Twenty-one proto-tanks and tank concepts that never made it to battle

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  • @kamekase85
    @kamekase85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6721

    In defence of DaVinci, he usually drew all his schematics with inherent flaws if they should be stolen, he also wrote all note using mirror so that the text was inverted.

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      In defence of Leonardo. His last name isn’t da Vinci. He didn’t have a last name.

    • @warc8us
      @warc8us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

      He knew how gears worked. I think he just had a sense of humor about it. I think your idea is correct, that it was intentionally wrong so that if someone stole the drawings and tried to build it, they'd end up with an embarrassing mistake.

    • @davideb.4290
      @davideb.4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      @@peterknutsen3070 da Vinci was used as last name. Many people in Italy had their place of birth as last name

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Talhoffer also had some designs that were very difficult to figure out even by modern scholars. It is thought that he used the strange angles and construction mistakes were on purpose. Anyone interested in his designs would still have to pay him for building them.
      I think the 'tank design' that is pushed by horses was by him and I would be careful to disregard the design. I don't think anyone would wish to challenge the front gun and the side guns (especially if you use small shot) will ensure the enemy will keep his distance. Sure, the horses are vulnerable, but you could use it to force a hole into the enemy formation and if you have it follow up with troops they could provide defense for the horses.
      He also had a design for a functional diving suit. It is thought that the plan was to get a spy or saboteur through a moat or cross a river among other possible uses.

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      That's actually pretty clever.
      Ancient time password.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    "The hull and turret could be separated for air transport."
    The turret looks like it could BE an air transport...

    • @GrimFaceHunter
      @GrimFaceHunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It looks like those aerodynamic over the roof car storage's.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      reminds me of the galaxy-class battle cruisers from Star Trek ^^

    • @emptank
      @emptank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This clearly was meant to fight alongside the flying saucers the army was also researching at the time. The tank would drive up to the battlefield on its economic regular tank engine before the saucer section would lift off and fly into battle returning to hunker down in case nukes started flying or to refule.

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That idea is something like an inspiration for the HT-01B Magella Attack tank in MS Gundam 1979.

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dereenaldoambun9158 A man of culture, I see

  • @Orious_Jekx
    @Orious_Jekx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    17:25
    * slaps wings on a tank *
    Russian engineers: Yeah, that seems about right

    • @Yutyrannid8705
      @Yutyrannid8705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is a good idea though

    • @bullfrogboss8008
      @bullfrogboss8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am I the only one who read it with Russian accent?

    • @bewaffneterfrosch176
      @bewaffneterfrosch176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about battleship with wings or aircraft carrier with wings? Pretty cool. Like mobile airport

    • @maxvyros432
      @maxvyros432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bewaffneterfrosch176 how about a carrier for aircraft carriers, things could have been massive

    • @bewaffneterfrosch176
      @bewaffneterfrosch176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxvyros432 And on those carriers there will be planes :D

  • @RebornV3
    @RebornV3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    at 14:04 "so how large do you want the front wheels to be" "Yes"

  • @evernewb2073
    @evernewb2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    funny thing about davinci's designs: he intentionally put critical flaws into nearly all of his sketches/renditions/etc because people were *CONSTANTLY* stealing his shit and quite frankly a lot of the stuff he came up with was stuff he never wanted to have actually built.
    the sucess rates of his actual prototypes and even a lot of the details in his artwork heavily support the idea that the majority of these critical issues were intentional.
    Tesla was pretty similar come to think of it, for exactly the same damned reason, eddison was quite literally the father of industrialized patent theft to the point where he managed to crowd out and outright kill off most of the thousands of other assholes hounding the area to steal anything trying to make it's way through the patent offices.

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Edison's on record for having more US patents than anyone else, but that's because he'd patent - under his name - anything invented by any of his employees, even if the idea was totally impractical, just in case somebody figured a way to use it. He still gets credit for things he didn't invent.

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@jimodonnelly7762 and what most of his employees were doing was figuring out ways to make working prototypes of things that other people had tried to patent, or straight up hanging out at the patent office...though I'd imagine most of the literal mobsters working for him weren't on official payroll
      he also owned most of the newspapers in town and put them to good use.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And now, 500 years later, people are finally smart enough to just be mildly annoyed by his intentional design flaws and fix them

    • @daleunsaque
      @daleunsaque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Then Otacon was right when designing REX with a "character flaw"...

    • @halotrixzdj
      @halotrixzdj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I came to say the same about Leo.

  • @NOVAFrederick
    @NOVAFrederick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    The Ratte's size is stupid we know....
    But c'mon,,, it looks badass.
    Who wouldn't want to blast a castle to smithereens with that.

    • @comrade-princesscelestia4907
      @comrade-princesscelestia4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      If I ever become a Billionaire, Imma make all the batshit crazy German Wunderwaffen from ww2

    • @sturmtruppen2353
      @sturmtruppen2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Doctor Doom I don’t think a billion is gonna cut it

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You can test drive it in War Thunder. I've seen a video of it being "tested"....

    • @LS-sp5hr
      @LS-sp5hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And 14 inch armor? Crew would be pretty safe

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It would be sitting at the bottom of a crater before getting in range, unfortunately. Artillery and bombers would have a field day with these

  • @MazNator
    @MazNator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    tzar tank might not've been great, but imagine being in the trenches. You look out and see a line of those thirty-foot-tall monstrosities rolling towards you. Jesus that would be terrifying.

