@Gladius Moon fire wasn't an invention, it existed naturally before humans and ancient people found a way to use it and create it. being the first to start a fire would have been very cool, though.
. Sandals basic crafted. . Sandals basic equiped. . Movement speed +20. Def +1 . You no longer lose hp while walking on hard terrain. . Crafting/ basic skill increases to 33. . Leather shoes schematic unlocked. . You are now thirsty. . You are now hungry.
swaggman650 This is not how yotube was back then. It was all vlogs and then games and then vlogs and it just cycled. You must of not been on yotube when it started.
I was thinking the same thing. No music.. no talking... no fancy drone shots.. no stylized time lapses... just raw natural video... and I'm thoroughly intrigued and entertained. I actually quite like the quietness of the videos with just the sounds of him working and the forest itself. It's quite relaxing.
@Phil McCrevice Hey snowflake.What's your butt hurt soyboy problem?His point was prickly plant stalks aren't usually a first choice in shoe making material...Get yer panties unwedged for fuck sake.
"I don't always wear foot protection.. but when I do it's becuz my feet are falling apart". -the most interesting man, Primitive Technology. Somebody pass him a beer for his hard work
No clickbait, no ads, no annoying shit throughout the vid and above all of that educational and very interesting and amusing to watch. This guy is by far one of the best youtubers, keep up the good work!
after many years seeing this video...i still think footwear and clothing are probably the most important craft to learn. you cant hunt, build a shelter or make pottery if you are freazing to death or dying from some foot infection lol
Especially for us fellows who live in temperate climates, even fall and spring can get dead cold in the night. But we don't have dengue and malaria, which is nice, you can actually drink water from the river here. I wouldn't try it in QLD, I think that;s where this is ?
@@stanfordwillis4841 It's generally considered safe to drink running water. But yeah foot cracks dont hurt I just get concerned about the possibility of infection
All of life is a lie and time is just the guy who kidnapped you and is now driving to dump you off at Death's door. Mass suicide at my house. Non-suiciders NOT WELCOME
Not only is this guy good at making stone age stuff, he's also good at making videos. I like how he mirrored the beginning and the end in a way that made the video feel like a completed story with a satisfying ending. Had he emoted a little to show the inconvenience of having no shoes, this could have been an award winning short film.
Breezy yeezy's- the latest in modern footwear innovations. Hiking- striking; once a bore- no longer a chore. Forget dirt and a blister, and enjoy how your feet glister! Rain or shine, these sandals make it fine. Rocks and bumps, even steep slumps. So don't wear a pout, try these sandals out- if you enjoy having feet, you'll love the new yeetz!
How much would you pay for a tool that sharpens daggers like RAZORS!? WAIT! Don't answer yet! What if you also got a fire starter, a clothes washer, and a handy weapon of war? WAIT! Don't answer yet! What about the world's best paperweight? Guaranteed never to float in the air above papers. You get them all, with: 'ROCK'!
And it wouldn't be a 20 something white dude living in pretend squalor, in a jungle, making them......it would be a 10 year old Asian child, living in real squalor... in a jungle somewhere, making them.
His videos are original. You know what makes them that way, and better then every shit nature channel on youtube? He doesnt talk for 30 mins beforehand
Hits 10 million subs, Recieves diamond play button, Extracts diamond from diamond play button, uses extracted diamond to make diamond tipped mining drill.
Well its not like diamonds are worth much anyways their technically worthless. The price is just artificial inflated due to a company having a monopoly on them.
Denali LOL! I'd love to see this guy on SURVIVOR. The other tribes would be rain-soaked and freezing because their firewood got wet, while his tribe would be chillin' in a brick house and sleeping on plush mattresses with knitted grass blankets.😂
This channel is so primitive that it needs no one yelling in the mic for "YA LIKES ARE MINE!" or "Smash that subscription button and God will grant your wish!". No, this man doesn't even fucking talk; he doesn't even swear! This channel is *Golden* and is the best piece of *gold* there ever was! #1 channel out there.
