POV: You Broke Into The Wrong House

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    Thanks for watching guys! What are your thoughts about the new look? Hopper from Stranger Things vibes, or just creepy uncle? 🧐 Let me know down below!
    Thanks to Acre Gold for sponsoring this video! getacregold.com/akguy

    • @harrison445
      @harrison445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      daddy

    • @tysonfroemke2841
      @tysonfroemke2841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gun meme review!

    • @maw4154
      @maw4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hi BRANDON

    • @antonsaiko
      @antonsaiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You look like an army guy in 1800's

    • @hunterw9502
      @hunterw9502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Build an AR that takes AK mags and is in 6.5 grendel

  • @Tricky_Vic
    @Tricky_Vic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9610

    Not gonna lie, that hair and moustache combo makes me believe Brandon knows where and when to get illegal fireworks and launches firework mortars out of an actual mortar. Anyone else get that vibe?

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      In the state of Georgia we call that a local Tuesday

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a huge pornstache

    • @burneracc2567
      @burneracc2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And chloroform for an entire 1st grade.

    • @Randyluck1
      @Randyluck1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I commented in another post. I get a Ron Jeremy vibe now.

    • @richardabney9453
      @richardabney9453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes

  • @zknation8563
    @zknation8563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Brandon went from "I can take down a whole beer keg in one swig" to "ok kids I'm here to talk about firefighting"

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Billy Blazes...

    • @zknation8563
      @zknation8563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monabale8263 welp that Brandon new nickname from now on

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like "hey kids, wanna see my cool new van"

  • @GarrettCroslin
    @GarrettCroslin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Some modern vets: “Some gun control can’t be that bad.”
    WWII vets: “I shot a Kraut in the face with this pistol and here’s the pistol I took off him. I snuck both of ‘em home in my bag.”

    • @junhongli1167
      @junhongli1167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Must be the pogs talking

    • @JaggedJack1
      @JaggedJack1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ...both of them?

    • @kentlindal5422
      @kentlindal5422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JaggedJack1 "...It got better."

    • @johnmcclain3887
      @johnmcclain3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      When I was in Beirut, a couple guys were cleaning some BAR's, for the purpose of bringing them back home. I couldn't find a spot on the ship to hide one.

    • @joebrown8522
      @joebrown8522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like the Air Force. I'm 100% anti gun control laws hooah

  • @starfishprime2864
    @starfishprime2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The guy who yelled "I am the gun" deserves a beer.

    • @Tibor_Fejes
      @Tibor_Fejes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He deserves a medal

    • @just_that_crazy5179
      @just_that_crazy5179 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tibor_Fejesand smack across the back of the head...then another beer

    • @outdooroperator714
      @outdooroperator714 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What he said was poetry , metaphorical. But what did he really mean 🤔

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm not saying i condone his actions, but u understand

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@elijahjarman2837 I too am a redonkulus viewer! Love me some Popp!

  • @KentuckyBallistics
    @KentuckyBallistics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Ok… The happy trees meme got me. Literally LOLed 😂

    • @retropranghorn
      @retropranghorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was definitely very funny

    • @mlg_master626-_-5
      @mlg_master626-_-5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @ItsStartedTo
      @ItsStartedTo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zamn

    • @tigran2210
      @tigran2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same, the part “you call it a war crime - I call it an accident” got me so hard 😂

    • @marci1380
      @marci1380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New meme template: GO!

  • @novemberlima1025
    @novemberlima1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I remember when there was a “walkout” protest at my high school to protest gun rights. Like 8 people walked out of the whole school and they got ridiculed by the rest of us. Great moment in time

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey man, it was 15 don't lie

    • @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302
      @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jrez 15 goons

    • @calebBalls69
      @calebBalls69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My school has a walkout and the only person who walked out was the kid who advertised it. Let’s just say he was relentlessly bullied

    • @bakerboat4572
      @bakerboat4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@calebBalls69 Sometimes... bullying does work

    • @cryptik5097
      @cryptik5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My school also had a walkout as we were near Stoneman Douglas when that happened, im guessing 3/4 of my school walked out, and about a half of them just went home on the public busses instead of protesting, me included lol

  • @topkek8671
    @topkek8671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Fun Fact: Back in the days when the Maxim was still brandnew they would demonstrate it‘s capabilities by chopping down a tree by firing onto it. So the Bob Ross joke works on so many different levels.

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I saw a video done by the British Army some time ago where they take one of their recently retired Vickers (an upside down improvement upon the Maxim) and cut down a 3 foot or better tree with it.

    • @EnriqueMartinez-rq2ge
      @EnriqueMartinez-rq2ge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bob Ross was also a veteran..

    • @bakerboat4572
      @bakerboat4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@EnriqueMartinez-rq2ge He was unfortunately too kind to the trees...

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fun fact: 9mm could take out the Death Star in one shot.

    • @UncleButterworth
      @UncleButterworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EnriqueMartinez-rq2ge Some people forget that veterans don't have to glorify war and killing.
      Also, some veterans forget that they swore an oath to our Constitution.
      Regardless, Bob Ross is alright in my book.

  • @z6skylift9
    @z6skylift9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The “pov your tribe has natural recourses” has been on repeat in my head for the past 2 weeks now. It is one of the best things I’ve ever seen

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Dude, "You call it a war crime, I call it a happy accident." This is WAYYY too good, rofl.

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My sides! 😂

    • @димитрийсаволчье
      @димитрийсаволчье 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We call it civilian casualties accepted

    • @IvanIvanov-ni4rs
      @IvanIvanov-ni4rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@димитрийсаволчье To make an omelette, you need to break some eggs...

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s never a war crime the first time.

  • @seanryan2149
    @seanryan2149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Brandon with the beard: wait, you’re Mexican?
    Brandon with the moustache: wait, you’re legal?

    • @nathanjordan1782
      @nathanjordan1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That’s foul. I love it

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He looks like a villain that is going to tie someone to a train track and cackle like a psycho.

    • @brandondirocco9816
      @brandondirocco9816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's gonna go to a gunshop and they're gonna call immigration lol

    • @tamarajoquintanilla9467
      @tamarajoquintanilla9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brandondirocco9816 🤣🤣🤣🤣yup

    • @andresdubon2608
      @andresdubon2608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rascoehunter3608 Yes, and that's the definition of mexican I like.

  • @J4CKWR4TH
    @J4CKWR4TH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "You call it a warcrime....I call it a happy accident"
    Was the funniest bit I've heard in a long time 😆 🤣

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As the fat electrician says, it's not a war crime the first time

    • @wolfcaneofficial
      @wolfcaneofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To quote the #FatElectrician..
      It's not a war crime the first time.

    • @andrewshepherd1537
      @andrewshepherd1537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfcaneofficial quackbang out!

    • @galenmarek8816
      @galenmarek8816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the best part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BrayK71
      @BrayK71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but why was his bob ross impression actually really good too??

  • @austinhelms606
    @austinhelms606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The .50 BMG Ratshot box was a meme in and of itself as it seemed to say “for rodents of unusual size” on the bottom of the box which would be a reference to the movie “The Princess Bride” from 1987. For any of you that don’t know. It’s actually a pretty great movie for the family and has some really witty/comedic writing.

    • @murphy13295
      @murphy13295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A great movie and every time I see the swamp scene I am reminded of " the Attack of the Killer Shrews " . A classic B horror movie .

    • @AnthonyGerdes
      @AnthonyGerdes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      me when asked to watch The Princess Bride:
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wingman4564
    @wingman4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Actual British soldiers' proverb:
    "If all else fails: remember we have got the maxim gun... and they have not"

    • @idontwanttoputmyname403
      @idontwanttoputmyname403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Whatever happens we have got, the Maxim gun, and they have not."
      It's from a satire story.

    • @979goonsquad3
      @979goonsquad3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay but th-cam.com/video/EnxOxpHqCcw/w-d-xo.html

    • @taxevasion4870
      @taxevasion4870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It became outdated in ~10 years

    • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
      @vaulthunterfromterra4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *GAU-8 Avenger enters chat*

    • @awolnation2446
      @awolnation2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vaulthunterfromterra4053 *Brttt intensifies*

  • @pesanchegra
    @pesanchegra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    With the new moustache, Brandon is a step closer to fulfil his destiny as Mexican arm dealer

    • @RobbieBussey
      @RobbieBussey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Deadáss tho

    • @ATECRIO
      @ATECRIO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He is now... Bran-dón.

    • @herpderpinson6117
      @herpderpinson6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ATECRIO The accent is still on the A even in Spanish

    • @Randyluck1
      @Randyluck1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I dunno guys. I get a serious Ron Jeremy vibe from him now.

    • @itsonlythatguy
      @itsonlythatguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ouch, to cut off all of those Mexican people's arms just to deal them sounds horrible.

  • @thelastoferrathen613
    @thelastoferrathen613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    Now that Brandon looks like a drug cartel, he might be able to get the ATF to send him some illegal firearms.

    • @Ak-47wizard
      @Ak-47wizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/fiX5AxDwOWo/w-d-xo.html

    • @thevillager8339
      @thevillager8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes

    • @joeypooe6544
      @joeypooe6544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      looks alot like mr sasage when he sqints(also wut thought he ment his hair2)

    • @trentw6806
      @trentw6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fucking topical and true

    • @randylahey1581
      @randylahey1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope he hides his dog ahead of time

  • @luggy9256
    @luggy9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Anyone else think if Brandon asks for blursed images, he is going to get a LOT of people sending basically the entire Kel-Tec catalog?

  • @JohnSmith-fi2gu
    @JohnSmith-fi2gu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Best question ever asked by a reporter...
    Reporter : "How many ccw carriers have committed crimes?"
    NY governor: "I don't need numbers"

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    As an 11B with a happy DD-214, I fully support anyone who shits on anti-2A veterans.
    Keep up the great work, AKdaddy.

    • @sladeb6036
      @sladeb6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I must have missed something, who was this in reference to? Who said what?

    • @Meloncholiac
      @Meloncholiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sladeb6036 5:26

    • @kellyalger2394
      @kellyalger2394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🎶 On the DD214 mountain
      Where the E7s lose their voice! 🎶

    • @devintaylor8608
      @devintaylor8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kellyalger2394 and alcohol goes trickling down the rocks

    • @andrewbain6581
      @andrewbain6581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fully agree. Also, I was surprised on how many people I talked to in the military that were anti 2A. I was a pog though so maybe that's why. Can't imagine there are many infantrymen with that mentality, at least I hope.

  • @SpawnOfJenova
    @SpawnOfJenova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Brandon, the .50 BMG Ratshot box clearly states, "For rodents of unusual size", so I think it checks out.

    • @pleasehelp2446
      @pleasehelp2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ROUS? I don't think they exist...

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Meant for those Chernobyl rats

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@pleasehelp2446 Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

    • @wolfcaneofficial
      @wolfcaneofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Must mean for the river rats in Southern KY. I've killed some that was bigger than a coon and weighed almost 25 lbs.

    • @DarkDodger
      @DarkDodger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      aka Skaven.

  • @dftdbs1010
    @dftdbs1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Banning nonviolent felons from owning guns is also unconstitutional.

  • @autr3553
    @autr3553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Kudos to you for following through on the bet, the mustache suits you well.

    • @i-_-am-_-g1467
      @i-_-am-_-g1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brandon truly has just become Bronut Operator

  • @TheNefariousMrHart
    @TheNefariousMrHart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Bob Rossing your way through a war crime as a happy little accident got my first genuine laugh today, and for that I thank you. I hope you got some footage for later use while rocking the handlebar mustache, preferably while wearing a cowboy hat.
    Also, hell yes to the .22 zip review. Bonus points if you attach it under an AK.

    • @jaimespencer837
      @jaimespencer837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fun fact. Bob Ross was a career Airman.

    • @Ak-47wizard
      @Ak-47wizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/fiX5AxDwOWo/w-d-xo.html

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    My god, did that mustache automatically come with a windowless van and a restraining order?! 🤣
    Sorry Brandon1, couldn't resist.

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:16 You wouldn’t believe how often this crap happens. Know a guy just retired from the Army after 20+ years, and we literally got into an argument about civilians being allowed to own guns. We had to agree to disagree, since he seems to think the National Guard is the Militia….
    I can’t even make this shit up.

  • @Co2Hydro
    @Co2Hydro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Honestly? That mustache looks absolutely killer on you, and as some guy said, it helps you on that look of a mexican arms dealer.
    Keep up the good work Don Kalashnikov!

    • @Co2Hydro
      @Co2Hydro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now that you mention that, yeah you're right

    • @jessechristensen6028
      @jessechristensen6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll do you Juan better Don Kalasnikov Herrera.(And yes the Juan instead of one is intentional).

  • @Luke_______
    @Luke_______ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Yes I bought a zip 22 at my local pawn shop just for the lols. Yes it is just as bad as everyone says it is. You can hand a fully loaded one to a toddler with approximately the same level of worry as a water gun. (That was a joke, do not give loaded firearms to children without proper training and supervision) I'm ashamed that I feel like I have to say that but the world of 2022... sarcasm doesn't exist. Have a good day

    • @NateA80
      @NateA80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lmao, you're correct.. that is sad you feel the need to clarify a very clear joke.. got darn snowflakes nowadays!! Funny though!!

    • @MrTenhighguy
      @MrTenhighguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Had one in my hand at my lgs for $220 that was mint i so wanted it but pussed out.

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well now you're gonna get sued. "Somebody on the internet said I could, so it's his fault!"

    • @Luke_______
      @Luke_______ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrTenhighguy Your not missing much bub, just one of them things you show your buddies and laugh about lol

    • @Luke_______
      @Luke_______ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrDmitriRavenoff Yep... Poor kids don't have a snow balls chance in hell do they... Lol

  • @whirledpeaz5758
    @whirledpeaz5758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I served 6 years USN and 4 more in USNR. Never touched a live weapon until my final year of reserve duty, when my reserve center's Seabee unit invited the entire center to their annual firearm qualification. Got an addition to my ribbon rack. My boot camp range day was rained out. As an engineering rate my work spaces on a nuclear aircraft carrier were protected by Marines. Only weapon I had was 1" drive ratchet. I have never considered the 2A a second class right. My Oath has no expiration date.

    • @Griggs58
      @Griggs58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine your initial training being so soft you don’t get to shoot bc it rained lol and people say the AF is soft

    • @Hybris51129
      @Hybris51129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That being said ratchets can be deadly with a little effort so it's not as unrelated to 2A arguement as one might think. Because if we loose our guns eventually they will come for our ratchets as well.

    • @worldcure7883
      @worldcure7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Griggs58 the air force and army outside of deployable assets don't touch guns anymore. It's all simulated for the vast majority of enlisted especially lower enlisted.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Griggs58 Great Lakes Naval Training Center is inside the city limits of North Chicago so we were unable to do live fire training in 1984.
      We got a transparency sheet on an overhead projector showing the differences between the 1911 & 1911A1 pistols.

    • @Avallachgrey
      @Avallachgrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't serve but I raised my right hand when I went into the federal prison system. That oath is forever for me too.

  • @Smartcoughdrop
    @Smartcoughdrop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that the 50 cal. snake shot says that it's for Rodents of Unusual Size

  • @D990990990
    @D990990990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "You call it a war crime, i call it a happy little accident" had me laughing out loud. Thank you Brandon, very cool.

    • @DemianArmandSteele
      @DemianArmandSteele 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one caught me off-guard, not gonna lie.

  • @CplBlinky
    @CplBlinky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The "Rat Shot" is absolutely a meme. The box reads "For Rodents Of Unusual Size", a Princess Bride reference 😁

    • @TomKappeln
      @TomKappeln 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😁

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      its real. demolition made a video on it its fucked lmfao

    • @jackdeines3315
      @jackdeines3315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Ratslayer” -broc flower cave

    • @richardtoepfer9326
      @richardtoepfer9326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kentucky ballistics did it as well

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."- Inigo Montoya, preparing his speech for when he finds the man with six fingers on his right hand-

  • @hunterhawk8967
    @hunterhawk8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Watching Brandon suffer using the possibly worst gun ever would be so much fun. 🤣 Please get the zip 22 Brandon.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dunno, I'd say the AK derringer was probably way worse than a Zip .22

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From the forgotten weapons segment, it appears that with the upgraded spring set, they're actually surprisingly reliable given how goofy the controls/general form are and the initial unreliability.

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mr-Trox I still don't understand the point of that. Is it for gym self defense for use whilst wearing wrist weights to mitigate the recoil?

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RJ-wx3fh I think it's mostly for the novelty of having a derringer in 7.62x39 and for people that don't understand how bullet velocity and barrel length work.
      Not that the thing was safe to shoot in the first place.

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr-Trox yeah, I suppose the barrel length wouldn't actually allow much recoil with all the unburned powder.
      I'm not sure how tokarev would work as a derringer round though, but there's already so many well built and designed mini .22/25 revolvers and deringers right up to larger pistol cartridges getting the most out of the cartridge/barrel length/form factor that they can.

  • @ky_-pt6er
    @ky_-pt6er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You and therussianbager are the only people keeping me alive

  • @Bassman1985
    @Bassman1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Ron Jeremy, Jr. is here to entertain and inform us once again. Keep it up, Brandon! Love your work, sir!

    • @milusocal5325
      @milusocal5325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly my thouht too 🍻

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Schitt I thought Pablo Escobar rose from the grave

    • @brianvasko5048
      @brianvasko5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@milusocal5325 Lmao! I said the same!

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my first thought lmao

    • @socalrcr
      @socalrcr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not Ron Jeremy it's Gun Jeremy.

  • @Sinsyke117
    @Sinsyke117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese"
    "Russians when the snow starts speaking finnish"
    "Rioters when the roofs start speaking Korean."

  • @MrBossMan1898
    @MrBossMan1898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Not gonna lie, the "you call it a war crime, i call it a happy accident" actually got me lol

    • @makinbacon3846
      @makinbacon3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Now, let’s add a little red to the snow, yeah, that’s it. Get those bodies in there”

    • @stoneeagle7360
      @stoneeagle7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Let’s add a happy little cloud. Now I’m all out of ice white paint, so we’re gonna make our happy little cloud a mustard yellow. You can use pus yellow or any yellow you’d like…. Just put that happy little cloud next to those happy little doughmen who are definitely not men.”

  • @RichardLBanville
    @RichardLBanville 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks!

  • @Registered_Simp
    @Registered_Simp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    10:20 I remember a 4Chan post about this. Someone posted a picture of the US with the caption "How to invade it?" The response was fucking legendary...
    It read as follows (this is off of memory):
    "You don't. You will reach mountains not long after either coast. Imagine getting into protracted warfare with snake-handling Appalachian hillbillies. The last thing you will hear is the sound of a banjo twanging through the trees before someone domes you with their great grandfather's depression-era squirrel rifle. It would make the Russian-Chechen conflict look like a fucking joke."

