How Many Gammorean Guards Die a Month in Jabba's Palace?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2021
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The economical advantage about them is the fact that they die so fast, that most of them die before they can cash up their first check.
It doesn't really matter if they die sonce there's most likely trillions of them if we take into account how fast pigs breed
Not to mention that Hutts work with base fours when it comes to paying dum dums, unless they are dealing with others in a bidding war or making you pay up, you ain't getting jack.
That's very true you could use them as Cannon fodder or pair them up with other units
Killing the Gammoreans at the door is like sounding on the doorbell or knocking on the door.
lol
Honestly if I was there Home planet’s government the punishment for murder would have the extra option of being one of Jabba’s front door guards
Imagine if Jabba had a mailman it'd be: *Blaster shot* Delivery for Jabba the Hutt
It's like in 40k when a planetary defense force is killed to a man. It's just how they say hello
I would argue Luke doesn't kill those Gamorreans, more just chokes them until they pass out. Like you said, bit dark side otherwise
Funny thing about Luke, though Yoda says his training is complete, Luke's training never actually gets completed. Luke, on many occasions, displayed what some would consider to be dark side tendencies, and he used dark side abilities relatively often. Luke was not a typical jedi, he was prone to human weaknesses, something actual jedi were eager to reject. Human weaknesses, of course, leads to the dark side in some form.
@@danielduncan6806 maybe that’s why his training was complete he can use both
But if oxygen starvation of the brain kills off brain cells and gammorans maybe have 4 on average a loss of any would probably leave them too stupid to be anything but a vegetable.... A pork flavored veggie??
@@danielduncan6806 I thought the point was that he brought balance to not only the Galaxy but himself.
@@danielduncan6806 Luke did, initially, try to strike down the unarmed Emperor Palpatine on the 2nd Death Star, only to be thwarted by Vader. So, yeah, I can see that. I mean, as well, Luke force grabbed a blaster while standing before an unarmed Jabba, intending on using the blaster against the Hutt, (resulting in a visit to the rancor.) So, when push comes to shove, and he's not confronting an un-handed father figure (snark,) Luke can get pretty dark. And now that I've looked at it this way, Luke's attack on Ben Solo doesn't seem so implausible.
So it’s possible that Gamoreans are cheaper than droids and are definitely cheaper than Mandalorians. Droids require upkeep, especially on desert planets where the sand can jam up joints or interfere with optics, not to mention the power requirements if you need to recharge them at regular intervals, plus they lack instincts for danger. Using them for indoor security as a reserve force will keep them out of the way and on standby if you base is attacked. Keeping a small group of Mandalorians around as a personal body guards allows you to bring them with you when you have to leave or return. Gamoreans more or less only need to be fed, given a place to eat and a weapon that doesn’t run out of energy that they can use in close quarters. Pretty cheap.
yeah, i was just about to comment that about droids, it's far cheaper to just keep them shut off in storage not using power and only activate them when you need them. speaking of which automated point defense turrets both for anti infantry and anti armor/air are highly useful.
a jedi once said "i hate sand"
no kidding, sand is the arch enemy of everything. especially anything mechanical.
but a droid emergency-response force inside your compound linked to the alarm could be useful. just keep enough "living" guards around for day to day operations.
If Gamarians die alot around jaba. Then what do they tast like. Or could jaba feed them to his rancore. As a tasty snake.
2 questions. First couldn't the maintenance be done by a Droid as well? Second in universe power seems pretty cheap no? I don't know what they are doing but any and every yuppy can afford fuel to reach escape velocity while doing acrobatics... so...
The OG Battlefront 2 game made the Gammoreans unfaithfully overpowered!
I loved killing those asshols
there was nothing worse than being in a highly contested command post or in hallway blaster fight only to get axed down from behind by a random pig .
I used to love playing the og one but my memory is ass we came across them when we where on Jabas palace with the rancor trap right or am I completely missing it?
They where basically jedi without the triple jump and speed
The first hit stuns the second kills
But that didnt matter because jabbas palace was close quarters and they attacked both sides
I remember fighting them in the LEGO Star Wars games. Somehow those guys could Block blaster shots. I have no idea why that was a thing
I've always found the Gammorean Guard story from "Tales of Jabba's Palace" pretty funny. As pointed out in this video, Gammorean guards are quite dumb. However, according to the "Jabba's Palace" tale, the Gammorean, who ended up a snack to the rancor when he fell in with Luke, that guard was considered extremely dumb even by other Gammoreans. 😆
Hmm, makes sense.
Hutts after growing to a certain point become immune to blasters, right?
Yet, when Luke (probably not knowing that fact) Force pulled a blaster to shoot Jabba, that Gamorrean tackled him and tried to stop him, *despite it being completely unnecessary.* He basicall fell down with Luke and died *for nothing.*
HOW _do you not know your boss is blaster-proof when you serve under the same roof as him?!_
@@MrDibara lol. good observation. Not only was stopping Luke from blasting Jabba unnecessarily, but the dumb guard should also have been aware that he was right over the trapdoor even before he tried to stop Luke.
I was just thinking the other day how lucky I am to have you, Allen, the guy who gives me advice I never asked for!
He's so much nicer than all the other people who give me advice I did not ask for.
The Gammoreans aren't a defence, they're the doorbell/alarm system. Jabba knows he has visitors whenever he can hear porcine squeals, and knows which route in they're using by judging the direction the squeals are coming from.
Well, it makes it that much harder for an assassin to sneak in.
I vaguely remember reading a Gamorian's diary on a datapad I found in Kotor. He described the squalid conditions of the room he was given and followed with praising them, how courteous that his room was infested with rats for him to snack on when he so desired, and the stench felt homey.
*[insert facepalm meme video]*
The truth is they aren't actually guards, they're food. But telling them they're guards makes them rush to their own slaughter.
I’m glad Boba is giving them some love in the new series, and that they’re shown as fearless and loyal. As least the two he has right now.
Not anymore
May they rest in peace
If I was a very high end crime lord, I would most certainly use droids as the bulk of the security force, and several hired guns that can double as bounty hunters, with a mandalorian as a personal bodyguard as well as 2 magna guards. If I'm getting security, I'm going all out lol
I like the idea, but too many droids is a vulnerability to emp or ion tech, altho magna’s are definitely top notch
I’d have the Gammoreans as blaster sponges so my attackers would be distracted by them and not notice the IG or Magna droids coming at them
I love this convo…if I were one, I would definitely employ tons of the special forces droids the CIS use a lot along with magna guards I’d prefer to have 12 as my bulk personal security detail (2 sets of 6 for force users attacking me) and hire a mandalorian to train the organically that I would use because like the other guy said EMPs
@@Kazaam818 I'd probably have hk units along with some other specialized droids like some commando droids
@@wannabeslav howabout some JK droids (you know, the JediKiller-Droids with the forcesensitive eel in its chest)?
I met the guy that played the one killed by Luke on the sail barge a couple weeks ago. Nice guy.
I always felt bad for the Gammorean that fell in the rancor pit in ROTJ 🤷🏻♂️
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RIP JIMMY
For some reason I’m thinking of an alien chicken species being a bounty hunter. Then it would be an Angry Birds version of Star Wars
Yeah Allen forgot that one
No joke, when I was a kid, that Gammorean's panicked squeals made me pity him and feel so horrible for him!
I actually wish there was a way to SAVE him from the Rancor, that's how bad I felt for the guy! _(plus, the fact it looked like a pig and me being the animal lover I am, as a kid, basically broke down in tears)_ 😅
I think people attacking Jabba palace is probably his evening entertainment.
"You can trick them into entirely unfair contracts, because they are just happy to have something to do." wow, sounds like me
After a Gamorrean Guard has been dispatched no one mourns. Quite the opposite, breakfast has fresh bacon and sausage. Tons of lard for cooking other food plus hams, chops and ribs just to name a few. This is a value added benefit, loyal guard plus food for all. There is a reason why Huts have such a devoted following and can gain such personal mass...A universal truth everyone loves bacon
Gamorreans are fully sapient; that’s fucked up.
Then again on earth we eat squid and octopus.
@@Mortablunt hey it ain't cannibalism if your not the same species.
I always got the impression that gammorean guards were supposed to be able to easily survive a blaster bolt shot from like at least the smaller handheld blasters like the one han solo uses
Yea I always assumed they had like thick hide but apparently that’s not the case
Also han uses a qoute handcannon
@@gmailquinn Han could nag to death
Personally I think surplus separatist battle droids are a superior alternative to Gamorreans, even if you buy them new as opposed to just finding an old stock pile or stealing them from boneyards they’re still dirt cheap to acquire and maintain. Plus they can use actual weapons like blasters as opposed to sharpened metal sticks, and with a little reprogramming used for other uses.
I completely agree
But they are totally stupid! Roger roger! Not MUCH more sensecal than a Gamorean!
That does leave your forces weak to emps and other attacks that specifically target mechanics.
@@vocalcalibration8033 You mean Imps!
@@DMSProduktions Eh potato tomato
It depends on the month and if some Choad named Skywalker Kool-aid Man's his way in or not.
Are you trying to say Chode or Chad?
@@sebastionherring4196 why not both. A chad chode?
In short just use Twi'leks instead, they are cheaper and last longer, they could also negotiate and communicate with potential guests much better, they can also train in a variety of combat methods.
I think moste evil bussiness lords and such want dimwiited guards\soldiers and just use quanity over quality to keep them turning agianst you.
Genius, I am pretty sure Twi'leks would be grateful to not be used as pleasure slaves.
what would be the cost of your own militia like general Rahm Kota and what is his full story as a Jedi?
A life sentence.
Personal armies are expensive, which is why the vast majority of Knight Templar were mostly finance and support, not Frontline fighters.
It depends on how much stuff you nick from the Empire??? Small difference between pirate and freedom fighter.
@@lukesearle1302 The target is definitely a good difference. I don't think a lot of empire assets are shipped via civilian transport.
@@mattstorm360 Not exactly true. Metals, food, medical supplies etc are all transported via civilian transports, all these would be profitable to steal and sell on the black market. They would also greatly inconvenience the Empire.
So Gammorains are essentially doing Orky things from 40k.
They are equivalent to Storm Troopers during the Empire days. Cheap, expendable, loyal and easy to replenish!!!
I wanna see Mark Hamill Joker, Fire Lord Ozai, and Luke Skywalker in a room together, forced into “mostly” peaceful discussion.
that would be lit as hell
Do you really want to create a rip in fabric and time and space
@@GenerationTech Yeah sometimes warping benefits either side
What would they talk about?
@@defensivekobra3873 I’d imagine Ozai is attempting domination, trying to recruit the Joker to spread chaos among those he is preparing to invade. Luke somehow finds out about the meeting and decides to intervene, breaking in and sitting down to discuss in an attempt to resolve this peacefully and turn the hellions to the light.
That Cadia line was unexpected and made my jaw drop. I loved it
So, basically we shouldn't expect a future Battlefront game to feature a story mode, told from the perspective of a retired Gammorean Guard.
Damnit
Couple things that were missing: Jabba became a powerful hutt member after the Hutts reestablished themselves, and garmorreans have poor eye sight which is why they use primitive weapons.
You forgot to add that guard that ended up as lunch for the rancor during Luke's visit. I wouldn't be surprised if Jabba lost 2-3 of those guards a week to the rancor, just to clean out the pit or give the rancor a bath.
I would look for some old Clone Wars era Assassin Droids programmed for door security.
That was probably the best video I’ve seen on this channel
Thanks Alan
I love how this channels answers questions you would never think about. Not like The stupendous wave who just remakes content all the time. Keep up the great work
Eww I hate the stupid wave
I unsubbed from The Stupendous Wave since he consistently kept repeating lines of dialogue within the same video, and it was such an annoying waste of time and obvious ploy to extend the run time.
@@arcturionblade1077 and he clickbaits. So much clickbait…
"As customary" that got a real laugh
Great vid I didn’t know I needed.
I have to say, I am enjoying actually seeing Gammoreans being semi competent fighters in Book of Boba Fett
Found this video very informative! thanks!
Thanks for the best advice I didnt ask for, Allen!
Hutt Space is the Gammorean Slaughterhouse, I guess.
Laughed a lot at this one. Great business analysis!
