Datto Roasts My Vault Again (we argue)

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  • @Th3Jez
    @Th3Jez  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Play Enlisted today using my link for a free bonus pack with soldiers, weapons, and more 👉 en.live/th3jez

    • @drewleer7854
      @drewleer7854 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No wonder your skills are mid you have like mostly no crafted weapons

    • @DeltaKream
      @DeltaKream 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@drewleer7854 who asked

    • @drewleer7854
      @drewleer7854 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clearly you

    • @DeltaKream
      @DeltaKream 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@drewleer7854 where did i ask

    • @WorldGoods
      @WorldGoods 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m Gucci

  • @Yumais
    @Yumais 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +580

    Hats off to the editor for creating and sticking with cardboard cutout Datto

    • @ryanananimator
      @ryanananimator 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@ryanananimator when i saw his mouth move in the beginning i legit lost it. idk how much work it took but i appreciate it so much lmao

  • @Yutopiso
    @Yutopiso 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +576

    Your vault is beautiful in its own way. The size of the vault doesn’t actually matter. It’s the personality that’s important

    • @danteziz6069
      @danteziz6069 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i mean the personality of jez's vault is also bad tbh, most of the weapons AND armor are straight up bad

    • @jzunitemedia
      @jzunitemedia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@danteziz6069Jez’s vault is so bad it’s good

    • @jordanglass5996
      @jordanglass5996 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still isn't explosive yet ):

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It always the guys with the giant vault saying that

    • @jonathandejong
      @jonathandejong 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It looks like mine, but i have less masterworked

  • @haven1653
    @haven1653 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    jez’s vault is basically his mental trash can for copium. it’s relatable

  • @arkekklesia
    @arkekklesia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    Jez: WHY DO I HAVE 5 ARTHRITIS?!
    Datto: That what happens when you turn 30. you'll just get 5 Arthritis a year and it just goes up from there.
    oh man, that is so true on so many levels... welcome to pain, Jez.

    • @Anonymouseyoutuber
      @Anonymouseyoutuber 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Arthritis wipe timer

    • @OriionCygnus
      @OriionCygnus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      3 days before I turned 36 I woke up with a stiff neck and now I cant tell if it went away or if I just got used to it. I turned 36 in july

    • @erebuspanda4653
      @erebuspanda4653 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My knees clicked through the whole quote 😂

  • @t3hd3rpy1
    @t3hd3rpy1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I like how Jez said he had to delete infusion fuel yet he’s got all these weapons that have yet to be infused

  • @lastbluetardis
    @lastbluetardis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    The puppet-mouth Datto throughout the entire video got to me so much; loved it! I had a great time listening to you defending all of the gun duplicates in your vault. Great video Jez!

  • @DoctorTrombone
    @DoctorTrombone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I love the existential dread Datto is going through in this vid. Also, if armor is less than 65 base stat, it gets deleted for me. Simple as that

  • @SteamFan42
    @SteamFan42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Datto has never been so animated in a video.

    • @bolillo5013
      @bolillo5013 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I should not have laughed this much

  • @MrTrufax
    @MrTrufax 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Mining Cringulum with this one. The amount of Bad Jez Takes™ in this video is UNREAL.

    • @CarmenFiala
      @CarmenFiala 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      and then they both come in with the bad Eye of Another World take to top it off where NEITHER of them acknowledge it's just literally like 100 free stat points for no work on any subclass

    • @AvatarBowler
      @AvatarBowler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠@@CarmenFiala Yeah, but at this point, who cares? A somewhat faster cooldown doesn’t matter much when there are so many mods, fragments, aspects, and other exotics that grant ability energy. Take it from someone who doesn’t use theirs and mains warlock and has no problem with chaining ability loops.

    • @CarmenFiala
      @CarmenFiala 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AvatarBowler i think you're underestimating how much a cool like 40 points into strength, disc, and technically recovery for literally no work (not 40 points total, 40 points IN EACH STAT) can just feel good, especially on something like stasis with longer base cooldowns. those stats bumps aren't locked behind doing damage or getting kills or sprinting or doing ANYTHING. they are literally just like 3-4 bonus stat tiers per stat for free, opening up using mods that don't focus around just regaining your abilities. is it the most flashy? no. but literally every build and subclass will benefit from it. and anything pvp it's practically a no brainer

