My childhood in the 90's LOLOLOL I always recorded my shows so I could watch them over again during sundays 6 hours of golf and hour of power! LOLOL Kids these days don't know how good they have it!
Anders, we only watched TV on Sundaymorning in the 90's.. 99% of my free time was spend drawing, running around(with or without a ball), digging, lighting small fires and generally breaking stuff in my parent's garden. Fuck me, right?
For those of us who remember the Watergate scandal it was an immediate zing! Just "Nixon's" mention of Rosemary brought it all back... an 18 minute hum job.
"G.I. Zapp is the codename for an elite group of, patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vaccum tanks! That's what they are..." Rebuild schools with their bullet sucking vaccum tanks, I died...
Grape Kool-aid hides the cyanide flavor better. Jim Jones had to use Kool-aid instead of Funny Face drink powder because using "Goofy Grape" to kill men, women, and children was just wrong.
4Kids Censorship be Like: Helmeppo: Stay back or I'm gonna *HIT HIM WITH MY HAMMER* Brock: Now let's eat these *DELICIOUS JELLY FILLED DONUTS* Sanji: Just let me finish this *SWEET LOLLIPOP* Keith Bandit: Now give me what I want Pegasus or I will *POINT YOU WITH MY FINGER* and send you straight to *A BEAUTIFUL VACATION IN HAWAII*
Yeah this is what Rich doing this reminds me of Change anything too adult or mature into something too soft or nonsensical for the kids so them lazy deadbeat or neglectful parents don't have to REASON with their kids
Not many people know this, but Richard Nixon was a very integral member of 4kids back in the day! This is just a small hint of the work he did, also including that gun-turned-hammer in One Piece.
@@MrBullterrier I know it isn't but I couldn't think of another word, I just say subtle because it's Futurama... (though that is an oxymoron concept now that I think of it)
The funniest thing about this is that GI Joe actually did censor Duke being stabbed through the heart, complete with a geyser of animated blood, into his "going into a coma" and then recovering with a couple poorly dubbed lines of dialog.
That and they saw the backlash to the death of the recently released (at the time) Transformers movie with the death of Optimus Prime (among many) and didn't want to do a repeat of that. Ironcially, the Transformers movie was going to kill off Prime because Duke was going to die in the GI Joe movie.
I loved this whole episode because it hit me where I live! I grew up watching cartoons in the 80s, and they hit ALL the beats. Including the blatant shots and poses from the GI Joe openings.
It's OK when I say it. Lmao His voice over work is classic. "That'll blow them straight to.....church "....edited. dear God I can't take it. This show was genius. I love Nixon's head as president. I can't believe they canceled it. Nobody has a freakin sense of humor anymore
Legit the first scene with “death to violence” and then throwing a Molotov cocktail at the White House would be a great way to demonstrate irony to middle school students
For me, this was possibly the funniest five minutes of Futurama ever, not just for the season but the whole show. I remember laughing so hard when it came on.
- Freezer Burn - Nutcracker - That's no name for a woman, let's just call her "Pat". - Waterboard - Helpful Johnny - Boxcutter - Powderpuff - Orphan Crippler - Ahh, pass
It's funny because that's literally what they did for Duke in the GI Joe Movie (from '86). Originally, they were going to kill him off and they animated him dying, but then all the kids got upset because they killed Optimus Prime, so Hasbro hastily had them redub the scene to have Duke "fall into a coma".
*"Operation: THROAT SLIT"*-
BANANA SPLIT
Christopher Brent I died with that one LOL
😂😂😂 also "that will blow them straight to church"
"Here comes a water balloon! That's quite a splash!"
Banana Slit sounds kinda funnier.
"Now stay tuned for six hours of golf." How eerily accurate to real Saturday post morning programming.
Yeah imagine being a kid with just basic cable and then all that's on tv is just boring live action shows.
My childhood in the 90's LOLOLOL
I always recorded my shows so I could watch them over again during sundays 6 hours of golf and hour of power! LOLOL Kids these days don't know how good they have it!
Anders, we only watched TV on Sundaymorning in the 90's.. 99% of my free time was spend drawing, running around(with or without a ball), digging, lighting small fires and generally breaking stuff in my parent's garden. Fuck me, right?
Tobias Christopher now for 5chan
In my country it was some Mexican soap opera after cartoons
I like the idea that Nixon's "What the hell kind of plane is that?" made it into the recording.
Ready...
Aim...