    • @glitterboy2098
      @glitterboy2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i'm surprised they didn't try putting another set of the big wheels on the back. which seems like it would have resolved the mobility issue. still would have been a terrible tank though.

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine seeing it in battlefield one, even tho it wasn’t in any offensives it would be cool
      (also for those wondering why I’m completely fine with this, it’s cause if the char c2)

    • @joeypaulzine3769
      @joeypaulzine3769 ปีที่แล้ว

      that’s not scary that’s just confusing and kinda goofy

    • @Hanz13171
      @Hanz13171 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joeypaulzine3769yea but it would of definitely been a morale breaker

  • @stephenbesley3177
    @stephenbesley3177 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Probably the nearest anyone came to armoured warfare in the pre industrial age may have been the Hussites with their protected wagons and horses that converted into mobile forts

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were definitely not the only ones to do that. War wagons pop up across multiple different civilizations throughout time

  • @killdeer
    @killdeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Little Wars is so wholesome. The idea that he invented this game to play with his kids and loved it so much they just kept expanding it and adding ideas. In parts he talks about how he needed more terrain so they acquired some handy pieces of lumber. Its really amazing for anyone who is a fan of war gaming.

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The question is, did Wells ever stat out the Tripods for it?

  • @TheNumberOfTheSix
    @TheNumberOfTheSix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4356

    The idea of battle droids with a british accent is hilarious and I'll never forgive George Lucas for passing up on a wonderful opportunity

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This comment made me think of Robot Wars, then I got sad.

    • @envynemo4170
      @envynemo4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What battletech??

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Bah. We Brit's are actually quite proud of our position of cinematic emminence in the portrayal of villainy.
      Usually the only other demographics for villains is Russian, German, or if desperate Texan or French.

    • @pwprochazka
      @pwprochazka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@jimtaylor294 The British, German and Russian villains always drive a G-Wagon. Texan bad guy is in a Suburban and the French villains just wander around looking for a ride from someone.

    • @mrlucky5025
      @mrlucky5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pwprochazka lmao Vastly under-rated comment.

  • @vojtechhoracek7704
    @vojtechhoracek7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Let's squeeze no. 22 in there: 1420 and the Hussite war wagons. Technically a proto-APC really, but when equipped with a bunch of handheld guns or howitzers, they could also act as tanks in a defensive role.

    • @slydiogenes8796
      @slydiogenes8796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except this video is about tanks that never made it to battle.

    • @retrowave69
      @retrowave69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but... they were actually used in battle. And effectively!

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Warhammer Fantasy Battles took those things but GW decided they wanted them mobile. A WFB war wagon is a chariot, armoured horses pull the thing around and it smacks into people. The wagon is a higher platform where a motley crew with pistols, flails and spears can stab down on people. Being 80's Warhammer it is of course brightly coloured with lots of standards and insigna painted on.

  • @glassramen
    @glassramen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    @ 5:02 I would definitely interpret that as an indication that the cannon was able to swivel simply because it isn't drawn or colored like the rest of it. Besides, that'd be much more effective for such a design. I'd also like to make note of how similar it is to antiarmor guns from the past century. Maybe that's where they got the idea from, or it's just such a simple design that makes sense that it was only natural it'd reappear.

  • @stefanaguinaldosoerensen2355
    @stefanaguinaldosoerensen2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    18:39 Imperial Guard engineers furiously taking notes

    • @TheHiyy
      @TheHiyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      (He's talking about the Baneblade)

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Praise To Omnissiah!

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      To give you an idea how excessive the Ratte was, it was designed to be 35 m (115 ft) long while the Baneblade is "only" 13.5m (44ft) long

    • @HORRIOR1
      @HORRIOR1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MollymaukT Yeah but to be fair, there are tanks larger than Ratte in Imperium's army.

    • @almachizit3207
      @almachizit3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HORRIOR1 not really, unless you're considering titans to be tanks. Imperial tanks only get slightly larger than the Baneblade.

  • @ImLaminarBro
    @ImLaminarBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "I'll be honest, that was a little bit weird"

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tanks for sharing 📉😎📈

    • @drgud3900
      @drgud3900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TANKS

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I had never done one before, and can report that those who came to see me were all very pleasant and seemed to have a much better grasp of how to manage things than I did. No one outstayed his welcome, and it took me about an hour and a half to get through the queue. I now also have a nice lathe-turned wooden pull for my bathroom light-switch.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JTA1961 I hate you.

  • @bigballzmcdrawz2921
    @bigballzmcdrawz2921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Rattle looks like something straight out of Warhammer 40k.

  • @Yetipfote
    @Yetipfote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:31 I like that they used the form of a aries as a ram because they watched nature and saw that aries always ram into stuff effectively. It is cute!

  • @paulrdgers3914
    @paulrdgers3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    18:36
    "Apocalypse Tank reporting for duty." "I am the apocalypse."
    ah red alert, the good ol' days.

  • @therealcarlxii
    @therealcarlxii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    The Ratte would fit perfectly into the Warhammer 40k setting.

    • @InquisitorBoomBoom
      @InquisitorBoomBoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Ratte already have Brethren in Imperium of Mankind.

