Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America
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"You know your country?"
"..yeah?"
"IT SUCKS"
- RanbooLive, 2021
Finally found the comment
he just reenacted the American revolution
@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋
@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)
@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞
All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"
Lol
Doctor a day keeps the apple away
it's the WHOO for me /pos
WHOO
Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD
Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.
Ranboo: *just upset that the buns aren’t pre cut* one second *walks to tubbo* HEY
Tubbo: *screams* what
Ranboo: you know your country?
Tubbo: yea…
Ranboo: IT SUCKS
Tubbo: oh-
We watched the video too 😑
Best line ever😂
I could not stop laughing at that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!”
Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!”
Me: “god help me”
Me every time be like:
This is any and every Ranboo video.
@@I-defeted-Europe-in-1346 yep-
@@D-day_danny LMAO
Ranboo:"You know your country"
Tubbo:"Yes"
Ranboo: "it sucks"
Tubbo: "oh"
LMFOA
What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁
I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~
“I can feel my cholesterol rising”
*that’s how you know it’s certified American food*
exactly
ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own”
also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself*
the scissors: am i THAT bad
Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*
It was for him to eat not tubbo
“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.
Fr tho
not he wont, he *cant*
Ye
Lmao
+ destroyed his grave with dogburger
“American food isn’t necessarily the food itself, but it’s how you create it and how absolutely trashy it can get!”
This is such a true fact, and such a wonderful quote
i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american
food
@@colbysmith2460 I’ve never seen theme either lol(I’m also American) but ya know what they are probably somewhere at a very cheap price
Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the-
Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*
“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter
“I really hope
This is cooked
Cos if it’s not
My friend with *die* ”
Such a motivational jingle
I'd pay for that line to become a full song
“So my friend won’t die”
2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murcia
Ikr😂😂
ranboo moment
8:01 that made me laugh so hard 💀
for me 9:39
It keeps getting me
Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns
**shoots nerf gun**
*“GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”*
*“OUT”*
- Ranboo, 2021
@Coco lmao I was gonna say that
Ah yes, the words of any American mother that's cooking
Why did i think of harry styles -
NEW KITCHEN GUN, SPARKLES LIKE NEW
Ranboo: Posts after 4 months
Society: *Everybody liked that*
@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease. WOO!”
- Ranboo, July 16, 2021
They should make a cooking show called:
*Does He Know What He’s Doing?*
And the first line should always be:
*no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*
lmao
"American food isn't necessarily the food itself, but it's how you create it and how just absolutely trashy it can get."
-Ranboo, July 16, 2021.
Well he’s not wrong😆
It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌
can confirm as an american
Isn't it the 17th tho-?
“America food essentially isn’t food
It’s plastic with flavour”
“how is it”
“it tastes like a lot of calories”
*”good”*
Just like American food is supposed to
sheeeesh 🦭
That's the taste of America food
Wow... Poor burger
Thats American food for you.
Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀
8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula
"Two times the cheese, two times the disease."
- Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)
lol 😂
Woo
such an inspirational quote :')
Y E S
_WOO!_
Ah yes, the three stages of the universe:
American
*American*
‘Merican.
My teacher says it like that- he isn’t even trying at this point mate
Yes.
Then you have MURICA FUCK YE
Merica
𝙻𝚘𝚕
Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like
Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"
I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD
13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where*
Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT!
and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol
“Now let’s get our taste tester.”
“TUBBO!”
*“What the [****] is going on?”*
😂
Lol
timemark pleaseee :)
@@clopaz1940 5:05
Bad language
"I have blood, that's for sure"
Sounds like something someone with no blood would say, that's mighty s u s of you sir
"I have bones
This is my brain bone"
Ranboo:"And we also have a-"
*proceeds to slap the grill*
Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill"
*Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*
"I probably shouldn't put my had on this"
Puts hand on it again
"isn't this absolutely terrib- I'm so glad I'm not gonna eat this oh TUBBO!"
lol
*smacks hand on grill*
Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.”
**proceeds to smack grill again**
i was say something abt that-
ranboo moment
He just kept his hand one it.
@Gabs he did it more than twise
"I really hope that this is cooked, because if it's not my friend will DIE."
~Ranboo
“Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease"
-ranboo trying to kill a friend
Facts
THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH
578 likes O_o
The word "American" just existing:
Ranboo: "It's my time to shine."
