METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Three "Metal or Not Metal?"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2014
- Episode 3 "Metal or Not Metal?": Metal god Philip H. Anselmo puts delusional manchild Dave Hill to the test with a round of heavy metal flash cards. Then Phil makes Dave sit in a closet for a seriously long time while he makes an awesome salad. Also, Dave rents a goat. In short, this one pretty much has everything.
Starring Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down Superjoint Ritual, The Illegals, Etc.) and comedian Dave Hill. Directed by Chris Lee with Joe Randazzo. Written by Chris Lee, Dave Hill, and Phil Anselmo. Edited by Phil Costello. Produced by Chris Lee.
www. philanselmo.com www.davehillonline.com - ตลก
No one:
Phil to a cucumber: "powerful and strong"
Smoothies are so metal. You cut up living beings and grind them into liquid, then drink their sweet remains
Lol HAHAHAHA OMG 😂
BuntMunt 5 years late, but yes! Metal!!
PREACH
THIS 🤣🤘🏻⚡️🍑
Brutal 🤘
Phil can act pretty goddamn good
Chester Molester "act"
Chester Molester I totally agree.
Chester Molester It's like saying Bieber is just acting gay...
He's NOT acting, I'm pretty sure he's exactly this fucking metal and FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Carynne Lopez Lmao! I guarantee it!
Phil Anselmo for president
@John shut the fuck up immigrant
No, he is a "neonazist"
wing there’s a difference between illegal immigrants & immigrants.
@@thomazerik7620 No, he's not
That would be awesome! 😀
Phil: strokes beard
Goat: *has beard*
Phil: "grandma"
Is it me or does Phil actually look happy when he’s acting?
I bet he’s having a ball making these videos...😁
He’s a really good actor…
Ah just get a couple beers in him....
DUDE OUR STICKER IS ON MR.ANSELMO WALL!!!! MINDJAKKED YEAH BABY!!! THANKS PHIL!!!!
Yo that's awesome. I hope to start a band someday. I already got the vocals down.
@@julianyoung4049 did u ever get ur band??
The smoothie conversation is the best part
Agreed
So true haha
It is
I laughed so hard at the grandma bit!
Why? It was really his grandmother. They can cast spells in metal you know.
Zimmermania! It was just funny!
Rosie Marie
They turned her into a shape shifter.
Zimmermania! Who did?
Rosie Marie
Didn't you see? Phil Anselmo used metal black magic and turned his grandmother into a goat! They can do that. Ozzy once turned a coke into a pepsi in front of over a dozen witnesses.
Fun fact about this episode, at 4:38 when dave goes into the closet, If you look to his left there is a yellow sticker that says MINDJAKKED. THATS MY MUTHA FUKKIN BAND!!!!!! \m/
IF PHILL PUT YOU ON THE WALL YOU DESERVE RESPECT MY MAN.....
@@joey_morg th-cam.com/video/JbnmxaSV8jo/w-d-xo.html 🤘
Hahaha that’s awesome!😁👍
Interesting
FUCK YEAH!!!! MINDJAKKED!!!!!
Why has Phil never been in a movie? He's a great comedic actor!
They need to turn this into a tv show.
Lmao Phil talking about salads and smoothies is so freaking cool. xD
Cooking hostile!
And cute goats being his grandmother 😂
I would kill for half an hour with master anselmo
I just want 5 Minutes Alone with Phil
Some of the skits remind me of something I'd see in Metalocalypse.
Awe phil actually warmed my heart when he embraced the goat 😭
Steven Hawking's says, "if a black hole had a voice it would only be trying to mimick Philip Anselmo".
Gravity waves from black holes have been detected to have a frequency actually, so it's confirmed to be pretty close to Phil's voice
I'm still amazed to this day at those super high Halford screams he does.
"Good Friends and a Blender of Smoothies?!"
I love everything about this series
Phil : *only tears off corner of picture* "That sucked..."
SuperUltraFunTime He said my exact thought
0:43
I lose a small piece of my remaining intelligence with every episode I watch. I regret nothing.
"Everything is.. metal"
Ain't that the fucking truth. These are fucking hilarious, always good to see Phil having a laugh.
"God, that salad KICKED ASS!" 😂😂😂
"Aww look at the cute little goat 🐐" Who would've ever thought Phil Anselmo would say something like that on camera? 😂😂😂🤘🤘
*This is my first youtube comment ever* This video series is a hidden gem. If you have listened to the God Damn Dave Hill Show and Pantera, this is gold. And if you also like obscure / weird comedy. "Up utters " is RHODIUM: TOP MOST VALUABLE METAL. (More valuable than gold)
I want to be guided towards the Gates of Metal by Philip H. Anselmo thyself!
