#immrwhitechristmasimhighoncrack #crackmiser #ayearwithoutsanta #snowmiser I didn't make this one but I was contacted by its creator for his approval to upload it on my channel.
I heard the opening and thought it was just the normal thing before it was gonna cut to a different track but it literally just transitions flawlessly oml
@@TheConfinedObserver yeah well, if it's mixed with baking soda it's not the same chemical mixture. Plus, this and it's companion, Weed Miser, are both a specific form of the drug; the Weed Miser focuses entirely on the smoked form, and does not mention edibles or even a bong, not once. They are clearly claiming domain over one specific form and manner of substance abuse
Am i the only one who gets caught off-guard by the first "im high on crack" everytime? The "im mr white christmas" sounds so genuine my brain makes me think im watching the original for a few seconds
The delivery on the ICU line sounds so incredibly melancholic. One of the saddest songs I've heard in a while. Especially with him just telling us how his friends have died or left due to his addiction.
Lyrics: I'm Mr. White Christmas, I'm high on crack! I'm Mr. ICU, I'm Mr. PainInMyBack! Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough! BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR He's Mr. White Christmas, he's high on crack! (That's right!) He's Mr. ICU, he's Mr. PainInHisBack! Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough! Oh everyone I've known or loved has left or overdosed! They tell me to look for a job, but I'd rather stay doped! *snort * AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-ha... He's Mr. White Christmas, he's high on crack! (That's right!) He's Mr. ICU, he's Mr. PainInHisBack! Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough! *It's never enough.*
Im Mr. Lsd licker Im Mr coke Im Mr Snowwhite sniffer. Im Mr Fucking broke Friends call me Coke Miser. What ever I touch Turns to colors in my clutch. Im on too much
My one complaint is that "Pain in my back" could've been swapped out for the term "Sugar Smack" which is more in tune with the BPM and is mostly used as slang for crackheads
@@wildboris1 how many hours did you listen in total? I’ve been listening for about an hour now please send help I can’t stop it’s like I’m … It’s like I’m.. This video is literally crack help
This song’s lyrics! [Verse 1] I’m mister “white Christmas” I’m high on crack! I’m mister “ICU”, I’m mister “pain-in-my-back” Friends call me crack addict Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs Ha hah! It’s never enough [Chorus] He’s mister white Christmas He’s high on crack! (That’s right!) He’s mister ICU, he’s mister pain-in-his-back! Friends call me crack addict Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs Ha hah! It’s never enough [Bridge/Verse 2] Oh, everyone I’ve known or loved Has left or overdosed They tell me to look for a job But I’d rather stay doped AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHA-HO-HA! [Chorus] He’s mister white Christmas He’s high on crack! (That’s right!) He’s mister ICU, he’s mister pain-in-his-back Friends call me crack addict Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs Ha hah! It’s never enough *Some interesting things related to these lyrics: • ICU here is referring to Intensive Care Unit, a unit of emergency departments that deals with critically ill patients or who are otherwise are in a potentially life-threatening condition. • Crack is a drug that is made from powdered cocaine that has been combined with substances such as water and baking soda, boiled and then cooled. Since here it is implied that Mr. “White Christmas” is a long-term and addicted user, he may be afflicted with much more severe symptoms like depression, drug carvings, edginess/inability to relax, muscle spasms, paranoia, aggression and anxiety. (Poor guy jesus christ). • The term “white Christmas” in this context is essentially referring to the use of cocaine which is white-coloured, with the Christmas aspect possibly relating to how like people wish for gifts for Christmas, a drug addict may crave getting more cocaine.
Tim Allen would be proud. If you don’t know, Tim Allen served Federal Prison time for trying to smuggle cocaine across international boarders at the age of 23. He might be Santa but he’s the Original White Christmas.
