9:24 I love how even though Ryan and Jack are literally on a team called “Team Same Voice,” Ryan still sounds like a fucking muppet trying to imitate Jack and I LOVE IT
something tells me none of them have ever seen a moose in person. if i encounter an animal that considers a 6 foot human to be adorably small, i'm not pausing in disbelief, i'm freezing in terror.
I've seen moose before, they're about as intimidating as bucks because of the antlers, but other than they aren't particularly hostile animals so I'm not really scared as long as I keep some distance.
ChaoticCC uhh, moose can be VERY hostile and territorial. if you've seen a male moose up close, in the wild, then you got lucky because it either didn't notice you, didn't consider you a threat or you weren't in it's territory. or, it was possibly a young one and hadn't claimed any territory yet. moose are especially nasty when they're in rutting season, because they're attacking everything to prove their toughness and attract a mate. and when you've got a 500 pound creature with antlers that have 5 inch spikes on them going berserk, you suddenly remember primal fear.
A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
I feel like Ryan dies a little inside every time he flubs. He seems to be used to it by now but I don't know, I worry about him sometimes. I don't want him to start becoming depressed like Geoff did there for a while. All hail The Mad King
That's not really a backhanded compliment. A backhanded compliment essentially hides an insult within a fake compliment. He flat out states that he's not a fan of Jack (which is valid, you can't expect everyone to like everyone), but also legitimately compliments him, stating that what Jack said was really funny. Honestly, you telling him to "fuck off" is a lot more hateful and unneeded than him stating his opinion.
Out of a good population of Achievement Hunter/Rooster Teeth fans I actually like Lindsay, "I've been Durping since day one" Fucking hilarious! Great stuff as always Hembo! Much love man! 💕 ❤
I Mr Cardinal I Lindsay definitely has her moments. One of my favorite jokes in the last year was Lindsay saying "you can take a swing at my baby if you want".
So is it possible to get a podcast with just Brandon, Chris, Andy, and maybe just throw in anybody as a fourth and maybe fifth? I feel like that would be comedy gold.
I was curious how much of the Chris pirates conversation was going to make it in, and was quite happy with the result. Here's hoping RT Cut Short includes more of the Pirates 5 conversation, as Jeremy and Michael explaining that film was way better than the film itself.
2:26 This is one of those moments where, as Gavin himself has noticed, he comes up with his most graphic and hilarious stuff when he's talking about Barbara's sex life.
For anyone interested, near as I can tell…the difference between a puppet and a muppet is that a puppet can just be a sock on your hand. A Muppet is a hybrid of a puppet and a marionette.
The thing is...John is _almost_ right about the pronunciation of Spyro as it is also a variation of the Greek name "Spyros"...however, the name of the dragon in the popular video game series is pronounced "SPY-ROE" which makes his pronunciation invalid.
@@Jeffersonia120 no, child, it's pronounced the way mica said it is. That's an objective fact. You can't say it's pronounced differently than what the people who created the fuckin character say it is. That is beyond stupid
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Geoffs "oh my god" when he sees the mini tower of pimps.
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Nice
Gavin: So we got this bucket.
Me. Bucket?~
Barb: Bucket?~
I honestly don't know if I should be more ashamed of myself or Barb for this one.
shirosaki97 God dammit barb
I love that Barbara knows that " bucket" is a thing...
I shit you not, she and I said it simultaniously
Where’d it come from again?
@@brockjames9394 creeper soccer
It's almost like they work together or something.
Buh-ket
Even people outside of AH know about, "bucket." XD
She watches these
"Mighty wow! I can't even believe this-"
*mockingly* "Mighty wow?!"
"Shut up."
Micas reaction to Spyro was great
Spiro
Actually, it's pronounced Spearow. ;P
that would be me
Jon must have played pokemon instead
I'd have just started pronouncing Jon's name wrong in response. "So, Jan," "Hey, Jorn," "Okay Yan," and finally, "What do you think, Susan?"
Bald Jeremy looks like a chemestry teacher who got fired and now has to make drugs for money.
9:24 I love how even though Ryan and Jack are literally on a team called “Team Same Voice,” Ryan still sounds like a fucking muppet trying to imitate Jack and I LOVE IT
something tells me none of them have ever seen a moose in person. if i encounter an animal that considers a 6 foot human to be adorably small, i'm not pausing in disbelief, i'm freezing in terror.
Yal Rathol they kinda ended up agreeing on it. Most people know moose are huge, and that if you haven't seen one you're underestimating it still.
I've seen moose before, they're about as intimidating as bucks because of the antlers, but other than they aren't particularly hostile animals so I'm not really scared as long as I keep some distance.
