There’s a huge difference between lactose intolerance and a dairy allergy. One is the shits, the other is your body attacking itself and potentially getting anaphylaxis. (Throat and tongue swelling)
People shouldn't drink milk in the first place, you're not supposed to. Unless you want to end up with man breasts hanging down and damage your digestive system. Milk is meant for baby cows at the end of the day, it has the necessary amount of nutrients and hormones for them, not for humans. That's unless you never had biology at school which I honestly doubt 😐
@@BrumeNoire I agree milk isn’t meant to metabolize in your body but I also want to say it’s not only for baby cows. Women literally naturally produce milk for their newborns
I was so skeptical when the lady said that there was a test to show what you’re intolerant to because as someone with ibs on the fodmap diet i got offended that they didn’t do that for me lmfao i would much rather know with lab work but nope
He probably was just able to keep track of the days he didn't have pizza and the rest adds up to how much pizza he's had (if he's consistent with how much he eats every day).
@@xenomorph2056 That's right. If someone showed all the bullshit junk food eat in a yr or whatever that most ppl eat then it would look just same. Besides someone like him will probably replace it with something similar to pizza or other unhealthy crap.
@@danielz1666 Yo, it's so funny you commented on this. When I posted this a year ago, I didn't know, but now I do. I'm sick 😅 And my illness caused some rapid weight gain. But you're totally right about that happening with sugar. Once you cut something, your body really gets used to not having it and is shocked if it enters your system again.
@@idkidk7087 it's not necessarily pizza causing his lactose intolerance. I mean. They didn't mention whether or not he eats yogurt for breakfast and lunch everyday, or whether he eats a cereal with milk, or even if he is an avid coffee or tea drinker. Caffeine can also affect your bowels. All of those things combined might have made what should have been an accute intolerance become a major problem.
@@nikkimoon1533 the point of this show is that the people supposedly eat *only* that one food. He might drink a coke but based on the info we're given its safe to discount the other foods you listed off there >.
Not to sure about that pizza is very thin compared to a typical diet. And in order to stack it you would need to separate the ingredients into separate containers and stack those.
I ate 2 pizza's a day for 13 years. Now days I usually eat one a day. I haven't lost any friends but have lost girlfriends over it. They say not only are they sick of pizza but sick of seeing and smelling pizza. I've been told it's horrible and to stop or I will turn into a pizza someday. I turned this on to watch while I ate pizza. I guess I better find a better way to eat.
Try and turn your favourite meals into pizzas! Buy some pizza bases, then make your meal, pop it on your pizza base, cover it with cheese, pop in the oven, et vioila. Chicken Ala king pizza with rice and blue cheese sounds heavenly, if you ask me. Oh, and what about thanksgibing turkey pizza with cranberry dressing?! Oooh what about like a 5 different kind of cheese pizza with haloumi, blue cheese, mild Cheddar, emmental and Italian peppered cheese?! Goodness, now I want pizza with everything!
Unless your lactose intolerant, I wouldn't worry as much. You mighr develope it later on so try just getting checked for it and monitoring your health. No matter what you eat even too much water become dangerous. Maybe even try eating a vegan or vegetarian pizza. Lactose free options, or other. This would help even a little bit. No matter what other people think, your health will be different than someone elses so just talk with your doctor over what you need and don't need to worry about.
Watching you two in the morning with tea and breakfast before work is my favorite way to begin the day. You've become a consistent part of my morning routine. Thank you!❤ Y'all make me happy 😊
“I’ve never heard of a pizza wreckin’ a dude” I actually had to pause React Couch to laugh at that comment for a straight 15 minutes! My husband is worried for my health at the moment.
That's what I was thinking. I was wondering why he didn't just switch to vegan and vegetarian options? 🤔 This episode was stupid AF. Also, there are over the counter medicines to treat lactose intolerance, or anti-diarrhea medicines. My brother developed lactose intolerance in his later teens and whenever he wanted to eat out and was worried, he'd just take an immodium/Prodium. 🤷♀️ Eventually, it went away again.
Except it wasn't Lactose which was causing problems, it was Caseine, which is a protein found in dairy products (and in most protein powders), it was being toxic to his liver and kidneys. Plus the tomato would cause stomach and intestinal problems if eaten too often (i.e. eating 2 pizzas a day)
@@nikkimoon1533 whether or not he was lactose intolerant, eating pizza every day has other negative health effects. That much carbs and cheese even if you're not lactose intolerant is unhealthy.