"scorpion for dramatic effect". Is it any wonder this guy has nearly 10 million subs? The little snippets of humor added with the immensely satisfying content. I tip my straw hat to you sir, for you were the first, and the best of what you do.
Another awesome video and I've been a long time subscriber. Would Primitive Technology: Pants/Garments be possible? Would be cool to be honest but keep em coming!!
@AdrenalineHigh Idk, he might be able to get away with it if he puts it in the educational category. I mean you can literally watch sex on TH-cam now due to that.
No ads, no talk, no politicks, no asking for likes or to suscribe, no sponsors, it is just like a TH-camr was made to be. That's the real reason why this channel has primitive in it's name, this channel is from the time where things in TH-cam were like this; keep going Primitive Technology; and Always stay primitive the way you do.
TheBeastWithin you arent respecting his pronouns! This is a whipscorpion! I assume so because i didnt check twice! And i dont need to check twice because im yelling and because i am a arachinist( feminists for arachnids)!
Dude, start a paetreon. I'm sure there's tons of people that would love to donate so you can produce more fantastic content. I mean, your channel is pure content bro!
Bananapeel you're right! Thanks for pointing that out to me! He really needs to advertise it better. I get not wanting to ask for a handout but I'm sure there's plenty like me who would donate had they just seen an annotation or link in the description or comments
theragtimefan Well that depends on the apocalypse. If we still had the use of current technology like guns and such, the you would want to be with Grant Thompson the King of Random. If the apocalypse made us lose all our current technology then you would want to be with this guy.
Now if only there was a rubber tree, and some volcanic sulphur... Seriously though, this guy is a inspiration to kids everywhere, Hope he does well, he deserves it, and having watched some copycats lately that just embarrass themselves -this guy is the king! Well done young man, you're a star.
German? He was rather thinking of Poles, specifically the tourists whose essential equipment for visiting Rome, Berlin or Barcelona are: sandals + white socks + plastic bag from the market for souvenirs or lunch. ;)
Birds and RC Gliding There are a lot of people like you here, making fun of people who are making a joke. Yes, you corrected his joke by saying shoes aren't cosmetics but then you make fun of him for being behind his keyboard and not doing anything, people come on here for all sorts of reasons.
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This man doesnt feel pain, he absorbs it and turns it into sandals.
Chuck Norris style.
The first person to invent shoes must have felt so amazing
i think the first person to invent cordage (rope) would have been more proud.
@Gladius Moon fire wasn't an invention, it existed naturally before humans and ancient people found a way to use it and create it. being the first to start a fire would have been very cool, though.
@Gladius Moon indeed.
"yo unga-bunga you gotta try this shit. rocks dont got nothin on me"
@@cy-bernet-ix "shut up gregorious your cordans are fake af"
You know its a special Day when Primitive Technology uploads.
Oscar Sørensen you're goddamn right.
It's Christmas day to me
Yes alright you are always right mr right
Yeah, I always knew that
Agree. And maybe thats the cause why he uploads so rarely :(
. Sandals basic crafted.
. Sandals basic equiped.
. Movement speed +20. Def +1
. You no longer lose hp while walking on hard terrain.
. Crafting/ basic skill increases to 33.
. Leather shoes schematic unlocked.
. You are now thirsty.
. You are now hungry.
LMAO
. Now every 255 steps you have a 3% chance of receiving athlete's foot. Chance increases 2% during summer and 1% if doing rigorous jobs
LOVE THIS
please tell me the name of this game, it's not minecraft, nor is it an RPG I know of :O
@@belalabusultan5911 the closest to this channel are stranded deep, the forest and green hell.
I just got fired from Work , so your videos are a great help for me
I just got a "verbal" warning lol bout 10 mins ago
dudes just got way too much time on his hands, aye?
Good luck finding a new one :)
I am so happy that you have now something to wear for your feet.
he never wears them though :(
Ngomong opo kamu
I like him barefoot.
