This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Bro Vs Bro [with Ludwing] th-cam.com/video/t9HBRf_qWZg/w-d-xo.html 2. Elden Ring (Part 13) 3:24 Elden Ring 3:23:24 Brb Ends
I like to think she would’ve stopped and apologized after the first hit. “Oh- I’m sorry. I didn’t realize other people introduced themselves that way as well.”
When he says "if you rewind about an hour im probably purple and talking about getting hit in the balls", if you rewind exactly an hour, he is talking about getting hit in the balls while purple in that exact moment 3:48:35
1:19:30 Malenia, Blade of Miquella 3:34:44 Godskin Duo 4:22:28 Dragonlord Placidusax 5:05:25 Beast Clergyman 5:43:32 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing 5:59:33 Godfrey, First Elden Lord 6:27:15 Radagon of the Golden Order
still can't believe he beat all these bosses (except 2 of them) in this one stream, i honestly thought godskin duo and clergyman/malekith alone were gonna take him an entire stream
I appreciate that Jerma actually remembered Hoarah Loux from the intro. Most people who get to that phase just say "literally who?" when he says his name.
Hoarah Loux was to me what Mohg was to Jerma. For some reason I was really fixated on him and wondering when he'd show up. I popped off when he introduced himself
It really was. I'm glad he fought Malenia before the Farum Azula bosses after her. After beating Malenia, I was so hardened to 'bullshit' that I absolutely loved the bosses I fought after her. Even the Goskin Duo.
@@RitsuCurisu I also fought Malenia before going to Farum Azula, after hours of attempts with Malenia to finally beat her, I became numb to difficulty. I killed The Godskin Duo on my 2nd attempt, since in my mind "No boss is gonna be as hard as her"
I love the "I just wanna see this boss" in reference to malekith, at which point he detours to placidusax on the way and doesn't even stop after BEATING malekith. at which point he commits to taking on gideon and hoarah loux instead of just going to bed hours before
I like how through the whole game he called enemies and bosses that are obviously woman "that/this guy", but at the very end he calls a celestial goo monster "she"
it took me a while to realize why jerma is doing so good against malenia but here's why. jerma can inflict frostbite in like 2 or 3 spell casts and any fire damage resets the frostbite meter, so frostbite is hitting her for like a free 1k dmg every 3 or 4 hits and mambo resets the cycle.
The difference in patience between part 3 stream jerma and part 13 jerma. Jerma gets killed by the boss ten times in part 3 and he’s humble, twice by the boss in part 13 and he’s like “what the fuck???!”
that's what summons do to a person, summonwhales get hit by a boss once instead of their aggro hog and freak out, solochads learn from each hit they take.
Underrated Jerma-horror material: Set the resolution to 144/240p whenever theres a facecam. Unflattering faces become unsettling, and unsettling faces become fight or flight evoking.
I love the part where he gets shot at by a bunch of ballistae twice, takes two steps to the side and gets hit then says, "Seriously? What's the range on that thing?". 32:58
I mainly think it cuz they don’t wanna miss out on the stream but they getting to tired to watch… seems like a skill issue to me. Lol shit is super annoying
I mainly think it cuz they don’t wanna miss out on the stream but they getting to tired to watch… seems like a skill issue to me. Lol shit is super annoying
i was listening to this in the background and so when 1:17:01 happened i legitimately thought it was some kind of in-game enemy sound i'd never heard before
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED MONDO IS CLEARING HER FROSTBITE STATUS. I’m sitting here shaking my head bc all he’s doing is healing her and drawing aggro until I fucking remembered that in DS3 pvp if you used a frostbite status build you have to have a torch in your off hand bc hitting a frostbitten target with fire damage clears the status so you can proc them again without having to wait for its duration
1:01:58 why do their screams sound so similar 2:20:10 this is what conversing with the greater will looks like 3:08:55 he got so angry he had a mild aneurysm 5:49:55 amazing voice acting
"I'm just going in with my eyes closed, fuck it, who cares" -literally lives longer by rolling into walls and chugging pots "WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT I DIED?!" 3:08:36 boys/gals, I was in fucking TEARS laughing at this shit. best fucking moment i swear.
