AYG Comedy Podcast: Francis Ellis - Parking Wars
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- AYG comedy podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Francis Ellis! Francis returns to answer your garbage questions. You know Francis from Ellis from Oops the Podcast, Flagrant 2, Barstool, and stand up comedy!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Foley: "no fast food?"
Francis: "no"
Foley: "even Wendy's?"
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The healthiest of the fast foods 😂
Foley bringing out the button ups, patreon really must be cookin’!
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Trew da roof
Cooking baby!
TRU DA ROOF
"I took acid like a gentleman" - H. Foley. 👏 My man. 😂
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“thats real Brown behavior” was an underrated double entendre by king mcmuffin
Kippy & Foley always bring the heat
Thanks man!
Foley’s comment about collecting and displaying chicken eggs had my crying 😂😂
Hahahaha what a dummy
U guys are killin it. Have fun on the road boys
Thanks my man!
The fact that TBone is still throwing heat the week he lost the love of his life is true fucking commitment to this thing we call comedy. We love you McMuffin!!!!
🗑️❤️ Trash Nation
The guy is a trooper. The support and kind words from you guys has been amazing
What happened
@@brettpoirier6120 peep his Instagram
Fucking love TBone, I know I couldn’t do it. Mad respect from all the hoooomies
What a perfect guest for World Redhead Day! This guy is gorgeous, smart and funny. I love that Foley is gushing and blushing!
Hahaha foleys got the hots for him!
AYG question for the guests: Have you ever went to the gas station to buy a single can of beer?
If so... you're 100% grade A grass fed garbagio!
Does a tall boy count? 🤣
Hahaha 100%
I do this almost every day
@@djharmon2820 ooh Dj Harmon, you are TRASH! Hey, as long it's only the one, you're doing alright.
@@numbnuts3633 just a 16oz busch light with 3 shooters of jim to get the night going after work
As soon as IPO came out the kid’s mouth I was waiting for foley to be mesmerized 😂
Hahha of confused
Best episode yet! I've seen this fella around before, but never really heard much from him. What a thoughtful and funny guy! Calculated with his words in a way I've never seen before.
Hes the best!
10:13 I hear that. Only during special occasions will I put product in my hair.
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Best part of Weds.
About to rock this for 2 friends. Gotta keep the numbers throughh the roof. Always a hot one with a guest👍💯
Thanks brotha
Foley showing a little bit of leg for Francis
Hahaha the big man has a crush
Who's surprised Foley thought of collecting food? Buddy, I've got a 2004 Slim Jim for ya!
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Great episode fellas! Your patreon rules, can’t wait for the show in Providence!
My man, thank you. Appreciate the support. See you there!
It’s comforting to me to know that my college has better food than Harvard. While the schools cafeteria may have been on par with one another, my school had a Chil-Fil-A on campus that you could use you meal plan card with
Class!
you really think that doesn't exist at top tier schools like Harvard? lmao...
Holy fuck that egg conversation... How did only one person know and did Francis think birds mate like fish? Jeeesus
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Chickens do eat eggs. Try it.
Tell me I'm wrong.
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I can’t get enough of Foley questioning guests with the pen between his fingers like he’s Dennis Franz circa NYPD Blue. “Tell me where the fucking body is Sanchez!”. Hope you boys make it out here to the coast.
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I can't unsee this
Kevin's Haircut in his school photo is priceless!!!
Hairline was strong!
Man the wild life chicken talk was roooough until T-Bone chimed in, even the Harvard guy was clueless. Great episode guys.
😂😂 thanks brotha!
Aye Foley, saw you on that new Gilly and Keeves! Good Stuff!
Big man can act!
Casting the big man to play a sleaze ball is a no brainer
"Her getting me coffee is part of her chores..." ...that is the most psychotic shit I've ever heard.
yeah dudes a weirdo
Its hot depending on what she is wearing. Don't be jealous.