@@nativetexanful u freak 🥸
@@nativetexanful ...true. He has very sexy feet. 😍👣🦶🏻🤤
He communicates using telepathy. If you don't have that skill yet, turn on captions for subtitles.
Cala Content lol it actually works
thanks
Thanks
@@junglelifelurefishingadven8918 but the video has a title
This comment is genius...
No FakePranks, No Politics, No Drama, No Vlogging, No Celebration Every 1 Million Subs - just pure entertainment.
XAsemX Couldnt have said it better.
XAsemX the way youtube was back then, where did it all go wrong.
swaggman650 It went wrong when pewdiepie joined TH-cam.
swaggman650 This is not how yotube was back then. It was all vlogs and then games and then vlogs and it just cycled. You must of not been on yotube when it started.
Do you realize each and every of his video are technically vlogs? Other than that yeah, on point.
you know your day about to be lit if primitive technology uploads
silent straw DAMN RIGHT
true, fue channels make me this happy and calmed, this guy seeds hope
silent straw its actually my birthday so.. Thats a yeah
Honestly
He's like the bob ross of nature and stoicism and I love him.
The only channel that make quality content without talking.
I was thinking the same thing. No music.. no talking... no fancy drone shots.. no stylized time lapses... just raw natural video... and I'm thoroughly intrigued and entertained. I actually quite like the quietness of the videos with just the sounds of him working and the forest itself. It's quite relaxing.
Not Another Channel Name he does add captions
fasfan, its called ASMR lol.
Almazan Kitchen. Not exactly the same, but some similarities.
Howtobasic?
This guy: My feet hurt
*sees plant literally covered in spikes*
This guy: ... I'm gonna make shoes out of that.
@Phil McCrevice r/woooosh
Alternatively, (sees plant covered in spikes)
Perfect.
@Phil McCrevice Hey snowflake.What's your butt hurt soyboy problem?His point was prickly plant stalks aren't usually a first choice in shoe making material...Get yer panties unwedged for fuck sake.
@Phil McCrevice You're such a frustrated little virgin Phil
@@alexscott730 ok boomer
"I don't always wear foot protection.. but when I do it's becuz my feet are falling apart". -the most interesting man, Primitive Technology.
Somebody pass him a beer for his hard work
Frank A his feet are actually falling apart which I find great because he work like goat do on the ole misunparp ranch
Don't worry he will make his own, some day.
He'll make his own beer or his own man one day? Prolly both lol
He should take one of his ribs and make woman. She would be helpful in making more men like him and perhaps she would be exciting to watch. Lol
Don't forget to turn on captions, seriously it's really great
Hah, scorpion approves
U wot mate?
Jake Marchbank I always forget! Thanks!
*Scorpion for dramatic effect.*
No clickbait, no ads, no annoying shit throughout the vid and above all of that educational and very interesting and amusing to watch. This guy is by far one of the best youtubers, keep up the good work!
I ALMOST DIED STEPPING ON SCORPION
i got an ad...
He is the TH-cam's OWNER !
complain of not, he makes absolute great content :)
Richard Mensik yup...i often re watched the previous videos for the same reason
after many years seeing this video...i still think footwear and clothing are probably the most important craft to learn. you cant hunt, build a shelter or make pottery if you are freazing to death or dying from some foot infection lol
Especially for us fellows who live in temperate climates, even fall and spring can get dead cold in the night.
But we don't have dengue and malaria, which is nice, you can actually drink water from the river here. I wouldn't try it in QLD, I think that;s where this is ?
@@stanfordwillis4841 It's generally considered safe to drink running water. But yeah foot cracks dont hurt I just get concerned about the possibility of infection
@@Free_Kebabthis comment was paid for by the giardia media group
Is it me or does anyone else just wanna go and survive like him for 3 weeks instead of what they are doing right now
yes
cath?
jesus
What about food?