I love how, compared to snow miser, who sounds like he's overjoyed with his role while singing, this crack miser sounds like he's extremely depressed and only forcing his cheerful tone.
fentanyl gang rise up
Nah I'm repping scopolomine gang
yall gay
-methamphetamine gang
ketamine gang here, too busy passing a kidney stone rn
George Floyd
I don't think you have to tell them to rise up for them to have an excuse to get higher
The audio quality is what really makes this
it's so resonant
Ikr?!
I heard the opening and thought it was just the normal thing before it was gonna cut to a different track but it literally just transitions flawlessly oml
A simple reverb and an EQ removing the highs and lows of the voice give this effect, youre welcome ;)
It's so simple and subtle, but it's excellent attention to detail
The little mini snow misers saying "he's high on crack!" Is what gets me
The first "I'm high on crack" got me the firsr time with how out of nowhere it is.
“That’s right!!!!”
Crack miser*
@@aisutistoto5771 Same lol
that cracked out laugh is painfully believable
It's at 1:01
You talking from experience? XD
Nice Care pfp
@@johnnyjoestar1909 I‘ve always wanted to know a person who could tell that i had a petscop pfp
That’s facts tho
That dead pan “it’s never enough” at the end sent me lol
My friends call me, crack addict! Whatever I touch… is sold to buy more drugs, it’s never enough!
… _it’s never enough_
It should have been crying
Especially since it's the same lyrics again and again wich really fits the topic
@@NTF469 It's never enough!
... _distant sobbing_
I’M SCREAMING AT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE RIGHT NOW
The thermometer isnt showing the temperature but his bank account.
Sell sell sell!!!
@@arcihungbycraneonfire Hey there Msqijn....Those are some nice, Healthy kidneys you got there....Mind if I uh.....Take em?
@@arcihungbycraneonfire its never enought
The negative ten is how many millions he is in debt
@@coltonfrisbie8788 Jesus christ. How much Crack did he buy to be ten mill in debt??
Missed opportunity to say "He's Mr. Blow" but this is still a masterpiece
But that would be coke not crack
@@fiftychadesofgray all the same to the Crack Miser
@@fiftychadesofgray it's literally the same thing chemically, just one is cut with at least baking soda and smoked
@@TheConfinedObserver yeah well, if it's mixed with baking soda it's not the same chemical mixture. Plus, this and it's companion, Weed Miser, are both a specific form of the drug; the Weed Miser focuses entirely on the smoked form, and does not mention edibles or even a bong, not once. They are clearly claiming domain over one specific form and manner of substance abuse
@@ezachleewright2309 You have provided a fair and thoughtful critique, my colleague.
Am i the only one who gets caught off-guard by the first "im high on crack" everytime? The "im mr white christmas" sounds so genuine my brain makes me think im watching the original for a few seconds
You aint the only one
The little jig he hits after saying it is killing me
Tbh yes but also I love it so much I almost forgot the original lyrics
he's Mr white Christmas
he's Mr snow
he's Mr don't snort it,
he's Mr cooking his blow
I'm with you there
Amazingly written, sung, and composed to be fair.
song
@@soupbruh7366 amazingly sung, not amazingly song
its a parody of an old movie song
@@SCTrooper17 The year without a Santa Clause, I'm aware.
bruh the og song slaps i just randomly get it stuck in my head sometimes
"Well you heard him. We have to go see Baked Miser"
IM MR. GREEN CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON WEED
*cough cough* The Dutch
@@mr.contentdeleted9660 🤣🤣
@@aurahero9842 and my coughs are getting loud im *C O U G H* well in doubt.
@@aurahero9842 i never want to see a day we're they confiscate my plants.
The delivery on the ICU line sounds so incredibly melancholic. One of the saddest songs I've heard in a while. Especially with him just telling us how his friends have died or left due to his addiction.
Wait it's not Mr. I see you?
@@madlad2200 Not to my understanding, I think it refers to him being a regular visitor of the intensive care unit because of him overdosing.
@@madlad2200 bojack horseman sad funeral episode
@@Leviachan- Free churro
@@strangewaysrecordsfi actually it's worse. Crack addicts often fake back pain so they can get it prescribed.