@@elizabethmahoney6228her being in some skimpy "sexy" outfit would make it waaaaaaaay worse you weirdo. It would move this guy into full on sleazeball trash. If you don't see the issue with that you need BetterHelp
What the fuck is wrong with you? "It's hot!" buddy you've got pornbrain and need help
yeah I'd hate to have a woman bring me coffee every morning, don't wanna be a psycho
“WTF are you doin?” 😂😂
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The man said it's "JUST a 5 series" lmaoo that's how you know it's all class
Top notch gentleman!
Francis is the softest spoken Creamsicle in the box
Another awesome episode! Keep killin it! Much luv from Far Northern California!!!
Thank you brotha! Appreciate the support
I'm like a rat in a cage with a drip of something you don't want hitting the button EVERY time ASAP!! LETS rolllllll
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Like baseball cards?? 😂😂😂
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Is it garbage to reuse toilet paper twice
Hahaha what do you think
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@Jo Bi If you use it to blow your nose first, you can use it again.
Is it garbage if you drink oat beverage with dinner?
Hahahah it aint classy
I did acid like a gentleman 🤣😭💀
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Much love from Chicago!!
Thanks my man. You coming to a show?!
12:44 Foley writing down the fines like a used car salesman adding the hidden costs
Hahahaha
Foley, THE Thespian and Lover is is crossing game with the Broskis, Kevin. Where’s the Shane?
The shane?
@@AreYouGarbage Lol The Gillis. Another run with the champ, huh?
I spit beer across the garage on that one Kippy. Thanksgiving feast on a strangers hood
Hahahaha it was a scene!
When you said do you ever Wait and pick up the cups in the stadium....I almost choked on my food. In college had season tickets to the flyers....we had like 50 of those cups...just scrub them hard as hell when you get home lolol...super trash but exactly why I have so many
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Tru da roof. 💯
Cooking!
You guy's really are detectives when you're asking questions lol Foley was grilling Ellis about his daily routine like he's a fed.
Ayg question...is anyone in your family an extreme couponer or a doomsday preper?
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The “how does chicken sex work?” round table. 😂😂
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"i got a 83 rooster here"
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“That’s real Brown behavior” at the end deserves way more than it got. T Bone!
9:10 not this time Wendy 😂😂😂😂😂
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mad love to H Foley for dropping acid before prom... fax!!!
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My TWO FAVORITE NEW PODCASTS COMBINING!! I’m having a CRISIS!!
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Love the pod, been around since the first episode, yall should do a show in Central PA! Much love guys
Thanks brotha!
@32:47 is one of the funniest foley moments of all time
I'd never watch Oops the podcast but I love seeing Francis as a guest on the philly pods.
I love how Foley said " I go up pay my respects grab a lifesaver and sit down" at a fucken funeral showing 🤣and no one batted a eye
Man wish this was a 2 hour ep!! Great ones my AYG boyz! Can’t wait for Francis too come on again and shoot the 💩
Oh man, going back through these old episodes and it's now 3 in a row that TBone bunts it right to the pitcher on the intro
The Big Man is acting like he has a crush on the guest over there.
Hahaha i think he does
Foley is so damn cute!
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The boys can’t miss!!!! Doooo it!!!!
Great show .. always good times at AYG .. thanx friends!
A friend of mine raises chickens and she had to fence in the coop due to coyotes killing all of them
Y'all are amazing. Absolute class!
Thanks brotha!
Foley: "What do you do? Whats your routine?"
Francis: "I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."
Broooo. Add a dash of cinnamon to your scrambled eggs right before you take it off the stove, LIGHTS OUT. GOODNIGHT. A lil bit of ketchup or hot sauce your GOOD TO GO DADDEO!!!
God damn egg collection lol killing me
Lol “collect”
biiiiig "brushing my teeth while shitting" guy over here! franny's got the right idea!!
Oh man. Next level trash
Francis is alot funnier than you'd expect at first
Francis is the man!
It’s a cruise on land lmaoo TATATSTATRRAASSSHHHHH
Another banger gents!!! Is there any chance the tour makes its way out to the Pacific NW? There's plenty of premo forest garbage out here!
Thanks brotha! Working on it!!
Poor H.Foley struggled to not say... Its a family episode.. lol
Hahaha hard to break old habbits!