*N E G O T I A T E*
The Cell Games were a dicipation of a negotiation you know.
Classic Nixon.
PokeDude011 that how girl negotiate at my school.
PokeDude011 I thought he said ANNOUNCIATE
The army with negotiations concerning middle eastern organizations:
“Ready, aim, negotiate!” Has to be my favourite Nixon line.
My fav was "we'll blow them straight to hel- *CHURCH"*
mine was “freeze or burn is SLEEPING”
"Hi Tinkerbell!"
@@karenfan010 is that a reference to the gi joe movie when they added lines so that duke wasnt dead, just in a coma
"Today's episode: Operation Throat Sli- *BANANA SPLIT!"*
"Mayday! Mayday! Tell my wife-"
*I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!!*
😂😂
Hahahahaha 🤣
I eh landed the plane on a safely place next on this naturally ocurring fireball at Disneyland *BOOM* 💥
hi Tinkerbell!🧚♀️
Boxcutter is his wife. She'd swear to avenge him, but then the show would end prematurely.
@@anitamihholap5926 Don't you mean Powderpuff?
Bender's enthusiastic "Orphan crippler" will always make me start dying of laughter
"uh ... pass"
"ACRONYM, A criminal regiment of nasty young men."
"Oh, that's clever. I'll leave that the way it is."
Daniel Anyamele better the owca
Kamen rider guy what does that mean exactly
Daniel Anyamele organistion without a cool acronym
Kamen rider guy Oh yeah, good one 😄😄
"ORPHAN CRIPPLER" "Erm, pass."
Generic Memelord - Yet he had to change box cutter
Agreed
@@Ajourneyofknowing exactly
2:48
Technoblade?
"Rosemary! Do we got any type of machinery to edit tape?!"
"Ohh you *KNOW* we do~!"
that had me in stitches
Time for Dickey to get tricky
@@audgusto G.I Zapp
🎵G.I Zapp🎵
G.I ZAPP!
"Now stay tuned for six hours of golf!"
That line's so accurate it hu--TICKLES.
I will avenge him you heartless BASTARDS
Oh no! Colin E is dy-SLEEPING of laughter!
@@Fyre-Yak"I will avenge him you heartless BASTARDS"
I would pay the Futurama crew to have Nixon try to censor more Saturday morning cartoon parodies.
Thicc Gumshoe I like to see nixon censor super sentia
Make this a series.
How about Fist of the North Star/Hokuto no Ken?
@@jamesmallone
You're already.... Asleep!
"umm...wow, look at all that Nyquil. That'll help him get to sleep!"
Ready, aim, NEGOTIATE!
How liberals want to deal with terrorists
Because every clear thinking person knows that the only way of dealing with terrorism is to out-terrorise the terrorists! NAPALM THEIR BABIES!!
Wait..
vitor kennedy Do you want a robot uprising? Because arming robots is how you get a robot uprising.
ChaosSandwhich dude that is a sci-fi unjustified phobia.
+ChaosSandwhich No. Give robots completely free will but still expect them to be slaves, and THAT's how you get a robot uprising.
This is without a doubt one of the funniest things Futurama ever did. It's like MST3K.
Rosemary! Have we got any type of machinery to edit tape?
*oh, you know we do...* lol
GrimL0gic
Political joke
GrimL0gic Time for Dicky to get Tricky
I just now got the joke
Reference to Watergate.
For those of us who remember the Watergate scandal it was an immediate zing! Just "Nixon's" mention of Rosemary brought it all back... an 18 minute hum job.
"Oh no! Freezerburn is *SLEEPING* "
"I will avenge him you heartless *BASTARDS* "
"It's okay when I say it."
IMO, the most underrated line.
BASTAAAAAARDS
"beam me up scotty!"
Tommy Beebe Gets hit with axe *"Yay! I caught it!"*
"Ah, here comes a water balloon!"
*explodes on someone*
"That's quite a splash!"
5:07
Wait isn't star trek banned in futurama
“Find that apple! It's down there somewhere!”
"Nutcracker? That's no name for a woman. You're now Pat."
🤣🤣🤣
His Wife's name! 🤣🤣
"That'll blow them all straight to church."
What's so weird about that? That's where I always used to go as a child to get blown. But then again, we Catholics do things a little bit different.
TheRedScourge it’s a joke.
Gaming Alpha 101 Woosh, man.
Htoo Htet San - To Convert or else
Ned Flanders approves.
