"Okay, but now I'm curious. Master Dialga, what's _our_ plan, again?" *GROH of clearing throat* *"The world is perfect. I have made it to be beautiful and unchanging. I, Dialga, Master of Time."*
To maintain this world of Darkness as well as our own perpetually sad existence. We fear the changing of history because it means we would perish. Also don’t worry about the Dark Guy controlling me and being the true culprit.
@@AlphaPizzadog he is a time traveler, he can go with evil Guzma, Even anime guzma for extra points, i can totally see dusknoir talking to in Game Guzma and then anime one and having a "wait hold on youre the same and so different how!?!"
N and Dusknoir's conversation is very interesting. It takes the whole "Wait, that Dusknoir is talking" routine and flips it by having Dusknoir being surprised and interested in N. I could easily see N interacting with the Mystery Dungeon cast if this avenue were to be explored again.
Also, isn't Lusamine's motivation completely different? Her shtick is that she has a psychotic obsession with aliens because that's what her husband worked on before he "died", and it lead to her being an abusive controlling parent.
The disrespect when Lysandre didn't want to create another world to live on, but straigh up just murder everyone ugly with a giant laser beam. Totally different
@@baelliche5647 can't believe dusknoir said that when Cyrus is much cooler morally at least...bro just hated humans and liked sunshine or smth idk the lore anymore
The fact that Jessie and James from Team Rocket are better than not only all other organizations from the other regions, but also their own BOSS is hilarious.
Volo: I made a pact with Giratina himself to overthrow Arceus from his cosmic rule, coming up with an elaborate plan to first make Dialga and Palkia go in a frenzy to attract Arceus's attention and then collect all of their plates through the manipulation of their own time agent! Dusknoir: Perhaps unnecessarily complicated but it's all pretty devious, why did you do all this? Volo: This world is imperfec- Dusknoir: *SELF COMBUSTS*
Dusknoir was such an overdramatic actor in PMD he genuinely loved the art of deception, as well as dramatic flare when the time came to take the mask off. Very in character.
He genuinely did not need to take your partner along for the ride, and he failed because of them. His arrogance demanded the full set, that being an amnesiac human who no longer has any memories of opposing him, and a clueless Pokemon. His arrogance was his downfall.
I had a feeling that the Cyrus and Lysandre having practically the same motivation was gonna come, lol. absolutely lost it when Lysandre just had Cyrus' face photoshopped on!
A slight different is. Cyrus wants to get rid of emotion by creating his ideal world lack of emotions. Lysander wants to maintain the current world's glorious beauty even if he had to sacrifice lives in order to do so.
Dusknoir: So you’re using the legendary pokemon, eternatus, to prevent an energy crisis? Chairman rose: Yes. Dusknoir: Well it’s not that original, butT that plan doesn’t sound so bad, wait, when is this energy crisis supposed to happen? Chairman Rose: Oh, in 1,000 years. Dusknoir: 1,000 YEARS?!
Dusknoir: "Now I don't want to sound like I don't care about the future, I'm from there there it seems like your making a mountain out of a molehill. You want an alternative to coal and your plan is to steal power from an eldritch horror?" Chairman Rose: "But I want the Galar Region to have a bright future. Dusknoir: "You do realize you nation is less then half 1,000 years old and falling" Yamask: "I have seen the rise and fall of empires, and yours is but a splash an a vast sea of testaments to civilization."
Dusknoir: “Well, I guess it’s fine if this is the only time in your lifetime you’re gonna be able to awaken Eternatus and don’t trust future generations to do it.” Rose: “Oh No, I can awaken it at LITERALLY any time. I just got impatient so I chose the one day where it would cause the most casualties and that we’re least prepared for in case something goes wrong.”
Rose: “I’m gonna solve an energy crisis that hasn’t happened yet by causing the apocalypse.” Prof. Sada/Turo: AI reconstructions of their human selves who wish to stop the collapse of space time by undoing the mistakes of their templates, but are unable to go against their own programming to do so. Volo: *“This world is imperfect…”*
And then we got the anti-bullying bullies and the college dropout SoundCloud rappers led by someone who sorta just woke up and decided to be a problem, not in that order
1. Amazing voice acting, I love it! 2. Archie and Maxie are still pretty much married, as usual. 3. It would be so interesting to see N's reaction to the PMD world, since it's basically his liberation dream complete (maybe there's a fanfic about it). 4. Anyone remember that anime villain that was a hunter with a Salamence who appeared in Diamond and Pearl only to get killed at the end??? She was pretty brutal (from what I remember).