    • @ethanblevins1116
      @ethanblevins1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      BANEBLAAAAADE!!!

    • @damienblock6998
      @damienblock6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ethanblevins1116 I sense heresy!

    • @damienblock6998
      @damienblock6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Warhammer 40k would have been perfect for the Ratte.

    • @HitandRyan
      @HitandRyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is probably one of the Lindybeige videos I've watched the most. There's just something about Lloyd critiquing ridiculous tank designs that never ceases to amuse me

  • @Anthropomorph
    @Anthropomorph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    16:18 As a child I designed my own tank and it looked VERY similar to this, I feel really good about myself. Hahaha! Now I love your video buuuut on this particular tank? Unless those slits over the guns were added by the person who made the model, and the picture with the plans are made by someone other than the designer, It was designed to where you could see out of it. The tiny vertical slits above all of the cannons and guns were more than enough for someone to be able to see from especially considering the thing is basically two giant wheels. If a forward gunner needed to see something it would be nothing to stop and pivot left and right to pan the area, if the guns could not swing on their own, which honestly it does look like they could. Or even better serpentine until you sight something to shoot. Anything bigger than a slit on a tank is 5 alarm stupid when you actually have to have a person looking out of the literal HOLE in the tank... The only thing that would have honestly have been iffy, was the fact that it was gas tight..... Back then? Gas tight might have translated into AIR-TIGHT... and THAT might be a problem. Especially since I am willing to bet the engine heat alone might have made it unbearable.... Not to mention poor ventilation in the event of exhaust leaks. But who knows? Perhaps they would have worked all of that out? I wanna build one now.

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    "8 demi gods can't move Da Vinci's tank.."
    Ezio: Hold my wine.

    • @king.kthebest6158
      @king.kthebest6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maui: Hold my staff

    • @joaquinwithers722
      @joaquinwithers722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nice name, I'll take your entire stock

    • @iarchive.9219
      @iarchive.9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      treeleaf_375 nah m8 i already bought em all.

    • @DraconianGhost
      @DraconianGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you everywhere... WHERE IS MY MERCHANDISE

    • @northernnugget
      @northernnugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ..is this an assassins creed reference? cant tell lmao

  • @T.V_boi
    @T.V_boi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    "We just built the design for a tank with naval guns, 2 Maus cannons, and anti aircraft guns! Not to mention it has 14 inch armor!"
    "But does it work?"
    "What?"

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think the Ratte was meant to use several engines... designed for battleships aa

    • @storeboughtpelmen3789
      @storeboughtpelmen3789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@insomniacbritgaming1632 submarines if I recall correctly

    • @v_Shami
      @v_Shami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      like a child's design of a tank

    • @patrickkeller2193
      @patrickkeller2193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It was a design meant to impress the man, which it did, but there were people smart enough to cancel his orders to actually build the thing.

    • @greatpower6063
      @greatpower6063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey guys! I drew this, isn't it cool?- some guy in medieval europe.

  • @kalo_vera
    @kalo_vera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It's a shame the Ratte was so impractical
    It looks so cool 😔

    • @jackCollin403
      @jackCollin403 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Imagine if they somehow made it effective and usable.

    • @pizzaismine7307
      @pizzaismine7307 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Looks like a baneblade, I wonder where he got its inspiration from. Hmmmm

    • @esasuonborai2593
      @esasuonborai2593 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If it was finished the germans would lose the war faster..

  • @genghiskhan7041
    @genghiskhan7041 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some really interesting concepts amongst those designs. I enjoyed this video, thanks!

  • @dappertabby5126
    @dappertabby5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    I lost it as soon as he said “11 inch naval guns” while talking about a tank

    • @sabotabby3372
      @sabotabby3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A tank was hit by a 14 inch AP round in the Korean War iirc

    • @kazivance3803
      @kazivance3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sabotabby3372 source?

    • @lyndon4610
      @lyndon4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      less than a foot long guns in a 50 foot long giant german ratte

    • @andrewstrongman305
      @andrewstrongman305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@lyndon4610 Seriously? 11 inches is the diameter of the bore. The guns themselves were 51 ft in length. The Ratte would have been 115 ft long. Perhaps Google stuff before you say something stupid?

    • @lyndon4610
      @lyndon4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewstrongman305 I know, I was mocking it, WOOOOSH

  • @Loup-mx7yt
    @Loup-mx7yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Mom help me, there is a weird British man in the house and he is talking to me about tanks and wants me to subscribe to the great courses plus!

    • @cubking0
      @cubking0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TANKS!!!

    • @Real_Zero_
      @Real_Zero_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and TANKS!!!

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but is a tank with a Bren superior to a tank with a Spandau?

    • @loafofbakedbread
      @loafofbakedbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also TANKS

    • @T0mmy7777
      @T0mmy7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont forgot the TANKs

  • @littlegrabbiZZ9PZA
    @littlegrabbiZZ9PZA ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That "nuke-proof" concept reminds me of the turret of the more modern Merkava variants. Sloped armor gonna slope, I guess.

  • @starzkream
    @starzkream ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely LOVED this video. Thank you so much for making it!

  • @dcmurphy5157
    @dcmurphy5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    4:10 this was intentional so nobody could just steal his design and sell it.

