Ok, I couldn't caption it by any stretch of the imagination, but I have come up with.. I guess text to make it a kid's book? It's really terrible though, consider yourself warned! In The Beginning.. Mr Uamee was sitting at a local eatery. He had ordered so much food, the waitstaff didn't think it could all be for one man. But Mr Uamee is no ordinary man! He devoured all the food. Then, he left on his motorcycle. On his way home, he saw that ahead, there was a traffic jam, caused by skeletons! They were attacking people, injuring them, and worst of all, blocking the road! So he went over to them and said "Skeletons! Chill out, and party, but don't attack people or stop traffic. Traffic jams are bad." And the skeletons heard his wisdom and agreed, and they partied while the cars drove by. Having solved this problem, Mr Uamee decided to ride a horse and cut through the park on his way home to his secret lair. Mr Uamee has many allies, also! Underwater allies, airborne allies, he's very well connected. He's also a very normal dude, though. He goes to the grocery store, he takes public transit.. even an unthinkable entity from beyond comprehension has errands to run. Mr Uamee is very well traveled as well. He can run alongside cars, and has experience with boats. He has ever visited places that have vampires. He's so well-known for traveling that there's an annual marathon where people dress up like him and run. Still, sometimes he prefers to stroll in the park and think of his adventures, like the time scarecrows invaded, or the time he joined a team of Alucard-cosplaying time travelers to fight vampires in the past. Recently he even founded a school to teach everyone how to be as cool as him, although the course of study is rigorous and long. But really, he's a very normal dude who walks in the road like everyone else. Support your local Mr Uamee!
[LYRICS] Главное не ссать / Most importantly don't be scared shitless А в парковаче плясать / Rather bounce in the parking lot Если гонишь блять / If you try to be slick На бутылочку присядь / Sit on a bottle А мы те гандони думаем что круче всех / We're the bastards who think they're the shit If you run your mouth make sure your ass can cash that check / Будешь пиздеть заплатишь жопой
I WAS ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ONLY THE LAST PART WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE GRINEER HARDBASS FROM THE RUINS OF ALPH *_Œ_* (becomes the Eye Of Terror from Warhammer 40k)
This was a fun one. The images turned a song into a story (which Amerithe wrote up beautifully). AI generated, I'm guessing, by the looks of the hands and other weirdness. Still it was a visual treat as well as an audio one.
Hot take perhaps, I'm really enjoying your anime-looking era, tbh XD. I'd absolutely watch this show, even if I can't tell what you're on about. A finely crafted banger, thank you sir ^.^
Hey Uamee…I have a lot of ideas for a songs about the Pacific Northwest / Oregon in particular if you’re interested. It’s a pretty silly state full of bigfoot, dispensaries, and coffee drive throughs. beautiful scenery and white peoples with dreads. I would love to do a collab sometime. :)
Ok, I couldn't caption it by any stretch of the imagination, but I have come up with.. I guess text to make it a kid's book? It's really terrible though, consider yourself warned!
In The Beginning..
Mr Uamee was sitting at a local eatery. He had ordered so much food, the waitstaff didn't think it could all be for one man. But Mr Uamee is no ordinary man! He devoured all the food. Then, he left on his motorcycle.
On his way home, he saw that ahead, there was a traffic jam, caused by skeletons! They were attacking people, injuring them, and worst of all, blocking the road! So he went over to them and said "Skeletons! Chill out, and party, but don't attack people or stop traffic. Traffic jams are bad." And the skeletons heard his wisdom and agreed, and they partied while the cars drove by.
Having solved this problem, Mr Uamee decided to ride a horse and cut through the park on his way home to his secret lair.
Mr Uamee has many allies, also! Underwater allies, airborne allies, he's very well connected.
He's also a very normal dude, though. He goes to the grocery store, he takes public transit.. even an unthinkable entity from beyond comprehension has errands to run.
Mr Uamee is very well traveled as well. He can run alongside cars, and has experience with boats. He has ever visited places that have vampires. He's so well-known for traveling that there's an annual marathon where people dress up like him and run.
Still, sometimes he prefers to stroll in the park and think of his adventures, like the time scarecrows invaded, or the time he joined a team of Alucard-cosplaying time travelers to fight vampires in the past. Recently he even founded a school to teach everyone how to be as cool as him, although the course of study is rigorous and long.
But really, he's a very normal dude who walks in the road like everyone else. Support your local Mr Uamee!
Amerithe wrote the story of this video! :D THUMBS UP FOR AMERITHE!
Imagine being stuck on traffic bc of skeletons and a random guy w a plague doctor's mask clears it up lmao
[LYRICS]
Главное не ссать / Most importantly don't be scared shitless
А в парковаче плясать / Rather bounce in the parking lot
Если гонишь блять / If you try to be slick
На бутылочку присядь / Sit on a bottle
А мы те гандони думаем что круче всех / We're the bastards who think they're the shit
If you run your mouth make sure your ass can cash that check / Будешь пиздеть заплатишь жопой
I WAS ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ONLY THE LAST PART WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE GRINEER HARDBASS FROM THE RUINS OF ALPH *_Œ_* (becomes the Eye Of Terror from Warhammer 40k)
HARDMODE: CAPTION THE VIDEO
uamee when the
On my way!!
You want the instrumental too?? I saw you deleted it last time
Pizza Time
$ whisper --model large-v2 --language Russian dank90sUamee.mp3 --patience 3 --best_of 3
More old school hardbass with brutal lyrics? I'm in!
