People are so preoccupied with whether or not they could make this joke, they didn't stop to think if a million other people had already made this same hack joke already.
I just can’t get over the fact that they could’ve went so many cool directions with this film and chose to make it a kidnapping film with giant locusts and a sprinkle of dinosaurs 😩
this is so true, in the ending jw 2 i was so excited that the third one will be set in the city. And my god they make it in some facility called biosyn. I mean basically is JW 1 but in Biosyn. This movie sucks
The first 10 minutes of the movie were pretty good. dinosaurs are loose in our world, and there is a pool on what to do. should we rebuild the park and send them all there, build or new sanctuary, or kill all of them on sight. killing them was the highest voted poll. that should have been the movie. the characters racing against the clock to capture as many dinosaurs as possible before they were all shot while trying to convince everyone that they are just animals, but that becomes harder and harder with dinosaur attacks increasing to the point where Blue invades someone's house in search for food and the residents are badly harmed, further reinforcing the belief that they must all be destroyed. the larger predators are also creating chaos at the Zoos because it's free food just waiting to be eaten. national parks are also suffering. bears, mooses and elks are being forced out because the dinosaurs are claiming the areas as their territory. a mama bear is no match for a pissed off triceratops herd. This movie didn't need a villain. the fact that everyone wants the dinosaurs to all be killed because of them taking over and alot of people are getting hurt is reason enough to kick off the plot. that was all the promos to the movie! why do the promos have more story potential than the actual movie?!
y’all remember when the dinosaurs in these movies were actually a threat and even likeable characters died sometimes. i remember how intense and on edge these movies used to be
Lol. Except, some of Top Gun Maverick scenes were cgi. It's was not all practical. They wouldn't shoot down and explode millions of dollars planes. It was still a solid, intense, amazing scenes to watch in my opinion. JP franchise always felt more like big blockbusters over Top Gun, because, of the way it was made in my opinion. I still like both for different reasons. Just pointing it out, though. Lol.
When they told the audience (yes, told the audience) that most of the large carnivores were already captured and relocated to biosyn it made me realize that the movie I wish we were given all happened off camera.
Yeah honestly that made more sense of a story to tell and I dunno how good that would have been but they probably could have made it incredibly terrifying
@@transformers_quotes5738 I mean its kind of realistic. The large carnivorous dinos would stick out like a sore thumb and even then they clearly didn't catch all of them. Hell they may not have even gotten most of them.
It's also insane that a movie that came out almost 30 years ago still has better looking dinosaurs than all 3 of these movies combined. Seriously the T-Rex from the first movie is still absolutely terrifying and holds up flawlessly.
i disagree because while i do think cgi is overused now a days, you can’t come to me and complain that the dinosaurs look bad, well except the reused models from jw i suppose
@@Nbill They don't look bad, but they don't look nearly as good as the first movie either. The first T-Rex was so grounded in reality. In my opinion you can't even tell which scenes are a model and which are animated. I can definitely tell the new ones are cgi.
@@JazziG59 yeah the whole it's held up well thing has been blown out of proportion. Don't get me wrong some parts aged like fine wine but there are other that aged like milk.
I like to headcanon that just like in the book, Isla Nublar gets later bombarded to kingdom come to kill anything living there. "REEEEEEE DINOZAURS ARE LIVING ANIMALS!!!" Bruh, they're unpredictable freaks of science that can mutate and reproduce even when they weren't supposed to, what assures us they can't adapt and survive in the wild without needing human caretakers? But most importantly, I'd just blow it up to oblivion because I want to PREVENT greedy stupid mustache twirling dumbasses from going to the island and capturing dinosaurs and taking them god knows where and maybe accidentally releasing them onto mainland and massively fuck up the ecosystem because again, they're unpredictable lab monsters. The entirety of JP was a huge mistake and it has to be destroyed so that it doesn't get in the wrong hands.
I love the concept of Jurassic World 1, even though I think the trilogy ultimately abandoned it and are now flaying its corpse: thirty years later they open the park, and dinosaur carnage happens in a park that was not only successful, but packed with people. It was the perfect way to up the stakes. I don't think I'll ever forgive the movie for wasting the opportunity to roll with the idea of the park being full of helpless people. It could have been a real disaster movie, but instead we got one half decent scene (the pterodactyl things grabbing guests) and then all the people got evacuated offscreen or something. Why have the park be open at all if they were going to do that? Seeing the direction of the sequels, I assume its because they knew they were aiming these movies at a younger audience, and you can't have a total bloodbath happen in a movie that's supposed to jumpstart a franchise for small kids, but it's still disappointing as somebody who enjoyed JP1 as a child even though it was a bit on the intense side.
Getting here was the objective. This movie is the reason the previous 2 ones exist. And I knew in every step of the way here that it wouldn't be worth it. They sacrificed so much, for so little.
The fact that the director said this when announcing the premise way back was hint enough he just wanted to take the second half of lost world and do it bigger. Quality be damned lol
If I may, I'll tell you the problem with this film franchise, the director didn't require any inspiration to attain it. You know he saw what other's had done and he took the next step, he didn't earn the fandom himself so he doesn't take any responsibility for it, he stood on shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as massive as he could, and before you knew what you had, he pitched, it slapped it on social media, and now he sells it, sells it .
"They're alive, just like me" from Fallen Kingdom is the only reason why this Dominion movie came to exist. And why the dumb plot and setting is an automatic stinker.
Dr. Alan Grant summed it up perfectly in the first movie: two eras, two sets of creatures separated by 65 million years suddenly thrown back into the mix together creates chaos. That is how each Jurassic park movie should’ve been.
Lmfao it always cracks me up when fans bring up old scenes or quotes from past films and completely bumble them. It was correct up until "thrown back into the mix together." He then said, "How can we have the slightest idea of what to expect?"
The first JP was incredible, terrorizing, brilliant , unified in its approach and all the characters coalesced around one incredible discovery . I will never in my lifetime forget the terror I felt for that little boy & girl as they were stuck in an overturned glass topped truck as T-Rex ‘played with his food ‘ .. the tension , the puddle of water as the pounding of T-Rex footsteps approached.. the look on the kids faces as the sound got closer .. then when t-Rex puts his jaws through the roof (the screaming )and the kids kick their feet up to stop him from tearing their tiny bodies into bite size pieces .. That was raw, reality based terror ! I was that kid , I felt I was in that truck ! That’s brilliant art! That’s filmmaking excellence
Yes. You described it perfectly. The classic movies usually are the best. Kinda makes me wonder how they'll do movies 30 years from now. And that it won't be any better
There is such a build-up to that moment. Not much really happens up until that point, but the movie is captivating in its delivery, and you see all the little things, and you know, it is going to add up to one insane moment. That movie is a masterpiece. It's like Marvel and how they built up Infinity War and Endgame. These new Jurassic Park movies didn't build up anything. There's nothing, no payoff. THey are just trying to coast on the success of the first one. But they are so devoid of what made the first one good. It wasn't just "dinosaurs attack". I watched Dan Murrell's review as well, and he said it best. The people making Jurassic Park need to go back and study how to make a solid movie about Dinosaurs and humans interacting/survival
No, it wasn’t. Spielberg was hackneyed director by that point, copying his greatest hits. The first JP was very overrated, and your childhood nostalgia is why you think it’s a great movie.
I mean it's completely different franchise. Maybe he could make a good Star Wars movie since his idea seemed to be pretty intriguing and seemed better than The Rise of Skywalker's plot but being terrible in making a Jurassic movie
@@BabysitterSky but honestly hearing his ideas for Episode XI, it seemed to be a lot better than what The Rise of Skywalker had to offer. Atleast his original plan was not to bring Palpatine back
The MASSIVE problem I had while watching the movie is I kept thinking about the trailer scene where all the characters were together when they saw that bigger T-Rex thing. So the entire time I kept thinking, ok all these characters are going to survive their situations cause that scene hasn’t happened yet. I didn’t have any fear for the characters lives almost the whole movie 🤷🏾
I think that was my problem with the whole film. The original jurassic park felt more real because so many characters died or were hurt. Samuel Jackson, Dennis, the lawyer, the hunter. Dr Malcolm was bruised up, ellie limped away, the kids were covered in bruises. In this movie no one had a scratch on them!!
I get the message that they were trying to give at the end, but I don't feel like dinosaurs could ever coexist with our world. All it takes is for a T-Rex or tridactyl to go after someone, and it's just a recipe for continued chaos.
The Herbivores alone would destroy the already low amount of trees, grass, etc that world already has. The Locusts problem wasn't needed. And killing them didn't solve a thing.
The funniest part was giving Beta back to Blue and the wishing them well into the forest. Good luck camping out now, Boy Scouts! You might be ambushed by a 7 ft tall velociraptor and her kids!
Modern movies are afraid to be scary. In the original, the raptors were terrifying like the Predator: intelligent enough to not just hunt you, but outsmart you. The T-Rex felt like an unstoppable force of nature: if you got close, you'd get swept up and that was it. None of the World movies have every been, at any point, even remotely scary.
Today I'm NEVER afraid of the aliens, monsters, dinosaurs, etc. Both because they look fake as shit and Hollywood has no balls to kill significant characters.
The best part was the part where Chris Pratt jumped on a motorcycle and from an indescript part of a city that he's never been in before, somehow made precisely to the exact airfield that Claire was at while evading Raptors and cutting through every alley in town. He just somehow knew exactly where Claire was... based on absolutely nothing. He just knew... because.... movie that's why
My favorite part was where we actual see the dilos return for real and not in some stupid hologram form like in Jurassic World. It was super epic. Dilos are the most frightening for sure especially when I played Jurassic Park the game where it takes us back to the location where Denis Nedrys death from a Dilo occurred in the first movie.
The first JP movie, even if only in still images with no sound, is still gorgeous and thrilling. It was a visual masterpiece, carried by perfect pace, humor, tension and most importantly fear of the unknown. A horror sci-fi perfectly stitched in with clever writing and directing. This is all lost, so with it, the entire franchise.
There's only so much they can do with the subject matter thought to be fair, the sequels are never going to be the same levels as the original due to in part knowing what is going to happen and not having the same freshness, I think they have done pretty well to keep it as good a quality as it is, yes there are questionable aspects but there still pretty good films to shut your brain off to an watch some action
I've said it before and I'll say it again, but the Jurassic Park/World franchise would work far better for video games from this point forward. Video games have surpassed the movie & TV industries in terms of popularity and monetary value anyway. There's so much they could do in the realm of gaming: a classic survival horror akin to Dino Crisis, an open world game, more park builders, the return of Warpath as a fighting game, an FPs shooter akin to the arcade games, a traditional hunting game akin to Call of The Wild, a safari game where you go around researching and photographing dinosaurs, a pet collector & battle simulator for PC and consoles, a creature sim where you actually play and survive as the dinosaurs themselves like that of The Isle, and more. Yes, the franchise no longer has a future in TV in movies - there isn't much they could left they can do story-wise anyway- but it could have a very promising future for itself in the form of games.... Too bad upper management at Universal is idiotic.
Back when it was new it was hard to tell the CGI reptiles were imposed into the scenes. Today, you can quickly visually tell the imposed layers because the edges look too sharp. Still, it is a very well-made film.
@@alexs29 This. Even though Jurassic Park 3 was a mess, it had some pretty dope games that explored a wide variety of genres. They could easily do a ton of different genres if they actually gave a crap about the franchise
Dominion’s ending is actually a very fitting way to conclude the franchise when you think about it. It shows that even before his passing, Hammond was still very optimistic about the idea of dinosaurs being brought back to a modern earth and humans coexisting with them in a brighter future, and now that dream of his came true.
They took out a lot of human and dino interaction scenes. I feel like if the prologue and battle at big rock were kept in the film would've been better
I liked the scene where Chris and Jared said, in unison, "time to morb this park." and then proceeded to completely morb the T-rex. It was the most scene, in cinematic history.
