I’m a straight cis man entering his 40s who knows almost nothing about any anime but the energy behind this is universal. For these seventeen minutes I felt alive and ripe to be bred.
As a straight cis male that's 2 years from 40 and knows a lot about anime I'm here to tell you, you got the right feeling. You felt exactly how you should have
The looks, the fashion, the deadpan humor, the zingers, those fucking cigarette earrings, I’m obsessed “This man’s entire bloodline would end in my esophagus” I AM SCREAMING
"who needs a healthy relationship when you could be the sex slave of this little fun-sized assassin" for someone who does not desire any kind of relationships, I STILL AGREE✨🤡
@@razberrymist9475Maybe you’re not ace but you’re only into guys that don’t/can’t exist in reality so you might as well be. (I am joking btw, I know the internet well enough to know that I should clarify now.)
9:40 - The Sebastian one is particularly hilarious to me because, although EVERYONE thirsts over the demon butler, and he definitely knows how to use that to his advantage, after reading the manga I'm fairly certain he's actually asexual. Like, there's only been one seduction in the entire story, it is entirely for business, and only happened because a reaper was blocking him from going to the dang library to look up the information that way. On his off time, he'd much prefer to hang out with cats...
Here are some animated men i would sell my body to at a discount, the discount being free because i would never make these fine gentlemen pay for a whore like me 😜
"Are we everything or are we nothing? It doesn't matter when you're getting railed in the void". Stanzi. My love, my life, you just described my sexuality so accurately. Blessed content.
My "I've heard it all, nothing phases me" ass actually had to pause the video at the Kaneki Ken one because "I had to start wearing a diaper so I didn't leave a slug rug" paired with "nothing would satisfy me more than letting this man use my stomach as a dumpster for millions of unborn children" were an unexpected double whammy of things I'd never actually heard before. Horrified, amused, and turned on. Thanks Stanzi!
In the first one, she was trying so hard not to crack. The rest though she has it perfected, not a hint of real emotion for the rest of the video. Well done, Stanzi. I stan forever.
This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life As a fellow women's rights advocate and feminist I too would sell my body at a discount price the discount being free because I would never let these fine gentlemen pay for a @#$%& like me
for my adhd bros, i gotchu 0:01 Levi Ackerman 0:58 Eren Yeager 1:57 Howl Pendragon 2:47 Gojo Saotoru 3:46 Dazai 4:46 Michael Jackson (or as _some_ people like calling him, Muzan Kibutsuji) 5:45 Sukuna 6:42 Ken Kaneki 7:41 Erwin Smith (💥SASAGEYO💥) 8:40 Hatori Sohma 9:35 Sebastian 10:34 Shigure Sohma 11:24 Prince Diamond 12:24 Jean Kirsten 13:24 Joe (mama) 14:24 Cherry Blossom 15:18 Nanami Kento 16:19 Guren Ichinose if i made any mistakes, please tell me so i can completely ignore them 🤗♥️
Stanzi my husband was listening to this video in the background and just told me that if you ever did a full stand up comedy routine he would fly to see it. I have to agree! Thanks for being one of the funniest people to exist here 😂
"id suck on a jellyfish just so he'd have to piss in my mouth" You're done. You're done. I'm so glad there's a compilation of these now! These are my favorite tiktoks for real!! 😂
This is like the exact opposite of what I as an asexual would say / feel like and I'm all here for it you say everything I don't feel yet need to say from time to time thank you for doing the lords work
Oh ty found my fellow brethren that understands my feelings. My eyes were wide fucking open seeing erens body but at the same time the things being said makes me cringe. It really is a wild ride being ace
Are we just gonna forget Kakashi Hatake, Itachi Uchiha and Minato Namikaze? Lets also not forget Roy Mustang . Also the fact that I just watched SK8: The Infinity makes me so happy to see both Joe and Cherry here.
Standing, I absolutely love your mind. You come up with the greatest ideas I have ever heard, seen, or watched. Keep 'em coming and I will keep watching and witching.
I would also 100% become a househusband for Nanami. Lemme give him smooches and domesticity after a long day of slaying curses. Toji Fushiguro from the same series has not been animated yet, but let it be known that once he is, I will go absolutely feral.
I do t like toji and i don't understand the obsession with him by fans, sorry not sorry 😅 Just cuz he is handsome and has a good body don't make me thirst over him, if that was the case then i would like all free cast . NANAMI is the epithome of an ikemen, sexy voice, responsible not like gojo, a sense of respect and mature, the way he handle Himself uffffffffffff .... But our assasine is just that ... He fights .. cool, he is an asshole
I feel so bad for people who watches this and not finishing the shows yet😭 Especially the Erwin one, I started laughing lmaoo I felt so bad for it- I wanted to send this to my friend who just started AOT bc of the Jean one (ofc i do want her to watch the whole thing tho) but i decided not to bc of Erwin 💀
My friends and I just both agreed that if you and Sebastián were to ever encounter each other, you would banter back and forth about 5 times before he's taken aback and smitten.
“Feminism” “women’s rights” & whatever words I can say to get people to back all the way off my back before I make jokes someone will be an uptight bitch about! Love the eye makeup & the deadpanned way with words!!
Dark pasts in anime characters is hot. With real men is like "bish... I don't have enough money for my therapies to release all my baggage, can't take yours too"
“This man’s entire bloodline would end in my esophagus”…😭💀💀
I had to rewind the video because I was laughing so hard 😭😭
Anyone got the timestamp???
@@ramenchan1016 4:12 !
How did I read this EXACTLY as she said it... spooky 😳
IM SCREAMING!!😂😂😂😂
The fact that she started the first one with "feminism, women's rights" absolutely makes me *deceased* 😭😭😭😭
The emotion and passion in her voice makes it all the better.
U doin good in eldia?
WHAT EMOTION 😭
This.
*lack of*
@@Scuffed_Mage right😭
I’m a straight cis man entering his 40s who knows almost nothing about any anime but the energy behind this is universal. For these seventeen minutes I felt alive and ripe to be bred.
Ripe to be bred💀🤣
As a straight cis male that's 2 years from 40 and knows a lot about anime
I'm here to tell you, you got the right feeling. You felt exactly how you should have
so basically, your submissive and breedable?
LMFAO
thE LAST SENTENCE I’M WHEEZING but same-
This is the definition of "I see You are a Woman of culture" meme
exactly
Ikr😩💅🏻✌️
Yas
She has no right looking like a goddess while speaking things from the darkest parts of my mind
I agree
she makes me question my sexuality
Agreed one hundred percent
"I'm a lady in the streets, a Yeagerist in the sheets" Well said words.
Im a Yeagerist PERIODT😭😭😭
Changing my insta bio to this
Which anime?
@@ratnanarkhede3424 boku no pico
@@yareyare-j8m 🤣🤣🤣 stop you gone scare her
The looks, the fashion, the deadpan humor, the zingers, those fucking cigarette earrings, I’m obsessed
“This man’s entire bloodline would end in my esophagus” I AM SCREAMING
Not enough people are talking about how marvelous her eye makeup is. I'm sorry I just have to say, that makeup is ART.
Trueeee I was searching for this!! Green and pink doesn't look good together to me but she did it!!! In the second on I think 😭👍👍
Yeah! I really liked the chain over the lids in the Dazai video
Art is a explosion!
Righttt I love the color and dimension sm
But those ciggie earrings tho
"He's scary in a fun and sexy way." is really just the underlying thesis for all of these
"Are there only three holes? Can we make a fourth one?" had me wheezing
.... Me too please petition for a fourth hole we can do it ladies
I mean, he's Howl Pendragon. He can probably just put one on his magic door wheel.
@@shindarene6900 youre really close to finding out what sounding is
@@sarawael8993 rip i looked it up
@@crunchylettucecat6719 my condolences
“this Victorian era My Chemical Romance praying mantis” STOP that’s so good 😂
"who needs a healthy relationship when you could be the sex slave of this little fun-sized assassin" for someone who does not desire any kind of relationships, I STILL AGREE✨🤡
Fr same why does asexual me enjoy this so much
Same! I feel so called out by this series like AUGH.
@@razberrymist9475Maybe you’re not ace but you’re only into guys that don’t/can’t exist in reality so you might as well be. (I am joking btw, I know the internet well enough to know that I should clarify now.)
Feitan. That's my "fun-sized assassin" of choice. And there is essentially no chance of a healthy relationship 😅
9:40 - The Sebastian one is particularly hilarious to me because, although EVERYONE thirsts over the demon butler, and he definitely knows how to use that to his advantage, after reading the manga I'm fairly certain he's actually asexual. Like, there's only been one seduction in the entire story, it is entirely for business, and only happened because a reaper was blocking him from going to the dang library to look up the information that way. On his off time, he'd much prefer to hang out with cats...