I didn't know he worked for 4Kids.
Sanji: I'm going to take a nice long drag off of this...
Nixon: LOLIPOP!!!
He forgot the jelly donuts if he worked for 4kids!
Most of my favourite anime is from 4kids. I don't know why so many people hate them. Their censorship was not that evil.
it was k9poodle
K 9 Poodle If you don't think that censorship is evil, you're part of the problem
That'll blow them strait to he- Church!
Either way, they'll start praying...
Dire Straits to Money for Nothing!
Lol
4Kids' edit of *One Piece*.
let me smoke this *LOLLIPOP*
I SURE AM GLAD YOU KEEP THIS RUBBER KNIFE ON YOU NAMI
Supertron Its not the 4kids dub of One Piece, it is missing bad puns
Incoming surface to air- TELEGRAM
“I sent Belle-mere to a dungeon for the rest of her life!”
"I-eh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball, at Disney land" *Plane explodes* "Hi tinker bell!"
Damien Mula I laughed so hard
😀😁😂
Still 2 damn funny!😁
who does he think he's fooling?
"Look, I can see his parachute, he's OK!"
"That'll blow them straight to -Hell- *CHURCH"*
LisaLisaKenadoresher Vegetariansoylentgreen that was the best line
I think I will use that one for now on
Its strange he say church, I am sure that Americans like to censore religion in cartoons.
TELL MY WIFE, I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER.
I love how both times Nixon couldn't even attempt censorship, it's about Bender. Bender's just too hardcore
“Bite my shiny metal pass”
Hehehehe, Orphan Crippler. You can't even try to edit that.
"G.I. Zapp is the codename for an elite group of, patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vaccum tanks! That's what they are..."
Rebuild schools with their bullet sucking vaccum tanks, I died...
SO DID THE KIDS
I sincerely doubt that because I’m not that lucky
I would pay to see a series where Futurama Nixon censors real TV shows.
Like dbz
Time Cop 4Kids South Park. Just saying that I’m a sentence makes me laugh.
Joey: Oh no, Yugi is de-
Nixxon: In the Shadow Realm!
@VGamingJunkie I will avenge him, you heartless-
Nixon: Ba*****! It's okay if I say it.
"I'm hit! oh god it-TICKLES!" 😂
Steamy Monsoon " Oh-No freezer burn is- SLEEPING"
I will revenge these BASTARDS
@@matyaskrpata9640 it's okay I'd I say it
@@connorbosley4431 That had to be a reference to the animated G.I.Joe movie.😁
@@connorbosley4431 I will avenge him, you heartless *BASTARDS!*
It's okay when I say it.
"It's too violent!" *Throws a burning bottle at the White House*
D'Arooh! Very well.
I love how he gave up at bender mutilating the enemy.
Ra Him That's Orphan Crippler! 😂
Yep
I would like to join ACRONYM. The employees apparently get all the cherry Kool-Aid they can drink.
Nice Futurama-Nixon-style censoring. ; )
Grape Kool-aid hides the cyanide flavor better. Jim Jones had to use Kool-aid instead of Funny Face drink powder because using "Goofy Grape" to kill men, women, and children was just wrong.
So much it's practically bursting out of them. Wait, did I say practically? I meant literally.
It's like watching a 4Kids dub. Lol.
Only funny
That'll blow them to hel-church
Laser beams? That's far too violent. Try water guns in a place where water is scarce because that makes perfect sense.
JRod527763 No it's a lot better, I'd pay money to have Nixon dub over cartoons.
Evan Sageser oh shit, i didn't know that!
"-BASTARDS! It's okay if I say it."
"Now stay tuned for six hours of golf." LOL. It's the same here in Britain.
I love that Bender is so incredibly violent that Nixon can’t even comment
You mean Orphans Crippler 😂
I can see Orphan Crippler being mad since his best friend, Freezer Burn, was killed, and he wanted vengeance.
"FIND THAT APPLE, is down there somewhere"
4Kids Censorship be Like:
Helmeppo: Stay back or I'm gonna *HIT HIM WITH MY HAMMER*
Brock: Now let's eat these *DELICIOUS JELLY FILLED DONUTS*
Sanji: Just let me finish this *SWEET LOLLIPOP*
Keith Bandit: Now give me what I want Pegasus or I will *POINT YOU WITH MY FINGER* and send you straight to *A BEAUTIFUL VACATION IN HAWAII*
Brook: May I see your *iPHONE*
Yeah this is what Rich doing this reminds me of
Change anything too adult or mature into something too soft or nonsensical for the kids so them lazy deadbeat or neglectful parents don't have to REASON with their kids
"That'll blow them straight to He--Church!"