I like the part where Tim Apple loves the environment so much that he decided to construct a dinosaur park with leftover airpods, dongles, and charging bricks and live beside nature
I think people just expected more of the dinos in the real world and it ended up being that most of them were in a sanctuary outside of the black market dinos and a few that didn't cause many problems in the real world.
literally my thoughts exactly! I was looking forward to seeing the crossover of dinos in the real world. The second movie teased it in the trailer and it was only a scene at the end which was disappointing so THIS was supposed to be the movie where we actually see more of that but nope!
Most of them were not in the sanctuary. They were just concentrated there and a disproportionate amount of dangerous dinos and pure dinos were in the facilities.
Note: I have yet to see this movie, but this is my understanding of the situation around production It’s facing the same issue as the Star Wars sequels did, but exacerbated. The first movie in the trilogy has an idea (the idea being almost the same thing as the original movie) and it does it pretty well. Then issues come around with production and where they want the series to go, leading to issues behind the scenes. Too many cooks in the kitchen, so to say. It sucks, because there is absolutely still potential in the IP, it’s just not being realized when it comes to the films
Jurassic World, SW: TFA, and Terminator Genisis were all retreads of the original movies in their franchises. And they all basically came out right around the same time. JW was the only of the three that I liked.
@@jimthar17 I think Jurassic World is the second best Jurassic film, it works as a really good follow up to the themes of the original and has some excellent action. The next two films can get in the bin.
I’m glad people caught onto that in this movie. It’s understandable that the theaters are crowded over it. Everyone’s still kinda in the phase that we just got back from COVID so we gotta find any excuse to have fun even if it’s watching this overhyped project. I genuinely fear people coming out of this movie saying it was good. It’s just dinosaurs always being inches from killing a main character every few minutes but not succeeding. It’s cringe. Too much plot armor is my main complaint.
One thing I did appreciate a lot was the inclusion of feathered dinos. Which is how many of the famous dinosaurs would've been like, according to experts
@@nrg16108 Fossils of dinosaurs preserving impressions of LITERAL FEATHERS have been found. That certainly blows your stupid comment away. Oh, and evolution is an absolute fact of population genetics, important to understand ecological dynamics, it’s easy to see when you study biology. Darwin was right.
In the theaters when my the villain guy started his little meltdown and said “god damnit Jeffery” my friend yelled “LETS GO JEFFERY”. Absolute best part of the film. 10/10 as a comedy and 5/10 as a movie
The first movie was a classic that had a perfect balance of wonder and terror and did more with its concept by exploring the implications and possibilities in a professional way, I.e. the lunch scene. Now it's spectacle more so than substance when Spielberg knew the importance of both.
I think the best path forward for the franchise, if (when) it continues, is to lean more into its horror roots. I would love Jurassic Park to get an R rated, as accurate-to-the-book film as possible, maybe split into two parts. These newer movies had their moments but they're just not as scary as they used to be. I think if they want a fresh direction in the future they should go full horror. Adapting the book accurately would be fresh.
I don't know that an R rating would do much for the horror aspects of the Jurassic series. I'm typical a defender of getting things more mature ratings when necessary, but don't follow your logic here.
Rise of Skywalker wasn't two movies fused into one. It was basically a reboot that felt like it was barely connected to last jedi. And yes last Jedi was also bad and threw away some interesting things from tfa but I think ultimately rise of Skywalker still should have been more of a sequel to last jedi. Instead of a reboot it felt like. Rise of Skywalker remains though one of the most disappointing finales ever along with Game Of Thrones.
The idea of dinosaurs escaping out into the world and cohabitating with humans is interesting. The issue is that they needed better written characters, less comedy, more horror scenes and less action and more suspense. A completely different movie.
You have no idea how hyped I got when you said “yeahh fuck it punch” 😭😭 almost like I was watching a show or something 🤣😭 bring back the punch my guy 🙌🏼
The movie felt like it was more about the locusts instead of the Dinos... Trailers gave one such a huge expectation and excitement, however sadly its underwhelming with an all star cast.
"I never knew if they were gonna kill the lead....So there's that." I'd contrast this movie to a movie like _Everest._ With _Everest_ unless you knew about the 96 disaster, you'd never know who would live. And even then if you do know, there's still natural tension there-conflicting personalities, too many people on the mountain it just writes itself. It's an ensemble cast, but some of those big name actors do die because you are climbing up to the cruising altitude of a SEVEN FORTY SEVEN we should not BE up there. So there's tension just innately there, it's never forced it's just you vs a big fck off mountain, and the mountain WILL have the last say. In a movie like this it's just the main vs CGI dinosaurs that you know aren't there. So there goes tension...also.....It's Chris Pratt no way they'd kill him off.
@@TheRibottoStudios Everest, yes. I do not recall the cinematography or score at all. The only thing that stuck with me was the characters and how they had me shaking my head in frustration the entirety of the film. The rest of it is a blank state to me at this point.
@@SumDumGy I think that was the point. They made all the wrong choices that day which lead to 8 people dying. But you should give it a rewatch one of my favorite scores of all time is from this film "Somebody Loves Us" when they're all looking at the mountain at night....it's almost otherworldly. Fitting for something like the roof the world.
As long as Chris Pratt isn’t hurting anyone, who cares what his religion is? Why should that affect the roles he plays? I’m all for standing up for what’s right but c’mon people, out of all of the scumbags in Hollywood why is it CHRIS PRATT who everyone wants to cancel? Great video as always, Jeremy! Much love from Tennessee!
It's cause wokeism is a new developing religion that lacks the self-awareness that it is one. But it still does the same age-old tactics of trying to defame other religions to prop itself up. For people who don't like religion they sure do act like they are in one.
@@nsa_channel no, not at all, I’m saying that there are people who won’t watch any movies with Chris Pratt in it now or they just hate on him for no reason.
@@nsa_channel no, not at all, I’m saying that there are people who won’t watch any movies with Chris Pratt in it now or they just hate on him for no reason.
Everything in this movie is nostalgia scene and jurassic park character cameo. From the t-rex trying to eat them to recreate the waterfall scene. The car tipping over, for the bus cliff scene. To the t-rex fighting a new dinosaur,
I haven't seen the movie, but I like the concept of there just being dinosaurs all over the place in the contemporary world, and how people would deal with/exploit that circumstance. Don't know if the movie delves into that very much. Kind of a different genre from the original disaster movie concept.
They are not focusing on this at all! Which is why I was very dissapointed...in the end it's just saving the girl and fighting or escaping from dinosaurs. Only at the beginning they showed about 10min of the dinosaurs co-existing with the humans.
You don’t see any dinosaurs in urban areas like NYC or subdivisions (as teased at the end of Fallen Kingdom). It is totally explained away by “it’s been four years, and most of the dinosaurs have been captured by BioSyn and the ones that remain avoid human areas.” It is so lame… the film is a heist movie. Very Fast and Furious. The original cast spends their time breaking into a BioSyn lab to collect a LOCUST sample (not even dinosaur related), Jeff Goldblum is really only in the movie for the final act, and Chris Pratt and co are trying to rescue the girl from the last movie from BioSyn… dinosaurs just happen to be there, but after they leave Malta the movie might as well have taken place on Isla Nublar, because it was so isolated from the rest of the world for the rest of the film 🙄
Personally liked Jurassic Park III a lot more than the lost word. It brought back the "disaster" part that Jeremy mentioned, of the crew being stranded on the island. Kept the plot simple and enough tension to keep watching. Idk Liked it more than other movies, The first one still remains OG
JP3 is my third favourite Jurassic Park movie behind JP 1 (obviously) and Jurassic World (which was at least very competent as a standalone movie, even if it kicked off a terrible trilogy). In hindsight, I respect its commitment to being a rather basic summer action blockbuster; bring Sam Neill back, give them a plot to rescue a kid, crash a plane full of forgettable mercenary redshirts and boom, you have a movie. No weird environmental subplots like in Lost World, or shoehorned in city scenes like Lost World (and Fallen Kingdom, tbh) - in my opinion a Jurassic movie stops being a Jurassic movie the second you see the dinosaurs in civilization. The park works because it's man's attempt to make a foothold in nature. The concept doesn't work the other way around, with nature trying to have a foothold in the city.
Im just kinda sad that most people justify schlock nowadays because, "The originals were kinda cheesy, this one is no different." Instead of saying yeah we realized the previous was shlock and the writers/directors know that too so it should be improved upon. With people trying to emulate campy it comes off as insanely cheap and...well cheesy. Look at Sharknado and it's sequel. The original Sharknado was an actual dumb campy movie and the sequel tried too hard to artificially match the original. It just doesn't work.
In no way the first movie was cheesy. Atleast the characters in that movie were all smart. The debate table scene was pretty intriguing, it shows how terrific the writing was in that movie
The first Jurassic park movie wasn't cheesy tho.. it was a well made smartly written movie with banger effects.. it still holds up in terms of story telling, effects and characters..
Being a fan of this or any movie franchise makes a lot of difference when it comes to give an opinion...not to mention been there when the first JP movie came out in 93. In my case it is very difficult to make an honest review. I know it wasn't the best JP movie ever but I had a blast, so if you are a fan like me by all means go watch it and celebrate it. My respects for Jeremy, I always come here after coming back from the theater, and he's doing a very good job.
AGREED! I enjoyed it and loved the entire JP movies as well. I’m glad they tied up all the loose ends and the dinosaurs finally have a world of their own.
same. nothing will be as great as the original. but I liked this, I had a good time, and I'm down to see more of just seeing a world where dinosaurs live in it now, and every ramification of it
I enjoyed Dominion. Does good with most characters, has genuinely tense moments, gives the original cast some great scenes to work with, and handles an age of Dinosaurs and humanity coexisting quite well. Dominion ends things off nicely after the disappointment Fallen Kingdom was. I give it a 7/10. Can’t beat the classics, but much like Star Wars you can never truly reach that high pedestal they leave behind for so many growing up.
The moment i walked out of theater from Fallen Kingdom, my expectations for this movie plummeted.. this is just a confirmation of what I realised back then..because I knew what they were going to do.. and after hearing what Jeremy said, it sounds much more stupid and nonsensical than I thought it would be.. i thought they gonna make the dinosaurs the point of the movie not this kidnapping bullshit..
Anyhow, always fun to see Alan, Ian and Ellie back together.. so when they are on screen, at least that will be enjoyable.. unless they kill them off which will piss me off even more
Eh I can't believe Colin Trevorrow who co-wrote the entire new Trilogy and seemed to have a road map for where the story would go had fucked up his own trilogy
Nah I disagree with you on this one Jeremy. The second movie of this trilogy was the worst, utter dogshit. This one is actually more entertaining since you get to see dinosaurs fucking shit up in the human dominated world. I can't even remember what the second movie was about, just that a volcano exploded and the discount indominus Rex.
Yeah, Fallen Kingdom is the WORST Jurassic Park movie in the franchise. I at least had fun with Dominion, and it was great seeing Alan, Ellie, and Ian again.
Jurassic Park was based on Michael Crichton's book,had a great cast, a great script and had the directorial flair of an A list director in his prime. Everything after that possibly besides The Lost World is just studio executives chasing money. The Jurassic World trilogy is a particularly cynical cash grab given how it relies on nostalgia for a far better film.
Thought it was awful. Had 2 or 3 scenes that were decent, but for the rest a completely wasted oppotunity to end this franchise in an amazing way. This was no end at all, it didn't conclude anything.
