"When the Head shop was closing, did you stand outside with a sign saying 'Give Me Head!'?" "Yes. But I didn't know it was closing." Stuart, your wit is incredible.
When I saw that The darkest Dawn was one of them, I knew it was just put in there for Eli to slag it off and then have to apologize profusely to Stuart, who as you know stared in it.
"Has to be seen to be believed." What the hell? I know Eli already said it was a terrible review line, but like... That doesn't even necessarily have to have come from a good review! How do we know the review wasn't something like... "All in all, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Despite all my criticisms, I still don't feel like I've adequately explained the sheer awfulness of this film. Truly... It has to be seen to be believed."
I love the review of the bigfoot movie on the cover is “ALMOST made me jump out of my seat.” 😆 That’s like someone saying a comedy ALMOST made me laugh 😆
It startles me every time I see Ashens in full because I have to come to terms with the fact that he isn't a par of floating hands with a voice attached.
Well, maybe someone pointed it out, but in 2004, French actor/humourist Alain Chabat released a movie taking place in the Prehistoric times, named RRRrrrr!!!. Yes, "RRRrrrr!!!" So here you have it, movie title that is just a grunt.
This reminds me of a game that I invented with my dad and my brother. It had the convoluted name of "Play your IMDb 4 o clock horror channel film right" because every weekday at 4, the horror channel shows an absolutely awful horror or action film. A bonus point is available to whoever's guess is closest to the film's score.
Cockneys vs Zombies is actually really funny. XD They show it on the tv here sometimes, and it's kinda like a lower budget Tremors. it KNOWS it's got a dumb premise, and it makes fun of itself. And things end a little differently then you would usually expect for a movie like that, too. I've honestly recommended it to people before.
Cockneys vs zombies is a genuinely fun film to watch the acting doesn't suck at all and a lot of the jokes land, it doesn't try to be anything more than I silly zombie movie, it's just genuinely fun all around I feel like everyone should watch it rn
Smoke a fatty while watching this video the first time around, then smoke another fatty whilst drinking a beer, taking a dump, and watching this video.
I actually bought Cockneys Vs Zombie's from CEX, it was only £3 and was on Blu-ray. Wasn't really expecting much but gotta say I was pleasantly surprised with it, silly, fun movie.
I bumped in to "superhans" in a pub in Brighton.. I had 4 pints in my hands and turned away from the bar to return to the table and he was stood right behind me.. I nearly dropped 4 pints of beer on his shoes.
I remember seeing the trailer, waiting for it to be in theaters... don't think it came to the states, saw it on Netflix, put it in my queue, and there it remains.
Just in case you still haven't seen it, from what I saw in the trailer it's basically an indie knockoff of 10 Cloverfield Lane except the crazy old guy in the bunker is played by Stuart.
I just watched The Ghostmaker. I actually really liked it! It's quite a good premise and done quite well. It could be even better given the Hollywood treatment.
"When the Head shop was closing, did you stand outside with a sign saying 'Give Me Head!'?"
"Yes. But I didn't know it was closing."
Stuart, your wit is incredible.
When I saw that The darkest Dawn was one of them, I knew it was just put in there for Eli to slag it off and then have to apologize profusely to Stuart, who as you know stared in it.
crashprune173 Didn’t have any lines or directions, just stared
The clip of Eli advocating child murder is going to turn up in court one day.
Hardly the most incriminating thing he's said on camera lol
And after court they get murdered in jail.
He has said far worse on his podcast
Haha, the look of disgust on Stuary's face when Barry asks if _Peep Show_ is a porno!
Peep Show is excellent and Barry should watch it.
Even I've seen Peep Show and I'm a devious foreigner.
ourDreamcatcher Ew.
So is peep show a porno?
Depends on if a real close up of David Mitchell's face gets you off.
Cockneys versus Zombies did have one of the best zombie jokes ever, everyone should watch it for the old folk's home bits.
Benedict Rogers the rhyming slang scene is great
Hewlett-Packard Lovecraft: "The love story of printers."
-- Barry Lewis, 2017
"How's the ethnic cleansing going" is my favourite Super Hans line/situation ever.
Crack cocaine. Very moreish.
Eli in free flow is a thing of wonder. It would be fun if he were to be a panellist on a show like 'Question Time'. I'd watch it then.
"Has to be seen to be believed."
What the hell? I know Eli already said it was a terrible review line, but like... That doesn't even necessarily have to have come from a good review! How do we know the review wasn't something like...