    • @zoolkhan
      @zoolkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      same for the ratte - it was intentionally designed so large and heavy, no one would have been able to steal it

    • @merlinwimmer846
      @merlinwimmer846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@zoolkhan it would have required a huge amount of resources, so no one would have been able to steel it

    • @johnjones5601
      @johnjones5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I too came to clear da Vinci’s name, besides purposefully sabotaging his designs, he also learned to write upside down and backwards to keep his inventions safe

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      in a world without patents,
      they made the thief suffer.

    • @fulalbatross
      @fulalbatross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ass Muncher We know he knew how gears work. We know he knew how to translate a design onto paper. We also know it was common practice at the time for any inventor to alter their schematics to trip up thieves and spies. To pretend we can't know anything true in this particular instance is, at best, pure denial.

  • @The_Arctic_Kiwi
    @The_Arctic_Kiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Twenty-One Proto-Tanks is my favourite band.

    • @acomou3562
      @acomou3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You would

    • @trapqueenaustin
      @trapqueenaustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine two

    • @dangrf8216
      @dangrf8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The title looks like a goreliaz cover

    • @shiaburex4697
      @shiaburex4697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Favorite*

    • @dangrf8216
      @dangrf8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shiaburex4697 TH-cam comment section *

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Lindybeige meet and greet is definitely on my bucket list lol. Informative video as always Lindy

  • @Nooziterp1
    @Nooziterp1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love his sense of humour. It makes his videos informative and entertaining. Like that teacher at school who always put a little humour into his or her lessons that made them all the more interesting.

  • @dannydont8942
    @dannydont8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Could it be that HG Wells' design had such a tall roof so if any smoke was trapped inside it would rise?

    • @bartenz4307
      @bartenz4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And being steam powered there would be a lot of heat to disapate.

    • @princecharon
      @princecharon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Maybe the roof was where the boiler or the main water-reservoir went, since it was steam-powered? Of course, I wouldn't want that over *my* head, but you've got to put it somewhere. Perhaps the steam engine was simply intended to be tall, and that required a tall roof.

    • @erikjarandson5458
      @erikjarandson5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You may be right. Apparently, H. G. Wells was an avid cigar smoker... ;-)

    • @logicallion2196
      @logicallion2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAMNIT! I JUST COMMENTED THAT.... then saw this...

    • @comrade-princesscelestia4907
      @comrade-princesscelestia4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joe Average What if its cold

  • @saintjohn6295
    @saintjohn6295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    If you screw up your eyes, and squint... That Assyrian Siege Tower could very well pass for a certain Trojan Horse? Especially if you're writing about The 'Siege' of Troy, several hundred years after the fact. We all know how these authors love to embellish their tall tales?

    • @Hugh.Manatee
      @Hugh.Manatee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really though it looked more like a wooden rabbit... Now where is my cowtapult?

    • @therandomham1403
      @therandomham1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Thelondonbadger Where the hell did you get semites from? They literally just talked about the Assyrians and the Greeks...

    • @juanmonsalvo95
      @juanmonsalvo95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Thelondonbadger I didn`t know racists were blaming even the fall of troy on the jews, the joke tells itself

    • @Whalebarf
      @Whalebarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Caleb OKAY He is being ironic...

    • @bo_392
      @bo_392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ryan Yarnevich choose a better avatar if you're going to troll cause you suck at it

  • @somebod8703
    @somebod8703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:25 This tank design lacks a plank for throwing spies into a sarlacc pit.

  • @KingofGeo
    @KingofGeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tank you for posting these!

  • @joshuasanchez2070
    @joshuasanchez2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Engineers: so how big do you want your tank to be?
    Germans: Yes!

    • @CraftsmanShengCanweget10KSubs
      @CraftsmanShengCanweget10KSubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they are actually would make it, at least one, that P1000 Landkreuzer is nothing to them, look at the ginormous ship they build , compare with the p1000 , the p1000 is a piece of cake , fortunately and unfortunately Albert Speer stopped them.

    • @HentiVentai
      @HentiVentai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just imagine what kind of stuff will be built if the war lasted longer

    • @bluepro9846
      @bluepro9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ja!
      *laughts in german*

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never get this joke still

    • @jimthesoundman8641
      @jimthesoundman8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aspopulvera9130 I think the joke is, that the engineers would suggest a figure for how big the tank would be... 500 tons? 1000 tons? 2000 tons? and no matter what they asked, the germans would say YES! as there was no figure which was beyond them.

  • @scouttroopermerc1506
    @scouttroopermerc1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Ratte.
    Everyone: that's way to heavy.
    Me: what would the Imperium of Mankind think?

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BOLO MK.33: "Hey there, little brother."

    • @urbypilot2136
      @urbypilot2136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was counting the barrels on the Ratte. I think it put the Baneblade to shame.

    • @bitterleafcastle1552
      @bitterleafcastle1552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@urbypilot2136 Yeah, the Baneblade would literally be smaller than this thing, it's bloody hilarious

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And to think there's rumors/plans? bits a that have survived suggesting an even bigger armored SPG. The Landkreuzer P.1500 Monster. Basically a Railroad cannon on tracks. The 1500 is supposed to be it's tonnage as well I don't know where Germany was thinking they'd get anywhere near 800 tons of steel let alone 1200 tons (estimated that some 20 or so % of the total weight goes to the engine and components) to play around with.

