Literally Don Mattrick's presentation to Microsoft in 2013 "What sort of improvements have been made in the new Xbox?" "This year we put a One on the Xbox." "Cool."
Flowey The TH-cam Flower! , can you not put so many fucking spaces in there? ffs just put it in the line below. no joke I could've laughed with you if it wasn't for that lame extra effort just to see you write "lol that killed me.." ugh..
That's some holier than thou shit. There's nothing wrong with swearing or dirty jokes. It's not hard to exclude them either, so it's not really that impressive. The YTPs themselves are impressive, but that's besides the point. Using or not using dirty jokes/cussing is not any sort of indicator of comedic skill.
Chaos Omega The reason the lack of toilet humor and other forms of obscenity is commendable is because it encourages the content creator to get more, well, creative. I’d hardly call it holier-than-thou when most other YTPs rely on the same schtick to be risible. And personally I find myself skipping the raunchy bits ‘cause of what I expounded.
For any aspiring business majors at university, just remember: Your boss works for the CEO. And the CEO works for the shareholders. The shareholders work for the CEO. And the CEO works for your boss. And your boss works for the shareholders. Just remember that and you'll do just fine 👌
sam, the night you dad disappeared he came to my house and disconnected my wifi so? so .. Ive been disconnected for 20 years rofl its a wonder I didnt spit out my drink
"Identify yourself." "I am taking this vehicle." "You are not authorized." *SMACK.* *Click.* "You are not authorized." *SMACK.* *Click.* "You are not author---" *SMACK. SMACK. SMACK.* *Click.* *Pause.* *"YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED."*
There is one program that even the grid cannot contain. I have seen it punch through air, men have emptied entire concrete walls at it and have hit nothing but clips. Do you want to know what I'm talking about? Its the Matrix.
5:28 Sam Flynn, through unknown methods, turns the device into an incredibly lethal weapon with which he could easily execute C.L.U. in the blink of an eye...and he is made the object of ridicule by the audience, making him feel so self-conscious, he undoes his action and fights on C.L.U.'s terms. That's some unbelievably advanced thinking from C.L.U.'s subjects. They pretty much just saved his life.
Right right, I just hate his overuse of reversing or even the distortion in AlphaHawks videos sometimes. FlyingKitty's GTA IV YTP Volumes just convinced me otherwise (as he used the GTA IV Editor too)
"Your boss works for the CEO. The CEO works for the shareholders. The shareholders work for the CEO. The CEO works for your boss. Your boss works for the shareholders." Makes sense to me.
(Watches the entire video) Wow, for the first time in... ever, AlpacaHawk didn't use the clip of Peter Parker falling on a the car in a TH-cam Poop! I never thought i'd see the day, but I guess he finally grew out of that joke and decided to... (9:55) nevermind.
I watch this YTP every day. I love it so much. None of my friends know Tron, but this makes them laugh a little as well. This is seriously the best thing Tron related ever.
Miguel Pereira you and me share the same opinion :) if you are Tron fan you could try out if you want the game Tron evolution, if you want buy it from Steam or torrent it if you don't want to spend money on it.I highly recommend if you enjoyed the Tron movie, the game also I think has a far more interesting lore and story and you get to know more info about Tron the character than in the movie.Go see a game play or walk through of the game and if it interests you try it
I just noticed CGI Jeff Bridges look more realistic than CGI Tarkin and CGI Leia in Rogue One (in my opinion). Tron Legacy came out 6 years before. Honestly they could have done a way better job with that in Rogue. As soon as I saw Tarkin I just felt "Okay, he isn't real. He looks like shit". Kick-ass YTP Alpaca!!
nosbled studio part of the reason for that is Jeff bridges was alive for that filming. Because Peter Cushing was dead, the model had to rely purely on the computer.
MandalorianShade yeah me too , the more details you put on a CGI person face the more hard it is to move "naturally" (is the key word) everything that moves in a human's face when the mouth is moving to talk, like cheeks e.t.c More detail=more hard work to be perfected, more work=time consuming and costs more to produce, since ive read that each frame of CGI to be made so we the viewers to see it costs a couple of millions of dollars to be produced.The greater and more used the CG studio is the more a Movie studio will have to pay them.At least lets respect and appreciate that we got an Original star wars movie (I mean original timeline, original storm troopers and their suits, darth vader and everything when Star wars was shining on its original trilogy, that alone makes me a hardcore and crazy Star Wars fan happy! :D episode 7 was good but the least interesting Star wars episode even episode 1 for me in terms of story and characters.i already got bored finn, rey, kylo ren by rewatching the whole Stat wars series in order, but thats just me, still cant wait for episode 9 but only cause of Luke
your boss is the ceo and the ceo works for the shareholders and the shareholders work for your boss and your boss works for the shareholders while your ceo works for your boss? xD
![[YTP] Titanium Man Likes Cheeseburgers](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ItKGM2cWWSY/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[YTP] The Matrix Runs On Windows Vista](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jfz3gY5xW5g/mqdefault.jpg)
"2 nights before your dad disapeared he came to my house and disconnected my wifi"
"so"
"so iv'e been disconnected for 20 years"
mysteries abound
"Have a catch?"