Nah, I think Dusknoir would be like genuinely disturbed by the Cipher Syndicate from Pokémon Colosseum only for him to just lose respect for them in the XD era lmao
When you think about it, Jessie, James and Meowth does have well writen backstorys that gives them motivation. When you see their backstoryes it makes sence that they ended up as they are.
"Dialga happens to be my boss and can assure you that unless you're offering him a Steam gift card, he won't be creating shit." Also Dialga: *spends all day on Discord.* Good to know the literal God of Time knows its priorities!
I mean, what would you do once you have conquered everything you've need to do in your lifetime??? Wouldn't you want to watch youtube videos or play games all day, or even in person??? Just saying.
I totally think lusamine was just messing with him, like the ice pokemons captured could be visible and dusknoir could totally react to it, she also is really not a "the world is inperfect" and more "the perfect thinks should be mine!!!" And dusknoir being done with all antagonist sh*t is so awesome! xD
having him meet w/ the PokePark 2 villains would be funny, especially since their boss is the same species as the guy who caused the whole dark future in the first place :V
It would have been funny if Dusknoir met Guzma. "So... You're just kinda petty and angry about the Alola Island Challenge?" "Yeah. It don't need to be any more complicated than that." "Oh. Well, you ARE different at least..."
Pokemon talks to N, like, all the time. A Dusknoir that is happening to talk is nothing special to him. That's why, he felt unbothered... But please, talk to him more.
Team Rocket technically only dabbles in poaching, they've got their hands in lots of pies. It's just that the stealing PokéMon trade is basically the equivalent of black market arms dealing.
I imagine Dusknoir skipped right past Guzma because he assumed Team Skull was Stunky, Zubat, and Koffing. To be fair, though, Guzma probably would have just called Dusknoir wack before the latter could be exasperated.
I swear, I can't help but think Lusamine was trolling Dusknoir on purpose; like she just did research on Team Galactic and Team Flare beforehand (for legendary Pokemon study purposes or smth), and just put two and two when Dusknoir asked for her motivation after seeming so irritated of repeated dialogue beforehand. XD
"This world is imperfect" I was genuinely expecting it to be a reference to the ProZD skit that was literally poking fun at Lysandre, I was so waiting for "I should make it beautiful. Like me." also I promise Lysandre has a cool cause he was just really mishandled okay
"Well, you see, this is between us, but I used to be a human, then I transformed into a Gengar." "....................." "Dude, what's with the smile- WHOA!" [Gets yanked into the future]
@saltystick_99 Dusknoir: Master Dialga how am I supposed to learn anything if you keep.....oh forget it where the hell am I now!? Jesse: Prepare for trouble! James: And make it double! Dusknoir: *Fangirl squeals with stars in his eyes*
@@Pyxis10Dusknoir: Okay, you two. What's your deal? Jessie: We follow a particular twerp who constantly defeats us to teach him a lesson! Dusknoir: Hmm. A revenge plot? Go on James: Yes. A revenge! We're going to steal his Pikachu! Dusknoir: ...I think I'm going to regret asking this, but... what are you planning to do with this Pikachu? Jessie: Why we present them to our boss! James: To show him we're not a lost cause! Jessie and James: And maybe he'll give us a promotion! Dusknoir: And... who is your boss? Jessie: Giovanni of Team-- Dusknoir: I've heard enough
Every time i see a "top ten pokemon villains," it makes me so mad when Dusknoir doesn't even get mentioned 😤 I'm glad to see he vibes well with the objectively better version of Team Rocket. We love theader majors!
"The only thing I "learned" is that these humans suck at being well-motivated antagonists." YES. Dusknoir gets it! "Quite honestly, we are aiming below our pay grade." That's the curse of being in a sidegame; you tend to be more interesting, but you're ultimately just a sideshow. Also I just realised Lysandre has his face replaced with Cyrus's, that is fucking golden. XD
I wonder how Dusknoir would react to the creation of Type:Null. Like imagine this: Dusknoir: "Let me get this straight, you take in Pokémon who are abandoned, injured, or just genuinely need a home, round up a few of them, then used them to create 3 chimera abominations in the image of Arceus to hunt down Pokémon from across this 'Ultra-Space'? Can you make another?"