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BANEBLADE!

  • @ricardomedeiros2505
    @ricardomedeiros2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First video I saw from you , and the TANKS part at the beginning was enough for me to subscribe 😂👍

  • @bubblezovlove7213
    @bubblezovlove7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like your content Lindybiege. It's always so interesting....

  • @gonk9315
    @gonk9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    5:44
    *rips line of coke*
    "LETS PUT A FIRST RATE ON THE LAND"
    "wha-"
    "GIVE IT S P I K E S"
    "i don-"
    "ITS CREWED BY HORSES"
    "ludwig sto-"
    "IT NEEDS W I N D O W S"
    "its open topp-"
    "S P I K E S"

    • @joshuahmitchell873
      @joshuahmitchell873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y E A H

    • @neitherman9997
      @neitherman9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "AND GIVE IT EVEN MORE CANNON ! MORE CANNON EVERYWHERE"

    • @liamsteinhardt8634
      @liamsteinhardt8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like how two words of your name is german, but the word german isn't in german lol

    • @gonk9315
      @gonk9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liamsteinhardt8634 close enuff xd

    • @gouverneur2001
      @gouverneur2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gonk9315 It should also be Der Soldat considering it's a male noun.

  • @erickjericho6460
    @erickjericho6460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Honestly those tanks are useful "if" aircraft weren't invented

  • @ronmailloux8655
    @ronmailloux8655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the always amusing and often informative LindyBeige

  • @hueyiroquois3839
    @hueyiroquois3839 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tanks for another high quality video.

  • @Jagonath
    @Jagonath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Lindybeige: This tank weighs over a thousand tonnes. It's not exactly stealthy. The enemy will just drop bombs on it.
    Baneblade crew: HEEEREEETIC!!

    • @rommdan2716
      @rommdan2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Warhammer 40k have NOT realistic combat, otherwise all the armies would be using self-replicating drones with Animal AI

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rommdan2716 but Abominable Intelligence is heresy, they had a terminator situation in the past, so don't allow it. And most of their tech is lost.
      But hey, the tau use drones and such.

    • @kshatriya1414
      @kshatriya1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rommel Daniel Vidal Sotto Why use drones when you have humans from Hive worlds?

    • @stevenrith2386
      @stevenrith2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kshatriya1414 but they still use ww1 tank designs in 41st millennium. what a joke ?

    • @rommdan2716
      @rommdan2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FFKonoko
      Whit Animal AI you can have Trillions of Trillons of trillons more armies than with just fleshy humans

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "It has a turret with guns, so it was definitely a tank"
    **angry tank destroyer noises**

    • @mattjones2303
      @mattjones2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Arguably though, tank destroyers aren't "tanks", they are better described as self propelled guns, such as mobile artillery are.

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mattjones2303 yeah no one cares

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@vanukas8783 Well, everybody seriously interested in tanks does.

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@agp11001 I dont. I assumed nobody cares because its basically just a cheaper alternative to tank.
      Unless its german.

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@vanukas8783 Yeah. that's basically like calling a bulldozer a tank because both have tracks.
      In other words: misleading and uninformed.

  • @ahsanshadman1413
    @ahsanshadman1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome ! Presenting serious information in such a funny way

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ngl, when I heard that B-1 near the end say "we are a bit rubbish", I felt that.

  • @jamesdai9418
    @jamesdai9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Leanardo's tank design included the flaw with the gears as a type of security against people copying his design, similar to how cartographers put roads that don't exist onto parts of their map so they can tell if someone copies their work

    • @sbybby
      @sbybby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Garviel Loken You seriously under estimate the genius of the man. He did it to make it less likely that lesser minds would be able to take credit for his work, not to make it impossible to copy. It was like the OP said, cartographers would often place roads to nowhere to know if someone had just hardcopied their work. For the purpose of keeping secrets, he had brilliant ways of concealing his truly secret work (that which would have had him executed for being a heretic). His IQ was estimated to be approx 220, which is up there. He didn't make simple mechanical mistakes concerning the direction of gears.

    • @jeffhousen8968
      @jeffhousen8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      would any of his designs work without modifications?

    • @jamesdai9418
      @jamesdai9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffhousen8968 I don't know all of his designs but at a quick glance, I would say likely not but I don't think he's famous in terms of engineering for practical designs, but just more for his vision. The concepts in his designs were things we couldn't realize with technology until the mid 20th century such as helicopters.

    • @jamesdai9418
      @jamesdai9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Garviel Loken I think that's fair, but I also don't think its something he would "accidentally" leave in his design like Lindy suggests. I think it does serve a purpose, maybe as a minor deterrent to your average Joe like Sebastian mentioned. This is highly theoretical but if he was smart enough, he could possibly have safeties against copyright that aren't obvious in the drawing, such as maybe he made the dimensions 2 times in all scales to make it too heavy to move or something, but my main point was just to say that I think Lindy gave him way too little credit.

    • @KevlarrTheBarbarian
      @KevlarrTheBarbarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe it was just a quick sketch as a concept he didn't fully think through.

  • @ronanbarkus7801
    @ronanbarkus7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I love how some British armor designs looks like they got ideas from kitchen wear

    • @kibukun
      @kibukun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can't blame them. That's the closest they can have to a weapon let alone a knife.

