Apparently "khaled" (خالد) is Arabic for "immortal," "timeless," "imperishable," etc. Also, his full name is Khaled bin Abdul Khaled. When his parents named him he must have been like "another one."
+gronk patrol Dude. _I_ can handle 3 sausage biscuits in a sitting. Khaled? He could probably handle 10. Let's talk about this--really get into the science on the limits of sausage biscuit consumption.
DJ Khaled stares at a sausage biscuit, his clenched fingers gripping it. Not too gently, but not too soft as to imply a lack of interest. Crumbs fell to the plate. A delicious aroma rose from the sausage. 'You greasy,' DJ Khaled proclaimed, 'You fatty. I appreciate you.' The sausage biscuit said nothing in response. Because it was a sausage biscuit. And those things don't usually engage in conversation. DJ Khaled suddenly felt a tinge of regret. Perhaps he was being to lenient on the sausage biscuit. He had to assert dominance once again. He had to remind the sausage biscuit who he was. 'Say mah name,' he ordered. The sausage biscuit said nothing. It was still an inanimate object. 'Ima eat you now' *nomf*
They never said soaping was easy. They don't want you to use proper soap. Some people can't handle paying 3 times price of an ordinary soap. Heh, I cayn.
5:56 _"azwidisidable bomoriginal stolla boominal origina WWWOOOOAAI azwidisada mijinal bijinal original dun dun original dong ohn ohn DJ Khaled inside the build WWWWOO"_ Words of wisdom
+Peter Molyneux All good things eventually go mainstream. Just appreciate that other people enjoy this great man I guess, and don't think too much about where it came from.
+Peter Molyneux He was HUUUUGE in '07 when We The Best dropped. Like properly mainstream famous for that year. Then he fell off pretty bad. This is just a weird resurgence because of the memes lol
I'm really curious as to whether this is his persona he puts on when under social media spotlight. Who knows, he might be a highly intellectual being that has a shit ton of bookshelves, with a lot of fuel units.
KicksAndAGame But he d be a good goof, might find the right way, and surely would be as good as a tauntaun in terms of keeping me warm, if I had to go that far.
I was really hoping they'd provide us with a username at the end of the video, I didn't know I needed Ethan and Hila's snap stories much more than Khaled's
I love how DJ Khaled's embraced his meme. Yeah, he still comes off as really douchey but at the same time you gotta give the man props for being self aware enough to see that most of his antics are meme gold.
Gonna need some fries for all this salt you suddenly brought here. Meant no offense, man. I just noticed Khaled's a bit full of himself in a lot of his interviews.
I know this video is older, but I felt it was necessary to point out that when Khaled is showing off his door opening skills, he's opening the door of an elevator . . in his house. He's only on the second floor, but he is coming out of the elevator - meaning that he actually uses the elevator to get around his house. I know a lot of rich people put elevators in their mansions as some kind of "look how rich I am" status symbol, but it's the fact that he actually USES his that's so amazing
I think the fact that Khaled is so generally positive, no matter the context or interpretation of that, is what makes him so great now. Like I can't help but feel he's being really genuine.
I sexually identify as DJ Khaled. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of letting We The Best sound take control and getting people to say my name. People say to me that shutting down the iTunes servers is impossible, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm getting JAY-Z to feature in my new single and I’m signing him to We The Best. From now I want you guys to call me “Fuccboi Khaled” and respect my right to drop fire beats. If you can't accept me you're a wethebestphobe and need to check your success privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I think she is indeed getting more comfortable infront of the camera. She even talks randomly now, not just when Ethan asks her something. But come on, who doesn't get more comfortable when they see DJ Khaled? Let alone his body.
8:46 You can hear some of what he's trying to say when he tries to speak really fast in a Jamaican accent. "Bless up all massive. Original DJ Khal-Orignal don gorgon, with the bumbaclot ya boy dem talk about. The bumbaclot bad boy."
+Ethan and Hila, you should really do a Dj Khaled and John Sakars crossover now that our blessed man is on a 22 days nutrition vegan diet. Oh and yeah love the work you do, almost got a stroke from too much laughter and too many sausage biscuits. Keep up tha good work!
Most people can't handle jet skis. DJ Khaled can.
+The Hoax Hotel thats arguable
I wonder if the jet ski can handle him
+Tony Guzman LOL
He holds those jet skis down, cause he da best.
He holds those jet skis down, cause he da best.
The real key to success being a double-beanie wonder couple.
The real 🔑 to success is having a double-weiner.
+Uncle Dane DANEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
lmao look who's here!
