I like how they almost convinced themselves they were dead until they realised they have Twitter
@Tha tOne Slightly Dysfunctional Person _zooms to Shane slowly shaking his head_
*At this moment, our audio recorder picked up something that sounded like a voice*
*”I didn’t poop myself”*
4:32
Ryan: I’m sorry it’s so disrespectful!
Shane: so disrespectful!
*continues laughing and wheezing*
And Shane laughing til he is crying LMAOOOO!!!! I love these two so much! They're such an amazing team!
Then like getting half offended we'd mention it's disrespectful. Like yeah no you're right we're in the wrong, Shane. Lol
“So disrespectful”
*laughs with tears streaming down face*
“wE KNOW ITS DISRESPECTFUL OKAY”
Honestly the fact that the ghost wouldn’t let Ryan say Shane’s name makes me even more convinced that Shane is a demon
Wait what if the ghost don’t say their names what if they say Shane’s last body’s name if Shane is a demon and holds in someone’s body maybe when the body dies the ghost will start saying Shane
Well no wonder why Shane is not scared of ghost and demons he disrespects every single ghost and demon.
i love how they laughed for like 5 minutes about the guy dying at the piano. they were both red in the face and shane was literally crying
Well it is kind of funny. Just after the person died finishing playing the piano and then people were just clapping and he isn't even moving but the viewers doesnt have any idea😂👏👏
Oh woow... You just pointed out the fuckin obvious shit we all seen aleady fuckin moron
I'm rya- *interrupted*
I'm rya- *interrupted*
I'm RY- *interrupted*
I think they're getting trolled by a ghost
Ryan: *presumes he died in a car accident*
Shane: *presumes he died by avocado*
Ryan’s really out here asking them to speak and then says “WILL YOU SHUT UP” 😂😂😂😂
I was reading this comment and when I came near the words "shut up", a character from a movie that my brother was watching said shut up too😂😂😂
@ArtaXerxes I'm alive... If that counts... But the question is, at what cost?
@@zoromarimo-dn5ql damn bro, watching a TH-cam video, reading multiple comments, WRITING a comment, and watching another whole movie?
"you think he pooped himself?"
*wheeze*
"this performance is very avant garde"
"Singing in two voices" is actually a thing. It's called polyphonic overtone singing, where the singer manipulates their singing to sing two notes at once. it's pretty cool.
Yes, I’m glad someone mentioned this! Polyphonic singing is not common and so cool to hear someone who does it.
Ryan: *gets dragged across the room viciously*
Shane: Ryan u good? It’s windy as hell in here
Nothing to see here just being “dragged” across the room by a demonic entity
shane’s scared of avocados but yells at demons with no fear
Thats because Avocados are real. Demons and ghosts are not. Shaniacs forever!
well if you think about it, he doesn't believe in ghosts, but he DOES however, believe in avocados
I can just imagine the ghost of Jesse just standing there, waiting to haunt while Shane and Ryan are laughing it up
He's probably teary eyed because these lads is laughing because of him lmao
Shane and Ryan: *laughing to tears about how the ghost died while playing the piano and possibly shitting himself*
the ghost watching: they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just cant get into it because they would never understand-
*Shane:* "Ryan's mind is his greatest enemy."
*Also Shane:* "One time I imagined myself choking on an avocado and now I'm terrified of avocados."
Hilarious that Ryan's recounting like a real near miss, almost-died, dangerous experience. And then Shane's just like "one time I thought too hard about the fact that choking is a thing that can happen so I know exactly where you're coming from buddy"
i want to be a ghost in one of these houses purely to shout 'never gonna give you up' into the spirit box.
you could call it a dead meme.
self care is laughing until you cry after disrespecting the spirits of the house you’re ghost hunting and then making the viewers cry too
Ghost: They always ask, who are you? But they never ask, how are you?
I would make that my life mission to ask a spirit that, should I ever do something like this...
Shane yells/groans every time the spirit box turns on because he’s worried he’ll be revealed for the real demon he is
@@halatiny6537 nah some people probably believe that about him because of the way this generation is so like u should expect people to ask
@@sarkarpianist5540 where crazy AWSOOOASGWDGGGGBAGGAMWSAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHHH
Shane: I fear no man, but that...thing...