    • @worksv3
      @worksv3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s assuming they get that far.
      Any hypothetical invader will have to get past the Navy (which is capable of power projection on every ocean and every continental coast), the Air Force (can commence bombing anywhere on earth inside 15 minutes), early warning air systems, long-range missiles, etc.
      Assuming the invasion force survives the sheer roflstomp that occurs within the first few hours and reaches the coasts they then have to set up long-term supply and logistics chains spanning entire oceans, which neither Russia, China, or their affiliates have the power to do.
      Then as Anon said, geography and the good ol’ boys will do the rest. There’s more guns than people in the US and a lot of them pray to reenact Red Dawn IRL on the regular.

    • @Registered_Simp
      @Registered_Simp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@worksv3 There's a reason the Japanese in WW2 never even considered a land invasion of the USA...

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if I were to ever enact my plans for world domination, i would do as a great movie once said "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure". that is my tactic for the USA, no sense wasting manpower and supplies.

    • @thesneakymemedealer
      @thesneakymemedealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidmathieson8661 good luck trying

    • @michaelcollier3893
      @michaelcollier3893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As an Appalachian-American, I both confirm and approve this message.
      Not to mention the thousands of bowhunters who will be thinning you out silently and invisibly from the trees before the fireworks even kick off.

  • @KimJongIl57
    @KimJongIl57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "scramble for Africa" got me good. great video as always brandon and thank you for all that you do for our gun rights!

    • @JTViper
      @JTViper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to see that someone enjoyed the little reference songs lol

  • @joedavidovich2214
    @joedavidovich2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Hey Brandon, it was really nice of you to let Tom Selleck host your show.

    • @burtbacarach5034
      @burtbacarach5034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandon P.I.

    • @jenniferlucas3540
      @jenniferlucas3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did find myself humming the Magnum PI theme 🤔🤷‍♀

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They've already started making memes about the pornstache on r/gunmemes. 🤣👍

    • @kinginrags4541
      @kinginrags4541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Burt Reynolds came back from the dead to host. Gives a whole new meaning to "smokey" and the bandit

    • @djinfreemind1966
      @djinfreemind1966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw 1970's Cheech.

  • @toemash1
    @toemash1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’m so proud of Brandon becoming a Chicago bears coach

  • @samson9428
    @samson9428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I've spent time in different areas of the south, and having grown up in the Appalachian mountains, I can attest to the fact that if shit ever goes sideways and the south becomes no man's land, odds are nobody will ever formally reinstate the Appalachians into any union. In terms of all the stereotypical things that make southern folks formidable (can't starve us out, can't make us run, etc) the Appalachians are to Texas as Texas is to California. The only reason they aren't louder about it is because in their culture they've already quietly excused themselves from any obligation to participate in the rest of the country's bullshit.

    • @charlessalmond7076
      @charlessalmond7076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      North Georgia here. True statement.

    • @radm.pesoskrew
      @radm.pesoskrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Full-blooded Texan with kin in Tennessee, Missouri and the Carolinas (and Arkansas...which is very similar but not 'Appalachia'). Can confirm that your claims of "Leave the Hillbillies alone" and "Texas has left the chat" are both objectively true.

    • @carpeinferi
      @carpeinferi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@radm.pesoskrew It really depends on the part of Arkansas, the more populated NWA and LR areas are wanna be liberal footholds.

    • @Malikyte13
      @Malikyte13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tennessee sends their regards.

    • @matt-bb2kv
      @matt-bb2kv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mostly transplants but we keep them encircled

  • @DarkShadowCustoms
    @DarkShadowCustoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    You know you want to test out the Zip 22 to find out if it jams as much as they say.
    The filling sandbags and doing guard duty pretty much describes peace time activities for active duty infantry and military police units.
    If someone wants to own full auto firearms I believe they should be able to own them without having to pay for approval from the government. The only financial hurdle should be the cost of ammo.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i think Ian from Forgotten Weapons tested a Zip 22, and found it sorely lacking

    • @JTViper
      @JTViper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      >be gov't
      >want more money
      >don't want to raise taxes
      >invest in and start-up state-owned ammunition factories in the most common calibers
      >enact major repeal of automatic firearm restrictions
      >profit

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Zip 22 is actually that bad.
      I still kinda want one though.

  • @ZeroFighter
    @ZeroFighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The mustache Brandon settled on is called the chevron. It became synonymous with gay men in the 1980's onward, and was chosen because of how many straight, overtly masculine men wore it for decades prior; specifically military servicemen, and blue collar workers, both with an unparalleled work ethic. It is simultaneously the straightest and gayest mustache in the western world.

    • @jamessims7015
      @jamessims7015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A CW4 stache

    • @TheAlien729
      @TheAlien729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah, that is, it's normal that he seemed to me like a meme "sorry for what"

    • @Acre00
      @Acre00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can only think of Freddie Mercury, lol

    • @rustbucket9318
      @rustbucket9318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love this comment.

    • @dannyduckboy3451
      @dannyduckboy3451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamessims7015 I can verify this as one of my best friends here in Korea is a cw4 🤣

  • @Constable_Bob
    @Constable_Bob 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As the Japanese said in WWII-
    “You cannot invade the Appalachians because there will be a shotgun behind every jug of moonshine.”

  • @charlesshelton7989
    @charlesshelton7989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As a veteran: you hit the nail on the head regarding those one and done guys who did very little if anything after boot camp.
    Also BRING BACK BEARDED BRANDON!!!!

    • @wizard_of_poz4413
      @wizard_of_poz4413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't know what to say about cartel boss Brandon tho

    • @damif504
      @damif504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s so many more then people think

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not just them, served with a guy who became full socialist even after deployment. I don't get how someone can be qualified to fire these rifles and not appreciate them even a little bit more

    • @wizard_of_poz4413
      @wizard_of_poz4413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimreminder5038 I mean what is socialism at this point

    • @casey360360
      @casey360360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wizard_of_poz4413 A false idol that people with no marketable skills and a total lack of work ethic push as a last ditch effort to achieve their goals without actually earning anything through hard work and dedication.

  • @epic6801
    @epic6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Always good to see a new meme review to spice up the day

    • @MalachiHealey
      @MalachiHealey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I AM THE GUN" killed my sides.