Didn't onclude? Fuck the conclusion, it didn't even have a story! No message, no theme, no lesson, no purpose. I don't even know if this qualifies as a movie, it was basically a slideshow of things that happened
The writers failed to learn what Cruise and Co. learned making Top Gun Maverick. Yes, we like action, but more importantly we NEED good characters and an strong emotional investment. You can't make Top Gun Maverick all flight scenes with none of the heart, just like you can't make JP with all dinosaurs and no heart. People expect more now.
Good point. It was never originally all about making cool dinosaur sequences, it was asking bigger questions. A family's struggle to survive extreniuos circumstances in the first one.
I guess they're looking at dollar signs now since this is a massive money making machines for Universal. The thing is, audiences nowadays expected some sort of mindless dinosaurs action entertainment instead of a good story. Jurassic World movies is basically you watch it by just turning your brain off, that's why the writing felt so disposable. Filmmakers thinking like "who cares about story, let's just give the audience some mindless action scenes that would make them not care about a cohesive story" atleast that's my perspective towards blockbusters nowadays
Jeremy, I'm glad you put your finger on it with your "it's a kidnapping movie after something catastrophic happened" comment. I didn't really pick up on that. For me, my main gripe was there is SUCH A GREAT PREMISE in the fact that they're are dinosaurs living in our world. The end scene in Fallen Kingdom is an absolute masterpiece in itself but the movie NEVER EXPANDS ON IT 😭 The ecosystem would be fundamentally broken and humans would inevitably have to kill off the dinosaurs (or live underground or in the air or something). But instead the plot focuses on 2 things that are inconsequential and were just drivers to get the band back together (locusts anddddd a kidnapping). Both I didnt think were necessary to bring the old and the new cast together (total collapse of our ecosystem and reworking of the food chain should do that anyway). I've never been so disappointed in a movie squandering such a great concept before. It was all tee'd up, and you struck out 3 times 😭😭😭
The first Jurassic World was at least a fun enjoyable romp with good action and characters. The other two are just jumbled messes with barely any consistency nor tension.
I enjoyed the first jurassic world , even though it felt more like a comedy than an action flick. Didn't think fallen kingdom & dominion would exist , but then i realized "ah , they're trying to make a trilogy."
I might watch if it comes to Amazon prime and it randomly starts playing when I am too lazy to find the remote. Zero interest. Thanks Jeremy. You saved 3 hours of my life.
I’d like to train Jeremy for 6 weeks. At the end he would have to fight stuckman to the death, and easily come out the victor. Stuckman is a pretentious butt hole
@@elisamuelpedraza8228 Stuckmann used to be my 2nd favorite reviewer. I would watch his new videos all the time and of course his Hilariocity reviews are legendary but I'm not gonna lie after Chris said he would no longer do movie reviews going forward because he no longer views himself as a "film critic" but rather he is now In "film appreciation" meaning he will no longer review movies he doesn't like. All that because he is now Directing a film and wants to be a Director going forward which I'm fine with but if he isn't going to give me his honest opinion of a movie why would I watch his newer videos when I Know it's going to be a positive score. At least Jeremy gives his honest opinion even if people don't always agree with his rating. I'll still go back and watch Chris Stuckmanns' old reviews before 2020 when he was a critic
My favorite part was when the T Rex ate the firebug, no problem, then 2 minutes later, he eats another firebug, and it explodes in its mouth like it was made of gasoline.
Saw the movie as a double feature with Jurassic Park. Seeing the original on the big screen was a blast and reminded me why the first movie is my all time favorite. Heck I even love Lost World which is controversial. I am honestly surprised how much I liked Dominion. Cool selection of dinos and seeing the dilophosaurs again was great. The Giga’s death felt anticlimactic and the original Lockewood woman felt awkward especially when you had someone like Wu, who was set up as borderline egotistical doctor saying this unknown character was the best scientist ever, felt weird. With all that said I loved the new movie and was thoroughly pleased with how well they used the original characters.
Might be worth warning of spoilers, before you say a spoiler. Even though I could have guessed the giga will die, its still courtesy as its a non-spoiler review your commenting on
Remember, this a point of view of another person and not your own. Just because he disliked it doesn’t mean you should to. Go see it yourself and experience it. I loved it and would definitely watch it again.
People's egos lead them to believe there own opinion as fact. Films like other artistic expressions are all kinda subjective, one person's trash is another's treasure
@@blupyro3098 True that. I like seeing the reviews of several people just to have an idea of what people think but their views will never represent mine.
Couldn't even finish the first one of this series. Never watched a film where I genuinely wanted every single character to be killed off like that. And this series has gradually got WORSE?!
I was getting a Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs vibe a few times! The Lewis guy was Chester V and hoarding all the great minds into his organization, and Lewis even had his own "power bar" or whatever he called it. Same as Chester V's Food Bar 8.0. And the fact you once had a young brilliant scientist in Charlotte "Lockwood" similar to Flint Lockwood. And Lewis wanted Charlotte's invention (her daughter and Beta) for his own nefarious plan, just like Chester V and Flint food machine. Just thought it was assuming...
I've always loved the first two Jurassic Park movies, despite what anyone says about the second. I've always been okay with the third movie and enjoyed the few moments it had, but these Jurassic World movies... not cared one bit. The first one never should have made as much as it did but it got the ball rolling and they've been chasing that success since.
As a fan that has the iconic JP raptor on his back, I feel this. I saw the second one with negative expectations and I had enjoyed a few key shots/scenes. But I knew the movie was not good and didn't deserve a second watch. The first JW I saw twice (once on my own and second time with a friend) and I regret that decision... all of the flaws and bad editing and dialogue stuck out like soar thumbs.... I haven't watched the last one yet.... exactly because of what @Jahns said out loud
This entire sequel trilogy is living off the name of the first movie. If not for the name, the first Jurassic World movie would have pulled in average numbers and been as well remembered as that Island movie with The Rock and nobody would have made or missed a sequel.
Possible Spoiler I wanted to see the "Jurassic World", humanity in constant danger from a dinosaur attack and the first thing the movie tells me is that the dinos already had been captured between films. I wanted the dinosaurs to eat as many humans as they came across and anyone would beat them running and I think of the 3 or 4 deaths some occur off camera. I couldn't care less about the subplot to bring the original characters back, and in fact it has nothing to do with them or dinosaurs or anything. There are a lot of new dinosaurs yes, but they appear for 2 seconds. The movie continues with "this is the good dino, this is the bad dino". Every 2 seconds the movie introduces a new character whose name is not even known, too many people and they are not even to be eaten. Anyway, I think the film has one or two good shots and the scenes in Malta. The rest forgettable.
Consider yourself lucky they didn't lean into full on realism in regards to what would actually have happened to dinos once they were set loose. They would've been gunned down and set on grills before having a chance to leave California
I enjoyed this one. I prepared myself for the worst after hearing bad reviews, and lo and behold, I had fun. Wasn’t bored for a moment. Sure, some stuff is less than realistic but good outweighted the bad for me. I liked how many scenes from JP1 they changed some and reused. Sweet sweet nostalgia.
You must of done drugs while watching. This could’ve been amazing with the dinosaurs in the real world and the millions of things happens w that but they destroyed it with the dumbest plot. You obviously don’t care about plot if you like it.
@@notjeffgoldblum8294 That is a true statement! Seeing all three of them together brought a tear to my eye. We never got that with the new Star Wars films. It's the best of the new trilogy, no contest.
The biggest issues I had was nothing really happened, by that I meant there was barley a skeleton of a plot. It’s was literally “event leads to event” and that was it. They focused so much on nostalgia that nothing else really seemed to matter in any way. Even in the “climax” of the movie, The characters are in no danger as a pointless dinosaur fight happens. Seriously, they say “this isn’t about us” as the two apes predators square up. There is no tension whatsoever. I’ve been watching this series for nearly 20 years and it was a foundation of my childhood and life in general, and I’m really sad to see it fizzle out like this. There was more I can get into, but that would both take a while and start to get into some of the more gritty stuff such as paleo problems and nit picky issues with the plot. Though I will say the practical effects looked good. All in all, though I want to give it a 5/10, but after taking off the nostalgia glasses I’d give it a 3.5/10
So many illogical moments too. Eg. she was able to outrun that Malta raptor in some moments yet they can keep up with a motorbike. The friend that was trapped in that cage after he ran, had a gun and didn’t use it on the raptor but used it on the locked part of the cage. I LOL’d in the cinema when Boss Dino got impaled by Freddy Krueger Dino, so they and T-Rex had there “success roar” moment.
It felt like it was fan fiction written by a 10 year-old who just watched the movies and wondered what it would be like if dinosaurs got out. They mashed like 3 plots into one as well and none of them carried any weight. This wasn't just a bad Jurassic movie, this was a genuinely bad movie that I could tell was going to be bad in the first 5 minutes. It sucks too because like you, I'm in love with the movies and even liked Fallen Kingdom somewhat. It's like they tried to make it so that only stupid people would enjoy it with the characters saying each others' full names out loud to each other constantly so the dumb audience wouldn't forget who they were.
Thank you for your honest review! I was planning to go see it on Sunday, but I don't want to waste money at the theatre for a 3.5/10 movie. It seems like this is the worst one of all of them.
@@j.c.denton2060 the fact that you said you somewhat liked Fallen Kingdom better is where the opinion can be discarded immediately. the plot and idea in this movie was definitely better than whatever was in the Fallen Kingdom with its cartoonish one-dimensional characters
Dominion was not a bad movie at all!!! Its not the worst movie in the Franchise and it wasn't the worst movie of 2022! Could it have been better? Yes, but it wasn't bad! I saw it in theaters three times and enjoyed it each time!
What I found most painful were all of the nods to the original movie, it totally destroyed the immersion. The dialogue and score were incredibly bland and weak too. We don’t need to see so many cheesy moments that play on nostalgia, it needs to stop, we don’t need reminding of it, we need something new and fresh for our beloved characters. They glossed over romance and that was a huge miss for me, I’d have loved to see more back and forth between Alan and Ellie, and see a bit more heart in the film overall. The pilot chick was cheese overload, perfect hair throughout and one liners, such a bad ass yet I still don’t fully understand why she would be so invested given her morally shady background. This whole movie reminded me of the recent Matrix reboot, forgettable and full of nostalgic trips. The chase scene in Malta with the raptors was the highlight for me, however the raptors moved at speeds that just defied any realism or gravity. Oh and Ian’s line when he is fired “oh but it was such a cushy job” was top shelf.
Oh yeah. I rolled my eyes when they kept showing the can of barbosol. It had nothing to do with the plot, was never mentioned but it gets like 5 solid minutes of screen time near the end of the movie
Ok get out of my mind because this is exactly what I was thinking! I was sitting in the theater thinking "ENOUGH! I don't want or need anymore memeber berries!" I would have loved more of Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler falling back in love, but I'm ok with what we got.
"The Lost World" is criminally underrated, and is leagues better than all other sequels in this franchise. For me, the movie quality is from best to worst: 1. "Jurassic Park" 2. "The Lost World" 3. "Jurassic World" These are the three best for me. The rest are just bland, wasted potential.
@@klass_1221 Agreed. JP3 is mostly pure fun Dino adventure on an island. It doesn't have all the convoluted mess like in Dom. I'd rather have a great time of 90 minutes fun with JP3 than being disappointed by Dom for 2+ hours.
Honestly it's not as bad as critics and TH-cam media are making it out to be. If you check out the audience score compared to the Critics tells you that the Critics are being overly harsh i think.The movie isn't the best but it's good enough for a good time at the theaters.
I watched it last night and I actually liked it. I wasn't expecting anything more than a fun B monster movie so I guess that made it more palatable. I also got to see the main characters from the first movie share the screen again which was a treat.
I love monster movies, so this will do. And I do not want to hear anymore negative stuff. I hope our OG dinosaurs get a lot of screen time especially knowing what kind of territory this film treads in. I want to know if they do Blue, Beta, and Rexy justice.