How do you have 503 likes in 17 minutes I’m confuzzled
It’s free real-estate
@@wheelersconverse AHAHA IDEK, BUT IM NOT DISSAPOINTED 😌
Torture a UK boy
Nobody:
Tubbo (exists)
Ranboo:TUBBO
(Tubbo appears out of nowhere)
Ranboo slowely turns towards him
Ranboo: for you 😊
"I can feel my choresterol rising" -tubbo 2021
“i probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill”
chefboo proceeds to put his hand on the grill again
well, that's chefboo for you!
Best Ranboo cooking lines:
- Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul*
- This is America. We use ketchup.
- I really want to add the cinnamon roll
-Two times the cheese, two times the disease
Yes 🧠
Yesh haha lol
Don’t forget:
“I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”
Tubbo: dying
Ranboo: Nice
“Double the cheese double the desease” lol lmao
“I probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill.”
He says, putting his whole hand on the grill again
Yeeeeeeeeeeah
🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶
“God help me”
You already killed God with your cake.
😭🔫
Facts🤣
and youre killing everything else with _this_
Underrated comment Lmao
I can’t believe he forgot
"this is america, ya know what your getting? K E T C H U P"
Ranboo: "I might have to fight you!
Hotdog be like: "sure, I came in peace"
“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old
My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50
@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then
he's like a power ranger. no face expressions so he expresses himself by moving his arms and body WAY to much.
How do we know he's not a power ranger
@@tachyontwo we don’t
@@tachyontwo have you ever seen a power ranger and Ranboo in the same room? exactly
@@tachyontwo have you ever seen ranjiggler and a power ranger in the same room
@@cheerio7179 nono he's definitely a power ranger
“ no seasoning, just KETCHUP! “ -😂❤ I thought he was going to say salt😢
Ranboo: 2 TIME THE CHEESE 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!
*dancy dancy dance* WOO!
Ranboo: **Brings out gun**
Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"
Yep
It's never american if it don't had gun
Or school
thats true-
@@addisynvaske6598 omg XD
“Two times the cheese,
Two times the disease”
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?
@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*
🗒🖋
@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?
@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅
Ranboo: "falls" LoOk aT tHosE bAd boYs !
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease- WOO”
-ranboo 2021
WOOO
as a lactose intolerant person, i felt that
"Where's the seasoning?"
"Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."
Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs...
I'm not American but yeah
me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀
and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_
Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country
As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country
“2 times the cheese“
“2 times to disease“
“WOO”
Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill
Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill
Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill"
*Slowly removed hand
Me:" WTF "
“I am dressed like someone in their mid 50’s who has completely given up on life....exept MY shirt has corgis on it.”
Ah yes, so dressed like Quackity /hj /lh
@@sierrazoldyck4318 .*
And he got jorts
@@sierrazoldyck4318 /srs
It's not wrong
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease” LMFAO NOW THATS A QUOTE
XD
IT GOT ME WHEN HE DID THE LIL DANCY DANCE AFTER 😭
IKR
When i read it ranboo literally said it-
That’s going in the quote book!
"My cholesterol is rising"
" *That's a number you want up* "
I CANT BRO 💀
Ranboo: That looks burnt
Carrys on cooking it
“You know your country?”
“Yeah?”
“IT SUCKS”
“..oh..”
@nijuo joing lol
Ranboo: “put that back” “put that back”
Tubbo: “make me”
*ranboo grabs a gun*
*tubbo aurwggg*
AMERICAA
Just America
AGAAGAHHAAHAHAGGAHHAHAGAGAGHHGGGHHGHGAGAGAAAAAHHa
My sibling said "GLIZZY" when tubbo put it all in his mouth (I think it was a sasuge tho)
Here take some blue 🔵🔵🔵🔵
@@_boxhead-person_646 ...
9:40
Ranboo: 2 times the cheese
2times the disease
WOO
“I really hope this is cooked cuz if it’s not then my friend will die” -Ranboo 🤣
“That still looks like it has plastic on it”
That means it’s good American cheese
It’s better if it is made of plastic
@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American
I-
True authentic American cheese
I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.
“HEY”
“AAH!”
“You know your country?”
“Yeah..?”
“It SUCKS”
-*Beeduo 2021* @5:49
ah
Before: 112 likes
**refresh**
*289 likes*
Now 419 likes
..
562 likes
632 likes
ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh
Omg
i think your comment will be popular
I live here and I agree with Ranboo.
Tubbo-"MAKE ME!"
*shoots with nerf gun*
Ranboo-"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN."