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, if you imagine some british nobles sitting in dinner table, discussing about better ways to fight a war, maybe the chief innovator being overly excited Graham Chapman, using soup bowls for helmets, with sauce dripping from his hair, and sending them away to designers to make weapons, you are probably ending with a historical document instead of comedy.

    • @mrmegahousefly
      @mrmegahousefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenwood mixers were made by a man who was in a British armoured division.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kibukun - they are allowed to defend themselves wth narwhal tusks, for now.

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course, when you need to hold a tea party on the go on the western front or the deserts pf north Africa why not have your equipment be glorified kitchenware. Efficient and fool proof if i say so myself.

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought that that orb-shaped tanks would be my favorite, but your saved the best for last. That DARPA tank is on point.

  • @readmore8302
    @readmore8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I know where all those Numidians were getting their designs from. Very crafty George!

  • @NorthEevee
    @NorthEevee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Everyone: TONK
    Me seeing Dutch writing throughout the exhibition: _Wilhelmus intensifies_

    • @brushstroke2720
      @brushstroke2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      gekoloniseerd

    • @marcosnijder
      @marcosnijder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This exhibition was previously in Soesterberg, the Dutch National militairy museum had this on display.

    • @marcuszc3172
      @marcuszc3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heb ik dit gemist ? :-(

    • @steyn1775
      @steyn1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *G E K O L O N I S E E R D!*

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *V E R W I J D E R K O K O S N O O T*

  • @fernandosalvador369
    @fernandosalvador369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    5:15 Ah! Yes, the horse-traumatizer 500.

  • @jarniwoop
    @jarniwoop ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #4 'I do like a tank with dormer windows. We don't see that enough.' I agree.

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    TANKS for making this video

  • @adamheywood113
    @adamheywood113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "Wheel move good"
    --"But what if wheel but men inside? Not be killed?"
    "Yes, better"
    --"But what if men but with weapons?"
    And thus, the *T A N K K*

    • @catarmour375
      @catarmour375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      -“And what if give it wings, like bird?”
      “Better then.”

    • @michaelbuckers
      @michaelbuckers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      T A N C C

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TONK

    • @sergioguerra7551
      @sergioguerra7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Germans in 1916 chilling, when they hear a weird tractor noice coming from the British trench lines
      German: guess i’ll die

  • @therakshasan8547
    @therakshasan8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    De Vinci would deliberately design failure in his drawing because sometimes the Sponsor would just steal the design and not pay him.

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true dat

    • @friedlyddw
      @friedlyddw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Good idea, il tell my math teacher i do that too to avoid people copying answers from me.

    • @AgentOrangeeeee
      @AgentOrangeeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@friedlyddw Nerd

    • @friedlyddw
      @friedlyddw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a joke:

    • @friedlyddw
      @friedlyddw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont intentionally fail maths

  • @MisteriosGloriosos922
    @MisteriosGloriosos922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Love your vids !! Liked and Subscribed*

  • @heatrayzvideo3007
    @heatrayzvideo3007 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tanks for doing this

  • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303
    @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    World of tanks: *now this looks like a job for me*

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yet none of these tanks have even remotely mentioned being added. Like 50% of the "tanks" here are pre-tank (What I mean by that is they were made before 1916, when the first tank was invented.) and the others are ridiculous. The only one that might even have a slight 000000.1% chance is the nuclear tank thingy. Its from the appropriate time and not a giant like the Ratte.

    • @geoffreyM2TW
      @geoffreyM2TW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet the German one with the ship cannons would become a very popular choice. On the other hand, Lindybeige forgot to mention the O-I, O-Ni, O-Ho, Type 4 and Type 5.

    • @MrPobanz
      @MrPobanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geoffreyM2TW "Oho, was für ein toller Panzer das ist!" said the german engineer when taking a glance at some japanese heavy tank designs.

    • @derbe8647
      @derbe8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrPobanz Heureka! Welch ein Prachtexemplar von Panzerkraftwagen.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going into battle with a wooden tank would be awesome!
      (I'd survive as long as I usually do.)

  • @the_once-and-future_king.
    @the_once-and-future_king. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Everyone else: tries to make a viable war machine.
    America: Makes a tricycle, a hamster wheel and a ball.
    Yee-haw indeed.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *_'Murica_*

    • @73_65
      @73_65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      America then: Weird shit
      America now: Weird shit that (mostly)works

    • @thecolinman3448
      @thecolinman3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yee haw indeed

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@73_65 if it works it works

    • @Xick
      @Xick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair, that one where they put a boat on top of a tractor looks like it could've been put together by four men in an afternoon for $1000, which is essentially the tank philosophy that won WW2.

  • @matthewrinehart2367
    @matthewrinehart2367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the commentary!

  • @Rich.Staples
    @Rich.Staples 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to tell you this was one of the both most educational and funny video of yours I've seen. Your really do have quite a bit of skill at making learning fun. Also this fills a niche of people who have at some point in their childhood had wondered what possibilities exist (or don't) to make a truly fearsome war machine given how boring tank designs these days look. The one designed to fire nukes looks like something a more modern designer would consider advantageous (minus the nukes of course). Interesting to see all the sorts of designs conceived of that dont look like a conglomeration of giant Lego bricks.

