Those are the words every Apex Legends player lives by. If you are not getting 3rd partied by vultures, get ready, because things are about to get real ugly.
@@kilppa dude seriously. I play Apex all the time and it's literally a third party clusterfuck every fight. Feels great doing it to someone sucks ass having it done to you lol
While I was streaming the other day, me and my group all got killed by an extract camper down in D2 using a grenade launcher. It was absolutely brutal and no counter whatsoever. Anyway, the guy pops into my stream and offers to take us along for a couple extract camping trips so we could see his tricks. This man was absolutely disgusting. Not only would he do the grenade launcher spot, but he would also create a light flood that made it impossible to see him. He took 10 spruts (the shotgun laser mount with 3 rails) all covered with flashlights that were turned on, and would place them on the ground facing towards the wall in D2 where the big pipe is. The light was so incredibly bright that it would literally drop your frame rate by 10%. It was impossible to see him while he was in there. An absolute professional in his craft
all im sayin, in my defense, i had just bodied a 5 man for a estimate 3 mil inventory, just to die to a man in a tree haha. Yall woulda shed some tears too
@@shawnwest8657 Ameticans were the first to deploy Tree camping and bush squatting(American Independence) that made the Brits butthurt....wow history tend to rhyme.
@@isaacbui8204 yeah they certainly did, since the U.S doesnt need to exit camp anymore since they could just use tax payers money to burn or blow anything up such as the Linebacker operations, If they continued and had not the american public bitched about thr war.It might probably have worked.
@@mahogany7712 the war was dumb as fuck to begin with tho.
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The methods showcased here improved my social life so much. I used to have trouble finding friends, but since I started extract camping I got more friend requests than ever before. My new friends are all very eager to meet me as well, I'm already looking for some camping spots for a gathering.
@@kreature7702 it's really rage-inducing to play against but what Sam said in the video is correct; your ass is fair game from the time you load into the raid right up to the second you leave.
My Dad was in the US Army when I was a kid and when I showed him this recently and he was really impressed with these strategies and he started to watch more of your Tarkov videos. He also started to encourage me into being an absolute scumbag in Tarkov. I guess I am a lot more like him than I thought LMAO!
You know this occurred to me while I was committing war crimes over in Kenshi, but while there will be shitbags camping every exit for a while how many people are going to start hunting exit campers like a fat boar hiding in the dirt waiting hoping that this next person doesn’t find them.
Asad Doeasdw I’m told that a lot of youtubers pay others to for a bit of content I think it was a rust video if so, gotta get that bread one way or another.
@Jéster Also man your grammar is shit and hella confusing, so actually @Crusade For Jerusalem looks like the smart one here. Because you can, in fact, hide in a tree/bush just by walking into them. That's literally why they are there. To provide visual cover.
sam got killed by an exit camper and made this video to oversaturate the exit camping strategy market and force it to collapse in order to get rid of it
That's a galaxy brain move. The exit campers end up killing each other over spots, and it becomes meta to run the map normally to avoid pointless engagements.
I work construction and I’m the only nerd there. Anyway as I’m surrounded by this testosterone laced environment I start talking about gaming. Eyes roll. Then I talk about tarkov. More eyes roll. Then......and this is where I almost fell over. To my amazement my Forman says “why don’t you hide by the extraction and kill people leaving”. And that’s why your our boss sir was my reply.
Lmao the Vietnam tactic I use is “recon by fire” if you think you see someone just start shooting and they won’t know you don’t actually know where they are so they’ll shoot back
You'd basically have to become a serial killer to keep doing it. If your only income comes from being a lazy bum, waiting for people to get off of work and cash in their paycheck so you can kill em and take their stuff, you'd run out of money fast if you didn't keep up the killing.
@@GeneralSam Hey Sam, how do you feel about the tactic of going on to Turkish Server's to finish quest quickly? I've done it with a buddy and besides the +170 ping shit was lit. We killed so many fucking Scav's and ran into like 4 people at most in 10 runs. I don't recommend it to Chad's but a god like yourself might use it. Lead us to Victory General *Skitters away*
Returning to this gem after 3 years and hearing Pestily going "If you could, find them ________________________________________________________________________________ until someone walks past" is just so distrurbing LMAO
My favorite part of this video is that he's reading a book about the serial killer who literally built a hotel to let his victims come to him, and killed literally like a hundred people by doing so. The same dude who was such a rat he would convince his prospective victims to buy life insurance with him as the beneficiary, and often sell their bodies to medical schools just for a few extra bucks (It's H.H. Holmes btw). The parallels that can be drawn I think are excellent.
thing is that guy may not have killed anyone and was just crazy, the killing hundreds came from a pulp magazine and he said he killed 27 people but the majority of the people he listed were still alive and in the end he has 9 plausible kills and he may not have even done those because he was delusional
@@Caseyw462 Um Caesar's entire Egyptian campaign is so rat it hurts. He held onto the King and Cleopatra with a fortified position for months, literally months, until someone could bail him out. And then in the final battle he exploited an positional weakness in the enemy to overcome what was a losing battle. Sounds pretty rat to me.