"All in all, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Despite all my criticisms, I still don't feel like I've adequately explained the sheer awfulness of this film. Truly... It has to be seen to be believed."
Linneus That's probably why they chose that line. Didn't wanna lie and say anything positive, so they went with something ambiguous.
Classic quote mining.
As per Yahtzee Croshaw about Ride to Hell.
“You should totally buy it [...] you have to see this [...]!”
The quote on the cover of The Bigfoot Tapes was just sad, "Intense... *almost* made me jump out of my seat"
I love the review of the bigfoot movie on the cover is “ALMOST made me jump out of my seat.” 😆
That’s like someone saying a comedy ALMOST made me laugh 😆
Andy Barry proved to be a great negotiator - he saved a pound on the DVD! :)
#BarryWasRobbedOfHisOpportunityToBeRobbed
Good job Paul, hope to see more of you!
I never rated these films... oh, IMDB... never mind...
Stuart's reaction to what Barry thinks Peep Show is is hilarious xD
It startles me every time I see Ashens in full because I have to come to terms with the fact that he isn't a par of floating hands with a voice attached.
That first line is golden. Mulitiple applauses to stuart.
I like how Stuart is going out of his way to advertise the darkest dawn even though he basically says in this video that it is below average/bad.
I love that Barry has updated in one of the newer videos to inform us that yes, Reaper was a bad film.
Is the grocer's apostrophe in the title deliberate? Just to annoy us?
Damn you, Barshen's!
#BarryWasGivenAFairChanceAndActuallyWonSomething
Well, maybe someone pointed it out, but in 2004, French actor/humourist Alain Chabat released a movie taking place in the Prehistoric times, named RRRrrrr!!!. Yes, "RRRrrrr!!!" So here you have it, movie title that is just a grunt.
Very interesting game. I applaud your creativity.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My mate Sam is in Ibiza Undead, she's only a random zombie I think though.
RIP Brucie!
I love Bashen's sitcom like intro...
This reminds me of a game that I invented with my dad and my brother. It had the convoluted name of "Play your IMDb 4 o clock horror channel film right" because every weekday at 4, the horror channel shows an absolutely awful horror or action film. A bonus point is available to whoever's guess is closest to the film's score.
This was funny. I wish to see more of this, mother.
nice top line of description
Cockneys vs Zombies is actually really funny. XD They show it on the tv here sometimes, and it's kinda like a lower budget Tremors. it KNOWS it's got a dumb premise, and it makes fun of itself. And things end a little differently then you would usually expect for a movie like that, too. I've honestly recommended it to people before.
3:30 there's actually a french film called "RRRrrrr!!!"
Really? 🥺
@@samholdsworth420 Yeah, it's a comedy, it's quite good
Kudos for Barry getting so excited about the Trejo and Jones movie, he's got good taste (and I also want to watch Reaper now)
More of this imdb game please.
Cockneys vs zombies is a genuinely fun film to watch the acting doesn't suck at all and a lot of the jokes land, it doesn't try to be anything more than I silly zombie movie, it's just genuinely fun all around I feel like everyone should watch it rn
#BlameGannon
He's not really got anything wrong this episode, but I'll continue my trend :3
That poem is well done.
Should I watch this now? or wait and treat myself while on the shitter?
Both. Honor Slepp as it is Slepptember.
Smoke a fatty then watch it while drinking a cold beer and taking a dump. That's what god made the internet for.
Smoke a fatty while watching this video the first time around, then smoke another fatty whilst drinking a beer, taking a dump, and watching this video.
Watch it on the shitter.
burlz literally on the shitter watching right now lmao
I actually bought Cockneys Vs Zombie's from CEX, it was only £3 and was on Blu-ray. Wasn't really expecting much but gotta say I was pleasantly surprised with it, silly, fun movie.
Unless he has renamed himself 'Erect' then Eli's name badge is on wrong.
You could say he's Elying
The Dyatlov pass is actually good.
Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Hill used to drink Champagne together. They would say "Chin chin".
I bumped in to "superhans" in a pub in Brighton.. I had 4 pints in my hands and turned away from the bar to return to the table and he was stood right behind me.. I nearly dropped 4 pints of beer on his shoes.
And
Sad about HEAD in Bristol being shut down, was a good store...
Aight I know it's low budget, but the Dyatlov Pass Incident is actually a really good movie
Barry's back!!!!
Who else had a feeling that The Darkest Dawn would be one of the DVDs?
Edit 2(07/26/24): 5 people at this time? Come on guys, we all knew. 😑
I wonder if the Bigfoot quote was only partial.