This might just be my hyper fixation but frog stream sounds great ngl. Having a herpetologist coming on and showing off a bunch of reptiles and amphibians like what you'd sometimes see in elementary school but on a bigger scale (no pun intended) would be pretty entertaining. Like the archeology/geology stream but without cracking things open
I can't believe this streamer got so heated over a minor dispute he threatened to put all Melania's into a meat grinder; don't matter if it's the boss or just regular people with the same name either...what a psycho
Ikr, in my opinion, this is solid evidence that violent videogames CAUSE real violence. It's absolutely despicable that people makes these types of games. All they do is appeal to the MALE FANTASY!!!!! 😡🤬🤬😡🥵🤮 EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!
01:19:32 - Milenia, Blade of Miquella 01:33:52 - "shpee" vocal stim returns 01:45:00 - Sus Guy kills Phase 1 for the first time 02:45:30 - Cat Boy attempts Blade of Miquella Phase 1 solo 1st time 02:47:12 - Germ fights Samara 03:08:30 - Jeremeyes-closed attempt 03:27:14 - Compassionate Jermogus 03:34:43 - Jermskin Duo 04:22:19 to 04:50:33 - Dragonlord Jermcidusax 05:05:25 - Jermst Clergyman / Jeremyketh
He'd honestly have had an easier time if he just learned the bosses moves instead of making an elaborate rube goldberg-esque system of random bullshit to cheese her
Did jerma completely not notice that the Finger Reader at the Roundtable is fucking DEAD. He just like, walks up there "yeah i should check the Godfrey armor" and doesnt notice she doesnt speak and is slumped over DEAD
@@sharpiefumes It's a shame, really. Demon Souls, DS1, and DS2 were restrained and methodical in their presentation. They tried something different with Bloodborne, but by DS3, Sekiro, and Elden Ring, it devolved into over-the-top shonen anime bullshit. All spectacle, no mechanical substance. Fromsoft has lost their way.
These bosses really put into perspective how much Jerma struggled with Sekiro. The Mohg and Malenia incident seem so long but they are both only slightly over hour so far. For Both Demon of Hatred and the last boss of Sekiro he was stuck on them for like 4 or 5 hours.
Malenia could be a really amazing boss. Because to be honest she’s not that hard to fight apart from the Waterfowl Dance. Compared to literally everything else she does it is so insanely hard to deal with. And helping people out in co-op I’ve seen her do it 2-3 times in a row with little to no breaks in between, which is hard for anyone to deal with unless they’re dodging perfectly, but even then her movement can be inconsistent enough to make that difficult to do as well no matter how good you get at dodging it.
I tend to just ignore people that defend Waterfowl Dance, that specific move made me feel like Malenia was a boss fight where the RNG decided if you won or not. Plus, a little salty that they scrapped the original animation that looked really pretty imo for the garbage one.
This video is part of a larger stream that goes
1. Bro Vs Bro [with Ludwing] th-cam.com/video/t9HBRf_qWZg/w-d-xo.html
2. Elden Ring (Part 13)
3:24 Elden Ring
3:23:24 Brb Ends
Mambo deserves to be the Elden Lord
Agreed
FromSoft patch in Age of Mambo ending NOW
“I am mambo, sword of jerma”
Elden Lord Mambo and his five noble knights, The Boys!
Oh, and Jerma is the prestigious Elden Janitor
Who?
"I am Malenia... Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat."
"I am Jerma. Sword of Edg-"
I like to think she would’ve stopped and apologized after the first hit.
“Oh- I’m sorry. I didn’t realize other people introduced themselves that way as well.”
Malenia: "I'm the only one who gets to monologue here."
She definitely sucker punches and cheats when she can, no doubt
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 "if you reply, then it's not a MONOLOGUE" *murders jerma*
Watching Mambo rush in fearlessly at the start of her 2nd phase was so inspiring. I hope I find a friend like him some day.
When he says "if you rewind about an hour im probably purple and talking about getting hit in the balls", if you rewind exactly an hour, he is talking about getting hit in the balls while purple in that exact moment 3:48:35
nut kick!
Best gamer moment of the year.
Put it in the edit, edit guy!
Impressive internal clock
it really stinks in here
5:49:40 “And who can forget Sir Giddion Ofnir, The ALL KNOWWWINGG 😩😩😩😩”
I watched that like 3 times XD
He completely lost it at that moment
I laughed my ass off.
It's something about it as Gideon rolls runs and spams, going into full human PvP mode.
His voice impression was on point!
The way Gideon stares Jerma down at 5:44:46 is haunting and hilarious and he doesn't even notice it.
Ikr that was disturbing
He turns his head to look right at the camera... Never seen any boss or enemy in the game do that.
@@LtCdrXander part of me wonders if it was intentional. He spent most of his life learning deep magical arts, maybe he learned he’s in a game…
@@thein8ererator518 no he's really just looking at the player's location
WHAT THE FUCK
1:19:30 Malenia, Blade of Miquella
3:34:44 Godskin Duo
4:22:28 Dragonlord Placidusax
5:05:25 Beast Clergyman
5:43:32 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing
5:59:33 Godfrey, First Elden Lord
6:27:15 Radagon of the Golden Order
love the 2 hour difference from Malenia to Godksin duo
still can't believe he beat all these bosses (except 2 of them) in this one stream, i honestly thought godskin duo and clergyman/malekith alone were gonna take him an entire stream
@@swaggymungdaal yeah it's pretty impressive. I struggles a bit on 3 of them for a few hours.
Equal parts hilarious and humiliating that Sir Gideon is a better sorcerer than Jerma's character.
Insane single-stream boss run
Love how he was more pissed at malenia standing in the air for so long instead of the actual attack
I appreciate that Jerma actually remembered Hoarah Loux from the intro. Most people who get to that phase just say "literally who?" when he says his name.
SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE AAAALL KNOWING must have jogged his memory
fellow ougi enjoyer
good to see
i felt the same way cuz when i first played i completely forgot he was ever mentioned in the intro.
he's seen that intro so many times at this point
Hoarah Loux was to me what Mohg was to Jerma. For some reason I was really fixated on him and wondering when he'd show up. I popped off when he introduced himself
BY GOD IT'S HOARAX LOUX WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
Watching someone else figure out in real time how insane Malenia's healing is was really cathartic.
It really was. I'm glad he fought Malenia before the Farum Azula bosses after her. After beating Malenia, I was so hardened to 'bullshit' that I absolutely loved the bosses I fought after her. Even the Goskin Duo.
How long did he actually need to beat her in total? I had to invest full 5hrs to down her, as a complete warrior, no magic or spirits.
@@KnucklesR2 it took him 5 hours. But only. 2 of them are here.
@@Skyking549 Thanks for the info ^^
@@RitsuCurisu I also fought Malenia before going to Farum Azula, after hours of attempts with Malenia to finally beat her, I became numb to difficulty. I killed The Godskin Duo on my 2nd attempt, since in my mind "No boss is gonna be as hard as her"
unbelievably hyped for FromSoft’s upcoming titles, Slash Arc and Nut Kick
Nut Kick should be a Souls game about trying to be the winning sperm, but your creator is REALLY irresponsible with his balls.
i was too until Jerma spoiled it.
I love the "I just wanna see this boss" in reference to malekith, at which point he detours to placidusax on the way and doesn't even stop after BEATING malekith. at which point he commits to taking on gideon and hoarah loux instead of just going to bed hours before
I like how through the whole game he called enemies and bosses that are obviously woman "that/this guy", but at the very end he calls a celestial goo monster "she"
thats what people do, like astel people call her she
Except melania who he mostly referred to as 'this bitch' 😂
Jerma: Fighting the final boss of the game
"Who are the two fingers??????"
Watching him and Mombo work together is amazing, he really is a great Pokémon trainer.
I was in fucking awe that he still uses the baby rattle
Love hearing "think ill end it after this boss, without beating it" then seeing 3 more stream hours
it took me a while to realize why jerma is doing so good against malenia but here's why. jerma can inflict frostbite in like 2 or 3 spell casts and any fire damage resets the frostbite meter, so frostbite is hitting her for like a free 1k dmg every 3 or 4 hits and mambo resets the cycle.