@@shaphier7057 When Sam was streaming he mentioned that his viewers should go onto Pestily's channel and fuck around a little, but as a joke/passing comment. A group of his viewers did that and Pestily decided to have his man period and started reporting Sam, as well as telling his chat to report him as well (against TOS)
Actually, on D-2 exit, there is a camp, where you can camp both of the camps shown in this video. On top of that, even these days, nobody knows about it.
This is by far one of the best Tarkov videos Sam has ever made. Not only did we get to see grown men have their fragile egos shattered and their kits taken, we got to see Sam in his element.
not really, he showed the comunity the dirtiest new camping places. you think itll be good for exit camping but itll be trash when everyone knows the spot
This happened last time I saw a video the minute it was released, the episode wasn't available to watch until minutes after I finished the video And with the average being maybe 20 minute videos, I guess it adds up if Sam uploads both of them at the same time with the podcast being an hour long so it needs more time to process.
Ran into 1 exit camper this whole wipe..... until today, I've been exit camped in reserve 4 times today and I was like wtf why is this happening all of a sudden. Now I understand.
"I'm pretty sure most of the greatest battlefield tacticians in history were exit campers" I don't even play Tarkov. I'm just here for the great one liners you throw out.
Over a year after this video drops, exit camping became more and more mainstream amongst the tarkov community. No one questions your morals, no one questions your sanity. If you were to ask your buddy to exit camp with you a year ago, he'd mock you. Now its just, "as long as we get there first."
Lowkey appreciate this video's effect on the community. Never really ran into exit campers before this video. Been running into them every other raid at interchange and they always have the juiciest loot. Thanks for teaching me where to look daddy sam.
A video like this goes both ways. One one hand you have the new wave of exit camp rats and on the other you have the chad players that now know to look in these locations. It balances itself out.
@@helium-379 yeah but people will definitely be checking those spots now if they have seen this video and have some semblance of skill and memory with the game
eve is a wonderfull world where the devs officially encourage abusing the laws, gotta love it when you fly through highsec and instapop to a fleet of destroyers
@@dennishogan5696 eazy one bro r u for real lmao those camp sports are so good even when you know where the dude is you can't fucking see him lol such horrible people
Nah fam, the more people who believe that shit, the more victims there will be. Be a 4d rat and tell people they are wrong for doing so, as it's less competition.
If you think 'chads' have principles, think again... chads are annoyed being killed by rats but thats it. They are no better tbh. Chads, if i run in front of you, will you wait for me to turn around before shooting ? If you are with a friend, will you say to him : ok lets duel this guy and not 2v1 flank him ? If you see the guy is unstuffed, will you give him a weapon before trying to kill him to balance the odds ? If you hear a guy who didnt hear you, will you make noise so he is as aware as you for the encounter ? I think not. So yeah, every advantage you can take, you do. Its war, its a video game on war, if you want fairness play something else. The goal is always to put you at advantage wether its by being geared up, sound, good angles, bringing a mate or exfil camp... If you dont use a strategy because it doesnt suit you (gear fear, no patience to wait at exfil, no mate etc.), dont rant others use it.
Honestly, the bit with jips song an the “He’s gonna get away!” Was perfect. I’ve never seen better editing of a song and clip. Plus jippy makes a damn good beat anyways
Im watching this as im sitting in the dorms washroom with both broken legs, 4 bullets and a grenade. Will update you on the outcome later. *Edit:* no one came by, i found a dead body with slick and m4 and slowly crawling towards old gas station because i dont have enough time for ZB11 - so far so good! *Edit2:* old station isnt active so i have to get to zb11 with 2min left *Edit3:* I gave up half way through... im crying in the factory corner with a grenade in my hand...goodbye cruel world As i went to pull a pin, SCAV AI ran up to me and wiggled... "its only painful the first time" he told me in Russian... We held hands and looked at the sunset as my grenade hit the ground...
Solo rat here, there are no morals. There's no low I'm not willing to stoop to. Because at the end of the day I have loot and I know someone, somewhere is upset at their desk.
Nah, now you can camp other spots that watch the exit campers. Big rat brain is letting the smaller weaker rays do the hard work then snipe them from your bush 50 meters in the open where no one will look
I remember when Sam said if something gets to popular on his channel he stops playing it so his channel doesn’t just become a that game channel, but he’s been playing an inordinate amount of Tarkov
I feel he’s changed his strategy. He brought in Tarkov fans over several months, and now he’s exposing them to shitbag tactics like this to drive them away.
So I got to my exit. I died to a rat of course lol I successfully scaved back in. And camped his exit and successfully killed the same guy and got my shit back😂💪🏼 les goo
its weird that people want a realistic shooter game but the minute you use any kind of strategy that gives you a advantage its bullshit and ruins the game...
I've heard people shout stuff like "you have no honour" like they're some kind of samurai neckbeard 😂 It's a tactic. Don't be whimpering just because you got outplayed with your pants down. I've eaten nades to the face and instead of annoyed, I'm impressed at the person who is that paranoid enough to take that precaution.
This would apply to rats but not really extract campers. In a Tarkov like situation no one in real life is waiting at an extract to loot people, they're just getting out. Either way there's nothing that can really be done about extract campers.