As an asexual myself, I fully headcanon this demon as also asexual lmfao
As far as humans are concerned, he's certainly asexual. Why would you want to fuck your food?
I'm... Actually okay with this, I love it even, I'll add this to my headcanon list xD
He did it with the circus lady in book of circus as well. Wasn't needed either.
Ngl I'm not aroace myself but aroace-coded anime characters are always the fucking best and I can totally see Sebastian as that
Feminism... Women's Rights...
... now that that's out of the way😌
Here are some animated men i would sell my body to at a discount, the discount being free because i would never make these fine gentlemen pay for a whore like me 😜
LMAOOOO
Who she
Non existent when it comes to fictiomal men sis 😙
"Are we everything or are we nothing? It doesn't matter when you're getting railed in the void". Stanzi. My love, my life, you just described my sexuality so accurately. Blessed content.
nobody can resist the gojussy 😔
SHE CALLED HOWL A ✨RENNAISANCE TWINKIE✨ IM DONE I-
okay but did she lie tho?
look at him and his mysterious bath soaps
did she lie? _did she lie_ ? did she liiiiieeee ✨
Same 😂😂😂
_Is she wrong, though?_
More or less accurate for the book, EXTREMELY accurate for the movie
“Call me dirt on a farm, because Im looking to get plowed and planted with seed.”
- Stanzi Potenza, thirsty
This series is just immaculate.
Stanzi is immaculate
So is this list. Except she missed a couple.
Howl Pendragon being described as a "garden himbo 3000" got me 🤣💀
You are literally my own personal curation of my kind of humour because all your different series make me cackle harder than a hyena at night.
Same! "Is there a 4th hole? Can we make another?" Poetry. She spoke to my soul, and also inspired soooo many disturbing questions🥹
My "I've heard it all, nothing phases me" ass actually had to pause the video at the Kaneki Ken one because "I had to start wearing a diaper so I didn't leave a slug rug" paired with "nothing would satisfy me more than letting this man use my stomach as a dumpster for millions of unborn children" were an unexpected double whammy of things I'd never actually heard before. Horrified, amused, and turned on. Thanks Stanzi!
11/10:
Comedy ✨
Delivery ✨
Creativity ✨
Style ✨
Makeup ✨
We're so lucky 💖✨
Don’t forget the impeccable taste
The fact that it's all completely deadpan while she makes direct eye contact with the camera makes it so much better lol
I was hoping Levi would appear. The joy when he did, immediately, as he should. My lesbianism gives him the hardest exception, Levi has no bounds.
He's mine 😫✋
@@SanteezArmy get in line. im fishing for him for 5 years.
you take levi ill take howel
@Donald Mahoney You can have both, I'd rather get Erwin and Nanami
@@julio_is_coolio you have them, i'll have reiner (didn't show up in this video but she did one on him)
In the first one, she was trying so hard not to crack. The rest though she has it perfected, not a hint of real emotion for the rest of the video. Well done, Stanzi. I stan forever.
The fact that Stanzi deadpans literally every one of those lines is just fucking art
I came back here again, and my mouth was still fully wide open the entire 17 minutes, she is a legend, i wish she continued this series
I don't know who any of these guys are, but I am still watching the whole thing because you are hilarious
When you know all of them :
What am I doing with my life 😔
same
@@kinzey8 ugh same 😩
@@kinzey8 honestly I feel called out because not going to lie this is exactly what the inside of my head sounds like.
Tbh, it's kind of a good thing that you dunno who these peoples are. It means you haven't fallen into the "hot anime dudes" part of the internet yet
"I'm a lady in the streets, a Jaegerist in the sheets." - Stanzi, 2021
I'm actually considering this as my yearbook quote ngl
The fact she is able to keep a straight face while doing this is..
It would honestly be the end for her if she played Genshin
DUDE 😭 YOU'RE NOT WRONG BUT I DUNNO IF YOU SHOULD SAY IT
oh dear
Too many animated men who you’d sell your body for 😂😩
lol I was thinking the same
bro when itto was released, i literally got articles recommended to me in google about fans going nuts over him (so much twitter art ☠️)
"don't worry Erwin you might have not made it to erens basement but I'd love you to introduce you to mine " IM SCREAMAAKAHAHWHHWJWABBAWU
Sniff... Yeah, but like ALL HE WANTED WAS TO MAKE IT TO ERENS BASEMENT TO GET THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF HIS QUESTIONSSSSS 😭😭😭
HELPPPPP
This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life
As a fellow women's rights advocate and feminist I too would sell my body at a discount price the discount being free because I would never let these fine gentlemen pay for a @#$%& like me
Finally some quality content for the women of culture. We've been starving.