Giovanni: “…Maybe I could’ve convinced him to help us capture Mewtwo… Eh, we’re already raiding Silph co for master balls, it’s not like some 10 year old is going to stop our operations.”
Later that day: OMA HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!? Alright, just calm down at least I'll never see him again as long as I stay in my secret locked gym hideout.
I know this video is more about dusknoir going around universes and meeting villains and just having a ruff time alright hearing the same spill of word’s from the villains in some case but I would love to see more of just the legendary Pokémon 0:14 playing video games and just hearing how wild the voice chats get 😂🤣
2:12 Im sorry but the way Archie interrupted Maxie was straight up hilarious for me "Whose business ventures involve awakening the super-ancient Pokemon Groudon to usher a new era-" *_"LISTEN WELL ME CYCLOPTIC MATEY 🗣️"_*
Eternamax Eternatus: _Stares down at Dusknoir_ Dusknoir: H-holy… sweet Arceus what are you?! EE: I demand what is mine to return to me from the parasites that dare to claim my powers!
Yeah, she is different than the old "This world is imperfect; let's use a God/Demon to recreate it in the image of ME!" villain: Mindy is realistic, she is an evil scammer. Dusknoir could approve of that.
I know this didn't go past Gen 7, but after that it just gets more chaotic/worse Gen 8 has an energy crisis... in 1000 years Gen 9 (Tear Star) has... bullies. That's kind of it on the surface.
at least they have a resonable motivation a bunch of students thatt were bullied and stuck together so they aren't even evil, gen 9 has ai sada and turo as villains or at least major antagonist
Gen 8 and 9 don't even have actual "villains". They don't have any particularly evil intentions. They just display extremely obsessive and/or selfish behaviors which end up causing trouble for everybody in the region. And in the case of Team Star, they were simply mildly disruptive towards other students. Like yeah, that's not proper behavior at a school, but unless they intended to use their modified Revavrooms as weapons or something, I'd say they were more a of community effort that got way out of hands than an actual menace towards society.
The closest we get to villains in Gen 9: - Students who bully bullies so much, they don't realise they've become the very thing they seek to stop (Team Star) - An out of control AI of a rival's parents (AI Sada/AI Turo) - A much more aggressive & mean version of the player's bike dragon owned by the AI that most certainly has killed parents of one of the rivals, injured his dog, & almost killed the player's bike dragon (rogue Koridon/rogue Miraidon) - One of the teachers who seeks world-ending treasures, who acts suspiciously when the protagonist has all of them caught (Raifort) - A rival at Kitikami who slowly goes insane because of his sister forcing the player to lie to his face, & he takes over Blueberry Academy & becomes a bully for a while (Kieran) - A teacher at Blueberry Academy who seems a little too obsessed with a little turtle's power & almost gets the player & a rival killed by it (Briar)
Giovanni: "You don't understand the beauty of stealing pokemon." Dusknoir: "There are pokemon everywhere, plus with breeding all you need is one of every pokemon capable of it and a ditto, and you can just sell the eggs. Heck, make it a gacha thing."
Well, if this Dusknoir ever came to me, I would have told him that I would be Matthew, the man who would help Billy The Puppet and Jigsaw by putting them into traps, and seeing how they live or die....Oh boy, I do think the Dusknoir would absolutely love coming over to the SAW series and see people put into unfortunate traps and mentally insane games.
"This world is imperfect. I must remake it to be perfect and beautiful. I - Light Yagami - must use the legendary power of the Death Note and Shinigami"
Of course his favourite villains were the camp ones with overly elaborate plans to capture one specific pokemon
He would have loved Guzma had he kept going.
@@esteban8471who DOESN'T love guzma?
To capture the MVP of the world tournament, Ash’s pikachu? Heck yeah that’s worth it.
"Okay, but now I'm curious. Master Dialga, what's _our_ plan, again?"
*GROH of clearing throat*
*"The world is perfect. I have made it to be beautiful and unchanging. I, Dialga, Master of Time."*
“Oh… no…”
To maintain this world of Darkness as well as our own perpetually sad existence. We fear the changing of history because it means we would perish.