Dyara Baram there are loads of birds, and if you get really hungry you could always eat your toes
After years of walking barefoot, he finally decided to make some sandals, good job man !! : /
upgrading
He makes Otzi the Ice Man look like a city slicker.
Flip flops are like 99cent at dollar general.....
Nathan Paine I don't think you get the point of this channel
He'll build his own sandal factory out of wood, stones and that iron he was working on some months ago
What Happens if he Discovers Metal ?
Kotton He already extracted iron out of mod i think. Better start to get worried.
The gods tremble at the mere thought.
Kotton hes already started the bronze age smelting/tool making :)
If he finds coal and iron deposits then it is only a matter of time before he conquers Australia with steam technology.
He will enter the Bronze age
Me: "Dad, I need shoes for the school year"
Dad:
Tru
My dad did this, wait he went to get some cigarettes and milk I hope he comes back soon.
Dad: I used to walk to school through the snow with my barefeet.
@@gezzapk walking through snow is easy--goat heads are tough...just sayin'
@@MQTAful goat heads are easy compared to brimstone and ash
Just put a Nike logo on them and they will go for a €100
Lucifer XD
Lucifer and if you put a supreme logo on it they will go for around 1000
Lucifer я даже не зная английского, понял о чем речь ))))
Лол ок
Lucifer So true it hurts, just like how apple forces you to upgrade your phone when it doesn't get anymore stuff.
I'm a simple man,
I see a primitive technology video,
I click.
and click FAST
i click whenever i feel like clicking
Blu3 Runner nice one :)
I'm a simple person I see midoriya I read
and boobs
" SCORPION APPROVES "
Trinity fucking nothing is original anymore....
All of life is a lie and time is just the guy who kidnapped you and is now driving to dump you off at Death's door. Mass suicide at my house. Non-suiciders NOT WELCOME
What are we gonna do on the bed???? What??
I dont understand this joke
@@indietalebendy8571 turn on captions
"Scorpion approves." I'm glad I found out you do subtitles.
Next thing you know this turns into a fashion channel
Lucifer sub me
Primitve fashion
Finisterre why are you so aggressive? He/she didn't do anything wrong
Amber Idlett I think he is talking to Nam Hoàng
Lucifer 😂
Not only is this guy good at making stone age stuff, he's also good at making videos. I like how he mirrored the beginning and the end in a way that made the video feel like a completed story with a satisfying ending.
Had he emoted a little to show the inconvenience of having no shoes, this could have been an award winning short film.
Turn on closed captions he narrates
His tribe entered the flipflop age :-)
epSos.de those are sandals
epSos.de now he needs to create a latch and his tribe an enter the computing stage
Flip flops and sandols are the same thing 😐
kitty124 eggna23 no they aren't uneducated peasant, Sandles have laces that tie around the heel
Sandals go to the heal, while flipflops (ak in some countrys as "Jandals")
just tie around the front of the foot.
*makes shoes
*never wears them after
+++
Dark 074 he explains why in the description if you didn’t know.
That's some really advanced technology
Was looking for this comment.
He's foot is too strong
"Scorpion for dramatic effects"
"Scorpion approves"
Scorpion for president 2018
#ScorpionForPresident2020
*Trump2020
@@patpatrik764 *scorpion
I'd take the scorpion than ANY of the government officials. They're all retards.
@@Evodocturine
Thank you!
Breezy yeezy's- the latest in modern footwear innovations. Hiking- striking; once a bore- no longer a chore. Forget dirt and a blister, and enjoy how your feet glister! Rain or shine, these sandals make it fine. Rocks and bumps, even steep slumps. So don't wear a pout, try these sandals out- if you enjoy having feet, you'll love the new yeetz!
thejester10276 underated comments
thejester10276 so very underrated
RexakonGaming underated comment indeed
Very, very, underrated.
How much would you pay for a tool that sharpens daggers like RAZORS!?
WAIT! Don't answer yet!
What if you also got a fire starter, a clothes washer, and a handy weapon of war?
WAIT! Don't answer yet!
