@@tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690 As soon as face masks became a common thing to purchase, I went looking for a 'Spaceballs The Face Mask'. I knew I would find one. (I did, and my coworkers love it. :D)
@@jamesquinley Who is he? "It's an Asshole, sir!" I know that! What's his name? "That is his name, Sir! Asshole, Major Asshole!" And his cousin? "He's a Asshole too, Gunner-mate, 1st class Philip Asshole"
*Spoilers for the first Guardians of the Galaxy!* When I watched the first Guardians of the Galaxy with my friend, and Ronin got up, I turned to him and said “Well shit, there goes the planet.”
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland, going RIGHT past the altar, DOWN the ramp, and OUT the door! Loved that part
I'd say the best escape sequence to put this in would be the one in prime 2,the federations escape from the -death- -star- doomeye and fusion. I feel like prime 2 would be good because of all the neon lighting (also it's the only escape in the prime trilogy that Samus goes on).The doomeye would be good because it's practically a death star and so is the mega maid. and finally fusion.... it's an escape from a space station, ya got to put it there. I don't exactly know about the Zebus escapes, I think maybe they go through too much natural caves while the other ones are full bases and such. also the one in the metroid 2 remake is a bit too serious with the alarms and everything. if I ever play prime 4 though I am going to have this song ready just in case I need it for you know what
And that was before they learned of the self destruct cancelation button, only to find out it don't work. "Out of order"? "Fuck, even in the future nothing works"!
0:05 Colonel Sanders: Abandon Ship! Abandon Ship! All personnel proceed to escape pods. Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo. The self-destruct mechanism has been activated. Abandon ship.
Well, no wonder there weren’t any escape pods left for Dark Helmet, Colonel Sanders and President Skroob. If they didn’t have a circus or a zoo on their ship, there’d be plenty of pods left for them. But like Dark Helmet said all the people on that ship are a**holes. 😂
Sanders: Sir? Dark Helmet: *with magephone* WHAT?! Sander: Are we being too literal? DH: *still with megaphone* NO YOU FOOL! WERE FOLLOWING ORDERS! WE WERE TOLD TO COMB THE DESERT SO WERE COMBING IT! DH: *without megaphone* Found anything yet? Soldier 1: Nothing yet sir! DH: How about you? Soldier 2: Not a thing sir! DH: What about you guys? Soldier 3: WE AINT FOUND SHIT! One of the single best scenes in the movie next to "Surrounded by assholes" scene.
Preist: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!
Spaceballs: The T-Shirt! Spaceballs: The Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs: The Lunch Box! Spaceballs: The Flamethrower! Kids love this one. And finally, me. _May the Schwartz be with you!_
@@jaxbell3326 (Went to the last escape pod and tries to put on the seat belt) President: What's wrong with this damn seatbelt? (Turn around and sees a bear) President: AAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Bear wave goodbye as the pod escape the ship)
Knock knock next time Did you see it Did you see anything No sir i didn't see you playing with your dalls again If this line was in a movie today it wouldn't make it pass the critics
Only on one condition - Mel Brooks needs to be the one directing. If he dies before the sequel can be made, no one else had better try it because they will NOT get it right.
“Yeah! I’m one of the freaks! I’m the freak with the abnormally large head that I need a big helmet to cover it! So back away from my pod, you fat-bearded b*tch!”
Lord Helmet! What? You are needed in the bridge sir! Knock on my door! Knock next time!!!!! Yes sir. Did you see anything?!?!?!?!?!?! No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. Good!.
Dark Helmet: We passed 'em; stop this thing! Colonel Sandurz: We can't stop, it's too dangerous. We have to slow down first. Dark Helmet: Bullshit! Stop this thing, I order you, stop!!
@@alexandrebertrand-lafleur3114 "Attention: this is Colonel Sandurz in forward command. Abandon ship! Abandon ship! All personnel proceed to escape pods! Close down the circus! Evacuate the zoo! Self-destruct mechanism has been activated! Abandon ship!"
“Sir your ring ? Don’t you have the Schwartz too ?” “Yeah but he’s got the up side, I got the down side, you see their’s 2 different sides to every Schwartz.”
"Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!" I've taken the liberty of adding that to out of order signs I've had to make at work, minus the swearing of course.
That American Narrator How's this one? We had an RC vending machine that once wasn't giving out the correct drink. A customer informed me that he had tried to get a Big Red, and both times it gave him different drinks, but each time it was a different wrong drink. So I put a makeshift sign over the button for Big Red, covering the Big Red picture, that said, "PLAY THE SLOTS (Gives out anything but Big Red)".
