Requis joke time! Requis counted past infinity. Thrice. Requis can crumble a hot knife with butter. Requis can throw a grenade and kill 93 people. Afterwards, the grenade would explode. Requis can walk on water, swim in land, AND walk on the air itself. Requis died 35 years ago. Death is just too much of a pussy to tell him. Requis was bitten by a snake. After many long, excruciatingly painful moments, the snake died of grievous physical harm. Requis once lit his fart on fire, and it created the sun Requis invented death since he decided he would be merciful and end his victims' suffering. Requis enjoys his meats cooked rare, so much so he only eats wyverns. Requis found the country he was born in. The Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012, but Requis stopped Chuck Norris from rampaging throughout the world. Requis killed an army of 5000 by stomping once. It was meant to be a warning stomp. Requis' blood cures any and every disease known to man. He has never bled When Requis tells time, time obeys. Requis brushes his teeth with the bones of his victims from the previous night. If a zombie bites Requis, the zombie will be cured of the zombie virus and return to being dead. Under Requis' beard, there is only the deep and eternal pits of hell Requis doesn't call the wrong number. People are just answering the wrong phone. Whenever there's a meteor shower, Requis grabs a bar of soap and a towel. Requis often wears tiger fur clothes. The tiger isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move. Requis can make fire by rubbing the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean together. Requis doesn't make mistakes in writing, you just read it wrong. Requis has learned he cannot shave, as when he does, his beard slices the razor to pieces. Requis will kill you 12 times before you can even raise a finger. Previously Santa Claus was real. That is, until he gave Requis coal. When Requis does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the universe away. Requis went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands".
After retiring, Requis turned to illegal fight clubs. He then realized that the fighters there were too weak. So, he decided to take more lives from legal fights at the UFC.
Hey what's up guys Scarce here and today FaZe Jev bring back the demigod requis and that's fucking insane. Like I wouldn't fuck with him he's so scary like it's crazy. Let me know in the comments what you think like I can't it's so crazy I'm done talking about this monster that's all for today guys I'm Scarce peace."
Wow Jev..I agree that Requis would murder Ares...but If you ask me Kratos may be the ONLY one who can stand in his way....Wait...Requis looks like Kratos.....There are only 2 options....Requis is Kratos reincarnated or Kratos is Requis's ancestor...that would make sense since Requis is a badass.
They like to add legendary fighters of all types to the games. Bruce Lee is also in the game but never did anything like UFC. Also the UFC games have had a history of adding boxing game modes and variants to their games.
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When Requis goes to workout, the machines get stronger.
XD
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favorite comment ever. time to make requis memes and replace chuck Norris
I'm dying
Pigisdeado 😂😂😅😅 omg I'm dying 😆
somebody needs to make this an animation requis is fighting while jev is his manager fucking screaming
Yeeeessssss
Epic idea
Make this top comment
Yes please
Yes
Requis doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Yes xD
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OH DAMN THATS DEEP
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Jesus walks on water, Requis swims through land
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NICE
take this W
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Little-known fact: Requis invented the giraffe when he uppercut a horse
Dead💀😂
this is amazing lol
I'm fucking dead lol WWWWWWWWW
lol huh?
W!
You may check under your bed for monsters, but the monsters check under their bed for REQUIS.
LMAO
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Lmao
w
i got it to 100 likes :)
Death once had a near-Requis experience
😂
2 scrubs
😂😂😂😂
W 😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Requis's mom didn't give birth to him requis gave birth to himself and hired a mother
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Requis.
Lmfao
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@@StaaaaNzHD mad ?
Requis built the hospital he was born in
Wait then how? What?
Jar Jar... Hello.
+Wookiepedia lmaoooooooooo w
W
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UFC is like cocaine for Jev! It makes him go crazy! I love it.
it's a drug of good stuff
so do me!
lol jev on cocaine now that's something I need to see
RayRay same
+RayRay everytime he takes a hit BOOM
Requis doesn't get rusty, the rust get requised
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L... Funny though
L
haha same profile pic and my name is nick irl
Chuck Norris jokes but It's Requis.
I hope im not the only one who likes hype jev more than rage jev
I like them both a lot 😂
Lmao
Hype Jev is great
I love Jev in all forms of Jev
When requis was born the doctor didn't slap him,Requis slapped the doctor.
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+Sub Anime you meant to type w
why would the doctor slap him
why would the doctor slap a baby anyway?
Jev vs Ksi in UFC
Who agrees
Yeeeeessss.. that would be funny af lol
fuck yea
hell yeah lets see this
Ksi is no much for the behemoth
Please make this happen Jev if you're reading this.
