You find a Tarnished slowly walking somewhere, breathing heavily as they drag a sword twice their size with eyes full of hatred, muttering something under their breath. "Curse you, Bayle..."
_CUUUURRSE YOUUUU, BAAAAYLEEE!_ Seriously, surviving a fight with Bayle _while being crippled from the start?_ Igon might be a bit insane, but he's still a freaking Chad.
Yep. I am giggling and kicking my legs at this audio. It is just so satisfying and cool hearing my favourite VA make an audio about one of my favourite games. This is the kind of Immersion that I am here for. Also, something very important. CURSE YOU BAYLE!
Drake night: I would squander the power go the heart you would get better use out of it Me: GIRL I AM THE ELDEN LORD DO YOU THINK I NEED MORE POWER?! Drake knight: any last minute preparations? Me: YOU TAKING THIS DAM HEART AND USING IT ON YOURSELF!
CURRSEE YOUUUU, BAAAAYLE! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON… BUT I WILL RIDDLE YOUR HOLES WITH ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING! GRAAAAAAAARRRRHGGGGG! BAYLE THE DREAD! YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER
I feel like a drake knight wouldn't be happy Placiduseax was killed considering he was waiting for his God. But maybe most stopped following him after the dragon's cults creation. Instead pursuing they're own aims, like our cute knight. It is curious that they know storm arts. Maybe they joined Godfrey? Elden ring lore is to complicated doubley so if you're trying to write your own story in it.
Well the summon works for you and if the summon works for you, technically you can just order it to give up the title of elden lord to you or is that a player summon if it was a player it becomes more complicated
@@kriptonitegamer777 Not a player summon, so yeah it's pretty easy in that case. The summon is Elden Lord? Well it works for you. It vanishes at the end of the fight anyway so the last one standing is the Tarnished, therefore the Tarnished is the Elden Lord.
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!!!!! BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I IGON!!!!!! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!!!!! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MAY BE FOUL DRAGON…BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!!!!! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!!!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!
Look, I've been dragging this slab of steel around for months now. I've killed gods. So, so many gods. The title of Elden Lady is but a formality, as I refuse to take that throne. Too much burden to rest upon my shoulders. That Miquella and the rest of these self-proclaimed gods are next. No hearts shall be stolen any longer.
CURSE YOU, BAYLE! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You find a Tarnished slowly walking somewhere, breathing heavily as they drag a sword twice their size with eyes full of hatred, muttering something under their breath.
"Curse you, Bayle..."
Well who else would deserve or hatred?
@@louisstokes1498 BAYLE VILE BAYLE OH TERROR INCARNATE
Her natural enemy is the Kendrick Knight.
Full title: The Kendrick Knight of Lamar.
this bard you speak of... sir kendrick of lamar, he hath slain how many drakes, you say? and through the power of song?
@@gmdexcillion3521I Sir Kendrick of Lamar accuse the Drake Knight of loving younglings in a not so godly way
Ngl, kendrick is one of if not the best haters ❤
💀 Gyat dam, Drake getting cooked, even in ASMR vids.
_CUUUURRSE YOUUUU, BAAAAYLEEE!_
Seriously, surviving a fight with Bayle _while being crippled from the start?_ Igon might be a bit insane, but he's still a freaking Chad.
You summoned his spirit for Bayle. His real body was still down the mountain.
@@Atomic_Thomas 8:30
@@blutarchmann9070 I know that, but when you summon his spirit, he's fully revitalized in spirit form.
His actual body is down the mountain.
@@Atomic_Thomas true, you can even go and loot his armor after the fight.
*BAYLE ! VILE BAYLE !*
O! TERROR INCARNATE!
THERE IS STILL LIFE IN ME YET!
Yep. I am giggling and kicking my legs at this audio. It is just so satisfying and cool hearing my favourite VA make an audio about one of my favourite games. This is the kind of Immersion that I am here for.
Also, something very important.
CURSE YOU BAYLE!
“Trying to pluck a string and it’s likely a Minorrrr”
Thou shan't be us
Thou shan't be us
Thou shan't be us
BAYLE, VILE BAYLE!!
O TERROR INCARCERATE!!
YOU TOO SHALL KNOW FEAR!!!!
I WILL SOON FEAST UPON YOUR HEART!
A true drake warrior indeed
Drake night: I would squander the power go the heart you would get better use out of it
Me: GIRL I AM THE ELDEN LORD DO YOU THINK I NEED MORE POWER?!
Drake knight: any last minute preparations?
Me: YOU TAKING THIS DAM HEART AND USING IT ON YOURSELF!
6:43 Why I thought that when she asked what he couldn't do I thought: Cooking. 😂
CURSE YOU BAYLE
They were gods in name alone, the only man in the sky is me!
CURSE YOU BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE!!!
I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
AM YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!