Who knows Gammorean bacon sounds good. Maybe off set the price of a guard with the meat you can get from them. Boost the number of guards, gifts of weapons to the clan maybe some food and you may almost have free guards.
Does anyone else want to see the death stick actor turn up in Mandolarian as a minor character? Kind of to see what a review of his life choices lead him? Also a nod to the prequels.
It has already been done. The death stick has a daughter and wife
You see that proves that even a guy addicted to deathsticks can find a wife
Thats what I like about you Alan. You're not afraid to bring comedy into the workplace.
How do you think Admiral Thrawn would handle factions from other Sci-Fi series?
Like Vulcans & Klingons, Covenant & The Flood, or even Zeon and The Earth Federation with their giant robots?
Thrawn vs The Flood would be a really interesting match-up. 🤔
Eckharts ladder makes videos like that
Yeah Thrawn Vs Shatner, Picard, Janeway, dealer's choice 4th...
Let's REALLY see who's got the plot armor
Thrawn vs Char the red comet leading Zeon or maybe the AUEG which is more like the Rebel Alliance where as Zeon is more like the Separatist Trade Federation.
That opening line lol I love this channel
I love the new style, I feel that it could be highly profitable haha. Seriously, keep up the good work I believe in you my guy
this is a good video, like the scene with baby yoda and the storm troopers in the desert.
Awesome!
i generally look at 3 questions to answer this.
1- location: as your operating in the outer Rim your Tech-resources would be limited and hard to come by, while a automated defense system like landmines, droids, turrets etc would be powerful the maintenance of these could become a problem in the long run. recommend using meat-bags over droids for the main guard force.
2- resources: what are the most resources available in the outer rim for defense. these would be mostly gangs, pirates, opportunists, and tribes. making deals with each comes with their own cost/benefit. but a loyal tribe-people would be most reliable cheap defense that had the least chance of taking arms against you when you play your cards right.
3- enemies: what is the most likely foe you would have to deal with. this would be mostly other crime lords, pirates, raiders or the occasional bounty hunter or upset smuggler. very rarely would a police-force or army approach your compound as you need to deal with those dangers diplomatically or logistically. so you need security in some numbers with enough force to be a good deterrent but not too big to overly tax you, a small elite guard behind it for the more "difficult" visitors is recommended but loyalty might be your best defense as anyone in the outer rim has their price, but a honor-bound guard is harder to buy then a hired gun.
so yes, Jabba's Palace operation was decently guarded for its purpose. i mean you do not expect a Sith or Jedi to kick in the door on your afternoon party after you made your monthly spice-trade deal?
This was too funny. I really needed the humor.
Finally, a video for me.
Loved it
Yes more of these 🤘
Gamorreans never get a break :( they really need more love. Would love to see a Gamorrean with actual plot armor.
A story about a Gamorrean Jedi renowned for encouraging/counseling younglings and fellow knights with his inspiring pig grunts = shut up and take my money!
@@rjchristopher4039 and he survives Order 66
I was laughing hard. Thank you.
OMG! I love your content! This is I was just finalizing my 2022 business plan for my own palace and this was super helpful in deciding my guard/greet preferences.
If you would be so able to look at doing a piece on taking down rival criminal syndicates or mercenary groups that’d be super helpful too.
0:31 yo I just noticed that that dude putting away his death sticks OMG that is so cool
I didn’t ask for it but I appreciate your opinion. Good vid!
Ah finally - getting down to the real questions
Like the reference to the Cadian Gate incident
Great video. I would prefer droids. They come in all sizes with a variety of features. And they're pretty loyal by design.
The difference is your not a Hut they love food and large amounts of money droids are more expensive and you can’t eat them after they die
I like the random WH40k reference there.
I would hire an army of them if they can be trained to use different melee weapons and equipment. The main problem with Gammorean guards is that they have no options to counter ranged attacks. Star Wars have shown several weapons that can be used to get into ranged combat. If they can use large shields like the Gungan or Mandalorian Guard, then Gammoreans can be highly effective. Alternatively, they can wear some beskar armor to tank some bolts. Of course, this means it may be hard to hire Mandalorian mercenaries.