Even before that they didn't make this kind of movies. Spaceballs is really one of a kind, because it is not only a parody, it is actually a very good movie besides everything it parodies.
This was one of the first songs I ever downloaded. I found it on LimeWire in 2003 as a kid and listened to it constantly. I also loved the ship self-destruct scene it goes to and would watch that over and over on DVD. Well, I revisited the movie last night. Now here I am again, constantly looping this song and that scene like I did nearly 20 years ago.
I like how this movie was so good without ever needing a lot of action scenes. It had like 2 and President Skroob wasn't even a fighter, even though he was a parody of Palpatine. That's something that newer movies should, I believe, to learn from this one, because a good movie is more than the sum of its combat sequences, including Star Wars itself arguably.
Palpatine wasn’t a fighter when this came out either, the prequels were but a glint in George Lucas’s greed-filled eyes. The most he does is talk on a hologram and use some magic lightning hands in the original trilogy on-screen, one of the most lackluster big bads ever in terms of screen time when you take off the nostalgia goggles (and oddly prophetic for what would come with the sequels).
@@BrokenCircleEntertainment You don’t seem to understand that Palpatine was literally a guy in a chair in the first trilogy, just because your mind builds him up with nostalgia and the expanded universe after that, if you actually go and watch them he’s just a background looming big bad until the final movie when he’s just an old guy in a chair with lightning fingers. They did not expand on him until much later lmao
@@pownedmanstuff Does it truly matter when he was built up as the most dangerous man in the galaxy? What matters is that he is, my nostalgia does indeed play a large part in my opinion of the Emperor but those with true power have no need to flaunt it to show others that they are powerful. The emperor is a luminous being and his power is barley contained in his frail body. Though I do like your humorous observation of "Lightning fingers" and I will admit that made me laugh, it is not an accurate representation of who he truly was as a character. I do appreciate you taking the time to discuss this with me though, and I also appreciate you doing it in a civil way.
@@pownedmanstuff Palpatine was built up in the OT. He was Vader's greatest fear, the mastermind behind the every act of the Empire, and he sat down because he didn't want to get up. He knew everything was going as intended up until that point. Even then, he is acted amazingly during his time on screen, and the other actors go a long way. Vader talks when spoken to, unlike the grand villain we've known since episode 4. Palpatine has the right inflections, the right tone, and his laugh is amazing. It's not just nostalgia, otherwise he wouldn't have been included much in the prequels.
Dot Matrix : [Mega Maid is sucking the air away from Druidia] What'll we do? Lone Starr : We've got to act fast. Step one, we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back onto the planet. Step two, we destroy that thing. Princess Vespa : But isn't that dangerous? Lone Starr : Extremely. Plus, I don't know how the hell we're gonna do it!
Every awesome 80s movie had its own kickass theme song. Ghostbusters, Goonies, Back to the Future, Neverending Story, Killer Clowns from Outer Space (yes, seriously) and of course...Spaceballs.
Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo!
I never noticed when dark helmet says it’s his pod it actually is, has his helmet sculpted around the door, I watched the movie last night and forgot how good the song is
Nestle wants to steal an essential natural resource needed for human survival... "God willing we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."
Jeremy radcliff According to a friend of mine, who I've been close with since about the time the original Spaceballs came out, Mel Brooks is sticking with that title.
That American Narrator I just checked Wikipedia, and it says that Mel Brooks announced in February of this year that he's looking at releasing the sequel after the next Star Wars movie comes out, and that he hopes Rick Moranis will come out of retirement to reprise the role of Dark Helmet.
This is an absolutely banging track, I’ve been watching classic scenes from Space Balls and whenever this comes on in the background it’s way better than it has any right to be
This movie has so many memorable one lines til it's not even funny, that it's funny! A sign of a true iconic classic film! "Yogurt... yogurt... I hate yogurt... even with strawberries!" Oh, that reminds me, the last time I saw SPACEBALLS was back in 2017 for its 30th year anniversary! And without meaning to, I was enjoying myself, watching the movie, when I suddenly found myself opting for a quick snack from the kitchen. long story short... I was eating some yogurt... true story! : )
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SpaceBalls the TH-cam comment
Spaceballs the reply
Spaceballs the reply 2: the search for more likes.
@@sharcc2511 Spaceballs the reply 3: revenge of the Schwartz
Spaceballs the overused joke.
SpaceBalls the TH-cam comment 3: Return of The Subscribers
"6?!? What happened to 7?"
"Just kidding."