Frostbite CARRIES late game bosses, I wish I had known that my first run.
Adulas Moonblade was also just still incredibly overpowered back when he played.
Its damage has been nerfed by like 40% since then
jerma and mambo really is the perfect duo not those wandering joe bidens he has been using since his first boss fight.
Wait until you see someone run in with the prophet class starter spell and blow kisses at her for a second or two 😮
@@imjonathan6745 wandering joe bidens lmao
3:53:20
Okay, but that’s like the wildest random jump I’ve ever fucking seen. Especially from Jerma. Holy shit.
The difference in patience between part 3 stream jerma and part 13 jerma. Jerma gets killed by the boss ten times in part 3 and he’s humble, twice by the boss in part 13 and he’s like “what the fuck???!”
that's what summons do to a person, summonwhales get hit by a boss once instead of their aggro hog and freak out, solochads learn from each hit they take.
@@As_Expected_of_Pieck imagine thinking this but for real.
That's late game elden ring for ya
@@As_Expected_of_Pieck least elitist souls player.
nice pfp
Poor Mambo. He didn't want to fight Melania or Dragonlord Flaccid dude's sack. He's like a pokemon with a trainer that hates him.
nah theyre buds
5:49:40 I CANT STOP LAUGHING HIS DELIVERY JUST GETS ME
Gotta love Jerma going "I just wanna SEE the boss, then I'm going to bed" an then looking at the timer and seeing there's like 3 hours left in the VOD
*proceeds to play all the way to the end of the fucking game* lmao
Underrated Jerma-horror material: Set the resolution to 144/240p whenever theres a facecam. Unflattering faces become unsettling, and unsettling faces become fight or flight evoking.
I love the part where he gets shot at by a bunch of ballistae twice, takes two steps to the side and gets hit then says, "Seriously? What's the range on that thing?". 32:58
1:21:30 Is going to go down as one of my all time favourite Jerma moments
I am Jerma, sword of IAHHHYWW! *does 0 damage and dies*
2:20:10 This needs to be a new "Out of context" Jerma moment to share with all your friends.
"Ain't nothin' in there is there, Gideon? You're out of spell power, aren't y -"
5:51:43
He sounds like flowey
Fell asleep to this last night and had the most vivid and excruciating nightmares
Gotta be honest, people who complain about the stream running late are annoying as hell. Just leave?? Nobody is making you stay lmfao
I mainly think it cuz they don’t wanna miss out on the stream but they getting to tired to watch… seems like a skill issue to me. Lol shit is super annoying
I mainly think it cuz they don’t wanna miss out on the stream but they getting to tired to watch… seems like a skill issue to me. Lol shit is super annoying
@@pophippo9421 I just don't understand why they dont watch the vod then. It's there for a reason.
@@Azore because everything has to happen this exact moment live ofc. Zoomers be zooming ig x_x
@@nikita1911001 old people don’t complain about young people challenge: Impossible
i was listening to this in the background and so when 1:17:01 happened i legitimately thought it was some kind of in-game enemy sound i'd never heard before
Jerma saying "Don't roll to the left" to himself and then immediately doing it is the funniest most brainfart moment I've seen in these stream xD
3:48:30 "rewind by about an hour or two" -----> 2:48:43 lol
Jerma, Blade of Mambo
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED MONDO IS CLEARING HER FROSTBITE STATUS. I’m sitting here shaking my head bc all he’s doing is healing her and drawing aggro until I fucking remembered that in DS3 pvp if you used a frostbite status build you have to have a torch in your off hand bc hitting a frostbitten target with fire damage clears the status so you can proc them again without having to wait for its duration
holy ur a genius
omg. mambo the mv fucking p for real. love this funky little guy !!!!!
"Proc"?
@@MisterNewYear souls pvp players are anything but genius
@@futurfry it’s just an epic gamer bacon word for triggering an effect
01:27:24 he can literally curl up in the air and become a moon
jerma literally out here complaining the boss is giving him time to run away from the attack
I don't want the Elden Ring streams to end.