I love the way Ken's mind works. I love Dean's laugh, it's the best! And the friendship and bright cheeriness the bring combined is why I love to watch these videos whenever I need some wholesomeness and light in my life. ❤
Ive watched a lot of videos but this one has to be one of the best, the way you & Dane interact, the content, the laughter. Your videos are always great but this one's top tier ⭐
I watched an episode of this show where the woman only ate French fries. For the shock therapy, they dumped a bunch of potatoes out of a truck. They tested her taste buds and found that she had an abnormal organization that made her not like any other foods. They tried to get her to eat other foods starting by dying fries different colors and she cried.
Funniest episode ever I ever watched. A combination of taking the piss out of him and a potentially serious situation plus the badly done documentary. Absolute Gold gentlemen ❤️
@@josh44026 funnily enough when i stop ate rice my family practically nag me like whats wrong with me etc....and i been eating rice everyday for how long now anyway moderation moderation unless you eating lots of rice your not in that much more in risk of diabetes
I'm overwhelmed with emotions right now. I haven't thought about eating every day a pizza. Also lady should know that pizza is amazing since it can be balanced. You can put whatever you want on it and it's always delicious! Mine favourite is bacon and ham, double cheese one.
let us round it up to 1.25 boxes a day...10 slices....that is nuts....doesn't matter veggies or not, the cheese, sauce but mostly the bread , that should kill him....
@@EpicLebaneseNerd that's less than 1/2 a slice per hour per day. 🙄 It's not that bad. Plus, it's not like he's eating the exact same pizza for every meal. He's probably doing the rounds of chicken, ham, turkey (maybe) and beef on his pizza, plus like someone previously mentioned, he's still getting some veggies, etc on his pizza.
@@EpicLebaneseNerd get what you're saying about the great though, but what if he started eating healthier dough alternatives, like whole-wheat or something, and switches to a lactose free cheese... Who could stop him then? 😅
It's not just about what is in your diet that makes it healthy or unhealthy, a healthy diet needs to be varied, you need to include different starches, sugars, proteins and fats in your diet. (i.e. if you eat the same things everyday you might not be that healthy even if the single ingredients aren't unhealthy by themselves)
7:06 I literally had a friend that did that. He’d eat pizza and drink milk and then be in the bathroom for most of the day. Complained about his stomach hurting and all and then repeat the process the next day
This video's kind of old, so I don't know why I'm even mentioning this, but I still want to point it out: At 6:20 or so, when it shows the dude's "allergy test" results, it shows what type of test they did: an IgG4 Food Antibody test. Why is this important? Because the IgG4 antibody test *doesn't tell you if you have an allergy/sensitivity or not*. Items that get high results only mean that the person has been exposed to a lot of it - which makes sense why his Casein and Milk numbers are so high if he's been eating 400 pizzas in a year! If he really might have an allergy he should be getting testing done by a qualified allergist or immunologist. I'm not saying he doesn't have any issues related to them, but just that the test they did for the show doesn't show what they're saying it does.
@@filthypenguintv4931 ever heard of meth or nicotine i heard they a diet surpressor oh btw you might lose a teeth or two dont worry its just less weight btw sarcasm
You'd be surprised at some people's metabolism... my dad eats like crap everyday (poptarts, ice cream, tater tots, pizza, cheese etc.) and he's as skinny as can be. Just got his cholesterol checked though, and it's damn near a miracle he hasn't had a heart attack yet. Medications like opiates can also cause a lack of weight gain, even if the person eats alot
I used to have a roommate that was lactose intolerant. I swear to God the military could have bottled the gas that came out of his body and used it as a lethal weapon.
About to get me some pizza at 3am. I'm trying to slow down on the pizzas, but this video got me. Thanks. I love you, guys. And I really love pizza too.
I used to be lactose intolerant when I was a kid. If pizza was served I either had to peel the cheese off or go without. Pizza without cheese sucks so I usually skipped it. One day after our scout meeting was over, a kid named Eric started taunting me when he found out why I wasn't eating any. He kept shoving a big slice in my face saying "Eat it bubble guts!" When he wouldn't quit I slapped it out of his hand and it landed on the floor. Eric flipped out because I just ruined his pizza. When he whined to the scout leader they told him it was his own fault. Eric freaked out even more when he discovered there wasn't any pizza left.