**Picture of an Avocado**
Shane: *_It scares me._*
Every House-plant Lover Ever: DO NOT! PUT! PLANTS! IN CORNERS! THERE IS NOT ENOUGH LIGHT FOR THEM!!!
The owners of Villa Montezuma: Nah it's cause of ghosts.
But if it’s a corner of two windows mine have been there for awhile and they don’t die
It's not a literal corner, its part of a back room and also a portion of the backyard as well, that is said to have all plants die - including grass.
@@hails.bells99 maybe the soil was just not suitable for growing plants
mood: shane and ryan laughing at the guy’s death, saying “stop it’s disrespectful”, and continuing to laugh
Ghost: (Probably threatening to kill shane because of his disrespect)
Shane: Grilled chese, what?
Somewhen in the past, in one of Mallon’s seances:
*in a distorted faint voice* Hey im Ryan this is Shane...
Ok, but what if it was actually the past speaking to the presents through a seance??
When Shane answered “What year?” With “2018.” It sounded like the voice said “Amazing.”
That one depressed person ಥ ͜ʖಥ that was really good you gave me a good laugh with that lmao
“how did shane die?”
“oh he just choked on an avocado pit”
KSKWKDOSO
nct bomb okay but am I the only one who thinks that Shane would actually die from something silly like that 😂
When he said that it reminded me of COCO. CHORIZO! What would they call him AVOCADO!
That reminds me of one my family friends who *actually* choked on an avocado pit haha
my theory is that the people who have owned the house overtime end up in financial ruin because they’re so bad with their money that they bought a massive villa without the means to maintain it
if they can afford the construction , the maintenance of the property would not be nearly as much as it is for us these days. more money would probably be spent on his food, drink, luxury items, etc. the quality of the materials used to build them and especially with this house, was extremely high and would be much less intense to maintain like modern materials which wear and fail very easily
no one gonna talk about how they laughed till they were tearing up?😂😂😂😂😂
I had tears in my eyes too like omg
And just the fact that Shane actually was crying from laughter 😂😂😂😂
Jesus that laughing fit had me on the floor I'm legit crying because of laughing too much
Michelle Quinn Well it's at 858 right now, so it looks like you may as well like it since a couple hundred people already ruined it for you 😂
ryan: **head turns backwards, eyes rolled in the back of his head while saying a demonic chant**
shane: don't be so over-dramatic lol
the only thing rarer than Ryan finding solid proof of a ghost is a comment section without this exact joke in it
shane: i did have a dummy for a while
huh that explains puppet history then
WAIT WHAT IF SHANE WAS THE GENIE THAT MADE THE PUPPET INTO A PUPPET?!?!
When you see a new Unsolved episode, you stop what you're doing and watch it.
I was in the middle of a R6 game and left it when I saw that a new episode was up
i love how ryan is losing patience with ghosts that dont make an effort to show up lmao
Them laughing in the beginning is literally one of the best Unsolved moments to date. It never fails to get me laughing as hard as they are every time I watch it.
shane: hey jesse do you poop your pants
jesse, from the spirit box: *uh yeah sometimes*
Watching Shane and Ryan laugh at someone who died playing the piano is excellent
One episode, I want Shane to trick Ryan by bringing him to a normal building and telling him it’s haunted, just to see how gullible he is.
I like how we all collectively agree that Shane is a demon that was sent to protect Ryan.
@@atheanafox9039 my childhood friend was a demon. I’ll always miss old Nizguroth, he got me through some hard times growing up.
Shane owning a Dummy makes a lot of sense.
And explains his weird obsession with The Hot Dogga..
Two men casually laughing so hard they are crying in a haunted place.
Ghosts and demons: screw your disrespectful lungs!
Edit: Thank you so much for these likes!
“You’re never gonna see us again”
Old man’s ghost: “That’s the point.”
Literally, every episode:
Ryan: ...are ghost real?
Shane: *shakes his head*
MarvLNs 15 people who don't believe in ghost can't get hurt by them even though they know their real
U need to be a fool to think we are alone in this world I mean we even have haunted places here in New york
these are honestly videos you can watch at 3am without getting scared just because of the two hosts.
it was my first time seeing shane laugh so hard he had literal tears coming out of his eyes that made me feel some typa happy way LMAOOOOO
I love how they have changed and now bully and provoke the spirits.