The Auditor 20 years why called FIOS
That's what it feels like
Oyle mui mui disen makin mesa so smilin!
G or B
"I'm not your father Sam."
*shuts off lights and Disappears for 28 years*
That was the best part !
Not gonna lie that would be an awesome ending to a horror movie or something
(╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻
@@Mr.Scott86 Why a horror movie specifically?
@@redforest9269 idk
I love how you can literally put Peter Parker eating a hot dog into any scene and still make sense
"literally "
(╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻
I am ur 699th like
"With great power comes great responsibility."
"No, Uncle Ben."
th-cam.com/video/k9ZB-zGUE7A/w-d-xo.html
22233
"What sort of improvements have been made in Encom OS 12?"
"This year we put a 12 on the box."
"Cool."
Lmao this is an insult to TRON LEGACY!!
Literally Don Mattrick's presentation to Microsoft in 2013
"What sort of improvements have been made in the new Xbox?"
"This year we put a One on the Xbox."
"Cool."
Fifa every year
"Illegal combatant on the grid."
"Aw c'mon is that even legal?"
my lord is that legal
“I will make it legal”
This is illegal, you know.
Wise choice
"You built the grid"
"No, we built ULTROOON" XD
The Vagabond lol
The Vagabond same 💀
Tony Stark confirmed
The Vagabond
I died ... Hahahaha
🙂💿 🤖➡️☠️
"this year we put a 12 on the box"
"cool"
FIFA devs be like...
Apple in a nutshell
i read that as soon as it played
@@DiegoRuiz1991 facts
@@starsparkle78 true
*sees someone die*
Sam: "Now this I can do!"
*kills everyone*
TheTerminator701 Yeah? Well that's just like...your opinion man
Sean Harman No No No Yes No Yes No Yes
Devin Tariel stfu, bit
Devin Tariel A
hahahaha
"One day I shut the Hippies up!"
lol that killed me
Flowey The TH-cam Flower! , can you not put so many fucking spaces in there? ffs just put it in the line below.
no joke I could've laughed with you if it wasn't for that lame extra effort just to see you write "lol that killed me.."
ugh..
randomshittutorials wtf
Oh fuck, should I call an ambulance
Impressive how this guy is able to make hilarious YTP's with rarely any sex jokes or swearing
thats how you know someones really good at this stuff, if they dont resort to dirty "jokes" to make people laugh then they know what their doing
If you like that, you should also check out DaThings1, another YTPer who keeps the content clean.
I agree. Also, Castor really knows how to play the tambourine, am I right?
That's some holier than thou shit. There's nothing wrong with swearing or dirty jokes. It's not hard to exclude them either, so it's not really that impressive. The YTPs themselves are impressive, but that's besides the point. Using or not using dirty jokes/cussing is not any sort of indicator of comedic skill.
Chaos Omega The reason the lack of toilet humor and other forms of obscenity is commendable is because it encourages the content creator to get more, well, creative.
I’d hardly call it holier-than-thou when most other YTPs rely on the same schtick to be risible. And personally I find myself skipping the raunchy bits ‘cause of what I expounded.
Together...
You built the grid?
No, we built ulTron!
Together we're gonna make some weapons.
this was an underrated movie
Zabargad I liked it
They were gonna make a third one but then Disney bought star wars.
K. Flynn maybe they still could. Only this time make the grid look less goth?
just as boring as i remember it
@@k.-flynn Because of you I found out that this is 2...
The Iron Man cut was brilliant.
Jared V yeah? well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man
1:05
Every cut is brilliant
Funny enough the man inside Iron Monger is Kevin Flynn himself
@@BortaMaga
Was... was that a john finnemore reference?
"Identify yourself program" "My name is Sam I Am"
***** I I do not like green eggs and ham, Sam I am
Jput.319 but the Emperor sure does
"I'm a program. I am a girl."
The Peter Parker moments are the best.
Carlton Willis Yeah? Well thats just like uh...your opinion man.