5...4....3....2....1.... Have a nices Day!
The AbelRojoAzul Channel Thank you
Have a nice day.
Thank you
Aw you.... *shakes fist*
"Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb!"
I always loved that line
@@jimhuffman9434 It's aged well hasn't it
One of the best lines
Video game villans in a nutshell.
So true
"Fuck! Even in the *future*, nothing works!"
This movie is rated PG, by the way...
Back then, you could get away with a lot more things in a PG rated movie.
Ben Bell The stranger thing is that PG-13 was a thing for three years by the time this movie came out.
Besides, the F-Bomb is BARELY noticeable. You notice it when you listen carefully enough. At least that's how I noticed it.
Ben Bell I noticed because I had subtitles on when I was watching.
"Spaceballs the flamethrower the kids really love this one"
We need spaceballs the lightsaber
*looks at Elon Musk's The Boring Company*
sPaCeBaLlS pReDiCtEd ThE fUtUrE
@@repapeti98 Well, since Elon is such a big nerd, I think he knows this movie.
I like how it says "A childrens toy" in the movie
@@tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690 As soon as face masks became a common thing to purchase, I went looking for a 'Spaceballs The Face Mask'. I knew I would find one. (I did, and my coworkers love it. :D)
"Even in the future 80's music is cool"
80s was ahead of its time
You know, it's ironic: this song talks about how dangerous and evil the Spaceballs are...yet it plays when they're about to be defeated.
I never realized that until now...
Another Mel Brooks genius moment, I'm sure.
and they are not evil at all all of them are goofy and everybody is named asshole :D they can´t be evil
You really are a spaceball
@@marekdolejs6251 I knew it...I'm surrounded by assholes!
...KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!
I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS, I'M A PRESIDENT!
update: said Donald Trump
Said Nixon and every president thereafter.
This is your 2 minute warning: This ship will self destruct in exactly two minutes.
This is your 2 minute warning. This ship will self-destruct in exactly 2 minutes
Said Every president between Reagan and Trump :) Fixed it for ya.
"How many asshole do we got on this ship anyhow?!?"
"YO!!!"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!!"
One of the best lines!!
Keep firing, Assholes!!!
Who made that man a gunner!?!?
I SAID FIRE PAST THEIR NOSE NOT UP IT
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
@@jamesquinley Who is he? "It's an Asshole, sir!" I know that! What's his name? "That is his name, Sir! Asshole, Major Asshole!" And his cousin? "He's a Asshole too, Gunner-mate, 1st class Philip Asshole"
Spaceballs!
Oh shit, there goes the planet.
TheAngeluco 😆
@Christopher Cravens Earth?
@Christopher Cravens lol he knows, he probably didnt know the original planet of the apes didnt take place on earth
*Spoilers for the first Guardians of the Galaxy!* When I watched the first Guardians of the Galaxy with my friend, and Ronin got up, I turned to him and said “Well shit, there goes the planet.”
I love how they used it in the movie. Just the complete dissonance of this upbeat song over the Spaceballs panicking and losing their s**t.
How's the series going? Also, I didn't know you watched Spaceballs!
my headcanon is that the ship plays that over the speakers when it is self destructing
As the circus and costumed freaks are absconding before them
The song is pretty chaotic with all those synth blasts and guitar samples
Spaceballs is comedy gold.
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland, going RIGHT past the altar, DOWN the ramp, and OUT the door!
Loved that part
don't forget prince Valium
@@billearls7820princess valium. Sorry it’s the hair.
To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium in the bond of holy…..MOLY!!!!
Sanders! Ya gotta help me! I don't know what to do! I can't make decisions! I'M A PRESIDENT!!!
+Film Grump Just like IRL.
Richard Metclaf Just like Donald Trump (no offense to anyone)
Even more ironic when you consider who the White House Press Secretary is...
Richard Metclaf
“Out of Order?!”
“FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!”
This is your two minute ⚠. This ship will self-destruct in exactly two minutes.
Imagine putting this over literally _any_ escape sequence in a Metroid game...
Ha I just see this over any crime gone perfectly escape
"Oh dear! What are those things comming out of her nose?"
"Spaceballs! Oh, sh** there goes the planet."