What about the world's best paperweight?
Guaranteed never to float in the air above papers.
You get them all, with: 'ROCK'!
100 episodes later: Primitive Technology: Sneakers.
Ahahah right!
runming Wang shhjsjhhsjh
sponsored by vans and converse...
Yeezy
Soon primitive kicks
if Gucci did this, they'd cost $750
😂👍
To be fair they do take a lot of human effort. If their using these exact materials
U took my comment ))
it would be more ... hand crafted. at least a G
And it wouldn't be a 20 something white dude living in pretend squalor, in a jungle, making them......it would be a 10 year old Asian child, living in real squalor... in a jungle somewhere, making them.
the original and best primitive survival channel on youtube, the rest are just copycats trying to make money
Actually he constantly delivers top quality videos. So far the best on its field.
His videos are original. You know what makes them that way, and better then every shit nature channel on youtube?
He doesnt talk for 30 mins beforehand
When society collapses people like this guy will be the ones to survive
Pickle Jar. I Agree.. Most Definitely One of The Top To Survive!
you forgot bear grylls
@@obtybaghera That guy A) A faker and B) He escapes from wilderness, this guy LIVES in it.
This is by far one of the best channels on TH-cam
I have to agree
If it weren’t for youtube, he would not be wearing pants
Gregory Shmegory no he made those pants
I do a lot of pagan rituals around a bonfire while skyclad as well (skyclad is a witchy term for naked/clothed by the sky).
@@sabryniaofkalispell4487 , 'skyclad' interesting term. Which religion/region/culture if u may share
@@sabryniaofkalispell4487 I prefer to do my rituals clothed but you do you
@@rgudduu Pagan.
Hits 10 million subs, Recieves diamond play button, Extracts diamond from diamond play button, uses extracted diamond to make diamond tipped mining drill.
To bad the "diamond" is plastic.
Anthony Seboe its plastic???? I thought it was a metal
Is joke people, obviously it ain't real diamond
Well its not like diamonds are worth much anyways their technically worthless. The price is just artificial inflated due to a company having a monopoly on them.
Denali LOL! I'd love to see this guy on SURVIVOR. The other tribes would be rain-soaked and freezing because their firewood got wet, while his tribe would be chillin' in a brick house and sleeping on plush mattresses with knitted grass blankets.😂
This channel is so primitive that it needs no one yelling in the mic for "YA LIKES ARE MINE!" or "Smash that subscription button and God will grant your wish!". No, this man doesn't even fucking talk; he doesn't even swear! This channel is *Golden* and is the best piece of *gold* there ever was! #1 channel out there.
Chairman Meow he talks through the captions
Chairman Meow what about pornhubs channel
jk
That's why this channel is one of my favorites!
Thatched Dome Hut, Tiled Roof Hut, Charcoal, Forge Blower, Water Powered Hammer.
Day 18250 - Sandals
chotke It took him 50 years to make sandals
dude just got tired of dirty calloused feet
Priorities
You forgot that bit of iron that he made and also his farm, bow, and sling.
chotke I
These videos are nostalgic from when my Dad would watch this guy and I would love watching the videos
Day 23 Brick house
Day 28 Bow n Arrow
Day 32 Forge blower
Day 45 Sandals
Day 1123 laser gun
Day 365 a car
day 224 drone killer v5.6
day 65 - pants
Day 648 AK-47
Turn on captions and it explains everything to you on how to build the stuff he builds!!!
Killua Zoldyck Omg yas thanks!
Thanks buddy
Killua Zoldyck you just make my life easier,thank you very much
Captions for Cavemen lol. its all worded weirdly.
Wow thanks
Clay for pottery
Stone for foundations
Grass for thatch
_Scorpion for dramatic effect_
Hmm.....
