sins gets an intro after criticizing studio intros in movie
"You've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
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''You either die a cinema sinner or you live long enough to see yourself become the villan...''
And he sins movies for doing what he does: make a pop culture refer-
*Ding*
He sins when the intro it's too long, not the intro itself
@@elquetecontaba Too long...too noisy...too''Walt Disneyish...to colourfull...tooo narrative...the intro is usually the first casualty in the war agaist the sins, regardless of the motive. xDDD
This movie needs a super gritty, realistic, brutally violent, R rated remake.
Can it come with a completely new plot?
Chad, Don No, I think a story about the Ninja Turtles being sent back to feudal Japan could be awesome if done right.
@@HurricaneDDragon Right, I gotcha... But not THIS movie's plot. Premise? Sure. Plot? Heavens no!
Yeah a more "realistic" version I know none of this could happen but if they actually target the adults that remember the 90's then it would probably do better too.
@@HurricaneDDragon This actually happened in the comics in the TMNT crossover with Usagi Yojimbo. It was brutal and violent.
I loved it.
Calling Donatello a nerd is a compliment
but a sin for being one
being a nerd isnt a sin without albert Einstein we wouldn't have complex equations and the science we have today that gives us tv's and electricity.just saying
Not if it's Homer telling you
@@mloyd64 Homer is a fucking moron and him calling someone a nerd only shows how dumb he is. That's the joke most people seem to miss. It's making fun of the ignorant people who make fun of nerds lol
@@shoken4421 nerd doesn't mean smart.
5:00 Donatello is the Best ninja turtle. He figured out time travel here, space travel in the comics, and parallel universe travel in the cartoon series . He darn near single handedly solves every major issue they ever face and I will die mad that more people dont appreciate him, lol. He could have his own spin off show with just him Doctor Who'ing it up out here and it would be character accurate.
So this movie nearly broke the sin counter.... And for that, it counts as a win
Vasto Tales also nearly broke Nostalgia Critic
Vasto Tales it says this was posted 13 hours ago, even though the video was made only 20 seconds ago
@@sparkydoggo8691 I just noticed that. Tf
@Vasto, haha, your comment says 13 hours ago with upload of video at 1 minute ago. Are you a witch? 😂
Time traveller
Ya know, though, in traditional Japanese mythology, there are giant anthropomorphic turtle creatures. I think they're also part frog or something, so it's not outlandish that such things would be on a scroll.
It's a Kappa.
When he said “super easy” my brain immediately said “barely an inconvenience” gotta get my channels straight. 😅
I swear for a second I was totally expecting him to finish that, 'barely an inconvience'!
So did i. They should totally have a collaboration of sorts
I said it out loud then got confused that my speakers stopped at "easy".
Yea yea yea.
Same
17:23 almost... ALMOST as good as the sin counter dying when The Rock kicked the torpedo.
What vid was that? Lol
@@abes5184 f8 of the furious
I like when the villain fell into the sea it's almost as if he faded into the twilight zone. We heard the splash but we didn't see the body hit the water.
yus like a bad cgi scene lol
Cinemasins: “I am inevitable.”
Donatello: “Oh look, Don King.”
CinemaSins : "Figuring out time travel is SUPER easy..."
Me : "... Barely an inconvenience!!" ^^
*hits desk*
Thank you!
Wowowowow wow
My sisters butthole is tight!
tasty britches I’m going to need you to get ALL the way off her back.
Doctor Cthulhu well ok then!
"Oh look, Don King".
Sin counter zeros out. (Cue laugh). System reboots to add over 14,000 sins.
F**king Windows.
correction... F**king Windows 98...
Has anyone ever seen a half-sin awarded before? That's a first for me.
He did it for the Labyrinth.
MegaSoulHero they sinned Labrynth? When? How? No seriously how you have to be high on all the drugs to try and understand that movie. Oh wait that explains the half sin stupidity.
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It was a first for me to scene making the sin counter go all the way down even if it was only temporary
I’m not sure what you were laughing at. The guy, or the fact you took away all sins, only to give 15,000 more.😂
I love it whenever the Narrator looses his shit. It's especially funny cause he's normally calm or bored!
I'm just gonna say it. Are you really shocked April isn't really shook by time travel. Shes best friends by 4 human sized teenage reptil's in eye mask's and there rat daddy.
True
Rat Daddy. 😂🤣
@@droman608
PIMP RAT DADDY
👓🐀
Turtle 1: "Ahaio wasabi."
Turtle 2: "Hello mustard?"