@@conormurphy4328 that's just it. If you are allergic to something and constantly put it in your body, you escalate the reactions gradually. All of a sudden you can go in to anafylactic shock. Been there, experienced it, didn't like it.
Agreed - the casein (milk protein) and milk sensitivities demonstrated by the antibody counts show he is reacting to dairy products, and this could cause major problems, eventually. But, there are alternatives like goat cheese or cheeseless pizzas that are just as tasty and won't cause these reactions, so making the dude give up pizza simply because of that is ridiculous. Now, if his pizza 'addiction' is causing him relationship or financial problems, or immediately life-threatening health issues that can only be solved by completely removing pizza, that is understandable, but otherwise I think the people in this show are seriously overreacting.
Thank you. Lactose intolerance and milk allergy are two different things. My daughter was diagnosed with a milk allergy. At the moment, it only causes inflammation in her body. But, there was a story recently about a boy in London who went to a restaurant and died, because his meal was coated and cooked in buttermilk.
I grew up being the pickiest eater ever, peanut butter sandwiches, cinnamon toast (hah), and fishsticks. Now an adult woman I'm allergic to WHEAT. Quite literally FAINTED off the toilet the other day because sometimes I would treat myself to a pastry or other delicious glutinous snacks.. I'll tell you having my boyfriend drive me to the emergency room because i fell on my head, imma never eat that poison again. thanks for listening>>???
Same. I'm part Italian and full Southern. There was bread involved with every meal. I have been told i am allergic to yeast. Not gluten. Yeast. I feel your pain.
Over four hundred pizzas a year? You need to bump those numbers up, thems rookie numbers son.
The Pizza Lord has spoken
But those aint Italian.
Pffffttt amateur
That's how much I have in a weekend!
I know, right?
I was eating that much when I was an infant!
Buff, you earned a like on this for the line, “I’ve never heard of pizza wrecking a dude so hard.” I laughed for like 5 min. Much love my dudes!!
Ate all that pizza but looked in better shape than most of his family
He must have some kind of thyroid problem. There’s NO WAY he’d be skinny if his thyroid was working like it should.
I must learn this sorcery
@@CocoForBird yeah he's not in the best of shape.physically he's just thin.
Fast metabolism
Maybe he should have joined the pizza time pizza family
There’s a huge difference between lactose intolerance and a dairy allergy. One is the shits, the other is your body attacking itself and potentially getting anaphylaxis. (Throat and tongue swelling)
Ohhhh I didn't know that
Yeah isn't lactose intolerance just when the enzyme lactase stops being produced to break down lactose
People shouldn't drink milk in the first place, you're not supposed to. Unless you want to end up with man breasts hanging down and damage your digestive system. Milk is meant for baby cows at the end of the day, it has the necessary amount of nutrients and hormones for them, not for humans. That's unless you never had biology at school which I honestly doubt 😐
@@BrumeNoire I agree milk isn’t meant to metabolize in your body but I also want to say it’s not only for baby cows. Women literally naturally produce milk for their newborns
@@brycesasser6204 But breast milk for babies is a very different thing. It's actually a specialized form of sweat, odd as that sounds.
When they showed all the boxes of pizza Instead of being grossed out I was like mmmmmm pizza....
The only reason I wasn't doing the same is because I was already eating some.
Same.
Exactly
I really hope I have a frozen pizza in my frrezer. I need pizza right now! Wish I had some pineapple though. 😊
Pizza is life!
He's not lactose intolerant, he has a severe casein allergy. Lactose intolerance is tested through a fecal sample (I use to work in a lab).
Interesting!
Ummm, they do hydrogen breath tests too. It's how mine was diagnosed, as well as my son's.
I was so skeptical when the lady said that there was a test to show what you’re intolerant to because as someone with ibs on the fodmap diet i got offended that they didn’t do that for me lmfao i would much rather know with lab work but nope
@@Cthulhuhues Oh wow. Well I hope your kinky doctor was nice at least!
They can test it with saliva too
Honestly if he’s in that shape I’m changing my diet to 469 pizzas a year.
He has fast metabolism but he can still get cardiac arrest
And he shits like a goose
@@blaws6684 An animal has more sense. Like Buffpro said, "If I ate something that gave me the runs, I would stop eating that."
Like the old story”hey doc it hurts when I do this” doc says “then don’t do that!”
@@blaws6684 Exactly!
Who kept track of the exact number of pizzas he ate in a year? His stalker?
He probably was just able to keep track of the days he didn't have pizza and the rest adds up to how much pizza he's had (if he's consistent with how much he eats every day).