Primitive Technology: Dramatic Effect
Lol i wasnt sure if i saw it at first, i had to rewatch it. I love that he threw in sonething subtle like that
"scorpion for dramatic effect". Is it any wonder this guy has nearly 10 million subs? The little snippets of humor added with the immensely satisfying content. I tip my straw hat to you sir, for you were the first, and the best of what you do.
now you need a shirt, pants, and a hat
"Scorpion for dramatic effect" 😂😂
scorpion approves
That made me lol hehe
Ayla ASMR "that made me LOL" really ₩0₩.
I had to pause right there for a laughing fit
I read this the second the scorpion showed up
Another awesome video and I've been a long time subscriber. Would Primitive Technology: Pants/Garments be possible? Would be cool to be honest but keep em coming!!
Putther OMG ITS PUTTHER :D
Lol
Probably not without killing some cute animals for pelts, and that might not go over well
Wtf? Putther? What a surprise hell yeah you watch this too
@AdrenalineHigh Idk, he might be able to get away with it if he puts it in the educational category. I mean you can literally watch sex on TH-cam now due to that.
No ads, no talk, no politicks, no asking for likes or to suscribe, no sponsors, it is just like a TH-camr was made to be. That's the real reason why this channel has primitive in it's name, this channel is from the time where things in TH-cam were like this; keep going Primitive Technology; and Always stay primitive the way you do.
daaamn he got the Flintstones 17s
Underrated comment LOL
Newest design dude.... xD
Omg lol XD hahaha this made me laugh so hard
:D
Dam I too late to get them
When are you going to make clothing?
ThunderJaw just make his bark blanket and improvise
The two scenes walking beside the scorpion,before and after the sandals, are super creative.I love your imagination
I’m a flip flop guy myself. You’re my hero. If covid were to somehow wipe out the world-wide, flip flop industry, I’ll know how to proceed.
The only good content left on TH-cam
right
Check out clickspring, he has very good content. It's obviously different but still very high quality
Ahoy.
no
merthin webber - Yes, the current Antikythera project is fascinating!
GUCCI Primitive Cane Slippers with Yarn $2,000
Ryan. T
Vintage Navy Knee-Length Shorts $5,643
Gucci abs $7,000
Add a supreme logo and it's at least $12,000
if people had youtube in the stone age this will be the type of content they have
But its good content
Kanal zum Kommentare schreiben Who said it was bad
Hence the channel name
why he is not naked? :
That I'm sure it's already there :)
The fact that he had to make his own shoes and STILL has to tie his shoes is weirdly adorable. Prehistoric laces
this is better than a high heel, i should give this to my girl
Mandra Mastur good idea lol
Mandra Mas
Are u betawi?
Rachmadi Perdana im sundanese, mandra and mastur is an actor from betawi, i like them
Mandra Mastur I want to be your grill 😍👌
damn the new yeezys look dope
MayFlwr kanye would probably steal these and put boosts under them
MayFlwr i
OMG THAT SO FUNNY YOU MADE MY BREAKFAST
obeve really nigga, breakfast
MayFlwr Them next gen jordans
You know it has to be a great day when he uploads.
My day is almost over ^^ it's 11:50 pm :D
Naund! Wenn Primitive Technology hochlädt, muss man es direkt gucken!! :D
Doctoa D lol it's 6:00 pm where I am
Wtf, it is 1:00 AM
Doctoa D same .. where are you from?
The craftsmanship on this Channel is outstanding...
Turn on English captions. He's speaking to us.
Flex omg he is
Thanks.
omfg
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
I've been subscribed for a year and I never noticed this wtf!!!
Great video, See you in a month.
Potato Baked Hey squid
ALWAYS TURN CAPTIONS ON WHEN WATCHING HIS VIDEOS.
Just your daily reminder
Thanks for the heads up!
seems like i missed alot!
Where has this comment been all my life?
I always watch with subtitles. Didn't occur to me that no one knew he was instructing the whole time. hahaha
wtf... been watching this channel since the beginning and never knew...
Don't forget to turn on subtitles, y'all. He explains everything he's doing in them.
*scorpion for dramatic effect*
Yeah. Definitely.