  • @DevilDog78
    @DevilDog78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only problem I have ever had with a .22LR was with my Ruger Mark II. Federals fired consistently, with absolutely no problem. However, when I fire Winchester "Wildcats", it misfires every 3-4 rounds. And only with Wildcats. In every other .22 I own, I have never had a misfire/jam.

  • @chugachuga9242
    @chugachuga9242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bob Ross: calmly reloads maxim machine gun
    Also Bob Ross: and now we’re going to make a happy little river.

  • @timbaleno9269
    @timbaleno9269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Nothing makes a boring day in the office better than some gun memes. Keep up the great content!
    #AKGNotificationSquad

    • @effdiffeyeno171
      @effdiffeyeno171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this you Brandon?
      We asked you not to use fake accounts again... 😁

  • @dennisjones9044
    @dennisjones9044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Urban legend, Yamamoto never said the blade of "glass" quote but he was one of the few voices that said attacking the United States is a bad idea, he was quite familiar with our industrial capacity , well armed citizenry and barely rulable nature.

    • @Bambihunter1971
      @Bambihunter1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree and when I was younger I thought it was true enough that I spent a lot of time trying to find the written reference and could not find any. There was a movie from the era that had a similar line and that may have been where it stems from. Honestly though, depending where they would have went ashore in the 40's, it might not have been far from the truth.

  • @sqwidlord8344
    @sqwidlord8344 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:01 don’t remember where I heard it or who said it but I think this quote fits well here “anything said before the word but should be completely disregarded”

  • @Todhotel
    @Todhotel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Being that I went through basic training in the past year I can tell you that those who go through it now are much more experts about sexual assault and bullying prevention than firearms, we spent a day on the M4 and had about 6 classes on sexual assault and bullying

    • @wisersamson9000
      @wisersamson9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and yet you guys just keep sexually assaulting your fellow service men and women, must mean you need a few more classes.
      if only members of the military took orders to stop raping people as well as they took the orders to kill civilians.

    • @icehoof
      @icehoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Bearly Strong
      The Sargent major of the army after the new optics make their way into training
      "Oh good good, we can take 5 of those 6 range days out of circulation and substitute more transgender acceptance classes and pronoun training"

    • @joost1120
      @joost1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In all fairness, that might be because the US military doesn't really have any issues with their performance, while issues with (sexual) assault and bullying are far more common. Putting some effort to combat that seems like a pretty good idea, especially when you've got the perfect example of what happens when you let such things go rampant. Russia has been tackling this issue in the last few years, but hazing, bullying and assault are still major issues in their army.

    • @konstantin3374
      @konstantin3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So US military employs sexual assault and bullying as a valid strategy?

    • @PUNISHERMHS_2021
      @PUNISHERMHS_2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That... definitely not looking forward to that

  • @ShawnF6FHellcat
    @ShawnF6FHellcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    It looks like you just gained 20 years while simultaneously proving the "Holy shit! Brandon Herrera is Mexican?!" thing from whatever video that was.

    • @donaldowensiii7478
      @donaldowensiii7478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How is this so accurate

    • @djinfreemind1966
      @djinfreemind1966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has a Cheech vibe now.

    • @choppergunner8650
      @choppergunner8650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They promised me Brandon Herrera and they delivered Pablo Escobar instead

    • @Vaporu16
      @Vaporu16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold on is he actually Hispanic or Hispanic descendent?

    • @qwormuli77
      @qwormuli77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you're saying he's now 44 years old?

  • @MKEOD
    @MKEOD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    It just kills me when Zoomers turn into Doomers on the 2A. They don’t even remember the ban years or how bad it used to be.
    Guys, we are making so much progress. Now is not the time for despair.

    • @davidkippenhuck5963
      @davidkippenhuck5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Sad Canadian noises*

    • @DM-mi4je
      @DM-mi4je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davidkippenhuck5963 leafs going to leaf.

    • @jonathanrentfro1887
      @jonathanrentfro1887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally, someone who gets it.

    • @michaelturk7237
      @michaelturk7237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidkippenhuck5963 Stay strong brother. And... befriend someone who doesn't pin their mags.

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidkippenhuck5963 It'll take a while. We'll just learn how much Canadians will put up with before "soarry" turns into "Not yet but you will be." Especially when it comes to it's government.

  • @randylivingston9440
    @randylivingston9440 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    50 bmg rat shot is terrifying, and we can thank kentucky Ballistics for that knowledge

  • @wafflebananakid5875
    @wafflebananakid5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Brandon now resembles:
    A cop from an 80's action movie
    Ron Swanson
    A father who may or may not be going through a mid-life crisis
    "MuH sToPInG PoWEr"
    The cool uncle who let's you do shit your parents wouldn't let you do

    • @orowizard1369
      @orowizard1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or kinda Charles Bronson

    • @OhioCruffler
      @OhioCruffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm old, I thought of Mark Spitz. Or Thomas Magnum.

    • @tc6818
      @tc6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      White Goodman from Dodgeball

    • @blackjak4185
      @blackjak4185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of the above.

  • @GodfathersGhost
    @GodfathersGhost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Yes, the Zipp 22 really is that bad. It is the first entry into my collection of worst guns ever made. I kinda lost my shit when I managed to get a whole mag through it without a failure. Once.

    • @1RFB308shooter
      @1RFB308shooter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How ???? I'd call you a liar, but maybe you used way more ammo than I did.

    • @GodfathersGhost
      @GodfathersGhost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@1RFB308shooter About 200 rounds between myself and a couple buddies. The one "miracle mag" was kinda early, then we shot a bunch more in an unsuccessful attempt to replicate.

    • @979goonsquad3
      @979goonsquad3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay but

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Remember: SCOTUS doesnt make something illegal, it just clarifies if something is constitutional or not.

    • @dralel1381
      @dralel1381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mY AbOrTiOnS wErE! YoU cAnT eXpLaIn ThAt!

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell that to women who got their bodily autonomy removed by the corrupt SC.

    • @alexanderd6793
      @alexanderd6793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexisrivera200xable Bro, they literally didn't, the states need to vote, they just gave them the option.

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexisrivera200xable except is not a corrupt SC, ruth gindesburg (left wing) ALSO said Roe v. Wade was a shame and a travesty. The idea that abortion has any grounds on "not depriving someone of life liberty or property without due process" is laughable at best, specially since unless in 0.00000...% of cases its result of a willing decision

    • @Sneedmeister
      @Sneedmeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dralel1381 I don't care what murderers think.