Zach Coolt you'll only be led to the cemetery gates
HELL DONT WE FUKKN ALL!! ☠💀☠🤘🤘🤘👍
Of course butterflies are metal. Electric Wizard made a bad-ass song about them: "Black Butterfly." Melvins made "Lovely Butterfly." Dave needs to get his shit together.
I fucking love this series!
*****
not enough good things could be said about Acid Bath. \m/
Iron Butterfly.
***** I FUCKING LOVE IRON BUTTERFLY! I can't believe I forgot them in my little list. "Iron Butterfly Theme" is super metal!
***** Do you not understand sarcasm? OH MY GOOOOOOD!
***** I was kidding as well, man. ;) Your move.
Btw, that is your profile pic of? I feel like I've seen it before dude.
Phil is hilarious. He seems like he truly enjoys making these videos.
Wood-grain stereo systems with cassette decks and equalisers are fucking metal.
word, god!
@00:59 is the first time I’ve ever seen Phil Anselmo smile in his whole entire existence.
Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.
I really love to see Phill having fun.
It takes a certain amount of intelligence to make good stuff like this!
P.S - Smoothies are totally Metal.
Phil's little song about Dave from 8:00 to like 8:20 is pretty catchy lol
"Dave, can't you cry for meee" lolol
the tune sounds very similar to an actual song
God, that salad kicked ASS 5:41
Man, this is precious. Phill, Dave, thanks for this!. A big hi from Argentina!
0:42 Omd😂😂😂 I’ve got a feeling that was not scripted and he legit fucked up.
“That sucked”😂😂
did anyone else notice he said to the goat we used to play Chinese checkers together
Nev Villi I herd the Chinese checkers part
He's talking about when he used to play it with his grandma.
Phil's a hell of a cook. With that pineal gland on the wall.... hope he doesn't dabble in the dark arts of walnut sauce.
Phil would have a field day with me haha Your trust is in whisky, weed and Slayer \m/
Trey Hildesheim it's goddam electric
Phil making a salad is probably the most funniest shit I will see in my life 😂
This is the kind of stuff Dime would be making if he were still alive. It’s fucking awesome being a Pantera fan with all the home videos and extra stuff they did.
NO WAY IN HELL CAN YOU EVER BE METAL WITH A CREED STICKER ON YOUR AMP! you better remove that before Phil sees it!
It's not a sticker for Creed the band. It's some other shit.
Creed makes pantera look like childs play
@@poohandler8646 Don't compare them, they're different genres.
Who the fuck told u creed makes pantera look child's play ? Creed sucks
I love how nobody realizes the poo handler guy was joking around
6:55 This part is fucking mindfucking! "I like bananas"
3:00 "I love the scream of the butterfly," - Dax Riggs
Ha!
Love it! Is that Phil's house? That's a metal fucking piece of property.
EYEHATEGOD medicine noose is a perfect fit for these videos..
More metal grasshopper. Fucking love this show.
I also want a goat. Now that's metal.
you have to upload the outtakes man. phil is hillarious on those. please read this.....
10:28 THAT VOICE! (and by the way....all this is so hilarious!!! XDDD)
watching (n loving) the series, all the way from malaysia!
Nice!
+Metal Grasshopper Phil we need season 2!! I met you way back in the day, you kick ass!! Much love and respect.
+Michelle Solis it's "SPECT!"
Very cool. Baltimore, Maryland here.
@@TheMetalGrasshopper louisiana here. Loving and curious as to how I've never heard of these before lol
When they started talking about smoothies I fucking lost it 😂😂
Phil has the deepest voice ever...prove me wrong...
Pantera lives forever!🙏
I like more his old voice, without all those cigarretes
Ever heard of peter steele? ;) but phils is cool tho
"I like bananas."
This is so underrated deserves all more likes and all that shit! Phil You are the fucking man god damnit!
8:16 Ultimate metal guitar tone!
3:25 That clip made me laugh so much. 😂
These are literally the best videos ever
OMFG! phil is always f'n hilarious! i think these are actually getting better with each new episode! Keep it up, guys!
oh, maybe i missed it (i didn't read all 135 comments), but did everyone forget the most obvious- Iron Butterfly!
Brian Johnson that was gonna be my answer, but I didn't want to backhanded in the face
I think the intro is literally the first time I saw Anselmo smile.
haha phil is the only teacher you need
Great! Can't wait for the next episode. Phil is hilarious as is Dave Hill. Most entertaining program I have watched in quite awhile.
@jennifer Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.