Billy West did a great job with that voice acting.
He’s always a blast alongside John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche and even David Herman.
ready... aim... NEGOTIATE!
"Hi Tinkerbell!" Yay I caught it!" "Find that apple it's down there somewhere!"😂😁😆
"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLANE IS THAT !!!"
A magic school bus.
I lose it every damn time.🤣😂
A cartoon plane.
Not many people know this, but Richard Nixon was a very integral member of 4kids back in the day! This is just a small hint of the work he did, also including that gun-turned-hammer in One Piece.
That’s a big load. If Nixon brought this kinda work to that programming block it wouldn’t have half as cringey.
I would watch an entire show of Nixon just talking over it and editing it. Almost reminds me of mystery science theater 3000.
0:30 They just murdered around fifty children, and I'm more hung up that what looks like an anti-aircraft tank is engaging in such close combat.
Well, anti air tanks with a high volume of fire make good infantry liquefiers in a pinch!
I'll BE HOME FOR DINNER!! lol
I uh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball, at Disneyland!!!!
Harry Carson Hi Tinkerbell!
Matsuno Chorofappyski Ready aim.....
Harry Carson Negotiate!
Here come a water balloon
Wow look at Helpful Johnny helping that guy bob for apples. What a nice guy
YAY I caught it!
Did Nixon say "beam me up Scotty"? Isn't star trek illegal?
OH NO. it's the
*C O P Y R I G H T S*
It's okay if he says it.
Of course, there *was* a law against Star Trek, but that was in Futurama itself!
Beam me up Welshie!
I don’t think it’s illegal anymore.
"That's no name for a woman, we'll just call her Pat!" Hahahahahaha
This reminds me of the G.I Joe movie, where a character dies, and there's this random dubbed over voice line saying "He's gone into a coma!"
It was Scarlet, and also parents threatened Sunbow after Optimus Prime died...
"Its too violet!" Throws a fucking moveltov cocktail.
Rosemary, do we have any kind of machinery to edit tape?
OH YOU KNOW WE DO!!
I love that subtle Watergate reference so much.
@@bombabombom3603 I love, that you think it's subtle... XD
@@MrBullterrier I know it isn't but I couldn't think of another word, I just say subtle because it's Futurama... (though that is an oxymoron concept now that I think of it)
@@bombabombom3603 Just having a lark, mate. Don't think too much of it! :)
Pilot have you packed you parchute " YeS SIR!" Good because i forgot mine. LMAO
Haha classic you knew it was coming but it still hits
Mayday, mayday, tell my wife- *I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!*
The funniest thing about this is that GI Joe actually did censor Duke being stabbed through the heart, complete with a geyser of animated blood, into his "going into a coma" and then recovering with a couple poorly dubbed lines of dialog.
That and they saw the backlash to the death of the recently released (at the time) Transformers movie with the death of Optimus Prime (among many) and didn't want to do a repeat of that. Ironcially, the Transformers movie was going to kill off Prime because Duke was going to die in the GI Joe movie.
WRONG they didn’t censor it at all, you still see it happen, all they did was put him into a coma instead of having him die. Get your facts right
That was for the movie, not the regular episodes.
And now you know the president personally edited it 😋
Season 7 was a bit hit or miss at times - but this episode was fucking hilarious. :)
I like how the bad guys hold fire passing the Kindergarten unlike GI Zapp.🙉
orphan crippler. wtf lol
Uh... Pass.
Allenochi Paredes it had to be Bender the one with that codename lol
He's done it more than once. On the show
Heh its try, he always picks on the robot orphan with 1 leg
"Rosemary, have we got any type of machinery to edit tape?" - Best quote from Nixon's head.
If only he had that in 1974
I loved this whole episode because it hit me where I live!
I grew up watching cartoons in the 80s, and they hit ALL the beats. Including the blatant shots and poses from the GI Joe openings.
So the cartoon went to your house and attacked you did they??
"What the hell kind of plane is that?"
Bergenator 9264 Cracks me up every damn time. 😂🤣😂🤣
"Tell my wife.” ILL BE HOME FOR DINNER!
I uh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball! At Disneyland!! Hi, Tinkerbell!
HI TINKERBELL!!!
