(There might be an error but these are the best lyrics I could find. LOVE this song!!) Thong What a delightful gift idea Thong Magical shorts that disappear Buy your loved one this noel The kind of gift you can’t resell Because it kind of smells If someone else has tried it on Thong You could be dancing cheek to cheek Thong Wiggle the string play hide and seek Buy your workmate or your boss The proctologic dental floss That really works a hair across His astronomic bum Thong “Dance of the Plumber Fairy” See the repair man go Tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink Working on the sink Bending way down low See the big tool belt go Slippy-slip, slippy-slip, slippy-slip Sliding down his hip Say it isn’t so See the rear cleavage go Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo Cheekie sneaking through See ya at so ‘n so See the plumber Doesn’t even show What a bummer Get a dial tone Called a number On the telephone Hire someone else “Wedgie Dance” Lunge! Spin around and stretch and lunge And Leap! Do a kick and shake your buns And fix those wedgies everyone Let’s go! Twirl! Double dip and somersault ThenSplit! Shuffle back and twist and fall And fix those wedgies Fix those wedgies Let’s go people Fix those wedgies Cracks are flyin’ just keep pryin’ And pull Pull hard! And pull Pull hard! And pull Pull hard those leotards! “Waltz of the Buttcrackers” Please just say no to crack When you spot butt crack attack You can see a trucker change a tire Or a cable worker fix a wire Let him know his bottom line is looking out Somehow you don’t admire it So everybody please just say no to crack Give all those crack backs a sack If you see a plumber show a breach Or a tubby hubby on a beach Sneak right up behind his back and strike a match and drop the burning sulfur right between his cheeks Because as sure as pants and men surround us Cracks are all around us Slacks fall to the ground as Miles and miles of spoil going up and down Everybody Don’t be unbound near a crowd get a grip Fix your drawers Every Fall ride along take ‘em back To the stores Show some class and hide that massive astronomic butt crack Get in the truck Cover the crack Gimme the thong Hurry along Buttcracker’s joys are sweet
@@joshkuester2046 just more hate from people that don't even know me assuming they do why don't you quiting hating on someone who's alone and hurting huh you bully
No Christmas is complete without this brilliant piece!
(There might be an error but these are the best lyrics I could find. LOVE this song!!)
Thong
What a delightful gift idea
Thong
Magical shorts that disappear
Buy your loved one this noel
The kind of gift you can’t resell
Because it kind of smells
If someone else has tried it on
Thong
You could be dancing cheek to cheek
Thong
Wiggle the string play hide and seek
Buy your workmate or your boss
The proctologic dental floss
That really works a hair across
His astronomic bum
Thong
“Dance of the Plumber Fairy”
See the repair man go
Tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink
Working on the sink
Bending way down low
See the big tool belt go
Slippy-slip, slippy-slip, slippy-slip
Sliding down his hip
Say it isn’t so
See the rear cleavage go
Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo
Cheekie sneaking through
See ya at so ‘n so
See the plumber
Doesn’t even show
What a bummer
Get a dial tone
Called a number
On the telephone
Hire someone else
“Wedgie Dance”
Lunge!
Spin around and stretch and lunge
And Leap!
Do a kick and shake your buns
And fix those wedgies everyone
Let’s go!
Twirl!
Double dip and somersault
ThenSplit!
Shuffle back and twist and fall
And fix those wedgies
Fix those wedgies
Let’s go people
Fix those wedgies
Cracks are flyin’ just keep pryin’
And pull
Pull hard!
And pull
Pull hard!
And pull
Pull hard those leotards!
“Waltz of the Buttcrackers”
Please just say no to crack
When you spot butt crack attack
You can see a trucker change a tire
Or a cable worker fix a wire
Let him know his bottom line is looking out
Somehow you don’t admire it
So everybody please just say no to crack
Give all those crack backs a sack
If you see a plumber show a breach
Or a tubby hubby on a beach
Sneak right up behind his back and strike a match and drop the burning sulfur right between his cheeks
Because as sure as pants and men surround us
Cracks are all around us
Slacks fall to the ground as
Miles and miles of spoil going up and down
Everybody
Don’t be unbound near a crowd get a grip
Fix your drawers
Every Fall ride along take ‘em back
To the stores
Show some class and hide that massive astronomic butt crack
Get in the truck
Cover the crack
Gimme the thong
Hurry along
Buttcracker’s joys are sweet
Great song. Love The Nutcracker & Christmas
My dad downloaded this on Napster / Limewire in the early 00's. Put it on a CD with a bunch of other weird songs. Gonna play it this Christmas though
Oh can we perform this with ballet dancing and figure skates!!!!?
1:41-2:08 Richard Simmons' second appearence on this album. (He's also featured on the first song, It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year.)
the fact he's a good enough sport to do this makes me laugh
@@Grissbane I still find it hard to believe, since normally you hear impersonators in these parodies.
brilliant,thanks for posting..
I've only got two plums, and I swear no fairies are involved!
That's because they weren't sugarplums.
"FIX YOUR TWORT!!!"
Fun to sing and mime on ice at Frozemont.......
What a crack up.
I hate the holidays they suck so bad when your alone and don't got anyone to celebrate them with.
You need a hug brah?
@@allclassallthetime4739 I don't need a hug and I'm noones brah.
Hugs 🤗 to you man whether you want it or not!
Maybe if you didn't have so much hate you'd have someone
@@joshkuester2046 just more hate from people that don't even know me assuming they do why don't you quiting hating on someone who's alone and hurting huh you bully
Nutcracker Suite parody with Milton T. Simmons.
Is this on Spotify?
Nope , it's one track of his that didn't get added.
The gag take on Holliday music
A used thong is what nobody wants! 😫😫
Fix those wedgies!!!
Not sure about this 1