"Yeah yeah guys, don't worry, I'm gonna go to bed right after....." beats 4 major bosses and almost the game
1:01:58 why do their screams sound so similar
2:20:10 this is what conversing with the greater will looks like
3:08:55 he got so angry he had a mild aneurysm
5:49:55 amazing voice acting
I haven’t been this invested in a series since Diablo II
I literally spent 57 hours on youtube this week watching a maniac
I unironically want to level up my own Mambo.
seeing jerma think that any NPC would ever run out of magic juice is a pretty good bit
The whole Gideon arc was the funniest part of the stream.
4:41:42 shot with a discombobulator ray
3:49:47 I also had the godskin boss music stuck in my head for like a month
Woke up at 4am to see that he was still streaming.
1:19:39 it begins
That Gideon fight was like Pinwheel all over again
I'm going to be sad when these are over.
Don’t worry there’s still the MESTRONG stream and he also said he’ll do atleast one PVP stream :)
And the 40 years it’ll take his boomer brain to beat Malenia
@@JohnLozo Looking forward to it!
he's still missing a few bosses and even an entire area so I hope there's at least 2 streams still coming excluding pvp
@@kiiturii What area is his missing? Ainsel?
"I'm just going in with my eyes closed, fuck it, who cares"
-literally lives longer by rolling into walls and chugging pots
"WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT I DIED?!"
3:08:36
boys/gals, I was in fucking TEARS laughing at this shit. best fucking moment i swear.
kinda zoned out when i originally watched that section so i didnt notice that part lmao this is gold
Horah Loux is a Baki character inserted into Elden Ring.
5:06:26 “noted”
This might just be my hyper fixation but frog stream sounds great ngl. Having a herpetologist coming on and showing off a bunch of reptiles and amphibians like what you'd sometimes see in elementary school but on a bigger scale (no pun intended) would be pretty entertaining. Like the archeology/geology stream but without cracking things open
Can't wait till he licks a frog
jerma is just going to dissect a live frog on stream while screaming incomprehensibly
Can’t wait to see Mambo in Jerma Rumble 2022
I can't believe this streamer got so heated over a minor dispute he threatened to put all Melania's into a meat grinder; don't matter if it's the boss or just regular people with the same name either...what a psycho
Ikr, in my opinion, this is solid evidence that violent videogames CAUSE real violence. It's absolutely despicable that people makes these types of games. All they do is appeal to the MALE FANTASY!!!!! 😡🤬🤬😡🥵🤮
EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!
Im digging Jerma's fasion Souls. He looks like a FF9 character
Vivi has really let go.
might as well call it a year with all these faces and noises
i was crying laughing at 5:49:40
I just got COVID and these streams are the only thing keeping me going. Praise big daddy jerm
was exact same for me last week, i spent 8+ hours a day just watching these streams feeling like i was dying, lifesavers, hope u feel better soon
@@hatechm for real covid sucks mega ass and thank you I’ve had no breathing problems so I should be cool :)
01:19:32 - Milenia, Blade of Miquella
01:33:52 - "shpee" vocal stim returns
01:45:00 - Sus Guy kills Phase 1 for the first time
02:45:30 - Cat Boy attempts Blade of Miquella Phase 1 solo 1st time
02:47:12 - Germ fights Samara
03:08:30 - Jeremeyes-closed attempt
03:27:14 - Compassionate Jermogus
03:34:43 - Jermskin Duo
04:22:19 to 04:50:33 - Dragonlord Jermcidusax
05:05:25 - Jermst Clergyman / Jeremyketh
I fell asleep mid stream ty for uploading!
This is probably the best gideon ofnir fight🤣
I like how he names all his summons
The two summons I use are 'spear guy' and 'tear guy' 😅 jerma is obviously more creative than me
IS THIS A FUCKING CARTOON.
its been a while since ive seen such a meltdown from jerma but damn that malenia fight is fucked.
Jerma has relived the Simpsons hit and run trauma in that fight
He'd honestly have had an easier time if he just learned the bosses moves instead of making an elaborate rube goldberg-esque system of random bullshit to cheese her
the fight look's fucking incredible though. one of the coolest looking characters
5:06:25 “ok, don’t roll to the left. noted.” *immediately rolls to the left and dies*
47:41 The "No frog stream" to the "Turn my urinal on" pipeline
3:08:12 Jerma's inner werewolf coming out
Watching Jerma do the same thing over and over again and expect different consequences is incredible.
