[@NoSubsWithContent]

She is a walking meme

[@saintpatrick2994]

1000 subs with no content facts

[@babytinkerz3088]

That's tom holland

[@user-fw8ph2gg3b]

Oh yeah yeah

[@angelarellano7945]

Fills bad your not at 1000 subscribers

[@angelarellano7945]

You actually have 90

[@farkhasamak3098]

3:37
*Ocean eyes, one of the most emotional songs of the album, starts playing*
Billie: dancing around with a bra on the outside

[@mmcandy9436]

and an avocado in her hand :)

[@haydenbossak6889]

“these ocean tits”

[@user-bn9rl1fi8w]

LMAO

[@bloCyJr]

No..! (I love you is) listen to it!!!

[@hailey3418]

Jessica Jordan wrong album local lmao

[@stagguellion]

I'm not gay, it's just that billie is the perfect girlfriend

[@Ray-ew4yy]

I'm gay and i agree to that 100% XD

[@derpz1901]

Your profile pic tho 😂

[@stagguellion]

@@derpz1901 lmao I got it from rule 34

[@billieeyelash1521]

From experience of being the gayest I could confirm that u are gay and I agree

[@crisostomoibarra5286]

Same tho...

[@yerbamatey918]

5:18
it all started with that smile. that damned smile

[@stxrmy__nxght9639]

Shes so cute in that sceneeee
I cantttttt

[@mofesola1000]

tru

[@djdel4527]

if only she could cure her own depression ;(

[@fave525]

fuck, I wish I could hug that shit out of her, I feel like an older sister and it's my duty to hug the depression out of her and make sure she's okay

[@allysorose1554]

del why do u have too add that little sad part in

[@billiespotato6886]

Wait...Billie has depression oh I feel bad

[@catty2098]

Uhhhh, when i read this comment, it made me cry af!

[@hugogarcia6037]

😢

[@danisdose6566]

1:49
“How you doin?”
“I’m cold, *dUHAggHHH* ”

[@anameme3541]

Daniella G weird coincidence, that part appeared exactly as I read this comment.

[@svwerder7469]

*wears short pants*
She's the legend himself

[@basil8350]

Gray_Cat Gaming Me too lmao

[@zeelazeepootatoostephen1423]

BrO THereS SO MANy PouNds oF DiaHHrEa

[@nana-oc3vo]

1k like

[@giovannamousques]

DUDE BILLIE IS LEGIT THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN ON THIS PLANET

[@obamachan1840]

No celeb Finn is

[@obamachan1840]

€:

[@giovannamousques]

Strong Billie can’t argue with that 😂

[@ur.mum.cum.]

Can we make a petition for that please?

[@milkyway1832]

I know right!!!

[@Yviddmi]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Billie: GUte FahRt

[@reduxbedux102]

Billie: lifts finger
Fans: immediately jump and scream

[@hxrtbrxker862]

FPS Seer you had 69 likes
But I ruined it

[@spookz_kat9199]

@@hxrtbrxker862 Oof

[@heartsfromsunshine]

Pineapplix you made it betterr

[@senpaibunsuwu3715]

Lol you had 666 likes and I ruined it

[@Waker-tr9zg]

911 likes...
Fans: *AHHHHH CALL 911*

[@samirad9287]

Loved when she Said "gute fahrt" cause im german.

[@ivamaracic1341]

Me too

[@gimmesomeskittles5701]

Omg ja😂 Eskalation 😂😍

[@mykomoon]

Haha ich bin auch aus Deutschland 😂

[@jaylaholsclaw7545]

I have german in me... I WANNA BE A GERMAN I THINK THERE so cool!! And nit from the ww2

[@papi_chioq5219]

I'm German tooo!

[@itsevelyn5933]

billie: *smiles*
fans: *screaming yelling crying sobing because its FREAKING BILLIE EILISH*

[@tbone6924]

Let me correct your post for ya:
billie: smiles
fans: screaming yelling crying sobing because THEY ARE FREAKING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS
fixed

[@femicxxxde]

@@tbone6924 thank you

[@gemopunzalan8173]

@@tbone6924 I'm the fans but I'm not 14 y.o

[@thebootypirates9978]

That’s me every time I ever hear Billies voice

[@LivingDeadGoth89]

“I basically eat air” I love this girl 😂

[@robloksmasterr]

Dont we all do XD

[@ffdad9729]

She needs to start a vlog, but she doesn’t have the time to.