  • @rielparent4639
    @rielparent4639 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine you break into a warehouse and the first thing you hear is welcome back to another episode of Darwin Awards

  • @TangoIrene
    @TangoIrene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:57 You went from "respected SOT manufacturer" to "don't let the el camino fool ya," REAL quick.

  • @boxy8438
    @boxy8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    So true, had a guy tell me once you been in the military you'd know you don't need an AR. And if you hunt with one it's cheating. I then asked what his opinion was on the Ruger Mini 14/30, Springfield M1A or Browning BAR? His response, I don't know what those are. Surprise, I later found out he was only a guardsman for like 4 years. Such an expert.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And if you hunt with one it's cheating" Yes and no. Yes you should take the deer down with single shot everytime...How ever one cannot be 100% certain that happens since even best of us mess sometimes even if its rare and its utmost importance to end animals suffering fast as possible so possibility to immediate follow up shot is must in that regard. Essentially its insurance policy for animal well as for you.

    • @fredeschen3783
      @fredeschen3783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hellsong89 lots of shooting doesn’t mean lots of game down. Usually the opposite is the case.

  • @LothiasTV
    @LothiasTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Looking at Brandon with just the stache makes me uncomfortable and cry a little on the inside.
    Good on you sir. Good on you.

  • @Kelrisaith
    @Kelrisaith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see a cursed gun images spinoff that's nothing but the rejected non cursed guns Brandon mentioned, either explaining just what they actually are, memeing the ones sending them in or both.

  • @ThadeuAzevedo
    @ThadeuAzevedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Now he's rocking 100% of the old Ron Jeremy look. And I'm here for it.

    • @sumner1879
      @sumner1879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better hope Garlandthumb doesn't see this comment....

    • @allenraylemmons4291
      @allenraylemmons4291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking more along the lines of Magnum P.I.

    • @SuperLarryJo
      @SuperLarryJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the look! I couldn't place it myself

  • @-BlackxWingz-
    @-BlackxWingz- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Being an Appalachian bastard myself I believe that the mountains will be like a fortress for gun owners heavily armed and well protected.

    • @Preussenpenner
      @Preussenpenner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's a reason we didn't attack the Swiss in Ww2

    • @codycuppes6954
      @codycuppes6954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I bet they have almost as many guns in Appalachia as they do meth labs

    • @terrynewsome6698
      @terrynewsome6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@codycuppes6954 at least we have less people trying to burn our homes.

    • @pr5721
      @pr5721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@codycuppes6954 history shows meth can provide a real advantage in combat, not that i condone it but ijs

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@codycuppes6954 Well, we do have a county here in Western North Carolina that we call Meth-dowell County (it's really McDowell County).

  • @ChewysBeard
    @ChewysBeard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Ah, yes... The thing every man does after he decides to shave his beard. Take little pieces off at a time, seeing every style he wants to see on himself. #akgnotificationsquad

    • @kmech3rd
      @kmech3rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He stopped short of the Verboten Caterpillar though.

    • @saccaed
      @saccaed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like reverse stencil art.

    • @daltonduffett8642
      @daltonduffett8642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Goatee to handlebar stache to fireman mustache to German leader to gone lol. Every time.

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daltonduffett8642 *Austrian

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      until you discover that annoying rash that makes your face beet red & then a flaky snowstorm ensues...

  • @matthewdwatrous
    @matthewdwatrous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Ratshot 50 BMG: for rodents of unusual size." Solid meme for incorporating a reference to "The Princess Bride."

  • @AverageDemocracyEnjoyer69
    @AverageDemocracyEnjoyer69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “You call it a war crime, I call them happy little accidents”
    That belongs on this channel

  • @ScienceRules118
    @ScienceRules118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Idea for Brandon video - “What’s That Gun”, where Brandon identifies non-cursed firearms submitted for cursed gun images.

    • @Immoralsalvage
      @Immoralsalvage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do it like the old Pokémon segment call it Who's That firearm.

    • @requis9838
      @requis9838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

  • @DreadnoughtHvor
    @DreadnoughtHvor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a previous gunner's mate in the USN, I think that 240Bs should be mail order and I should be able to purchase the title to an Iowa class battleship at Walmart.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You and your 2,000 closest friends can take to the seas and defend yourself from Somalian pirates with 16 inches of pure, unfiltered *FREEDOM*

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If there's any Coontz class DDGs that haven't been scrapped I'll take one.

    • @mattelder1971
      @mattelder1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@doughesson I'd rather have an Arleigh Burke class. I guess I'm a bit biased though since I used to help build them.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr-Trox You need a Letter of Marque from Congress but yeah we could start our own Navy with booze & hookers & stuff.

    • @ahandgrenade3640
      @ahandgrenade3640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want a whole fleet.

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:30
    My brother was the same way, after he got done with basic and IET he came home and saw I was playing CoD4, he for some reason felt the need to point out that the gun I was using, the Mp5, wasn't a submachine gun, it was a rifle, and the term "submachine gun" isn't a real classification of fireams but instead something made up by hollywood.
    Didn't even know what to say after that

    • @thehatchetman670
      @thehatchetman670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have told him he was wrong. It's a machine pistol not a rifle the mp in mp5 stands for Maschinenpistole 5

  • @Panthia
    @Panthia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’m a 12 year veteran who never deployed and I love the second amendment, I plan to get another gun to two when I can. I tell everyone ( especially women) they need to buy a gun and learn to use it because it takes cops 2 to 20 minutes to respond to a crime scene and they are not there to prevent the crime to but process the crime scene.

    • @g00gleisgayerthanaids56
      @g00gleisgayerthanaids56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeeze howd you manage that? Get out before the gwot?

    • @JayzTwoCentzIG
      @JayzTwoCentzIG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      12 years and no deployment, you drew the longest straw

    • @Theeswaglord
      @Theeswaglord 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That last statement about cops was bullshit dawg and you know it💀

    • @g00gleisgayerthanaids56
      @g00gleisgayerthanaids56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Theeswaglord except it isnt.

  • @alexwingace
    @alexwingace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I've seen a ton of the old Soviet prototypes in their attempts to replace the AK (which obviously never worked) and there is some REALLY cursed stuff in there. Like, if you've seen the old prototype P90, the Soviets did something similar and fed it from a normal AK74 mag, it's called the Konstantinov SA-01 and it was supposedly for comfortably shooting from the off-hand, but...I can't imagine anyone being comfortable even holding this thing, much less firing it. If you think Kel-Tec snorts a lot of coke before designing their weapons, go do a deep dive of Soviet prototypes.

