“The French never retreated. They always advance, but sometimes they advance in the wrong direction.” -Some funny French quote that I saw on the video Edit: thanks for 100 likes by the way, I found the quote from the TH-camr called tank fish
@@yokerparkk244 The reason WW1 started is because Serbians killed the soon to be Austria-Hungary leader; Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, so that’s how WW1 started
@@azertvd6153Yeah, I don’t know why they make this joke just because France surrender in WW2, but they don’t know that France is the country who win the most battles in the world.
As a Romanian, I can confirm that we all drive metallic orange faded Bugatti Chirons with an animatronic Andrew Tate head that shouts "Breath Air" instead of a car horn
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Was your country in this video? 👇
yes and im first
@@SJ-xc3le so is mine ☻
No bro 😢 BANGLADESH
Thanks for like Taiwan!
Yes🇮🇹
“How countries tune their cars”
“Dubai”
Average American💀
Is something wrong? I don't get it 🤨
idk why my comments keep getting deleted
alright the other comment got deleted by yt as well, but you should see them in your notifications anyway
@@BeamngShorts Dubai is a city
@@BeamngShorts yes it’s a Emirate in the uae it’s not a country
"Actually I love Taiwan!"
**Car gets blowed up by a tank from WW2**
the hilarious thing is that in china you would actually get set to jail if you modified your car in any way
actually no, thats the chinese type 99 mbt, it was introduced in the late 1980, it is now the main chinese 3rd generation tank.
tiger I tank
@@jessicaikang4154 no it isnt
You really got me there pal! You could say china is like OHIO.
Finnaly Russia Lada survived 💀
oi oi oi
Россию не победииь
Lze porazit @@user-cq5hp4wb3t
@@user-cq5hp4wb3t sure buddy
"Actually, I love Taiwan" Starts a war.
Starts a hyperwar
Taiwanese here😂
The Japan really got me 💀
Me too
Ayo where power going with kobeni?
@@muji_duji4528 going to run over two people
@@ahmadfadil4627 L pfp
the pfp tho..
"Actually, I love Taiwan."
-9999 social credit
**Gets blown up by a tank**
Nah it's -6900000 social credit
You are Ukraine Countryball
Says a man who is invaded
Hello
The Germany have flashbacks💀
Mercedes have flashbacks too
“I always come back “ (funny German man)
The good old days
I mean it’s a Porsche too…
Großes gepanzertes Fahrzeug mit Ketten, einem 7,62 MG-34 und der 88-mm-Hauptkanone mit langem Lauf.
"Time to give the lada some drip"
DAMN THAT SOME DRIP
“ Actually I love Taiwan “ famous last words
Volkswagens and china is so relatable
"Time to this Japan the drip!" - Russian 💀💀💀
Lada
Anime 💀
@@unclearenemy5344priora
When the lada has more drip than you:
I watched it 4 times but still didn't hear "time to give this Japan the drip"
Germany turned into a cake empire 💀
More like german empire💀
Nein it turned into a tiger ii (H)
"Breath air" Got me 💀
As a german I can confirm we get very happy when we get a tank as Christmas gift
Oh hello fellow german
as a German, I love war toys and blood
Same im german too
😮
OH LET'S GO!!!
Bro really roasted Ireland like that 💀
90% of modified cars in Ireland are just vw. Passat, Bora, or golf
Poor me I am from Ireland
Ireland isn't mentioned in the short tho
@@koderamerikaner5147 look closer at the italian one
@@eacheson516 reeky bora
"I need a pizza, perfecto" git me dying on the floor 😂😂
As a romanian I can confirm that Tate drives his Buggati everyday
edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS!!!
I thought he got arrested there
He did but now he is free and is still in Romania
true man im romanian too
@@spritecranberry21 me too
I am Romanian
“I nEeD PiZzA PefeCttOo” Italy 🇮🇹 💀
perfecto*
@@Dantez4life um actually it's perfetto ☝🤓
@@BeamngShorts lol
@@BeamngShorts have u ever heard of a misstype nigga
It’s perfecto
"Time to give this lada a drip"💀
That French accent was just CROISSANT🥐
damm lada dropped the coldest drip and didnt even gave us a blanket 🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀
My lord? I thought Harry killed you?
*burger sounds*
@@Betterfly_agreste nah i somehow returned bro 💀
@@darthvader3653 dammit!
@@Betterfly_agreste i always come back 💀
As a ukrainian person,i can confirm that we mount cannons on our cars
Bro what thats insane
it’s a joke😤
@@thebluebin dang bro hope you’re alright
@@Jappa3 it is a joke,but thank you for looking out for people
@@thebluebin well, thats not a joke. Paste in google «пікап з градом в кузові» and u will see
The "i give up" got me flooring of the floor and i got injuries like legs balls hands head and i got nausea 💀💀
How countries tune their cars
“Dubai”
“Scandinavia” 💀
"Breath Air"😂
Breathe 🤓
Bro I've been breathing carbon dioxide with tank fumes american glory and (stupid-ness freak I don't know)
💀💀💀
I breathe oxygen *sigma*
Here for this comment 😂
As an Italian, I must respect the pizza wheels.