+Uncle Dane never thought id see you here, better get that dispenser up!
I swear, you can find ANYONE in the H3H3 comments. Keep up the good videos Uncle!
LION ORDER
LIONNN!!!
+Ethan and Hila ethan u shit
+Ethan and Hila King of the Jungle
Bless up!
Egg whites, turkey sausage and the key to more success, WATER 🔑🔑🔑
the idea that he's trying to speak but he can't because of a stroke is hilarious
5:04 At first I thought DJ Khaled was pissing on that lion..
+MEIDOco lmeo
Leyeon
Sameeeee
Just imagine him whipping it out, pressing record, and just aiming at the statue lmao
2:25 he's literally a pear
+theneedledrop I luv u
Pls review Khaled's snaps. U loyal Anthony.
I didn't know you watched Ethan and Hila.
Papa bless you and Cal. Well, maybe not Cal.
#pray4khaled
Shout out to all the pear.
Apparently "khaled" (خالد) is Arabic for "immortal," "timeless," "imperishable," etc.
Also, his full name is Khaled bin Abdul Khaled. When his parents named him he must have been like "another one."
+Glebinator were
you stole this from BPT you little shitter
+Glebinator In fact, they were geniuses. I appreciate that.
Legend has it his first words were "another one"
+Paragon Josh y
They never said gaining weight was easy.
Some people can't handle 3 sausage biscuits in one sitting.
*I can*
-DJ Khaled
+gronk patrol Dude. _I_ can handle 3 sausage biscuits in a sitting. Khaled? He could probably handle 10. Let's talk about this--really get into the science on the limits of sausage biscuit consumption.
+gronk patrol each time he eats a meal he just screams "ANOTHER ONE" and has his servants bring him entire barn fulls of cooked animals.
"3 on the way to work, and then 6."
I guess you just have to know how to say "Another one".
DJ Khaled stares at a sausage biscuit, his clenched fingers gripping it.
Not too gently, but not too soft as to imply a lack of interest.
Crumbs fell to the plate. A delicious aroma rose from the sausage.
'You greasy,' DJ Khaled proclaimed, 'You fatty. I appreciate you.'
The sausage biscuit said nothing in response. Because it was a sausage biscuit. And those things don't usually engage in conversation.
DJ Khaled suddenly felt a tinge of regret. Perhaps he was being to lenient on the sausage biscuit. He had to assert dominance once again. He had to remind the sausage biscuit who he was.
'Say mah name,' he ordered.
The sausage biscuit said nothing. It was still an inanimate object.
'Ima eat you now'
*nomf*
Dove soap is actually really good
A bit pricey though. Bought 12 ivory for the price of 4 dove. :x Quality or not, that's a big difference in quantity.
and it last very little time
They never said soaping was easy. They don't want you to use proper soap. Some people can't handle paying 3 times price of an ordinary soap. Heh, I cayn.
it has been said that dove soap is the key to homogeneous khalidius' success
it smells like vomit
coco butter is the key
🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🗝🗝🗝🗝🗝🗝🗝🗝🗝🗝
dropping (dove) soap in the shower and getting raped is the key 😎
Margarine spread is also the key
I GOT THE KEYS THE KEYS THE KEYS
the key is to make it
Now _Khaled_ I can get into!
+ThioJoe Terrible just terrible
Combine with the Cinco Jetski Generator for maximum pleasure.
+Michael Burns not computing, please repeat.
This is NOT Suitable For Work. Are you sure?
+ThioJoe Could I see a fat wobble? And a Fuppastow?
5:56 _"azwidisidable bomoriginal stolla boominal origina WWWOOOOAAI
azwidisada mijinal bijinal original dun dun original dong ohn ohn DJ Khaled inside the build WWWWOO"_
Words of wisdom
Butane Boss THIS MADE THAT SCENE EVEN FUNNIER AHAHA
two years later this shits still funny
My daddy said butane's a bastard gas
I'm gonna get that tattooed on my body so every time I need some words of inspiration I can just look at it and feel like yeah, life's not that bad.
DJ Khaled is mainstream now. I don't know how I feel about this.
I know right. I hear kids talking about him all the time at school. I guess the only good thing is that my DJ khaled jokes will be understood
+Peter Molyneux yeah, once those dj khaled memes hit instagram u know he's too mainstream
+Peter Molyneux All good things eventually go mainstream. Just appreciate that other people enjoy this great man I guess, and don't think too much about where it came from.