With Mother Brain, Kraid and Ridley running around
I did so and it fits like a glove
I'd say the best escape sequence to put this in would be the one in prime 2,the federations escape from the -death- -star- doomeye and fusion. I feel like prime 2 would be good because of all the neon lighting (also it's the only escape in the prime trilogy that Samus goes on).The doomeye would be good because it's practically a death star and so is the mega maid. and finally fusion.... it's an escape from a space station, ya got to put it there. I don't exactly know about the Zebus escapes, I think maybe they go through too much natural caves while the other ones are full bases and such. also the one in the metroid 2 remake is a bit too serious with the alarms and everything. if I ever play prime 4 though I am going to have this song ready just in case I need it for you know what
perfect song to listen to while going at ludicrous speed
"THEY'VE GONE PLAID
@@Jacobseed_edensgate"WE'VE PASSED THEM STOPPPP!!!"
@@rexmaster8190We can’t sir! It’s too dangerous we gotta slow down first
@@Karlebow571”BULLSHIT, JUST STOP THIS THING I ORDER YOU, STOOOOOOOP!!!!”
@@Two-Bit1510AAAAAAAAAHH*hits wall*
Bear: *waves goodbye as the pod ejects*
And that was before they learned of the self destruct cancelation button, only to find out it don't work. "Out of order"? "Fuck, even in the future nothing works"!
This ship will self destruct in 10 seconds.
And counting.
10.
9.
8.
6.
Jihl Nabaat
6?! What happened to 7?
@@EthanAnania Just kidding. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1
Have a nice day.
Jihl Nabaat
Thank you.
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"
Both look down at their Shwartz
I HATE it when my Schwartz gets tangled up!!!!
Shit! I hate it when I get my Shwartz twisted!
"Now let's see how well you handle it."
Men's bathroom be like
@@darkleome5409 More like what teenage boy sleepovers are like
0:05 Colonel Sanders: Abandon Ship! Abandon Ship! All personnel proceed to escape pods. Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo. The self-destruct mechanism has been activated. Abandon ship.
Sanders! Sanders, you gotta help me! I don't what to do! I can't make decisions! I'm a PRESIDENT!!!
@@ThunderFist1978 This is your 2 minute warning. This ship will self destruct in exactly 2 minutes.
What about 6?
Just kidding!
Have a nice day.
Thank you
BOOOM
Launch all escape pods as soon they're filled
Well, no wonder there weren’t any escape pods left for Dark Helmet, Colonel Sanders and President Skroob. If they didn’t have a circus or a zoo on their ship, there’d be plenty of pods left for them. But like Dark Helmet said all the people on that ship are a**holes. 😂
It's my Virgin Alarm, it's programmed to go off before you do!
ABANDON SHIP! WOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST!!
:D
[the immortal words of the late great John Candy, aka "Barf"]
Sanders: Sir?
Dark Helmet: *with magephone* WHAT?!
Sander: Are we being too literal?
DH: *still with megaphone* NO YOU FOOL! WERE FOLLOWING ORDERS! WE WERE TOLD TO COMB THE DESERT SO WERE COMBING IT!
DH: *without megaphone* Found anything yet?
Soldier 1: Nothing yet sir!
DH: How about you?
Soldier 2: Not a thing sir!
DH: What about you guys?
Soldier 3: WE AINT FOUND SHIT!
One of the single best scenes in the movie next to "Surrounded by assholes" scene.
Mage phone lol
@@pinkliongaming8769 XD i didnt notice until you pointed it out. Lol
Let’s not forget the radar jamming scene featuring weird sound guy
what about DH playing with his dolls?
@@maomao6023 Weird noises guy is Michael Winslow
"Spaceballs? Oh dear there goes the planet" Best line in the movie
=
shit not dear it took a whole year for someone to correct this?
Maybe he's only see a TV edit.
@@Sea-Saltspaceballs the tv edit
Preist: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!
Excuse me, I am trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love! Please be quiet!
I don't care who it is, I'm gonna marry somebody today!
@@TJDious Okay! This time the short short version. Do you? "Yes" Do you? "Yes" Well you're married now kiss or whatever
STOP HER SOMEBODY STOP HER!
Do you mind!?! I'm trying to conduct a wedding, which has nothing to do with love! Please BE QUIET!!
I love how literally every single comment on this video is a quote from the film. Really shows how hilarious this film is. So many good lines.
Lol I use to strip at the strip club to this song.
@@leonakinglion3210 I don't really know what reply I was expecting for this comment but yours was the biggest curveball I've been hit with in awhile
@@leonakinglion3210I would be on the street if I saw a stripper stripping to this song. Take all the money!!!!!!
Spaceballs: The Comment Section
@@DaDitka BAHAHAH!
I unironically have this song on my workout mix, fantastic for cardio.
Excellent choice.
Gotta run when your ship is about to blow up.
