It would be funny if this happened……. Deku: omg! Your hurt.. who hurt you? Me: OH! Um…… I… Deku: was it a villain? Who was it, speak to me! Me: I….. *Exhausted sigh* I tripped and fell on a lot of legos before… coming her…. Deku: You whut?!! 😳
*Walks in with a stiff limp, hunched over back, blood dripping from a head wound, and broken left hand* If you think I look bad... *coughs up a tiny amount of blood* you should see the other guys!
*was shot twice in the leg, once in the arm, and again in the shoulder. All the while bleeding profusely. And a new hit to the cheek which almost went though. With knife cut on the back and eyepatch* Pfft, please. I’ve had worse
@@FlyingTooFast Why is it that I can imagine the alley or scene of your attack is a blood stained nightmare that would make Toga puke and that Stain would be concerned.
I can imagine that Listener stumbled into the house and Deku immediately reached out and grabbed them. He would wrap his arms around them and carry them to a couch where listener could sit down and rest their aching and wounded body.
Me: *my clothes torn and damaged" Deku: Gamer! What happened to you?! Me: I got into a fight after school. I was walking home and a villain showed up outta nowhere and attacked me.... Deku: ....who did this to you? Me: I...I don't know the villains name, but I do remember that he had a kabuki mask. Deku: Stay here. I'll go find him and make him pay! Me: Okay. Just be careful
Me: I'm alright *has been donuted and and shoulder has been sliced* Deku: how are you so calm? Your body is in excruciating pain The villain that attacked me: i even tried to choke you, and you're still not dead My mind: I'm dead inside
Deku:*saying try to fight bakugou * Me:well i know damn well that person didn't survive 🙃 Deku:saying that didn't survive Me:I knew it well they got what they deserve
1:17 "I wanna know; who did this to you?" Uuuuh, depends, are you going to seek revenge (specifically murder) because then I can't tell ya with a good conscience. :'D If you're just going to apprehend them, suuuure I'll tell ya. Or a stern talking to.
I have an idea, if you run out of ideas.. Could you do an episode when we're heloung Izuku's mom, and he comes back, and Miss Midoriya tells him that we helped her a lot, Izuku thanks us, we become friends and things... That would be very comforting.. Also, you're soing a great job, you're Hella underrated... 🥺🍣
Deku: oh my gosh! Me: oh hell nah you ain’t getting the chocolate robot I work a month to steal from killua! Deku: -_- that’s not the point. Look, your hurt Me: oh yeah killua and his cat claws
@@AryashadeslayVA UH-OH, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-i just listened to their compilations and i am just curious, BUT I AM STILL EXPLORING YOURS! i didn't find out abt u a long time ago, sorry for sounding kinda rude.. 🥺
@@moonrigh2770 Nah!! Its okay!😊 I took no offence! His Deku series is superior to mine and it's one of my inspirations for even starting my channel in the first place! So I owe a lot to him❤
Person: -hurts me- Izuku: -grabs and rips a stop sign out of the ground- *YoU* *lOsT* *YoUr* *OxYgEn* *PrIvLeGeS* -green lightning goes everywhere- DETROIT SMASH %200,000,000! Me: WAIT NO IZ-
May you please do one where Aoyama used his quirk too much, so he gets a stomachache and you take care of him? I feel like that would be absolutely adorable and me and your fans would love it! Thanks!
Deku; “It’s your leg, isn’t it…” Me who has gotten immense scratched what we’re bleeding, bruises, and cramps in my left leg only while my right leg is completely fine; “what the *FU-*” ~audio cut out sounds~
Me: *gets hurt*
Deku: You have chosen death, then
Listener:*gets hurt*
Deku:who did this to you
Me:*getting all my guns * yeah who hurt you
@@midnightsezejinxthat made me laugh more than it should have……
Random person: *hurts us*
Deku: You have crossed the line, you son of a *gun*
Why do I imagine deku getting a gun and killing the person
@@izukumidoriya9309 Your talking about yourself-
@@izukumidoriya9309 IZU-KUN
@@togahimiko4924 hi...
@@kymchealsylumauig5412 yes
Deku: "Don't worry, I know how to deal with them"
Deku: ☆murder☆
Awwwww. He sounded so worried. First rule and last rule: Don’t make Deku mad. Whoever did this is in trouble now.