Also don’t worry about the Dark Guy controlling me and being the true culprit.
Dusknoir: well actually, there was one more guy.
Guzma: it's ya boi!
he retired from the villainy game tho
@@AlphaPizzadog So did Archie and Maxie and they're still here
@@AlphaPizzadog he is a time traveler, he can go with evil Guzma, Even anime guzma for extra points, i can totally see dusknoir talking to in Game Guzma and then anime one and having a "wait hold on youre the same and so different how!?!"
@@BJGvideos forgot about Lusamine she got demoted to secondary antagonist in Pokemon Ultra Sun
@@NatetheNintendofan in the worst plot move this series has ever made
N and Dusknoir's conversation is very interesting. It takes the whole "Wait, that Dusknoir is talking" routine and flips it by having Dusknoir being surprised and interested in N. I could easily see N interacting with the Mystery Dungeon cast if this avenue were to be explored again.
unrelated but you should read the milos from home webcomic
@@jayrrythank you for any recommendation!!!!!
recommending the forever incomplete pmd victory fire comic.
@@mynameskrisit hurts
"You're literally just the same guy except orange" THE DISRESPECT...
@@moth_in_a_suit we say our TRUTHS here
It's weird because his motivation is a different flavour of the same shit yet somehow it's like way worse (and orange)
Also, isn't Lusamine's motivation completely different? Her shtick is that she has a psychotic obsession with aliens because that's what her husband worked on before he "died", and it lead to her being an abusive controlling parent.
The disrespect when Lysandre didn't want to create another world to live on, but straigh up just murder everyone ugly with a giant laser beam. Totally different
@@baelliche5647 can't believe dusknoir said that when Cyrus is much cooler morally at least...bro just hated humans and liked sunshine or smth idk the lore anymore
The fact that Jessie and James from Team Rocket are better than not only all other organizations from the other regions, but also their own BOSS is hilarious.
“This world is imperfect…”
I see what you did there.
If only I could wipe away the impurities
Is anybody else listening to this?
@InsertFunnyThingHere and make it as beautiful as me!
The fact that Jesse and James are the ONLY ones Dusknoir can stand for more than 60 seconds is hilarious 😂, like, of course they would.
Lysander's machinations lay undetected for years
Volo: I made a pact with Giratina himself to overthrow Arceus from his cosmic rule, coming up with an elaborate plan to first make Dialga and Palkia go in a frenzy to attract Arceus's attention and then collect all of their plates through the manipulation of their own time agent!
Dusknoir: Perhaps unnecessarily complicated but it's all pretty devious, why did you do all this?
Volo: This world is imperfec-
Dusknoir: *SELF COMBUSTS*
Dusknoir was such an overdramatic actor in PMD he genuinely loved the art of deception, as well as dramatic flare when the time came to take the mask off.
Very in character.
He genuinely did not need to take your partner along for the ride, and he failed because of them.
His arrogance demanded the full set, that being an amnesiac human who no longer has any memories of opposing him, and a clueless Pokemon. His arrogance was his downfall.
I had a feeling that the Cyrus and Lysandre having practically the same motivation was gonna come, lol. absolutely lost it when Lysandre just had Cyrus' face photoshopped on!
Oh my god I didn't even realize Lysandre had Cyrus' face I thought he was just like that
A slight different is.
Cyrus wants to get rid of emotion by creating his ideal world lack of emotions. Lysander wants to maintain the current world's glorious beauty even if he had to sacrifice lives in order to do so.
DAMNIT
Also Cyrus just wants this new world for himself, and himself alone @@GlaceonJib
"Two that cone to mind?" How dare you forget meownth!
my bad
@@HyperTrent Honestly, the 'Talking Dusknoir' stick should come from Meowth for extra confusion.
Well, meowth would be considered a regular occurrence in the mystery dungeon universe. So two would make sense
@@jonhtree4942Well to be fair Meowth is the brains… also he’s a wild Meowth, they never caught him. He just is.
I liked how Dusknoir actually enjoyed talking to N.
Dusknoir: So you’re using the legendary pokemon, eternatus, to prevent an energy crisis?
Chairman rose: Yes.
Dusknoir: Well it’s not that original, butT that plan doesn’t sound so bad, wait, when is this energy crisis supposed to happen?