[@cobra7486]

Ff Dad dude she is just a kid

[@user-ot4vs1mg2o]

Ff Dad her schedule might be more hectic, we wouldn't want to consume all her time that she has to spend for herself.

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Oh yeah her life is so hard..

[@l444nie]

FR

[@liamc1102]

@@Justcarlosdiaz Don't be a dumbass

[@saintpatrick2994]

Yo should I make part 2, im down, u?

[@kyleymoore8291]

Yess plz!

[@may.mm.7641]

Yeess

[@saintpatrick2994]

im gonna post it this sunday!!!!!!

[@hayleyesterhuizen9055]

Saint Patrick yessssssssssssss

[@kaylee1733]

yess

[@gabbyhellmer1817]

Depression rate drops to 0%
Avocado rate goes to 100%

[@maiag1855]

billie eilish singing the lyrics of ocean eyes “i’ve been watching you for some time” to an avocado while wearing a too small bra over her clothes in front of a crowd is just amazing😂 i love her so muchh ahhh

[@russelnepomuceno368]

2:56 Look at those Identical phones

[@efemilios6802]

Apple.. think different

[@igobynico7886]

Aahhh eww conspiracy theory!!

[@eztlithompson2922]

There’s like four similar ones sksk

[@spyrootur2013]

Dani Sings ikr lmao

[@helenamarie4337]

wtf?!

[@saintpatrick2994]

I KNOW THAT I MISSPELLED THE WORD CURE pls stop commenting about it, thanks. I fixed the title but I can’t change the video

[@godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977]

Are you sure you fixed it? On my phone, it still says she's cursing your depression. But I guess you could keep it that way. It almost has the same meaning. You can act as if she is cursing it so it will eventually leave which has the same effect as curing it.

[@saintpatrick2994]

GodHatesEveryoneWhoDoesn'tReadTheBible thanks

[@jameshisanaga1342]

i still see the title as cursing, just letting u know!

[@faithaguilar9715]

Why would people comment about you misspelling the word?.. They probably knew what you meant, right?

[@nathaliegonzalez1970]

ITS OK

[@ohhgoditsjay]

2:08 she’s literally the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life😂

[@juunneelllfam3080]

2:58 me when the waiter asks: who didn’t get their food yet?

[@urlocalclown7168]

juunneelll fam wowww lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@listenboimyheartuisfilledw2067]

LMFAOOOOO

[@yourdadssandals9964]

I love how she just has a thought and says it
out loud
in the middle of a concert

[@Haxlen]

Lesbian Axolotl she also has Tourettes

[@elinladig]

she’s such a big mood

[@elinladig]

Natalie Nigga-bitch
a) um what did i do
b) what kind of horrible human being says that
c) why are you coming at me
d) don’t say that to people because some people actually might do it. If someone said that to you you’d probably cry to your mommy

[@noor8871]

I’m pretty retardet and gay, But why you mad buddy

[@elinladig]

A Random Person because some people like me actually struggle with suicidal thoughts and for someone to actually say that might push them to do that

[@elinladig]

A Random Person oh ok lol sorry 😐

[@NoSubsWithContent]

150th like today is so retarded ive already been the 200th and 1000th on some other posts

[@bussman24]

Billie reminds me of me. Except the pretty and famous part 😂

[@thesimscomlaca]

same

[@isabellasworld6090]

Aron Buss same tbh

[@charlotteswart5242]

Omg same

[@lydiaa1258]

Same

[@molrat]

Shes pretty but shes fat

[@sagegreenheart935]

This is the best video I've ever watched, even my anxiety got cured

[@witchyteacup5026]

I know right!
My already 5 day long sadness is gone for some time! Yay

[@maxime9006]

Witchy Teacup fake depression...

[@aatelophobia146]

Maxime LE GALL it’s not that deep

[@maxime9006]

Trulyscuban N What? I swear you billie Eilish fans make no sense.