Me: Bad translation. *DING!* 😀
*Ohaiyo or おはいよ
@@LuinTathren I'm happy to get the spelling *almost* right. Especially since Japanese isn't my strong point. 🙂
@@BennyLlama39I'm glad I could help! ☺️
@@LuinTathren Close, Ohayō (おはよう) means good morning, not exactly hello.
Not going to lie, that's one of my favorite bits from this movie, heh.
TMNT 3 was not subtitled “Turtles In Time”... that was the Subtitle for the SNES and Arcade Game... yes, it’s on the DVD, but it wasn’t part of the original release as well part of the open credit title...
Yeah. It wasn't on my old vhs tape.
17:15
TMNT: “Oh look, Don King.”
Cinemasins: “I don’t feel so good...”
Joey Montgomery I had to look up Don King on google images and the second search prediction in the search bar was hair and I already knew I was gonna start laughing my ass off. Definitely wasn’t disappointed although the king in the movie was a lot whiter lol.
@tyrone kinard unkept? It was not I assure you
@@kevoncox Yeah right. Don King looked like a bridge troll by the head. 😂
Back in the 90s Raiden was Rayden and Michelangelo was Michaelangelo. They're their localized proper-names, like how Hercules is Heracles depending on when and where people are telling the story. The Mortal Kombat creators ended up spelling it how they said it, for the first few games. They still pronounce it "Rayden" today, which is wrong for the "Raiden" spelling. But then he's also supposed to be "Raijin" from Japanese mythology, because his brother is "Fujin" not "Fuden." But he fights along with Chinese Monks.
"Michaelangelo" with the "a" was printed in the comics and on toy boxes; which was fine when referring to the Turtle character and not the artist.
Because of these Hippies grandchildren
One extra word can sum up this whole video:
Everything *IS* wrong with teenage mutant ninja turtles III.
Sometimes it's all about the timing. I remembered being in the mood to watch a movie when I saw it in the 90's, and I loved it. I was even aware that it sucked but I still enjoyed it LOL
Laughed so much at 17:20 with Jeremy that I had to change undergarments. Best counter since Home Alone 2.
04:55
Producer: So it’s going to be near impossible for the Turtles to figure out how to travel back in time to save April?
Writer: Actually, it’s going to be SUPER easy, barely an inconvenience.
This movie should've been called "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: A Waste of Time".
Lmao
"Feeling danger 400 years after it happens" is not the worst super-power I've heard of, but's it's damn close.
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Indeed!
Thank you for continuing to put out content. Being stuck at home with the entire house scrubbed to an immaculate level has left me needing more and more things to take my mind off all the awful things happening all over the world.
6:07
They totally just reversed the shot after it finished. They were too lazy to flail his mouth for a few more seconds.
good eye damn
Nope, watch the candle to his left.
Thought it was just me lol
That's crazy! Lmao
This was one of those movies that I unironically enjoyed as a child. I have no idea why though.
5:05 Who else thought he was gonna say ‘barely an inconvenience’ to finish that sentence?
I guess I was just so excited to see the turtles using their weapons after the braindead decision they made with the second film, that I was able to overlook most of the flaws in this movie.
I kinda like the new intro, but the Everything Wrong with bit, isn't too good
I agree
Very fan4stic
The Oncoming Storm The Bringer Of Darkness because this movie was so ass don’t worry about it man
I miss the old one already
what bothers me that its awfully loud.
"Michaelangelo" was the correct spelling for the TMNT character when this movie was made. In the first issue of the original comic they misspelled it and then stuck with that spelling until the 2003 cartoon, when they changed it to match the spelling of his renaissance artist namesake.
neeeeerrrrrd
2003 tv show
It's a shell of a town
4:01 This reminds me of a scene from the old 80's Turtles toon:
Team looking through a time window into feudal Japan:
Usagi Yojimbo: "Stand back villains or feel the wrath of my STEEL"!
Raphael: "A medieval Samurai rabbit from feudal Japan, so naturally, he speaks ENGLISH"!
LOL
There was a time that THIS was my favorite “TMNT” film...of course that was when I was a 5th grader.
Even in the 6th grade, I knew TMNT3 was an absolute dumpster fire back then lol!