Hell yea!
Good rythm
Well gentlemen, it's a nice ship, I think you should go down with it.
"This is your last chance to click the cancellation button."
What the hell's the matter with this seat belt? *bear roars* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
@@JonathanToolonie
*CANCELLATION BUTTON?!*
@ToadBradley24 This ship will self destruct in 10 seconds.
And counting.
10.
9.
8.
6.
@ToadBradley24 Just kidding. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Have a nice day.
How is this gem not on the radio every single day of existence?
Hey, get out of there. Where do you think you're going?
Pizza to go! HAHAHAHA!
(silently mouths "no!")
Spaceballs: The T-Shirt! Spaceballs: The Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs: The Lunch Box! Spaceballs: The Flamethrower! Kids love this one. And finally, me. _May the Schwartz be with you!_
You forgot spaceballs: the toilet paper...
Edit: how could I forget spaceballs: the bedsheet
@@joeogle7729 and spaceballs the shaving cream
@@ManofMystery89 Spaceballs the placemats
Because of the pandemic I own a “Spaceballs: The Face Mask”
"Adorable..."
The younger generation appreciates this. 25 years old and love Spaceballs and the Spinners!
Vespa: Who are you?
Barf: BARF
Dot: Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes!
Barf: No, that's my name. Barf.
Vespa: Barf? What are you?
Barf: I'm a mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
"Stop looking at my can" - Dot
Jacob Thomassen Barf: Sorry.
@@josephmayotte8879
Bill Pullman 'Lone Starr': "Checking in? What the hell IS all that?!"
😅
@@lyndonluquin4091
Imm Hmm rommm himmm mammm lummm.
*spits out bag*
Her Royal Highness’ matched luggage.
"I'm the bearded lady, who are you, one of the FREAKS!?"
COME BACK YOU FAT BEARDED B*#$@
Well boys there’s only one escape pod, and I’m the president. It’s a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.
@@jaxbell3326
(Went to the last escape pod and tries to put on the seat belt)
President: What's wrong with this damn seatbelt?
(Turn around and sees a bear)
President: AAAAAAAH!!!!!!
(Bear wave goodbye as the pod escape the ship)
COME BACK YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!
@@theabelrojoazulchannel2424 the ship: this ship will self destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to press the cancellation button
I vote to make this the official US Space Force theme!
Much better than the laughable one they DID.
WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS, WE REALLY ARE
Yeah, I already automatically replace Spaceballs with Space Force in my head.
My God YES
Sorry, that’s the Klendathu Drop.
"no i didnt see that youre playing with your dolls again sir"..
Gaizer TV good! 😂😂
Knock knock next time
Did you see it
Did you see anything
No sir i didn't see you playing with your dalls again
If this line was in a movie today it wouldn't make it pass the critics
This movie needs a sequel... Not a remake, not a reboot. A SEQUEL!!!!
There's a crappy animated series that's a sequel.
Wouldn't work since John Candy died (RIP) and Rick Moranis being retired.
Spaceballs 2 - The Search For More Money..
Spaceballs - The Schwartz Awakens
Only on one condition - Mel Brooks needs to be the one directing. If he dies before the sequel can be made, no one else had better try it because they will NOT get it right.
"Hey, hey, hey! That's my Escape Pod! Who are you?!"
"I'm the Bearded Lady! What are you, one of the freaks?!"
Come back, you fat, bearded BITCH!
“Yeah! I’m one of the freaks! I’m the freak with the abnormally large head that I need a big helmet to cover it! So back away from my pod, you fat-bearded b*tch!”
The bear!!!!!
"COME BACK, YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!"
Based movie.
Lord Helmet!
What?
You are needed in the bridge sir!
Knock on my door! Knock next time!!!!!
Yes sir.
Did you see anything?!?!?!?!?!?!
No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Good!.
That's one line from the Movie the Mel Brooks did'nt write Rick Moranis came up with that one on his own and Mel Brooks loved it
NO! Light speed is too slow, we're going to have to go right to...LUDICROUS SPEED!
Dark Helmet: We passed 'em; stop this thing!
Colonel Sandurz: We can't stop, it's too dangerous. We have to slow down first.
Dark Helmet: Bullshit! Stop this thing, I order you, stop!!
***** Smoke if ya got 'em.
You okay, Sir?
"What's the matter with you Colonel Sandurz -- CHICKEN?!?"
:D
Eh, buckle this!
Dude the fact they went this hard on this song shows they cared for the whole movie.
And also the fact it was written for a spoof movie is also an impressive feat.