Lemon Man Man Looks like your not brave enough to wear the rubber underpants.
Lemon Man Man Not to worry, the angry troll will run out of steam in exactly 80 days.
The Wolf
k
Carlton Willis Go a oh!
You know it's a good day when AlpacaHawk uploads a new video
Heisen The Berg Well... that's just like... your opinion man.
"Damn it.."
You never disappoint dude! XDDD
"You're going to create the perfect you."
"2 nights before your dad disappeared he came to my house and disconnected my wifi" "so?" "I've been disconnected for 20 years!"
Referencing the fact his dad disconnected Tron and Alan for some reason.
Clu: "Flin, am I still supposed to create the Perfect PIZZA TIME!"
Flin: "YEEEAH!"
That part killed me.
Didn't anybody tell you? *_stealing is stealing_*
2:28 - Chain Reaction
The boss is ok with it.
@hyperjohn6627 the hell he is!
"You Broke the promise."
"Yeah... that's just like... ummn... your opinion, Mann..."😂😂😂
"One day I-"
"You got in?"
"No, I shut the hippies up."
119 people weren't able to shut the hippies up
166 people couldn't create the perfect system.
To 177 people: yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man
No... THEY WERE THE HIPPIES
181 people weren't pleased with his execution
"What we should take away from this, is that uh.... Tony's back." 😂😂😂
TONY STARK was able to shut the hippies up!
And, uhh he's healthier than ever?
31Tancos....
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO CRAP IN A CAVE
@@Imperialstorm03Well...that's like...your opinion, man.
yeah? well, that's just like... your opinion man.
*plays happy music in background*
BUT I MADE THE *PERFECT* SYSTEM!
A Leaf Well, that's just like...your opinion man
The Dude abides
Uh huh, sure
*Sees somebody is intruding. soft gasp. Looks around and returns to drinking coffee and chillaxing* LITERALLY EVERY GUARD IN GAMES EVER.
Must of been the wind
For any aspiring business majors at university, just remember: Your boss works for the CEO. And the CEO works for the shareholders. The shareholders work for the CEO. And the CEO works for your boss. And your boss works for the shareholders.
Just remember that and you'll do just fine 👌
pffft lol
"Now, do you know who the biggest shareholder is? Your boss."
Thanks. Gotta remember that.
*You Are Not Authorized*
The Immortal Bitch *Hit* *Hit* *Hit*
The Immortal Bitch as soon as I saw your comment this scene happened
*pound on head*
I died
You are not authorized
sam, the night you dad disappeared he came to my house and disconnected my wifi
so?
so .. Ive been disconnected for 20 years
rofl its a wonder I didnt spit out my drink
NEVER drink and watch AlpacaHawk!
Remember: Flynn Is Not Sam's Dad!
Tron is so criminally underrated, please do some more of these, maybe with the original film
6 people could not build the perfect system and have been disconnected for 20 years.
yeah, well... thats just like.... your opinion man....
175 other individuals weren't able to shut the hippies up.
@@ryanm.8720 196 people broke their promise
"One day, I..."
"You got it?"
"Ha ha, no, I shut the hippies up."
lol
its, "You got in" not It
yeah, well, that's just like your opinion man.
"Identify yourself."
"I am taking this vehicle."
"You are not authorized."
*SMACK.*
*Click.*
"You are not authorized."
*SMACK.*
*Click.*
"You are not author---"
*SMACK. SMACK. SMACK.*
*Click.*
*Pause.*
*"YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED."*
"one day i SHUT THE HIPPIES UP"
if only this was possible...
Matt Millstor NEVEHH!
There is one program that even the grid cannot contain. I have seen it punch through air, men have emptied entire concrete walls at it and have hit nothing but clips. Do you want to know what I'm talking about? Its the Matrix.
I know Kung Fu.
Doctor Jones I know crap-fu! 😑🤙🏻
*Puts fist with thumb and pinky extended up to ear and prepares to fight*
"Phone call"
Zack Spindler Thats my other comment
The Wolf Wow
God I was going to panic if this YTP didn't include peter falling on the car. Props Alpaca senpai.
"Look, I know you probably get this a lot but there has been a big mistak-"- " *GET REKT* "
When I tried to play the video and a screen saying "something went wrong" popped up and I laughed so hard after I saw the video title again.
"I'm not your father, sam" HAHAHAHAHA
Budd Elegdron clue
I watch a lot of ytp's but yours are always a favorite. Thanks for the videos AlpacaHawk
9:59 i was waiting for that
1:38 so that's why Jeff Bridges had to hold off the story and go so soon...