  • @LaneLibra
    @LaneLibra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Whaaaaat? Another Lindy vid this soon!? What have we done to be so blessed!?

    • @REX-gq6ur
      @REX-gq6ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean he's on par with womble but dang this is great.

    • @REX-gq6ur
      @REX-gq6ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean he's on par with womble but dang this is great.

  • @tuppybrill4915
    @tuppybrill4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    3:30 “Open 2 3, Out 2 3, Bang 2 3, Bang 2 3, In 2 3, Shut
    Which quote turns up later in the video - sorry Lindy😔

    • @alfnoakes392
      @alfnoakes392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      From Dads Army I believe, the squad 'firing' their guns through little ports in the side of Jones butchers lorry.

    • @DeDerpyDerp_
      @DeDerpyDerp_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think you ment 10:00 m8

    • @Brown-streak_studios
      @Brown-streak_studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol dad’s army

    • @tattoo78ish
      @tattoo78ish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That will be from Dad's Army. At 10:04.

  • @alphatonic1481
    @alphatonic1481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @14:25: That Tsar Tank looks like the inspiration for the IG-227 Hailfire-class droid tank from Star Wars.

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing of this video is amazing

  • @fitzroys5255
    @fitzroys5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Lads, I think we are all dead and are in heaven

  • @luispt77
    @luispt77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Just imagine beeing in the Ratte's loo and the whole thing fires the navel guns. What a mess...

    • @Pablo-xy3lo
      @Pablo-xy3lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Splash splash

    • @noahross6563
      @noahross6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spoken splash now I'm taking a bath.

    • @vipertwenty249
      @vipertwenty249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never keep guns in your navel - if one goes off you won't be needing any sex change operation, it definitely would be a mess and it really isn't fun. Naval guns, on the other hand, are a whole different thing. Spelling is important sometimes.

  • @4boatpeople
    @4boatpeople 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    luv ur videos, thank u very much!

  • @ggilft4073
    @ggilft4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Coming to World of Tanks in patch 2.0 along with wheeled artillery.

    • @sturmtruppen2353
      @sturmtruppen2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In a game with no planes i think the ratte would fair well

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sturmtruppen2353 and also where tanks are dropped straight into battle with no consideration for logistics. Maybe this is what the Germans were planning for all along...

    • @jonathanhinchliffe672
      @jonathanhinchliffe672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@taloob493 then again the nazi economy wasnt fairing well by the end so they wouldnt be able to spam gold ammo

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      War Thunder now introduces negative battle rank?

    • @commode7x
      @commode7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to ride into the battlefield against a ratte with an armada of horse-drawn ballistas

  • @JaysCoolThings
    @JaysCoolThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    22:00 looks like something the Combine would build

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, it actualy really does

    • @christiancinnabars1402
      @christiancinnabars1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks like a Combine APC that is missing its lower armor and missile launchers. The machine gun turret is even on the roof of the vehicle; albeit much further back.

    • @Reansensei111
      @Reansensei111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      pick up that can!

  • @FetterWaschbaer1994
    @FetterWaschbaer1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like his energy 😁
    Nice video !

  • @JTA1961
    @JTA1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tanks for sharing... the ONLY & I say ONLY Channel I'll not fast-forward the commercial.

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "You wouldn't want to be next to a petrol tank with explosives flying around..."
    *britishgrenadiers.mp3*

    • @tacosloth613
      @tacosloth613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @alfredomalich
      @alfredomalich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You wouldn't want to be next to a petrol tank with explosives flying around..." agreed, but a steam engine is not really better when hit by explosives or even shrapnell of size. overheatet steam in a smal compartment is nasty stuff.

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      alfredomalich congrats you have detected sarcasm

  • @gododoof
    @gododoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    DARPA Ground-X looks like a vehicle the Combine would drive.

    • @mr.ooptoot4674
      @mr.ooptoot4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @LordMekanicus
      @LordMekanicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The suspension and driveline also looks similar to Halo's Warthog.

  • @dpraptorP
    @dpraptorP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this documentary! Never saw most of these and it was presented with some great humor. Look forward to seeing more videos! Know what I mean? Nudge, Nude, Wink, Wink, Say no More!

  • @nathancox6249
    @nathancox6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tanks for this

  • @orev5035
    @orev5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    We're living in the unfortunate timeline wherein Ludwig's castle-tank idea never took off.

    • @paulgibert6390
      @paulgibert6390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mortal engine is merely a documentary in that universe

    • @northseaempireenjoyer6388
      @northseaempireenjoyer6388 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer his Armoured Personnel Carrrier design more imo

  • @auber4773
    @auber4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:14 for a second i thought he was going to say "World War 3 Tanks" and was scared the British were planning something.

  • @abigoreternal7537
    @abigoreternal7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tanks for the video!!

  • @gerry5134
    @gerry5134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found that very interesting, thank you

  • @sirlionson2207
    @sirlionson2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Drinking game: take a shot everytime he says "tanks"

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      A sure road to alcohol poisoning.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lindybeige im sure he can tank a lot.

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lindybeige one would need a veritable tank of alcohol.
      I’ll see myself out.