This is a masterpiece. The way the audio quality fits sold it for me.
yes
the maniacal laughing after he tells us his sad life story is hilarious
Listen closely and you'll hear a snort. I think he took a hit of crack
I love how the guy managed to make the vocal audio matches the musical audio. This is honestly the best version
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
me if I'm still alone and a failure by then:
5 years. Canceled
Time to wait 5 years and check in on you
Someone remind me in five years
That's kinda dark bro
See you next year then
This is in equal parts well done, hilarious, and sad.
there was no option to report your pfp as cringe, so I picked terrorisim
@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 why does it matter so much?
@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 ok
@SufferingThroughTheYears oof, how edgy
@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 doraphobia, the fear of fur.
Definitely fits as terrorism!
this song is great but also has a good message don't do this crap it will ruin your life
im high on crack!
IVE HAD 11 CRACKS NOW
@@depressoespresso3079 crack or black tar heroin? i like black tar heroin, its all the rage at my house!
@@depressoespresso3079 this would make a good out of context comment
idk crack meiser seems to be doing pretty well
Lyrics:
I'm Mr. White Christmas, I'm high on crack! I'm Mr. ICU, I'm Mr. PainInMyBack!
Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough!
BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
He's Mr. White Christmas, he's high on crack! (That's right!) He's Mr. ICU, he's Mr. PainInHisBack!
Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough!
Oh everyone I've known or loved has left or overdosed! They tell me to look for a job, but I'd rather stay doped!
*snort * AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-ha...
He's Mr. White Christmas, he's high on crack! (That's right!) He's Mr. ICU, he's Mr. PainInHisBack!
Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough!
*It's never enough.*
Thanks
We're not Deph.
OH IM SO DUMB I THOUGHT IT WAS "He's Mr. *I See You*" AND I WAS SO CONFUSED
@@The_AuraMaster may not be *DEAF* but you clearly struggle with grammar
@@ixdffg3572 eye speek verrie whale, think you.
Im Mr. Lsd licker
Im Mr coke
Im Mr Snowwhite sniffer.
Im Mr Fucking broke
Friends call me Coke Miser.
What ever I touch
Turns to colors in my clutch.
Im on too much
Lol
what the hell does LSD have to do with it
@@willowFFMPEG idk i dont do drugs
@@corirbd LSD and cocaine are totally unrelated and different in every way. just letting you know
@@willowFFMPEG Who says he can’t be on them both?
The deadpan delivery of the last line really makes this tbh
I don’t know if I should love this or be horrified at what it’s done to my childhood memories of this song.
Love it
As a longtime fan of Rankin/Bass, I can confirm we LOVE this sorta thing!
LOVE IT! 🙂♥️🙂
Glad this was tagged “year without a santa” i hope the kids find this one
But I think this year he’ll finally be out of luck
The year without crack
when you take 2 flintstones vitamine gummies instead of 1
You get a like.
@@sadcatc5640 196 likes
@@bighand1530 231 likes.
@@ralsei1581 Yup. As of June 23rd 2024.
1:02 that’s a convincing ass crack laugh
My one complaint is that "Pain in my back" could've been swapped out for the term "Sugar Smack" which is more in tune with the BPM and is mostly used as slang for crackheads
I actually think the fact that it breaks the rhythm adds alot to the song
@@jackal292 Same, it mixes up the cadence without feeling clumsy, which is good for the vibe that the song gives.
He's Mister I'll-Pay-You-Back
@@CustomsByOrangeH Flawless
also, ‘heart attack’ would’ve worked well!!
To be honest, they could have kept the “whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch” line and it still would have worked.
Lmfaooo
Except he's talking about crack not coke
@@theprussianfemboy165ice*
@@theprussianfemboy165 rocks*
@@theprussianfemboy165 stones
the little foot tap after saying "i'm high on crack" at the beginning is what got me
That was unnecessary to perform a parody so perfectly, have a like
It sounds so close to the original, quality af
"Friends call me crack addict"
No more funny names, just plain truth.