Hey I'm not the only wolf
True
@@midnightsezejinx dats a movie from studio ghibli it’s called princess Mononoke it’s really good 😁👍
@@audgerobinson780that profile picture looks 🆒
Me on the outside:This is fine👍
Me on the inside:*Blushing like crazy* HE CALLED ME MY ANGEL AAAHHHH
Aaaaaaaaaaaawwww 🥰
*Me Get's Hurt*
Deku: *YOU BIT-*
😭🤚🏾
Deku is really protective and he really cares for you I'm glad he's with you and protecting you no matter what trouble might throw at him 😁💪🏿👍🏿
I'm ok izuku *has a sword through the chest* this doesn't hurt.
oop
How about i pull it out?
That’s me
Deku : WHAT HAPPENED
Me : it’s just a little scratch
Also the scratch being a lamp going though my leg
Lol
Do you have the quirk of not being able to feel pain if yes then that would be amazing
Person:Litterly says something hurtful or hurts us.
Deku: I see you have chosen death today✨
Deku killing mode on
or can he
Deku:who hurt you. Meh:I stepped on a rock. Deku:takes the gun and shoots the rock!
It would be funny if this happened…….
Deku: omg! Your hurt.. who hurt you?
Me: OH! Um…… I…
Deku: was it a villain? Who was it, speak to me!
Me: I….. *Exhausted sigh* I tripped and fell on a lot of legos before… coming her….
Deku: You whut?!! 😳
😂
My mask is cracked and I feel like I'm dying but atleast the grimmchild is safe
yes
I'm sorry you have to suffer like you do hollow
I hope you can find happiness one day
HOLLOW KIGHT FAN YESS
I thought this said "grimlin child" for a second, I had to read it about 3 times...
Y/n : *hurt*
Deku : your free trial of living has *EXPIRED*
I like that one
Are we twins?
Deku: these wound are terrible
My wound: *got burnt in the face*
Me: don't worry,it's just a scratch wound
That’s me
Deku : these wounds are terrible
Me: it’s nothing bad izuku
Also me had an oven sticking thought my arm
Todoroki that u
@@ikickchildrensforliving4740 lmfao
@@Infectedwithrabies fr
"It's just a flesh wound"
Listener: *gets hurt*
Deku: So you woke up and choose violence, huh? 🙂
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Someone: *hurts listener*
Deku:your trial of free life privileges has ended
heyy mina!
@@izukumidoriya-xx2bn Hey 👋 please don't tell deku I'm here because I'm in the hospital and I need comfort
@@minatheteaspiller2143 i got you-
@@izukumidoriya-xx2bn Thanks 😊 hey you want to know who has crush on you
@@minatheteaspiller2143 yesssss!!! who?
Don't worry izuku it's just a scratch *it's actually a big hole in my chest*
Jesus Christ. If there is a hole in our chest, then how are we alive?
@JEMIAH HOLLAND anime logic, no one takes bleeding serious in anime
Yep same here :D *passes out from blood loss*
*Tis but a scratch*
Lemme guess he'll regenerate like eren yeager??
* *Deku wrapping bandages around my torso* *
Deku: “Tight enough?”
Me: “Yes, thank you..!”
You know I already broke the persons arms and legs right deku
*Walks in with a stiff limp, hunched over back, blood dripping from a head wound, and broken left hand* If you think I look bad... *coughs up a tiny amount of blood* you should see the other guys!
*was shot twice in the leg, once in the arm, and again in the shoulder. All the while bleeding profusely. And a new hit to the cheek which almost went though. With knife cut on the back and eyepatch*
Pfft, please. I’ve had worse
@@FlyingTooFast Why is it that I can imagine the alley or scene of your attack is a blood stained nightmare that would make Toga puke and that Stain would be concerned.
In other words…..
*mAMMa MIa DaS a LOtTA BLoOd!*
@@FlyingTooFast don't you mean
*F O R B I D D E N R A G U*
@@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp ja
Every time he says ‘I love you’ I’m always so tempted to say ‘I love me to’ 😂🤚
Deku being mad is kinda scary ngl 0_0
I know right 🥲👁👄👁
agree
Yeah
Someone : *hurts me*
Deku : WHO HURT MY WAIFU 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Me : 0///////////0
😳
It was MONAMA
Deku: your free life trial has ended 🔫
And now you get the premium trial of death called a coma😃
Someone hurts listener:
Deku: *and I took that personally*
Someone : hurts listener
Deku : you just reached your death wish 💀💀💀💀
Izuku: So you have chosen *death*
I can imagine that Listener stumbled into the house and Deku immediately reached out and grabbed them. He would wrap his arms around them and carry them to a couch where listener could sit down and rest their aching and wounded body.
Same
Yes
Me: *my clothes torn and damaged"
Deku: Gamer! What happened to you?!
Me: I got into a fight after school. I was walking home and a villain showed up outta nowhere and attacked me....
Deku: ....who did this to you?