I’m a man and I still would want all of them to destroy my bussy
I'm so happy Erwin is here. His sexiness is underrated, only true wh0res know 😌👌
🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
Ikr, because I'm a big wh0re too
I don't know any of these guys but I watch this series regiously because you're freaking hilarious
Same
Yes. This is my kind of religion lol
for my adhd bros, i gotchu
0:01 Levi Ackerman
0:58 Eren Yeager
1:57 Howl Pendragon
2:47 Gojo Saotoru
3:46 Dazai
4:46 Michael Jackson (or as _some_ people like calling him, Muzan Kibutsuji)
5:45 Sukuna
6:42 Ken Kaneki
7:41 Erwin Smith (💥SASAGEYO💥)
8:40 Hatori Sohma
9:35 Sebastian
10:34 Shigure Sohma
11:24 Prince Diamond
12:24 Jean Kirsten
13:24 Joe (mama)
14:24 Cherry Blossom
15:18 Nanami Kento
16:19 Guren Ichinose
if i made any mistakes, please tell me so i can completely ignore them 🤗♥️
Thanks, your a lifesaver. 😅
im in love with these series honestly.
ME TOO! I love it with everything in me👹!
Stanzi my husband was listening to this video in the background and just told me that if you ever did a full stand up comedy routine he would fly to see it. I have to agree! Thanks for being one of the funniest people to exist here 😂
"toxicity level is intensely terrifying and deeply arousing"...say no more
I’m asexual and I agree with this video wholeheartedly.. is this what people mean by living vicariously??
real life sex like repulses me sm but like in fiction it's like a whole different story LOLOL
also asexual and yes, the answer is yes
So impressed that you single handedly did what the GOP's been trying to do for decades - you got women's rights out of the way early.
"He'll keep the same energy charging into your organs as he did charging to his death" 😭😭😭 NOOOO
The elevator music is the best part of the series
I swear I recognize it from somewhere but I just can't place it
@@OldKingBone Any elevator, maybe?
@@OldKingBone 🤣
Phone call perhaps
@@OldKingBone jenna marbles?
"Step on my neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch" I'm wheezinG
The way she matches her outfits and makeup to the men she is talking about ouff. 💀. This is my favourite video on the internet.
I’m not sure if I want to cry tears of blood or laugh until my lungs explode
"id suck on a jellyfish just so he'd have to piss in my mouth"
You're done. You're done.
I'm so glad there's a compilation of these now! These are my favorite tiktoks for real!! 😂
"With more baggage than you can legally bring on an air plane..." You're killing me! This whole thing had me almost cry from laughing so hard! 🤣😂
“What are you doing step cursed spirit” i’m dead😭
Women parodizing their own desire is my new favorite genre
“Humbly suffocate on this man Pee-hee-nis”
This had me ugly Laughing
WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PEE-HEE-NIS 😭😭
the emotionless voice but the absolute passion in the words is just
*MWAH* BEAUTIFUL
When she called Levi Ackerman a "lil fruitcake", I knew I had stumbled on gold
This is like the exact opposite of what I as an asexual would say / feel like and I'm all here for it
you say everything I don't feel yet need to say from time to time
thank you for doing the lords work
Dude, same, it's even funnier to wonder how is it relatable and somewhat disgusting at the same time😂 - a fellow ace
Oh ty found my fellow brethren that understands my feelings. My eyes were wide fucking open seeing erens body but at the same time the things being said makes me cringe. It really is a wild ride being ace
right! lmao
As a greysexual, the fact that a person can thirst like that for another still boggles my mind.
I'm asexual but anime characters make me feel invalid 😭😂
The best thing about this is that it's basically a montage of amazing outfits and make up
im just wondering how she wasn't dying of laughter-
*istg how can one person be my level of chaos and dirty jokes.*
"victorian era my chemical romance praying mantis" somehow fits Sebastian
Please please please never stop this series
Stanzi you didn’t have go that hard on Erwin Smith. I just imagine the horrified expressions if these guys could react to this.
Someone should send these to the VAs hahaha
"I would expect Chlamydia from this man as if it were an early birthday present" best line ever
Was lookinhg for this
I made a mistake when I thought I could continue drinking my coffee while watching this lmaaoo
"I don't have throat cancer do I?" Got me gasping for air.