('tis but a joke)
His caption; "Scorpion for dramatic effect" love him
5:39 "Scorpion approves"
Dani Boi 0:17 ,scorpion doesn t approve
only youtuber who doesnt ask for likes but still gets over 100k likes in just one day 👍👍
Albinator Gaming lol
He doesn't wanna be or get anything, just sharing what he likes
He doesn't ask for likes. He makes likes.
Albinator Gaming
100k likes in a couple hours.
SS Officer lmao why do people like you exist? lol
This is going to be the first guy to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Kay Ng prolly rather the last guy
Kay Ng yep
Much like the YT comments sections, a living apocalypse in and of itself, there will be many firsts, and very few lasts.
He will make his tools out of zombies.
What if, this guy was in the movie Castaway instead of Tom Hanks? He'd have created a Japanese-style Android Butler named Wilson.
Wow! You helped a lot of people if it all goes south! Thank you!
Better than seeing those late night talk shows always on Trending.
youtube-trends.blogspot.com/p/about-youtube-trends.html?m=1
trueboss926 Yeah that guy who always talks trash about Trump is annoying.
Only a matter of time until he makes a shirt
Sharp Works ya that's what I was thinking
Sharp Works That would be awesome.
Sharp Works then a quantum computer out of clay
NEVER!
Jungle wardrobe!
Would like to see some primitive cooking someday......
George Beard he already did
Would love to see more though
"Scorpion for dramatic efect"
Primitive Technology: Making Theater
Scorpion bro needs a bigger role.
Scorpions are underrepresented in film. #ScorpionLivesMatter
TheBeastWithin you arent respecting his pronouns! This is a whipscorpion! I assume so because i didnt check twice! And i dont need to check twice because im yelling and because i am a arachinist( feminists for arachnids)!
Never thought I'd see an official pair of Air Jesus.
BigWonka L
If Scorpion approves, we approve.
im sure taking a shower after getting back from this is the best 10 minutes of all time
Dude, start a paetreon. I'm sure there's tons of people that would love to donate so you can produce more fantastic content. I mean, your channel is pure content bro!
I think he already has one.
Bananapeel you're right! Thanks for pointing that out to me! He really needs to advertise it better. I get not wanting to ask for a handout but I'm sure there's plenty like me who would donate had they just seen an annotation or link in the description or comments
No problem. I came across it by ''accident''. But I think, as you say, that he doesn't really advertise it that much. He might not want to, who knows.
He just needs stone, clay, wood and water.
so he can buy more,.......property?
New Gucci sliders looking fresh
Kyle Connolly клас
Fuck Jordans. I need the Primitive Technology 1s
Anne Videojjj he has advanced more than all of us His camera is amazing!!! 😃😃
+cjmef Dizan Didn't expect Mongolians to also watch these videos. Doesn't seem like they'd be useful on the steppe
Rex Nemorensis It's actually Finnish lol
Anne Videojjj Spam bots can communicate?
The Original
0:15 "Scorpion for dramatic effect" love the captions
5:40 "Scorpion approves"
+10 Armor +5 Movespeed
Ah, I see that you're a man of MMORPG aswell.
dksc22 +10 attack
More like +10 Intellect, +5 Haste because this guy is a wiz :D
+30 armor +45 movement speed. reduces all incoming basic attacks by 10%.
Inbound Ninja tabi xD
But what you guys dont know is that he built his own Wi-Fi router out of branches and grass, which is why each video takes so long to upload.
Lol
How old are you,I would say say you 8 years old with a comment like that :)
Ben Johnson Why is that?
It's just a joke...Why so serious
Lmao hahahaha laugh die me
defense: +1
movement speed: + 20%
speech: -200%
strength: +2
Damage taken from environment: -10%
Baker's Bread turn in closed captions. if u didn't know it gives you instructions
[ rare ]
Simple sandals worn by a primitive tribe.