How is it that that man eats nothing but pizza and he still skinnier than me who eats nothing but rice and chicken.
Genetics
pretty much XD
@@kleitoes *stares at his father* are you sure about that??
It the thyroid hormone dude
It’s the air, your breathing too much air, if you go on a no air diet for a year you’ll be in your bones
dane: “they don’t even have a seat for him.”
I DIED😂🤣
By their casual look at the table, I assumed they thought he was bringing his own chair. Lol for sure!
I'm suddenly getting overwhelmed over Dane's overwhelming emotion towards Ken's overwhelming feelings for Josh's overwhelming pizza pain
🔃 Card
Whelming
Underwhelming comment is underwhelming. Ha! Puns are funs! Now I'm perfectly whelmed
@@BeeTeaDubsI love being perfectly whelmed
I love Buff cheesing at himself in the camera 😂 he’s so freaking cute
That "this is how much you eat in a year" argument is kind of stupid honestly. They could do the same thing with water, and it would look insane.
Agreed.
But wait for it......you drink water to stay alive and the water needs to be put back in...doubt pizza and water are in the same category
@@Tysandifer how bout rice and pizza
@@Tysandifer how about ANYTHING a human body eats/drinks? Literally anything?
@@xenomorph2056 That's right. If someone showed all the bullshit junk food eat in a yr or whatever that most ppl eat then it would look just same. Besides someone like him will probably replace it with something similar to pizza or other unhealthy crap.
This guy eats 400+ pizzas a year and maintains a healthy weight.
Meanwhile, I buy one pack of Coke and gain 30 lbs.
Maybe your body's not used to that much sugar so doesn't know what to do with all that fat.
@@danielz1666 Yo, it's so funny you commented on this. When I posted this a year ago, I didn't know, but now I do. I'm sick 😅 And my illness caused some rapid weight gain.
But you're totally right about that happening with sugar. Once you cut something, your body really gets used to not having it and is shocked if it enters your system again.
@@DanielleVlog365 any updates?
I'm pretty sure if you stack all the food that a normal person eats in a year, it would be bigger than that stack of pizza boxes.
Echoes mourN but if you stack how many pizzas they eat in a year, it’ll be a lot less. He doesn’t eat nothing but pizza, but he eats a lot of pizza.
@@idkidk7087 it's not necessarily pizza causing his lactose intolerance. I mean. They didn't mention whether or not he eats yogurt for breakfast and lunch everyday, or whether he eats a cereal with milk, or even if he is an avid coffee or tea drinker. Caffeine can also affect your bowels. All of those things combined might have made what should have been an accute intolerance become a major problem.
@@nikkimoon1533 the point of this show is that the people supposedly eat *only* that one food. He might drink a coke but based on the info we're given its safe to discount the other foods you listed off there >.
Not to sure about that pizza is very thin compared to a typical diet. And in order to stack it you would need to separate the ingredients into separate containers and stack those.
Haven't you done the math that is 1.3 pizza a day
"You are getting in a year 230lbs of cheese."
Me: Sounds great!
His bones gotta be hella strong though
I ate 2 pizza's a day for 13 years. Now days I usually eat one a day. I haven't lost any friends but have lost girlfriends over it. They say not only are they sick of pizza but sick of seeing and smelling pizza.
I've been told it's horrible and to stop or I will turn into a pizza someday. I turned this on to watch while I ate pizza. I guess I better find a better way to eat.
Try and turn your favourite meals into pizzas! Buy some pizza bases, then make your meal, pop it on your pizza base, cover it with cheese, pop in the oven, et vioila.
Chicken Ala king pizza with rice and blue cheese sounds heavenly, if you ask me.
Oh, and what about thanksgibing turkey pizza with cranberry dressing?! Oooh what about like a 5 different kind of cheese pizza with haloumi, blue cheese, mild Cheddar, emmental and Italian peppered cheese?! Goodness, now I want pizza with everything!
Dude, you're not alone.
I was eating pizza while watching this! 🤣
I usually get frozen pizzas, switching up the brands and sometimes ordering out
Put a carrot on it
Unless your lactose intolerant, I wouldn't worry as much.
You mighr develope it later on so try just getting checked for it and monitoring your health.
No matter what you eat even too much water become dangerous.
Maybe even try eating a vegan or vegetarian pizza. Lactose free options, or other.
This would help even a little bit.