The hen needs to be fertilized by a rooster that's in the same cage as the chicken for making more by putting them into an incubator, A chicken can lay eggs that are unfertilized that could never become a chicken but still makes a damn fine omelet even without the rooster. The reason other countries leave their bloom on their eggs so it can be left out of the fridge( about two weeks, normal washed egg you got about 2 hours)
WOW Francis Ellis & Beers ?? Really wouldn’t think those 2 would ever mingle together!
I’m utterly surprised the Harvard guy had no idea how chicken eggs worked
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Honeynut Trader Joey-O’s is fkn ridiculous and hilarious 😂
Can someone explain to me what alternate side parking is? I am from California and have never had to deal with anything like this
You have to move your car every few days so they can street sweep
Listening to them talk about chickens and eggs😂
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My grandpa used to say count your pennies and your dollars will come to you, that second part never really happened but I still count my pennies.
H “Best to put WUUUTTUURRR in” Foley
Hey boys I’d love to see y’all in ATLANTA baybeee
Working on it!
Gang.
Collect them like baseball cards?
Got a 94 & 83 rooster come check them out LMFAOOOOOO
Yoooo Francis Ellis gained a new fan, i am a strong believer in some Oatley lol its the best
Hahaha check out his pod!
@@AreYouGarbage got to after that comment lol all class
oat milk?! HAAAA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
There’s no way that Pringles can on the right of Kippy hasn’t been opened and demolished by Foley lol
Hahahaha i actually cracked it open first
Shoutout to the tbone, sounds like he's handling it well, keep ya head up kid
Class ring in a fight is a life saver.
more like an easy way to break the knuckle or finger with the ring... next time try a lighter INSIDE your hand or anything that you can grip like that with some weight, doesnt even need weight but it helps, lighter just helps form a brace and believe it or not it works and you can hit way harder.
Foley for the love of comedy, I beg of you brother, gain 28 pounds!!!
😂😂😂 i dont hate it
I have chickens in a city of over 185k people lmao
1:02:10 pure gold moment 😆
Argument for certain kinds of gift cards: anything covering regular consumables, especially if it can be loaded onto an electronic account. Cases in point: Starbucks and delivery services (Uber Eats, DoorDash, etc.)
Now instead of the problem posited in the Home Goods example, the opposite has occurred. Instead of needing to fit a budget into the card or otherwise risking extra needless expense, now an already budgeted expense has been either removed or alleviated.
Getting coffee? On me. Ordering out for dinner? Egregious delivery and service fees at least partially covered.
Foley has such nice hair.
Kids got some locks!
@@AreYouGarbage ever make iced tea using powder?
A little late, just like my old man but like before I watch as always
Hahaha much appreciated
Chickens do eat eggs though..don't ask my how I know lol
new yorkers only drinking oatly because schulz liked the commercial.
I dont even know what this means
No wonder this guy is JACKED , he’s living day by day freaking staff affection.
🚽 🪥 💩 ...Fantastic Ep !!!
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I wonder if you guys could tour the Pacific northwest someday?
For sure. Working on it!
@@AreYouGarbage The garbage on the West Coast is HOT baby! I can't fucking wait!
Hilarious Ep. Yo, Philly parking in the snow is dicey if you move someone's chair or trash can. I've seen fist fights, windows broke and even guns pulled.
I had the go to with my old Jeep, 4 wheel it out of the massive snow pile and unless someone wanted to dig out packed snow I always had parking. Just hit the snow pile and drive into the spot. Lift was worth every penny. Yes that's 100% garbage and I won't disagree
Best Podcast of the Pandemic Award?? 🏆AYG !!
Thank you sir!
My man looks like Barry from Archer
Is it more trash to have grown up in Florida or move to Florida as an adult? Either way I love it here.
Hahahaha chicken or the egg
I found $100 bill on the floor on the way out of the local casino. I had just lost $50 on a poker table then ended up feeling like a winner and left.
Clean living!
@@AreYouGarbage yes sirs! That's how I was feeling.
the real lesson to gain from this folks is dont play ANY "poker" game the casino is offering unless you are actually playing real poker w other ppl... that shit you played is RIGGED from the start lol.
Never eating eggs again after this
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