@@NinjaWBS It might be a "tactic' but its sure a scummy one. I believe that people who exit camp on a regular basis are kin to people who steal amazon packages off of peoples porches, sell faulty products, create pyramid schemes, do scam calls etc . No dignity, morals, honour etc. In my eyes its a weakness of character and sign of some sort of mental pathology like Narcissism/Sociopathy etc,
I love how this got recommended to me after I unintentionally exit camped. I went to the wrong exit and was looking up the map, and a guy cane which was fully stocked. Managed to kill him with my fresh spawn M9. Best unintentional exit camp
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Wow what a sellout
I got you homie
no
Dude no way
Sorry I never did those sports
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck” - John Steinbeck
Truth
This Paul agrees.
Thank god because My enemies always have the tactical advantage on me.
Those are the words every Apex Legends player lives by. If you are not getting 3rd partied by vultures, get ready, because things are about to get real ugly.
@@kilppa dude seriously. I play Apex all the time and it's literally a third party clusterfuck every fight. Feels great doing it to someone sucks ass having it done to you lol
k gonna avoid playing tarkov for a month or two. good video.
sorry aqua
My exact thoughts ... it's gonna be unplayable for a while now :D
Git gud
Play Fortnite or something my guy
Can’t wait for Aqua to get clapped from one of Sam’s featured rat camping holes XD
While I was streaming the other day, me and my group all got killed by an extract camper down in D2 using a grenade launcher. It was absolutely brutal and no counter whatsoever. Anyway, the guy pops into my stream and offers to take us along for a couple extract camping trips so we could see his tricks. This man was absolutely disgusting. Not only would he do the grenade launcher spot, but he would also create a light flood that made it impossible to see him. He took 10 spruts (the shotgun laser mount with 3 rails) all covered with flashlights that were turned on, and would place them on the ground facing towards the wall in D2 where the big pipe is. The light was so incredibly bright that it would literally drop your frame rate by 10%. It was impossible to see him while he was in there. An absolute professional in his craft
Holy shit
I am not even mad at that. I am really impressed.
Respect
That dropped shotgun trick is hilarious.
Nothing like exploiting poor performance for easy kills lol
What a "legend" indeed.
That dude will forever know his voice has been heard by thousands of people hearing him about to cry
Millions now lol
Lmao
Yeah not my finest day
all im sayin, in my defense, i had just bodied a 5 man for a estimate 3 mil inventory, just to die to a man in a tree haha. Yall woulda shed some tears too
*cries after getting a massive dopamine hit off of ruining a nice little group’s day*
I have zero sympathy for you, cry more
It’s got to the point where Sam incorporates viet kong tactics into his playstyle in tarkov
America has learned alot from 1960
@@shawnwest8657 Ameticans were the first to deploy Tree camping and bush squatting(American Independence) that made the Brits butthurt....wow history tend to rhyme.
Karel Ramilo so what youre sayin is... Vietnam outdid the OG exitcampers, the US.
@@isaacbui8204 yeah they certainly did, since the U.S doesnt need to exit camp anymore since they could just use tax payers money to burn or blow anything up such as the Linebacker operations, If they continued and had not the american public bitched about thr war.It might probably have worked.
@@mahogany7712 the war was dumb as fuck to begin with tho.
The methods showcased here improved my social life so much. I used to have trouble finding friends, but since I started extract camping I got more friend requests than ever before. My new friends are all very eager to meet me as well, I'm already looking for some camping spots for a gathering.
What’s your exact address
I bet they are all really happy
see i don't have a hard time finding friends, they have a hard time finding me after i shoot out the lights
@@fro_e HAHAHAHA
This man was never seen again
General Sam: Makes a whole video about exit camping
Satan: "I'm a big fan of your work"
Ha you think Satan is a big fan HAHHAHAH HE IS SATAN
Satan aspires to rat attack like Sam does.
Even after a year, this comment makes me rofl
What's wrong with exit camping
@@kreature7702 it's really rage-inducing to play against but what Sam said in the video is correct; your ass is fair game from the time you load into the raid right up to the second you leave.
My Dad was in the US Army when I was a kid and when I showed him this recently and he was really impressed with these strategies and he started to watch more of your Tarkov videos. He also started to encourage me into being an absolute scumbag in Tarkov. I guess I am a lot more like him than I thought LMAO!
chip off the old block'
Your dad is a rat camper IRL?
@@Chuckvsfrank1232 There's no such thing IRL. Just a tactic to save your life.
Is your dad a Chad or a rat irl?
@@mrtimurer He lived, so obviously not a chad
The fact that Sam is posting this much is a warning for the next plague of 2020
Yeah, rat plague. It's the black death all over again.
It was only a matter of time before the rats of Tarkov got infected with cancer
What else is he gonna do? Feed his kid?
I'm surprised they haven't died out. Little creatures such as rats usually have heart attacks in stressful situations
You were close I guess
Exit camping? You mean high income low risk business management!
Love him or hate him this man is speaking fax 📠
stonks
Huh deja vu I just watched your Halo 3 video
Cut'em low sell'em high
Scrap pickers United
Sam literally says “a true rat steals from the rich, and kills the poor” I don’t understand what’s so difficult to understand.
You know this occurred to me while I was committing war crimes over in Kenshi, but while there will be shitbags camping every exit for a while how many people are going to start hunting exit campers like a fat boar hiding in the dirt waiting hoping that this next person doesn’t find them.