2 Mainstream, but more success for him I guess
+Peter Molyneux He was HUUUUGE in '07 when We The Best dropped. Like properly mainstream famous for that year. Then he fell off pretty bad. This is just a weird resurgence because of the memes lol
I think he is trying to speak in a really thick reggae accent for some reason. Who knows, maybe that is just what a stroke does to you.
Yea he was saying "Bomba Clad" a lot
so a raggea stroke
I think he was speaking Arabic. His parents are from Palestine...
***** Unless it was just distorted because of fast speaking, I am quite sure that is not what Arabic sounds like.
+君德白 that wasn't Arabic
He’s trying to do the English/Jamaican mix style of music called Jungle. And failing HARD!
the key to success is dove soap
pidgeon soap ftw
+ayobami odulaja the key to success is to not spam
don't drop it
Sponsored by-Dove
@@RBG9000 Reported
DJ Khaled has a statue to Lion Maker in his backyard.
lol
+thevraptor The master of Holding You Down
+Ghostface Killah cringe
+Emily Megido fucking brilliant.
+thevraptor That's there to remind him of his roots
I was on the edge of my seat for the jet ski bit.
Ribbit
Hello my frog friend
more like jet ski "ribbit"
+AverageSmashGamer omg I missed the opportunity
You rat
When a Tai Lopez advert plays before the video. Only true H3H3 fans will understand the pain.
Haha I got one also.
mine was that dj khaled turbotax one lmao
xShotgunSurgeryx same tho
and now Ethan has a whole video with him.
Pain? Maybe, but I find it comedic
"Asbdbdjejdjskssbans DJ Khaled inside a building RIIIIIGGGGHT"(c) DJ Khaled 2015
5:55 this is an example of the best DJ khaled snap 11/10
LMAO i choked on my chips when i saw that
DondonoriginalDJKhaledinsidethebuilding oooory
Robi Kobe fuck off
Robi Kobe ği
4:00 Khaled is repeating one line.. that he uses everywhere.. that he has said out loud for years.. DOES HE HAVE A PAPER HE READS THAT LINE FROM NOW?
Kummo (RRM) he has an incredible talent to remember it
I want a girlfriend that looks at me like Hila looks at Ethan
I need a daddy like Ethan
Stolen comment
another one
Mad respect for anyone who uses dove soap they know whats good
I personally like Irish Spring, but now I think he won me over
Fuck you dove fanboy XD
😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😋😋😋😟💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍💯💯💯💯💯
EkS Dee
Irish Spring leaves your skin like a cactus dryyyy af and it smells like a retirement home.
seriously I didn't even know about this DJ before I saw your show so he owes you an interview because you are making him pop
lol who doesn't know about DJ Khaled...you must be 14
+Oscar Subirana I'm 33 and know nothing of him beyond what I've seen through Ethan and Hila.
to be fair he had a career long before these guys
there are more 14 year olds who know about DJ Khaled than any other age group
you know it boi
The good ol days
I feel like dj khaled is a real life version of OG Loc from San Andreas
Og Loc is skinny af lol DJ Khalid is obese. I think if Big Smoke somehow had a kid with Og loc then you get DJ Khalid. lop
FalloutFTW og loc should've stocked up on egg whites and sausage mcmuffins
Florida is a scam
DJ Khaled needs his own religion, he's getting on kayne's level
***** this needs to start trending
Kanye/Khaled 2020!!!!!
Whos kayne
Kanye Best kayne west the god
+CookiGaming He already has a good passage for his papa blessed bible, "The key is to make it." XD
Legend has it he still rides the waves of Florida looking for more keys of success.
LOL!
This guys ego is just hilarious, he sees himself as a god 😂😂😂😂
he's the meme god
we da best
shoyb ahmed his poor son is going to have one very skewed view on reality
shoyb ahmed I know right he acts like he's the best person in the world it's so frustrating
Man is rich. What is there to say.
I love how absolutely nothing has changed and Kahled is still a god meme
I'm really curious as to whether this is his persona he puts on when under social media spotlight.
Who knows, he might be a highly intellectual being that has a shit ton of bookshelves, with a lot of fuel units.
you know what I like more than my lamborghini? knowledge
He's legit like this lmao
+Ferrero Brown NAWLEDGE
+Ferrero Brown EHGWHATS
having bookshelf confirm have book is boost intelligentnousness confirm
If Id be lost on Hoth, he d be my fav companion for multiple reasons.
But he aint no tauntaun!
KicksAndAGame But he d be a good goof, might find the right way, and surely would be as good as a tauntaun in terms of keeping me warm, if I had to go that far.
He does have a lot of insulation.