Me: I...I don't know the villains name, but I do remember that he had a kabuki mask.
Deku: Stay here. I'll go find him and make him pay!
Me: Okay. Just be careful
fax
I was watching that moment. And I've never seen Deku so enraged like this before.
All what i have to Say is thank you 🌈☁✨🍀
(If izuku gets mad just start praying)
*pray*
And hope that he brings you mercy
Deku:ill make sure he pays double time for this 2:41
Me:oh shit well someone is gonna die
Oh man my boi Deku gonna mess someone up
Me: * reads title * My angel... * acurate biblical angel fashbacks *
Nice, never mad at some deku asmr.
Someone: Hurts Us
Deku: So you have chosen death I see
Me has scrape on my elbow: 😐 ow that hurt-
Deku: WHO DID THIS TO YOU!!!!
Me: the floor
Deku: WHAT FLOOR!!!!
Me : don’t worry hun it’s just a smol scratch ( it really is just a small scratch)
But Deku to the dude to hurt me anyway : ✨Murdered✨😌
Me-trips on floor
Deku: smashes the floor-
🤣🤣🤣
😂 lol
That person has just signed their own warrant by hurting us. Whelp, tis their fault. Also, good job on the audio. ^_^
Me: I'm alright *has been donuted and and shoulder has been sliced*
Deku: how are you so calm? Your body is in excruciating pain
The villain that attacked me: i even tried to choke you, and you're still not dead
My mind: I'm dead inside
Honestly same! 🤣😩
Same 🤣🤣
You can't kill what's already dead honey
Same tho- besides, no one and no thing can hurt me more than myself 🤣😂😅😭
NOOO NOT THE RENGOKU DONUT REFERENCE 😭
Listener: *gets hurt*
Deku: ok that's It! *finds random person*
Random person:😅..*scared af*
Holy moly , this what I'm talking about ....it was awesome , my like is yours UwU 🖤👍
Deku: who did this to you!?
Me: I tripped
Deku: you were in a fight
Me: no I fell
Deku: oh god
Me: you gotta be kidding me!
Deku:*saying try to fight bakugou *
Me:well i know damn well that person didn't survive 🙃
Deku:saying that didn't survive
Me:I knew it well they got what they deserve
I meant deku was saying someone try to fight bakugou
My anxiety :exists
Deku asmr videos: so you have chosen.. Death
Edit: this was really comforting- im writing this half asleep
Deku:who hurt you..m
Me:that bish maneta
1:17 "I wanna know; who did this to you?"
Uuuuh, depends, are you going to seek revenge (specifically murder) because then I can't tell ya with a good conscience. :'D
If you're just going to apprehend them, suuuure I'll tell ya. Or a stern talking to.
Y/n: *gets hurt*
Deku: So you wanna play with magic? 🔪
😂
Deku:these wounds are terrible!
Me: Tis but a scratch!
The person: **hurts me**
Me: Owie ;-;
Deku: *s o y o u h a v e c h o s e n*
*d e a t h*
deku: "who hurt you! i want to know!"
me: *looking at my homophobic family* _them_
I have an idea, if you run out of ideas.. Could you do an episode when we're heloung Izuku's mom, and he comes back, and Miss Midoriya tells him that we helped her a lot, Izuku thanks us, we become friends and things... That would be very comforting.. Also, you're soing a great job, you're Hella underrated... 🥺🍣
That is a good idea
Can you do a episode of Deku comforting the listener in bed at night?
Or maybe a episode called Kissing at nighttime
Me:where’s the ice
Deku:????
Me:ICE FIXES EVERYTHING :D
Oh wow I love it 😍💕😍😍
Cucumber Approved
I loved so much this part, thank you ♡♡
*Me after Deku goes to "talk with someone*: Deku..D-don't..Kill him/Bakugo...
Deku: Welcome back from your patrol my ang- *gasp*
Me: Heheh nothing (I didn't fight Bakubabe)
Some idiot : *Hurt listener*
Midoriya : …
Your free life coupon has expired…
-mission passed +SAVAGE
My Angel. Flash back to a villain calling Listener that Nickname...
Oh sh- I’m thinking Overhaul rn for some reason. Am I correct?
@@Venet1an_Gl4ss I think so. I heard it on SoundCloud so I'm not fully sure
uh..nooonononono im..noo overhaul noooooo
yeah i thought overhaul- with him and his germ complex he'd definitely call his s/o angel
@@eepysaint NGL, being called Angel is sweet, but from him...meh. However, Deku saying Angel, it doesn't seem to fit.
Deku: oh my gosh!
Me: oh hell nah you ain’t getting the chocolate robot I work a month to steal from killua!