    • @raservesthedinner7620
      @raservesthedinner7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lindybeige It would be enough for even water poisoning

    • @apocalypticsurvivor1881
      @apocalypticsurvivor1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lindybeige sorry but I have to tell you that your video has 1 mistake. Some of the tanks where built, you even said it yourself. But it still is a great vidio and I enjoyed it.
      And now where I checked the title I feel a little stupid.

  • @incubus_the_man
    @incubus_the_man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think the Ratte was meant to be used as mobile artillery and not as a traditional tank. Using it that way would be more practical. I don't think that rail mounted guns were as large as the guns on the Ratte and since the Ratte was tracked, it didn't' depend on rails. Even with that said, logistics still would have been a major issue. Bombers would have been far more efficient than this type of artillery.

    • @swyntopia
      @swyntopia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There where leftover guns from planned battle ships !
      ( Or replace guns for sunk battle ship. )
      So "Ratte" was "recycling" !

  • @wesleythegreatgamer0943
    @wesleythegreatgamer0943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tanks alot for this video

  • @DarthPickleCT
    @DarthPickleCT ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like the castle concept as it reminds me of the marvel giant space worm which had guns on the side similar, it really looks awesome

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    10:04 love the Dads army reference 😂

    • @georgewilton6759
      @georgewilton6759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yh that cracked me up to 😂👌

    • @t_k_blitz4837
      @t_k_blitz4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DON’T PANIC!!
      *DON’T PANIC!!!!!*

    • @lukerettie
      @lukerettie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't tell him Pike!

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lukerettie Stupid boy.

    • @drbungholebob993
      @drbungholebob993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!!!!

  • @MikaelKKarlsson
    @MikaelKKarlsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Announcer: Next up we have the classic Infantry Support G-
    Visitor: TANK!!!!!
    Whispering announcer: can we not invite that guy next year?

    • @raymondhamill8421
      @raymondhamill8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll still be there next year. *TANK!*

  • @LINKfromTHElegendOFz
    @LINKfromTHElegendOFz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thinking about this, It really gives an idea where some Inspiration came from for Command & Conquer on The Vehicles, Like.
    The Mammoth Tank from the Soviets in C&C Red Alert - 18:36
    The Buggy from the Brotherhood of NOD in Classic C&C - 21:51
    At least these are what came to mind, watching this Video.

    • @whatscout78
      @whatscout78 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also the landship fro Battlefield 1 13:45

  • @Rob-fy9iw
    @Rob-fy9iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aside from the great content (as usual) I love the Dad's Army reference thrown in!

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Now I want to see an alt history movie about 17th century kingdoms fighting each other using horse drawn armoured personnel carriers, and dropping musket wielding soldiers into battle like modern war films.

    • @combobulous7044
      @combobulous7044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      with Leonardo Da Vinci glider dive bombers and helicopters

    • @bugfighter5949
      @bugfighter5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MY MANS, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HUSSITE WARS ?

    • @benjaminpont220
      @benjaminpont220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I 100% wanna see this, that’d be amazing

    • @elgostine
      @elgostine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also armed with revolving pistols and rifles which we did have (look up revolving flintlock and youll find originals from 1600)

  • @zephyrus339
    @zephyrus339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    5:28 What if the Orks and Empire of Warhammer were actually friends and after a drunken night decided to celebrate it by making a war machine together.

    • @somnius2519
      @somnius2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fungus beer does strange things to a mind.

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL I remember years ago I was playing WWII miniatures with my buddies. One of the vehicles on the filed was a Sturmhaubitze - StuG III with the 105. All of a sudden one guy starts laughing. "I just thought 'Sturmhobbits' and thought of hobbits in Fritz helmets carrying MP40s piling out of the back of a Hanomag!" Well, the game came to a halt as we all came up with an elaborate scenario where Sauron won the War of the Ring, and eventually developed portals to allow his forces to conquer other worlds. We had Sturmhobbits, Dwarven tanks, Uruk-Hai Sturmtruppen, etc. What a great time.

  • @Copenhageninterpretation
    @Copenhageninterpretation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like having a lot of cannons regardless if all were operational or possible to fire was more of a deterrent. Probably was purposely made to make enemies fear it.

  • @traceymacy
    @traceymacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i really liked the design of the WW1 tanks with the tracks up and over ,(ie the mark V tank)

  • @zedmercury2605
    @zedmercury2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    14:06 The two giant wheels of the tsar tank oddly reminds me of that hail fire tank from the star wars prequels,
    Wonder if they took inspiration

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah they did

    • @The_HangManofMidan
      @The_HangManofMidan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also the tumble weed tank reminds me of the one in BattleShip 2012

    • @daenor7807
      @daenor7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This I agree with

  • @jimbob4240
    @jimbob4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Lindy be like: yeah can I get a side of tanks with my tank make it extra armoured

    • @jeremyfeldmann7969
      @jeremyfeldmann7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If i buy one can i get 2nd one half off

    • @apexinstinct
      @apexinstinct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeremyfeldmann7969 Now your thinking like a true Soviet tank officer!

  • @WalldoTheWInner
    @WalldoTheWInner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those models are incredible

  • @Edddy929
    @Edddy929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tank you for the information

  • @randomstranger_3
    @randomstranger_3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Most of those huge ass “tanks” qualifies more as a mobile fortress than a tank that most of us are familiar with.