Bruh who let them film a Christmas movie in Detroit
This is essentially Hurt by Nine Inch Nails, but if it was sung by a wacky barbershop quartet
we need a NIN cover of the Snow Miser/Heat Miser songs ASAP
When you have a genuine talent for writing and singing, but the shit posts must go on
HEY! MY FRIEND DIED OF A CRACK OVERDOSE! And he'd have actually laughed so hard at this honestly, good job.
The people that walk up to him at the end look like they're about to hold an intervention
The deadpan *“it’s never enough”* at the end fucking killed me
This is beautiful. I've been listening to this for the past 5 hours .
Dude help Ive had this on loop for an hour
Update: I'm 5 hours in and I'm getting scared.
@@wildboris1 how many hours did you listen in total?
I’ve been listening for about an hour now please send help I can’t stop it’s like I’m …
It’s like I’m..
This video is literally crack help
@@somethingwithbungalows made it to 8 hours before finally having my fill
1:02 that laugh is incredible
“Hello crack addict we need you to send more drugs to south town”
“I would if it weren’t for my brother the DEA”
Good Ending: Mother Weed allows crack into South town by going over their heads.
I’m mister green Christmas, I’m mister must, I’m mister DEA, I’m mister drug bust.
Mistah white we need more turf and money
Hank????
I appreciate that this meme repeatedly pops up every Christmas.
I love David Bowie, truly one of his best live performances.
I have never heard the original and ended up gaslit into thinking the character was indeed called crackmiser
gaslighting is not a real word, please stop making up things
Casual VS competitive gaslighting
Gaslighting is a real word look it up@@mikadosannoji553
@@mikadosannoji553
pvp gaslighting
@@mikadosannoji553oh thus was a joke im fucking stupid
For a crack addict, he sounds healthy.
Did you heard that laugh?
He's on crack during the song. This is before he crashes
I love how dissapointed the MiniMisers sound.
What is the most jarring about this. Is that someone took their time to make the audio sound retro.
Wow
The subversion in "I'm Mr. ICU" is something that still kills me to this day
Having not even watched the original, and this being my first impression of the movie, makes this significantly better
0:01 me at 4:36 AM telling my parents I had a bad dream
that final “it’s never enough” fuckin kills me lmao
I like that this actually sounds like it was actually recorded for the movie
It’s nice that in this version the second “I’m high on crack” after snowmiser actually matches the rhythm now
That slight moment of silence after the first "it's never enough" is God tier
Everybody needs God, not crack.
@@bighand1530everybody just needs a friend, but gods okay too
Absolute bars, stay losing weed miser fans 💯💯
Also the weird high miser one which just doesn't feel the same
Every year around christmas, this video shows up in my feed and i always watch it every time it does. A christmas tradition, if you will.
His voice works WAY too well. It's genuinely an amazing singing voice!
Yes
This song’s lyrics!
[Verse 1]
I’m mister “white Christmas”
I’m high on crack!
I’m mister “ICU”, I’m mister “pain-in-my-back”
Friends call me crack addict
Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs
Ha hah! It’s never enough
[Chorus]
He’s mister white Christmas
He’s high on crack!
(That’s right!)
He’s mister ICU, he’s mister pain-in-his-back!
Friends call me crack addict
Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs
Ha hah! It’s never enough
[Bridge/Verse 2]
Oh, everyone I’ve known or loved
Has left or overdosed
They tell me to look for a job
But I’d rather stay doped
AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHA-HO-HA!
[Chorus]
He’s mister white Christmas
He’s high on crack!
(That’s right!)
He’s mister ICU, he’s mister pain-in-his-back
Friends call me crack addict
Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs
Ha hah! It’s never enough
*Some interesting things related to these lyrics:
• ICU here is referring to Intensive Care Unit, a unit of emergency departments that deals with critically ill patients or who are otherwise are in a potentially life-threatening condition.