[@aatelophobia146]

Maxime LE GALL i’m not a billie f-

[@hiimsteveharrington5773]

"I feel like a butthole"
😂😂😂

[@daantjehermans]

*depression* *left* *the* *chat*

[@hackhacking1352]

it never entered

[@gammazzz3894]

it was cursed

[@officiallex4928]

4:50 I’m straight I like guys😂 but Billie could get it 🤣

[@tonydeangelo6897]

Lexi M what ist she actual saying? But...?

[@timmyturner3857]

Tony de Angelo Sabrina Claudio could get it

[@jellg2490]

Penis!!

[@doodoofart6138]

Jea Styles LOL

[@carriemarie8842]

love that some of yall don't get that she changed the words lmao

[@Flo-ws8vw]

1:25 the disappointment in Maggie's face
💀😂

[@ryta7501]

i legit forgot i was sad

[@saintpatrick2994]

Rita Abboud YASSS it workedddd

[@Vasilissavending]

SAME

[@julie-fr4oi]

Best 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

[@saintpatrick2994]

Julie Mousa aw thanks that means a lot to me. make sure to check out part 2 hehe

[@julie-fr4oi]

@@saintpatrick2994 oooooooooooo I'll definitely check it out lol😂

[@freddiemercury629]

Nobody:
No one at all:
Not even your aunt Karen:
Billie: *HAHAHAHAHA GuTe FaHrT*

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

Its just german, calm down and komm damit klar.

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

@lonertype to r/wooosh them?

[@alisha3649]

Jokes on u I don't have an aunt Karen 😁😁

[@Ghostfoxkori]

I'm German so i-

[@lizylol9920]

I love how she's not like the others and acts like a normal person not like she's a famous singer and celeb

[@maxime9006]

Lizy Lol Celebrities are normal people.

[@creativeflame_]

@@maxime9006 I think they just meant that she's honest and humble and doesn't let the fame get to her head and think she's it ya know.

[@maxime9006]

Banufshay I got that but she could have worded it better.

[@ninaonofri3268]

2:08 best part i swear

[@lennart2656]

What's that song called tho?😅

[@jasski]

nina onofri So true XD

[@teasaeu5828]

What is name this song?

[@pauloperipacheco2781]

Search: I got me some bapes

[@saturntheemo]

Billie is literally my spirit animal

[@raeganhunstad2862]

If only we could cure her depression

[@femicxxxde]

"Depression"

[@maxime9006]

Raegan Hunstad « depression »

[@JustJ-Me]

She's just amazing. I love her personality, humor, singing, style, dancing, the whole goofy package.

[@charlotte6045]

1:24 she even can make music with her burps what a QUEEN

[@jihyunchwe]

the only reason i still alive until now because of god and billie, btw thanks for making this video bro u have saved my life lol

[@saintpatrick2994]

awwww, no problem dudee. thanks for watching

[@who1451]

Deana Peterson god does not exist

[@valeslove]

@@who1451 i think he does but it not a fact so... does matter?

[@leeknowsworshipper]

They are the same

[@agusluvino40]

billie is god u uncultured swine

[@Nobodyishom3]

4:02 theres someone literally 1 foot away from billie AND THEY LOOKING DOWN AT THEIR PHONE if you're gonna be on you phone at least recored it.

[@lilmemes5280]

NOBODY he started recording dummy boi

[@wackywolf118]

You don't know their life. What if something was happening to their life or someone was dying.

[@jaklinkhudabakhshyan2287]

Billie looks better without makeup honestly

[@julicardona4635]

@Blossom Woox for the special occasions like awards and magazines shoots, but not that much, she's very natural. But for example when she is in her concerts or just an off day she never uses make up

[@zakikin6006]

0:26 LMFAOOO aye bruh dis bitch tryna *fUk*

[@awesomegymnast500]

My depression has increased drastically because I'm not her... 😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭

[@marajade8561]

Oof. Same.

[@aleb8244]

Mine because I'm not with her :(

[@NotGonnaUploadGoAway]

@@aleb8244 you just put down all my feelings in six words and a smiley

[@shammi9481]

@@NotGonnaUploadGoAway nut thats not a smiley....just saying

[@AndreasDelleske]

Cierra Tan step 1: don’t give a fuck. I guess Billie had to learn that too. And maaaan she’s amazing.

[@alexdaily7156]

5:06
Billie:”It’s not there isn’t a whole there an- *Dies wheezing*”

[@SeraEleven]

Why Billie so cute at everything

[@chrollosnoseoil9053]

0:39
HIT YOU WITH THAT DDU-DU DDU-DU DU!

[@kimberlyk1021]

XD

[@auntnims]

YESSSSS

[@d4ydr34min2]

YAAAS

[@ShutdownTM]

😂😂😂

[@taehyungkeepskillingmewith3773]

lol

[@abbyc9474]

my mans was rly ready to catch her puke when she burped

[@saintpatrick2994]

abby c hahaaaaaaaaaa😂😂🤪

[@wendywarfield6453]

fr lol

[@arr8wboii]

LMAO I JUS NOTICED

[@arr8wboii]

sell it on ebay for 10000000000 "billie eilish's puke"

[@pinkiegottlieb2196]

The title should be, Billie eilish making me question my sexuality😂

[@urlocalclown7168]

Pinkie Gottlieb seriously ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚😂💚🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@aminathumar6408]

I wish i could swear near my family like that...

[@kayleeg7083]

Is it bad that I quoted almost ALL OF THESE

[@saintpatrick2994]

Kaylee G nah that’s absolutely fine I also did that hahahah

[@evelynnnn06]

i did too

[@katie0707]

Kaylee G yes that is disastrous. You should’ve quoted ALL OF THESE

[@lorna-a]

even the port a potty one 🤔

[@laylafrench2269]

well do you want an award? cause' nobody cares

[@billieeyelash1416]

Inside those ocean *TITS* 😂

[@ayeshascott9336]

I wanna meet her sooooo much she is my idol and I have watched every video of her not even kidding love her so much 💕

[@freddiemercury4880]

I just want to be her best friend! She’s so funny!😂

[@bigfoot7751]

4:56 GUTE FAHRT 😂 😂 😂

[@aanawithann]

defne div good drive in from german to english

[@weewoo5261]

*This is simply why I love her.*

[@saintpatrick2994]

meeeeeee

[@evangeline7440]

Billie: "Bro there is so much DiaReAh in the portapotty! "
Me: "welp done with the cookie... "

[@Mel-xh5ig]

I was eating a tootsie roll when she said that...welp.....thats that

[@dondondondon8612]

Billie curing others depression but can't fvkin cure her own depression

[@iamimana]

lol

[@sunnyx_playz_7103]

🧘🏾🧘🏾‍♂🤱🏾👰🏾🤵🏾👸🏾🤴🏾🧙🏾‍♀🧙🏾‍♂🎅🏾🤶🏾🚶🏾

[@kamilahernandez7674]

2:27 my fav part 😂

[@friogrande4913]

Kamila Hernandez Yeah she's so cute 🥰

[@wowdood7968]

me.

[@jaz1037]

the fourtyone people who disliked this, go trip over a knife hœeees :p

[@saintpatrick2994]

fangirling and mentally dieing hahahahhaa love that

[@janaylovely9489]

Your telling someone to cut themselves because they don't like something? Fuck awff

[@takemetothestarz]

@@janaylovely9489 It's a song lyric to one of Billie's songs.

[@mayanaise2005]

now 275 :(

[@NoSubsWithContent]

Welcome to the 200 likes club bicc

[@autumnisafraid]

she’s such a pure angel i just want to hug her forever and ever

[@addie9647]

Man: How you doing
Billie: I’m cold

[@strawbmatcha]

*There's like **_8 pounds_** of diarrhea.*

[@vanessasligh8884]

@Gacha Ani it says it duh

[@isabellaarnold4025]

what video is that from

[@ag-dn1vl]

bella arnold this one xD

[@dai-yjamonae8671]

0:26 me after 1 shot of vodka 😂

[@bleh5078]

Dai-yja Monae' LOL

[@achild4062]

she perfect and bootiful thank you so much for making these vids PLZ MAKE MORE

[@yassyfikacja]

Nobody:
Literally no even single soul:
Billie: **burp**

[@eviewright9795]

Zielony Bakłażan i read this as she burped..

[@alicejade5242]

I am vegan so I eat....
I eat....
Well I eat...
I basically eat air!

[@omamasohail6165]

She a mood 24/7😂 LMAO I love her so frikin much!

[@marshallmicr0wave510]

"iwannagohome"
Is my fave song from now on

[@isacicorella3854]

I love billiee. thanks for making this video collection, I respect you. ;)

[@saintpatrick2994]

IM UPLOADING PART 3 WHEN PART 2 GETS TO 5K VIEWS!!!!!!!

[@juju-kn6rx]

Saint Patrick then you better start the making

[@saintpatrick2994]

Its Funnehcake already did;)))

[@juju-kn6rx]

Saint Patrick I’m already waiting for the best vid ever

[@jnuy764]

😎😎😎😎

[@emmaskelly8268]

I’m convinced i’m in love with her.

[@mstahjc]

JAIL TIME!!!!

[@emmaskelly8268]

The Oppai Devourer i’m the same age as her wdym😂

[@mstahjc]

@@emmaskelly8268 Still Jail time! Criminal liability on some countries are at the age 16! Well at least for our country. FUCK IT, JAIL IS JUST A ROOM!

[@zomqgie]

@@mstahjc she is 17 woman

[@koonerpreet458]

Normal people: wear bra under shirt
Billie: wears bra over shirt

[@bruh-zc6rr]

This deserves more likes

[@taylorbritt4807]

Billie:Blinks
Fans: O M G BILLIE YOUR SO TALENTED

[@apiian]

0:45 I also speak fluent lettuce, I'm lettuceese 😂

[@perfectedpages1855]

2:23 is my favorite this of all time

[@abby_elizabeth8435]

I love that Billie’s mom is in a constant state of OH MY GOD BILLIE!!!!!!🤦🏻‍♀️ I love her so much ❤️

[@loreleidawson5733]

Billie smiling made my day

[@kapow4042]

I WANT HER TO BE MY BESTFRIENDDD

[@Strangerthings-xb2vh]

1:07 IM DYING

[@Practice_Kindness-1st]

Love your title. Sooooo true! Thanks for posting!

[@wolfy_chanyt2578]

0:07 i love how u said cursing xD cause like she sweared 99% of the time

[@cosmicfairy777]

I just love Billie Eilish. She's the Eilish to my eyelash

[@saintpatrick2994]

Chloe Achnolia awwwww

[@cosmicfairy777]

@@saintpatrick2994
uwu

[@charpickering8919]

Chloe Achnolia so emotional

[@James-uz9se]

I’m vegan and gluten free so I basicly just eat, like... air

[@allywonderland3775]

I love how she is so real around her family of fans like she acts like they r her home girls and its awesome 😂😂❤❤

[@chloejohnson3316]

I love her!

[@melissahayhurst5551]

So no ones gonna talk about how fit she is at 0:43 mmkay

[@whatsupfuckers4078]

For 5:33 minutes i felt happy for once

[@rebecasuciu9980]

I swear when she started singing the first time in the vid... her voice calmed me so much from the first word

[@rikkileeyustat9716]

Lol she is such a mood. I love her so much

[@chuurros7432]

0:39 billiepink - dduru dduru du

[@Tayzjakfish]

we dont deserve this angel :(:

[@thediamondfoxx4868]

Billie is so BEAUTIFUL!

[@user-wu3zb8qw6g]

Ugh I love her so much omg

[@reignelgin5316]

I dont need 5 minutes and 30 seconds to cure my depression just a smile from Bellie is enough

[@saintpatrick2994]

Reign 027 true

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

Are u the freakin Joker, or why is your mouth that wide?

[@turtlephilip6230]

pipi kaka that’s kinda rude

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

@@turtlephilip6230 No, its not, I do like the Joker.

[@kaye7622]

She’s not even a mood she a lifestyle

[@saintpatrick2994]

Kasy P OMG YEE

[@curlyhead1559]

She is queen no cap🔥

[@jamievaccaro4776]

THANK YOU BILLIE

[@belita19]

Love her💕

[@tecoawilkins8720]

U know what’s good about her... she can sing SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING she doesn’t need auto tune 🤔🥰😂

[@caroldafuente]

I love how natural she is😍