THE 8 SECOND MATCH WAS SO FUNNY DUDE LMFAO HE DIDNT STAND A CHANCE
Hehe, STAND a chance
+ThunderC00kie lmfao
lmfao
The Hybrid Ninjas Jevs laugh was the best part
Requis is so strong, if you are to even BREATHE the same air as him, you would be obliterated in less than a second.
Requis threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded
Edit: didn’t know how to spell grenade 4 years ago lmao
Gre-nade Grenade
Someone said that joke already.
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Grenade was spelt wrong idiot. Stolen joke. Take this "L"
gernade spell check homie :)
Requis once killed two stones with one bird
When he looked in the mirror there was no reflection:there is only one Requis
Requis knows Victoria's secret
epic
Superman wears Requis PJs to bed.
Triple L. Cringy 12 year olds upvoted this
Requis died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet
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W af
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If that isn't a W I don't know what is
Requis joke time!
Requis counted past infinity. Thrice.
Requis can crumble a hot knife with butter.
Requis can throw a grenade and kill 93 people. Afterwards, the grenade would explode.
Requis can walk on water, swim in land, AND walk on the air itself.
Requis died 35 years ago. Death is just too much of a pussy to tell him.
Requis was bitten by a snake. After many long, excruciatingly painful moments, the snake died of grievous physical harm.
Requis once lit his fart on fire, and it created the sun
Requis invented death since he decided he would be merciful and end his victims' suffering.
Requis enjoys his meats cooked rare, so much so he only eats wyverns.
Requis found the country he was born in.
The Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012, but Requis stopped Chuck Norris from rampaging throughout the world.
Requis killed an army of 5000 by stomping once. It was meant to be a warning stomp.
Requis' blood cures any and every disease known to man. He has never bled
When Requis tells time, time obeys.
Requis brushes his teeth with the bones of his victims from the previous night.
If a zombie bites Requis, the zombie will be cured of the zombie virus and return to being dead.
Under Requis' beard, there is only the deep and eternal pits of hell
Requis doesn't call the wrong number. People are just answering the wrong phone.
Whenever there's a meteor shower, Requis grabs a bar of soap and a towel.
Requis often wears tiger fur clothes. The tiger isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.
Requis can make fire by rubbing the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean together.
Requis doesn't make mistakes in writing, you just read it wrong.
Requis has learned he cannot shave, as when he does, his beard slices the razor to pieces.
Requis will kill you 12 times before you can even raise a finger.
Previously Santa Claus was real. That is, until he gave Requis coal.
When Requis does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the universe away.
Requis went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands".
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I died laughing at these
THAT'S PURE GOLD 😂
𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕳𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖍𝖔𝖌 you literally copied of a load of jokes
I CAN'T BREATHE
As soon as i seen requis in my subbox i was like awwww shiiit
😀
Same
REQUIS!!!!! BOOMMMMMMM!
Requis doesn't stop for traffic lights, traffic lights stop for Requis
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take 10 Ws
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W.
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"Eigth theconds"....."Ma fathest thnockout"
Lmaooo
WAT HAPEN MIKE
That's actually Tyson's record 😂
+GAMEpoop that's y he said it 😂
“I broke my back, my back iths broken. Thpinal.”
Lmao the black in jev comes out when he plays this
I was thinking it was the Jersey but I'm
idk im from jersey but type shit i be doing the same shit as him.
Lol. Ikr
Hayden
1997 Honda Civic why do you reply to someone’s comment and not anything but their name
When a stop sign see's Requis, they stop for him.
it should be it changes itself to go
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Requis IS THE STOP SIGN
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, he checks under his bed for Requis.
*REQUIS.
never stop making these videos, PLEASE!!! they are so fucking funny :D
Same
Requis the God of war death and destroying face
+Alex Goodman Thats ares God of war =/
Not even a minute into the video, and Jev is already at it with the "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOOOOOOOOM"
People look up to gods but gods look up to requis
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Definite W
+357unit I just died laughing
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THE GOD IS BACK
BOOOOOOOOM!!!
Outlaw Hazz BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I love you babe
Hyper Sonic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
If anyone is reading this I hope you live an awesome life with so much happiness in it! 😉
every day I think of drinking bleach
Thank you man! Same for you!
+kebin zuks ass omg hahaha
The world needs more people like u
thanks sexy💙
Legend has it requis was sent to hell
Hell is still recovering by his presence till this day
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hi, Can you guys check out my channel? I just started it:)
Pls dont hate, im just trying to get feedback. Thanks so much in advance :)
MOVE MIKE
+Zex no stfu
Zeke Spoerke that was very blunt
Requis jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes
OMG Yess
Some people swim in water, REQUIS swims in land.
