Whackhead Prank: Please just pay my UIF!

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.ค. 2023
  • 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 prank 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 29 June 2023
    Think there's nothing more irritating than dealing with Government agencies? Well, then you've never been pranked by Darren "Whackhead" Simpson posing as a government employee.
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  • @Inallthingsgivethanksalways
    @Inallthingsgivethanksalways 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    She was actually really polite

  • @meraaiki6129
    @meraaiki6129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Only spoke to the government agencies on 2 occasions. Once when I worked at another government agency and needed to call the WCC. I would do that & just hold on forever. One Friday afternoon a lady called April answered. Nearly fell off my chair I had such a fright. The other time was when I had Covid...someone from the Health Department called me, on my cell phone, to let me know that my preiod of isolation would end the following day. I was beyond astonished.

  • @Anne-ky2ku
    @Anne-ky2ku ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Although this sounds funny, let me tell you the anxiety and anguish one goes through to claim UIF. It is painful!😢 If you want to prank someone, knock at the door of the Labour Department!! 😬

    • @chrislouw9811
      @chrislouw9811 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think this prank is in extremely bad taste, the reality for millions of south africans is terrible service to try and actually get the pittance that the government provides, this is not funny.

    • @123heinie
      @123heinie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have been trying for 6 months online - an absolute dissaster

    • @silvertongue3003
      @silvertongue3003 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrislouw9811The situation isn’t something funny, but if you can’t laugh at something anymore you’re in serious trouble.. I lost my job during covid after 22 years and while I couldn’t work I also started proceedings to claim uif, after 7 months of constant back and forward I just stopped trying.. lucky I managed to start a small business making clothes and printing textiles and T-shirts which saved me going under completely

  • @mistermornevanderberg
    @mistermornevanderberg ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he says it's called a COB 😂😂😂😂

  • @aydenpb
    @aydenpb ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I have been waiting 10 months for UIF.
    like many others have pointed out - calling the call center is useless.
    You have to actually go sit in the queue at the labour center for up to 5 hours to get to the front for them to tell you first off
    wait 7-15 working days then you go back and they still don't know what's happening.
    Then you go back and their next excuse is that there's a "backlog" - no shit.
    Then its escalation upon escalation.
    Then after 6 months my application was finally approved - BUT by then my "3 month old" certified documents had lapsed and so i needed to submit new docs.
    NOW because its been over 7 months and the total value owed to me exceeds R25000, i have to go through a DIFFERENT manual process whereby i have to get bank statements from 3 months BEFORE unemployment - so i pay for those statements out of pocket - then after submitting those, i have been waiting another month.
    i went back a few days ago and i am told "it is being processed" "you'll have your money by next week"
    i have visited those buildings 10 times - ive spent over 50 hours wasted in a queue.
    I dont blame anyone who decides not to even try go down routes of government assistance.

    • @kopanommolawa7222
      @kopanommolawa7222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know what you are talking about. I had to wake up extra early to queue and by the time I'm near.. Loadshedding. I would wait and when the electricity is back- the system is slow or its offline 😡
      Its honestly frustrating! 🥺😭

    • @Inallthingsgivethanksalways
      @Inallthingsgivethanksalways 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And the thing is if you don't claim it, someone steals it

  • @brentsumner6548
    @brentsumner6548 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just unblievable, this just typical of how the ANC treats the people that pay there taxes every year !! but get absolutely nothing for in return 4 it.

  • @mariakoutromanos262
    @mariakoutromanos262 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a disgrace! My gardener that has been working over 32 years and cannot get uif to pay him regardless of his and our contribution for years and years

  • @sharonjacobs6750
    @sharonjacobs6750 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My husband has bern waiting for uif for 3 years...

  • @robibabe
    @robibabe ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm glad y'all discussinh this, it's really really bad, while on maternity leave you literally have to see your own way out, cause if you lucky it only comes when you return to work... It's frustrating, disrespectful, disgrace. 💔

  • @slotsallza
    @slotsallza ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice session, enjoyed watching🎉🎉🎉

  • @jabuisaac1203
    @jabuisaac1203 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL I LIKE HOW SHE SAID "YES" AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CALL 😅😅😅😅

  • @Inallthingsgivethanksalways
    @Inallthingsgivethanksalways 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The shame and truth in this is so real

  • @JoeElliotSA
    @JoeElliotSA ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This person was SO patient I would have said more worse words than she did. 🎉😂😅

    • @mistermornevanderberg
      @mistermornevanderberg ปีที่แล้ว

      Compared to Mr September and Johnston 😂😂😂😂 definitely

  • @wilbertrogotta6738
    @wilbertrogotta6738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And the they ask ...how was the service....