ChaoticCC uhh, moose can be VERY hostile and territorial. if you've seen a male moose up close, in the wild, then you got lucky because it either didn't notice you, didn't consider you a threat or you weren't in it's territory. or, it was possibly a young one and hadn't claimed any territory yet.
moose are especially nasty when they're in rutting season, because they're attacking everything to prove their toughness and attract a mate. and when you've got a 500 pound creature with antlers that have 5 inch spikes on them going berserk, you suddenly remember primal fear.
A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
@@CptObvious We apologize for these subtitles. Those responsible for sacking those that have been sacked have been sacked.
I love how that Know clip Mica was struggling to hold in her rage at Jon deliberately mispronouncing Spyro XD
This is possibly the greatest How-Do-Words-Good of all time
So...did you mean to put 13:37 to the time or just a coinkedink
Thanks Hembo, this week has been rough. Love you man
Another Robin walk out on you?
anyone else just watch rt content and go "yup this is gonna be in how do words good" ?
I feel like Ryan dies a little inside every time he flubs. He seems to be used to it by now but I don't know, I worry about him sometimes. I don't want him to start becoming depressed like Geoff did there for a while.
All hail The Mad King
I love the smokers joke by Jack
every time I watch that clip of Jon saying Spyro I hope, beyond hope that Jeremy just comes outta nowhere and just tackles him.
No one:
Gavin: wetter than an otters pocket
You: 🤡
Poor Chris, he messes up and gets so flustered and then talks himself into a hole
HOLY SHIT DIDN'T CATCH ASHLEY OUTING BURNIE CAUSE HIS SEGUE WAS TOO GOOD
Your gonna blow up keep it up bro
Also Jacks smoker joke made me laugh so hard lmao 😂
Dr. Whoss?
One Dalek
Two Dalek
Red Dalek
Blue Dalek
Alright I don't like him very much, but Jack's "I'm so pissed" was the hardest I've laughed in probably months
One of his greatest jokes ever.
Backhand McGee over here. Fuck off.
That's not really a backhanded compliment. A backhanded compliment essentially hides an insult within a fake compliment. He flat out states that he's not a fan of Jack (which is valid, you can't expect everyone to like everyone), but also legitimately compliments him, stating that what Jack said was really funny. Honestly, you telling him to "fuck off" is a lot more hateful and unneeded than him stating his opinion.
@@CptObvious🤡
“I’m not saying rape is a bad thing”
-Chris Demaris, 2017
I laughed for a good couple minutes when Chris said they took out the rape when I watched the podcast earlier today. So FRICKIN funny
Tbh that whole drag on the spot episode was fucking gold.
Chris is a fucking treasure whenever he does some form of podcast
I'm not The only one that think bald head Jermey looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin right?
If Jeremy had glasses he'd look like Jaime Hyneman from mythbusters.
Thank you Hembo! This is by far one of the best ones. I was crying from laughter the whole time!
Out of a good population of Achievement Hunter/Rooster Teeth fans I actually like Lindsay, "I've been Durping since day one"
Fucking hilarious!
Great stuff as always Hembo! Much love man! 💕 ❤
I Mr Cardinal I I love Linsay, shes funny
I don't get the hate. Like, at all.
I Mr Cardinal I Lindsay definitely has her moments. One of my favorite jokes in the last year was Lindsay saying "you can take a swing at my baby if you want".
*Derping
Yeah. Lindsay, Jeremy, and Jack are probably my favorite people at Achievement Hunter. I guess I'm in the majority.
So is it possible to get a podcast with just Brandon, Chris, Andy, and maybe just throw in anybody as a fourth and maybe fifth? I feel like that would be comedy gold.
Burnie. He would die.
I don't think the universe can handle that much stupid in one place.
TheElegantMan1 Gavin and Kerry and maybe Blaine
TheElegantMan1 joel would be the fourth.
Michael needs to be on, for sure. And maybe Jack since he catches things pretty quickly.
This is the greatest thing to wake up to on my birthday. Thank you so much, Hembo
happy belated birthday 👍
Jeremy looking like he owns a pawn shop...
WTF WAS THAT ON THE SPOT
King Knud I don't know either.....I'm scared...I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!
I AM AN ADUUUUULLLLLLLLLT.
THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER! THAT EPISODE DESERVES AN EMMY!
A normal one
Probably the best episode yet!
This is honestly one of the funniest hdwg in a while, kudos to ah and hembo!
i've really missed Chris' insanity.
I was curious how much of the Chris pirates conversation was going to make it in, and was quite happy with the result. Here's hoping RT Cut Short includes more of the Pirates 5 conversation, as Jeremy and Michael explaining that film was way better than the film itself.
4:05 I love how unprepared Gavin was for that
Chris on Off Topic fucking killed me. I couldn't stop laughing!
Dear God, Chris at the end was great. Never change Demarais, never change.
Hembo Sweetie, you're doing great
12:21 i did not realize that was jeremy...why did he shave his head?