@@genociderex93imperator84 you're... serious? Fine. Other things that won't be pointed out by me but will by basically every other perplexed soul that reviews this movie get more screen time than dinosaurs.
Saw it yesterday in theatre, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Indominus Rex had a fair ending, and so did Indoraptor( I still would’ve chosen a big fight over how it went). But the way they did giganotosaurus was a heavy blow to my heart.
Till this day, I'm still wondering why the hell the characters in this Jurassic World trilogy made a park again after Jurassic Park became a disaster after the dinosaurs attack the entire park
Jurassic Park failed due to Nedry's sabotage. Without it, the security systems were functioning quite well. Guess the newer management figured they could keep their employees in check.
This could have worked if they didn't fuck up the original story. In the book the problem with the park isn't really the dinosaurs, it's that the park itself is an absolute mess and so little care was put in to making it safe. If they'd done the first movie more in line with that tone you could reason that they'd build another because "This time it's actually safe!" but with Jurassic Park they made dinosaurs flat out seem like a bad idea.
I'll admit this movie could have been a bit better but I honestly had a decent time with this film and I'm glad it was the only movie that watched in theaters in 2022
They shouldn't have promoted it as "the last of the series" because that took everyone's expectations straight into the stratosphere. The movie itself wasn't bad, or even boring. Most of us just expected way more. I felt the same dissapointment with Avengers: Endgame. A few good scenes aren't enough to wash away that gnawing hunger for more. Idk why, but for some reason I was expecting this massive epic dinosaurs vs man vs dinosaur kind of movie with epic battles and shit. I just think we've all been spoiled too much when it comes to movies these past 15 years. To the point where everything now feels ... Mediocre.
Yeah man Endgame sucked. Phenomenal first 3rd, fun but silly 2nd 3rd and utterly lacking, contrived, fan-service over any in universe logic, logical character arcs shot out of the window, the same 'bigger is better' mentality as usual and utter jumps in tonal consistency (like when 2014 Gamora kicks a tearful Quill in the balls a few times and laughs at him as a potential partner - which is tone deaf enough in itself - but does so during the final battle of the final movie of a 20 odd movie culmination and this is treated as funny and silly when it's just so damn out of place and ruins the stakes). Trash movie, Infinity War was 50 times better and, for me, unlike most who feel post Endgame Marvel sucks, I felt like that started in Endgame. My frustration at that movie was palatable in the cinema (you can imagine with that silly, stupid Hulk dabbing while eating an omelette scene in an already 3 hour movie at the expense of actually just seeing Bruce and Hulk come together). Truly, my disappointment was immeasurable. And my day was ruined.
This. The main reason this film, and the previous entries in the saga are heavily criticised is because they don’t live up the expectations set by the original movie. If you look at these Jurassic movies without comparing them to the original, they’re not bad, in fact they are good. I liked fallen kingdom, and I liked dominion more. We as an audience need to stop raising the bar so high that we will inevitably be disappointed
The first Jurassic Park was my favorite movie as a child. Had me drawing dinos all the time, afterward. I've seen that movie more times than I could possible count. The first Jurassic World movie looked like shit, but I gave it a shot. It was better than I expected, but not NEARLY good enough for me to watch the sequels.
@@punkake3051 Thank You! I personally think World is the best of this trilogy, and one of the better films in the franchise, Fallen Kingdom just had too much wrong with it, but Dominion was at least enjoyable in some aspects, it didn't quite wrap it up as well as I had hoped, but it tried, I honestly don't get all the hate for it, but I also don't hate Jurassic Park 3 as much as everyone else, so maybe I'm just an outlier.
Dude. Idk if your just a cranky old man now or what but my theater and myself really enjoyed this film. In no way shape or form were dinosaurs "normalized" the two stories merged great together. This movie was fun and well acted it even got a round of applause at the end. I think the gap between regular movie goers and critics is widening even more.
I'm so phased out of this series that I spent a few minutes confused, thinking "Dominion" was the second one, and that Jeremy had gone back to review it before getting to the third one. I had to pause the video for the little graphic at 0:42 and squint to see that the second movie was apparently called Fallen Kingdom. I also halfway thought we were on a fourth movie from all the dinosaur-centric advertising during the Olympics, but I guess that was for this one? Or a theme park? I don't know.
I had to check the upload date to make sure TH-cam didn’t recommend a 4 year old video to me. When he said Jurassic World Dominion I just immediately pictured the second movie and was SO confused
I saw the movie in 3D at a 4D experience showing. My thought was it would be so bad, it would be fun. Nope. The chair moving around was the only thing keeping me awake.
yeah this was an incredibly huge let down as its seemingly the last entry to the jurassic world trilogy. Fallen Kingdom looked like a masterpiece compared to this clusterfuck of a movie, what saved Fallen Kingdom for me was the Indoraptor having some legit scary/badass moments while Dominion was just eh, the Atrociraptor chase scenes were pretty dope though but thats pretty much it. The Giganotosaurus was also pretty eh and they seriously couldv'r done so much more with the Therizinosaurus.
The producers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
People are so preoccupied with whether or not they could make this joke, they didn't stop to think if a million other people had already made this same hack joke already.
@@Michael_Ian_Blackface Oh thank God Buzz Killington is here being an answer to a question no one asked.
@@Michael_Ian_Blackface -- Jaded much?
@@Michael_Ian_Blackface I'm on your side. I'm tired of people plagiarizing and getting credit for it.
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"Dodgson! We got Dodgson here! ... See? Nobody cares"
Truly prophetic writing...
Spot on.
I remember seeing that on a shirt Chris Stuckmann wore at one point, was wondering where it was from
Wasn’t it Dockson?
Most underrated comment hands down🎯🎯🎯
@@Mary_PuppinsDP Nope, it's Dodgson.
I just can’t get over the fact that they could’ve went so many cool directions with this film and chose to make it a kidnapping film with giant locusts and a sprinkle of dinosaurs 😩
Yup. Yet more proof that hollywood directors and writers are comically awful these days.
this is so true, in the ending jw 2 i was so excited that the third one will be set in the city. And my god they make it in some facility called biosyn. I mean basically is JW 1 but in Biosyn. This movie sucks
Taken with dinosaurs
The first 10 minutes of the movie were pretty good. dinosaurs are loose in our world, and there is a pool on what to do. should we rebuild the park and send them all there, build or new sanctuary, or kill all of them on sight. killing them was the highest voted poll. that should have been the movie. the characters racing against the clock to capture as many dinosaurs as possible before they were all shot while trying to convince everyone that they are just animals, but that becomes harder and harder with dinosaur attacks increasing to the point where Blue invades someone's house in search for food and the residents are badly harmed, further reinforcing the belief that they must all be destroyed. the larger predators are also creating chaos at the Zoos because it's free food just waiting to be eaten. national parks are also suffering. bears, mooses and elks are being forced out because the dinosaurs are claiming the areas as their territory. a mama bear is no match for a pissed off triceratops herd.
This movie didn't need a villain. the fact that everyone wants the dinosaurs to all be killed because of them taking over and alot of people are getting hurt is reason enough to kick off the plot. that was all the promos to the movie! why do the promos have more story potential than the actual movie?!
That;s a very good summation
y’all remember when the dinosaurs in these movies were actually a threat and even likeable characters died sometimes. i remember how intense and on edge these movies used to be
Now to much plot armor.
Going from Top gun maverick to this just makes me appreciate non cgi action scenes even more than ever. Nothing beats the real thing
Lol. Except, some of Top Gun Maverick scenes were cgi. It's was not all practical.
They wouldn't shoot down and explode millions of dollars planes. It was still a solid, intense, amazing scenes to watch in my opinion.
JP franchise always felt more like big blockbusters over Top Gun, because, of the way it was made in my opinion. I still like both for different reasons. Just pointing it out, though. Lol.
I believe there was also the most practical dinosaurs in this film out of any of the world films.
Yeah I gotta go see that.
I am kind of not happy with this movie for kicking Top Gun out of the Imax theatres!
@@Onionman77 Maverick is a superior film experience by far
When they told the audience (yes, told the audience) that most of the large carnivores were already captured and relocated to biosyn it made me realize that the movie I wish we were given all happened off camera.
Yeah honestly that made more sense of a story to tell and I dunno how good that would have been but they probably could have made it incredibly terrifying
“somehow the carnivores were captured.”
@@transformers_quotes5738 😆
Just like how they briefly mentioned how the machines had a civil war in Matrix Resurrections. That would've been a really cool movie too
@@transformers_quotes5738 I mean its kind of realistic. The large carnivorous dinos would stick out like a sore thumb and even then they clearly didn't catch all of them. Hell they may not have even gotten most of them.
It's also insane that a movie that came out almost 30 years ago still has better looking dinosaurs than all 3 of these movies combined. Seriously the T-Rex from the first movie is still absolutely terrifying and holds up flawlessly.
i disagree because while i do think cgi is overused now a days, you can’t come to me and complain that the dinosaurs look bad, well except the reused models from jw i suppose
@@Nbill They don't look bad, but they don't look nearly as good as the first movie either. The first T-Rex was so grounded in reality. In my opinion you can't even tell which scenes are a model and which are animated. I can definitely tell the new ones are cgi.
@@gir73 yes you can. Stop it.
@@JazziG59 yeah the whole it's held up well thing has been blown out of proportion. Don't get me wrong some parts aged like fine wine but there are other that aged like milk.
It's because in those days were forced to utilize animatronics because CGI didn't really exist.
For me, Jurassic Park ended with the shot of those birds flying over the ocean.
That was all that ever needed to be said.
Yes
Dino dead but life find in the way
Yeah but I still enjoy the lost world in all honesty too, has some great sequences in it
I like to headcanon that just like in the book, Isla Nublar gets later bombarded to kingdom come to kill anything living there. "REEEEEEE DINOZAURS ARE LIVING ANIMALS!!!" Bruh, they're unpredictable freaks of science that can mutate and reproduce even when they weren't supposed to, what assures us they can't adapt and survive in the wild without needing human caretakers?
But most importantly, I'd just blow it up to oblivion because I want to PREVENT greedy stupid mustache twirling dumbasses from going to the island and capturing dinosaurs and taking them god knows where and maybe accidentally releasing them onto mainland and massively fuck up the ecosystem because again, they're unpredictable lab monsters.
The entirety of JP was a huge mistake and it has to be destroyed so that it doesn't get in the wrong hands.
I love the concept of Jurassic World 1, even though I think the trilogy ultimately abandoned it and are now flaying its corpse: thirty years later they open the park, and dinosaur carnage happens in a park that was not only successful, but packed with people. It was the perfect way to up the stakes.
I don't think I'll ever forgive the movie for wasting the opportunity to roll with the idea of the park being full of helpless people. It could have been a real disaster movie, but instead we got one half decent scene (the pterodactyl things grabbing guests) and then all the people got evacuated offscreen or something. Why have the park be open at all if they were going to do that? Seeing the direction of the sequels, I assume its because they knew they were aiming these movies at a younger audience, and you can't have a total bloodbath happen in a movie that's supposed to jumpstart a franchise for small kids, but it's still disappointing as somebody who enjoyed JP1 as a child even though it was a bit on the intense side.
I recently read the original Jurassic Park book and it ends much differently, the book was actually too violent for cinema
I'll sum it up in 5 words - Fast and Furious with dinosaurs.
Ill sum it up in 5 words - no more jurassic park movies!!
@@marklewen9384Mr. President they’re making another Jurassic movie…
@@akirafuto7783 that was a REQUEST...I know they are making more,I just wish they'd stop.
Getting here was the objective. This movie is the reason the previous 2 ones exist. And I knew in every step of the way here that it wouldn't be worth it. They sacrificed so much, for so little.
They did it but didn't ask why they should.