Deku: -_- that’s not the point. Look, your hurt
Me: oh yeah killua and his cat claws
PFFTTT 😂
Deku: I love you my angel
Me: *in my room screeching my ears off*
i loveee this channel!!
Deku:OH MY GODD LETS GET THIS CLEANED UP me:oh it’s okay i only lost 7000000 blood sell’s-
Deku:OMG NO LET'S GO LET'S GO ASP
Some villain: *hurts Y/N*
Deku: your life has expired dont bother using it again
Deku:who hurt you!!
Me:sickness
Deku:you were atacked!?
Me:yes by germs
This makes me cry the good tears.
I'm fine *my jawline is loose and unhinged*
DEKU-IS-PISSED.WMV
NAH-AH BIRDIE,i need to see how your Deku series ends. I'm Hella curious :') sorry for sounding pushy anyway, wasn't my intention :
@@moonrigh2770 I'm coming back from my hiatus this Monday, and I'll probably have a Deku video out on Friday!
Are you say Birdie's Deku series is better than mine? 😂 Well you would be right!!😂
@@AryashadeslayVA UH-OH, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-i just listened to their compilations and i am just curious, BUT I AM STILL EXPLORING YOURS! i didn't find out abt u a long time ago, sorry for sounding kinda rude.. 🥺
@@moonrigh2770 Nah!! Its okay!😊 I took no offence! His Deku series is superior to mine and it's one of my inspirations for even starting my channel in the first place! So I owe a lot to him❤
Someone hurts us:
Me: ‘tis but a scratch!
Deku: My Angel..
Me: Oh shi- 🥴😳
It was so cute-
Ooh! Here’s a suggestion: maybe you could do one where we have dinner with Mama Midoriya and Izuku?
I love your videos! Keep up the great work!!
6K Sub special? ;)
Sure!!
why haven't i saw this yet,i have a hurt wrist rn and it HURTS BADDDDDD AAAAAAA
Hahaha..Bakuguo’s in danger-
It was definitely monama
me baking mad because sotto wasn’t in a video blames it on Sotto
I cried 😔✌🏽
Can you do a deku is dad of listener please 🥺
Me: **Got stabbed in the hand** I'm fine Izuku, you don't worry about me.
Brain: don't do it
Me: I'm not gonna say it I swear
Brain: DON'T
Me: ...
Me: it's the Mickey Mouse clubhouse-
I almost lost it 😅
Deku would make a statement to the whole world that he will protect us forever
Hello my twin
@@Samantha_Claire hiiiiii
@@Alex56884 WE SHOULD BUILD AN ARMY!?
@@Samantha_Claire OMG YESS
@@Alex56884 WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!
Me:just one scratch
Deku:*already tracked down the person who did it*
I agree with you on that point though I think I have a plan to stop villains from hurting everybody else!
Me: " Thanks bunny."
*Winces*
He is soooo fucking cute!
Don't worry I'm okay *I've been crushed by a steamroller*
Person: -hurts me-
Izuku: -grabs and rips a stop sign out of the ground- *YoU* *lOsT* *YoUr* *OxYgEn* *PrIvLeGeS* -green lightning goes everywhere- DETROIT SMASH %200,000,000!
Me: WAIT NO IZ-
Me: *gets killed by shigaraki*
Deku: your free trial of life has expired
Why did I think this was Mickey Mouse when he said angel ? Lol
* us gets hurt *
Deku: So you decided to perish and commit arson?
Deku:what happened
Me:My charger won't plug in 😭
Hello twin number 5
Deku: *destroys your phone charger*
There ya go!😁
me if I was in the house wait one hour for Deku to come home fake crying
May you please do one where Aoyama used his quirk too much, so he gets a stomachache and you take care of him? I feel like that would be absolutely adorable and me and your fans would love it! Thanks!
Someone hurts us:
Izu:You are about to kermit not AIIV€
Deku: who hurt you?
Me: I-it was bakugou
Deku: Im going to take care of them
I think so too!
We need to do something about this.
Deku; “It’s your leg, isn’t it…”
Me who has gotten immense scratched what we’re bleeding, bruises, and cramps in my left leg only while my right leg is completely fine; “what the *FU-*” ~audio cut out sounds~
“What happened to you!”
Me: life 😃
🤣😭 what happened to you me in Real Life ☺️🥰😍 just kissing the air right now
i’m getting so so so mad about Bakugo blames it on him i’ll just leave sotto alone
why do they call him koch on I hate him now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
no no May because they’re a fan what do you mean 😪
Hopefully you’re doing well
Ohhhhhhh you better run
I had a horse wreck the other day and then I found this is youtube trying to tell me something