My brother literally asked me how I was going to cleanse myself after he overheard me watching this 😂
I'll cleanse myself by watching more in 2022
I think we also appreciate her flawless makeup in every video
I'm almost as dead from this segment compilation as my body would be if I allowed Sesshoumaru's sharp claws to rip through my entire body.
This is actually hilarious 🤣🤣
I'm so glad to see other women owning their thirst for 2D guys
“Garden himbo 3000’ has got to be the best goddamn thing I’ve heard all day
I need a girls version of this. Your deadpan face and tone never fails to make us laugh
Saya Otonashi, Himoko Toga and Yuno Gasai are the girls on my list. 😂
Are we just gonna forget Kakashi Hatake, Itachi Uchiha and Minato Namikaze? Lets also not forget Roy Mustang .
Also the fact that I just watched SK8: The Infinity makes me so happy to see both Joe and Cherry here.
Omg Kakashi, please!!
The fact that she inaugurated this respected segment with Heichou Levi 🛐
Standing, I absolutely love your mind. You come up with the greatest ideas I have ever heard, seen, or watched. Keep 'em coming and I will keep watching and witching.
I would also 100% become a househusband for Nanami. Lemme give him smooches and domesticity after a long day of slaying curses.
Toji Fushiguro from the same series has not been animated yet, but let it be known that once he is, I will go absolutely feral.
Gay
@@2spooky4tim45 Good observation there. You want a prize?
I do t like toji and i don't understand the obsession with him by fans, sorry not sorry 😅
Just cuz he is handsome and has a good body don't make me thirst over him, if that was the case then i would like all free cast .
NANAMI is the epithome of an ikemen, sexy voice, responsible not like gojo, a sense of respect and mature, the way he handle Himself uffffffffffff ....
But our assasine is just that ... He fights .. cool, he is an asshole
@@AyAReI00 Oh I definitely wouldn’t date Toji in real life or anything. He IS an ass. But I think he's a really interesting character.
LINKEDIN DADDY LOL! HAHAAH i love your humor and i love this series, so many of my hubby here hahaha
3
thank you!
still can't get over the fact that Muzan is here too 😭
Thanks for sauce
Can someone tell me which anime prince diamond is from?
Thank you so much!!
I think I just laughed myself out of an oncoming depression. Thank you, auntie Stan.
This is by far my favourite series as of right now
Close second is the Auntie Stan’s advice for children of divorced
Or maybe breaking news
why does it sound like you're trying to sell me these men😂
“There’s no way this man’s co** doesn’t taste like skittles”
Me eating skittles while watching this: she’s totally right.
Timestamp??
I feel so bad for people who watches this and not finishing the shows yet😭
Especially the Erwin one, I started laughing lmaoo I felt so bad for it-
I wanted to send this to my friend who just started AOT bc of the Jean one (ofc i do want her to watch the whole thing tho) but i decided not to bc of Erwin 💀
The fact that I know every single one of those characters and all I can say is
…you couldn’t be more right in your description
WE NEED A WOMEN ONE
I spent most of the time being both equally concerned and laughing
Legit couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard hahaha had a tough day, this hilarity salvaged it
When it came to Jean it was all horse puns. I can’t - 😂
I died too. It's ok 😂💀
I like how she adds the soft piano music for depth.
Boys take notes, *this* is how you Simp.
This is so out of pocket and I'm loving every minute of it lmfao!!!
My friends and I just both agreed that if you and Sebastián were to ever encounter each other, you would banter back and forth about 5 times before he's taken aback and smitten.
"Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch" made me SHRIEK
“Feminism” “women’s rights” & whatever words I can say to get people to back all the way off my back before I make jokes someone will be an uptight bitch about! Love the eye makeup & the deadpanned way with words!!
There were genuine tears streaming down my face while I watched this it was so funny. Also 100% agree with the selections lol
I froze quickly when she mentioned Vore, and I was no good once she got on the topic of Muzan- 🤣
@@cadencemhewett7859 Absolutely lol
she sounds like a newscaster, i love it
*polite golf clap*
Ah, I see you too are a woman of culture 😌
(I genuinely think I hurt myself laughing too hard. But also same.)
"I don't have all the time in the world to explain to my therapist what a vore is"
BESTIE I CAN'T I-
Dark pasts in anime characters is hot. With real men is like "bish... I don't have enough money for my therapies to release all my baggage, can't take yours too"
The names, THAT NAMES. AND THE FUCKING DONE! OMG! I swear you are too perfect.