    • @AvatarBowler
      @AvatarBowler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CarmenFiala The problem, though, is that base cooldowns mean less than they used to thanks to the global nerf to cooldown rate after Lightfall’s release and to the buildcrafting overhaul they did, so I don’t think I’m underestimating much here. Sure, I may run some double or triple 100 builds from time to time, but much of the energy I get from those builds isn’t tied to the cooldown either. They could be 60 or 70 and I won’t notice too much of a difference.
      However, I’m not necessarily arguing that you’re wrong, because you’re right. Having a passive / free stat boost _is_ of some value, and there’s nothing wrong with exploiting that to the max because having a free boost is good. If that’s what you use and it works, good for you. Seriously. I wouldn’t use it, but I’m also not you.
      What I _am_ saying is that Datto’s point is valid despite what you said, because of the reasons I already mentioned. If it’s any consolation, I also found it weird he ignored that part of the exotic, because that’s its best feature, not the target marking.

  • @ustuber1362
    @ustuber1362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love that Datto accidentally called them “all the raids *except* the funny parts” at 24:25 😂

  • @Luteloots
    @Luteloots 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Just imagine an alternate reality Jez that actually raids and does PvE content to unlock all of the craftable weapons.
    He'd be too powerful.

  • @funbor5177
    @funbor5177 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Jez with the 2600 kill calus mini tool you could use weighted throwing knife on the scorched enemies to ignite them and reload the gun at the same time

  • @AranDomGuy1st
    @AranDomGuy1st 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    hearing jez say incandescent and grave robber is a bad roll made me want to cry

  • @daRealB-Rex
    @daRealB-Rex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Love vault cleaning vids as it reminds me to do the same with my vault, but I ignore those reminders 😅

  • @moorejim13
    @moorejim13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    8:14 it’s wild to me when men say they don’t understand girls obsession with make up when they literally do the same thing with stuff like this lol

  • @Mr.Linguini
    @Mr.Linguini 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    At first I was disappointed with Mr. Trv not having a facecam but I quickly began to appreciate jpeg Datto in all its wonkiness, great job editor 😂
    (Yes I may be at 599/600 literally all the time with only one page being armor and the rest being “what if Bungo buffs this specific perk” duplicate weapons and I have no intention of changing my ways… this is a call for help somebody please save me) I sympathize with you on the 180 hand cannons though because honestly they’re my favorite hc archetype and one day they shall be METAH ❤

  • @vSBRv
    @vSBRv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Jez's vault is like opening up that one closet at your nans place lmao

  • @jon82987
    @jon82987 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This aged well. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @liamgaffney2005
    @liamgaffney2005 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Datto's crying

  • @captshavers
    @captshavers 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "hunters no punch????" My dude, the rotation for solar hunter is a seesaw of tripmines and knives. (Also incandescent is amazing for getting gunpowder gamble)

    • @Alex-xi4bg
      @Alex-xi4bg 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Incandescent is just insane period

  • @darkstorm5388
    @darkstorm5388 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been doing this with my friends, one has slideshot on everything and dies laughing when he hears me sigh annoyed, and the other has over half of his vault full of retired bad roll weapons and SHIPS AND SPARROWS, his reasoning is "you can't get them anymore."

  • @thetealphoenix5485
    @thetealphoenix5485 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Quick everyone Jez posted funny. Also thank you editor for beautiful puppet datto for bringing me much more joy than it should have.

  • @Welverin
    @Welverin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    17:20 Thank you for including this, it was as great as I expected from the preview Datto gave us.

  • @Real28
    @Real28 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jez not realizing you can synergize throwing knife and solar effects with incandescent, totally on brand. Solar Hunter is still stupid strong, even though YAS got obliterated.

  • @esportsmiyagi
    @esportsmiyagi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Jez being the type of guy to use over characters as vault space

  • @NezhaTheDemon
    @NezhaTheDemon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Waking up to more Jez and Datto content morning is off to a great start

  • @NarimaanV
    @NarimaanV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:06 Blasphemy indeed, but it also made me laugh, so I'll allow it this time...😂

  • @Alex-pq2fv
    @Alex-pq2fv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    you love to see a father and son bonding for 38 minutes

  • @roniinumerals179
    @roniinumerals179 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jez rolling the dice and saying Rhulk is the RON boss sent me XD. Great to see ya Jez, this was awesome.

  • @jessenoirrouge8150
    @jessenoirrouge8150 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Jez’s weapon hot takes always interest me. Vault cleaning are some of the funniest Destiny videos

  • @talialevi2723
    @talialevi2723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Datto makes Jez's vault count recede faster than his hairline

  • @MoxieW
    @MoxieW 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Big admiration to the editor for commiting to animate Datto's mouth for the whole video 👏👏

  • @Resolute.j
    @Resolute.j 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What a Vault. Disgustingly amazing.