" i slap my winny on..like any...any other........red blood...any red blood...i have blood!😂😂😂"
"Get out of my kitchen"
He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.
ranboos kitchen now
with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his
Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises
The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha
*Colonisation be like*
Tubbo: I can feel my cholesterol rising
Me: That's America for you
i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american
Literally "Welcome to America"
"i should not have put my full hand" *dose it again*"on the girll"
“I shouldn’t put my hand on this” proceeds to put hand on 6 more times
“The buns aren’t precut…”
“Tubbo!”
“Huh?”
“YoUr CoUnTrY sUcKs!!”
Really does because the buns aren't precut like what is this!!!!! This is not what we are used to....
ye uk realy sucks to be honest
Tubbo was so scared
this is the real reason -America- we left uk
5:43 is where it starts 😂
“We’re making American food.”
*just makes hot dogs and hamburgers*
That sounds about right
Totally yep totally
Me: 👍🤤👍
My siblings: 🚪🏃🏃🏃🏃♀️
My mom: 👀
Step dad: 😂👏
He forgot to deep fry it
@@StormCloudLuvid what am I looking at
Germany: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
I love how small the food looks in Ranboo's giant hands
ranboo "its moving on its own! did you see that?!"
also ranboo " I may have to fight you!"
So we have:
“GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY”
“GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE”
and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”
Harry Styles?🤣🤣
That man now owns the house- ._.
At this point it’s just “GET OUT”
Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”
@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease- WOO”
I will forever live by this
IM CRYING CAUSE IM FROM WISCONSIN AND WERE JUST KNOWN FOR CHEESE LMFAOOO
@@marymoran994 LMAO-
"i shouldn't have pit my full hand on that, that was... Not a good idea-"
*Continues to put full hand on the pan*
Ranboo -- that's burnt
Also ranboo -- Cook it more
“American food doesn’t have to be smart”
The *shade*
But it’s true
He's right though, it often isn't
As an American myself, I agree.
-shoots gun-
"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN"
spoken like a true american.
harry styles = ranboo CONFIRMED ?????
GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY sorry- just reminded me of that-
@@m1rr0rr hello my harry styles fansss
ranboo: that looks nice and BURNT
*cooks it more*
Ranboo:I SLAP MY WINY ON THE GRILL LIKE-ANY..RED BLOOD....I HAVE BLOOD
“You know your country?”
“Yeah..?”
“IT SUCKS!”
“Oh..”
“Just had to right some wrongs.”
Yessir
me living in the belly of china
“mmm, interesting”
Steps to making a ranboo vid:
-sarcasm
-extreme hand gesturing
-hair comb every 3 seconds
-dad jokes
You forgot the dad jokes 😔😔
You gotta love that hair comb
@@Avaiguess ah yes lemma add
Yis
I just spent about 20 minutes looking for this comment for absolutely no reason :D
Woo!
Ranboo: God help me.
Also Ranboo: Today I’m making a cake to kill G O D
Bro why is this soo accurate
And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT
“2x the cheese”
“2x the disease”
Literally died on that one lmao
I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃
Lmao
Holy shit why so many like tysm
Likes*
have we met before LemOnGrease?
Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT
Fiizy?
yes
Fax
Hi fiizy
Built long
Oh yes America, the place where kindergarteners go out into the field and shoot thermonuclear RPGs at each other for fun.
12:12 "BuN's ArE nice AnD toSted"
"The buns don't come pre-cut" spoken like a true american
ARE YOU BRITISH?? CSN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT???? THATS HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELVES
@@ghoul3070 FR LIKE WHAT THE HECK
@@ghoul3070 I'm mexican and the buns don't come pre-cut here either
@@Unknown-oz1ll i thought every country had pre cut buns 😭🤚 i need to educate myself bahaha
@@ghoul3070 it's not pre cut in Australia too
“Seasoning??PFFFFFFTTTTTT”
The truest thing I’ve ever heard an American say
We do season our foods dude- '-'
@@thrivingtunes as an American I would like to disprove your statement
My mom is American but the rest of my family is German and like she seasons the food so idk
@@cornflakes8358 as another american, i do season my food
Im glad I'm not the only one who puts chips in their lol
He just admited to his sycopath self 5:28
Tubbo: it tastes like a lot of calories
Ranboo: *pause* good :D
“You know your country” -ranboo
“Yeah” -tubbo
“It sucks” -ranboo
Ngl when I read the comment before watching I thought it was turbo saying it to ranboo
This is the Best quote of the year
I feel like i found this way funnier than i was supposed to. Then again its like that for every joke because my humor is broken.