It doesn't matter what belts he have... cant fight a bullet.. or sneak attack.... 1 thing I learned growing up in the hood. AnyBODY.. no matter who you ARE.. can be touched anytime someone want to..
This guy is hilarious, I found him just going through Facebook and TH-cam, why am I just seeing him, it’s been awhile for me to laugh out loud when I was watching this guy, I wish you great success because you are truly a funny guy.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG this was funnyyyy af 😂😂😂 I just found this roaming around youtube and now I'm going to stalk you and you need LONGER SHOWS LOL WE WANNA SEE MORE 20 MINS
Right like I got serious for a second when he said his thugs in skinny jeans joke robbing someone cause Kevin hart used it too but maybe they just sharing or someone got inspired
@@lenaely6146You know what's dope, is since this T Murph is starring on a Hulu series, and it just got picked up for a 2nd season. So its not just little ole nobody me who thinks hes talented. #K3standUp
My barber don’t speak English and I don’t speak Spanish, I say mid skin fade he say okay. He be talking the whole time to the other barbers I bet they telling jokes tho
it would be nice if we saw some of this humor in "woke" lmao. had no idea you were this funny wtf 😂 i also didn't know you were a comedian! this is so dope
OMG I am literally in tears this brother killed. Dope set from beginning to end. I am mad there are only 300 likes. Niggas gonna find out tho Murph is a beast
Found this after seeing just the bit about your kids in another video and couldn't hit subscribe fast enough. I can't believe I've never seen your name out there before, it should be everywhere! And I might also have to borrow your line "he's YOUR son until 3:30" 😂
I been laughing for 40 minutes and its a 20 min set. 😂 From the 5th chicken nugget to the "he kept saying head ass and face ass so i had to leave" it was nonstop laughter.
Man you definitely deserve way more views. Keep up the good work man that was an amazing performance 👏👏👏
emeraldokyt thank you 🙏🏾 feel free to share it
@i mean 💯
"It used to be 5 nuggets .99 cents. Now it 4 nuggets 1.29. BITCH HOW?!? That math don't even go together!"
Man when I tell you T.Murph is hilarious 🔥🔥🔥
He was definitely hilarious, had me laughing from beginning to end😂😂
Bro, this guy is hilarious... i am in tears laughing at this... wow!!!! he’s definitely the next big thing!!! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
It doesn't matter what belts he have... cant fight a bullet.. or sneak attack.... 1 thing I learned growing up in the hood. AnyBODY.. no matter who you ARE.. can be touched anytime someone want to..
This guy is hilarious, I found him just going through Facebook and TH-cam, why am I just seeing him, it’s been awhile for me to laugh out loud when I was watching this guy, I wish you great success because you are truly a funny guy.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG this was funnyyyy af 😂😂😂 I just found this roaming around youtube and now I'm going to stalk you and you need LONGER SHOWS LOL WE WANNA SEE MORE 20 MINS
Finally a young fresh talent hilarious !!
Finally some new material paired with great delivery! Good shit!
TH-cam did me good with this recommendation hope you blow more no homo
Amazing bro.. you on yo way!!
Here from DIYS
& woke
So glad I followed through!!
Great set
PS oud anything is my new shit
He was amazing!
I'm just seeing this now, AFTER seeing him, for the first time, on Hulu's "Woke"!
Cracking up!
You deadass killed that set
I need Murph and Danny Rag to play brothers on somebody’s sitcom!!!!!
Came here after watching the Woke series. This brotha is funny.
19:17 had me deeeeead
This the dude from WOKE... How cool
🔥
T Murph respect bro
hes funny
You my fav character on woke. 👌🏾🔥
Amazing
Funny very funny 😄😆🤣
Lmaooooo😂😂😂😂😂❗️🙏🏽
The sagging skinny shackles the shit.😂
Hilarious 😂
It's the comedy central roast of ISIS part for me
Lol 😂
Jus wondering how many of those ppl had Corona!
The only trump joke iv ever laughed at....that's something.
Bet money this is Eddie's son look at his facial features
he sounds so much like kevin hart 😭
Right like I got serious for a second when he said his thugs in skinny jeans joke robbing someone cause Kevin hart used it too but maybe they just sharing or someone got inspired
yeahh probably
How does this only have 40 something views!? K3 sulute, dope $hit Murph keep coming with that heat fam!
It's Kevin hart talking about a barbershop comedy session... Not entertainment
@@lenaely6146You know what's dope, is since this T Murph is starring on a Hulu series, and it just got picked up for a 2nd season. So its not just little ole nobody me who thinks hes talented. #K3standUp
Kankakee in the house! ❤
I happen to run into one of his stand ups on FB. I've never heard of this guy until today so I had to stalk him on FB and yes he was worth it 🤣🤣🤣
Shana Manning sameeee lol
i just started stalking
Didn’t know who T Murph was until I saw him on All Def - Roast Me. Keep killing it man!
He's so damn funny! He did a set down in Carbondale about 5 years ago and he was funny then. So glad he's starting to get the recognition he deserves.