I wish I knew when and where they were doing this so I could say "hey there little momma let me whisper in your ear" and then for Shane to say wow it's really windy
People are saying give the cameraman an award for not being scared *shitless*
but he should really get the reward for not laughing himself *shitless* at "d o y o u t h I n k h e p o o p e d h I m s e l f"
The best shitless award goes to..... SHANE AND RYANS CAMERA PERSON
He was probably laughing so hard that it was silent and we didn't hear him. XD
" *Secret* " *Rooms* , were actually commonly used by *servants* , so they wouldn't be seen, especially by guests.
Hence why the rooms they lead to are usually the servants quarters, the kitchen, a separate living arrangement - etc.
Ryan: *"ArE GhHoStz ReAl?"*
*Zooms To Shane*
Shane: *Shakes Head Slowly*
Edit:Wow!..I didn't even remember commenting on this video and it got 4k+ likes?..Thanks for reminding me..I guess
Ryan: What if I died in that car accident?
Shane: What if I died from sneezing while I was chewing on that avocado pit?
Ryan: "You're not gonna even help me carry this tripod out?"
Shane *in the distance* : No!
Ryan *whispering* : ...Unbelievable...
Ryan having a genuine moment of reflection, imagining what it would’ve been like if he’d died in a car accident, only to have a Shane bulldoze through with, “One time, I cut up an avocado..” Never change, boys.
smh they're so disrespectful
*_laughs along with them_*
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what if when they come back to do another supernatural series and are on an investigation, a demon says, “hey there, bois. it’s me, ya demon.”
Mood: wanting to die and become a spirit to haunt a building and wait for Ryan and Shane to find me.
yo nice skirt gotta get one hell of a rep for the ghoul boys go to see you tho
Giving Shane a good ole kick in the nut sack just for him to say “oooh that was quite the gust of wind.”
“Ohhh he’s really letting it sizzle” lmao
"this is so disrespectful" _proceeds to continue WHEEZING_ if that ain't me
Idk about anyone else but I’m having a blast thru quarantine. Just binging on unsolved ;)
Allison Lara omg thank you all my friends are freaking out and angry at me that I’m loving it so much😂😂
I watched all the episodes and postmortems in order 😂 now I'm back on just whatever ep I feel lol
Shane: meatballs?
Ghost: you would know
THEY KNOW ABOUT THE *SPAGHETTI*
Fukin APPLE TATERS mate xD I WATCHED THAT VIDEO before this one and i was like omg! what are they talking about rofl xD maybe those are the things they want as an offering ROFL
Buzzfeed unsolved - supernatural: episode 3, season 105. Shane and Ryan are long gone, and the new hosts of the show are back to investigate at the abandoned building of the former buzzfeed office.
The room is dark. One of the hosts pulls out the spirit box as the other rolls his eyes and cracks a few jokes. It turns on, and loud, white, noise fills the room.
“How did you die?”
There’s a pause.
“The avocado” is heard, loud and clear coming from the spirit box.
A few more jokes are made, this time food related.
Little did they know that this would be the proof of the spirits residing in the old buzzfeed office, for former host, Shane Madej, did in fact brutally choke to death on an avocado pit in a dramatic guacamole-making accident years earlier.
(I couldn’t help but read the last part in Ryan’s voice as I was writing.)
I like how Ryan's a lot more chilled, and doesn't freak out as much as before, because he never goofed around this much before. i guess 4 seasons of no ghosts does this to people xD still love you guys though!
Maybe he was just more fascinated by the house and glass art with famous people. Also the poop joke might have made the atmosphere more chill for him.
you’re right,Shane wouldn’t say “this is a blast” when walking into a fire,,,,
*he’d say it’s lit*
...I’ll see my way out...
Shane would say "this is a blast"
When Shane when walking into a explosion
10:35
Shane: "We are friendly and understanding. Just two nice guys."
Goatman, from somewhere in the aether: "Don't listen to them, Jesse! The tall, gangly one with the big head mocked and bullied me, and then stole my bridge from me and danced around on it like a lunatic!"
Man, forget the Shyan fics. Someone write me a story all about the ghosts' and demons' post-Shane emotional support group.
I came back to this video to rewatch the part where Ryan and Shane died laughing at the man who died playing piano and I literally could not breathe because I laughed so hard for 10 minutes
ғuňţċѧsє ţuċҡғѧяԀ ???ok? Chill, let people live their lives, enjoy themselves, and share experiences
Avocados and random heroine pricks are what nightmares are made of.