I'll bet he smells like cocoa butter and dove soap inside.
you could hide in his body folds
DJ khaled is the definition of a meme.
Definition of a god
hila is beautiful
Not as beautiful as dj khaled.
This video may be 2 years old, but damn, I haven't laughed this hard in so long 😂 all these DJ Khaled videos are hilarious
Oh, the games people play.
REALLY?!?!
Mom will be so proud
Sticky game residue!
Gabe Newell Gabe knows all about sticky residue.
Re- Re- Re- Re- Re- Really
*Reeaallyyy*
Man i love you guys! make sure that after this video you make................another one :)
an another one
+ben crompton another one
Another one.
another one
AnOtheR oNe
Seriously tho, Hila should get a snapchat
I was really hoping they'd provide us with a username at the end of the video, I didn't know I needed Ethan and Hila's snap stories much more than Khaled's
+Lord Spade I would legit install Snapchat for that. I've been avoiding it since it came out but that would be the reason to cave lol
+Lord Spade pls, massive crush
+Lord Spade Yeah rigth that would be nice! :O
🔑
When Ethan said you find the groove baby to hila i shed a single tear of cuteness
hila is so beautiful and funny
ikr
+AndrewJ26 So adorable.
+Smoush Math wut
+Phanic! At The Fall Out Romance Pilots love your name sm
said none ever
"The key is to make it."
-DJ Khaled
Watching h3h3 like "ANOTHER ONE!"
7:30 "do you see what's about to go down?"
not his weight, that's what.
You guy's are so cute together
They should go on a date
+Irmak Kurt they are married
but they should go on a date
+ANTON, BYAH they're fucking married you bubblefuck
***** they're married.
At 5:56 I took a giant gulp of water and didn't realize that that would be next. Rip my keyboard.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Man, if that happened to me I'd be full of despair
***** upupup~
Why do you have that spoiler right on your name. Why do you do dis
***** oops sorry
1 of the top 10 Snapchats of all time....gotta be!
I love how DJ Khaled's embraced his meme. Yeah, he still comes off as really douchey but at the same time you gotta give the man props for being self aware enough to see that most of his antics are meme gold.
Douche? Dudes a big ball of love your just a judgemtal conservative who probaly thinks way to highly pf yourself
Gonna need some fries for all this salt you suddenly brought here. Meant no offense, man. I just noticed Khaled's a bit full of himself in a lot of his interviews.
+Jake Cooke khgfgup
Honestly h3h3 is one of the reasons I'm still alive
+Tyler Kobrick No shit.
I know this video is older, but I felt it was necessary to point out that when Khaled is showing off his door opening skills, he's opening the door of an elevator . . in his house. He's only on the second floor, but he is coming out of the elevator - meaning that he actually uses the elevator to get around his house.
I know a lot of rich people put elevators in their mansions as some kind of "look how rich I am" status symbol, but it's the fact that he actually USES his that's so amazing
you guys are the only people on youtube that actually *literally* make me laugh out loud
I think the fact that Khaled is so generally positive, no matter the context or interpretation of that, is what makes him so great now. Like I can't help but feel he's being really genuine.
I rarely actually laugh out loud at videos, but you guys always make me LOL! XD
Put DJ Khalid on Miss Universe he'll definitely win.
And when he wins and gets the crown he'll be like "Another one" and then "Another one"
me too thanks, I hope trump doesn't get elected
Trey Patton lol
AYO IM IN DA BLUD CLOT he just admitted he had a stroke from a blood clot
I sexually identify as DJ Khaled. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of letting We The Best sound take control and getting people to say my name. People say to me that shutting down the iTunes servers is impossible, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm getting JAY-Z to feature in my new single and I’m signing him to We The Best. From now I want you guys to call me “Fuccboi Khaled” and respect my right to drop fire beats. If you can't accept me you're a wethebestphobe and need to check your success privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
haha
Bless up
+ttr2014 AJ heeeey
Another one!
They don't want you to be a fuccboi.
Hila is becoming more comfortable in front of the camera, yayy!!! More Hila! Ethen is okay, I guess
jk, you're great man, papa bless
If DJ Khaled doesn't answer your email, send... another one!
THANKS FOR USING MY COMPILATION ETHAN! I'M A HUGE FAN! PAPA BLESS!! #FupaMaster
I feel like this is the happiest Hila has ever been. There is a joy in her eyes that i have never seen before.