"Almost made me jump out of my seat in disgust and leave the cinema".
Nice to see Stu, to see Stu, nice!
Cockneys vs Zombies is actually really good.
Got to appreciate the Super Hands shout out!
Cockney vs zombies keeps airing on sci-fi channel over here in the states
6:05 Eli's still narked that his Teen Yeti movie hasn't been picked up.
Eli's E is not lying down anymore
i want to see a second one of these
This is genuinely a really funny concept. Few more of these please. Could do it with bad games too.
yaaaa Paul was in this one. He's ace.
I saw Cockneys vs Zombies expecting it to be awful, I was surprised, not great, but really not that bad
I remember seeing the trailer, waiting for it to be in theaters... don't think it came to the states, saw it on Netflix, put it in my queue, and there it remains.
Yeah, I saw that as well, it was tons of fun. Definitely something to put up when you're in the mood for some mindless but well-crafted action.
The old people scenes were the only good parts. The young group was really unfunny, boring, and badly acted.
It's about as flawed as it's possible to be, but still a super fun film.
@@ikmnification5737 it's dross
I love 'Cockneys vs. Zombies' - it's got Alan 'Brick Top' Ford in it.
Whoa, Stuart played in yet another movie! I HAVE to see it now! :)
Polish English Tak
Just in case you still haven't seen it, from what I saw in the trailer it's basically an indie knockoff of 10 Cloverfield Lane except the crazy old guy in the bunker is played by Stuart.
Crow the mad I desperately wanna see a film where John Goodman kidnaps Ashens now. My life is incomplete without it
oh god YES XD
Apparently he's one of the few good things in it, I have not heard good things.
I just watched The Ghostmaker. I actually really liked it! It's quite a good premise and done quite well. It could be even better given the Hollywood treatment.
I’ve watched this video so many times
The guy in the second part of the video was really nice! Please feature him more on the channel. =)
He is the co-founder of the channel, the bars to ashens hens if you will
Da Komrade! #ThatsTheJoke
@@russianspy5307 woooosh
I would love to see an episode where Barry and Stuart watch one of those films.
Congratulations Barry on your first win (I think). And that's despite Stuart and Eli blatantly cheating at the beginning of Eli's turn.
I was expecting a tutorial on how to play DVD's the right way.. 😲 Disappointed.. 😒
Johnnis me too😤😂😂😂
"Move the glow", etc.
I thought it was going to be Stuart berating us for letting our disks get scratched again.
Example star wars episodes 1-3. Everytime Anakin and amidalia are on screen together. Skip to the next scene.
Hooray Barry, you finally did it.
spat my beer at the intro, thanks lads
drunk input, I bloody loved peep show. Worth a watch if any of you haven't seen it.
What does it say that i'm excited about seeing any of these films rather that most of what's in the cinema.
Stuart's face at 11:06...LOL
Cockneys vs Zombies is an excellent watch.
I just looked up darkest dawn and Ashen plays Bob.
Cockney vs Zombies, the film where a man dropkicks a baby
IronBahamut and hits a child abuse sign
LOL I actually saw Cockneys vs Zombies. It has a campy feel to it. I kind of enjoyed it but then I had low expectations going in to it.
i'm happy barry actually WON something for a change! XD
Great vid, I did pause half way through to open a new tab on the darkest dawn trailer mind
This makes me want to check out all these movies :D
2:50 "I like kids gettin' murdered!"
-Eli Silverman : 2017
blimey Tom Scott and Matt Gray are looking different
Of course the BEST film of this genre is 'Frankenhooker'.
I didn't know DVDs had rights.
What's the music that played during the credits? It sounds really familiar.
Well someone's a fan of Last Podcast on the Left!
"some sort of porn film is it?" Classic Barry there
the games you play on here are about as fun as the original version which may vary
The ending though haha
I think Eli should be apart of the intro.
death tube 1 & 2 rock too
What's the credits music? I really like it
Stuart was definitely the highlight of the Darkest Dawn. That film was... not great.
I've heard of half of them that Barry had but none of what the other had. Fixed!!!! :P
Made out with this in the background, betterman than Letterman.
Nice description.
The theme music is quite catchy - who wrote this?
Of course Donald Trump's face on a mountain would be in Russia 😂
Penile events
Popping up everywhere
Weekend at Bernie's meets The Seven Samurai.
Would love to watch Ibiza Undead lol
The only one of these I've heard of is Cockneys vs Zombies. I think it's on Netflix.
This is awesome and you should do more of them, but next time put paper or something inbetween each dvd so we cant see what the are please