Even now in 2019 this ytp holds up quite well, that’s great content.
I love how it’s just an unsaid rule of the universe to reference “Big Lebowski” any time anyone sees Jeff Bridges. 😂
Yeah, well, that's, just, like, y*gets crushed by Peter Parker falling out of the sky*
9:03 lol omg I'm dying that was a quote from The Big Lebowski perfect timing for putting that in too.
I was almost disappointed when he jumped off the roof and didn't have the spiderman scene. I'm glad I got to see it at the end though.
5:28
Sam Flynn, through unknown methods, turns the device into an incredibly lethal weapon with which he could easily execute C.L.U. in the blink of an eye...and he is made the object of ridicule by the audience, making him feel so self-conscious, he undoes his action and fights on C.L.U.'s terms. That's some unbelievably advanced thinking from C.L.U.'s subjects. They pretty much just saved his life.
"You are big sissy."
"I am big sissy."
Lost it.
Only three things in this world can be said to be certain: death, taxes, and Peter Parker crashing his spine on some car once in a while.
The prodigal son returns.
“I would like you to meet our next Blockbuster. Encom OS12”
*presses button and nothing happens*
.....
“Encom sucks!”
Rinzler got his martial arts moves from around the world in 8 days. Taught by a "French" Valet.
The father is chinese. The mother is chinese, and all the children are chinese.
31Tancos Tracey The children are French.
Is the Rinzler willing to risk his life to wear the rubber underpants like the "French" valet did?
Zack Spindler Yes. Ah Wi! Wi!
"Today I have proved that man can WEAR THE RUBBER UNDERPANTS(!) without disrupting his internal organs."
words of a great man.
he hasnt had wifi for 20 years! the fiend!
Kevin: And i called him clu
Sam: Codified likeness utility
Lex luthor: WROOOOOOONG
once again AlpacaHawk you prove you are the best YTPer LawL
tigerlep hunter you haven't seen FlyingKitty
BrainCrack
just seen some of his/her vids and i still say AlpacaHawk is better it's just something about the way he edits that makes him the best lol
tigerlep hunter like the way he doesn't rely on sex jokes and swear words
SHAWKLAN 27
ikr and his YTP's are not just a bunch of crap thrown together plus his doesn't use the same lame ytp lines (like "spaghetti")
Right right, I just hate his overuse of reversing or even the distortion in AlphaHawks videos sometimes. FlyingKitty's GTA IV YTP Volumes just convinced me otherwise (as he used the GTA IV Editor too)
🤣🤣🤣 as a Tron fan this shit was too hilarious man smh... especially when the security gaurd just sat there drinking his coffee like "whatever" 😂
Haha, just noticed that Scarecrow reference; "Would you like to see my mask? Probably not very frightening to a guy like you, or these crazies." XD
Arm Rest me too xD
What's funnier is that there are 2 people who played a character named "Scarecrow" in that room.
"Keep ya legs straight when ya hit the water" That's first time I've seen a Flushed Away reference in pretty much anything
9:25 TIE FIGHTER INCOMING!
CheesyPies clue
9:40
No! No! YES! NO! YES! *Freaking stayed silent for going home*
YES YES! THE PERFECT ENDING! I was so waiting for that clip!
i hope im not the only one who died when kevin said ultron
and the part when sam got rekt at the iron man scene
Whenever AlpacaHawk uploads, you know your day will go perfectly or be complete
Hahahaha not even halfway through the video and I'm already laughing my ass off, Great work!!
The CGI on flyn when he was in Sam's room was so good that I actually thought he was a real person when I was little.
"Your boss works for the CEO.
The CEO works for the shareholders.
The shareholders work for the CEO.
The CEO works for your boss.
Your boss works for the shareholders."
Makes sense to me.
"the night ur father dissapeared he unpliged my wi-fi"
"so"
"i have been disconnected for 20 years"
It's so sad...
(Watches the entire video)
Wow, for the first time in... ever, AlpacaHawk didn't use the clip of Peter Parker falling on a the car in a TH-cam Poop! I never thought i'd see the day, but I guess he finally grew out of that joke and decided to... (9:55) nevermind.
"You are *you* ."
"I am *you* "
"You will create the perfect *you* ."
"I will create the perfect *you* ."
"You are big sissy."
"I am big sissy."
Wow. I've read every comment and I haven't found one single bad one. All compliments. How I envy a channel like yours.