    • @oban6051
      @oban6051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just looked up the SA-01 and I just want to say genuinely from the bottom of my fuck you for making me aware of its existence. I will never psychologically recover from this.

    • @snowmang3320
      @snowmang3320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok so the og design was horrible and idk how tf you'd shoot it however the SA-001 looks very cool and functional for a 60 bullpup design. I'd definitely like to have owned one if they ever went to production.

    • @olekzajac5948
      @olekzajac5948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes, the vertically bullpuped FAMAS, one of yet another designs that only a Russian mind could conceive.
      But yes, Soviet Union has one of the wildest prototype weapons out there.

    • @stalewater5571
      @stalewater5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am going to go gouge my eyeballs out now.

    • @xthee_0nly_1x11
      @xthee_0nly_1x11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the fuck?

  • @huntclanhunt9697
    @huntclanhunt9697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Remember. Violence is never the answer.
    It's a question.
    And sometimes the answer is YES.

    • @wdixon27
      @wdixon27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like to think of it as a request they didn't realize was on the menu

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Factually correct AND morally sound.

  • @nicky_the_pan_redneck_furry
    @nicky_the_pan_redneck_furry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:58 RIP this poor bastard about to get their shit rocked

  • @FiercePumpkin
    @FiercePumpkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Damn, shout-out to Ron Jeremy for guest hosting gun meme review 😂

    • @orowizard1369
      @orowizard1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol ikr?

    • @tc6818
      @tc6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was White Goodman from Dodgeball.

    • @loneczgunner6562
      @loneczgunner6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... he was one hairy dude but he was hung AF. So kind of a compliment?

  • @The_Lunch_Man
    @The_Lunch_Man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    During the Russian civil war, pistols were in such short supply officers had mosin rifles cut down so short they were nearly pistol sized. I saw an image of them once, definitely very cursed

    • @sm0kahontas719
      @sm0kahontas719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's an Obrez, they've been featured before
      Even in nunchuck form i believe

    • @Imperial_Lizardgirl
      @Imperial_Lizardgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sm0kahontas719Sawed off better trans latte)))

    • @tigran2210
      @tigran2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually shot one! That sh*t is scary dude

    • @Axispa.
      @Axispa. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a compact rifle.
      thats so fucking cursed.

    • @westonprather3157
      @westonprather3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re fucking cursed for saying they’re cursed

  • @garrettwagoner726
    @garrettwagoner726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:52 Bro you’re forgetting about the 30+ year general who showed us how amazingly accurate an ar-15 is, with 3 foot groupings at 25 yds, and told us it shouldnt be in civilian hands lol

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't that same general also got some ribbons for marksmanship or something?
      Like I remember someone commenting on it under Angry Cop's video that the general was experienced in firearms because of his prior history.

    • @Justa_Guy_YT
      @Justa_Guy_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      man’s was also on TedX talking about how obesity is going to destroy the country from the inside out.

  • @ianmayer8032
    @ianmayer8032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as someone from the Appalachians 10:30 speaks true and im glad you pronounced it right

  • @whiteblackgrayman
    @whiteblackgrayman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    But Brandon, I did serve 4 years, didn't deploy, and I'm still a combat weapons expert. My long days in the armory are some that I'll never forget, which is why I know how important guns are in everyday life. My oath and my pledge never expire 📜🇺🇲

    • @donutfriar2542
      @donutfriar2542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I still thank you for what you do for this country 🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What base were you trained at?

    • @whiteblackgrayman
      @whiteblackgrayman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donutfriar2542 I would do it all over again if I had to

    • @whiteblackgrayman
      @whiteblackgrayman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sircuffington Army Ordnance Corps, Ft. Lee, VA. Marines like myself were sent there because our MOS primarily maintains joint-service weapons, but we also learned everything about the peculiar weapons that our branch uses

    • @stevewilson6723
      @stevewilson6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't lie you were that guy in CIF... LOL

  • @davalious5107
    @davalious5107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:50 Reminds me of a family story: my great-grandmother once held a cop at gun point and he never knew because she had it under the blanket on her lap while she was in a rocking chair

    • @WJS774
      @WJS774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not entirely sure if that counts as holding someone at gunpoint, but badass nonetheless.

  • @Azimuth_ZeroDegrees
    @Azimuth_ZeroDegrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My god, Brandon looks like he's aged fifteen years in two... The difference... just so wild.

  • @IndorilNerevar-MoonandStar
    @IndorilNerevar-MoonandStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brandon's Nick Cage impression is so good I had to rewind the video to make sure it wasn't Nick Cage talking about the Zip .22

  • @rafeyos3396
    @rafeyos3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Shoutout to NH for having a full constitutional carry in 2002, and holding one of the least amounts of gun violence in the US. It would appear my theory that most of our current violence related problems are from hatred and not the fact I can buy a gun.

    • @stepbrochungus7722
      @stepbrochungus7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 603 gang will always be free

    • @Griggs58
      @Griggs58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are the demographics of NH, I wonder…

    • @earlturner6023
      @earlturner6023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Griggs58 Reeeeee that has nothing to do with it lalalalalllalala

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Mom, can we get Donut Operator?"
    "We have Donut Operator at home"

    • @americanjohnny4814
      @americanjohnny4814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one time “at home” ain’t half bad

  • @МаксимУшаков-ч8н
    @МаксимУшаков-ч8н 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Да, наши правительства хотят убедить нас в том, что у нас общего гораздо меньше, чем есть на самом деле.
    Искренне рад за ваши успехи в либерализации оружейного законодательства. Не сбавляйте обороты! :)
    Yes, our governments would like to convince us that we have much less in common than we really have.
    I'm sincerely happy to know that you are doing so good in gun laws liberalization. Keep on pushing!

    • @danielc9312
      @danielc9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think most American and Russian citizenry would get along pretty well and even though our governments are constantly fighting, most citizens wouldn't wish harm on the others. Though many of us support Ukraine in the war it isn't because we inherently hate Russians its because we despise the fact that Putin is willing to kill so many Ukrainians as well as sacrifice young Russians for his own vanity. We aren't anti Russia, we are pro liberty/sovereignty. In this case it puts us at odds with the Russian state but I don't enjoy watching Russian kids being used and killed by the whims of their leadership either. I hope for the best for both nations.