+Cristian Rosas bro😂😂😂😂
+BoS Retro he is nothing compared to me
+Rory Grimes Get the fuck off of my comment.
You should make a Requis montage called "Boom" and make the intro just all majestic and shit saying "Boom"
+Legit Unicorn Nobody will expect it
+Legit Unicorn 😂
or play Here Comes The Boom by Nelly and every time "BOOM" is said it's Jev instead saying it
Here comes the BOOM!
i would LOVE that!
You should make a Requis Jr
Yeeeeesss
+Cade Pickering Lol yea
Basically a leg/submission striker with low punching powerr?
his name is mine tyson
Minie me
you have REQUIS the GOD
you need to make REQUISHA the GODDESS
YES
He has
+Azrael Blade um...
then u get ksi the master god
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I feel like Requis is who Jev wanted to develop into, its his dream human specimen
Requis is the ultimate alpha male, every male in the world wants to be him
Requis is the final evolution of the human race
+igorpimp1 you're god damn right
I think it is jevs spirit animal or God
+igorpimp1 "every women want him, every men want to be him."
I'M CALLING FOR THE ULTIMATE TITLE FIGHT
THE REQUIS vs GENERAL ZOD
Faze Jev vs 2BC Productions
"This planet's krypton, no Asgard, Asgard"
+TransamHD you be Thor ill be Odin you rodent I'm omnipotent
+Barry Allen let off and I'm reloading
+Legend Cookies immediately with these rhymes I'm totin
Chuck Norris doesn't find requis, requis finds chuck Norris
Giancarlo if Chuck Norris and Requis fought each other, they would end up ending the universe and possibly restart the universe.
Brandon Atwood Nah THE REQUIS would knock the shit out of that 2008 meme.
I swear... Jev loves Requis waaaaaay too much...
or Requis loves Jev😉
+Humzah Abid Mabey both
The love is real XD
DON'T TRY TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM
Jev doesn't have a choice, Requis would make jev love him 😂
Why does Jev sound like Plankton when he gets hyped?
Haha
so true lol he also sounds like bruce buffer
little known fact: Requis draws his strength from his beard
Truer words have never been spoken
Make a female Requis and call her Requeef
+Cade Pickering sheniqua lafwayfway
beau vlasak ReQuisha
I love watching jev destroy people
*Requis
I love when Jev destroys me.
Guys? Well if you love watching jev destorying guys then you're gay
Requis is my idol
Same
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lol
He's my dad
REQUIS
Jev: Hey Grandma?
Grandma: Yes Jason?
Jev: I'm playing UFC
Grandma: Ok I'll be sure to put ear plugs in
Let's play a game every 5 likes u get punched by REQUIS
After retiring, Requis turned to illegal fight clubs. He then realized that the fighters there were too weak. So, he decided to take more lives from legal fights at the UFC.
Do a live stream of you playing ufc and knocking out every one with requice
Requic
+VaKe Binks requis
3 fucking tries man.....really...
LOOOL
Check out the video i made for REQUIS
Requis DA GAWD
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
cant even caption shit like this!!😂😂😂
I love your overwatch highlights
+Cesar Rivera BOOOOM! BOOOM!!!
cookies BOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I bet Requis was a nice little black kid...then he met Jev...
Jev was a nice little kid until he met Requis
Yes
@@KingpinCarlito im sayin
They had to force him to retire
I don't know how they built up the courage to tell the behemoth that he had to retire
No one forces Requis to do anything he just does it to avoid ending the human species
Drinking Game: Watch every jev UFC video and take a shot everytime he says boom... good luck
u gonna get pulled over for not driving sober if u do that lol
KSI VS Requis the demigod! COMING SOON! Place your bets!
Requis got hit by a car as a child and the car was totaled
Why do you edit out the face cam when your yelling??
??
You're*
its better that way
He doesn't want to get memed
+Jonathan Fisher you're = you are dumbass
Hey what's up guys Scarce here and today FaZe Jev bring back the demigod requis and that's fucking insane. Like I wouldn't fuck with him he's so scary like it's crazy. Let me know in the comments what you think like I can't it's so crazy I'm done talking about this monster that's all for today guys I'm Scarce peace."
4:50 8 seconds is actually the fastest knockout-out of mike tyson too
4:45 is the funniest part of the video! 😂😂😂
These Requis UFC videos never fail to make me laugh.