Chairman Rose: Oh, in 1,000 years.
Dusknoir: 1,000 YEARS?!
well, dusknoir is a time traveler, maybe that's not so unfeasible for him to sympathize with
Dusknoir: "Now I don't want to sound like I don't care about the future, I'm from there there it seems like your making a mountain out of a molehill. You want an alternative to coal and your plan is to steal power from an eldritch horror?"
Chairman Rose: "But I want the Galar Region to have a bright future.
Dusknoir: "You do realize you nation is less then half 1,000 years old and falling"
Yamask: "I have seen the rise and fall of empires, and yours is but a splash an a vast sea of testaments to civilization."
@@beastwarsFTW Galar, less than five hundred years old?
Dusknoir: “Well, I guess it’s fine if this is the only time in your lifetime you’re gonna be able to awaken Eternatus and don’t trust future generations to do it.”
Rose: “Oh No, I can awaken it at LITERALLY any time. I just got impatient so I chose the one day where it would cause the most casualties and that we’re least prepared for in case something goes wrong.”
@@BJGvideos
It's based off the Britain and the British Empire started in 1583.
Dusknoir is gonna bring up Archie and his lover whenever him and Grovyle fight now- "hey we could be WORSE lemme tell you"
They’re ALWAYS in a divorce arc there is no love in that relationship at all
Greevil from Pokémon XD Gale Of Darkness would be the best pick.
Rose: “I’m gonna solve an energy crisis that hasn’t happened yet by causing the apocalypse.”
Prof. Sada/Turo: AI reconstructions of their human selves who wish to stop the collapse of space time by undoing the mistakes of their templates, but are unable to go against their own programming to do so.
Volo: *“This world is imperfect…”*
Would Kamado be tossed in there too?
The AIs didn't fear the collapse of spacetime, they feared the collapse of the Paldean ecosystem.
Volo just wanted to meet arceus.
And then we got the anti-bullying bullies and the college dropout SoundCloud rappers led by someone who sorta just woke up and decided to be a problem, not in that order
@beywheelzhater8930 wait but the college dropout SoundCloud rappers are Skull and they were already covered
@VannyBeumer Volo is yandere for Arceus
1. Amazing voice acting, I love it!
2. Archie and Maxie are still pretty much married, as usual.
3. It would be so interesting to see N's reaction to the PMD world, since it's basically his liberation dream complete (maybe there's a fanfic about it).
4. Anyone remember that anime villain that was a hunter with a Salamence who appeared in Diamond and Pearl only to get killed at the end??? She was pretty brutal (from what I remember).
Hunter J. and yes she was brutal and efficient. She only cared for money and doing her job.
Hunter J was the first villain in the anime that I actually took seriously and was justifiably wanting to see lose.
“There’s beauty in simplicity.” - Mr. Gay Ghost Man
N gets teleported to the PMD universe and immediately starts developing a union for guild members whose labour is being extorted
Under no circumstances must you give up your tm's for the working class must keep it's moves to rise up against the wigglytuff guild.
Nah, I think Dusknoir would be like genuinely disturbed by the Cipher Syndicate from Pokémon Colosseum only for him to just lose respect for them in the XD era lmao
Calling lysandre orange Cyrus is the best insult i heard for that half villain
Orange Cyrus, aka "Citrus".
When you think about it, Jessie, James and Meowth does have well writen backstorys that gives them motivation. When you see their backstoryes it makes sence that they ended up as they are.
Also Meowth is a Wild Pokemon they just keep around.
"Dialga happens to be my boss and can assure you that unless you're offering him a Steam gift card, he won't be creating shit."
Also Dialga: *spends all day on Discord.*
Good to know the literal God of Time knows its priorities!
I mean, what would you do once you have conquered everything you've need to do in your lifetime??? Wouldn't you want to watch youtube videos or play games all day, or even in person??? Just saying.
He didn’t even get to rose/volo/sada & turo he just gave up after lusamine. Which is fair.
How long would it take him to realize he was talking to robots? Or would he end up talking to the actual humans before The Thing happened?
Meanwhile Dusknoir: I just wanna live, dude
"NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS, GET YOUR TWINK ASS UPSTAIRS THIS INSTANT, OR I'M SENDING HYDREIGON TO BEAT IT AGAIN"
Well damn lmao
Well N IS very Twinkish.
