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“dO yOu SpEaK eNgLiSh?”
“*ray gun noise*”
DWAAAAHHHH😡😡😡😡😡😡
Васечкин ду ю спик инглиш?
imagine if there's a montage of her doing world at war zombie noises
@@Anna-eq7pr yes I do
Funny synthesizer noises
"🅱YELKIN, dO u speek in g l i s?"
Belkin: 🎵?
*proceeds to burst Belkin's eardrums with the power of echolocation.*
0:41
He actually said "чего? " that's "what? " in english
@@АннаЖуравлева-я9з thanks Sherlock 😐
He even dies of that.
@@АннаЖуравлева-я9зno, belkin said «что» which kind of is just a Russian version of “huh”
"Do YoU sPeAk EmGlIsH?"
[Turns into laser gun]
WOAAAO
🗿
WhhOh?
ДВАААХ
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
SUSUIQ
ZAYKES DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
*atomic bomb activated*
VANECKIN DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
*falled to ground died*
She said Dva,which means Two in English
VANECHKIN dO yOu SpEaK eNgLiSh
The original was trippy without the effects.
This is just legendary.
facts.
Yes, very "ledgendary"
g vbre
sgr tvbrsebytr
uhtrnyu
BelKin, do YoU SpeAK eNgLiSH?
**laser gun noise**
DWOAAAAAAAO
**nuke bomb sounds**
Пиалкин
0:49 😂😂
Lyrics:
Teacher: Zaekyn do yo u sPEAK E n g L I S H ?
*Drums starts playing*
Zaekyn: ç1œ?
Teacher:
D̶̡̛̖͚̘̥͍̯͓̹͖̪͍̘̯͍̞̤͙͓̎́̄̄̀̈̉̌̊͋̂̐̉̌͛̓̌̀̔̎̒̑̀̽̃̕̚̚͝.̷̧̢̛̛͖̭͙̮̹̯̼̘̥͇̰̥̲͎̖͓̲̣̟̞͇̺̱͉̦̓͋͛͗̉͜ ̸͚̥̹̳̗̙̌̓̎͛̓̄̈́̌̂̎̑̾̐͛̓̋̊͋̀̓͘͘͜͠ ̵̨̡͕͕̝̝̱̯̞̼̻͖̹͔͔̻͕̮̝͇͌̾͜͜͜ͅͅW̸͖̪̻̤͔̬̝͕̊.̸̢̡̻̘͍͙̜̮̻̼̬͓̭͇̼̋͌̓̈́͒̐̓͠ ̷̢̫͖̜̹͕̼͖̞̱̮̮̩̹̝̖̼̇̐̊͗̑̏̄̃̃͂̊͌͑̈́͑̚͝ ̵̛̛̖̋̽̽̎̄̂͆͊̍͋̇̀̿̃͐͑͆̿͂̔͐̈́͘͘̚͘̕̕A̷̡̡̛̱̜͚̜̻̙͍̩̤̞̿̈͊̊̇̍̒͆̓̎̍̽͂͗̒̄̑́̅̀̔͘͜
Teacher:
ᵥᵢₐₗₖᵢᵤₘ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒu ｓｐｅＡＫ E̸͍̚ ̵̢͍́Ń̵̢͘ ̷̥̞͂G̸̦͇͆̊ ̷̭̔L̷̦̚ ̶͓̓I̷͌͒͜ ̵͔͊̓S̵̞̼̿̕ ̷̘̏̚H̸͎̗̄͝?
*drums starts playing*
VIalkium: 𝕰?
Teacher:
A̸̢̮͓͍̞̜̬̻̳͆̽̈́̀̈́̌̐̈́̓͂̓͘Ą̷̛͍̦̪͙̗́͊A̵̢̪̘̳̩̯̦̯̙͉̜͓̳̓͛͐̿̾̄́̆͋͂̏̒̃́̈́́̈́̓̈́̌͗̃͋͝ͅͅĄ̸̢̧̣̳̦̘͙̖̺̹͉̠̝̞̳͍̯͓͎̪̮͓͋̐͊̂͗͗́̐͌̔̎̉̽͗̎͜͝Ą̸̢̧̮̜̤͕̹͔͕̼͉͓͙͍̹̮̤̻̑͗́̌̆̀̓͂͋̍͘͝Å̶͔̹̊͆͌́̃͌̓̑́͘Æ̴̢̡̮̲̦͚̝̤͎̦̲̜͇̠̫̯͖͔̣̬̊̾͆̀͂̓̆̾ͅͅÊ̸̫̪̬̱̭̥͓̟̈̃̿͑̏͂̅̄̂͛̃̎̄̅̐͊͐͛͛̉̊̆̂͛͠͝Ę̸̮̱͖͈̮̳̼̠͍͈͈̙̲̄́̈́̋̓̇͂͂͂̾̾̀͒̊̓͑̚̚̚͝͝ͅÉ̵͓͎̜͉̝̩̲̯͌̆͆̀͑Ę̸̧̞̯͙̘̘̼͎̩͙̖̻͎̩͉͔̰̮̞͔̘̟̟͖͌͑́͑̉̇̅̓̿̈́̋̓̀̆̉͘͘̚͠͠E̶̡̢̢͓̥͇͖̱͙̜͉̦̻̰̲͙̗͙̠͎͔̲͍͈̤̦͂̇͋̈́̒͗̇̓̉́̒̔͝͝E̴̡͇̥̪̬̱̗̹͔̳̓̿̿̓̚͘͝͠Ḛ̷̡͙̤̘̖̯̮͖͈̳͚͕͈͎̥͍͙͈̩̎͗̃͂̉̀̾́͂̇͑̄̑̔͂̀͌̓̚̚͜͜͠Ȩ̸̢̡͙̬̮̭̖̯̖͚̞͕̺͉̤̱̠̐͊̓̔̈́̈́̈́̒̍̊̈́̏̊͌͋̇͐̈̉̿́̉̾̕Ę̴̝̬̜̺̹͈̬̲̠̭͔̪̣̮̱̤͎͔͐͆̿̑͊̏̈́̽̀̀̈́̅͊̓̃͂͛͐̉̆͑͘̕̕͘͠Ȩ̴̧̨̨̢̛̪͔̺̬̲̖̤̲̻͈̣͕̗͓̳͚̩̣̺͇̯̫͛̄̈́̈̏̈́̀̈́͌̑͋̇̔͊͜͝ͅE̴̛̘͔̭͇̙̙̾̀̾̿̉̓̃͛̃͛̂̏͘̕͠ͅË̵̢̖̲͈̻̖̪͎̮̦̻̱̯͖̞́̇̇̓͗͂̀͑̄͋̓͌̈́̇̈́̊̿͐́͊̿̉̍̈́͘͘͘̕͝ͅͅE̴̼̹͇̎̈̔̾͛͛̏̾͒́͛̀͋͋̔́͑̂̃͝Ẹ̷̡̨̢̱̯̰̠̤͖̭͓̰͙͙͔͚̫̽̀̾̆͜Ę̵̨̡͚̝̳̟̦͍̝̤͂̋̉̂̿̕Ȅ̴͕͙̘̱̰͍͈̣̺̯̳͇͎͋̈́͐͑̒͐͛̃̃̕̕͘͜͝ͅE̸̢͉͚̳̙̖̺̘̞̙͓̺̪̮̤͎̗͖̼̟̻͉̮̯͍̅̈́͑̂̈́̉̋̐̀̆̾͒͊̕͝͝ͅĘ̴̨̹̹͈̬̘̗̬̳͉͙͙͖͓̞̥͍̮̟͙̖̦̺̲̈̈́̏́͛̌̿̇̓̉̿̓̑̓̍̌̒̔̎͘͜͝E̵̛͙̣̲̭̤̖̻͎͖͉͙̓̋̉̂͊̿͂̇̆̂̈́͌̌͑͑͘͜͜͠͝ͅĘ̶̢̨̧̡̛͓͖̬̠̈́̇̉̊̊̉̾͒̃͆͒̓͐̏̾́̿̏̒̈̓̊̀̑̾̎̕͘͠Ë̴̛̝̹̼̠̠́̏̅̓͠ͅͅȨ̸̢̡̢̱̗̟͇͔̹̮̫̘͕̝̠̰̦̬̣̘̱̻͇̖͇͚͔̾͑͌Ȩ̷̡̹̮̺̝̙̮̪͇̞̟͐̓́̈́͘͘Ȅ̴̦E̷̡̛̤̭̫̩͕̲̪͔̖͇̟̬̤͖̮̮̩̳̦̤̥͇̳͉̤͒̑̔̓̀͂̊̈́̉͒̊̈̀̍͒̇̿̒̉̎̒͋͊̒̾͘̚͝E̷͉̘̞̞̐̿͋̐̕Ẻ̸̛̦̘͔͛̊͌͋̃̍̋͗̅̀͛͗̓̊͘͝ͅĘ̷̱̠̰͊́̂̒̽̑E̴̡̨̡̡̛̮̱̝̺̦̦̬͖̰̗̓̐̂͒̇̎̄̅̕͝Ę̸̖̫͕͉͓̗̤͚̱̩͈͙͉̗͑͂̾̃̿͆̾͊̈́̓̂́̽̅ͅE̸̡͖̝͖̘̜̙̗͉̯̳͍̻͇̼̬̫͎̘̜̘̞͚̬͇̐͑̾̉̒͛͛͘̚͜ͅË̶̛̘͙́̈́́̍͆́̋̈́͘͝E̴̛̩̥͚̪̤͎̙̩̠͎̲̙͙̝̮̳͕͍͛̋̏̾̊́̅͊̀̂̌͌̕Ę̶͇̜̪̼̳̲̫̦͚̀̊ͅḘ̴̢̧̛̯̖͈͙͉̦̟̝̯͎̱͚͈̹͇̬͙͖̇̽̋̊̊̓̈́̈́̿̊̆̓̀̿͐̆̈́̀̇͆̚͝͝ͅÉ̴̢̲̪̬̖̜̫̹͛͒̊̽̾̀̂̈͘̚̚̕̚͠Ę̵̺͚͈̣̘̰̥̼̣̯̹͑͋É̴̪̔͒̍͊̆̊͋́͌̃̓͑̂̾́͘Ḛ̵̡̡͈͍͎̤̬̮̥̮͙̺̪̲̘̗̻͔̹̬̞͎͎̣̰́͂͑̿͜͠Ę̸̢̳͔͙͇̗̺̯̻͈̱͛̇̄͑̈́̅̍̓̎͛̑̊ͅȨ̸̡̳̤̮͚̖͙͖̔̃̂̄̂̿̋̍̒̒̓̒̎̓̾̌̚̕͝E̶̛͎͇̭̰̾̀͋̔͗̂̋̐̉͑͛̈́̋̒͛͊̆̏̉̅̈́̊͐͘̕̕͝͠͠ͅ
Teacher:
ᴠÆɴ1ᴄᴋɪÑ ᴅŬ ᴊŪ Šᴘɪᴋ ËÑɢŁɪŠʜ
Vanickin:
𝓨𝓮𝓼 𝓲 𝓭𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓲 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵
Teacher:
Ä̸͓̳̫͉̲̲́Ä̷̰̪̙́͂͂̈̉͛̿̇̽͝A̵̢͈͍̩̝̒̓͐́̓͑̀̆͑Į̴͙̳̈́̈́̀̓͜͝Ḁ̸̧̢͇͈͍̈́̅̍́̑̌̌̈́̿͊Ḁ̸̻̣͔̞̈́́̇̊̈͆͆́̀̚Ì̵͚͍͕̀̀̓̌̂͜͜ͅE̷̡̩̥͓͎̪̲͇͓̯̓̐͑̉͝͝͝E̵̮̔̇̄̿͂͛̇Ų̴̲̆̑̈͋͋͛̃͠Ú̴͉̟̖̗̺͙̘̞͍͖̾I̶̢͈̤̘̞͉̹͎̔͌̒̈́͑̅̑ͅÖ̵͓̻̲̜͂̓̑̅͂͆́O̸͉͗̅̊͛͋̚͠Ó̴̟̲̪̘̩̠́I̵̡̥͍͎̘̖̅͒́͘̕
69 nice
The second student is Belkin and his line sounds like a jump from an nes game
If you didn't understand anything, read these lyrics:
Teacher: Зайкин (Zaykin), do you speak English?
Zaykin: Чего? (What?)
Teacher: Два! ("2" grade*)
Teacher: Белкин (Belkin), do you speak English?
Belkin: Чë? (What?)
Teacher: Два! ("2" Grade)
Teacher: *Ванечкин (Vanechkin), DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!!*
Vanechkin: _Yes, I do, my dear teacher, I speak English very well_
Teacher: Чего? (What?)
* - "2" grade, it is like "F" grade
This is really nice graphical score, should be performed by some free improv group
Oh my god this is beutufull
"doo u speek english?"
*turns into the hunchback of notre dame*
"shooaa"
its actualy sho
Что
"sho" means "wha" in russian(it's like more of a way you would speak to your homies,not for business interviews and shit,you got the idead I think)
Funny comment btw,W joke,made me smile
it's actually "chooo?". it means abbreviated/rustic version of the word "what?"
“DO YU SPEAK ENGLISH?!”
“Yes i do, my dear teacher, i speak english very well😰”
*fucking dies*
АХХАХКХАХЕХАХП
Lmao 💀
Она потом спросила:"чего?"
@klukva. тут скорее наоборот
When an enemy dies in Paper Mario:
When the kid in red went "blop" I friggin lost it 😂
His surname is Belkin
Bro turned into a goomba lmfao
Lmao
You called me?
It’s at 0:49, and then the teacher screams at 0:51
1:12she was scared because he broke free from her reality warping powers
When the class is so NOT prepared they try to warp reality to get out.
Unfortunately for them the teacher is also a reality bender.
Russia is a literal SCP.
Really messes with the Hume levels when it happens.
Belkin do you speak english?
Belkin: *goomba noise*
*starts to yell with the power of gods scream*
- Zaykin, do u speak English?
- What?
- Deuce
- Belkin, do you speak English?
- Cho?
- Deuce!!!!
- Vanichkin, do u speak English??!!
- Yes, I do, my dear teacher, I speak English very well!!
*The teacher fell down*
- What?
Не белкин а пиалкин
@@Zeron7447 ктооо???? Какой "пиалкин"? 🤣🤣🤣
No deuce only "DWA"
@@arishka2289ДВА
It’s not deuce it’s dva and dva means 2 like F
Elder demon teaching the next generation of Sleep paralysis demons
Yep.
Lmfao
LOLL
@@FoxyBoxery что это обозначает?
@@Zasekrecheno228 laughed my fucking ass off
The best part of wakin' up is more CAS in our cups.
and I just woke up my roomates by laughing like an idiot at 6AM
0:40
" 🎶Balkim, do you speak english?🎵"
🥁🥁🥁🥁
(*Chwoop!*)
[*👽NWEAOUGH!!!!👽* ]
(Otherwordly sounds linger from the teacher.)
bAlKim dO YoU sPeaK eNGliSh
belkin*
@@wrigglelBalkim: * weird noise *
@@ItzUnkGDbelkin*
0:08 going in the wrong class be like
Yep.
Yea that's exactly what it's like.
lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Music and everything
Godly Tier Comment
This is how everyday at school felt like.
Did you do acid in class?
Yep.
True
Yeah, especially with a language you have a hard time with
Vitally
So basically for the people who don't understand russian :
"Cho ?" Is slang for what .The kind of "wha?" you would use in informal situations.
"Dva" means two , or in this situation it means F , like the grade .
Russians (and a lot of eastern european countries)use a numerical system for grading , going from 5 to 2/1 .
так и есть!
poland have from 6 to 1
and what is this from?
Ты действительно всё знаешь о нас?
2 used to be F, now it's D in the modern system, at least where I live
0:46 "Belkin, if someone asks if you are a god, you say yes!"
He says no.
belkEn doo you spEk Englesh?
Belkin: **weird alien noise**
teacher: **drops the loudest sound in existence of the universe**
0:07 , the distorted music keeps making me LAUGH XDDD
0:48 had me in tears 🤣
I did not expect that content would be taken from our country for processing the program.
My respect for that.
Это Русский
Это русский
@@Zeron7447чел, он из нашей страны, а написал на английском, чтобы американцы поняли его.
@@Bendy_Sansон русский, просто на английском написал, чтобы другие люди поняли.
@@Bendy_SansОткуда ты знаешь?
0:31 *indistinct Pokémon noises*
Gen 10 was leaked and I didn't even know
0:59 Elon Musk
Transcript
"Zaykin, do you spik English"
"ЧЕГОООООоооооооо"
"ДФФФАААААааааааа"
"Pyalkin, do you spik English"
* noise *
"ВААААААААаааааа"
"VaNiCHkIn DO yOu SpIk EnGLISH"
"Yes I speak English very well my dear teacher"
(Teacher proceeds to faint after hearing someone not communicate in such a garbled way)
(slows over the sentence) 'Belkin, do you speak English?'
'(iMessage send sound effect)'
'(cosmic rage)'
normal day at a Russian/Soviet school:
edit: STOP MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE BLOWING UP😂 but thxxx
Yep.
Yes.
Да
лол.
as a russian i confirm this is how we regularly study at schools
the king is back with another banger. Definitely didn't expect to see something from my country here lol
Это Русский ебл..
I have no fucking clue what is going on and my mind is melting 10/10
Original is called "Ералаш" ("Patchwork"), it's a soviet and russian TV-show for kids. In this sketch angry english teacher asks her students "Do you speak English?!", nobody can answer her question and then gets "E" or "F". But in the end one boy answers her question and the teacher falls on the floor.
@@МихаилПатраков-ш4ю thank you very much for this explanation
I have never expected Eralash episode on CAS channel. :O
This is certified hood classic.
my teacher allowed me to watch this in school with my fellow students
Lol.
lmao
РЖАЛ НА ВЕСЬ ДОМ РЖУ НЕ МОГУ😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣 не могу доржатся
Я угарал до потери сознания
Я тоже
...
ЭТО ШЕДЕВРРРРР
0:47 wWhOtT?
WUAAAAAAAA
*nuke sounds in the distance*
Dva
0:50 ХАХАХАХА
No 😅
Белкин ду ю спик инглиш?
.....
ЧО???
Двааа!!!
Belkin do you speak English?
What???
Twoooo!!!!!!
Очень ржал с этой серии, особенно на 1:06 минуте, и ржач и страх одновременно
Oh my god... I laughed so hard my stomach hurts now 🤣
The music tho lmao 💀
ршиши0
Translation:
-Zaikin, do you speak English?
-What?
-2 (F)
-Belkin, do you speak English?
- (strange sound)
-2! (F!)
-Vanya, do you speak English?
Then you know for yourself.
(strange sound)-chego?(what?)
Vanya - Vanyechkin*
In that distorted version version of that audio Zaikin said "Sure?"
Hello americans I'm here Russian hahaha
@@DanilDanilov1 В эту войну могут играть двое
@@Abebra в мир танков?
0:33 this is the sound of spring
1:13 Pac-Man dies
0:37 *HEY, THERE'S MY CLASSMATE, MARK ZUCKERBERG! IN THE TOPMOST RIGHT CORNER!*
NO WAY
1:05 the twachers face 💀
WHAT THE!?
Ванечкин do you speak English?
Laser gun noise*
0:41 Belkin, do yó spîk įņģłïßĥ¿
Belkin: *message sound*
Teacher: ædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáåædăäãāåªąâáå
Nice to see this classic back up. One of your finest :D
Я русская и знаю оригинал этого видео, но вы ребята сделали это просто идеально! 😂 Так смешно получилось
это ералаш
Она буквально потеряла сознание
0:50 laugh's like demon☠️💀
0:29 - я когда всегда
"VaNicHin dO yOu sPeAk eNgLish"😂
From Russia with love)) ERALASH the best
I can watch this for hours and I'll never get bored.
lyrics:
*door slam*
*walk walk walk*
*weird noises*
teacher: Zaikin, DO YOU SPeaK ENGLISH?
*raygun noises*
Zaikin: Čio?
*dramatic pause*
teacher: DVAH
*more weird noise*
*turret*
teacher: VIALkin DO YOu speak engliš?
*minigun*
velkin: chuae?
teacher: DVAAAAAAAAAAH
*earrape*
*ak47*
teacher: VaNiChKin, Do YoU sPeAk EnGlIeSh?/?
vanichkin: /jɛs/ /aɪ/ /du/ /maɪ/ /dɪɹ/ /ˈtit͡ʃɚ/ /aɪ/ /spik/ /ˈɪŋ.ɡlɪʃ/ /ˈvɛɹi/ /wəl/
*nuke sounds*
kaboom.
thats all idk
⚰️Zaykin 0:22
🐿️Byelkin 0:40
🌹Vanechkin 1:01
"BeLkIn dO YoU SpEaK EnGlIsH?¿"
"Hhh uoa¿"
"Dv **Loud noise**
0:48-0:52 Кто ржёт с этого момента, мне лайк.
Ага это очень смешно 😂😂😂
ЭTO OБУНГА
@@Sashkin010
Твой комент: ЭТО ОБУНГА
ПЕРЕВОД РУССКОГО: ВОТ И ВСЁ 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:01
0:41 BeLkIn Do YoU SpEaK EnGlIsH?
*Laser gun sound*
ChO?
DFAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAE
*Explosion Very Loud EARRAPE*
"DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!?"
"Yes i do, my dear teacher, i speak english very well😰”
Goofy ahh whistle.mp3
0:28 it's really terrifying
the "yes i du my dia teacha i spik english wery well" got me lmao
Это слишком прекрасно. Так должно было быть в оригинале
Согласен что очень смешно 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ZaIkIn,dO YOu spEAk EnGLisH
ZeU?
D!
BeLkIn,Do YoU SpEAk ENgLiSH
WHaT??
WHOOAAAAA!!!!!
VaNicHkIn,Do YOu SPeAk EnGLIsh
Yes,Do My Teacher I Speak English Very Well
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🕉️🕉️🕉️
☪️☪️☪️🕉️🕉️🕉️
Pov you come into class on drugs
Average day at Chernobyl High School
TEACHA: ZEAIKIN DO IU SPIEK ENLIGSHZ?
ZEAKIN:CHUAA?
TEACHA:DWAFF.
TEACHA:BEALKIEN DO IU SPIEK ENLIGSHZ??
BEALKIEN:WHUH
TEACHA:DWEAAAAAAAH
TEACHA:VaNiCiKIEAN DUOOO IUOOO SPIEAK EANGLIEHZ
vanicikean:Yes i do my dear teacher i speak english very well
TEACHA:IM DEAD
For some weird reason i always want to re-watch this masterpiece
Belkyin, dooyooshpik inglesh???
- 🎺?
*DVÄÆ!!!*
D O Y O U S P E A K E N G L I S H
w h a
@@RealChocoCoco D V A
0:50 MY S O U L L E F T M Y B O D Y 💀 😭
**widens**
*sounds from literal hell*
Teacher: "_Zeakyn._ Do you sPEak English?"
_Drumroll_
Zeakyn: *_"Sho????"_*
Teacher:"DwaAaA!"
*_Disorted music continues_*
Teacher: "🅱ᴱᴸᴷᴵᴺ, ᴰᴼ ʸᴼᵁ ˢpeak Ě̸̦̪n̸̲̟͝g̵̘͝l̴̠͌i̵̤̎͠s̵͉̿ḫ̶̣̈́?̵̯̭̽̂ ̸̥͉̿"
_Drumroll_
Belkin:"ᵂʰᵃA?"
Teacher:
"H̷̨̢̨̡̢̧̨̛̛̛̩͚̺̟̟̦̼̫͈̤̘̻͍̠̲̠̩͚͕̟̺̝̮̞̭͎͚̝̖͇̰͕̖̱͍̝̙̥͍̠̘̫͚͕͍͙̤̯͖͕̞͕̭̳̯̝͍̮̜̝̠̰̹̮̗̠̪͖̬̀̓͑́͐́̀̂̍̾͗͋̏̂̆͛͌͛̋̽̐̌͐̂͐̌̌̓͂̏͊̇̑̔̋͆̋̓̄́̔̓̈́̌́̾̍͂͐͋̈̃̎̆̑̆̀̉̈͒͑͆̇͑͆̋͐́̃̄̇͊͑̕͘̕̚̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝W̸̡̨̛̛̋̈̎̔̓̔̃͐̌̈̋̅́̾̾̈̀̍̈̽̌͗̇̽͌̈́̑͂̓̈́̎̈́̓͌̀͂̀̃̽͂̋͌̀̏̒̑̐̿̈́̑̽͛͒̏̀̏̏͋͌̆̍̏͗̾̆͐͛̈̒̎̌͊̚̕͘͘͘͘̕͝͝͝͠W̷̨̢͉̩̥̲̣̗̩̗̤̩̣̯̹̦͍̥̳̝̳̤͉̺͙͙͕̜͉̟̞̥͇̝͖̩̞̟̺͙͓͓̬̭͓̳̮̱̠̯̉̆͂̄͊͌̾͌́̃̊͌́͗̈́̈͛̀̋̏̓̾̋͂̌̉̈́̑̅͜͝͠͝ͅW̸̨̛̛̛̛͎̦̟͇̺͓̔̋̏̽̆̒̽͒͊͗̇̾̇̐̆̊̌̉͗̈́̐͑̃̈́́̎͛̂̀́̈̒͌͐̍̽͌̌́̇̓͌̍̂̃̑͛͑̿̃͆̾̔̀̑̏̀̄̎̐̒̂͆̽̔͂͂͆͊̏͌̏́̕̚͘̕̚̕̚͠͝͝͠͠͝W̶̨̛̛̼͇̰̬̖̫͇͈͈͚̘̝͛͆́͗̎̓̐̾̏͂͒̿̌͑̈́͂͋̍͆͊̎̒̒̃̀̔͂̊̑̾̍́̈́̀͋̊̀͂̊̀̽̾́͗͒̄́͊̂͑̒̑̓̏͊́̆͂̀̆̅̑̑̃͑͛͛̚͘̕̚̕͘͜͝͠͠͝ͅĄ̵̨̨̡̛͍̼̭̯̞̗̘͉̻̟͚̤̗̠͎̱͙̘̭̖̬͕̘̟̭̟̳͙̳̫̟̬̭͍̝̖̼͖̻̻̗͎̰̹̙̽̍̀̔͆̒͊͌̄͘͜͠͠ͅÄ̷̢̧̺͔̲͓̱͓̬̱͎̟̩̗͙̬̭͛̊͗́͛̊͑͑̒̿̓̎͒̓̇͊̉̈̽̈̍͌̃̿͋͒́̿̔̓͌́͐̈́̽̅̔͑͂͐͑̀̈́̾͂͆͒̐͗̑̍̾̂͑͆̆͗͂͛͑̋͌̔͂̾̊̀͐̚̚̚͠Ą̸̛͉̦̦̦͖̺̱̗̫̰̦̰̰̹̠̤͖͉̥͙̣̫̥̤̟̼̬͇̜̤̳̜̹̥̰̈́͗̈́̀̉̓̂́̈́̽̈́̓̎̽̋̿̽̓͒͒́̈́̄̆̑̎̓̉́̈͂̀́͛̅̒̓̐̽̆̆̈́̓̎͊̌͋̃̽̀͊͑͐̚̚͘͜͝͝͠͠A̴̧̡̨̨̨̛̠̫̝̠̯͙̜̼͓̺͉̼͙̙̹̪̹͐̓̅͛̀͋͌́̊̿̐̅͑̈̔̅̆̂͛͊̋̃̋͛̎̄̎͆̌̈̓̋͛̏͂̀̆̔͌̕̚̕͜͝͠ͅỚ̸̧̧̢̢̧̧̡̨̛̛̛̦̼̲̳̥̩̩͙̼̭̞͇͙̩̙̪̟͉̪͇̳̹̟͎̱͓̱̼̬̪̼̪̣̜̖̳͉̬̥̭͚̞̯͇͕͙̜̮̦̩͕̗̯͇̲͚̅̍́̈̾͒̐̐̓̀̏̒̽̇͋̋̇͆̎̃̈́̆͊̔̋̂͋̉͒̀͒̎͐̉̀͋̑̋̾̂́͂̽̋͛́̀̉́̾́́̋͛̈̅͆̉̃̉̅̈͌̀̍͂͂̇͗́͛̊̓̓̚̕͘͝͝ͅȀ̴̢̨̨̧̡̢̢̡̛̛̻̗͔̬͔͓̣̝̤͍̟̯̜͇͈̙̝̮̩͚͕̯̥̥̦͔͎͇̭̳̥̜̹̯͓̰̗͔̜̺͍̻̝̼̱̲̣̣͈͖̗̣̙͎̲͍̜̝͕̬̗͇͚̤̝͉̻̗̠̙̗̼̹̱̹̭̪̟͉̺̰̟̓̈̎̾̍̆̔͋̑͌̎̏͗͋̓̔̈́̋̀̒̅͌͂̈́̆̈́̀͂̆̊̌͆̂͛̇̅̒̇̓͑̏̀͆̈̋̂̾͂̒̋̇̍̿̑̈̉̆̎͆̏̓̕̚̕͠͠͠͠͠͠͝͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅÅ̷̡̢̧̧̨̡͈̹̼̞̟͉̺̟̜̣̪͈̣̯̫̮͔̝͕̬̺̰͓̥̺͇̳̝͖̮̞̗̤̯̙̲͇̥̙̣͇̙̭̳̼͔͔̤̟͈̤̰̥̟͈̟̯͖̺͕̅͑̓͗͋̂̓͑̉̀̐͑͋̒̌̾̾̾̌̀̑̽̿̊̇̎́̾̌̏̇͋̅͗̋̅͑͗͊̽̓̓̈́͑̐̅̏͂̈́͒́̐͗͂̾͑̅̇̾̔̿̅̂͑͂͋̐̇̕̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅǪ̵̢̧̢̱̙̫͓̲̤̪̖͚̱̹̻̗̠͍͖̺̜̩̳̥͕̞̼͕̞̖̜̹̳̼̞͙̹̺̲̘͍̼̖͖̮͉͔̝͉̘͕̣̙̱̭̹͑̑̂̔́͆͂̃̄͋̃̊̒̏͛̾͒̄̓̆̈́̄̓̍̍͊̀́͘͘̕͝͠͝͝͠ͅǍ̴̧̦͉̦̖̳̪̜̳̳̱͉̱̥̘̥̯͖͕̪͚͙͇̹̩͈͈͖̼̒̿̽̿͛͑͗̾̍̎͋̀̎͌̈́̔́̽̊̓̚͘͠͝Ơ̸̢̧̢̨̨̡̧̨̧̡̧̨̛̟̭͔͍̙̣̞̲̦̯͉̗͍̤̮̱͚̪̦̮̳̭̣͓̱̱̙͖̝̖͕̺̬̹͎̖̩̦͕͙͈̟̠̘̜̞̖̟͍̣͔̫̬̣̝̲̬͙̫̤̗̥̙͎̖̻̭̞̪̜̮̪̝̻̠̼͇̰̘̹̄̏̀͊̐̑̈́͂̑̈̏͊̇͒͂̒̽̋̌͋̑̅̎̋̋̾͆̏̆̎̓̀̂͒͗̄̽̍̾͐͑̈͑́̒͊̈͗̏̈͋͆̀̆̂̂͘̕̚͘͘̚͜͝͝͠͝Ą̵̡̡̡̘͉̯̘̳̼͎̭̥̭̝͓͔͎͙͎̺̳̭̳̝̰̟͚̝̼̬͍̬̼̺̹̗̟̖͎̺̣͉̊͜ͅͅǪ̷̛̳̫̻͖͇̖͔̳̱̗̦͔̯̦̹̦̠̖͈̲͕͎̥͖̮̮̬̺͎̱̦̥̖͈̫͓̭̟̦̜͖͈͙͚̣̞̬̞͔͇͆̅͐̅̀̔̄̔̿̀̈́͘̕͜͜͝͠a̷̧̢̹̩̙̖̩̜̟͉̼͇̖̳̻̜̻͙͔̯̱̫͌̏̃̒͆͆̎͒̃̊͊͌̿̉̏̈̊͑́͆̌͗̈́͆̅́̀̒͐́̈́̊̌͋̾͐̔̕͜͜͠͝ͅo̷̢̡̧̢̢̨̡̬̙̫͓̹͎̗͈͔̥͙̠͈͚̺̪̠͍̝̺̦͉̬̣̥̫͈̺̼͈̹͇̙̻̺͔̘̱̗̲͔̝͍̻̱͚̹̭͙̖̺̟̙̱̗͍̼͙̦̣͂͆̾ͅͅà̸̡̯̻͇̰͓̼̩̘̰̪̮͔̮̩͕͚͓̪̪̜͓̜͇̭͔͚͓̺̙̹̹̺͎͙͓͙̩̩̓̀̀̐̎͒͊̂̿́͒͋͒͂͌̈́͛̇͋̓̈͜͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅo̵̡̢͕͇̝͎̖̗͕͈͓͓͓̝̻̪̹͇̻̘͍̘̠͇͈̰͉̺̪̥̭̪̱̺͔̊́͒͗̉̑͂̃́͑͆͐́́̈̎̋̽̆͋͛͒̓̓̎͘͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅä̴̢̯̘͎͔̜̼̘͍͚͓́̔͛̂̆̀͌͐̈́͐̽̀͂͒̃́͐̆̋͆̀̔̈́̽̐͛́͆̽̐́̀̈́͂́͊̒͋͑́̔͒͋̈́̀̎́́͛̾̚͘̕͘͝͝ớ̷̡̛̳̮̬̠̦͕͚̫̖̙̭̮̘̻̞̹͕͇̻̘̰̦̹̞̱̣̹̟͓̣̩̰͕͉̙̭̹͉̽̄̐̋̐̄͆̊̄̽͒̉̈́̀̈̄̑̀̓̋͑̈́̽̀̋̽͒̇͆̀͌͊́̍̔͑̉͒̍̾̐̌̾̔̅̿̀̿͂̇͌̍͊̿̈͌̐͑̔̂͘̕͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝a̷̡̛̛̼̥̻̝̠̳̻̩̹͚͉̬̣͓̞͙͚͖̪͎͎̻̩̱̰͎̅̄́͂̽̏̌͑̈̂̿̌̐́̓̓̓̂͂̍̈͑̈́̔͆̈́̈̅̄̾̃̓̒̋̇̊̀͒̉̒͆͛̄͆͌̎̌̊́͆̂́̆͘̕̕̕̕͝͝͝͠͝ͅơ̶̧̢̟̳͓͎̳̭̙͚̞̰̖̻͈͖͑̑͛͂͒̌̐̒̇̑͛̍̎̈́̊̒͗̉̃͒̈́̉͑̽̓̔͘͜͜ơ̶̧̛̟͖͍̗̰͇̘̼̜̬̠͖̼̝̘̼͇͍͖͓̯̞͚̖̥̺̦͉͉͈̹͚̫̰̳͕̝̮̰̂̆̐̈́̽̔̇̍̿̈́́̑̆͗̉̓̊͒̃̽̑̆̈́̍̉̏͛͒̑͋̈̓̄̌̃̒̔͂͆̃̏̕̚͘̕̕̚̚͝͝͝ͅͅͅơ̸̡̧̢̧̧̨̧̢̛̛̛̙̞̬̱̫͕͖͕͈̠͙̼͎̳̪̺͙͍̖̖̟͇̜̫̻̼̞̣͕͈͎͕̩̻̳̟̼̻̤͇̮̻͕͖̹͇̖͇͎̜̞͔͈̟̱̻̼̖͔̠̼̝̗̪͔̬̰̩̻͖͚̦̼͚̳̙̘͕͓͇̟͈̒̓̾̽́̂̄̐͒̐̂͊̄̇͐̓͑́͌̓̑̂͗̃̒͗́̿͗̈́̈́̚͜͜͜͜͠͝ǫ̸̧̨̢̫̦̗̩̼̩͙̦̬̬͈͕̦̰̻͚͕̳̼͓͇̮̘̥͑̓̀̓̒͛̀̀̓̋͊̆͂͐͆͆̀͂̏̐̑̎̅̊̋͋̊̇̉̀̒̔͗̌̾̈̀̇͑͂̅̒̓̍͐̒̔̄̑͛̍̕̕̚̕͝͠͠ͅơ̷̧̛͖̠͇̬̰̜̝̞̹̘̘̣͙̫̇̒͒͂̈́̄́̐͂̓̇̔̔̋̌͆̚͘̕!̷̧͖͇͇̪̗̗̹͎̥͖͉͖͉͉̣̥̥̱̫̦̠̲̻̟͇̩̤̮̻̭̦̱͈̟̘̈́̽͂̿̒́̅̎̂͌̾͐̐̊͑̄̐͒̿́̉́͌̐̂̏̃̅̍͗̋͛̂͒̎̀̆́̾̆̀̈́̆̇͆̏̈̑́̑͋͋̐͂͐͑̈͘̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝!̵̡̢̧̛̛̛͙͇̲̩̟̩̰͙̘̳͎̟̬̯͖̻̜̙͍̯̖̗̮̟͉̹̩̹̙̭̬̯͖̦̦̝̫̘͖̋͛̆̒̌̿̑̌͆̋̏̀͗͑̽͋̿͂̏̑̐͛̓̓̀͛̌̔̿͊̌̐͐̎͆̏̽̅̕͝͝͠!̶̢̨̡̨̢̛̛͍͇̥͇̥̠͍͎̟͈̝̠̱͉̝̰̬̝̦̣̩̠̫̦̮͖̜͚̺̣̜̬͙͚̯̙̮̱̬̙̺̝̱̦͈̳̩̇̂̎̾́̓̍̃͛̒̈́̒̔́̌͂̈́̂͒͒̽̌͒̈́͑̈́̈́͋͂̈́̐̌̂̈́̊̓̾̂̊̀̐̀̍̒͗̐͗̊͗̋̚͘̕̚͘̕͜͜ͅ!̵̉̉̑͆̄̿̿́͗̂̾̊̂̉̈́̌̉́́̄̇͆̾͊̀͂͊̏͋͋̽͂̆͑̌͂͐̎̆̏̎͐̓̏̌̎̈́͌̍͗́́̈́̓́̀̓̉̃̊͌͘̕͝͝͝͠ͅ"
*_Disorted drumroll_*
Teacher: "Vanickin, Do YOU S̴̡̺͊P̷̹͈͍̈͗͂̊̅Ẹ̸̩̺̠̎͜Ḁ̶̛̟̈͆͜K̶̜̮̰̲͔̊ ̷̬͎͚̑͋͋͝͠E̶͇̤̫̗̬̖̐̍̆̄͗Ǹ̶͍̻͙̦̳̅̈̿̕͝G̷̪̬̣̃͗͛̅̊̏L̶̻̬͖̮̳̦̎I̷͓͛̃͛Ş̸̞̳̠̗͓̮̄H̴̰̼̳̺̣̳͐̍̍͠?̵̻̘̞̥͉̓͗̌͘͘!̸͓͓̬̪̻̐̄̓"
……
Vanickin: _gets up from chair_"Yes i do my teacher i speak English vwery well!"