The fact that the director said this when announcing the premise way back was hint enough he just wanted to take the second half of lost world and do it bigger. Quality be damned lol
If I may, I'll tell you the problem with this film franchise, the director didn't require any inspiration to attain it. You know he saw what other's had done and he took the next step, he didn't earn the fandom himself so he doesn't take any responsibility for it, he stood on shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as massive as he could, and before you knew what you had, he pitched, it slapped it on social media, and now he sells it, sells it .
@@shwickid222 I see what u did, lol
"They're alive, just like me" from Fallen Kingdom is the only reason why this Dominion movie came to exist. And why the dumb plot and setting is an automatic stinker.
Dr. Alan Grant summed it up perfectly in the first movie: two eras, two sets of creatures separated by 65 million years suddenly thrown back into the mix together creates chaos. That is how each Jurassic park movie should’ve been.
Lmfao it always cracks me up when fans bring up old scenes or quotes from past films and completely bumble them.
It was correct up until "thrown back into the mix together." He then said, "How can we have the slightest idea of what to expect?"
The first JP was incredible, terrorizing, brilliant , unified in its approach and all the characters coalesced around one incredible discovery . I will never in my lifetime forget the terror I felt for that little boy & girl as they were stuck in an overturned glass topped truck as T-Rex ‘played with his food ‘ .. the tension , the puddle of water as the pounding of T-Rex footsteps approached.. the look on the kids faces as the sound got closer .. then when t-Rex puts his jaws through the roof (the screaming )and the kids kick their feet up to stop him from tearing their tiny bodies into bite size pieces .. That was raw, reality based terror ! I was that kid , I felt I was in that truck ! That’s brilliant art! That’s filmmaking excellence
Amen!!!!
Yes. You described it perfectly. The classic movies usually are the best. Kinda makes me wonder how they'll do movies 30 years from now. And that it won't be any better
There is such a build-up to that moment. Not much really happens up until that point, but the movie is captivating in its delivery, and you see all the little things, and you know, it is going to add up to one insane moment. That movie is a masterpiece. It's like Marvel and how they built up Infinity War and Endgame. These new Jurassic Park movies didn't build up anything. There's nothing, no payoff. THey are just trying to coast on the success of the first one. But they are so devoid of what made the first one good. It wasn't just "dinosaurs attack".
I watched Dan Murrell's review as well, and he said it best. The people making Jurassic Park need to go back and study how to make a solid movie about Dinosaurs and humans interacting/survival
Spielberg at his finest
No, it wasn’t. Spielberg was hackneyed director by that point, copying his greatest hits. The first JP was very overrated, and your childhood nostalgia is why you think it’s a great movie.
There’s no way this could be worse than the second World film. No way.
It...it sadly is 😞😞😞😞😞😞
@@aumsharma8783 impossible
And all of them are co-written by Trevorrow. How come he fucked up his own trilogy I don't understand
@@consciousgentile5141 They just kind of smashed everything together, the exploited audience on the basis of nostalgia for money
The first World film was bad enough to ensure I’d never see anything that came after.
2019: colin trevorrow should have direct Star Wars episode 9,his script was great,would have been a great movie that honors Star Wars
2022: Never mind
Lol
I mean it's completely different franchise. Maybe he could make a good Star Wars movie since his idea seemed to be pretty intriguing and seemed better than The Rise of Skywalker's plot but being terrible in making a Jurassic movie
@@K0m30ng I have zero faith in this garbage director. Rise of Skywalker wasn't the best, Duel of the Fates would have been a tire fire.
@@BabysitterSky but honestly hearing his ideas for Episode XI, it seemed to be a lot better than what The Rise of Skywalker had to offer. Atleast his original plan was not to bring Palpatine back
@@K0m30ng Yeah and what I heard for the pitch of this movie sounded super cool too. That's not what we got.
The MASSIVE problem I had while watching the movie is I kept thinking about the trailer scene where all the characters were together when they saw that bigger T-Rex thing. So the entire time I kept thinking, ok all these characters are going to survive their situations cause that scene hasn’t happened yet. I didn’t have any fear for the characters lives almost the whole movie 🤷🏾
That's not the movies fault, that's the studios fault. I stayed away from all trailers and I was convinced in several scenes a key character would die
@@nighthawk7x203 I was very careful with how I worded my comment because I know the internet, will internet. I wasn’t blaming the movie 🙃
I think that was my problem with the whole film. The original jurassic park felt more real because so many characters died or were hurt. Samuel Jackson, Dennis, the lawyer, the hunter. Dr Malcolm was bruised up, ellie limped away, the kids were covered in bruises. In this movie no one had a scratch on them!!
@@leroygallegos5839 sections of this movie felt like a current Fast & Furious movies meets Indiana Jones with dinosaurs.
This is why I stopped watching trailers. They show entirely too much.
I get the message that they were trying to give at the end, but I don't feel like dinosaurs could ever coexist with our world. All it takes is for a T-Rex or tridactyl to go after someone, and it's just a recipe for continued chaos.
Yeah the government would’ve caught all them in like a month and threw them in captivity
The Herbivores alone would destroy the already low amount of trees, grass, etc that world already has.
The Locusts problem wasn't needed. And killing them didn't solve a thing.
1) they already do. Look outside, birds are dinosaurs. 2) Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.
@@TheDAWinz birds arent 30 feet tall
The funniest part was giving Beta back to Blue and the wishing them well into the forest. Good luck camping out now, Boy Scouts! You might be ambushed by a 7 ft tall velociraptor and her kids!
Modern movies are afraid to be scary. In the original, the raptors were terrifying like the Predator: intelligent enough to not just hunt you, but outsmart you. The T-Rex felt like an unstoppable force of nature: if you got close, you'd get swept up and that was it.
None of the World movies have every been, at any point, even remotely scary.
have you seen crimes of the future or men? are you going to see the black phone?
Disagreed
@@darkshat3077 That's ok, you're allowed to be wrong :)
@@3vrLol I never said you were wrong. I said I disagreed. Maybe get your head out of your ass. Don’t know why you had to be scummy about it
Today I'm NEVER afraid of the aliens, monsters, dinosaurs, etc. Both because they look fake as shit and Hollywood has no balls to kill significant characters.
The best part was the part where Chris Pratt jumped on a motorcycle and from an indescript part of a city that he's never been in before, somehow made precisely to the exact airfield that Claire was at while evading Raptors and cutting through every alley in town.
He just somehow knew exactly where Claire was... based on absolutely nothing. He just knew... because.... movie that's why
My favorite part was where we actual see the dilos return for real and not in some stupid hologram form like in Jurassic World. It was super epic. Dilos are the most frightening for sure especially when I played Jurassic Park the game where it takes us back to the location where Denis Nedrys death from a Dilo occurred in the first movie.
And for Chris Pratt to just choke one out with one hand
The first JP movie, even if only in still images with no sound, is still gorgeous and thrilling. It was a visual masterpiece, carried by perfect pace, humor, tension and most importantly fear of the unknown. A horror sci-fi perfectly stitched in with clever writing and directing.
This is all lost, so with it, the entire franchise.
There's only so much they can do with the subject matter thought to be fair, the sequels are never going to be the same levels as the original due to in part knowing what is going to happen and not having the same freshness, I think they have done pretty well to keep it as good a quality as it is, yes there are questionable aspects but there still pretty good films to shut your brain off to an watch some action
I've said it before and I'll say it again, but the Jurassic Park/World franchise would work far better for video games from this point forward. Video games have surpassed the movie & TV industries in terms of popularity and monetary value anyway.
There's so much they could do in the realm of gaming: a classic survival horror akin to Dino Crisis, an open world game, more park builders, the return of Warpath as a fighting game, an FPs shooter akin to the arcade games, a traditional hunting game akin to Call of The Wild, a safari game where you go around researching and photographing dinosaurs, a pet collector & battle simulator for PC and consoles, a creature sim where you actually play and survive as the dinosaurs themselves like that of The Isle, and more.
Yes, the franchise no longer has a future in TV in movies - there isn't much they could left they can do story-wise anyway- but it could have a very promising future for itself in the form of games.... Too bad upper management at Universal is idiotic.
Back when it was new it was hard to tell the CGI reptiles were imposed into the scenes. Today, you can quickly visually tell the imposed layers because the edges look too sharp. Still, it is a very well-made film.
@@alexs29 This. Even though Jurassic Park 3 was a mess, it had some pretty dope games that explored a wide variety of genres. They could easily do a ton of different genres if they actually gave a crap about the franchise
Dominion’s ending is actually a very fitting way to conclude the franchise when you think about it. It shows that even before his passing, Hammond was still very optimistic about the idea of dinosaurs being brought back to a modern earth and humans coexisting with them in a brighter future, and now that dream of his came true.
They took out a lot of human and dino interaction scenes. I feel like if the prologue and battle at big rock were kept in the film would've been better
Both of those were way better than the actual movie sadly... Made me have expectations that were not met.
Where can we see those 2 scenes?
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Yeh i was a bit disappointed when the trex didnt break into the movie theater
I liked the scene where Chris and Jared said, in unison, "time to morb this park." and then proceeded to completely morb the T-rex. It was the most scene, in cinematic history.
Best scene in the entire franchise
That scene was great, but when Dr Grant when full Morb and bit the head off that baby raptor? Brilliant
You're trying too hard
@@cloudnein8114 should I try morb harder?
The morbing was the most scene.
You should morb yourself.
Bringing back Dodgson when literally all people remember about him is that nobody cares about him, is pretty telling.
Who is Dodgson?
@@hellfish2309 He's the guy in the background of that Jurassic Park Meme. 🦕
@@HeyJay2000 aahh I’ve never witness meta on this level before “nobody cares!”
But thank you ☺️
LOL, you can actually use that scene as a meme for this movie without changing *a word*
He’s huge in the books
I like the part where Tim Apple loves the environment so much that he decided to construct a dinosaur park with leftover airpods, dongles, and charging bricks and live beside nature
I think people just expected more of the dinos in the real world and it ended up being that most of them were in a sanctuary outside of the black market dinos and a few that didn't cause many problems in the real world.
literally my thoughts exactly! I was looking forward to seeing the crossover of dinos in the real world. The second movie teased it in the trailer and it was only a scene at the end which was disappointing so THIS was supposed to be the movie where we actually see more of that but nope!
Most of them were not in the sanctuary. They were just concentrated there and a disproportionate amount of dangerous dinos and pure dinos were in the facilities.
Note: I have yet to see this movie, but this is my understanding of the situation around production
It’s facing the same issue as the Star Wars sequels did, but exacerbated. The first movie in the trilogy has an idea (the idea being almost the same thing as the original movie) and it does it pretty well. Then issues come around with production and where they want the series to go, leading to issues behind the scenes. Too many cooks in the kitchen, so to say. It sucks, because there is absolutely still potential in the IP, it’s just not being realized when it comes to the films
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Jurassic World, SW: TFA, and Terminator Genisis were all retreads of the original movies in their franchises. And they all basically came out right around the same time. JW was the only of the three that I liked.
@@jimthar17 I think Jurassic World is the second best Jurassic film, it works as a really good follow up to the themes of the original and has some excellent action. The next two films can get in the bin.
I’m glad people caught onto that in this movie. It’s understandable that the theaters are crowded over it. Everyone’s still kinda in the phase that we just got back from COVID so we gotta find any excuse to have fun even if it’s watching this overhyped project.
I genuinely fear people coming out of this movie saying it was good. It’s just dinosaurs always being inches from killing a main character every few minutes but not succeeding. It’s cringe. Too much plot armor is my main complaint.
The sequels still SUCK as a trilogy. Not having anything for connective tissue.
One thing I did appreciate a lot was the inclusion of feathered dinos. Which is how many of the famous dinosaurs would've been like, according to experts
Esp the swimming feathered dino with the agility of a mako shark.