Always refreshing to see one of these; we need more laughs these days :)
This video reminded me how amazing the soundtrack of tron is
"I tried to picture jazz aliens, what do they look like?" xD
this video is amazing and i absolutely love you for it
I watch this YTP every day. I love it so much. None of my friends know Tron, but this makes them laugh a little as well. This is seriously the best thing Tron related ever.
I fucking love Tron: Legacy
Dackery I loved the artstyle and overral "feel" of the movie, but the story... i dunno, I guess it needed more impact
Miguel Pereira you and me share the same opinion :) if you are Tron fan you could try out if you want the game Tron evolution, if you want buy it from Steam or torrent it if you don't want to spend money on it.I highly recommend if you enjoyed the Tron movie, the game also I think has a far more interesting lore and story and you get to know more info about Tron the character than in the movie.Go see a game play or walk through of the game and if it interests you try it
6:04 this just in, the S̶a̶m̶s̶u̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶t̶e̶7̶ Gen5 Light Cycles have been recalled for engines overheating and blowing up the entire FUCKING GRID
I love Tron Legacy, it’s an awesome movie. This was so funny to watch, I was laughing the entire time, good job!
The constant switch to credits made me laugh so much!
10:00 i was waiting for that XDDDDDD
Legojake94 oh hi there
'eyyyy
***** hahaha woah ahaha we homo *proceeds to fly away in helicopter*
SwarlesTheBoss 'eyyyyyy
SwarlesTheBoss I might not tbh but I do have more anime ytp in general im making
I just noticed CGI Jeff Bridges look more realistic than CGI Tarkin and CGI Leia in Rogue One (in my opinion). Tron Legacy came out 6 years before. Honestly they could have done a way better job with that in Rogue. As soon as I saw Tarkin I just felt "Okay, he isn't real. He looks like shit".
Kick-ass YTP Alpaca!!
nosbled studio part of the reason for that is Jeff bridges was alive for that filming. Because Peter Cushing was dead, the model had to rely purely on the computer.
nosbled studio I kept feeling like Tarkin looked like a Civ 5 world leader xD
alright that's true. yeah I felt like he got more screen time than he needed with that cgi. he looked super cool in the mirror reflection though!
nosbled studio don't get me wrong, it was still cool. The whole uncanny valley thing is hard to get past. :3
MandalorianShade yeah me too , the more details you put on a CGI person face the more hard it is to move "naturally" (is the key word) everything that moves in a human's face when the mouth is moving to talk, like cheeks e.t.c More detail=more hard work to be perfected, more work=time consuming and costs more to produce, since ive read that each frame of CGI to be made so we the viewers to see it costs a couple of millions of dollars to be produced.The greater and more used the CG studio is the more a Movie studio will have to pay them.At least lets respect and appreciate that we got an Original star wars movie (I mean original timeline, original storm troopers and their suits, darth vader and everything when Star wars was shining on its original trilogy, that alone makes me a hardcore and crazy Star Wars fan happy! :D episode 7 was good but the least interesting Star wars episode even episode 1 for me in terms of story and characters.i already got bored finn, rey, kylo ren by rewatching the whole Stat wars series in order, but thats just me, still cant wait for episode 9 but only cause of Luke
Man, you make the best fighting scenes xD
Seriously I don't know what's funnier, Rinzler's break dancing or Darth Maul fighting Obi-Wan after shrugging off a fatal blow.
8:41 'My name is Sam I Am'
you are you. you will create the perfect you
These videos are the most superior memes
your boss is the ceo and the ceo works for the shareholders and the shareholders work for your boss and your boss works for the shareholders while your ceo works for your boss? xD
4:54 LOL all those flips XD
*THANK YOU* For so many Big Lebowski moments.... *THE DUDE* Approves.
Great job man 😂. One of your best
Alpaca hawk, you seriously make the only YTPs worth watching.
9:20 OMG i fucken died xD
6:43, " Am I still the creator of the perfect system? Flynn: Yeahh...
Flynn narrating : it was a cu...
So apparently CLU stands for:
C -
L -
U - Big Sissy
dude, the chick in that movie was so hot
Gatling Hawk 👍
You mean quorra
Gatling Hawk Olivia wilde
Do you mean the charachter gem?
The next TRON series: TRON: The Legend of Quorra.
7:42 "Like a bawse"
8:52 IS THAT A MOTHER FLIPPIN FLUSHED AWAY REFERENCE!?
3:41 - Okay you probably get this a lot, but there's been a big mistak-- *Get rekt*
8:26 When your computer stops working
4:57 that one competitive kid in Gym Class
5:44
Clu: my explosion is great
Sam: hold my lightstick