Phil’s voice on 0:45 where he says ‘that sucked’ reminds me of GTA San Andreas when the guy on the radio says ‘the Dust’ on K-DST
These are so good bring it back!!!
"Got a smoothie king" xD
I could watch these all day. Keep 'em comin'!
I fucking genuinely brotherly love Phill and Dave. I need a movie or series with them!!
how fuckin' cool would it be hangin' with Phil at his house?
...uncovered that Phil Anselmo has got Self Irony. How many rock/metal legends has it? Respect.
"That sucked" was amazing lol I really hope that wasn't scripted
The smoothie part xD
Phil Anselmo needs to be in the next Brutal Legend!!!!
That salad kicked ass! 😂😂😂
These are sooo badass! We love ya Phil!!
I wish I was his little sister. He's so cool, talented, funny, tough and super creative. Awe I love you Phil, Bro.
@nika Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.
I started listening to Pantera 20 years ago and I kinda knew that Phil could crack a joke every once in a while. But being in something like this comes as a surprise. A good one, I must say.
7:55 did dime give Phil that dean?
Wish I could hang out with you guys still is the most fucken bad ass singer alive.
still watching the whole thing!!! fucking rules man.
Yay!!!
A new video!!! Love you, Philip H. Anselmo!
1:16 looks like a scene from the last of us 🍀🙌🏻
Love the shows! You would think that a company would pick this up and create it for TV. I never had any doubt that Phil would make an Excellent actor. He's awesome. Thanks for uploading!
@paula Hello, how are you doing? It is nice meeting you here.
Some seriously heavy riffs at the end
These keep getting better! Go Phil!
7:50 phil playing a dean guitar. Rip dime 💔
They get funnier every time!
"I thought those were neck dicks." Lmao. I wish I found these videos sooner!
These are awesome. Reminds me of my journey into the brutalness that is METAL. Except my journey was more gradual whereas this seems to be all at once... Except I didn't lock myself in a closet, dance around a pentagram, I do a more of a windmill headbang, and I don't smoke... Am I doing it wrong?
Why aren't you smoking?
depends... what kind of metal do you want to be part off.
Smoking costs too much on health insurance bills. As for what metal I want to play, I'm rhythm guitar for a death metal band.
I am a highly trained death metal vocalist and I can say smoking is a huge no-no
I'm died at 4:58
These just get better and better. What are the weird 4-track sounding bits of music during the goat scene and when Dave brings his metal music video idea to Phil? I would love to hear more of that stuff. The "Grandfather's Lake" bit sounded sweet. Sounds like Down recorded on a boombox or something!
Hey Chris-
Those are some of my bullshit olde 4-track recordings… some even date back to the late '80's!
And "Grandfather Lake" was from a 4-track band I did with friends of mine, and the band was called, "Steve J. & The Jackoffs"…
Yep.
I've thrived on the absurd for a long-ass time.
Thanks for watching!
Have fun folks-
PHA '14
Housecore Records Hey Phil. Thanks for the info. I seriously loved the sound of those little bits. Real raw, gritty 4-track sound. Good shit. Would love to hear more of the absurd. Keep rocking & i'm looking forward to future Metal Grasshopper episodes. Good shit!
Chris Oliver -
Thanks Chris.
One day, I'll release all my olde 4-track crap for shits and laughs. I even have some olde Metal stuff (Death, Thrash, Black) on 4-track as well, kinda like the shit I did with Viking Crown, but perhaps a little better. Heck, I even did a semi-Black Metal song with Dimebag NO ONE has heard… haha!
Hail brother-
PHA '14
I'd love to hear that 4-track stuff. I love the sound of 4-track recordings. Still record on mine often. Would love to hear that Viking Crown ish stuff. I still have my copy of Innocence From Hell somewhere around the house. Cheers Brother!
Housecore Records Would fucking love to hear that, man! Bring it on if you ever feel like it/get around to it.
I'd love to meet Phil Anselmo & hang out at his place. Never been to LA.
Who else can think Phil specifically looked for a death spell omega shirt. He was like makes so much sense to wear it now out of any time. Genius
Phil finally found his calling, he is funny.
im not surprised phils acting is pretty good
ohh god! that salad kick ass!!! hahaha excellent
I listened to pantera forever, even learned lots of Dime Bags guitar but I never knew how awesome Philip was. Legend.
These are amazing
I had no idea Phil was so funny!
Gonna sell all my possessions and move to New Orleans to work at Smoothie King.
Phil, I'll hook you up with the Metal Idol Discount. 🤘
Oh and another thing, Neck Dicks sounds and should be a metal band. GET ON IT!
I love this :) keep it up!
This is my favourite youtube show.
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