Amazing.
Shane Alexander Madej, 32 years old,
Ryan Steven Bergara, 28 years old
Laughing.
At a poop joke.
#boogara
Lol I was about to comment that but then I decided to come searching through the comments to make sure nobody else said it already
I would say Shane and Ryan are the most qualified to play Phasmophobia since they did it for real.
*wheezes* "this is so disrespectful" *continues wheezing*
the ghostbusters had a son --- Ryan Bregara
the mythbusters had a son --- Shane Madej
The background music gradually rising in pitch is what makes me scared.
I just watch it on really low volume to make sure that doesn't happen
With buzzfeed unsolved you know at the peak of the music nothing happens. it’s one of the things that now makes me able to ignore a backtrack in a creepy setting.
I love how even though Shane is a sceptic he still encourages Ryan and contributes to everything.
Shane wants to believe. He mentioned it in the Voodoo episode. He just can't bring himself to believe without concrete undeniable proof (clear, full sentences heard by him, hearing music/very clear footsteps that is impossible) I imagine he won't believe until he has something happen to himself that cannot be explained through typical logic. He's more agnostic about it than anything
*Ryan thinks for a few seconds he's dead*
*Shane does too*
*Most logical explanation for not being dead: Shane "i mean we do tweet a lot"*
I like this show cuz it doesn’t put random jump scares that scare the hell out of me
it only does that sometimes and they aren’t even particularly scary. ive only seen two so far and one of them was just a crawling shadow coming at the screen fast.
In the rolling hills asylum one they had a jump scare with shadows crawling towards you then popping up it scared the crap out of me shadows will forever haunt me 😐
Shane:”think we’re gonna have a fun time?”
Ryan:”No”
Few minutes later: laughing so hard that there crying
Of course Shane isn't gonna say it's a blast going into a burning building.
He'd say "It's lit, fam."
Old Ryan:*would never want to get locked in a room alone*
New Ryan: kAwABunGa It iS
We just gonna ignore the fact that Shane is afraid of avocados? 😂
Trinity Perkins avocados and accidentally getting addicted to heroin.
Honestly that house is so beautiful.
When Ryan was like “Are you here right now Jesse?” I had my earphones in and I heard music and I was like jeez that makes it creepy I pause it and I can still hear the music... then I realised it was an ice cream truck going past my house
When Shane was telling Jesse to sing, I could just imagine the “SING FOR ME!” From Phantom of the Opera
I was actually thinking this was very phantom-esque; the ventriloquist thing, the vocal range, etc
They are in a haunted house and what they have to talk about is " you close the door when you pee alone?"
Ryan to Shane: I didn't realize you were so into ventriloquism
Puppet history: *Allow me to introduce myself*
If you watch the entirety of the series here with a close enough eye, you'll catch the moments where Shane is inspired for puppet history in a couple other things
I really want Shane to say “what up demons it’s yah boi” in every episode
Yes we know molly. You say that in the comments section of every episode they post and get hundreds of likes. Do you feel better about yourself?
i feel threatened when ryan isn’t scared and becomes ricky goldsworth and that’s the tea
Random person :hey Shane what’s ur worst fear
Shane: avocados 🥑
Random person: walks away*
What random person just walks up to someone and asks them what there worst fears is? lmao
Ryan: "why can't i capture good evidence of ghosts? Why don't they show themselves?"
Also Ryan: *laughs half to death about how they died and conspires if they shat themselves*
When Shane said it was 2018, it sounded like the voice on the spirit box then said “unbelievable”
I would like to meet that passionate guy if he was only alive, he seems like a _fine gentlemen_
These guys are really brave
Shane: Not afraid to confront them
Ryan: Loves the spirt box
And the most fearless of all...
The cameraman
Ryan :"as parts of our on going investigation. Are ghost real ?"
Me: *waits for shane to shake his head *
*Shane shakes his head*
Me:*smiles *
Can we appreciate these two grown men laughing themselves to tears at a poop joke? This is a perfect representation of the level of humor this show contains. Absolutely iconic.
boys will be boys
Iconic poop jokes
it's such contagious laughter too, i ended up laughing myself to tears along with them! i think it was shane's "whoa this is really avante-garde" comment that did me in
this moment was truly them at their best, I love it
In all honesty it makes it fking hilarious