Buy: 5gp
Sell: 1gp
too bad the camera isn't primative technology
**cuts to water wheel powered recording device**
Oh
He hand draws each frame with berry juice and cane paper
@@Dorf274 damn...
I think he records with the potato
My mom asked, "why are you playing in the backyard? It's 2017." I replied, "Primitive Technology."
Tate 01 experimental archeology in a nutshell
Tate 01 That happened.
Tate 01 3
10 years later primitive technology:spacecraft
bozza bosnich no its a castle
Primitive technology: Forest-powered Warp drive.
hahahahaha.
but can it run crysis: jungle edition?
Primitive Technology: Making a computer out of rocks
This guy keeps evolving and getting more advanced, soon enough he's going to be uploading stuff like Primitive Technology: Nuclear Reactor
R(yan)apper By 2030 I won't be surprised if I stumble upon him on my subscriber feed and it says *"Primitive technology: Atom Bomb"*
Primitive Technology - Clay Car (100miles/gallon of urine)
R(yan)apper Primitive Technology: Quantum Computer
*Primitive Technology: Warp Drive*
R(yan)apper yep lol
Better than those other DIY channels.
This guy's got sole.
heh
This is the guy I want to be friends with when the apocalypse happens
theragtimefan he doesn't wanna be friends with you! Lol
Or anyone lol
Guys, lol is over. It's 2017, now we say "lel" which means laughing extra loud😂
Jaionna Grimes No pfft nooooo
theragtimefan Well that depends on the apocalypse. If we still had the use of current technology like guns and such, the you would want to be with Grant Thompson the King of Random. If the apocalypse made us lose all our current technology then you would want to be with this guy.
This guy made sandals and yet he never wears them in his next few videos. hOw
Yellow Lizadon сандали для слабаков
Yellow Lizadon read the description
because they fuck up your skin if they are worn for a long time.
If you read the description he says he only needs them for carrying loads of water, clay, etc. and he's normally fine without them.
Yellow Lizadon for real
Now if only there was a rubber tree, and some volcanic sulphur... Seriously though, this guy is a inspiration to kids everywhere, Hope he does well, he deserves it, and having watched some copycats lately that just embarrass themselves -this guy is the king! Well done young man, you're a star.
"scorpion for dramatic effect"
Haha i think that's the first time he's ever cracked a joke
It was a pretty good one too
"scorpion approves"
man it just keeps getting better
Matthew Nichols i think he's spilled a few in there before but I still agree
There were some jokes in the archery video if I remember well :D
closed captionings
Didn't see that either.
"Scorpion for dramatic effect"
SpicyNoodle yes
"Scorpion Approves"
I wait a month for some sandals. Worth it
I bet he get blister from that sandal
I bet its a big upgrade from walking barefoot in the forest lol
You are the best youtuber for survival viedeos
They say he forged his own camera
When this guy mom told him to go play outside he did and never came back I swear.
😂so true I'm dying right now...
Gramoz c.Wallace Nice one xD
So his dad?
Ryan Lee he died during ww1
xD
now you need a pair of white socks to go with em
he's not german dude xD
German? He was rather thinking of Poles, specifically the tourists whose essential equipment
for visiting Rome, Berlin or Barcelona are: sandals + white socks +
plastic bag from the market for souvenirs or lunch. ;)
Oh no OH NO
Dude! You should put some bactine or some shit on your feet.
Okay Linus. Go back to LTT.
I'd say this is a shoe-in for my favourite youtube video.
When you reach the end game with your character so you just start crafting cosmetic items out of boredom
Birds and RC Gliding bro wtf chill
Birds and RC Gliding There are a lot of people like you here, making fun of people who are making a joke. Yes, you corrected his joke by saying shoes aren't cosmetics but then you make fun of him for being behind his keyboard and not doing anything, people come on here for all sorts of reasons.
Icymushroom WAT ARE THOOSSE!!!
Birds and RC Gliding chill nigga
Birds and RC Gliding and this is why Jesus will not return to earth: because of the hate