  • @rileydport
    @rileydport 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I don't have cratftable ammit" my brother in christ they gave it to you for free

  • @smoothtrooper781
    @smoothtrooper781 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I gotta go to work, but I'm definitely watching this later Jez, big meat style for sure

  • @Zaidy_Waidy
    @Zaidy_Waidy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Datto doesn't understand the hidden Eye of Another World meta...
    The most recent Crota WR Speedrun uses it too.

  • @thepopmanbrad
    @thepopmanbrad 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    seeing a jez video appear in my notifications is like seeing a rainbow quite surprising but very very very much welcome

  • @user-vd3zm6ix5t
    @user-vd3zm6ix5t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah, the "Datto spoilered this video coming already"-Video. Love it! ❤

  • @ohaiitsurrn8922
    @ohaiitsurrn8922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Come for the fun content. Stay for cute Datto laughter.
    Also, to whom it may concern, that Lego breaking noise gives me all the good brain chemicals. So thanks.

  • @CalebHawn
    @CalebHawn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how Jez says we're not going to look at the armor, and then that's the first thing they'll look at.

  • @stevenjackson9028
    @stevenjackson9028 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine Jez's face when he realizes the third stompees nerf is in fact a pve buff. Who am I kidding though, he'll never know about the change regardless.

  • @aeloswindrunner
    @aeloswindrunner 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I just don't know why, but the vault cleaning is just always so compelling. It's addictive in a baffling way

  • @levistaeirssr2684
    @levistaeirssr2684 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “But as they say in war -don’t stand under that missile”

  • @Luxian2842
    @Luxian2842 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jez did you hear about the leaked stompees buff? Removing the class ability requirement and getting damage resist while in the air?

  • @Foxman955
    @Foxman955 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel like slackjaw datto was his mood after the armour anyways so good job editor

  • @JoeyCarries
    @JoeyCarries 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching the armor section has proved Jez doesn’t know about the discipline ghost mod trick… lol love you Jez

  • @VoidUnderTheSun
    @VoidUnderTheSun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First song in the armour section is really good.

  • @itsterra9381
    @itsterra9381 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the premium content I subscribed for

  • @aisforannihilation1662
    @aisforannihilation1662 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    For a wave launcher user who is also friends with Datto, how on earth do u not only not have a forbearance but not have a god roll crafted forbearance? That thing is the definition of cracked. & Yes u should absolutely have explosive personality as its a fun 1. I may have skipped the current season but I do have a major fondness for both of those wavy bois.

  • @NathanM007
    @NathanM007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    14:40 just flamed say wallah bruhs entire channel 😂

  • @bosteezyy
    @bosteezyy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    also Ammit was a free pattern for the tutorial quests when patterns first came out in Witch Queen.

  • @brandonhaag52
    @brandonhaag52 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The vault cleaning begiiiinss

  • @ceejayyvr
    @ceejayyvr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the long anticipated return

  • @bipbop9582
    @bipbop9582 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    big props to the editing on dattos mouth for every single sound he makes

  • @dustin2cute
    @dustin2cute 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The puppet mouth datto is scary and will haunt my dreams tonight 😢

  • @colinderue8095
    @colinderue8095 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Drink every time Jez says "lllllLITERALLY?????"

  • @haydencox8006
    @haydencox8006 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Todays video felt like a comfort zone video but for weapons till it got to armor holy moly

  • @taco8779
    @taco8779 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the cutout Datto

  • @thetman920
    @thetman920 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can't wait for jez's weapon reviews or at least him playing the game.

  • @unknownlegend2167
    @unknownlegend2167 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My GF says it’s not the size of the vault that matters, it’s how you use it

  • @Broly8861
    @Broly8861 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The constant judgmental Datto is sooo good! LMAO

  • @jimpenn1996
    @jimpenn1996 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vault Space the bane of Dattos existence

  • @syntheticprophet9726
    @syntheticprophet9726 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the igneous had me dead. c'mon dude

  • @anatidaephobia67
    @anatidaephobia67 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was exceptional content. How is it possible your armour rolls are that bad. Many condolences.

  • @CrushableDread
    @CrushableDread 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At this point go into Jez’s vault when he isn’t looking and delete all duplicates and see if he remembers even one.