As a kid, I always hoped one day I’d see a teenage mutant ninja turtle jump out of a man hole. Never happened
ha. me too
To address the complaint about the lack of fighting action... I've read that after then first movie came out there was backlash from parents about the movie's 'dark & violent tones' so they dialed it down for the next 2 movies... in the second movie they almost never even use their weapons, only hand-to-hand combat... and in some countries they even went as far as to censor the 'illegal/banned weapons' like nunchaku and sais
CinemaSins: Talks about the good RocketMan
Me: *Why won’t he Sin it yet?*
Levi Bravo dude so true also Bo Rap to. They are both good movies, but you know, no movie is without sin.
@@JC42023 it also allows them to avoid legitimate controversy over real life topics. The internet has enough of that crap already.
@@benallen7704 Right, like he hasn't been slipping in little quips here and there. In this one it was the prison system.
@@TurnipCart But one quip is different then an entire movie.
because there's nothing to sin and it should have gotten the best movie Oscar, dammit.
5:17 here's the thing the scepter is proximity based meaning that whenever the scepter activated it will scan nearby people and swap them out but if there's no one near the scepter when it's activated it will at least not swap anyone but if there's multiple people the scepter will measure there weight and swap the people with the closest/most similar weight so even if Kenshin and April don't have the same weight they would've swapped regardless unless one or the other ran away from the scepter which they don't know yet
Remember that girl who had the turtle head of leonardo on tlc, that was from this movie right?
@@cowboyatramranch4783 Yeah lol
Yes
Alright, who else just wants to see a sin counter for Braveheart? After all these references to it, I want to see if my favorite movie racks up the sins. After all, no movie is without sin...
Wouldn't be funny, maybe? It would just be a repeat of the phrase "this didn't happen" over and over. And how could you dare sin the action scenes?
True story: they actually filmed this movie on the Oregon Coast, near where my family used to vacation. Nothing ruins the illusion to a six year old like seeing the lifeless animatronic head of a Turtle...
Ruins or improves?
@@TimTE01
Alters
Jeremy: **exists and makes sinning videos**
Me: *This man speaks the truth-*
Figuring out time travel is super easy barely an inconvenience
This should be top comment 🥇
It's easy if you have a magic sceptre or the Pym particle and the two smartest people on the planet (Banner and Stark).
@@Paulafan5 it's easy if you have a flop car and some radioactive material and friends with a kid 40 years your junior.
Of course time travel is easy... if you have a British-style phone booth or being born/naturally gifted with the ability to time travel. Amateurs!😝😏
At whatever age I was, you couldn't tell me another installment of my favorite talking ninja turtles movie wasn't lit... we'd have to squabble on the playground
17:29 "Stop trying to make 'fetch' a thing, Walker" Yeah, now I want a Mean Girls Cinema Sins.
Me too! I've been waiting for Everything Wrong With Mean Girls for years!
What a movie... I imagine the concept going like this “so guys... how do we too super shredder, rocksteady and bam bam?”
Director “I’ve got it! Time travel! We can call it, turtles in time”
This is the most sinful movie I ever seen in my whole life, the first 2 are MASTERPIECES
Watch home alone 2 that has the most
Really, cause just off the top of my head I'm going to sin the fact that in TMNT 2, Shreddar's outfit is somehow effected by the mutagen.
The first one was the only good one
Nah fast and furious 8 broke the sin counter
DreDre Aquaman True! And there’s a few instances where the film crew in the second movie mocks the censorship of the Turtles using their weapons. Two examples: one with the ninja sausages with Mikey yelling, “combat cold-cuts;” and the other one, Leo is holding his swords saying, “now you see them; now you don’t.”
I looked into it and apparently the reason for the reduced violence in this movie and Secret of The Ooze was that a lot of parents complained about the level of it in the first movie
Please do more random and uncalled for sin spikes, they are hilarious.
Elias Koteas is genuinely too good of an actor for this movie. It took me until my late teens to realize he played both Casey and Whit.
Me too 😆
I loved this trilogy as a kid. Watched this movie who knows how many times
15:28
"asshhole"
edit - which is ironic, considering at 19:04 they get into spelling errors. it's all good though. I love this channel.
I don't get how the special effects,suits, basically EVERYTHING GOT WORSE AS THE FILMS PROGRESSED.....it just seems so dumb...like y?
Especially considering that the budget was more than the first movie & almost as much as the second! The Turtles here were on par with their appearances on The Next Mutation and Power Rangers In Space TV shows that had far fewer funds to work with! Henson’s death after Secret Of The Ooze is the main factor folks seem to point to as why the quality of the creature costumes were so awful, but that can’t be the only reason this movie looked so bad.
They could still host the match between Tony Ferguson and whoever he’s going to fight.
There's one scene in this movie that I wish was in this video, and it's when the Turtles are trying to ride horses, it's the best scene in the movie and I love it!