No matter what other people think, your health will be different than someone elses so just talk with your doctor over what you need and don't need to worry about.
Watching you two in the morning with tea and breakfast before work is my favorite way to begin the day. You've become a consistent part of my morning routine. Thank you!❤
Y'all make me happy 😊
wonderful! For me they have become part of my night routine. I watch them when I eat dinner, their videos complete my day!
I think this guy took pizza time a bit too seriously. When Peter Parker said that he didn’t mean eating that much
It's not pizza time, it's pizza life
When Uncle Ben died he just couldn't stop
Who Ben ?
@@markoz673bajen8 ...
Marios Tabajen go see spider man
Right at 6:34 when Ken says "it's the cheese" I got a Sargento cheese ad
I like how buffpro dropped his hat and played it off.😅😂
Rewound to see it. Freaking hilarious
I adore that man lol
5:05 If anyone's interested
@@noahlynd1266 scrolled down to see if anyone else noticed lol
@@champagnesocialist777 dont think so
“I’ve never heard of a pizza wreckin’ a dude”
I actually had to pause React Couch to laugh at that comment for a straight 15 minutes! My husband is worried for my health at the moment.
I think he's more worried about your mental health because you laughed at a slightly humorous comment for 15 minutes.
@@TimLevi I made this comment 2 Years ago. A bit late to the game aren’t ya.
@@ValidStranger yup just thought how crazy it would be to go into a laughing fit for 15 mins. My bad... go back to hysterically laughing. Jk
@@TimLevi your pathetic attempt to start a meaningless fight is astounding! Please, co tongue making useless points! They’re entertaining!
17 minutes of Ken and buffpro trying to justify their diet.
Definitely 17 minutes well-spent.
Yep, @@Mr_Original. The day pizza is officially going to kill me is the day I say, "Ah well! Death, here I come with open arms!".
@@adamgray1753
Which is never.
Darn skippy, @@Mr_Original!
@@adamgray1753
Same here, man. Same here.
@14:38
“I’ve never heard of pizza just wreckin’ a dude so hard.” *Earthquake of laughter* ~Dane aka Buffpro, 2019 😂🤣💀
There is a loop hole, lots of places have lactose free cheese.
Ya he juat needs healthier pizza
That's what I was thinking. I was wondering why he didn't just switch to vegan and vegetarian options? 🤔 This episode was stupid AF. Also, there are over the counter medicines to treat lactose intolerance, or anti-diarrhea medicines. My brother developed lactose intolerance in his later teens and whenever he wanted to eat out and was worried, he'd just take an immodium/Prodium. 🤷♀️ Eventually, it went away again.
Except it wasn't Lactose which was causing problems, it was Caseine, which is a protein found in dairy products (and in most protein powders), it was being toxic to his liver and kidneys. Plus the tomato would cause stomach and intestinal problems if eaten too often (i.e. eating 2 pizzas a day)
@@nikkimoon1533 whether or not he was lactose intolerant, eating pizza every day has other negative health effects. That much carbs and cheese even if you're not lactose intolerant is unhealthy.
Eating pizza without the cheese. I know mind-blowing
Josh's brother fightin that smile n laugh while shoving pizza in his face
Is he eating or smoking that pizza?
That cough sounds like my dad's smokers cough
Maybe he shotgun the pizza 30 rock style 🤣🤣
Wouldn't be surprised if he was doing both... 🤣
Lol I found the comment I was looking for!
I mean allergic reactions can cause inflammation in the lungs and dairy can cause mucus build up.
Huh, @@Ari_C. I did not know this. Thank you.
I have never laughed so hard at one of your episodes. This was absolutely hilarious.
that guy getting pizza in front of his recovering pizza addict brother is such a POWERMOVE
And he ordered a Margherita Pizza and then picked all the tomatoes off!
Its more of an asshole move but whatever
@@cristinagomez9355 i mean he's prob gonna need exposure therapy either way anyways
@@aspenm2576 True, but doing it so soon after his start to fixing the problem is going to be more of an issue
Guy saw an opportunity and he took it
I love the way Ken's mind works. I love Dean's laugh, it's the best! And the friendship and bright cheeriness the bring combined is why I love to watch these videos whenever I need some wholesomeness and light in my life. ❤
"Pizza is the end of friendships, and the ruiner of education."
~ BuffPro
Ive watched a lot of videos but this one has to be one of the best, the way you & Dane interact, the content, the laughter. Your videos are always great but this one's top tier ⭐
The hamburgler one was pretty epic as well!
im surprised Dane came back after that spider fiasco 😂👏
He knows the couch ain't nothin' without him. 😂
I watched an episode of this show where the woman only ate French fries. For the shock therapy, they dumped a bunch of potatoes out of a truck. They tested her taste buds and found that she had an abnormal organization that made her not like any other foods. They tried to get her to eat other foods starting by dying fries different colors and she cried.
5:04 made me laugh so hard. Look at his hat. The way he played it off was amazing.
Lol yassss his face....
5:08 the hat 🧢 dipped out and you just said screw it, it’s cool lol 😂
14:37 I've never heard of a pizza reckin a dude so hard....😂
I died 😂😂😂😂
Omg I can't. I have been to rehab for actual reasons and this is great.
12:41 omg they roasted his daddy for having that look on his face🤣😂😆👏🏾😭😭😭😭
Brother eats pizza next to him, radio starts play: hello darkness my old frend
I was waiting for the Kool-aid man to come through the pile of boxes.
Lady: you can't eat the cheese
Guy: guess I'll take off the cheese
Yeah my thought😆
Ken: "Dude's in a pizza depression!" Me: That's pizzapression!
"I've never heard of pizza just reckin a dude so hard." 🤣🤣😭 That's why I couldn't go to college cause I ate pizza.
Don't forget eating pizza will also cause you a huge debt if you eat in college
''Josh has nothing to live for'' LMAO if they make a show on me, they'll make banks.
Funniest episode ever I ever watched. A combination of taking the piss out of him and a potentially serious situation plus the badly done documentary. Absolute Gold gentlemen ❤️
Love the ‘pizza will delete your education’🤣
It's not an addiction, it's a way of life
Yeah ! Btw who are those Doctors?
Hopefully not by the name Phil.
One pizza per day is too much
@@josh44026 taxes is too much
@@josh44026 funnily enough when i stop ate rice my family practically nag me like whats wrong with me etc....and i been eating rice everyday for how long now anyway moderation moderation unless you eating lots of rice your not in that much more in risk of diabetes
Waaait... but any addiction is a way of life
Wait till he realises they have dairy free cheese at some pizza places now.
I'm overwhelmed with emotions right now. I haven't thought about eating every day a pizza. Also lady should know that pizza is amazing since it can be balanced. You can put whatever you want on it and it's always delicious! Mine favourite is bacon and ham, double cheese one.
Get out.
I was eating a ham and bacon pizza while watching this, I love it so much! XD
you guys literally make me so happy in my darkest days. Thank you
Let the man eat zaaa, he's so close to becoming pizza the hut.
Ohhh so close, but no top comment this time lol
That's just a destiny of death, because he might not've been able to resist eating himself, ultimately ending his journey.
@@Mr_Original But that works because Pizza the Hutt ate himself in Spaceballs at the end of the movie.
i have had an argument about this once its "sa' not 'za'.
lasagna, zagna, za
pizza, sa
@@yossepy
That's exactly what I was referencing. XD
Classic. Thanks for the laughs
"Pizza" might just be some code-name for heroin ... it all makes sense now.
Hey can you hook me up with a gram of uhh. "pizza"? I'm in real bad shape man. I need some cheese in my veins cmon man please
@@evanislost Hey man..Just...Just one slice, okay? Just...Just one slice! I'll pay you back!
Dang i like how the comments is addict jokes
According to Hilary Clintons email, pizza is code for rape children.
that's a twist
Man, its crazy to see you guys now vs this video. Keep up the grind
While watching this I ate a pizza, never been so triggered in my life
Same, and same.
i've never laughed this hard in a while. thank you!! you guys are hilarious. 🤩👍💛
That's like around 1,3 box per day. If there are veggies on the toppings that's not actually that bad of a diet...
Yeah, and if he made real home made healthy, not overly cheesy Italian/Sicilian pizza he would be healthy.
let us round it up to 1.25 boxes a day...10 slices....that is nuts....doesn't matter veggies or not, the cheese, sauce but mostly the bread , that should kill him....
@@EpicLebaneseNerd that's less than 1/2 a slice per hour per day. 🙄 It's not that bad. Plus, it's not like he's eating the exact same pizza for every meal. He's probably doing the rounds of chicken, ham, turkey (maybe) and beef on his pizza, plus like someone previously mentioned, he's still getting some veggies, etc on his pizza.