All speculation and no proof. Just like all of modern science theorists including Darwin!
@@nrg16108 There is proof, look it up, many fossils showed proto feathers, birds are considered survived evolved theropod dinosaurs.
@@nrg16108 Fossils of dinosaurs preserving impressions of LITERAL FEATHERS have been found. That certainly blows your stupid comment away.
Oh, and evolution is an absolute fact of population genetics, important to understand ecological dynamics, it’s easy to see when you study biology. Darwin was right.
Many of them definitely had feathers, so it was a huge thing to finally see a JP movie with feathered dinosaurs, I love that they did that 🦖
In the theaters when my the villain guy started his little meltdown and said “god damnit Jeffery” my friend yelled “LETS GO JEFFERY”. Absolute best part of the film. 10/10 as a comedy and 5/10 as a movie
The best part of this movie was when Morbius chased after Owen shouting “it’s morbin time!”, truly a beautiful scene.
Get out! ;D
Stay
I completely forgot that the main character's name is Owen.
After all this trilogy.
Seems like no one told you that the meme's already dead. Sad.
@@magnolia549 Seems like no one faxed you boomers the memo. Sad.
This surely is one of the movies I've ever seen. Wow
I made the theater room laugh when I pointed out the steel high heels outrunning the T-Rex in Jurassic World 1 and walked out to go smoke a cigarette.
The first movie was a classic that had a perfect balance of wonder and terror and did more with its concept by exploring the implications and possibilities in a professional way, I.e. the lunch scene. Now it's spectacle more so than substance when Spielberg knew the importance of both.
A Fast and Furious movie with shitty CG dinosaurs and next to no use of John Williams' theme is how I'd hoped the Jurassic Park movies would turn out.
I think the best path forward for the franchise, if (when) it continues, is to lean more into its horror roots. I would love Jurassic Park to get an R rated, as accurate-to-the-book film as possible, maybe split into two parts.
These newer movies had their moments but they're just not as scary as they used to be. I think if they want a fresh direction in the future they should go full horror. Adapting the book accurately would be fresh.
I would love to see the book troodons adapted into live action
Books? Jurrasic Park had books?
I don't know that an R rating would do much for the horror aspects of the Jurassic series. I'm typical a defender of getting things more mature ratings when necessary, but don't follow your logic here.
Or maybe create a new, unrelated dinosaur movie
Idk about that. The first movie and sequel was decently accurate anyway
"But essentially Jurassic World: Dominion feels like two movies fused into one."
Oh god....not again. I thought we learned from Rise of Skywalker.
I actually like rise of Skywalker.
Nothing wrong with liking it but you can't tell me that movie wasn't trying to edit two movies into one. It does have some good moments stuff though.
Rise of Skywalker wasn't two movies fused into one.
It was basically a reboot that felt like it was barely connected to last jedi.
And yes last Jedi was also bad and threw away some interesting things from tfa but I think ultimately rise of Skywalker still should have been more of a sequel to last jedi. Instead of a reboot it felt like.
Rise of Skywalker remains though one of the most disappointing finales ever along with Game Of Thrones.
The idea of dinosaurs escaping out into the world and cohabitating with humans is interesting. The issue is that they needed better written characters, less comedy, more horror scenes and less action and more suspense. A completely different movie.
You have no idea how hyped I got when you said “yeahh fuck it punch” 😭😭 almost like I was watching a show or something 🤣😭 bring back the punch my guy 🙌🏼
The movie felt like it was more about the locusts instead of the Dinos... Trailers gave one such a huge expectation and excitement, however sadly its underwhelming with an all star cast.
"I never knew if they were gonna kill the lead....So there's that."
I'd contrast this movie to a movie like _Everest._ With _Everest_ unless you knew about the 96 disaster, you'd never know who would live. And even then if you do know, there's still natural tension there-conflicting personalities, too many people on the mountain it just writes itself. It's an ensemble cast, but some of those big name actors do die because you are climbing up to the cruising altitude of a SEVEN FORTY SEVEN we should not BE up there. So there's tension just innately there, it's never forced it's just you vs a big fck off mountain, and the mountain WILL have the last say. In a movie like this it's just the main vs CGI dinosaurs that you know aren't there. So there goes tension...also.....It's Chris Pratt no way they'd kill him off.
I walked out of that movie *so* disappointed.
@@SumDumGy not Everest? I loved it. The cinematography and score in particular were incredible.
@@TheRibottoStudios Everest, yes. I do not recall the cinematography or score at all. The only thing that stuck with me was the characters and how they had me shaking my head in frustration the entirety of the film. The rest of it is a blank state to me at this point.
The best lead actor kill off-movie is the movie called Poseidon back in 2006 starring Kurt Russell. The way it happens scared the crap outta me lol
@@SumDumGy I think that was the point. They made all the wrong choices that day which lead to 8 people dying. But you should give it a rewatch one of my favorite scores of all time is from this film "Somebody Loves Us" when they're all looking at the mountain at night....it's almost otherworldly. Fitting for something like the roof the world.
As long as Chris Pratt isn’t hurting anyone, who cares what his religion is? Why should that affect the roles he plays? I’m all for standing up for what’s right but c’mon people, out of all of the scumbags in Hollywood why is it CHRIS PRATT who everyone wants to cancel?
Great video as always, Jeremy! Much love from Tennessee!
A lot of people who dislike Chris Pratt are extremely obsessed with the guy.
It's cause wokeism is a new developing religion that lacks the self-awareness that it is one.
But it still does the same age-old tactics of trying to defame other religions to prop itself up.
For people who don't like religion they sure do act like they are in one.
Did they reduce his role in Dominion or something?
@@nsa_channel no, not at all, I’m saying that there are people who won’t watch any movies with Chris Pratt in it now or they just hate on him for no reason.
@@nsa_channel no, not at all, I’m saying that there are people who won’t watch any movies with Chris Pratt in it now or they just hate on him for no reason.
Everything in this movie is nostalgia scene and jurassic park character cameo.
From the t-rex trying to eat them to recreate the waterfall scene.
The car tipping over, for the bus cliff scene.
To the t-rex fighting a new dinosaur,
Dr.Morbius Cameo at the end was breathtaking 😶 truly one of the scenes of this year 🥹
I haven't seen the movie, but I like the concept of there just being dinosaurs all over the place in the contemporary world, and how people would deal with/exploit that circumstance. Don't know if the movie delves into that very much. Kind of a different genre from the original disaster movie concept.
The gigantasaurus gets killed by the the t rex at the end the movie is mid
They are not focusing on this at all! Which is why I was very dissapointed...in the end it's just saving the girl and fighting or escaping from dinosaurs.
Only at the beginning they showed about 10min of the dinosaurs co-existing with the humans.
How would they deal with them? Simple. They would shoot them. That is why it’s not an interesting concept.
The first third of the film explores that idea very well, it's just such a shame that the plot just completely shifts later on.
You don’t see any dinosaurs in urban areas like NYC or subdivisions (as teased at the end of Fallen Kingdom). It is totally explained away by “it’s been four years, and most of the dinosaurs have been captured by BioSyn and the ones that remain avoid human areas.” It is so lame… the film is a heist movie. Very Fast and Furious. The original cast spends their time breaking into a BioSyn lab to collect a LOCUST sample (not even dinosaur related), Jeff Goldblum is really only in the movie for the final act, and Chris Pratt and co are trying to rescue the girl from the last movie from BioSyn… dinosaurs just happen to be there, but after they leave Malta the movie might as well have taken place on Isla Nublar, because it was so isolated from the rest of the world for the rest of the film 🙄
This movie was a travesty that should never have happened...
My first instinct when a new movie comes out is "gotta see what Jeremy thinks of it".
Personally liked Jurassic Park III a lot more than the lost word. It brought back the "disaster" part that Jeremy mentioned, of the crew being stranded on the island. Kept the plot simple and enough tension to keep watching. Idk Liked it more than other movies, The first one still remains OG
JP3 is my third favourite Jurassic Park movie behind JP 1 (obviously) and Jurassic World (which was at least very competent as a standalone movie, even if it kicked off a terrible trilogy). In hindsight, I respect its commitment to being a rather basic summer action blockbuster; bring Sam Neill back, give them a plot to rescue a kid, crash a plane full of forgettable mercenary redshirts and boom, you have a movie. No weird environmental subplots like in Lost World, or shoehorned in city scenes like Lost World (and Fallen Kingdom, tbh) - in my opinion a Jurassic movie stops being a Jurassic movie the second you see the dinosaurs in civilization. The park works because it's man's attempt to make a foothold in nature. The concept doesn't work the other way around, with nature trying to have a foothold in the city.
@@geneparmesan8748 I agree my top 3 are Jp JpIII JW
I agree. I thought The Lost World was terrible. Julianne Moore was so miscast.
Thank God there's someone besides me who loves JP3
@@mrpotato2410 “ALAN!” - Dream raptor
The First JP movie is a classic. There was no way any sequel could and will ever be better or come close
I loved the 2nd jurassic park !!
Im just kinda sad that most people justify schlock nowadays because, "The originals were kinda cheesy, this one is no different." Instead of saying yeah we realized the previous was shlock and the writers/directors know that too so it should be improved upon. With people trying to emulate campy it comes off as insanely cheap and...well cheesy. Look at Sharknado and it's sequel. The original Sharknado was an actual dumb campy movie and the sequel tried too hard to artificially match the original. It just doesn't work.
In no way the first movie was cheesy. Atleast the characters in that movie were all smart. The debate table scene was pretty intriguing, it shows how terrific the writing was in that movie
The first Jurassic park movie wasn't cheesy tho.. it was a well made smartly written movie with banger effects.. it still holds up in terms of story telling, effects and characters..
According to the internet, anything that isn’t a somber A24 film is “cheesy”.
@@K0m30ng meant in compared to the second/third. The first is a suspenseful and well written film for sure.
No one is defending this crap, it's getting dunked on everywhere.
And all the Sharknados sucked.
Being a fan of this or any movie franchise makes a lot of difference when it comes to give an opinion...not to mention been there when the first JP movie came out in 93. In my case it is very difficult to make an honest review. I know it wasn't the best JP movie ever but I had a blast, so if you are a fan like me by all means go watch it and celebrate it. My respects for Jeremy, I always come here after coming back from the theater, and he's doing a very good job.
AGREED! I enjoyed it and loved the entire JP movies as well. I’m glad they tied up all the loose ends and the dinosaurs finally have a world of their own.
same. nothing will be as great as the original. but I liked this, I had a good time, and I'm down to see more of just seeing a world where dinosaurs live in it now, and every ramification of it
Too much nostalgia. How did you like this recent one?
I enjoyed Dominion. Does good with most characters, has genuinely tense moments, gives the original cast some great scenes to work with, and handles an age of Dinosaurs and humanity coexisting quite well. Dominion ends things off nicely after the disappointment Fallen Kingdom was. I give it a 7/10.
Can’t beat the classics, but much like Star Wars you can never truly reach that high pedestal they leave behind for so many growing up.
I can't believe this..
I had high hopes and set my expectations high for THIS movie.
The moment i walked out of theater from Fallen Kingdom, my expectations for this movie plummeted.. this is just a confirmation of what I realised back then..because I knew what they were going to do.. and after hearing what Jeremy said, it sounds much more stupid and nonsensical than I thought it would be.. i thought they gonna make the dinosaurs the point of the movie not this kidnapping bullshit..
Anyhow, always fun to see Alan, Ian and Ellie back together.. so when they are on screen, at least that will be enjoyable.. unless they kill them off which will piss me off even more
Eh I can't believe Colin Trevorrow who co-wrote the entire new Trilogy and seemed to have a road map for where the story would go had fucked up his own trilogy
My favorite part was when the dinosaur looked directly at the camera and yelled: "Its morbin time"
Why? It looked awful, the previous one was absolutely awful, there was no reason to expect a good movie here.