First fight was just like Miocic latest fight
JEV MAKE A HAIR TUTORIAL
Is that you kimbo slice
+SippinonMickeys chillllll
ya basically if kimbo was gud at wht he did
+Aashish Pattani the gods decided to revive kimbo as a demigod
letting requis fight is like letting whis fight krillin...or yamcha
That couldn't have been a better comparison
W E A B O O
this video was so lit 🔥🔥
Lit like a left tit
Lmao it’s been 5 years and I still cannot get over the “BOOM BOOM BOOM HES DEAD!”
I love it how he gets into it and makes it so fucking entertaining to watch, good shit man
You knocked out Tyson in 8 seconds and his fastest knockout in his career is 8 seconds
His fastest getting knocked out is now 8 seconds😂😝
fastest time*
you need to do a god of war playthrough.... please
What do you mean.He IS playing god of war.Can you not see him punching adults into childhood?
@@hisir4674 W
Requis has been to mars..... Thats why theres no sign of life
when chuck norris does push ups he moves the whole earth.
WHEN REQUIS DOES PUSH UPS HE MOVES THE WHOLE ENTIRE EXISTINCE OF *EVERYTHING*
FI FI FO FUM REQUISE WILL KICK U IN THE BUM
hahaha nice, but you spelled requis wrong
+Tris Parker i noticed but i was lazy😂😂😂
i thought it was fee fie foe fum
+ItsVortex u know wat i mean lol
+The Fancy Zebra no no no, I'm lazy.
BOOOM! BOOM!................. BOOOM! SON SIT DOWN
JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER, REQUIS CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND
"Cherry flavor"
i cant im crying from laughter
Forgot to put headphones in and my mom was very curious to see what I was watching
🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
The docter didn't decide when REQUIS would be born,REQUIS decided to be born.
*when to
Doctor*
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Requis is strong enough to bring herembe back to life
THE PATENTED OVERHAND RIGHT!
I LOST IT AT THE 8 SECOND WIN AGAINST TYSON THAT GOT ME WEAK
That knockout at 3:00 LMAO😂😂
I laughed so hard every time the reff said oww for every hit requis did to his victims.
As most of you will of heard that Kimbo Slice died recently, it has only just hit me that Requis (The demi god) looks like him
Who else got that NOTFICATION?!
not me ^.^
yes
DADDYDDDDYYYYYYYYY
when he uploaded
it said faze jev new from dpj I'm like wtf
he gets so fucking hype haha
Lmao, that is one reason for people to watch it, this vídeos are so funny really lol
REQUIS counted to infinity, twice.
When Requis punches someone he sends them flying through 4 parallel universes at super sonic speeds
4:52 pretty sure Requis fixed Mike Tyson's lisp
Wow Jev..I agree that Requis would murder Ares...but If you ask me Kratos may be the ONLY one who can stand in his way....Wait...Requis looks like Kratos.....There are only 2 options....Requis is Kratos reincarnated or Kratos is Requis's ancestor...that would make sense since Requis is a badass.
Ares*
+Nicholas Dibble what are you correcting?
+Nicholas Dibble Aries* stupid ass
+Chain ツ Its Ares...
+Ben Salis i swear when i was on my tablet it said aries but not on my phone weird
Why tf is mike Tyson in a ufc game?
Mike Tyson was a MMA legend
+LagIsReal Then Requis came in..
Mike Tyson is a boxing legend. he has zero UFC/MMA experience whatsoever
They like to add legendary fighters of all types to the games. Bruce Lee is also in the game but never did anything like UFC. Also the UFC games have had a history of adding boxing game modes and variants to their games.
The thunder saw requis in a warriors jersey... So they blew the series
Requis is the Chuck Norris on cocaine
Steroids*
Me
Play KSI!
KSI didn’t even actually fight him. He played like a pussy
yoooooo Jev i dont know if im speaking for everyone or just for my POV but this ufc2 series is amazing 💯
Any1 watching after the ksi fight
Yeah, KSI the GOAT
+Jeremiah Jacob 👎🏾
Yeah when he won against logan paul?I saw it
KSI just beat requis
Lol, KSI babied Requis
Ground game FTW
No where near he had to submit he really garbage
+Antonio Walters really dude? It's MMA not boxing even Jev said that KSI won fair and square sooo
+Antonio Walters mate calm down 😂 he won fair and square end of story also English man
+Kaneki Ken Nothing about that was really fair, lol.
Fun fact; throughout his whole work out, Saitama had a poster of Requis on his wall.