Yet I still have fond memories of this movie. It's bad but enjoyable.
How I feel about batman&robin
Well yeah. Lots of movies are, and as long as you enjoy it that's fine. Likewise recognizing flaws don't need to stop you enjoying something.
Hence the number of cult classics that do so well
Cinema Sins dudes giving a nod to prison abolition wasn't what I expected for a Turtles movie, but I gotta say I approve.
Don't want to go to prison? Don't be a filthy disgusting worthless criminal shit stain.
One douche loves another
Right, crime shouldn't have consequences. _Riiiight._
And now, a year and change later, a bunch of Left-run American cities are dying. Not too swift, Jeremy.
I'm not gonna lie I never thought I would see this movie on the Sin Count
Such a massive fall from grace.
From the perfection of the first movie.
To the “yeah it’s ok” of the second.
To...um...this.
"Help. I'm a Sinny and I can't get up."
"Why is this cage?"
When is this cage?
Where is this cage?
Who is this cage?
How is this cage?
What is this cage?
Did he just hit me with 'Today's Special'? No one ever remembers that show. Thanks for the memories.
idlemindkiller facts I was taking 500 points off for that deep cut😂
Sam creeped me the fuck out. Still watched it religiously though.
6:53 1st the reason why the turtles are going to the past are A splinter (there father and mentor) told them too and B there's a chance that kenshin told them about his father being a warmonger and the turtles were willing to help out and 2nd admittedly the movie doesn't make this clear but in order to use the scepter the user has be at the very least touching or being connected to the scepter or being really close to it meaning that if Kenshin use the scepter Kenshin would've been swapped to one of the soldiers pretty close to the honor guards
*New intro plays*
Me: neat.
Also me: EVERYTHING SPOILERS!! WRONG DUH... WITH
“I heard this in the commercial and I couldn’t believe it. It’s not even a joke that makes any kind of satirical sense. Was I expecting the Addams family? No I wasn’t, actually. In fact, the Addams family would be the last thing that comes to my mind when I see a ninja turtle” AVGN
I think the Addams Family also came out in theaters around that time so I that was probably the reference.
And still a better movie than many movies that have come out recently,
"Figuring out time travel will be difficult and take lots of time."
"No, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Wrong channel...
What are you doing here? Ah, out of place youtube references are tight! Oh no, I did it too... Whoopsie!
@@BadBricksProductions Fair enough.
This makes Micheal Bay’s Version looks like a Martin Scorsese movie.
The recent TMNT films were so much worse. CGI turtles look awful.
@@Paulafan5 They really do. Also they made Don super creepy skinny and amped up the nerdiness to unbearable levels, and Ralph is fucking abusing steroids or something.
Dude, "Michaelangelo" was misspelled in the 80s when originally trademarking the Turtles, but it was too late to change it. That's why it's spelled the way it is, to follow the copyright. The Raiden/Rayden difference is similar. It was "Raiden" in the arcades, and "Rayden" for home consoles to circumvent a copyright for a "Raiden" game on home consoles. I guess I'm old enough to still remember that stuff.
“Oh look don king”sin counter: *now you know he dead*
Fun fact, samurai had been using guns since about the 13 century and even though the katakana is an iconic weapon of the samurai they had other weapons (also had multiple weapons on them most of the time), katakanas were too large to use properly so there was a smaller blade used for indoors fighting. Also samurai had access to weapons designed for piercing armour so tue shells would have no effect and there were actual ninjas active (assassinating) during this time period. And last but not least that wouldn't be the king he world be a warlord, and Japan never had a king or queen they had emperors and empress. Talk about bad research
Im basically saying this film lacks any historical accuracy for the period as samurai specialised in verious melee and ranged weapons that were determined by the samurai's preference and skills, but they did get the foot soldiers right.
6:06. You can clearly see that the clip of Splinter plays normally then, halfway through, reverses back to the beginning. How is that not a sin?!
It's not. To confirm, watch the candle dance.
It's not what? A sin? Fair enough, but it does reverse, that's a fact.
@@audiogarden21 the candle doesn't (to me) suggest its been reversed.
Just watch his finger and the blanket or whatever is in the top right corner. And I can see the candle reversing as well.
For a second, i thought there was hope that this movie would end up perfect with 0 sins lol :D but thennnnnnnnnnnnnn 150000000000000 sins! xD
(Mrs. Bighead Voice) "HOW DAAAAAREE YOU!"