This came immediately to my head when I heard they were assembling a "Space Force".
@ Francis Marino. Well, at least we got the theme song nailed down
Lmao this got me good
Whenever I hear spaceballs, I keep thinking they sang Force
Elon Musk would play this on Starship, he loves Spaceballs
You would expect something like the Colonial Marines, but what you get instead are Dark Helmet's army of assholes hahaha
there are three of us, one escape pod and I'm the president. Well boys, it's a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it... goodbye!
What the hell is wrong with this belt? (Turns around to see a bear, and runs out screaming). ( The bear then waves goodbye to Skroob, and laughs).
This is your last chance to press the self-destruct cancellation button.
Cancellation button!? Hurry!
@@Amaximumace "Out of order?" Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!
"What the hell is that?" "My god it's spaceballs" "well there goes the planet"
Spaceballs: The Soundtrack
Spaceballs: The reply.
***** Spaceballs: The thread
***** Spaceballs: The Comment 2, The search for overrused comments
If this video ever gets monetized:
Spaceballs: the Soundtrack: The Search for More Money
+William Linares Spaceballs: the Comment
Spaceballs: the comments section!
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!!!!😂😂😂
Thank you for pressing the self destruct button. This ship will self destruct in exactly 3 minutes.
We've got to stop it! Is there anyway to stop it?
I can't, it's irreversible
@@ladyfire44 Like my raincoat!
@@alexandrebertrand-lafleur3114 "Attention: this is Colonel Sandurz in forward command. Abandon ship! Abandon ship! All personnel proceed to escape pods! Close down the circus! Evacuate the zoo! Self-destruct mechanism has been activated! Abandon ship!"
“Sir your ring ? Don’t you have the Schwartz too ?”
“Yeah but he’s got the up side, I got the down side, you see their’s 2 different sides to every Schwartz.”
"Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!" I've taken the liberty of adding that to out of order signs I've had to make at work, minus the swearing of course.
=D
That's genius.
That American Narrator How's this one? We had an RC vending machine that once wasn't giving out the correct drink. A customer informed me that he had tried to get a Big Red, and both times it gave him different drinks, but each time it was a different wrong drink. So I put a makeshift sign over the button for Big Red, covering the Big Red picture, that said, "PLAY THE SLOTS (Gives out anything but Big Red)".
DJCandyManMike HAHA! I'll have to use that sometime! :)
That is amazing. Wild card!
Sadly, they don’t make those kind of movie anymore… it was SO good
I mean, did they ever? I mean, spaceballs was an anomaly for its time, they never made these kinds of movies even back then
Even before that they didn't make this kind of movies. Spaceballs is really one of a kind, because it is not only a parody, it is actually a very good movie besides everything it parodies.
how do you make a spoof movie nowadays?
Barf - What did he order?
Waitress - The special Sir
Barf - I ORDERED THE SPECIAL! CHANGE MY ORDER!!!
Good move!!!
CHANGE MY ORDER TO SOUP INSTEAD!
@@SoldierOfFate Not again
@@masterfarr8265 *Alien hisses, then puts on a top hat*
HELLO, MY BABY! HELLO, MY HONEY! HELLO, MY RAG-TIME GAL!
Check, please!
*comes in all out of breath*
"Ship is too big, if I walked the movie would be over!"
Sir!
WHAT?!? You went over my helmet?!
2000gmod I always drink coffee when I watch radar everybody knows that right OF COURSE WE DO SIR "covers crotch"
I always drink coffee when I watch radar. You know that. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
@Scott Memelord Now that I've had my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar.
No... well more to side sir... it'll never happen again!
*sees ring* AW, SHIT! No, no, no, no. NO, NO, NO! PLEASE PLEASE NO! NO NOT THAT!
2:12 I always thought that laugh was from the bear escaping in the pod when he waved goodbye lol
Same!! 🤣💀
Spaceballs the theme song.
Spaceballs: the reply to a 3 year old comment
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This was one of the first songs I ever downloaded. I found it on LimeWire in 2003 as a kid and listened to it constantly. I also loved the ship self-destruct scene it goes to and would watch that over and over on DVD.
Well, I revisited the movie last night. Now here I am again, constantly looping this song and that scene like I did nearly 20 years ago.
I love how this song tells you the Spaceballs are the toughest, most intimidating people you’ll ever face, when in reality, they are total punks!
“We’re so bad at being mean, we make nightmares out of dreams”
Mel Brooks was a cinematic genius!!