@@EpicLebaneseNerd get what you're saying about the great though, but what if he started eating healthier dough alternatives, like whole-wheat or something, and switches to a lactose free cheese... Who could stop him then? 😅
It's not just about what is in your diet that makes it healthy or unhealthy, a healthy diet needs to be varied, you need to include different starches, sugars, proteins and fats in your diet. (i.e. if you eat the same things everyday you might not be that healthy even if the single ingredients aren't unhealthy by themselves)
They don’t even have a seat for him. Lol I’m dying my guy
Can you react to the worst mom on Dr Phil. Her name is Nikki. She abandoned her daughter in order to, quote, find herself.
so every modern mother or am i being a jerk
Dunno if he would, cos his Dr.Phill react vids always got copystriked thus he stopped making them :/
@Affan Sami
Don’t worry most Gen Z kids are gonna be alright cos all the Democrat kids are in a dumpster behind planned parenthood.
@@BottomlessCoffee. well that is depressing I just wonder why do people hate traditional ways of parenting
Sounds like my ex-wife
7:06 I literally had a friend that did that. He’d eat pizza and drink milk and then be in the bathroom for most of the day. Complained about his stomach hurting and all and then repeat the process the next day
I wish I had pizza bout to make myself a sandwich
Currently eating pizza as I watch this video.
You can make some with flower tortillas. Use two tortillas and curl/bend the edge so that the sauce and toppings don't spill out. Cook and enjoy.
@@smol_white_bat you mean flour tortillas?
HOW THE FRICK DOES THIS DUDE AFFORD 469 PIZZAS AND A HOUSE AND A CAR BUT HAS NO JOB AND NO EDUCATION
Enabling parents?
A hoax show....
I know its sarcasm
This episode made me order pizza
Dont judge
*judges but orders pizza as well*
**judges for not having pizza beforehand, while eating pizza**
lol
*judges approvingly*
Don't judge? IM PROUD OF YOU! ❤️👏👏
Ken: "WHY WONT OUR BODIES JUST LET US ENJOY THINGS?"
Every single person that gets periods ever: 🙃
Could just say every female
Just imagine if his dad was hank hill he would have said You’re gonna eat all 469 of those pizzas right now until you’re sick of it.
4:50 😂😂😂 I spat out my cereal
If eating too much pizza makes you an addict, then I'm addicted to heroin...this isnt a joke please help
I love you
Why not both?
Based
Timothy Evans go to a hospital and get detoxed or something
ur stronger than u think
the white noise of emotions
😂😂😂
"Slice Of Zza" lololol, Sounds Like the Name of A BufPro Pizza Shop... Nyccccccccccccccccce
You know he only stopped at 469 because he didn't want to push through to 569, and 420 wasn't enough for him.
Mom: We looked at that menu, and there’s nothing on there that he’s eaten in 10 years
Brother: Orders a pizza
HIGHLY SUSPECT ☝️
This video's kind of old, so I don't know why I'm even mentioning this, but I still want to point it out: At 6:20 or so, when it shows the dude's "allergy test" results, it shows what type of test they did: an IgG4 Food Antibody test. Why is this important? Because the IgG4 antibody test *doesn't tell you if you have an allergy/sensitivity or not*.
Items that get high results only mean that the person has been exposed to a lot of it - which makes sense why his Casein and Milk numbers are so high if he's been eating 400 pizzas in a year! If he really might have an allergy he should be getting testing done by a qualified allergist or immunologist. I'm not saying he doesn't have any issues related to them, but just that the test they did for the show doesn't show what they're saying it does.
Next level: pizza without cheese
Hahahah thanks guys, I really needed this tonight! You have no idea .. you guys are hilarious!! Thank you both. ❤️
This guys friends: hey guys what do u want to eat
This guy: Pizza time
Watching this throwback and a fuc ing pizza ad comes on 😂
This show has to be a joke, they can't actually think they can bullshit viewers that bad, pizza is pizza, and the guy looks generally healthy
If I can be that thin by eating 469 pizzas a year, then I'm in!
@@filthypenguintv4931 Ditto!
Have you heard of matt stonie
@@filthypenguintv4931 ever heard of meth or nicotine i heard they a diet surpressor oh btw you might lose a teeth or two dont worry its just less weight btw sarcasm
You'd be surprised at some people's metabolism... my dad eats like crap everyday (poptarts, ice cream, tater tots, pizza, cheese etc.) and he's as skinny as can be. Just got his cholesterol checked though, and it's damn near a miracle he hasn't had a heart attack yet. Medications like opiates can also cause a lack of weight gain, even if the person eats alot
Today I learned from TLC: Pizza is the bane of education and employment.