@@VelveteenVermilion impossible because imagine factory fully geared dude at exit camping prone leaning you 😂
Asad Doeasdw I’m told that a lot of youtubers pay others to for a bit of content I think it was a rust video if so, gotta get that bread one way or another.
@Asad Doeasdwone of his cronies hiding behind the door for backup
Why does Sam get to make the rules, he isn’t Tarkov Jesus
I bet if ExfilCamper played Rising Storm 2:Vietnam, he'd exclusively play as the Vietnamese
He would be a mosin god
He would never play the objective
Ah fond memories of being sniped across the map by a breach loaded shotgun firing slugs
Vietnamese is just more fun in that game lmao. Sorry grandpa
based
“Most of history’s greatest military tacticians were probably exit campers.”
That ain't wrong though
True facts
it's called an ambush
Teutoburg forest was won by exit camping Germanics
@@jordannet5233 It is what is wrong with all these games. Cowards in game, and cowards in real life.
This dude makes General Sam look like a Mouse.
ExfilCamper is an honest to god Rat. He knows where the cheese is.
There are the rats, and there is the Rat King. Sam is a powerful rat, but he’s no King.
Hes a fucking chad
@Jéster bruh really you honestly think someone cant hide in a tree?
@@QuYThSnipeR Nah man, he ain't a Chad. He's 100% certified angus Rat!
@Jéster Also man your grammar is shit and hella confusing, so actually @Crusade For Jerusalem looks like the smart one here. Because you can, in fact, hide in a tree/bush just by walking into them. That's literally why they are there. To provide visual cover.
sam got killed by an exit camper and made this video to oversaturate the exit camping strategy market and force it to collapse in order to get rid of it
That's a galaxy brain move. The exit campers end up killing each other over spots, and it becomes meta to run the map normally to avoid pointless engagements.
The hero we don’t deserve
Now where have I seen that before? A certain group of people getting a firm grip on an economy and purposely collapsing it?
He's def a boss of economics
@@Thighmangler heh, ironic since this is Sam
I work construction and I’m the only nerd there. Anyway as I’m surrounded by this testosterone laced environment I start talking about gaming. Eyes roll. Then I talk about tarkov. More eyes roll. Then......and this is where I almost fell over. To my amazement my Forman says “why don’t you hide by the extraction and kill people leaving”. And that’s why your our boss sir was my reply.
“Testosterone laced environment” has to be the gamer phrase I’ve heard
i love this story more than i should
Well yeah of course thats the bosses mentality, he's already exit camping your wallet
@@Versace_sheets 😂
Exfil is literally using Vietnam tactics, he's here giving players flashbacks to a war they didn't even fight in.
It's like some kind of WW1 Black Hand raid tactics, but instead of going to them, you let your enemies come to you.
he literally Adler'd the players lmao
its a BOCW reference for those who didn't get it
@@cameron6410 "it was never personal" 1911 to the face
Lmao the Vietnam tactic I use is “recon by fire” if you think you see someone just start shooting and they won’t know you don’t actually know where they are so they’ll shoot back
The devil in the white city, interesting read LOL. Didn’t know Sam equates exit camping to becoming a full fledged serial killer
You'd basically have to become a serial killer to keep doing it. If your only income comes from being a lazy bum, waiting for people to get off of work and cash in their paycheck so you can kill em and take their stuff, you'd run out of money fast if you didn't keep up the killing.
@@Chalkstix r u mad?
Chalkstix get good
Exit camping, building a hotel designed to kill people and hide the bodies, what’s the difference?
@@Chalkstix Haha that's hunting my man.
I can't believe our Customs boat camp didn't make the cut, the amount of genius that went into that tactic was revolutionary.
Gotta keep a few trade secrets ig
It was great, but I cut it because I hate your guts
@@GeneralSam were you inside the metal shipping container while prone? :o
@@GeneralSam Hey Sam, how do you feel about the tactic of going on to Turkish Server's to finish quest quickly? I've done it with a buddy and besides the +170 ping shit was lit. We killed so many fucking Scav's and ran into like 4 people at most in 10 runs. I don't recommend it to Chad's but a god like yourself might use it. Lead us to Victory General *Skitters away*
J1mmy does the background melody at around the 10:00 mark sound familiar?
I did. But then again... I dont mind. I got time...
Returning to this gem after 3 years and hearing Pestily going "If you could, find them ________________________________________________________________________________ until someone walks past" is just so distrurbing LMAO
I remember when this vid first came out, pestily might of said some pretty racist things
Anyone know how to find youtube videos uncensored?
@@nedbigby9694 uncensored as in what?
@@smurfmianz4527 as in not mass amounts of audio just full removed from videos?
@@smurfmianz4527 No. Pestily is a good guy. He's just got no sense of humor.