  • @XogoWasTaken
    @XogoWasTaken 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:05
    For clarification here, 180 HCs have almost the exact same range bracket as 140s.

  • @TheMrMayo
    @TheMrMayo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Convincing Jez to delete stuff in his vault is like trying to find my first girlfriend: It could happen, but what's the statistics?

  • @DeangusMcFife
    @DeangusMcFife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Jeditor working overtime on Datto.

  • @zc4905
    @zc4905 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL bro, Datto has got you SWEATIN’ and you haven’t left the Tower! 😂 I can’t imagine a session of Trials.

  • @musicaltarrasque
    @musicaltarrasque 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So cool that you could get A.I, Datto for the video collab!

  • @ChaosRaych
    @ChaosRaych 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Datto vault cleanings never get old, but I'd probably watch you 2 read the dictionary bc you're just that funny together

  • @clayton9547
    @clayton9547 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Need to see Jez’s reaction to the new stompee buffs for next season

  • @Dan0w93
    @Dan0w93 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone who just turned 30 as well I think my body decided I’m an old man now, thankfully jez you’ve still got amazing hair so your fine

  • @graydreams
    @graydreams 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jez is gonna love that the st0mp-ee5 nerf is getting reverted.

  • @craigpotter2417
    @craigpotter2417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY IS MY BABY

  • @ncrranger8449
    @ncrranger8449 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:27 it doesn't kill track unless the one you want to track is equipped

  • @mininearby
    @mininearby 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol I used the eye of another world for stasis until the ostommance gloves came out

  • @matthewdenney7717
    @matthewdenney7717 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Predicts a 3rd nerf to stompees and instead they're getting a buff

  • @sharaxo
    @sharaxo หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:25 I litterally have that song for my current ringtone...I thought my phone was ringing super low God damn it

  • @azustar686
    @azustar686 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The south park style datto talking is very unsettling

  • @levistaeirssr2684
    @levistaeirssr2684 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eye of another world lets you go past 100 stat, that’s pretty nice

  • @Pedestal_Prime
    @Pedestal_Prime 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its monotone complainey guy vs Mr. 24:02 yet again. Love to see it.

  • @brlopez4
    @brlopez4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    your vault is perfect, the small ones hurt

  • @Goose683
    @Goose683 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jez coping hard on the 180 hand cannon buff and that he'll actually use all the different weapon rolls he has on the separate guns

  • @rexevodempsey3407
    @rexevodempsey3407 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time a Jez vid rolls onto my dash it feels like he understands the game less

  • @maishufoxx
    @maishufoxx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    jez you would love word of crota with sword logic! After one kill it instantly becomes 3 tappable!

  • @th3stainedrose
    @th3stainedrose 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was really expecting this title to the
    "Datto roasts my my vault again (we argue again)"

  • @Multi-Guard
    @Multi-Guard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:16 I don’t know Australia had Great Lakes too.

  • @jacobkarls7689
    @jacobkarls7689 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can’t wait for all the comments roasting you for the Ammit pattern 😂 keep up the good vibes our collective cringe papi
    Also slackjaw Datto 😂😂😂 so relatable

  • @Wall_Candy
    @Wall_Candy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jez is probably the most frustrating person to see get their vault cleared lmao

  • @Anew522
    @Anew522 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I haven't play destiny in more than a year now. I just come for the content. I don't know what's meta/good but you still stress me the f out Jez

  • @flawlix
    @flawlix 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jez and I have the same attitude toward what we keep in the vault

  • @timthepanda
    @timthepanda หลายเดือนก่อน

    26:22 datto using celestial as the example for unused exotics to get rid of is probably better tan any of the legacy deletes imho

  • @hermitharry15
    @hermitharry15 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way Datto's mouth is moving like a puppet. Makes me think this isn't actually Datto, but a voice deepfake and Jez is basically talking byself. Idk why I think this, but it's funny to me as I feel like this is something that could happen.

  • @Flareb00t
    @Flareb00t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    not using a deepsight on those Calus Minitools has given me pain beyond belief

  • @justApigeon.
    @justApigeon. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Puppet Datto best Datto.

  • @Trippple_A_Batteries
    @Trippple_A_Batteries 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zur sold an auto holster explosive personality back in season 20

  • @decoder1157
    @decoder1157 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not gonna lie. I love enlisted. I've been playing since March, it's a lot of fun

  • @thelastwarturtle4566
    @thelastwarturtle4566 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    u should deff do another in a nutshell video