I'm an alcoholic. Wish it was pizza instead lol. I'm jealous
For me its cottage cheese...
I mean rehab exist....worth a shot
And its not like the addiction doesnt rebound idk depend some people give up
14:27 WOW that roast was so hard core
At 5:06 his hat just went
"Aight imma head out"
Buff done laughed out of his hat!
Josh: I eat 469 pizzas a year.
Ken: That's not that much.
I used to have a roommate that was lactose intolerant. I swear to God the military could have bottled the gas that came out of his body and used it as a lethal weapon.
Shameful.
A _true_ pizza addict NEVER turns their back on pizza. *NEVER!*
Thats what ever drug addict thought b4 they get a dose a bit too high
Ofc in moderation that isnt a problem still die though
Fukin love these dudes great entertainment
About to get me some pizza at 3am. I'm trying to slow down on the pizzas, but this video got me. Thanks. I love you, guys. And I really love pizza too.
14:38 "I've never heard of pizza wrecking a dude so hard!" ROFLMAO!
460 pizza in a year, hold my coke...
Is that a challenge?
Buff's face @ 1:03 =mood
ya'll came for this guy so hard, I'm cracking up 👏👏 😂
I used to be lactose intolerant when I was a kid. If pizza was served I either had to peel the cheese off or go without. Pizza without cheese sucks so I usually skipped it. One day after our scout meeting was over, a kid named Eric started taunting me when he found out why I wasn't eating any. He kept shoving a big slice in my face saying "Eat it bubble guts!" When he wouldn't quit I slapped it out of his hand and it landed on the floor. Eric flipped out because I just ruined his pizza. When he whined to the scout leader they told him it was his own fault. Eric freaked out even more when he discovered there wasn't any pizza left.
Miss knowitall here 😅 lactose intolerance doesn't show up on tests at all. Milk protein allergy does though. And that can actually kill you 😅
Would it have killed him if he was eating pizza for a year?
@@conormurphy4328 that's just it. If you are allergic to something and constantly put it in your body, you escalate the reactions gradually. All of a sudden you can go in to anafylactic shock. Been there, experienced it, didn't like it.
The "test" for lactose intolerance is how much your toilet gets demolished after drinking a glass of milk
Agreed - the casein (milk protein) and milk sensitivities demonstrated by the antibody counts show he is reacting to dairy products, and this could cause major problems, eventually. But, there are alternatives like goat cheese or cheeseless pizzas that are just as tasty and won't cause these reactions, so making the dude give up pizza simply because of that is ridiculous. Now, if his pizza 'addiction' is causing him relationship or financial problems, or immediately life-threatening health issues that can only be solved by completely removing pizza, that is understandable, but otherwise I think the people in this show are seriously overreacting.
Thank you. Lactose intolerance and milk allergy are two different things. My daughter was diagnosed with a milk allergy. At the moment, it only causes inflammation in her body. But, there was a story recently about a boy in London who went to a restaurant and died, because his meal was coated and cooked in buttermilk.
5:06 buff does a magic trick and makes his cap disappear
Josh's parents look like the downgraded version of the Cheesburgar Husband and Wife.
I haven't laughed as hard as I have while marathoning this series in a long time. My face hurts.
I grew up being the pickiest eater ever, peanut butter sandwiches, cinnamon toast (hah), and fishsticks. Now an adult woman I'm allergic to WHEAT.
Quite literally FAINTED off the toilet the other day because sometimes I would treat myself to a pastry or other delicious glutinous snacks.. I'll tell you having my boyfriend drive me to the emergency room because i fell on my head, imma never eat that poison again.
thanks for listening>>???
Damn I hope you're feeling better now.
Lmao, allergic to wheat.
Same. I'm part Italian and full Southern. There was bread involved with every meal. I have been told i am allergic to yeast. Not gluten. Yeast. I feel your pain.
Rip man goodluck....wait i have a wild idea what if you ate it during preg....nvm just forget it like dont kill the innocent life for curiousity
This is all the water you drink in a year ... NOW HOLD IT!!!
I bet a naturopath did the “test” and prescribed him essential oils to get his chi back in line
At 9:03...quit scratching ur nuts ken...doc is watching u..and so are we.....👋😝