I legit played through the whole game as a drake knight/dragon hearted. This was pretty cool😊
Fantastic audio as always
Now we need both a yoda asmr and yugioh asmr asking day one
Shadow realm?! Sounds shady…
When someone saids shadow realm I think of the first yugioh series
@@yuukithehedgehogsaaame
It’s time to duel
CURRSEE YOUUUU, BAAAAYLE!
I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON!
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON…
BUT I WILL RIDDLE YOUR HOLES WITH ROTTEN HIDE!
WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
GRAAAAAAAARRRRHGGGGG!
BAYLE THE DREAD!
YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER
I can't guarantee that this is perfectly lore accurate, but I tried my best.
The only flaw i could find is that the elden beast might not be known by the public, good script
@@Irelevant472 Thanks, though I definitely augmented Drake Knight lore for the sake of this script. lol
@@Irelevant472that’s what I was thinking don’t think anything about radagon or the eldest beast would be known by anyone
@@mrsceptile170 radagon is known by by myriandel
I feel like a drake knight wouldn't be happy Placiduseax was killed considering he was waiting for his God. But maybe most stopped following him after the dragon's cults creation. Instead pursuing they're own aims, like our cute knight.
It is curious that they know storm arts. Maybe they joined Godfrey?
Elden ring lore is to complicated doubley so if you're trying to write your own story in it.
Second best asmr Chanel on TH-cam
First Best
Who’s the 1st?
@@kriptonitegamer777 Fake
@@Atomic_Thomas I would agree but someone else dose not
“Is that… the Elden Ring.tm from the 2022 hit game by Fromsoft?”
Never met someone I couldn’t trust who doesn’t enjoy shrimp. Want some?
Man. I should really play Elden Ring. That lore is absolutely awesome.
Environmental Story Telling is a mixed bag.
On one hand, it's really hard to understand.
But when you do figure it out, you feel smart for it. lol
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE RAHHHHH
Elden Ring Hyperfixation intensifies
*Drake*
Huh wha.....
*Knight*
Oh....ok...
Her: You're the Elden Lord?
Me: *Remembers the summon giving the killing blow to the Elden Beast* Uh... Officially? Yes. Technically? Not *exactly*...
Well the summon works for you and if the summon works for you, technically you can just order it to give up the title of elden lord to you or is that a player summon if it was a player it becomes more complicated
@@kriptonitegamer777 Not a player summon, so yeah it's pretty easy in that case. The summon is Elden Lord? Well it works for you. It vanishes at the end of the fight anyway so the last one standing is the Tarnished, therefore the Tarnished is the Elden Lord.
@@21eienni on a technicality still but to get the summon you need to beat it right? So you are already stronger than them soooo yea ur good
Cut to Igon screaming
Meanwhile:
"*MY ARMS!! MY LEGS!! EACH LIE A BLOODY RUIN!!*"
I know nothing about elden ring but this video was amazing anyways. Wonderfully done!
A+
The elder lord defeated Moghe? Warf's father? I thought he was slain by Romulans in the battle of Kitimur.😆
Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
10K Views. That's pretty cool.
I literally defeated Bayle yesterday night for the first time. the timing of this video is uncanny.
Fake may be a psychic or there are that many people playing elden ring
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!!!!! BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I IGON!!!!!! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!!!!! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MAY BE FOUL DRAGON…BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!!!!! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!!!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!
Look, I've been dragging this slab of steel around for months now. I've killed gods. So, so many gods. The title of Elden Lady is but a formality, as I refuse to take that throne. Too much burden to rest upon my shoulders.
That Miquella and the rest of these self-proclaimed gods are next. No hearts shall be stolen any longer.
Time to play elden ring for the 15th times
Kill a dragon? LETS GOOOOOO
I am a Drake Knight you probably heard from us before
Me thinking about Igon: CUUUURSE YOU BAYLE
Me: I guess yes i do have heard of you before
Sir not like us
CURSE YOU, BAYLE! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe one day, I'll commission a Dark Souls or Bloodborne script. I'd need to brush up on lore to do it well though.
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!
I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
BEHOLD! A TRUE, DRAKE WARRIOR
BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR!!
AND I, IGON. YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH
YOU MAY BE SOLID OF SCALE, FOUL DRAGON!
Let me guess I’m going to have to find them at some random part on the map that was never told to me without killing the most random boss known to man
YOOOOOOOO
I am... the elden ring...
Hello there
Is this a parody of elden ring or something
It IS Elden Ring
@@Atomic_Thomas I've never played elden ring I only heard of it from a friend but maybe I'll play it sometime
@@yuukithehedgehog This roleplay is specifically based on the DLC: Shadow of the Erdtree.
they not like us.....................
IM SORRY I HAD TO
No dragons were harmed during this production 😮 ( It was. FAKE)
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Your vocal cadence is very strange. Gives middle school wolf girl vibes.
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!