He’s still alive by the way. Not that he’s doing much at 95 anymore though 😅
@@smintili lol. touché, I did say “was” as if he was no longer with us. He IS a cinematic genius!!
"When does this happen in the movie?"
"RIGHT NOW!"
"10, 9, 8, 6..."
"6, what happened to 7?"
"Just kidding!"
I like how this movie was so good without ever needing a lot of action scenes. It had like 2 and President Skroob wasn't even a fighter, even though he was a parody of Palpatine. That's something that newer movies should, I believe, to learn from this one, because a good movie is more than the sum of its combat sequences, including Star Wars itself arguably.
Palpatine wasn’t a fighter when this came out either, the prequels were but a glint in George Lucas’s greed-filled eyes. The most he does is talk on a hologram and use some magic lightning hands in the original trilogy on-screen, one of the most lackluster big bads ever in terms of screen time when you take off the nostalgia goggles (and oddly prophetic for what would come with the sequels).
@@pownedmanstuff You dont seem to understand the Concept that is Palpatine.
@@BrokenCircleEntertainment You don’t seem to understand that Palpatine was literally a guy in a chair in the first trilogy, just because your mind builds him up with nostalgia and the expanded universe after that, if you actually go and watch them he’s just a background looming big bad until the final movie when he’s just an old guy in a chair with lightning fingers. They did not expand on him until much later lmao
@@pownedmanstuff Does it truly matter when he was built up as the most dangerous man in the galaxy? What matters is that he is, my nostalgia does indeed play a large part in my opinion of the Emperor but those with true power have no need to flaunt it to show others that they are powerful. The emperor is a luminous being and his power is barley contained in his frail body. Though I do like your humorous observation of "Lightning fingers" and I will admit that made me laugh, it is not an accurate representation of who he truly was as a character. I do appreciate you taking the time to discuss this with me though, and I also appreciate you doing it in a civil way.
@@pownedmanstuff Palpatine was built up in the OT. He was Vader's greatest fear, the mastermind behind the every act of the Empire, and he sat down because he didn't want to get up. He knew everything was going as intended up until that point.
Even then, he is acted amazingly during his time on screen, and the other actors go a long way. Vader talks when spoken to, unlike the grand villain we've known since episode 4. Palpatine has the right inflections, the right tone, and his laugh is amazing.
It's not just nostalgia, otherwise he wouldn't have been included much in the prequels.
Dot Matrix : [Mega Maid is sucking the air away from Druidia] What'll we do?
Lone Starr : We've got to act fast. Step one, we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back onto the planet. Step two, we destroy that thing.
Princess Vespa : But isn't that dangerous?
Lone Starr : Extremely. Plus, I don't know how the hell we're gonna do it!
Barf: What about using the ring there that Yogurt gave you?
Every awesome 80s movie had its own kickass theme song.
Ghostbusters, Goonies, Back to the Future, Neverending Story, Killer Clowns from Outer Space (yes, seriously) and of course...Spaceballs.
Big Trouble in Little China did too.
Don’t forget wierd science
The Transformers: The Movie
Yeah don't forget Arm and Dangerous and who is Harry Crumb
the last dragon is at the top of this list.
This is the best parody film ever.
As a Star Wars fan who hates the new Trilogy Spaceballs is now cannon.
As a star wars fan who is having a blast with squadrons: I agree with you... am I being too negative towards the new trilogy or am I being reasonable?
Spaceballs is in the same universe as Star Wars.
There's the Millenium Falcon at the diner where Lonestar goes after saving the princess
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I was just about to say that
@@liamdalemon1525
The new trilogy is ass but other modern Star Wars media is good, specially the video games and shows (except Resistance)
As a casual Star Wars fan who enjoys all of the movies, I agree.
3...2...1
Have a nice day
Thank you
Six?! What happened to seven?
Just kidding!
Dear me what is that coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs!?!?
Oh shit! There goes the planet!
What a jam! My older brothers and I loved this movie as kids in the 80’s! It was part of our families VHS collection :)
'Whats the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?'
Prepare ship--
Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!
Fasten all seat belts!
Seal all entrances and exits!
Close all shops in the mall!
Cancel the three ring circus!
Secure all animals in the zoo!
Jihl Nabaat oh give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!
Now hear this...Ludicrous Speed!
Uh, sir. Have you better buckle up!
Aw buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!!
me: this is a banger tune
the entire comment section:
*merchandising*
Why on earth is this not included in the Spaceballs soundtrack on iTunes? Thanks for uploading.
It is only available in *Spaceballs®: The Digital Music Store*
Spaceballs the CD
@@sean_a9721 - how about uploading it into iTunes!