My favorite part of this video is that he's reading a book about the serial killer who literally built a hotel to let his victims come to him, and killed literally like a hundred people by doing so. The same dude who was such a rat he would convince his prospective victims to buy life insurance with him as the beneficiary, and often sell their bodies to medical schools just for a few extra bucks (It's H.H. Holmes btw). The parallels that can be drawn I think are excellent.
thing is that guy may not have killed anyone and was just crazy, the killing hundreds came from a pulp magazine and he said he killed 27 people but the majority of the people he listed were still alive and in the end he has 9 plausible kills and he may not have even done those because he was delusional
H.H Holmes wuz the og rat
Book nerd
big brain
yeah holmes was more of a con man really
"Most of history's greatest military tacticians were probably exit campers."
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Sun Tzu's Art of War: "Here's a little lesson in trickery..."
What the germans did to the Jewish pregnant moms
@@Crazymoniker Sun Tzu's Art of war; "Hey wanna see the handcuff trick?" :p
Wrong. Caesar was definitely a Chad
@@Caseyw462 Um Caesar's entire Egyptian campaign is so rat it hurts. He held onto the King and Cleopatra with a fortified position for months, literally months, until someone could bail him out. And then in the final battle he exploited an positional weakness in the enemy to overcome what was a losing battle. Sounds pretty rat to me.
It's not child murder your honor I'm just spawn camping- John Wayne Gacy
that’s pretty clever
Does that make nursing homes Exit Camping?
Wanna see my spawn camp trick?
Omg lmao
Abortion is just killing people when they're in the main menu
Aww, Sam censored pestily’s 2nd guess on what exit campers do in their free time
It wasn't always censored lol. It only changed after that drama between them happened.
@@hammadshami5310 what drama?
@@shaphier7057 When Sam was streaming he mentioned that his viewers should go onto Pestily's channel and fuck around a little, but as a joke/passing comment. A group of his viewers did that and Pestily decided to have his man period and started reporting Sam, as well as telling his chat to report him as well (against TOS)
@@Tom-hk2ep man period lmao you talk like a twelve year old :D
@@americantoastman7296 the common 12 year olds phrase "man period", ah yes
I call this one the "shot you in the back of the head trick" now the key to safely extract is " you shouldn't have gotten shot"
Underrated comment
Can’t die to an exit camper if I can’t make it to the exit
Checkmate!
*Yeah, this is big brain time*
"Modern problems require modern solutions."
- "that one guy"
STRATS
@@kaijurat Dave Chapelle(?)
And this is just what he told us about. Imagine what he didn’t tell us
Probably just the parts where he was wacking it while waiting and got interupted by someone going for an exit.
The best thing Exfilcamper said on his stream was, “roof camping lighthouse is like fishing”
Plot twist: his real coordinates are the spots that overlook these locations he just put on TH-cam.
A real rat trap.
Holy shit
Actually, on D-2 exit, there is a camp, where you can camp both of the camps shown in this video. On top of that, even these days, nobody knows about it.
@Asad Doeasdw its his friend lol
@@janfvideoblog Rat brother, share the cursed knowledge
Hope Sam is only selling out so he can afford that eames lounge chair
Yeah
Or an eightball that actually works
As long as he's just gettin that money I don't care what he tries to sell me.
Selling out is him trying to sell you a product he wouldnt ever use.
The last place I expected to see anyone mention the eames chair was a the comment of a general Sam video. Well done my good sir.
"THE RATS ARE IN THE TREES"
The trees are speaking Hebrew now
this gave me Vietnam vibes
"You tree hugging rat!"
This is by far one of the best Tarkov videos Sam has ever made. Not only did we get to see grown men have their fragile egos shattered and their kits taken, we got to see Sam in his element.
Yep... that’ll piss off the community Sam.
lol good
Sam feeds off of other people's misery, do you think he cares at all
@@cheese5081 it makes him stronger.
not really, he showed the comunity the dirtiest new camping places. you think itll be good for exit camping but itll be trash when everyone knows the spot
@@imaninja4 makes his forehead bigger
“Forehead Fables Podcast Episode 24 - OUT NOW”
The betrayal I felt when I found out it ISN’T “out now,” was unmatched.
It is out for patrons a week early. Should be live for the public in a day or two
It's public rn
@@GeneralSam Should have let him stay butthurt about it. probably would have went off and cried about it before he realized it was public.
This happened last time I saw a video the minute it was released, the episode wasn't available to watch until minutes after I finished the video
And with the average being maybe 20 minute videos, I guess it adds up if Sam uploads both of them at the same time with the podcast being an hour long so it needs more time to process.
BrAnDoNjOhNsOnReViEwS _1996 Man stfu, I’ll make YOUR butt hurt, but literally (from alan secs)
Ran into 1 exit camper this whole wipe..... until today, I've been exit camped in reserve 4 times today and I was like wtf why is this happening all of a sudden. Now I understand.
Big business 🤑
Gotta give him the respect for giving us an additional 5 spots to look out for on top of the 100 other things to be paranoid about lmao
Dude folds the pages of his books to mark his place. More than anything that's the sign of a true monster.
Yeah only true monsters destroy books that way
I only did that with school books cuz I didn’t give a shit about them lmao
I mean come on use a bookmarker, what the actual frick.
I think the worse is when people lay hard covers open on the pages and tear the spine to shit
@@csb8447 But it's your copy, why ruin it? You wouldn't want a crack on your phone screen either I presume.
Teach me your ways Senpai !
Pestily go Labs!
No pest, dont get tainted by the dark side.