Not carbondale!
Here from “Roast Me”!
Johnson Cijulus 💪🏾
Me but he sucked in Roast Me lowkey
Smit Viroja but you still here watching HIGH KEY. “Thank you for calling sprint this Smit Viroja”! Customer service name having ass 🤨
@@Realtmurph Lol I'm a fan now because of that response
@@Realtmurph Ctfu!!...Got em! Good shit bro!
TY for bootlegging your own stuff...... great laughs bruh
Wait...I can see the whole thing? AAAAAHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
This is absolitely hilarious! Hope you become more recognized in the future!
Here from Tahir’s “ Zoomin with the Homies”
Me too
Same
My barber don’t speak English and I don’t speak Spanish, I say mid skin fade he say okay. He be talking the whole time to the other barbers I bet they telling jokes tho
it would be nice if we saw some of this humor in "woke" lmao. had no idea you were this funny wtf 😂
i also didn't know you were a comedian! this is so dope
the subs and views are crazy.. this man is hilarious
Brother .. I can't stop watching and laughing at this
Much love and respect ma man,,
11 years old in 4th grade?
That was awesome!
Subscribed after your showing with @KevOnStage #stagekrew 🎬🎬
I had to rewind couple times just to laugh 10× More😂😷😂😷😂
Hilarious!!!😆😆😆 Love T.Murph on that Hulu show...I can't even think of the name right now but I watched it when it came out awhile ago. Good show
My man mad about them nuggets 🤣🤣 I felt that
I should roast this 360p resolution... its its 2020 wtf😂😂😂
He probably got it from a secondary site where the resolution is already set an can’t be changed
Chi town stand up
Dude is funny a fuck!!
Way to rep the chi my brutha
Yessir🔥🔥🔥🙏🏽
Hot damn ...my sides hurt!!!! Keep up the great work!!!
OMG I am literally in tears this brother killed. Dope set from beginning to end. I am mad there are only 300 likes. Niggas gonna find out tho Murph is a beast
Just finished watching woke go on youtube and see him in stand up this man is versatile af.
He’s amazing
Damn.. Just caught this. Keep goin up T.
It's how he procrastinates the joke putting your whole energy into it... Flavor is Produced🔥🔥🔥
This was hilarious dawg😂😂😂😂
Yooooo😅😂😂😂😂
This nigga!!
" He kept saying head ass face ass I had to leave" wtf😂😂😂
Brought Here From:Woke......Stop letting that white gurl take yo food!!!!!!😆
Man killed that last joke 😂😂😂😂 approved from a guy that lives in a London Hood (Hackney)
Lol @ T Murphy didn't want to take that hat off on Corey show. Your line ain't that bad bro 🤣🤣
What up Murph! Just saw you’re doing a show at our office in the Merch Mart on Feb. 15th. Can’t wait
He’s definitely Eddie Murphy lost sperm for real for real 🤣😂😂😂
Fucking hilarious
🤣🤣Dude is legit hilarious...why am I just now hearing this??
Not little bitty... I already know this is going to be hilarious.😁
Why nobody ever say how MUCH he looks like Eddie Murphy???
No, because he don’t....
He definitely sounds similar
Never seen this guy before he's really funny. 🤣
I pray god opens every door for him and his gift and he stays black a real man and true !!!
Yoooo y u come back they kept saying head ass and face ass I had to go 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this man a fool
Saw this dude at GMU, thought he was hilarious. Thanks for coming out!
Roast me needs to happen more cuz its like an alley oop to check out other ppl
Hahaha just found out about him, he funny ass hell
Shout out Chicago and Carbondale💯💪🏾
"HE WHOOPED THE ELECTROLYTES OUTTA MY ASS!"
Seems to be inspired by the great Hart, not bad!!
Found this after seeing just the bit about your kids in another video and couldn't hit subscribe fast enough. I can't believe I've never seen your name out there before, it should be everywhere! And I might also have to borrow your line "he's YOUR son until 3:30" 😂
U gon tear your Derrick Rose lol 😂
This dude funny as fuck!!!!!!!😅😅🤣
I been laughing for 40 minutes and its a 20 min set. 😂 From the 5th chicken nugget to the "he kept saying head ass and face ass so i had to leave" it was nonstop laughter.
You are Hilarious. You definitely have a new fan😂😂😂🤣😭😭😭🤣😂😭🤣
😭Got to treating Arab buddy ass at the end. Aye good shit bro, you definitely went crazy. Love my boy ✊🏾
t murph is next up congrats
“He kept saying ‘..headass’ ‘..faceass’ I had to leave” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah the barber shop is jokes
This still cracks me up...
That was amazing man. But what you said about teachers not calling until 3:30 I guess Corona is a teacher and heard what you said?
"1.29 Bitch How !"
Turn up
11 years old in the 4th grade? 🤔🤔 I was in the 6th at that age.. Da hell is going on T. Murph?
Seen him at island bar with my homie Big Keef a few years back keep going homie!