Or probably on Spotify.
it's not Politically correct.
I never noticed when dark helmet says it’s his pod it actually is, has his helmet sculpted around the door, I watched the movie last night and forgot how good the song is
1980'S WERE KICK ASS AND STILL IS!!!
@Timothy Mckee specifically said in the description that the date was 1987
Better then today's generation crap
the perfect song to play when you got a pizza in the back seat and youre rushing home for the sunday night game to start
“So Lonestar, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb”
what's that coming out of its nose?
Spaceball
oh shit there goes the planet.
Heyhey watch my helmet!
Nestle wants to steal an essential natural resource needed for human survival...
"God willing we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."
they are makeing a space balls 2 so i hope they do call it search for more money lol
Jeremy radcliff According to a friend of mine, who I've been close with since about the time the original Spaceballs came out, Mel Brooks is sticking with that title.
DJCandyManMike i like the name rick moranis suggested "spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2"
Are you being serious about Spaceballs 2?
That American Narrator I just checked Wikipedia, and it says that Mel Brooks announced in February of this year that he's looking at releasing the sequel after the next Star Wars movie comes out, and that he hopes Rick Moranis will come out of retirement to reprise the role of Dark Helmet.
What you got is what we need, and all we do is dirty deeds.WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS!
"Do something!"
"Do something!"
*grab mic* "Do something!"
"Where do you think you are going?" "Pizza to go! Ahahahah!"
Spaceballs, literally the only Mel Brooks movie most everyone seems to remember and like but nothing else he's done.
Robin Hood men in tights was pretty good
Blazing Saddles is amazing.
The Producers was happening.
Young Frankenstein, but that wasn't my cup of tea.
So 80's, so perfect!
This is an absolutely banging track, I’ve been watching classic scenes from Space Balls and whenever this comes on in the background it’s way better than it has any right to be
Feels so weird listening to it in high quality, but I don’t mind.
This song freaking SLAPS.
This movie is now on Netflix
+KiRMett not anymore :(
It'll probably be back again at some point. Sucks when they take down classics to rotate other movies.
@@CrazyGuyoftheWest the movie is on youtube.
And it's gone again 😔
Mel Brooks: its just a silly parody movie, you dont have to make the theme sound that good
John Morris:
Greatest theme EVER!!!!
"Out of order?!"
"Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
Spaceballs the theme song!
Spaceballs : The reply to a 4 years old comment! Kids love this one!
For a theme song about the bad guys, this is a pretty good! Guess there really is some good even in the worst of us!
This movie has so many memorable one lines til it's not even funny, that it's funny! A sign of a true iconic classic film! "Yogurt... yogurt... I hate yogurt... even with strawberries!" Oh, that reminds me, the last time I saw SPACEBALLS was back in 2017 for its 30th year anniversary! And without meaning to, I was enjoying myself, watching the movie, when I suddenly found myself opting for a quick snack from the kitchen. long story short... I was eating some yogurt... true story! : )
Juan El Risitas Joya Spaceballs 2: the search for more replys >:)
This movie is a legendary cult classic. It will never be forgotten.
This 3 minute video is better than the last jedi
Good. Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar
Yes! And I'm glad! Glad, glad, glad, glad, GLAD!!!
Spaceballs got me here? Such a good old 80s movie. I think I cracked up the most when John Hurt's Alien popped out and did a jig.
"This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the Cancelation Button"
“Cancellation button?!?!”
"Out of order!?"
"Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
The best bad guy theme ever.
Extremely kick-@$&.
That bear 🐻 sence was hilarious 🤣
Im having trouble with the radar sir
What's wrong with it?
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps!
The what, the what, and the what?
You know the bleeps bla-pur bla, bla-pur the sweeps wiiiiillllllgg and the creeps piga piga wagu pigawoo
That's not all he's lost...
This song will ALWAYS be a 4 star classic.
If there is a Spaceballs sequel to be made, I hope they bring this song back. Maybe if another group cover it.
Joe Yaroch with John Candy dead it won't happen unless there is an entirely new voice cast
VoRz Bloodbath Maybe Barf's kid?
They made an animated one, it sucked. :(
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
@@icemasterpro Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. (Thinks about what he has just said, then nods in approval.)
"Well gentleman, this is a lovely ship and I think you should go down with it"
Mel Brooks made the ultimate flex. Classic Comedy movies that have bad-ass themesongs.
This movie needs no sequel or reboot. Its perfect how it is. Let's leave this in the 80's where it belongs