I never loved my wife more than the moment she shouted, "YOU CAN'T FIRE PHASERS FROM A CLOAKED SHIP!" And in the next instant Scotty said, "You canna fire phasers from a cloaked ship!"
A few years late to the video, but I was sure Patton was going to be yelling at the professor that phasors are trans-light weapons and the problem wouldn't make sense...so I guess I was out-nerding the nerd there
I love that bit, I guess the audience were all theatre majors, or half way in a collective coma or something cause that one usually kills on a warmed up crowd
and then after the messiah did hold forth the truths of the universe in a very springsteenly manner the great CONAN did tower over him proving that good thing come in smaller packages and all the hosts did cheer like a laugh track from the sainted Gilligans Island rerun and it was good...
even if he wrote this word for word to deliver it with such precision is just talent...if he improved it, we are talking brilliance...does this seem like a guy who is on depression meds? i find this very interesting!
ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS B.S. IT'S TIME TA GET CRAIG FERGUSON (sp?) BACK ON TV..HIM AND SOME OF HIS/THE AMAZINGLY HOT FEMALE GUESTS' HE'S HAD ON HIS SHOW🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
I never loved my wife more than the moment she shouted, "YOU CAN'T FIRE PHASERS FROM A CLOAKED SHIP!" And in the next instant Scotty said, "You canna fire phasers from a cloaked ship!"
Three classic Oswalt bits in one single Conan interview. Thanks for uploading these!
I always love Patton on Conan and this is my favorite interview of his ever! Conan's (as well as our) reaction was priceless!
he was on fire that night
You stole my comment~! I totally agree.
I remember watching this live. This is when i discovered patton oswalt. The year before Jim Gaffigan did hot pocket on the very same show
KING OF QUEENS!
"Yes."
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGH
The “gray drapes,” line nearly caused me to choke 😂😂😂
Probably overly starched as well.
i will die happy knowing i got to see Patton do this bit on live TV
"Until you invent a ''lunch gun'' I want a failure pile in a sadness bowl!" -there we go folks, welcome to America!!
One of the best sets on any talk show, ever.
I've never heard Patton's KFC song with musical accompaniment before 😂
"...hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious. Your're welcome! We're science..." - LMFAO
seems oddly prescient now doesn't it? Thanks Wuhan. Thanks a lot.
@@bobf5360 that wasnt cancer. Corona isnt cancer. fake news.
Conan cut him off before he could finish the joke. It's all about "coulda", not "shoulda".
This is THE greatest bit anyone has ever done EVER😂🤣😂🤣
I even like that his Springsteen riff is different than what he sings in the actual special or on the CD or whatever
I don't know why but I love Patton Oswalt.
Estela Escalante Because he’s very funny, talented and original.
@ why
Still my all time favorite interview.
The KFC bowl bit is classic. So funny!!
Of course, Conan's feeding him cues so Patton can do his bits, but it's still funny.
I think this interview was before that special, iinm
Rewatching this is in my future for sure.
He is one of the funniest men ever to take the stage....
I feel like I'm dying from laughing so much right now! XD
You laugh so hard you get lightheaded because you can't get enough air in to breathe.
Don't think I've ever seen Conan laugh as much as this.
this is the best interview he ever did!
Goddamn he is always funny. I vaguely remember this from when it first aired
Patton was one of those kid's who would've won funniest state kid if they had a contest for it
I viscerally remembered the Cornish game hen through gray curtains line.
Most of these bits are on his Werewolves and Lollipops CD. Get it, you won't be sorry.
A few years late to the video, but I was sure Patton was going to be yelling at the professor that phasors are trans-light weapons and the problem wouldn't make sense...so I guess I was out-nerding the nerd there
Conan did nothing but laugh 😆 in this.
Patton+kfc bowl+MEGALEG= classic!!
Classic. Surprised those "Kentuck-0-Troughs" didn't get thought of sooner. We all know that pigs love to eat out of troughs....."right, 'MuriKuh?"
Classic appearance.
These bits made it into his act. Funny stuff!
I miss early and middle Patton
Remember watching this live.
it's like my favorite comedian performing my favorite bit in front of my favorite late night talk show host
Patton is brilliant. Hands down.
Such a classic
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I love that bit, I guess the audience were all theatre majors, or half way in a collective coma or something cause that one usually kills on a warmed up crowd
I need to get me a lunch gun. Definite advantage in a food fight
That is how you get yourself noticed.
Patton in his prime was an absolute beast
and then after the messiah did hold forth the truths of the universe in a very springsteenly manner the great CONAN did tower over him proving that good thing come in smaller packages and all the hosts did cheer like a laugh track from the sainted Gilligans Island rerun and it was good...
So, so, so, so funny!
I prefer "plop on a plate," to the bowl filled with plop lololol!! Yummy, though.
If Patton Oswalt was a true Star Trek fan, he would’ve remembered that Chekov manned the weapons station in ST: TMP; therefore no argument!
did you have to adjust your glasses at any point of stating that star trek fact
"Is there any way the bowl can play Pink Floyd's Great Gig in the Sky while I eat it alone in my apartment at 3 am?"
KING OF QUEENS!!!!! KING OF QUEENS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I would've felt embarrassed for the teacher, lol
he used this in a stand up special
This is damn funny
Can someone help me find the lyrics to Pattons song?
the guy was too good for the queen of queens
Do not quote me.
That failed greeting at the end
Funny funny guy
Remy is one funny guy.
... in defiance of God's will...
Pushing a Cornish game hen through these grey curtains. Omfg! 🫢🤢
even if he wrote this word for word to deliver it with such precision is just talent...if he improved it, we are talking brilliance...does this seem like a guy who is on depression meds? i find this very interesting!
Simpler times ...
It's still simpler times 😊
Tell all the aging baby boomers, that 70 is NOT, and will NEVER BE, the "new forty".
theyre just trying to make it sound less messed up when they date less than half their age
“ERECT IN DEFIANCE OF GOD’S WILL”
Sure would be nice if I could "like" this...
"That's just a cardiac stress test" Conan says.. then again he's just another clown according to Rob Zombie🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM.!!??
When Patton was funny
Don't hate, Love.
Oscock
where Tibbs at
Mmm I love the moment where Conan goes in for a hug and Patton offers him a handshake and Conan goes in for the fuckin hug anyways
ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS B.S. IT'S TIME TA GET CRAIG FERGUSON (sp?) BACK ON TV..HIM AND SOME OF HIS/THE AMAZINGLY HOT FEMALE GUESTS' HE'S HAD ON HIS SHOW🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
That was a sad bit fest. Though I like the guy.
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