Nicolas Paquin what are you talking about, thats Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Blitz Gaming well he certainly sounded like Jeremy
Blitz Gaming no it's Walter white, and it's time to cook
Blitz Gaming Stone Cold Steve Boston. I seen someone else write that so I'm not taking credit
GeneratorKiller *write
2:26 This is one of those moments where, as Gavin himself has noticed, he comes up with his most graphic and hilarious stuff when he's talking about Barbara's sex life.
Jeremy looks cool af with a shaved head and goatee. Not even joking, it looks awesome
I've never seen Jack make that laugh before.
there are quite a few videos on it. XD
Ik it seems stupid but do you realize how many things can be done with those tiny blocks?
Playing with Legos inside a game basically made of Lego!
Also, the need to create tiny Achievement City now.
Now I'm just waiting for someone to make Spearow The Dragon fanart and send it to Jon.
Holy shit I never have time to watch all of Off Topic, and I could not stop laughing at "took out the rape." xD
Ah yes, Spearow the Dragon
I got to stop watching these videos at work. My coworker is looking at me funny for laughing so loudly. Hahahaha Thanks Hembo!
the way gavin looks at jeremy, then to the mini tower is by far the funniest thing ive seen in sky factory
I haven't been watching enough RT lately and didn't know Jeremy shaved his head. I'm literally dying right now from laughter.
Sugarland, Texas home of the Sugarland Skeeters.
GO STORMERS!!
It's not Gavin's, until he puts his nose on it.
Damn. Funniest overall week at RT in a long time!
Another suggestion: Wheel of Fortune - Two and a Half Cars: 13:00 - 13:50.
The tiny tower is hilarious.
Man, im super behind on sky factory but that mini tower has completely renewed my motivations to catch up 😂😂
Is that an ankle bracelet I saw on On The Spot on who I think is Chris? (I didn't watch the actual show so I'm not sure if that's him)
benjiman86 that is cupcake, the only actual drag queen there. It is infact an ankle tag, wether it be real or fake is up to audience speculation.
That explains why I didn't recognize that person. Thank you.
Chris is a gem.
When gav wrote his name in sky factory he started with his name and ended with what he is
Is there a Best of Chris Demeris video somewhere out there? After that last clip, I would love some nonstop Chris-ness.
"Rape is bad." -Chris Demarais, 2017
I swear Geoff’s laugh could cure cancer hahahahaha
That smoker thing had me in tears 😂 (I’m a smoker)
Spyro's name is "pyro" with an s in front of it.
@@hi00118 nope
God bless Chris Demaris
The mini tower is one of the best things to ever happen on Achievement Hunters.
I Still laugh about it to this day
4:54
geoff sounds like he’s stoned but trying to hide it
Can someone explain to me what was said at 7:58 because I didn't hear what was said or what it means?
WHAT THE FUCK IS JEREMY. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GUY FROM PAWN STARS BUT THEN HE TALKED AND I AM SHAKEN
LIKE A FUCKING SMOOTHIE. SHAKEN. NOT STIRRED.
For anyone interested, near as I can tell…the difference between a puppet and a muppet is that a puppet can just be a sock on your hand. A Muppet is a hybrid of a puppet and a marionette.
Bald Jeremy looks like a young Steve Austin
Thanks to AH I cant not do the Bucket thing every time now, plus Barb made me laugh so damn hard!
This is the best thing I've ever watched.
Has anyone made the comparison of Jeremy looking like Walter White without glasses yet?
Mica's face when Jon mispronounced Spyro, OMG.
The thing is...John is _almost_ right about the pronunciation of Spyro as it is also a variation of the Greek name "Spyros"...however, the name of the dragon in the popular video game series is pronounced "SPY-ROE" which makes his pronunciation invalid.
Spearow the dragon
Jon: "Spearo"
Mica: *TRIGGERED*
Jack.EXE has stopped working
I like how the time is 1337. Just something fun I thought was cool
This week was good
Before they mentioned the word Disney I thought Michael was talking about One Piece.
Of course it's 13 minutes and 37 seconds long...
Horton hears a Seuss
Thanks Hembo
i don’t know why, but i died laughing at 11:48
Wetter than an otters pocket is the best
Jesse Christ I LOVE Chris!!!! XD
Bernie sets the standard
If jon can never say spyro again that would be great......
Jon: "Spear-oh"
Me: *"Time for a fucking crusade."*
I will not accept "spear-o" as a legitimate English pronunciation of my favorite childhood character, Spyro.
That's just an example of being wrong and refusing to believe so.
@@Jeffersonia120 no, child, it's pronounced the way mica said it is. That's an objective fact. You can't say it's pronounced differently than what the people who created the fuckin character say it is. That is beyond stupid
why are geoff flubs always the best
wetter than a otters pocket 😂😂😂😂
take out the on the spot bit and thats my favourite one youve ever done
Wetter than an otter’s pocket. 😂😂😂
This was a good one