Next week, Alan talks us though how to set up a lucrative smuggling racket and how to manage Rodians.
Love the 40k reference... gotta be quick to hear it.
😜
”1.8 meters or 5’8”
Me who is 5’11” (1.8m): And I took that personally!
"Just ask the Imperial Guards of Cadia" Too soon Bruh, too soon
On Centari Prime they use a large moat of Morellian Blood Eels, very effective at keeping unwanted trash from interrupting what would otherwise be a splendid evening.
*you have to read this while rolling as many Rs and Ws as possible just like Ambassador Mulari
Droid protection will get even more expensive when the Trade Federation starts using a subscription model 😉 without being allowed to repair them.
Killing Gamorrean Guards is like ringing the doorbell for these characters.
(Two Gamorrrean heads hit the ground in succession with two loud thuds)
It's for you, Milord.
suggest jar jar clones instead of gamorrians. This is due to the fact that the intelligence is the same but the sheer randomness of jar jars attacks/clumsiness/potential force ability will test a visitors adaptation to killing your clones
Note: if you want force sensitive clones make sure to grab some ysalamir
The Gamorrean guards at Jabba’s palace sound like they were members of the Order of the Short Straw
System advising hey , I would agree they are rather inferior quality in high security. They might always remain so and commendation for noticing the Skywalker choke. You wouldn't want to be alone and outnumbered by them unarmed or even pulling out a concealed blasters, might snag like ropes do in the fight clubs.
Hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode, OF Generation Tech, my name is Allen
When I was kid I liked Gamorrean guards so much I had big figure of one came with battle axe
And if you’re a small-timer in the Chaos with a few credits to plunk down, I’d recommend Yubal ranches on Celwis - Chiss ranchers are pretty hard-core.
Hey can you do a series on best bandit / mercenary bases please then design your own layout
Am I the only one wondering if they taste like pork? Because that opens up some more possibilities...
Nice. :)
gotta say Gammorean guards look like orks, or the model for the Bokoblin in OoT. Also the intro was very fun.
Yeah they remind me of warhammer 40k spore orcs
Ha ha ha! Nice shout out to Cadia!
This is how youtube is done btw uploading no matter what
id use droidekas because they have 2 heavy repeating blasters and a shield and are easy to maintain. them and some Geonosians cuz they can fly and have totally OP sonic blasters and by far the COOLEST starfighter in all of star wars.
2:33
I wouldnt say that Loyality is a Factor of Simple Mindness🌝
Good Video anyway 👌
Greets✌🇩🇪
Boba's 2 Gammorean gaurds survived 4 episodes and even succeeded on there job
Too soon
Nice spoiler bro.
I would like too see a breakdown of the Gamorean race.
Nice format 😂😂😂
Funny how i am watching at some Duel of the fathes memes and in suggestions pops up a gen tech video about jabbas guards
Being a Gammeorean must really suck. Who else has to go through hell in Star Wars?
Whenever I go even as a clone I end up wiping out over a dozen of his guards. Probably like 20 max minimum 8.
Don't forget to toss in a few for BBQ and Bunta Eve roasts .
Ya gotta feed your guests .
Equipment, experience, and training are great, but overwhelming numbers of troops even with minimal equipment can be a game changer. If you don’t believe me, look at the battle of Stalingrad.
Come on Allen…. We need more info on the Pyke Syndicate.
Wow after watching this video I’m surprised two episodes in one of the gammorean guards that Boba has hasn’t died yet, Emphasis on yet.
We have been trying to get ahold of you about your gommorean guards extended warranty
Please make a video where the galactic republic with the jedi attack earth
Oosh. That’s hard
What about stormtroopers?
Albeit more expensive than garmorean but don’t think they are in anyway more significantly effective than Garmorean.
The possibility to train Garnorean to use blasters?
Gammorean or B1 Battle Droid, who's less incompetent?
B1s
Huh.... never been this early.
Hello there!
General kenobi
I would say more like 3 a day average on a regular day so my estimate would be 1500 plus. As long as you don't have to pay anything after they die like cleanup and burning the bodies the cost isn't any more expensive than hired guards that actually live
Now I feel bad about the poor things 😭
I never knew about the plight these big piggies are subjected to.