Your mask was meant to help prevent the Rat's spread, not to join it!
The day I get exit camped by Pestily is the day I reevaluate my life choices
Now you will see pest just randomly shoot at a tree and out falls a rat.
fitting to end a video about extract camping with a discussion about serial killers
And their methods of killing children. Dark shit.
i skipped over the sponser and the three words i heard while 10 sec skipping were
loot
grandma
balls
thank you general sam
“I hear foot steps”
*the person is literally 200m away*
That the good headphones
@@sgtrazorclaw3205 Nah, it's his rat senses.
When you're just sat in a corner waiting it's pretty easy to hear footsteps.
I think what they heard was the other guy who was right next to them.
@@Бобек-д3о He gets a little rat stiffy that grows depending on range and ease to kill
"I'm pretty sure most of the greatest battlefield tacticians in history were exit campers" I don't even play Tarkov. I'm just here for the great one liners you throw out.
Especially in thr end disrespecting people who died from a serial killer. Fkn USA freedoom
@@DNH17 facepalm
@@DNH17 lmao don't y'all serve people polonium tea?
General Sam: The Rat
Exfilcamper: Skaven
Ikit Claw approves.
No one shall escape-run from the tarkovs!
That’s ah Grudgin’
Skaven with a Ratling gun.
@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 gib misfire chart
Over a year after this video drops, exit camping became more and more mainstream amongst the tarkov community. No one questions your morals, no one questions your sanity. If you were to ask your buddy to exit camp with you a year ago, he'd mock you. Now its just, "as long as we get there first."
Escape from tarkov: Vermintide available now
Aqua looks like a middle aged Canadian man dying of hypothermia.
Looks can be deceiving, not this time though.
Canadians don’t have such weaknesses as “dying of hypothermia”
@@eggsbruhnadict4298 I don't think homeless people got the memo
Buddy, I LIVE in the cold.
Memento Mori
I didn't know Sam could get any lower
Also really cool of manscaped to sponsor a lesbian, very progressive of them
Never knew a rat could have a relationship lol
Nah he's more an amoeba than a lesbian cause him being a lesbian implies that he likes women
Girls have balls to, it's 2020
Bro how could I forget.
I'm a fucking weeb
that's like my thing
lmao someone's mad because they lost their sks and paca loadout
the fact that pestily got butt hurt and made you mute his shit is hilarious LOL
Tarkov will die one day and the rats, they shall find a new burrow to fester in.
Nooo I love tarkov but every great gam has to end sadly 😔
fester is so disgusting but it’s the perfect word 😂😂😂😂
Ever seen Sub-rosa? that feels like the number 1 game they'd go too.
@@philo_of_alexan that game is cool
If they die. I will be there waiting for them to come.
People are who call other people “kid” in a game are the easiest to piss off and the most toxic
Or the most excellent of shitposters
@@comradeurod9805 nope
Ok kid
@@VladTheChad1 I knew it would come eventually lol
@@comradeurod9805 Not really.
Lowkey appreciate this video's effect on the community. Never really ran into exit campers before this video. Been running into them every other raid at interchange and they always have the juiciest loot. Thanks for teaching me where to look daddy sam.
A video like this goes both ways. One one hand you have the new wave of exit camp rats and on the other you have the chad players that now know to look in these locations. It balances itself out.
@@BigPapaSpeedwagon It doesnt. I assure you.
@@gravemind883 Shame
@@BigPapaSpeedwagon Any spot can be camped. Its just a matter of creativity.
@@helium-379 yeah but people will definitely be checking those spots now if they have seen this video and have some semblance of skill and memory with the game
lmfao did pestily really fucking dmca this video to get a portion of his quote removed? BRUH.
Music used to be there that was copyrighted I believe
The thought of Sam playing EVE Online scares me..
He's the guy in a hull tanked web/scram miner with a cyno and multi-boxing a sin pilot.
I see you both are me of culture as well, good day
eve is a wonderfull world where the devs officially encourage abusing the laws, gotta love it when you fly through highsec and instapop to a fleet of destroyers
Ya cus it would be years before he had any good content lol
"It's not stupid if it works."
-John Wayne Gacy, probably.
Also RT
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Idi Amin
The pestely section I dead silent now
how cxome it is? Did he say something nasty?
@@danieljensen6880 nvm I remember
@@danieljensen6880 he just called exit campers virgins but it was like that for months
@@robotic-race he probably muted it to avoid copyright issues
Did pestily copyright it? That’s would be mad.
Sam is a genius. He just outed a whole community. HES TEACHING US EXTRACT CAMP LOCATIONS SO WE CAN WATCH OUT FOR THEM
He showed you easy ones relax bud rats are always around
Zydaking this is why I love this video so much
@@dennishogan5696 eazy one bro r u for real lmao those camp sports are so good even when you know where the dude is you can't fucking see him lol such horrible people
My God you're right...
You can never watch out enough brother lmao
I'm more upset that Sam folds his book pages than the fact that he exit camps
I mean I do that, if I buy a book slip or something I’d probably get shoved in a locker
I knew this comment would be here somewhere 😂😂
@@newguy8288 It's called a bookmark lmao
I stopped The Big Lebowski for you, Sam. That's dedication.