    • @TheAlien729
      @TheAlien729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Отмечу, что наше правительство чаще всë же говорит именно про политику государства и политиков, а не граждан.

    • @jorgey4
      @jorgey4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk how accurate this was i but i used to be so sure that Russians could do all the things Americans could, except for run for public office.

    • @TheAlien729
      @TheAlien729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jorgey4 I would say that we are extremely different from a cultural point of view. From which there is a lot of misunderstanding at all levels. But similar, like all people, when it comes to the ordinary necessities of life.

    • @RandysRides
      @RandysRides 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, don't say that. You guys don't invade countries every year like the States does. You aren't involved with NATO, so that's a good thing. Your president might be bad, but look at Canada and the State's leaders. They're the jokes of the world.

  • @20a10v
    @20a10v 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “You call it a war crime, I call it a happy accident”

  • @notme3134
    @notme3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    6:28 "In Matabele" likely refers to the Matabeleland wars between the late Cecil Rhodes' column and the Matabele people who inhabited the area of Africa that became Rhodesia and then later Zimbabwe as it is known in modern day. The maxim gun was used to great affect against the Matabele people who greatly outnumbered the Rhodesian column. I believe it was said that the Matabele warriors would run 50 miles to the battlefield before utterly fearlessly charging into battle damn near naked with nothing but their melee weapons against repeating rifles and field guns, but when they heard the maxim guns even some of the bravest warriors would simply turn around and walk away... They were brave, not stupid. The maxim gun won those wars.

    • @Dominik189
      @Dominik189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Battle of Bembezi... Yeah. The Maxim was used quite well.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's still known as Rhodesia to those who dislike starvation and savagery.

    • @JTViper
      @JTViper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU!!! Glad someone got the Matabele reference lol

    • @worldcure7883
      @worldcure7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rogerborg don't forget weaponized racism, Rhodesia was literally the utopian society everyone wants but the powers that be used differences to break it up in order to seize the countries assets. Looking at you all of Europe.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rogerborg I went to school with a girl whose father was one of the last Rhodesian Officers to tell his guys to make their way out of the country after having made sure that their families were already out.
      Interesting times indeed.

  • @sireffortlessgarbage7922
    @sireffortlessgarbage7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don’t know what to say but I think this fits well.
    Own a musket for home defense, just as the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
    "

    • @orowizard1369
      @orowizard1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forking A, man!!! And didn't even have to reach for the AK.

    • @LordSluggo
      @LordSluggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was a lot funnier the first time I read it 12 years ago

    • @reddune6185
      @reddune6185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have watched Pirates of the Caribbean a dozen times and they had muskets and pointy things and nobody died back then. Even if you did, you got reincarnated and a new ship.

  • @BonesGaming
    @BonesGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I never thought this would actually happen, he has done it. I applaud you. 👏👏👏

  • @bigal2106
    @bigal2106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently your not supposed to cry fire in a crowded room or cry "I am the gun" in a crowd........

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's the funniest thing I've heard, a guy yells "I am the gun" and everyone panics lmao 🤣

  • @brotherpanda3626
    @brotherpanda3626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Having Berlin in the background when speaking about Top Gun was a nice touch.
    Could have been Danger Zone but you stayed classy.

  • @dylanstaley1108
    @dylanstaley1108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It’s nice seeing “Burt Reynolds” doing well and Reviewing gun memes!

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Missing the Trans AM though ...

  • @tommyhurtado4725
    @tommyhurtado4725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "I was in the military, but I don't think civilians need an AR15" was probably some nerd paper pusher at S1 whos wife cheated on with some Grunt. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @doughnutsandbagelz
    @doughnutsandbagelz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    California is my home state and this huge Dubb makes me happy. I am 22 and still haven’t purchased a firearm as I’ve struggled with clinically diagnosed depression for years and I personally feel I shouldn’t be in possession of a gun at this point in life. I’m continuing to work on myself and my mental in order to one day exercise my right to defend myself and my family

    • @SuperLarryJo
      @SuperLarryJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good luck on your journey, and it sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders. For what it's worth, this internet stranger believes in you!

    • @paulnash9851
      @paulnash9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s a good attitude, and a solid stance to take.
      Self awareness is a large part of gun safety and ownership.
      I wish you well in your efforts to deal with your depression issues.
      Always remember, you are not alone and even in the toughest times you CAN make things better.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like to add that getting out of California might do wonders for your mental health.
      If I had to deal with half the shit I hear about coming outta there I’d probably go bug nuts insane.

    • @doughnutsandbagelz
      @doughnutsandbagelz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyriss12 As long as you stay outta big cities the hell that is LA and SF doesn’t reach too far out. Don’t get me wrong we got hella problems, but i personally dont know if I wanna give up on this state yet. Plenty of wild country still left in Cali. It’s actually surprising to most people how country northern and central California really are. Honestly the biggest problem to affect me is the price of everything.

  • @ianmythos4923
    @ianmythos4923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “You call it a war crime, I call it a happy accident” I’m stealing that lol

  • @braedenmclean5304
    @braedenmclean5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Hey man, I’m not a gun guy, never held a gun, never really been ‘into’ Guns or the culture behind it…that being said, keep doing what you are doing brother.

    • @HILLBILLY_HARD
      @HILLBILLY_HARD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man you’re missing out!

    • @conscript900
      @conscript900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like we got to take you out to the gun range some day, I think youll have a great time!

    • @TristanAD_
      @TristanAD_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ooOooOoOo you wanna buy a gun OooOoOoOo

    • @jonahpatton8879
      @jonahpatton8879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100 million gun owners in this country, and we're all of different races, genders, sexual orientations, political affiliations, and religions. The only cultural aspect binding us is the human right to put your foot down and say "NO!". If you consider that to be a culture, then it sounds like the kind of culture anyone can get behind. To quote our president, "buy a shotgun", you won't regret it, unless you're a small person, then you might 🤷

    • @chuckf3102
      @chuckf3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Start with a 22lr lever gun, (a gateway firearm) you will fall in love with target sports.

  • @robertfaber3839
    @robertfaber3839 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gotta admit first, I'm a geezer. 67. I was in the Army 80-84. Never deployed, but the dumbed down training was perfect for a guy who had only hunted deer through scope. It also instilled a love of firearms (ok, GUNZ) Unapologetic 2A, like your channel, 'cept Cursed, of curse. Typo deliberate