10/10
Finally, Another Banger
Thanks uamee For Uploading This Good Hardbass
Glory To uamee From Slovakia 🇸🇰
Im a simple man, I see a uamee upload I listen for the rest of the day
same
This is pretty Hardbass ngl
I gotta say..
These donks are pretty intense ngl!! Keep using these intense donks, uamee! Salutations From Texas🤙🏼🤙🏼
I love your deep voice in the lyrics. ❤
The visuals are freaking amazing!! Let's get this party started boisss
Now this style is aggressive and I quite like it ngl. Great banger boi!
🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🤙🏻
Another banger from uamee! Keep up the good work!
Amazing content as always! Love it!
-also when it will be on spotify-
Always a epic song
this goes so hard
my ass did indeed cash that check
eh haloween... the one occasion i always pass up however its ounds brilliant as always boi, keep it coming please
Been Listening to Uamee's Bombass Beats since 2021
Never looked back, Love from from Canada
2:05 goddamn that slaps hard! good job!
HELL YEA!
That, my man, is one of the best things you've ever made.
Chapeau bass ❤
YES NEW SONG! THX UAMEE
What a banger, love the deep metallic layer to your sound. Sits so nice on the ears🤙🏼🔥
Can't get enough of this!!! Really solid, love the vibe and artwork!! 🖤💀🧡
phub?
It's beautiful. This is hardbass!
Yet another masterpiece!
Hail Uamee!!!
Great song, great art 😊
I think all the images are AI generated
@@norka5185 just like me
@@norka5185 ye
Fuel for life 👌
Yes! Always welcome more uamee... Lol, nostalgia intensifies...
Something nice to pump me up this morning
Great song from our favorite hardbass creator!
Another donk from uamee. Fantastic as always xaxaxa!
Uamee back whit another banger great song!❤
So ein Epischer Song ❤️❤️😎😎
Another banger from the best hardbass maker ever
Qualify hardbass from the hardbass master himself, keep up the good work comrade
bass necromancer back with another banger >:)
Again a classic old school one! 🤙🏻Thank you very much Uamee!❤🔥
To jest ZAJEBISTE
this donk sounds great
SKELETONS HARDBASS AND PIZZA THE PERFECT COMBO
Кайф🤙
HARDBASS the best
That's good, TH-cam needs to recommend you again.
Always been the best imo
Good to see you are stille uploading, love your content, keep it up.
Absolute banger no. 2
Another banger as usual!
This was a fun one. The images turned a song into a story (which Amerithe wrote up beautifully).
AI generated, I'm guessing, by the looks of the hands and other weirdness. Still it was a visual treat as well as an audio one.
UAMEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best kind of 90s!
This song
has the awesomeness of the 2020/2021 songs,
has the lengh of the 2018 songs
and absolutely amazing art.
Niiice 🔥🤙
niiiice
Is it a bird? Is it a plague doctor? It's uamee! So... basically both?
i prefer the 80s but i'll go with this too. good ass beats lmao
KOPEiiiiiiiiiiKAAAAAAAAA
please more serious 'oldschool' stuff like this. last 1 1/2 years of meme songs were kinda hard to endure
Banger of a song 11/10 🤟🤙
A 4 minute Uamee video?? OPA we makin' it outta the 20th century wit dis one 🔥🔥🔥
Loving the fanart🤘🤘🤘
it's ai art big man
@@ikitclaw8969 aw darn it. My bad
@@penpluscakes I was excited too, genuinely :( thought it was really cool until I saw the extra hands and random weird stuff
Oy blin opaaaaa 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Great video uamee❤
great banger blin!
I have one word to say
Y E S
THE ARTWORK WOW
This is a certified vodka classic
It's a perfect banger!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fire song
Hey yo your recent tracks are good, I feel like I've been wishing a track sounding like this one for a while X)
Amazing track!!!❤
Uamee is going insane this week. I dont fucking know... This is really good one uamee.
You see new Uamee, you squat, you listen. At maximum volume 😁
I love this !! No idea about captioning, sorry. Maybe something about death but For a Guinea pig.
I was the 420th like. Coalescence of the random factors created this, not fate or destiny.
[DONK MODE ACTIVATED]
W uamee
Hot take perhaps, I'm really enjoying your anime-looking era, tbh XD. I'd absolutely watch this show, even if I can't tell what you're on about. A finely crafted banger, thank you sir ^.^
it's ai art big man
@@ikitclaw8969 Yes? I know
DANK
Amazing track!
i love you uamee
clean
You always make amazing tracks, hi from Russia!
One of your best tracks, better than protivagz
The Plague Doctor of all plague doctors.
I'm back. Again. This one bumps like chickenpox.
Perfect drawings!
GG, its time for OG and u nailed it (just as expected from a russian)
When will I be able to purchase this?
Midjourney images :)? Looks good!
SPOOKY MONTH
HARDBASS
hello Uamee when will be next instrumental mix?
This goes harder than it has any right to.
I've been waiting for 2 weeks for new cool hardbass, and he's releasing uninteresting classics again.
Hey Uamee…I have a lot of ideas for a songs about the Pacific Northwest / Oregon in particular if you’re interested. It’s a pretty silly state full of bigfoot, dispensaries, and coffee drive throughs. beautiful scenery and white peoples with dreads. I would love to do a collab sometime. :)
I’m very early to this
you have inspired me to create hardbass
Idk but it feels... hardbass.
❤️👏🇵🇹
Just take my money!!!
Cheers! Thank you for your contribution! *beer sounds intensify*
🤙🤙🤙