How did you reply in 2 hours byt the vid was posted 6 minutes ago!? Answer me, coward!!
No, that was the hippo lady. (Ding!)
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"Why do the Turtles need knee and elbow pads?" Gee, I don't know. They fight ninja clans, triceratop aliens, a talking brain creature from another dimension, mutants twice their size, a dangerous ninja clan leader who uses blades attached to his gloves who wishes to make turtle soup out of them, and let's not forget the normal criminals of the city who might get a lucky shot with a gun or a blunt weapon which can be repelled with the pads. But yeah, why would the turtles need protective wear?
@tyrone kinard ...I know that. I just described them as such because I assume that people will know who I'm talking about.
I'm French, and we don't refer to someone's boyfriend as "beau". Add another sin for being incorrect in every culture!
Well it is french
I don't think anyone does anymore...
Ah, you are going to *love* this! TH-cam was advertising TMNT 3 for sale/rent during this CinemaSins episode. Perfect timing!
It’s so odd. The First of this trilogy is actually one of my favorite movies to watch and suggest to filmmakers for both it’s pacing and the quality of filmmaking put into it. So much attention to details...and then somehow, this 3rd film...you know...exists 😂🤯
>"comic book sins" "Next week"
Lemme guess: Birds of Prey?
The "NERD!" freeze-frame made me laugh more than the whole movie did. :D
Jussi Lindeberg idk the don king joke was pretty funny
The joke is pretty worn out so far, I just meant the freeze-frame shot was the funny part :)
Sin on the new intro for reading “Everything Spoiler Wrong Duh... With” in the final shot
*ding*
Don't Dead Open Inside.
This is still better than any of Bay's. No question.
I will never say "hockey" the same again.
The second Bay movie wasn't that bad, honestly.
@@kosaba11 It wasn't, but most people tuned out after that first disaster piece.
kosaba11 Even the second one had some dumb shit. I’m still raising an eyebrow over how they gave an “explanation” as to why Bebop and Rocksteady transformed the way they did. Animal ancestors??
@@galaxy_kitten95 I enjoyed how they posed less of a threat than the bastardized versions taken down by... a fire extinguisher, was it? And that's if you don't consider the Bay-versions the true inglourious bastards
@tyrone kinard The second one at the very least was fun. Not every movie has to be a masterpiece to be good. You people just don't know how to have fun.
9:42 The ONLY pop culture reference I remember in the comic books was that RAPH & CASEY both listened to Metallica.
1:28 The same director who made Rocketman with Harlem Williams who farts in space. I totally lost my SHIT... 🤣
It wasn't him!
It's not called "Turtles in Time". That was just an easy title used by fans over the years, which lead to Nickelodeon slapping it on the new DVD box art to hopefully dupe consumers. Only the arcade game and SNES port have that title.
Sin for Casey Jones or his ancestor always killing the antagonist
BWAHAHA that Homer screaming "NEEEERRRDDDD!!!" almost killed me😄
"(…) when heroes escape impossible situations it makes me mad"
Never, _ever_ come any close at JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Yes, this is the worst of the first live-action Turtles trilogy, but still SO much better than the new abominations.
Wait, "first live-action trilogy"? There was a third movie with Michael Bay's turtles?
Next sin: Everything wrong with corona and how stupid it’s making the world
Titanic guess my toilet paper boat is _sunk_
Heh
Titanic 25 sins for florida teens
Additional 100 sins for New Orleans
EWW the US government. Is there a third option?
Paulafan5 sadly no
Stupid beer!
17:16 - the BEST Cinema Sins moment since "everything wrong with the amazing spider man in 2 minutes"
Yeah I’m going to pretend this movie doesn’t exist-
Secret of the Ooze was the last TMNT movie.
If we're pretending, can we also pretend the Super Shredder fight happened at the end of two, and also that it was awesome?
@GoRyGuy and the Kevin Nash got to at least Jackknife Powerbomb one of the turtles in the final fight under the pier!
This was just a fever dream that Michelangelo had from eating too much pizza. "...and then that Overlord dude was trapped in a giant bell, and then the English trader tried to shoot a cannon at us but hit the bell instead, and we made a reference to Don King. Maybe those mushrooms were causing me to trip, they did look a bit strange. So, any robbers to fight?"
5:04 Figuring out time travel _is_ super easy, barely an inconvenience!
There are certain people who's absence is immediately noticeable. Jim Henson is that man for this series. His genius can not be overstated. He is why the first movie became a classic and we try to pretend the next two didn't exist.
I enjoyed part 2