I still LOL every time xD
And operation Throat Sli---
*BANANA SPLIT!*
Lol I laughed so hard at that part
Still better censorship than Kidz Bop
It's OK when I say it. Lmao
His voice over work is classic.
"That'll blow them straight to.....church "....edited. dear God I can't take it. This show was genius. I love Nixon's head as president. I can't believe they canceled it. Nobody has a freakin sense of humor anymore
It’s back, baby!
'MAYDAY MADAY... tell my wife I'll be home for... DINNER!!!' 😂😂
ORPHAN CRIPPLER!!!!
"Uh, I'll just leave that one"
"I landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball" that killed me
At disneyland
+Brandon Martinez Hi Tinkerbell!
Pretty sure it killd him too
Yup me too.
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! TELL MY WIFE "I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!"
I have honestly never laughed harder in any instance in a show. Futurama is an excellent show.
0:39 “What’s that, a rock?…I HATE ROCKS!”
(Also this 4:12)😂
Billy West just nails it!
He should've played the live action Nixon, not Hopkins.
[Gets hit by an axe.]
"Yay! I caught it!"
Freezer Burn: I'M HIT! OH GOSH, IT HU- *TICKLES!*
I died 😂😂
@@SamPashmioh no mersifullwolf4054 is de- *SLEEPING*
@@evanandrews2993 I will avenge him you heartless-*BASTARDS*
Technically not wrong
“I uhh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball, at Disneyland! Hi Tinkerbell!”
i like how simple the naming of freezer burn was, like he has a weapon that freezes and one that burns..
Legit the first scene with “death to violence” and then throwing a Molotov cocktail at the White House would be a great way to demonstrate irony to middle school students
For me, this was possibly the funniest five minutes of Futurama ever, not just for the season but the whole show. I remember laughing so hard when it came on.
The first time I ever saw this episode I pissed myself laughing. This was just amazing writing and animation.
Tien: "Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay."
I was thinking that!
Ready
Aim
NEGOTIATE
...that'll blow 'em straight to church.
They fight for the heck of it. Just like real life.
"Here comes a water balloon. That's quite a splash!"
*Soldier evaporated*
Uh, beam me up, Scotty!
The writers must've had fun with this.
"Violence never solved anything."
Then why does our country constantly go to war?
Because it never solves anything.
@@robertjarman3703 and our whole government is practically corrupt at this point
Because we're Americans. It's basically a compliment to other countries.
Because they asked for it
Because it didn't solve anything YET
Zapp- "Pilot, is your parachute packed and ready?"
Kiff- "Yes, Sir!"
Zapp- "Good, because I forgot mine."
Kiff- *:(*
🤣🤣
Kiff: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! TELL MY WIFE- *I'll be home for dinner.*
do that mean... Richard Nixon is in chard of 4kids?
VenomDalek Was
4Kids went bankrupt couple years ago
"We're mad again!" I need that sign. It's so versatile!
MegaChickenfish And another sign had Stupid spelt wrong---- wait, I just got it!
I really hope they do more stuff like this in the new seasons. They were all phenomenal. Naturama was probably the best but this skit is my favorite.
We did…but it sure was a bit of a flop
- Freezer Burn
- Nutcracker
- That's no name for a woman, let's just call her "Pat".
- Waterboard
- Helpful Johnny
- Boxcutter
- Powderpuff
- Orphan Crippler
- Ahh, pass
MAYDAY MAYDAY TELL MY WIFE-I'll be home for dinner.
This had to be the funniest moment in the whole series.
I piss myself everytime I watch it.
...Yay! I caught it!...
Uh....er, Beam me up Scotty
Harry Carson 3 4 cha cha cha
"Operation: THROAT SLIT"-
BANANA SPLIT
Lol
LMAO!😂
"Find that apple! It's down there somewhere!"
"Tell my wife... *I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!* "
READY AIM..... NEGOTIATE
Find that apple it's down there somewhere. 😂
When Nixon deems a cartoon too violent, you know how violent it is
4:08 Nice reference to the "He's in a deep coma" last minute edit to the G.I. Joe movie.
It's funny because that's literally what they did for Duke in the GI Joe Movie (from '86). Originally, they were going to kill him off and they animated him dying, but then all the kids got upset because they killed Optimus Prime, so Hasbro hastily had them redub the scene to have Duke "fall into a coma".
This is far and away the hardest I've ever laughed at a Futurama scene. This entire thing is absolute gold.