I've never had a comment get more than 2 likes. This is the best day ever.
Damn now that’s loyalty.
Does The Dude exit camp? Yeah. Right choice.
Sam is the big lebowski
I unplugged my granpas life support to charge my phone to watch this, now that's dedication
Did pestily copyright claim???
The real monstrosity in this video is that you folded the page of your book to save the page instead of using a god damn bookmark
Made me cringe so hard that he did that
Holy hell man.... Can we get the death penalty for that, please?
Why? U can use amost anything as a bookmark. So why damage the fuckin pages?
@@racingginger3147 exactly
I fold every Page i've already read.to not ne confused
*_Rule №11: "Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose."_*
Win*
it was lag trust me that wasnt my fault
Rule number 1 the enemy is never better the issue is and always will be lag
Even LAN
It's always lag
so aimbot?
This was the least voted on poll in the subreddit.
Edit: btw the PKA podcast bois watched this
Good
Typical 🐀
That's his goal he never lets his audience tell him what to do.
I think he said he was going to upload this before he worked one the voted vid
What was the poll?
going back and watching these vids is great an all until you realize all the editing and removal of stuff, i hate youtube for forcing this on people
No true rat would even mention the word "morals" or "principles"
Nah fam, the more people who believe that shit, the more victims there will be. Be a 4d rat and tell people they are wrong for doing so, as it's less competition.
@@rorrim0 Big brain idea
@@rorrim0 I TOLD YOU TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE!!!
700 subs with no vids NO TRUE RAT WOULD HAVE FEELINGS TO GO ON IN THE FIRST PLACE
If you think 'chads' have principles, think again... chads are annoyed being killed by rats but thats it. They are no better tbh.
Chads, if i run in front of you, will you wait for me to turn around before shooting ?
If you are with a friend, will you say to him : ok lets duel this guy and not 2v1 flank him ?
If you see the guy is unstuffed, will you give him a weapon before trying to kill him to balance the odds ?
If you hear a guy who didnt hear you, will you make noise so he is as aware as you for the encounter ?
I think not. So yeah, every advantage you can take, you do. Its war, its a video game on war, if you want fairness play something else. The goal is always to put you at advantage wether its by being geared up, sound, good angles, bringing a mate or exfil camp...
If you dont use a strategy because it doesnt suit you (gear fear, no patience to wait at exfil, no mate etc.), dont rant others use it.
Why does Poob look like he’s going to a gay wedding as one of the husbands
Secret big brain: everyone know what corners to check now
That's also part of the trick. They always have something up their sleeve.
but they wont will they
@@HellDevildan2003 after this video i started checking behind that door in d2 extract tunnels every time. already killed 2 filthy rats.
@@krizz3818 now your checking that spot you given the rats another blind spot when your checking
@@HellDevildan2003 just when they though they curbed the infestation 😂
The hilarious irony of pestily having his clips muted in this video. just *Chefs Kiss* perfect.
The irony is spicy after his parody song got ripped but still fuck that rook empire dude
"ive seen leukemia patients with more red blood cells than him"
LMFAO
Honestly, the bit with jips song an the “He’s gonna get away!” Was perfect. I’ve never seen better editing of a song and clip. Plus jippy makes a damn good beat anyways
I read this comment before it came up. Damn that was smooth.
7:40
@@TheeHistoryTeacher Same, sick shit
Jippy cranks out absolute slapps my guy
Im watching this as im sitting in the dorms washroom with both broken legs, 4 bullets and a grenade. Will update you on the outcome later.
*Edit:* no one came by, i found a dead body with slick and m4 and slowly crawling towards old gas station because i dont have enough time for ZB11 - so far so good!
*Edit2:* old station isnt active so i have to get to zb11 with 2min left
*Edit3:* I gave up half way through... im crying in the factory corner with a grenade in my hand...goodbye cruel world
As i went to pull a pin, SCAV AI ran up to me and wiggled... "its only painful the first time" he told me in Russian...
We held hands and looked at the sunset as my grenade hit the ground...
Godspeed dude
How's it going?
Did you live?
Good luck
Hope you make it out
Damn did pestily strike this video lmaoo
don’t lie sam. we all know the first thing you said when manscaped asked you to promote their product was “how much?”
Wacking off while playing tarkov gives me the post nut clarity i need to succeed at extract camping
Heyo!
just making sure you feel the self hate while you do it
this is the funniest shit ive read in ages
To seize victory, one must abandon his honor.
What honor lol
Maxwell Luong TRUE
did Pest copyright strike that audio? man that's sad
Here’s to not playing reserves for the next 2 weeks
17:00 this is the only part of this video that makes me upset. You've got a million subs, my guy, you can afford a bookmark.
A true rat doesn't waste money unless needed.
@@JuanLopez-kk9wi a true rat will scurry away with someone elses bookmark
a true rat will dog-ear a page and not give a shit
A true rat would yoink some dudes bookmark when hes not looking from their novel, but still dog-ear the page anyway
a true rat does not know how to read, they know only loot
General Sam: "Wanna see a cool trick? I call it "The EXFIL death trick""
Solo rat here, there are no morals. There's no low I'm not willing to stoop to. Because at the end of the day I have loot and I know someone, somewhere is upset at their desk.
i love how sam sees a guy nearly cry over a video game, then thinks to himself, "he's perfect."