Came here for HONEST review with spot on observation and a bit of good humour, and - as ALWAYS - Jeremy just DELIVERS on all fronts...
how can you tell he was was being honest?
Yes
What do you mean by "honest" and why are you assuming that this review was but some others were not?
As always!! Jeremy is one of the best critics on here been watching him for over 10 years since I was in high school
Agreed. Now I'm probably just gonna see top gun again
Nah I disagree with you on this one Jeremy. The second movie of this trilogy was the worst, utter dogshit. This one is actually more entertaining since you get to see dinosaurs fucking shit up in the human dominated world. I can't even remember what the second movie was about, just that a volcano exploded and the discount indominus Rex.
Yeah, Fallen Kingdom is the WORST Jurassic Park movie in the franchise. I at least had fun with Dominion, and it was great seeing Alan, Ellie, and Ian again.
Jurassic Park was based on Michael Crichton's book,had a great cast, a great script and had the directorial flair of an A list director in his prime.
Everything after that possibly besides The Lost World is just studio executives chasing money.
The Jurassic World trilogy is a particularly cynical cash grab given how it relies on nostalgia for a far better film.
Thought it was awful. Had 2 or 3 scenes that were decent, but for the rest a completely wasted oppotunity to end this franchise in an amazing way. This was no end at all, it didn't conclude anything.
Didn't onclude? Fuck the conclusion, it didn't even have a story! No message, no theme, no lesson, no purpose. I don't even know if this qualifies as a movie, it was basically a slideshow of things that happened
They either needed to make a good movie or a fun action movie with dinosaurs and explosions.
The inability to do either is honestly baffling.
It’s impressive tbh
The writers failed to learn what Cruise and Co. learned making Top Gun Maverick. Yes, we like action, but more importantly we NEED good characters and an strong emotional investment. You can't make Top Gun Maverick all flight scenes with none of the heart, just like you can't make JP with all dinosaurs and no heart. People expect more now.
Good point. It was never originally all about making cool dinosaur sequences, it was asking bigger questions. A family's struggle to survive extreniuos circumstances in the first one.
I guess they're looking at dollar signs now since this is a massive money making machines for Universal. The thing is, audiences nowadays expected some sort of mindless dinosaurs action entertainment instead of a good story. Jurassic World movies is basically you watch it by just turning your brain off, that's why the writing felt so disposable. Filmmakers thinking like "who cares about story, let's just give the audience some mindless action scenes that would make them not care about a cohesive story" atleast that's my perspective towards blockbusters nowadays
when the budget for the actors leaves nothing left for writing a script
Accurate sadly
The problem is they let _The Book of Henry_ guy handle the writing duties for a 3rd time in a row. It was never going to be good with him.
Jeremy, I'm glad you put your finger on it with your "it's a kidnapping movie after something catastrophic happened" comment. I didn't really pick up on that.
For me, my main gripe was there is SUCH A GREAT PREMISE in the fact that they're are dinosaurs living in our world. The end scene in Fallen Kingdom is an absolute masterpiece in itself but the movie NEVER EXPANDS ON IT 😭
The ecosystem would be fundamentally broken and humans would inevitably have to kill off the dinosaurs (or live underground or in the air or something). But instead the plot focuses on 2 things that are inconsequential and were just drivers to get the band back together (locusts anddddd a kidnapping). Both I didnt think were necessary to bring the old and the new cast together (total collapse of our ecosystem and reworking of the food chain should do that anyway).
I've never been so disappointed in a movie squandering such a great concept before. It was all tee'd up, and you struck out 3 times 😭😭😭
The first Jurassic World was at least a fun enjoyable romp with good action and characters. The other two are just jumbled messes with barely any consistency nor tension.
I haven’t seen the third one. But I agree with your take on the second one.
I enjoyed the first jurassic world , even though it felt more like a comedy than an action flick. Didn't think fallen kingdom & dominion would exist , but then i realized "ah , they're trying to make a trilogy."
It's actually a bit better than what I thought.... it's not bad.
To be honest... I'm amazed they even managed to limp Jurassic World all the way into a Trilogy
Where there’s money, there’s a will, there’s a way.
Once they started talking about giant killer locusts instead of dinosaurs I knew this movie was gonna be bad.
I might watch if it comes to Amazon prime and it randomly starts playing when I am too lazy to find the remote. Zero interest. Thanks Jeremy. You saved 3 hours of my life.
I've literally been up all night waiting for this review. Fyi I live in California. Jeremy is hands down the best reviewer on TH-cam
I’d like to train Jeremy for 6 weeks. At the end he would have to fight stuckman to the death, and easily come out the victor. Stuckman is a pretentious butt hole
Don't know, man... I like him a lot but for me the best movie reviewer is Chris Stuckmann
Dan Murrell !
@@elisamuelpedraza8228 Stuckmann used to be my 2nd favorite reviewer. I would watch his new videos all the time and of course his Hilariocity reviews are legendary but I'm not gonna lie after Chris said he would no longer do movie reviews going forward because he no longer views himself as a "film critic" but rather he is now In "film appreciation" meaning he will no longer review movies he doesn't like. All that because he is now Directing a film and wants to be a Director going forward which I'm fine with but if he isn't going to give me his honest opinion of a movie why would I watch his newer videos when I Know it's going to be a positive score. At least Jeremy gives his honest opinion even if people don't always agree with his rating. I'll still go back and watch Chris Stuckmanns' old reviews before 2020 when he was a critic
@@heatheraggus7501 I have never heard of him
The film was dragging on but the moment the old gang finally met up with Owen and Claire I was engaged until the end
My favorite part was when the T Rex ate the firebug, no problem, then 2 minutes later, he eats another firebug, and it explodes in its mouth like it was made of gasoline.
Giganotosaurus not T. Rex.
Saw the movie as a double feature with Jurassic Park. Seeing the original on the big screen was a blast and reminded me why the first movie is my all time favorite. Heck I even love Lost World which is controversial.
I am honestly surprised how much I liked Dominion. Cool selection of dinos and seeing the dilophosaurs again was great. The Giga’s death felt anticlimactic and the original Lockewood woman felt awkward especially when you had someone like Wu, who was set up as borderline egotistical doctor saying this unknown character was the best scientist ever, felt weird. With all that said I loved the new movie and was thoroughly pleased with how well they used the original characters.
I hated Dominion. The story and acting was atrocious.
@@skoolynugenator1802 and that is perfectly fine. I like that we can disagree and appreciate the reply.
@@skoolynugenator1802 The acting?
Might be worth warning of spoilers, before you say a spoiler. Even though I could have guessed the giga will die, its still courtesy as its a non-spoiler review your commenting on
I enjoyed it too ^^
Remember, this a point of view of another person and not your own. Just because he disliked it doesn’t mean you should to. Go see it yourself and experience it. I loved it and would definitely watch it again.
Finally, someone who doesn’t scream out their opinions onto other people and go on a witch hunt if they don’t agree
People's egos lead them to believe there own opinion as fact. Films like other artistic expressions are all kinda subjective, one person's trash is another's treasure
@@blupyro3098 True that. I like seeing the reviews of several people just to have an idea of what people think but their views will never represent mine.
Oh yeah totally. Was it the best movie ever....no, far from it actually but it was a great ride nonetheless. Seeing the OG crew back was fun
I enjoyed it. I don't care how terrible JP movies are its freaking dinosaurs and I love it.
Couldn't even finish the first one of this series. Never watched a film where I genuinely wanted every single character to be killed off like that. And this series has gradually got WORSE?!
The franchise went from thought-provoking science fiction genius with a fair share of action, to generic action movies with CGI dinosaurs…
Maybe in the next JP movie they’ll bring back real dinosaurs so you don’t have to watch them be in CGI
@@dariantillman7050 Ya, animatronics.
I was getting a Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs vibe a few times! The Lewis guy was Chester V and hoarding all the great minds into his organization, and Lewis even had his own "power bar" or whatever he called it. Same as Chester V's Food Bar 8.0. And the fact you once had a young brilliant scientist in Charlotte "Lockwood" similar to Flint Lockwood. And Lewis wanted Charlotte's invention (her daughter and Beta) for his own nefarious plan, just like Chester V and Flint food machine. Just thought it was assuming...
"Camp Cretaceous" Netflix series in the same Jurrasic world universe is way better than the movies.
That is sad honestly. Considering that series is meant to be based on the film itself.
I've always loved the first two Jurassic Park movies, despite what anyone says about the second. I've always been okay with the third movie and enjoyed the few moments it had, but these Jurassic World movies... not cared one bit. The first one never should have made as much as it did but it got the ball rolling and they've been chasing that success since.
As a fan that has the iconic JP raptor on his back, I feel this. I saw the second one with negative expectations and I had enjoyed a few key shots/scenes. But I knew the movie was not good and didn't deserve a second watch. The first JW I saw twice (once on my own and second time with a friend) and I regret that decision... all of the flaws and bad editing and dialogue stuck out like soar thumbs.... I haven't watched the last one yet.... exactly because of what @Jahns said out loud
This entire sequel trilogy is living off the name of the first movie. If not for the name, the first Jurassic World movie would have pulled in average numbers and been as well remembered as that Island movie with The Rock and nobody would have made or missed a sequel.
I saw it and I thought it was ok as the 3rd movie in this trilogy and thought it was ok and great review as always Jeremy
Possible Spoiler
I wanted to see the "Jurassic World", humanity in constant danger from a dinosaur attack and the first thing the movie tells me is that the dinos already had been captured between films.
I wanted the dinosaurs to eat as many humans as they came across and anyone would beat them running and I think of the 3 or 4 deaths some occur off camera.
I couldn't care less about the subplot to bring the original characters back, and in fact it has nothing to do with them or dinosaurs or anything.
There are a lot of new dinosaurs yes, but they appear for 2 seconds. The movie continues with "this is the good dino, this is the bad dino".
Every 2 seconds the movie introduces a new character whose name is not even known, too many people and they are not even to be eaten.
Anyway, I think the film has one or two good shots and the scenes in Malta. The rest forgettable.
You're just posting the same comment on every review video aren't you?
@@ivotenotocensorship5247 Nah, just these two.
Consider yourself lucky they didn't lean into full on realism in regards to what would actually have happened to dinos once they were set loose. They would've been gunned down and set on grills before having a chance to leave California
*The Jurassic World films have made me appreciate The Lost World: Jurassic Park even more ~*
I love The Lost World. It's underrated, and still the best sequel.
The Lost World was really damn good tho, the human characters were very well done and not insufferable at the very least
If there is one positive thing new garbage movies do, is that it makes me appreciate the past content all the more so.
And Even JP 3
@@ayankhanayankhan2012 *Exactly!*
I enjoyed this one. I prepared myself for the worst after hearing bad reviews, and lo and behold, I had fun. Wasn’t bored for a moment. Sure, some stuff is less than realistic but good outweighted the bad for me. I liked how many scenes from JP1 they changed some and reused. Sweet sweet nostalgia.
You must of done drugs while watching. This could’ve been amazing with the dinosaurs in the real world and the millions of things happens w that but they destroyed it with the dumbest plot. You obviously don’t care about plot if you like it.
It wasn’t a masterpiece but I would argue it used the original JP cast better than the Starwars Sequel trilogy!
@@notjeffgoldblum8294 That is a true statement! Seeing all three of them together brought a tear to my eye. We never got that with the new Star Wars films. It's the best of the new trilogy, no contest.
Terrible
@@jakemf1 Uh huh. Whatever you say buddy. Maybe explain in detail why it is so bad instead of just saying one word. You have no power here sir.
It's bad... Really bad.... I can't believe the original cast agreed to doing this.