Dude I live in Florida, it's 85 degrees everyday but it feels like ur in a fishbowl sitting in the sun because of the humidity
Living on mars out there
Is it just me or is Hila opening up more in front of the camera? :)
I think she is indeed getting more comfortable infront of the camera. She even talks randomly now, not just when Ethan asks her something. But come on, who doesn't get more comfortable when they see DJ Khaled? Let alone his body.
It's DJ Khaled
not han solo tho
+Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren in The Force Awakens fuck off dude you comment the same shit on every post it's unfunny and gay
+Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren in The Force Awakens han solo survives
i just realized DJ Khaled is probably SoFloAntonio's fuckin dad.
That would be cancerous
I love this video... 'That is further proof that he suffered a stroke!' cracks me up every time....
I miss them like this
Life was better when this video came out😭
DJ Khaled is love. DJ Khaled is life.
Egg whites
Coco butter
+Dom Somethin turkey bacon
Chicken sausage
+Radioactive Eggs Dove soap
Little did young Ethan and Hila know at that time, that their dream of meating the mystical Khaled would come true... Minus the jet ski
Every time I doubt myself I just envision khaled saying “I CAN”
I love how ethan look to hila evertime!
NormalGuy _12 and the way she reacts to things he says. I'm convinced it's all to make her laugh tbh lol
his rap name would be
-Lil Whale
-MC Donald's
-Unslim shady
-lil big
Muslim shady
Some people can't handle a stroke, I can.
" *RRROOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHT* "
-DJ Khaled
I felt my IQ dropping by the second.... fucking Khaled
Then you should stop fucking me.
the key is to never stop fucking
they don't want you to nut, but I do.
+fraser frazzle (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Man I watch Dj Khaled on SnapChat EVERYDAY... He the best. We the Best. You Smart.
Back in the good ol days
Pause at 2:50 for the two most genuine smiles I think two human beings have exchanged with one another. Fucking moving dude.
I wish I will get a girl to look at me the way Hila looks at Ethan.
THE KAHLID STROKES HAVE ME DYINGGGGGG STILL TILL THIS DAY this is truly a masterpiece, this is the reason why I’m alive
LISTEN TO THE *bloop* THAT HILA'S HAND MAKE ON 8:04
Hahaha
12:15 "The key is to be persistent"
And they actually met him 🤯
"SOME PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE SUCCESS I CAN!" Meanwhile weighs 400 lbs
14:02 that voice crack
lmfao!
hahahah
African Warlord you joking m8 ?
SWEEZY SWAGERS i aint your mate, and no im not
African Warlord ok then your a stupid face
“Look at those beautiful folds” 😂😂😂😂💀
”Lion.. king of the jungle”
Too bad they live on the Savannah. Shoud’ve bought a Tiger, dude.
When he was watering the plants I thought he was taking a piss. XD
Is DJ Khalid permanently sweaty?
I feel like he would always be sweaty.
I miss this channel so much
can we just take a few seconds to cherish how adorable you guys are omggf
You smart... You loyal... You grateful... I appreciate chu.
8:46 You can hear some of what he's trying to say when he tries to speak really fast in a Jamaican accent.
"Bless up all massive. Original DJ Khal-Orignal don gorgon, with the bumbaclot ya boy dem talk about. The bumbaclot bad boy."
Dj Khaled and Tai Lopez should a "key to success" collab video. It would open the doors for all of us...
I love TJ Collins.
Donna said this
+Ethan and Hila, you should really do a Dj Khaled and John Sakars crossover now that our blessed man is on a 22 days nutrition vegan diet. Oh and yeah love the work you do, almost got a stroke from too much laughter and too many sausage biscuits. Keep up tha good work!
Wow DJ Khaled, you opened that door, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
Let Hila speak more, you always break her xD
btw, we loyal & we smart & you appreciate that
+MLGBanterVids anotha one
We the best
Moatm HD You smaht.
+Anonymous you loyhal
THEY DON'T WANT US TO PLAY ON SMASHVILLE
Legalize poke floats
Look at those filthy casuals
+Johnny Petes sm4sh casuals.
+Johnny Petes melee hell
+Browser Jr., Google Chrom, and Mozilla Fire Fox ew, I smell a tr4sh casual. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i had a dream : dj khaled was in prison and for some reason i fell in love with him wtf?????
it was a warning. don't let it become reality.
No. No. NO!
flower crown You wanted to be the D to his J
LAYAN
I had a dream with DJ Khaled. Then, I had another one. Another one.
Another one.
DJ Khaled has gone beyond having strokes.
He has become the stroke.
top tier ethan/hila coordination in this one. bless up
Major key to success... Cinammon toast crunch.