I swear if I ever get this game I'm gonna roleplay as a Wal-Mart Greeter.
I've never been to Walmart but if I do I'm wearing a slick because of this comment
*Blasts someone in the back of the head
"Thanks for coming!"
Still no voip
Exit camp, kill a person, then say "I need to check your receipt" as you loot the body.
@@a_common_weeb you win the internets today
As a rat, I’m more upset by the fact that people are going to know where to look
Nah, now you can camp other spots that watch the exit campers. Big rat brain is letting the smaller weaker rays do the hard work then snipe them from your bush 50 meters in the open where no one will look
@@Fox_Olive yes! alpha rat doesnt submit!
I'm gonna throw nades all over your rat holes now.
@@Fox_Olive rat on rat violence is the best
people will forget in a week.
"Ive seen lukemia patients with a higher red blood cell count than he has"
Lmaoooooo
This is fking priceless, I'm not even mad anymore 😂😂but will random spray trees that's for sure
they're in the treeline!
"Slow and steady - Rats"
Should of been "Fast and Sweaty" for chads
I remember when Sam said if something gets to popular on his channel he stops playing it so his channel doesn’t just become a that game channel, but he’s been playing an inordinate amount of Tarkov
I feel he’s changed his strategy. He brought in Tarkov fans over several months, and now he’s exposing them to shitbag tactics like this to drive them away.
Fidget 02 we can only hope lol
New tarkov wipe and update so it’s good content, he said it’s the last tarkov vid for a bit
Pretty sure he said that he only got one tarkov video left, which will piss the community off and then he'll do something else.
he said in a previous video that this will be the last tarkov vid for the while
The solid 20 seconds of muted pestily is truly terrifying
So I got to my exit. I died to a rat of course lol I successfully scaved back in. And camped his exit and successfully killed the same guy and got my shit back😂💪🏼 les goo
How did you join into their game again?
@@lilratatack6010 if you spawn in the same map on the same time period you have a chance to get out into the same raid
Emojis at the end of a story mean a a lie.
Outsmarted at his own craft
@@beakiesan6918 nah you really can scav back into the same raid if youre quick enough, though its like 50/50 chance more or less
its weird that people want a realistic shooter game but the minute you use any kind of strategy that gives you a advantage its bullshit and ruins the game...
I agree
I've heard people shout stuff like "you have no honour" like they're some kind of samurai neckbeard 😂
It's a tactic. Don't be whimpering just because you got outplayed with your pants down. I've eaten nades to the face and instead of annoyed, I'm impressed at the person who is that paranoid enough to take that precaution.
To be fair, boosting up and hiding on top of the light fixture is a little scuffed. The others are different
This would apply to rats but not really extract campers. In a Tarkov like situation no one in real life is waiting at an extract to loot people, they're just getting out. Either way there's nothing that can really be done about extract campers.
@@NinjaWBS It might be a "tactic' but its sure a scummy one. I believe that people who exit camp on a regular basis are kin to people who steal amazon packages off of peoples porches, sell faulty products, create pyramid schemes, do scam calls etc . No dignity, morals, honour etc. In my eyes its a weakness of character and sign of some sort of mental pathology like Narcissism/Sociopathy etc,
General Sam is literally me. "They havent the gall" *laughs at own joke*
"Why play the game and have fun when you can play the game, have fun, and piss somebody else off. It's a win-win." - General Sam 2020
Shaves nuts, "I like your cut G."
Impending doom.
It was referencing the manscaper ad
7:47 Damn that's some good editing and use of Jippy's music. Me like.
Shit's orgasmic
As a British lord, I can confirm that is how we are.
Here man ya little fuckin divvy not al of wu talk like that ya na man. Proper little divvys like wor kidda
@@gazzy9136 what
odd lookin bloke that one
I can assure you this ruffian certainly ISN'T a lord gentlemen, such foul language.
Cesar Vialpando Yes
I have used this video to guide my everyday life decisions for the past 4 years, and I've never even played Tarkov.
When ever I think about coming back to this game, I watch this
General Sam is the only youtuber I've ever seen who can make the sponsor portion of a video entertaining as fuck.
Internet historian my man
Internet historian
@@deathbyastonishment7930 you got that right
*cough* Radical Soda *actual cough*
*Internet historian has entered the chat*
I love how this got recommended to me after I unintentionally exit camped. I went to the wrong exit and was looking up the map, and a guy cane which was fully stocked. Managed to kill him with my fresh spawn M9. Best unintentional exit camp
Yes, your rat journey has just begun. Embrace the malice, feel the rubles enter your pockets and rejoice in your power.
@@wesprescott7277 NO STAY AWAY FROM ME. I REGRET IT ALL
@@EricMichaelLP IT'S TOO LATE, YOUR FATE WAS SEALED THE MOMENT YOU TOOK THAT UNSUSPECTING CHAD'S LIFE!
Expecting people to play fair in a tactical shooter is like asking the Navy SEALS to kindly announce themselves before entering a hostile environment
Tarkov isn’t a tactical shooter lmao
@@chiefinasmithliterally the 2nd result on google for the genre of tarkov is "tactical shooter"