• Crack is a drug that is made from powdered cocaine that has been combined with substances such as water and baking soda, boiled and then cooled. Since here it is implied that Mr. “White Christmas” is a long-term and addicted user, he may be afflicted with much more severe symptoms like depression, drug carvings, edginess/inability to relax, muscle spasms, paranoia, aggression and anxiety. (Poor guy jesus christ).
• The term “white Christmas” in this context is essentially referring to the use of cocaine which is white-coloured, with the Christmas aspect possibly relating to how like people wish for gifts for Christmas, a drug addict may crave getting more cocaine.
calm down socrates
Well looks like we have the entire Genius Lyrics page right here :)
sorry i didnt hear what you just said Can you repeat it again?
Noelle after snowgrave : No.. no its just a dream.....
Spamton after snowgrave :
Tim Allen would be proud.
If you don’t know, Tim Allen served Federal Prison time for trying to smuggle cocaine across international boarders at the age of 23. He might be Santa but he’s the Original White Christmas.
This whole song feels like a cry for help
I love the hysterical laughter he has after selling his hat
Got recommended this right on below a heat miser who's high on weed, so yt is doing something right
Same! It's so funny that there's two separate druggie miser videos LMAO
I will no longer be able to hear the original version without thinking of this. Thank you for enhancing my childhood.
His voice is so crazed... cant belive all it takes is a few organic materials to completely destroy the human mind
This is genuinely one of the best videos on the internet
I couldn't help but *crack* a smile during this.
Say that again
I see what you did there
This is kinda how I picture a Christmas at the white house looks like.
I love the straight forward “I’m high on crack.”
The time of year has come again where I listen to this on a daily basis
so this is what spamton did after being frozen
turns out that the [[hyperlink blocked]] was actually [[crack cocaine]]
The second line where he said “im high on crack” out of no where almost made me burst out in laughter… its 3:00 am and 8m watching stuff like this
Bro i deadass put this on loop for 7 minutes because its so well made
As someone who has never seen the original, I'm sure this is accurate.
This is the original
it is
It not
@@playplay9700 its not because this is the original
This song helped my friend get through a tough breakup, hope the creator is doing well!
This one'll always be my favorite version.
I love how, compared to snow miser, who sounds like he's overjoyed with his role while singing, this crack miser sounds like he's extremely depressed and only forcing his cheerful tone.
Fitting.
didn't read the title before clicking the video got met with a suprise
Unironically a better anti-drug campaign then whatever was happening in the 70s
I love how happy he sounds when he says "Sold to buy more drugs"
I can't get this video out of my head, I hope you're proud of what you've done
What your parents think you do with your friends:
Spamton in hes way to get the Neo Robot:
Pure art. Everything that transforms this into what it is, is executed perfectly
Unironically better than any song from Disney’s Wish.
Agreed.
the mixing in this matching the mixing of the original song is amazing. i love how similar it sounds
A little hair dye and glasses, and you've got Spamton G. Spamton.
I'm gonna have a hard time living up to these insanely high standards with my weed miser bit
"Friends call me crack addict."
I mean hey, he still has more friends than Heat Miser.
I'm glad this was recommended to me again at Christmas
You see, he snorts his minions.
Incredible in simply every way. No complaints.
I'm here in September and this shit still go hard af
I'm so glad I'm not the only one to say, "Merry Crackmas!"
just jerma with his drugs
the last "it's never enough" being more serious than the rest is oddly hilarious.
Anti-drug campaigns got nothing on this masterpiece.
"Imagine be high on crack"
#weedmisergang
"Imagine be high on weed"
#methmisergang
Ifunny user?
"Imagine being high period" #NormalMiserGang
@@shruggedword2302 imagine being normal, I'm high on life
#GymMiserGang
@@inazonitobe737 imagine being high #lowgang
This is horribly catchy. I love it
this song has been stuck in my head ever since ive first listened to it
Same
This song has such a vibe of manic despair, and i love it.
1:01 the laugh right here is actually terrifying not saying the video isn’t but i’m gonna have nightmares of this