What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub
He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions" He just collected and presented them. Here two lame ones: "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?" "How does snow blower driver get to work?"
Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.
I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing
honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile) PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)
Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏
Fun fact, not everyone has a little voice inside their head. There’s a certain percentage of the global population that doesn’t. It’s a little under about half.
5:05 What will happen: Once pinnocio say "My nose will grow now." It will be true because since if he lies, his nose grow but, because of that, the nose dosen't grow, making it false, so pinnocio's nose will grow so it confusing at first.
If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯
"taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true
Guess i get extended free trial
69th like
Nice
EA ideology be like😊
3:21 will always haunt me
That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂
What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub
It’s just… a compilation…
@@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0
Hey your more early than that comment above
100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-
He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions"
He just collected and presented them.
Here two lame ones:
"Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?"
"How does snow blower driver get to work?"
This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.
Carzeyy
Any they got likes above 200k
@@s3king981 true true
Fr thou especially the gta car shit gameplay
@@s3king981always true
The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow
Wishing you prosperity Benjamin
@@PurelybreadestboiIs that my PlayStation?
@@staceylloyd2147 no it’s my PlayStation now
what just happed
This video is the perfect example of
Think Unique
Be Creative
This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!
Fuck that
bruh this is why i think these are cringe
@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
agreed
@@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself
"Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*
True🤣🤣🤣
The fabric of space time will unravel…
@@DarthIsaac311bro I was watching a video on quantum gravity just before this
@@mr.perfect6300 lol
*"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"*
Truer words have never been spoken!
"A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts"
-a wise man
Their also known as philosophers.
I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.
And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂
That is so trueeee
As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.
Agreed dude.
Man is barely a legal user of youtube
@CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)
Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up
Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.
Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists
Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.
Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those
Exactly
i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one
"Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if u are clumsy" this had me rolling lmao
4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD
Bruh
I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!
1:27 that scream 😂
also if you pause it at the right time you can see the guy with the pillow isn't actually Ryan
4:00 this literally hurts my head
I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂
0:54 just blew me away
1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan
3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂
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Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular
@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!
@@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon?
Made this up lol-
(This is if you believe in God, like the one just called God)
If you die, are you alive, or dead?
Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?
Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…
More like serial killer
This man made me laugh more than any meme has
Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤
This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!
My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣
Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*
Hey!
10 month
😅
10 months 😅
10 months
I love how this guy is able to hold his laughter while doing these, or he doesn't laugh I don't know which one
2:11 *task failed succesfully*
5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)
After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell
I lose all of my brain cells.
@@aryanwanjari530 in 2020-
3:40 ok you got me with that one
"That's actually a good point!"
"Don't encourage him - you only make things worse."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭
this guy's content never gonna die
He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅
How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂
He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .
1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:41 is so true
I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this
But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing
The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one
“pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile)
PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)
I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅
3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room
Great content Ryan👍👍
Keep killin' it😃😃😊
BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy has DEEP thoughts🤣 love it!
Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏
Always satisfying to watch his videos...
“Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!
0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts
This is why I subscribed to this channel
Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢
He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.
Bro would also make the therapist question his life ☹️☹️
Fun fact, not everyone has a little voice inside their head. There’s a certain percentage of the global population that doesn’t. It’s a little under about half.
3:39 to 3:44 😂😂😂😂RYAN WHYYYYYY😂😂😂😂
The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣
1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years
Is that my play station
Is that my PlayStation?
3:08 he’s quite the contrary
2:03 I also wanna know.
How? Why?
Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?
Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.
Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮
that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!
3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.
3:33 I’m literally pooping right now
Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍
Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all
OMG you're funny!!!! 😂😂😂❤❤😊I can't stop laughing. Thank you!!! You're awesome!
I needed this cause it makes me question about reality
This guys the modern day philosopher.
1:09 my mind is blown
Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent
"JUST LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO JIMMY!!!" Got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂
5:30 hey where is the chips
Claim Your "Early Gang" Trophy here🏆🏆
Claimed
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this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind
Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in years. You even made me cry. Thanks :D
I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀
Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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4:54 I love how he puts an Apple text tone for an android XD
This man is asking the right questions
Nah bro actually made my day feel great
Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤
4:07 nice trow
0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*
I just had a spiritual awakening from watching this
We can’t live without this man
5:05 What will happen:
Once pinnocio say "My nose will grow now." It will be true because since if he lies, his nose grow but, because of that, the nose dosen't grow, making it false, so pinnocio's nose will grow so it confusing at first.
If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯
good question
When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?
@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯
@@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.
The compilation we didn't needed, but we deserved.
2:40 “ Im never going to get rid of you am I. “ that was personal😂😂😂
5:10
Ryan: *comes up with these thoughts*
Everyone with Jimmy: What is life??
My brain is officially melted
love this series keep it up
Nobody can have these quieries other than Ryan 👍
Carzeyy/Marvin: Am I A JOKE TO YOU!?
If an insect goes out is it now called an OUTsect?
Why are polar bears called POLAR bears if they don't exist only at the poles?
Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy, is that why I'm scared of stairs?😂😂
ryan is the king of youtube shorts sounds❤the gta parkour short guys use all your audios. YOU ARE AMAZINGGG❤