  • @phanoonki
    @phanoonki ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How am I first to comment? Whackady, been a fan since 2005! All the way from Sydney Australia.

  • @DN-kz7xl
    @DN-kz7xl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can get the payback for all the years.

  • @johnnyeveritt5695
    @johnnyeveritt5695 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After months of getting nowhere prior to having to move across the Country ( But in having been rewarded with at least 5 Reference Numbers by 3 different * Agents * within EKSDOM ); I eventually had to laff-off R 12 K that HAD to be paid to allow for the sale of my house to go through; being the direct result of an ADMITTED in-house clerical Billing error that was blatantly obvious; evidenced in print from one month to the next. An excellent prank; but I totally identify and sympathise with the now post-pregnant Woman. Know that I believe that instructions have been given out and that stone-walling is INTENTIONAL to avoid any form of payout as there are limited budget-funds in all Departments following State-capture / Corruption / Looting etc ... Simply; you have little or no chance of rightful claim pay-out or reimbursement ...😡

  • @darelet
    @darelet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Reminds me of terrorizing telemarketers by jim florentine

  • @emr7712
    @emr7712 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Waiting 2 years 2 months for my UIF. When you call the call centre, they tell you it's being escalated.

    • @Getouttahere78
      @Getouttahere78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why ‼️
      Maybe it's because they are like Zambians. Just love riding escalators whilst eating KFC 😂

  • @mistermornevanderberg
    @mistermornevanderberg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my most favourite Whackhead persona😂😂😂

  • @johanlaubscher8074
    @johanlaubscher8074 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still waiting more than a year now

  • @ZubairKhan-vs8fe
    @ZubairKhan-vs8fe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I have family starving while they wait for money from UIF. Its not funny. Its hurtful

    • @user-ip9bw4lo9y
      @user-ip9bw4lo9y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel your pain irs really sad

  • @user-km4rm5hx2x
    @user-km4rm5hx2x 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂 love you whackhead you are a bomb bro.

  • @peeps977
    @peeps977 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have sent in my continues every month for the past, they will then send you a SMS to say, request has been received and the money will be allocated in 7 days. But I never get the money. So, who is getting it then?

  • @jabulanichikondo1359
    @jabulanichikondo1359 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the lipths
    Lol

  • @amandafrost327
    @amandafrost327 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm due over R25k from uif waiting over a year for my approved claim

  • @CheGypsyWay
    @CheGypsyWay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sassa is so quick&easy to get. Uif on the other hand is much harder ..

  • @g-man3847
    @g-man3847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's sad how our country has failed its people

  • @johanlaubscher8074
    @johanlaubscher8074 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hate that word escolate

  • @GatvolFourie
    @GatvolFourie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Waiting for 3 years .... Still nothing

  • @charlenejulius8501
    @charlenejulius8501 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @deborahwood4728
    @deborahwood4728 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That is disgusting. Hopefully you pay her for all the pain and false hopes

  • @TheReintech
    @TheReintech ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SA.... Land of zombies

  • @ObelixBarbatus
    @ObelixBarbatus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anything touched by this lot turns to merds

  • @chrislouw9811
    @chrislouw9811 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Earning the money you do you can only spare your mom a miserable 2k a month? Shame on you Darren.

  • @mazibukomail
    @mazibukomail 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These guys lack chemistry.

  • @goonerfromjhb
    @goonerfromjhb ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow...South African humour is not what I remember it to be...what makes this worse is whackhead is the leader of these jokers...anybody remember whackhead on late 90's 5FM...that was clever and funny...with Sasha and EMF?

    • @bjornhoffmann6008
      @bjornhoffmann6008 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian F bro it was Ian F!

    • @Rustie_za
      @Rustie_za 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how is this not funny to you? Go dail that number to get a F-off ticket please.

  • @coolrunnings523
    @coolrunnings523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im tired of useless sout africa, scammers are more organized

  • @mrejalegendary9080
    @mrejalegendary9080 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol