I opened a restaurant and Twitch Chat are my customers (VOD)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ย. 2023
- Recorded on 11/20/23
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
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I can't belive the brother of the creator of The Stanley Parable doesn't recognize the uses and misuses of a bucket.
A plastic bucket at that.
A plastic bucket that he put over a burner, in an attempt to boil water. In a plastic bucket (just had to stress that part about the bucket being PLASTIC!)
Classic Doug right there
@@fukro7557 he needs to LEARN that plastic MELTS
I didn't know Doug's brother was Davey Wreden till this comment, and honestly Stanley parable and Doug's humor line up so much it all makes sense now
I come for the radically happy community of a chatter saying "my parents are getting a divorce" and a few thousand people instantly type "pog divorce"
For those who want to know how much money Doug lost during this challenge in-game, I estimated for you. Keep in mind the prices reflect an average Walmart price per unit of that food item. Additionally, I kept the other broken items in account too. Minus him blowing up the kitchen for fun at the end of the stream.
He broke a grand total of: 28 glass bottles (olive oil, white wine, lemon/lime juice and avocado oil), 14 plates, 7 bowls and his oven, which accounted for additional repair costs.
And used around 2,700 L of water. Probably underestimated, but close.
Grand Totals:
Expenses: $1271.67
Tips: $331.20
Loss: $940.47 🤣
Wow, I never knew I needed to know this. thank you for your time and knowlage of walmart prices.
Good job
@@GirGaming26 knowledge not to be rude
thank you for bestowing your knowledge of math unto thee
doug looking at a mop bucket full of olive oil, glas chards and a sausage: "is this your ratatouille?"
I cried laughing at this😂😂🤣🤣
I just watched Doug put a plastic bucket on the stove to boil the several liters of water. Still better than Arby's I guess.
He uses flyswatters instead of spatulas too. Guy Fieri does an incredible job here of emulating the incredible experience of dining at a waffle house.
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Please, for the love of GOD, never let Doug cook again. This video is proof that he's a complete menace in the kitchen.
If he ever appears at any of your doorsteps late at night and insists on entering your home and cooking you a nice, warm, delicious meal, DO NOT let him anywhere near your kitchen.
LET HIM COOK
this video? have you watched the guy fieri stream?
Why wouldn’t you be concerned he is in your house
Frankly, I'd be concerned just for the fact he's at my doorstep and wants in, let alone wanting to cook a meal.
@@kledboi that was literally safer than this and that was tangible
This is single-handedly the most stressful stream I've ever seen
Dude I love cooking but it’s not this hard lol
genuinely dont think there's ever been a dougdoug stream this frustrating to watch
Spends ten minutes failing at cooking, serves customer a bowl of olive oil
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@MrGeneralHeavyMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"this stream would be so confusing if you were high" honestly, i'm high, and i had zoned out until he said that and i thought it was actually making a lot of sense. maybe it *only* makes sense *if* you're high
Same shit happened here
The fact he made less edible food than in the ai cooking stream scares me.
Once his hair goes back to normal, act surprised and confused for several months. We are Chat and we don't respond well to change.
this vod makes me feel like i'm being strangled to death and not even in the fun way
The Night Vale Strangler
I just watched a man try to justify why cutting stuff on anything but a cutting board is actually correct
now this, THIS is a great contestant for worst stream!
never had such a fun time with a complete dumpster fire before….it also leaves me questioning how much doug actually knows about cooking
you never questioned his cooking prowess when he revealed he drinks olive oil?
@@bharatsachdeva6683also when he said straight butter is good but potatoes aren’t
I think it's hysterical that Doug made his classic bathroom joke and led Twitch Chat like it was some sort of big thing and then not a single person played the laugh track
EDIT: It’s around 1:20:40
wait what bathroom joke
@@ligokleftis i didn't timestamp it but he has a gag where he waits to intentionally go to the bathroom at inopportune times (like right before starting a challenge with somebody)
he announced it aloud somewhere in the first hour to evoke pity laughs and the notably trigger-happy twitch chat went completely silent out of pure spite
1:20:40 ish
@@amateur-discoty
I love how tumbnail doug is COMPLETELY different from actual video doug
Yeah, one of them is bald and the other is blond.
Straight up had to take a break from this video to watch a 5 star speedrun so I could chill
This stream broke into my house, held my family hostage, and proceeded to commit pure psychic damage to me and my family, before shooting me with parkzers gun and leading me to bleed out.
10/10 would eat glass again
Doug’s complete lack of knowledge on cooking anything at all, and disturbing absence of situational awareness, make me wonder how he lived to be this old.
Dude. I have never yelled this much at my screen during a VOD. Holy moly the amount of moments where I just wanted to take over😂
Hall of the Mountain King while doug can't figure out why things are exploding is just perfection
if i had a nickel for every time doug got jumpscared by cooking simulator, id have three nickels.
starts at 1:31:01 you're welcome
thank you
thanks
I was at 1:30:31 and then I saw this comment.
@@KaileeMix Same
Thanks man
1:23:52 - Choosing people
1:31:01 - Taking orders
1:36:45 - Olive Oil buy
2:05:00 - Breakin' plates
2:23:20 - Diborsdt
2:30:05 - Catastrophe
2:40:00 or so - Parkzer
2:53:30 - New explosion
Who else was just so angry at Doug for like 99% of the gameplay?
Looking directly at the pots but not seeing them.
Constantly smashing the olive oil glass.
Using mop buckets as "pots"
He is lucky his customers are Twitch Chat who like smashed glass and dish water.
This stream made me buy the game and see if I could do better than Doug.
I can safely say I'm a better chef than a random guy on the internet.
Also to ensure I have a high chance for survival, if I ate there I'd ask for a brain shake, since that requires no cooking.
he buys something really early on and then ignores the shop box for the rest of ths stream after running out of pots
Watching him search for the salt only to pick up the sugar and genuinely not seeing the words infront of him as he pours it into the dish gave me severe brain rot
I'd like to imagine Doug's restaurant gets all his ingredients and supplies from aisle 13 of his grocery store
I'm glad Doug put a rat in his chef's hat to control his movements for this stream just like ratatouille
Really fun stream, did not expect to get picked on my first one
This feels like it could legally be torture
As one of the few people who 100% this particular game, for some reason, this was very enjoyable to watch as I literally started off exactly how Dougdoug did. (Not spending nearly an hour trying to find a Michilin Star, how to play the game)
I consider myself an above-average patient person. But the noises in this almost drove me insane, I'd nominate this as one of the worst streams for this year's Dougies based on that alone. 😭
new doug doug lore: the resurrected soul of napoleon has been stored into the red pepper after failing so much at chess he died again.
1:30:01 "FetusEnchilda thank you..... that is a gross name" DougDoug 2023
I literally laughed so hard I cried, just comes out of nowhere lmao
Chat is laughing at Guy Fieri here, but in his restaurants he actually substitutes buckets for pots and flyswatters in place of spatulas. Guy Fieri is truly a visionary chef and he goes through great lengths to emulate the experience of dining at the prestigious waffle house. The only way to truly know if Guy Fieri is a bad chef is to have Gordon Ramsey stream his kitchen to compare.
I was making dinner while watching this and I kept thinking that I left my sink running
A Doug VOD a day keeps the bad thoughts away!
Doug needed this game to be explained to him with food.
I wonder how can Doug survive if he cooks like this.
Why do you think 90% of his diet is olive oil?
Hw literally has stated multiple times that he only uses Factor for his meals. This man only eats microwave/oven meals for years.
This stream made me question Doug's ability to think
just listening to this video means being serenaded by a chorus of worrying crashes and cursing
Doug you look like you built a time machine so you could go back to the ninties and be the obligatory old guy in a boy band.
Good luck to ppl watching the full Vod!!
I didn't understand. Now I do.
I'm 2 hours in and it's crushing my soul
Im not at the game what does this mean
Idk how he does this. I'm super overwhelmed just watching 😢
At 2:00:03 someone in chat says "why is he like this?"
That describes doug perfectly lol.
It's kind of telling that the quarter-full bowl of water was the best thing Doug made
Talking about signing away our voices like we're Ariel. Doug is Ursula confirmed??
Gameplay starts at: 40:08
Thanks bro
@aidandeskin4033 remember GAMEPLAY not him starting to actually play
You fucking liar
Thanks big dawg
Also, the first order (when the cooking starts) is at 1:31:00
Watching the absolute chaos unfold inside that kitchen, it's hard to believe that Doug's channel used to be known for food.
That moment I have this running in the background while I'm working on something else and I hear "What the heck is Shokshuka?" and I have intense feelings of homesickness and I need to go talk to my mom.
It’s genuinely impressive how good his talking flower impression is
2:29:59 one of the funniest sequences ever from DougDoug, especially the lead up to this.
I was expecting " i opened a restaurant and twitch chat are my ingredients" but okay
I really hope he makes this into a video, even if it’s just on Doug Doug Doug
Of all the things DougDoug does, I would NEVER have expected that water running for over an hour would be the thing that almost pushes me to turning off the stream xD (My tinnitus is in paaaaaaiiiinnnn)
oh my lord! XD
watching you try to figure out what food is.
honestly my favorite part of this vod.
pls figure out what borscht is.. make yourself a good hearty bowl with lots of ground beaf, and add some sour cream to the top.
you wont regret it.
it's one of those foods, you can eat 3 bowls of and still crave it. one of the best soupish things on this planet
He didn’t even look at the beets when he made it 😭
Doug stares at the pots for over a minute while pouring the ratatouille at 1:50:00 (on the other side of the middle counter) and had several chatters say on the middle shelf yet he only checks 1 of the 4 middle shelves, this is utter chaos and i love it
Very impressive of Doug to make a 4 hour stream from the episode of Archer where they work for Anthony Bourdain.
1:58:50 why does he pick up butane, shake it, and throw it😂
LocalFBIagent is a legend. I feel like he gets picked almost every stream for something.
The line from the Rimworld stream "We barely have enough weed for localfbiagent as is" lives rent free in my head 💀
Hey, I know this has probably been asked a million times, but I've been in a coma for 74 years, and now that I'm awake, Doug is bald. Could anyone explain to me how this happened?
Explanation at 3:59:23
this is an easy contender for worst stream of the year. 10/10
Great pfp 🏳️⚧️ and I agree
stream starts at 0:00:00
thanks bro
nearly missed it
Watching this super late and hearing Doug try to steal Matpat’s voice makes me cry…
Literally the best video he has ever made. I laughed so much at this. Please do it again
Less then a minute in Doug is already being called bald a bald virgin and chat already goes on strike. Gotta love twitch chat
I had to watch this vod in increments. So. Infuriating.
And this is as a person who played this game and also does this for a living.
Now the blue apron Zelda video makes a lot more sense
Everytime I go to sleep watching TH-cam, it always goes to this vid idk why
Getting married is only the first step to divorce which is the real prize.
Oh thank god, another vod
Moments I personally enjoyed:
41:06 TTS screech
46:35 More weird TTS sounds
2:04:15 Plate knifing
3:27:38 Plate breakage continues
3:38:13 Beefed corn
3:50:31 Insurance fraud time
3:52:40 Can I serve you a gas can?
1:44:42 Boiling oil in buckets
2:29:56 explosive steak
Doug rocking those frosted tips like it is 2001
Sounds like a !whyblonde command is in order
Doug needs to make a channel point reward that explains why he's blonde
Doug does it again DOUG/10
32:54 a supercut of all the funniest donation messages you've gotten. That sounds pretty fun, honestly.
Havn't gotten far into the video (2:09:24) but Izalias is carrying the content. I'm glad they're getting into character.
2:26:30 what're the odds local fbi agent gets the headset! RIGGED!!!
I REALLY hope people now constantly ask Doug why he isn't blonde when the time comes
This was the most painful stream to watch, there was a point where Doug was saying he couldn’t find the pots while looking directly at the pots because he dropped a sausage in front of the pots, 10/10
I'm 1:12:00 in and I have to check the comments because I have no idea if hes even going to start playing the game this stream. Been through like 30 comments and I still can't tell.
Edit: Dear god maybe he shouldn't have played it after all.
3:06:18 im fucking cry laughing at this, everything is just such a disaster. ducknoio saying incomprehensible shit, the fruit ninja mini game exploding and jumpscaring doug, the kitchen in complete ruins, the meter showing the bucket filling up with like 40l of water, and then parkzers ai voice saying "errmm.. that's illegal🤓"
2:21:50 He said that the game is hard, Literally halfway through the video I got the game (although in VR) and played it. It wasn't hard, but it did take some time to learn what you were doing.
Doug "Douglas" Douglas, full time flower voice actor.
Just wait until Doug gets his brown hair back. Nobody is gonna know why he changed his hair brown.
I never laughed like I did watching this stream in months, Thank you Doug for humiliating yourself! 🤣
3:27:45, 2:04:18, 2:53:31, 2:30:03
I fell asleep watching TH-cam and woke up to a low battery because my phone played 3 and a half hours of this 😭
I just need a voice mod for doug doug impersonating one of the hunters in a monterhonter so i can be doug while i monsterhonter
can't wat for dougs hair to get back to normal and having chat ask why it's not blonde
I'll have a ten shots of pure olive oil please
You'll take five liters and like it
This was far funnier than I would have thought O.O
Gameplay starts at 40:00 for anyone wondering
Just over half way and my bet is that bowl of water is going to get the best taste score of the day 🤣
if Doug cooks i better not see any rigged ingredients in my food (i know his hair would not get in the food sense he is bald)
Don't let them eat your hair Doug! They are trying to steal your power All Might style.
i literally remember doug saying he is going to lie about the fact that writing your names twice removes you he literally admitted it the first time
Doug should make it so if people spam the command, it automatically times them out. Could be done with a bot.
based doug stopping those people from taking over stream for 30 seconds
2:05:30 just watching him try to to put things on the plates and them smashing every single time had me gasping for air
Dang. Izalias was having their own show when it was their turn. He just needed to use his catchphrase " Oh sheesh! " more and it'd be perfect.