Presumably, Hydreigon dislikes this.
@Marblesoda821 N is Twinkish 😑
Even his zoroark saids so.
@@GeorgeDCowley 0 friendship frustration go brrr
Ghetsis once again beating his child... Again...
I hate Ghetsis.
4:59 I just noticed you just slapped Cyrus' face onto Lysandre's lmaooo
Bahaha this came out so good matey! Thanks for havin’ me aboard! Cheers! 😂🏴☠️
@@captainmatt-asmr Anytime Matt! You did great! 🍻
For Lysandere, I was honestly expecting the full ProZD speech before Dusknoir interrupted
“This world is imperfect” sums up most Pokémon villains in a nutshell
Deadass this is pretty much how i imagined dusknoir sounding
I totally think lusamine was just messing with him, like the ice pokemons captured could be visible and dusknoir could totally react to it, she also is really not a "the world is inperfect" and more "the perfect thinks should be mine!!!" And dusknoir being done with all antagonist sh*t is so awesome! xD
I didn't even notice the face swap before itneas pointed out.
Also thr end caught me off guard!
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
And make it double~
Team Rocket blasting off again!
They’re the goats!
Lysandre always did come across like he tried to study Galactic and got everything wrong.
having him meet w/ the PokePark 2 villains would be funny, especially since their boss is the same species as the guy who caused the whole dark future in the first place :V
Ya should of photoshopped a cyrus face on lusimine when she went off on the world being imperfect
@@Waddleboyadvance7187 I should’ve yea 😭
@@HyperTrent idea for next episode then
now we have the proof that mystery dungeon and black and white have the best written antagonists
I started with gold.
For a second i thought dusknoir was going to court in the ace attorney universe-
Maybe one day…
Ah yes two pokepound employees and their business mascot, peak villaniny
"You're literally just the same guy but orange!!"
Yes. Yes he is.
It's the anti fairies and business gnomes all over again (Fairly Odd parents)
It would have been funny if Dusknoir met Guzma.
"So... You're just kinda petty and angry about the Alola Island Challenge?"
"Yeah. It don't need to be any more complicated than that."
"Oh. Well, you ARE different at least..."
Hey Lusamine didn't get a fair shot, He was Interviewing the Alien jellyfish XD
Thank you Rachael. Thank you for being our Misty, our Jigglypuff, and our friend.
Yep, this is goated af. I loved it LMAO, I even loved how Duskinoir just gets so done with their bs
Lusamine saying "ThiS wORLd iS iMpERfEcT" while T-posing freaking SENT ME AHAHAHA I'M DEAD AND CRYING 😂😭
Pokemon talks to N, like, all the time. A Dusknoir that is happening to talk is nothing special to him. That's why, he felt unbothered... But please, talk to him more.
Team Rocket technically only dabbles in poaching, they've got their hands in lots of pies. It's just that the stealing PokéMon trade is basically the equivalent of black market arms dealing.
Naw bro the beggining was too funny lmao.
I imagine Dusknoir skipped right past Guzma because he assumed Team Skull was Stunky, Zubat, and Koffing. To be fair, though, Guzma probably would have just called Dusknoir wack before the latter could be exasperated.
I swear, I can't help but think Lusamine was trolling Dusknoir on purpose; like she just did research on Team Galactic and Team Flare beforehand (for legendary Pokemon study purposes or smth), and just put two and two when Dusknoir asked for her motivation after seeming so irritated of repeated dialogue beforehand. XD
"This world is imperfect"
I was genuinely expecting it to be a reference to the ProZD skit that was literally poking fun at Lysandre, I was so waiting for "I should make it beautiful. Like me."
also I promise Lysandre has a cool cause he was just really mishandled okay
Surprised he didn’t meat Gengar from PMD. Him finding out he was a human would be kinda funny.
There were three more.
That said I haven't payed attention beyond gen 7 so maybe he really wasn't covered. In which case missed opportunity.
"Well, you see, this is between us, but I used to be a human, then I transformed into a Gengar."
"....................."
"Dude, what's with the smile- WHOA!" [Gets yanked into the future]
@saltystick_99 Dusknoir: Master Dialga how am I supposed to learn anything if you keep.....oh forget it where the hell am I now!?
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it double!
Dusknoir: *Fangirl squeals with stars in his eyes*
@@Pyxis10Dusknoir: Okay, you two. What's your deal?
Jessie: We follow a particular twerp who constantly defeats us to teach him a lesson!
Dusknoir: Hmm. A revenge plot? Go on
James: Yes. A revenge! We're going to steal his Pikachu!
Dusknoir: ...I think I'm going to regret asking this, but... what are you planning to do with this Pikachu?
Jessie: Why we present them to our boss!
James: To show him we're not a lost cause!
Jessie and James: And maybe he'll give us a promotion!
Dusknoir: And... who is your boss?
Jessie: Giovanni of Team--
Dusknoir: I've heard enough
At At least Team Rocket is used to seeing Pokémon talk lol.
Every time i see a "top ten pokemon villains," it makes me so mad when Dusknoir doesn't even get mentioned 😤
I'm glad to see he vibes well with the objectively better version of Team Rocket. We love theader majors!
Now I want to see a scenario where other PMD Pokemon enter the humans' world.
Of course Dusknoir would vibe with the most fruity ones.
Also, i love Giratina.
"The only thing I "learned" is that these humans suck at being well-motivated antagonists."
YES. Dusknoir gets it!
"Quite honestly, we are aiming below our pay grade."
That's the curse of being in a sidegame; you tend to be more interesting, but you're ultimately just a sideshow.
Also I just realised Lysandre has his face replaced with Cyrus's, that is fucking golden. XD
THIS VIDEO IS PEAK
5:24 Oh my God, he's right, that's why X and Y seemed so mundane story wise.
Oh, man, I haven't laughed this hard at something Pokémon-related in YEARS! Rofl!
Ayy more PMD Dusknoir content!! And this one is hilariously well done!! Lmao
I wonder how Dusknoir would react to the creation of Type:Null. Like imagine this:
Dusknoir: "Let me get this straight, you take in Pokémon who are abandoned, injured, or just genuinely need a home, round up a few of them, then used them to create 3 chimera abominations in the image of Arceus to hunt down Pokémon from across this 'Ultra-Space'? Can you make another?"
And then theres Miror B who is just dancing with his Ludicolo
He is best
saying Miror B cause Cipher is just Team Rocket but cooler
Giovanni: “…Maybe I could’ve convinced him to help us capture Mewtwo… Eh, we’re already raiding Silph co for master balls, it’s not like some 10 year old is going to stop our operations.”
Later that day: OMA HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!?
Alright, just calm down at least I'll never see him again as long as I stay in my secret locked gym hideout.
When Jessie and James came on screen I was like YEAAAAA
Dusknoir:We are leagues above them
THANK YOU!SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT🥳
I feel that if Dusknoir would have the chance and the uniform of team rocket, he would probably fanboy on the two laast ones...
I love how none of them questioned Dusknoir when they asked about their motivation, because they all assumed Dusknoir was evil.
You baited me into thinking Cyrus would do the Lysanderoth speech
I started saying it in my head when he got to Lysander
I will never unsee Lysandre as orange Cyrus
I know this video is more about dusknoir going around universes and meeting villains and just having a ruff time alright hearing the same spill of word’s from the villains in some case but I would love to see more of just the legendary Pokémon 0:14 playing video games and just hearing how wild the voice chats get 😂🤣
dialga giratina and rayquaza having the most polite smogon argument
2:12
Im sorry but the way Archie interrupted Maxie was straight up hilarious for me
"Whose business ventures involve awakening the super-ancient Pokemon Groudon to usher a new era-"
*_"LISTEN WELL ME CYCLOPTIC MATEY 🗣️"_*
Wow that was unexpectedly brilliant.
I love how Dialga is just a salty gamer okaying Fortnite with the other Legendaries.
To be fair, Lusamine only did it trying to find her missing husband and went out of control.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU
Eternamax Eternatus: _Stares down at Dusknoir_
Dusknoir: H-holy… sweet Arceus what are you?!
EE: I demand what is mine to return to me from the parasites that dare to claim my powers!
Guzma: Plan?
Piers: I'm just doing this to support my sister.
Penny: VEEVEE VENGANCE!!!
Rose: There's gonna be a power outage in 1000 years.
I like the joke of Cyrus and Lysandre using the same stock art instead of anime stills because of how boring their reasons are lmao
I almost lost it when Lysandre had Cyrus’ eyes but then T-posing Lusamine sent me 😂
Another amazing video! Keep up the good work dude! We all love our Dusknoir content, XD
Poor Starmie in the cage near the end. He looks so sad. 😢
If only he visited Mindy.
Yeah, she is different than the old "This world is imperfect; let's use a God/Demon to recreate it in the image of ME!" villain: Mindy is realistic, she is an evil scammer.
Dusknoir could approve of that.
lusamine's ture goal is getting nihilego senpai to notice her.
I bet Dusknoir would think piers as a supervillain, but the later goes, "No, just my style. Just have a bunch of fans for my sister."
I feel like i now need some sort of Dusknoir and team rocket skit
It felt so incomplete when the Moto didn't fully finish.
I agree. Just a 2 or three minute skit of just them being camp and dusknoir being a fanboy.
this video show me that jessie and james are and always will be, the best ones :)
When he said 2 of them came to mind, I thought he was gonna take N, and also Ghetsis purposefully
I was hoping Meowth would get interviewd, that be funny. There where some amazing jokes in this video.
Dusknoir should be a bit more grateful at least their plans didn't hinge on winning a children's card game
I know this didn't go past Gen 7, but after that it just gets more chaotic/worse
Gen 8 has an energy crisis... in 1000 years
Gen 9 (Tear Star) has... bullies. That's kind of it on the surface.
Truth be told gen 9 should just be skipped, i do like it's an antagonists but they're very specific threats rather than big bads
The only actual bad guy in Gen 9 is the professor tbh, team star barely even counts
at least they have a resonable motivation a bunch of students thatt were bullied and stuck together so they aren't even evil, gen 9 has ai sada and turo as villains or at least major antagonist
Gen 8 and 9 don't even have actual "villains". They don't have any particularly evil intentions. They just display extremely obsessive and/or selfish behaviors which end up causing trouble for everybody in the region. And in the case of Team Star, they were simply mildly disruptive towards other students. Like yeah, that's not proper behavior at a school, but unless they intended to use their modified Revavrooms as weapons or something, I'd say they were more a of community effort that got way out of hands than an actual menace towards society.
The closest we get to villains in Gen 9:
- Students who bully bullies so much, they don't realise they've become the very thing they seek to stop (Team Star)
- An out of control AI of a rival's parents (AI Sada/AI Turo)
- A much more aggressive & mean version of the player's bike dragon owned by the AI that most certainly has killed parents of one of the rivals, injured his dog, & almost killed the player's bike dragon (rogue Koridon/rogue Miraidon)
- One of the teachers who seeks world-ending treasures, who acts suspiciously when the protagonist has all of them caught (Raifort)
- A rival at Kitikami who slowly goes insane because of his sister forcing the player to lie to his face, & he takes over Blueberry Academy & becomes a bully for a while (Kieran)
- A teacher at Blueberry Academy who seems a little too obsessed with a little turtle's power & almost gets the player & a rival killed by it (Briar)
Cyrus doesn't even seem suprised at all, Shows how nothing Phases him anymore, even defeat.
I also like how N is seen as the most understanding of Villans with motives. His are as clear as day tbh lol
Giovanni: "You don't understand the beauty of stealing pokemon."
Dusknoir: "There are pokemon everywhere, plus with breeding all you need is one of every pokemon capable of it and a ditto, and you can just sell the eggs. Heck, make it a gacha thing."
pokerogue route
Well, if this Dusknoir ever came to me, I would have told him that I would be Matthew, the man who would help Billy The Puppet and Jigsaw by putting them into traps, and seeing how they live or die....Oh boy, I do think the Dusknoir would absolutely love coming over to the SAW series and see people put into unfortunate traps and mentally insane games.
*Reads intro* So sorry for your loss
Lysandre even has Cyrus’ face lol 😂
Of course, Dusknoir would only team up with peak.
"This world is imperfect. I must remake it to be perfect and beautiful. I - Light Yagami - must use the legendary power of the Death Note and Shinigami"
@@annaclifford6427 I give this a perfect and beautiful out of 10
Fuck yes new hypertrent pmd video!!
I guess more than one villains here shares the same brain cells..