Teacher: _FALLS_
So this is what we'll all be watching in a few months.
Huh???
@@Odenqueen bruh, we're not planning on taking over the world. It's our upper politicians who want it.
Ordinary Russian people have done nothing to you except maybe behaved erratically and unpredictably from time to time just for the fun of it, and maybe contributed something to the world's culture in the process, even if once in a hundred years.
@@DansuB4nsu03 Oh I know, it’s not the fault of the people by any means. Governments and political leaders everywhere are effed up. As an American, I’m definitely fully aware of that.
IRL CAS in only a few months? Finally I'm living in the right timeline.
Чем дольше мем,тем больше я ржу
begin scene.
the students sit, anticipating the inevitable, but before defensive measures can be enacted, their rudimentary methods of blocking the enterance fail. the warper enters with the intent of defeating the only one immune to her powers. as she stares at her victims, unearthly sounds emenate from eternity as the world shifts and warps to the mildest of degrees. distortion increases as the room is scanned for a target. one is found. the teacher opens her mouth and words congrue themsleves:
"zikiel, dou yeou speeaik EEnGlishh ?"
a student stands timidly and warps beyond recognition, a drum roll creschendos before the child lets out a garbled cry of " chooouy?"
"vrA!" crys the warper triumphantly. little hope remains in the students, nothing itself twangs nervously as the teacher scans for another target. one is found.
"velkiyen, dyeu eyuo speaak eeNgLLiSSSSSHHHH?"
the student stands as the drums of time roll unsteadily. they are unable to speak but instead emit an odd swishing noise.
wrong answer.
a peircing shreik nearly decimates the room. not even the "teacher" knows the true extent of their powers yet. reality crys out in dissonance. it knows time is almost up. the room is almost unrecognisable as the bender searches for the last victim. a student lies it's head on the desk, barely even resembling anything anymore.
the teacher's face becomes alien and mutates as she speaks har next sentence:
"vahnyichkeEn, DOUE YOUe SPAEhK EAANGLiSSH???"
suddenly, everything stops. the student stands and says quickly: " yes i do my dear teacher i speak english very well!"
defeated, all power escapes the warper in one last whine as they fall to the ground. taking all distortion away.
"what?"
Lmao
00:27 like a 😂😂😂😂
Like a what?
Lauthing
This video has a criminal lack of Russian comments, so I'm here to set things right :)
Это было неожиданно, конечно. Вьетнамские флэшбеки из ералашного детства на англоязычном Ютуб-канале, который вроде как из Германии - это что-то из параллельной вселенной.
This feels like watching a Pilotredsun video
Even more so cuz of the warpy sound effects 😭
I love how everyone eventually turns into minecraft skins
VAnEcHkIn dO YoU sPeAk EnGLiSh" had at go rolling my bed me💀
I cant stop replaying this lmao
Valkim do you speak English?
Valkim:gommba noises
Lealer:WOAIEISJHUIRUEIYERUIGW
This is why I can't hold my laughter these days
0:19 small head😊
Ах да, контент понятный русскому человеку, пробрёл интерес за рубежом
0:50 The teacher was like ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
In the world, you speak English.
*BUT IN THE SOVIET RUSSIA! ENGLISH SPEAK YOU!!*
*head becomes smaller than usual* 0:27
''DVA!'' Dumbledore said calmly
watching this while high is fucking insane
1:01 Vanechkin, ᕲ᥆ ץOꐇ รƿҼልK⃠ e͟刀ᧁ🄻I𝕊ꫝ
Lol
This is basically the Russian equivalent of Matilda
I LOST IT WITH THE WAVY MUSIC AND THE CAMERA PASSING BY THE CLASSROOM!
0:54 Thick Russian flag
Russians learn english
Why did you just skip the part when teacher asks "what?" after falling?
It's funnier to assume she is some eldritch abomination and 'Vanichkin' (or however you spell it) defeated her with his unexpected fluency in English.
(tl;dr it's funnier if she just fuckin dies)
Every frame could be a meme.
0:51 bro turned into gman💀
1:08
The fact that this is unedited only makes it funnyer
do you speak english?
*soar*
Do YoU sPeAk EngLish
*turns into literally skype call end sound*
*nuke explosion*
*DO yOu SPeaK ENGLISH?*
yes madame i speak english well
*goofy ahh cartoon fall*
0:31 лучшее 2 в моей жизни!!!
*music* ZAIKIN Do you speak englISH?
Chihuaaaaa? DWAHHHHH
BAELKAIEAN DO YOU Speak EnGlIsH
📟📟📟📟📟
DWAAAAÆAAAEEE 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛥️🛥️🛥️🛥️🛥️🛥️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️
BÆNECHKAIN do you speak ĒŅĞŁĮẞĦ
Yes I do I speak English very well!
*cracks her👳🏻*
Teacher face looks funny and funny i can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 1:00
Yes! Funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