The biggest issues I had was nothing really happened, by that I meant there was barley a skeleton of a plot. It’s was literally “event leads to event” and that was it. They focused so much on nostalgia that nothing else really seemed to matter in any way. Even in the “climax” of the movie, The characters are in no danger as a pointless dinosaur fight happens. Seriously, they say “this isn’t about us” as the two apes predators square up. There is no tension whatsoever. I’ve been watching this series for nearly 20 years and it was a foundation of my childhood and life in general, and I’m really sad to see it fizzle out like this. There was more I can get into, but that would both take a while and start to get into some of the more gritty stuff such as paleo problems and nit picky issues with the plot. Though I will say the practical effects looked good. All in all, though I want to give it a 5/10, but after taking off the nostalgia glasses I’d give it a 3.5/10
So many illogical moments too. Eg. she was able to outrun that Malta raptor in some moments yet they can keep up with a motorbike. The friend that was trapped in that cage after he ran, had a gun and didn’t use it on the raptor but used it on the locked part of the cage. I LOL’d in the cinema when Boss Dino got impaled by Freddy Krueger Dino, so they and T-Rex had there “success roar” moment.
It felt like it was fan fiction written by a 10 year-old who just watched the movies and wondered what it would be like if dinosaurs got out. They mashed like 3 plots into one as well and none of them carried any weight. This wasn't just a bad Jurassic movie, this was a genuinely bad movie that I could tell was going to be bad in the first 5 minutes. It sucks too because like you, I'm in love with the movies and even liked Fallen Kingdom somewhat. It's like they tried to make it so that only stupid people would enjoy it with the characters saying each others' full names out loud to each other constantly so the dumb audience wouldn't forget who they were.
Thank you for your honest review! I was planning to go see it on Sunday, but I don't want to waste money at the theatre for a 3.5/10 movie. It seems like this is the worst one of all of them.
@@j.c.denton2060 so many words about basically nothing dude. opinion rejected, do better
@@j.c.denton2060 the fact that you said you somewhat liked Fallen Kingdom better is where the opinion can be discarded immediately. the plot and idea in this movie was definitely better than whatever was in the Fallen Kingdom with its cartoonish one-dimensional characters
This should have been called "Jurassic World: Just Hold up one Hand at them"
Oh well, I wasn’t expecting it to be great, but hopefully it’ll be decent for me.
I’ve seen it 4hrs ago, it’s just okay. CGI looks cheap a few times
Jeremy I've been watching your reviews for years! You give an honest review of your opinions and it's greatly appreciated! Looking forward to more!
Dominion was not a bad movie at all!!! Its not the worst movie in the Franchise and it wasn't the worst movie of 2022! Could it have been better? Yes, but it wasn't bad! I saw it in theaters three times and enjoyed it each time!
What I found most painful were all of the nods to the original movie, it totally destroyed the immersion. The dialogue and score were incredibly bland and weak too. We don’t need to see so many cheesy moments that play on nostalgia, it needs to stop, we don’t need reminding of it, we need something new and fresh for our beloved characters. They glossed over romance and that was a huge miss for me, I’d have loved to see more back and forth between Alan and Ellie, and see a bit more heart in the film overall. The pilot chick was cheese overload, perfect hair throughout and one liners, such a bad ass yet I still don’t fully understand why she would be so invested given her morally shady background. This whole movie reminded me of the recent Matrix reboot, forgettable and full of nostalgic trips. The chase scene in Malta with the raptors was the highlight for me, however the raptors moved at speeds that just defied any realism or gravity. Oh and Ian’s line when he is fired “oh but it was such a cushy job” was top shelf.
Oh yeah. I rolled my eyes when they kept showing the can of barbosol. It had nothing to do with the plot, was never mentioned but it gets like 5 solid minutes of screen time near the end of the movie
Ok get out of my mind because this is exactly what I was thinking!
I was sitting in the theater thinking "ENOUGH! I don't want or need anymore memeber berries!"
I would have loved more of Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler falling back in love, but I'm ok with what we got.
"The Lost World" is criminally underrated, and is leagues better than all other sequels in this franchise.
For me, the movie quality is from best to worst:
1. "Jurassic Park"
2. "The Lost World"
3. "Jurassic World"
These are the three best for me. The rest are just bland, wasted potential.
Agreed
After watching Dumbinion, I'd rather watch Jurassic Park 3. 😆
@@klass_1221 Agreed. JP3 is mostly pure fun Dino adventure on an island. It doesn't have all the convoluted mess like in Dom. I'd rather have a great time of 90 minutes fun with JP3 than being disappointed by Dom for 2+ hours.
Honestly it's not as bad as critics and TH-cam media are making it out to be. If you check out the audience score compared to the Critics tells you that the Critics are being overly harsh i think.The movie isn't the best but it's good enough for a good time at the theaters.
I watched it last night and I actually liked it. I wasn't expecting anything more than a fun B monster movie so I guess that made it more palatable. I also got to see the main characters from the first movie share the screen again which was a treat.
I love monster movies, so this will do. And I do not want to hear anymore negative stuff. I hope our OG dinosaurs get a lot of screen time especially knowing what kind of territory this film treads in.
I want to know if they do Blue, Beta, and Rexy justice.
@@genociderex93imperator84 things other than dinosaurs though.
@@arisucheddar3097 That does not answer my question at all.
@@arisucheddar3097 FYI, YOU ALL RUINED THIS MOVIE FOR ME ANYWAYS!
@@genociderex93imperator84 you're... serious? Fine. Other things that won't be pointed out by me but will by basically every other perplexed soul that reviews this movie get more screen time than dinosaurs.
Saw it yesterday in theatre, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Indominus Rex had a fair ending, and so did Indoraptor( I still would’ve chosen a big fight over how it went). But the way they did giganotosaurus was a heavy blow to my heart.
The biggest plot hole, hyperloop going 30mph and not in low pressure tube.
Harsh review, I really enjoyed it.
Till this day, I'm still wondering why the hell the characters in this Jurassic World trilogy made a park again after Jurassic Park became a disaster after the dinosaurs attack the entire park
Probably because Greedy, Corrupt and Corporate Companies wanted the money and noteriety
Jurassic Park failed due to Nedry's sabotage. Without it, the security systems were functioning quite well. Guess the newer management figured they could keep their employees in check.
Cause they milking the franchise
This could have worked if they didn't fuck up the original story. In the book the problem with the park isn't really the dinosaurs, it's that the park itself is an absolute mess and so little care was put in to making it safe.
If they'd done the first movie more in line with that tone you could reason that they'd build another because "This time it's actually safe!" but with Jurassic Park they made dinosaurs flat out seem like a bad idea.
the park uh finds a way ...
I'll admit this movie could have been a bit better but I honestly had a decent time with this film and I'm glad it was the only movie that watched in theaters in 2022
They shouldn't have promoted it as "the last of the series" because that took everyone's expectations straight into the stratosphere.
The movie itself wasn't bad, or even boring.
Most of us just expected way more.
I felt the same dissapointment with Avengers: Endgame.
A few good scenes aren't enough to wash away that gnawing hunger for more.
Idk why, but for some reason I was expecting this massive epic dinosaurs vs man vs dinosaur kind of movie with epic battles and shit.
I just think we've all been spoiled too much when it comes to movies these past 15 years. To the point where everything now feels ... Mediocre.
I swear endgame is not that good, it’s fine but a huge step down from infinity war
Yeah man Endgame sucked. Phenomenal first 3rd, fun but silly 2nd 3rd and utterly lacking, contrived, fan-service over any in universe logic, logical character arcs shot out of the window, the same 'bigger is better' mentality as usual and utter jumps in tonal consistency (like when 2014 Gamora kicks a tearful Quill in the balls a few times and laughs at him as a potential partner - which is tone deaf enough in itself - but does so during the final battle of the final movie of a 20 odd movie culmination and this is treated as funny and silly when it's just so damn out of place and ruins the stakes). Trash movie, Infinity War was 50 times better and, for me, unlike most who feel post Endgame Marvel sucks, I felt like that started in Endgame. My frustration at that movie was palatable in the cinema (you can imagine with that silly, stupid Hulk dabbing while eating an omelette scene in an already 3 hour movie at the expense of actually just seeing Bruce and Hulk come together). Truly, my disappointment was immeasurable. And my day was ruined.
It didn't feel like the end....more of a goodbye for now type thing
This. The main reason this film, and the previous entries in the saga are heavily criticised is because they don’t live up the expectations set by the original movie. If you look at these Jurassic movies without comparing them to the original, they’re not bad, in fact they are good. I liked fallen kingdom, and I liked dominion more. We as an audience need to stop raising the bar so high that we will inevitably be disappointed
@@miketrapper0464 Endgame is a 5/10 movie to me. I thought it was mediocre fan service.
The first Jurassic Park was my favorite movie as a child. Had me drawing dinos all the time, afterward. I've seen that movie more times than I could possible count.
The first Jurassic World movie looked like shit, but I gave it a shot. It was better than I expected, but not NEARLY good enough for me to watch the sequels.
I thought the first Jurassic World was amazing. The second one was forgettable, and I thought this one was a nice addition.
@@punkake3051 this one wrapped it up nicely I think
@@punkake3051 Thank You! I personally think World is the best of this trilogy, and one of the better films in the franchise, Fallen Kingdom just had too much wrong with it, but Dominion was at least enjoyable in some aspects, it didn't quite wrap it up as well as I had hoped, but it tried, I honestly don't get all the hate for it, but I also don't hate Jurassic Park 3 as much as everyone else, so maybe I'm just an outlier.
Dude. Idk if your just a cranky old man now or what but my theater and myself really enjoyed this film. In no way shape or form were dinosaurs "normalized" the two stories merged great together. This movie was fun and well acted it even got a round of applause at the end. I think the gap between regular movie goers and critics is widening even more.
No, it’s just that audiences are getting dumber and have no fucking clue what a good story is even more.
Movie is garbage dude
I feel like this last two years have taken a bit of Jeremy's shine. Reviewing these shit films doesn't help I'm sure.
Love your channel Bro!!!
I'm so phased out of this series that I spent a few minutes confused, thinking "Dominion" was the second one, and that Jeremy had gone back to review it before getting to the third one. I had to pause the video for the little graphic at 0:42 and squint to see that the second movie was apparently called Fallen Kingdom.
I also halfway thought we were on a fourth movie from all the dinosaur-centric advertising during the Olympics, but I guess that was for this one? Or a theme park? I don't know.
I had to check the upload date to make sure TH-cam didn’t recommend a 4 year old video to me. When he said Jurassic World Dominion I just immediately pictured the second movie and was SO confused
I saw the movie in 3D at a 4D experience showing. My thought was it would be so bad, it would be fun. Nope. The chair moving around was the only thing keeping me awake.
Jurassic Park and Terminator (Judgment day also) are fantastic movies that Hollywood should probably stop trying to resurrect.
yeah this was an incredibly huge let down as its seemingly the last entry to the jurassic world trilogy. Fallen Kingdom looked like a masterpiece compared to this clusterfuck of a movie, what saved Fallen Kingdom for me was the Indoraptor having some legit scary/badass moments while Dominion was just eh, the Atrociraptor chase scenes were pretty dope though but thats pretty much it. The Giganotosaurus was also pretty eh and they seriously couldv'r done so much more with the Therizinosaurus.
I liked that fallen kingdom tried to be a horror movie but they could’ve done a better job at being scary
I really love Fallen Kingdom tbh. It's my favorite
@@superxavxii421 in the hands of a horror movie director like say Sam Raimi or Wes Craven (RIP) or anyone from Blumhouse the movie would’ve been good
"Fallen Kingdom looked like a masterpiece compared to this clusterfuck of a movie" -- oof, and Fallen Kingdom was dogshit, too.
@@barrett8637 Dominion is written by the same guy who wrote Fallen Kingdom. No surprise that this is not gonna be good