5:48:59 my favorite part of the stream
Man, Dragonlord is probably my favorite battle in Elden Ring. It's way cooler than it has any right to be. I'd say my second is Mohg.
Top 3 coolest and most fun are Maliketh and those two, imo
@@futurfry My top three as well, actually.
morgott cool as well if u do him at right level he has the most balanced moveset and some of the coolest combos
The message that called the baby rattle an accessory is so funny.
Edit: Seeing him do it twice was amazing against radagon.
02:20:12 he's really lost it
You know he's mad when he imitates the sound of the attack that killed him
The schadenfreude one experiences from watching Malenia-induced suffering has no equal
Farum Azula is probably the coolest looking and least fun to play area in the game
mr "2 min left before bed" strummer
then proceed to beat secret boss, maliketh and godfrey lol
1:45:20 Burgah Boy Technique / Phase Two
The real question Jerma should have asked was why he needs to buy gear off of a dead vendor.
Did jerma completely not notice that the Finger Reader at the Roundtable is fucking DEAD. He just like, walks up there "yeah i should check the Godfrey armor" and doesnt notice she doesnt speak and is slumped over DEAD
Jerma's the type of guy to run straight away from a falling building in action movies
3:08:30 Blind Run
5:06:26 "don't roll to the left. noted."
was it? was it really noted?
2:47:44 streamer's claw things malfunctioned and attacked their master
STILL HASN'T BOUGHT A LANTERN
I think that train has sailed unfortunately.
06:07:09 "yeah i know its time to go to bed" *streams for another hour*
Man couldn't kill Malenia so instead the psycho murdered everyone else
You are so funny Jerma because of Malenia's Scarlet Aeonia attack.
"Is this a cartoon?" Yes, during the developer's coke and energy drink binge, they forgot they were making a video game and not anime.
That boss shouldve stayed as the sekiro Tomoe concept. A wet dream Metal Gear Revengeance katana boss has no place in Elden Ring
@@sharpiefumes there's literally a class called samurai
honestly commander naills foot lightning thing is 10x more anime then malenia hovering for a split second I said it
@@Star-pl1xs which in no way invalidates my point as both of them are just as out of place
@@sharpiefumes It's a shame, really. Demon Souls, DS1, and DS2 were restrained and methodical in their presentation. They tried something different with Bloodborne, but by DS3, Sekiro, and Elden Ring, it devolved into over-the-top shonen anime bullshit. All spectacle, no mechanical substance. Fromsoft has lost their way.
1:14:00 WHERES THE ITEM!? I didn’t get it!?!?
Literaly got ittt dkskksn
I love the Burgah Boy technique.
1:43:02 Jermas face of realization right there kills me
6:11:39 spirit of Hoover the Talking Seal comes out
These bosses really put into perspective how much Jerma struggled with Sekiro. The Mohg and Malenia incident seem so long but they are both only slightly over hour so far. For Both Demon of Hatred and the last boss of Sekiro he was stuck on them for like 4 or 5 hours.
shoutout to the next stream for being several additional hours’ worth of Melania attempts
jerma pogging every time he gets a frost proc will never get old
Malenia could be a really amazing boss. Because to be honest she’s not that hard to fight apart from the Waterfowl Dance. Compared to literally everything else she does it is so insanely hard to deal with. And helping people out in co-op I’ve seen her do it 2-3 times in a row with little to no breaks in between, which is hard for anyone to deal with unless they’re dodging perfectly, but even then her movement can be inconsistent enough to make that difficult to do as well no matter how good you get at dodging it.
I tend to just ignore people that defend Waterfowl Dance, that specific move made me feel like Malenia was a boss fight where the RNG decided if you won or not. Plus, a little salty that they scrapped the original animation that looked really pretty imo for the garbage one.
Jerma is a talented swordsman
Jesus that dmg on Malenia was insane. Serpent + frostbite might be the ultimate cheese strat