Perfetto indeed.
mama mia🤌🤌
Perfetto👌
E siamo in 2
pinapple
figaroooo la vita è bella quando hai delle pizze come ruote
Bro just said "perfecto! " 💀
The anime people stuck in the car😂😂
I died when Tate popped up and said "Breathe air"
I hope you are in a better place now
Ikr
@Seek im romanian
You forgot to breath air? 😭
@@BeamngShorts pretty much lol
As an italian i can confirm we only have pizza cars
Ciao
E la bandiera daltonica
Viva il duce fra
Autobello Piccolina, Orgoglio Italiano.
Giusto 👍
“Google how to start WW3”
*10 seconds later*
*”PERFECT.”*
"wHaT CoLoR HaS YoUr BuGaTti?"🇷🇴
“The French never retreated. They always advance, but sometimes they advance in the wrong direction.”
-Some funny French quote that I saw on the video
Edit: thanks for 100 likes by the way, I found the quote from the TH-camr called tank fish
From tank fish
Tank Fish
They could add fish car or baguette car or croissant car
Why not the British ? After it's them who fled Dunkerque while the french soldiers fought till death the germans
"I need pizza 🇮🇪"
"Perfecto 🇮🇹"
*Ireland transfroms to Italy as a disguise*
IT'S PERFETTO
@@Just_a_random_guy_...---...593its perfecto. I know spanish
Autobello Picolina is dripping
“actually i love taiwan” -100,000,000,000 social credit
Germany 💀
France got me rollin 💀
That is not actually our car it van bus
I'm from france
It's the oldest joke ever how can people still find it funny? Plus it's not even true France is THE country with the most war victories
@@scylax4091but you can discount both world wars. The Marne was held only by the British, and ww2 we know
@@ignaciorequena9182 ok and? My point still stands
Is nobody going to talk about germanys flag when it got the tank? 💀
It’s just my Grandpa, he doesn’t hurt anyon…. Britain/France: Yes he does. Don’t listen to what school says about who started WW1, it was Serbia
@@GermanAvation I thought It was Austria that started ww1
@@yokerparkk244 The reason WW1 started is because Serbians killed the soon to be Austria-Hungary leader; Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, so that’s how WW1 started
@@GermanAvation Oh Ok 👍
Ww1 Germany isn't that bad compared to other Germany
Scandinavia:"THERES TO MUCH SNOW." "We do not care 😂
German got me💀👍
As a Russian the drippy Lada is epik💀
"Ahem, it's spelled epic" - 🤓
@@томниActually it's spelled ရောယှက်
@@theonlyMoancoreno its spelled Эпический
@@TSKCRATSKC You sure it's not ኢፒክ
@@theonlyMoancore эпический its that
German got me 💀💀💀
In germany we say: you only have 1 tank?
same all i see is porche just one are older👌😂🤙
@@seth75th that tank was probably made by porsche
BAHAHAHAHA
@@Comet-lv3nknah the tiger 2 was designed by Henschel and son. And I’m pretty sure the turret was built by krupp
"How countries tune their cars"
"Dubai"
Ah yes Dubai's a country 💀💀💀
“Toodle my doodles this will make them jiggle and giggle”
"Actually I love Taiwan!"
-Last words before China car died
**-6900 social credits score**
The french one killed me 💀
Why, I don’t understand the joke
@@John_attend_1er_du_nomthe joke is that france surrendered during world war 2.
And now it has become the unfunniest joke ever
@@azertvd6153 No France surrender in WW2 (I am French)
Bruh I’m am French
@@azertvd6153Yeah, I don’t know why they make this joke just because France surrender in WW2, but they don’t know that France is the country who win the most battles in the world.
Russia really got me bro 😂😂😂😂 time to give this one the drip😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a german
I can confirm
We constantly turn our cars into tanks
Ich bin auch deutsch;)
"Actually I love Taiwan"💀💀💀💀
🚓
Famous last words
讚
-1000000 social credits..
say *no* to communism
As a Romanian, I can confirm that we all drive metallic orange faded Bugatti Chirons with an animatronic Andrew Tate head that shouts "Breath Air" instead of a car horn
I am from romanian
*Chiron*
@@lauralionel6760 Yes, you're right
Im also
Me too
First time he did not disrespect Russia fr😂
I'm Russian and that's true for our cars💀
As a french , I don't confirm that we have this accent 🤕😅
But I hired a Frenchman to voice it 😭
Tu parle français
@@driftinghard2298 moi oui
And i dont confirm this flag, as a French
There is a french animator named Patafoin who has the same accent.
As a Swedish person I can confirm we don’t have off school snow days and just remove the snow 🥲💀
As a finnish person i can disagree with his opinoin. We do not do this to our cars. Who even cares about snow? Like cmon hes just chillin.
As a Finnish person I can vonfirm that snow is nothing
As a Dane i can confirm we dont have weather we have bland
As a swede i can confirm that tjis is true
As a norwegian i replied to be the first norwegian
Italy 🇮🇪
Irish people: Welp, time to go to war.
Australia, riding Minecraft spider
As a Ukrainian, I can confirm that we tune our cars like this
Хахахахах
Ukraine having civilian cars armed with Maxim Machinegun or Recoilless Rifle be like:
Bro I had to put a child in the launcher becuase I missed the first one
Та як я з Миколаївна я согласен
The last car's seat💀
It's cone-sided so cops have no idea who drove
France took off the camper shell with this one🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
"I love Taiwan"
*Tank Jumpscare*
"Oi oi oi" 💀
"Hi Hi Hi 💀"
@The sussy lego fan effectivement
@@G.BpordieratwarEDITZ non c’est pas ça
C’est pas ça je pense plus qu’il voulait dire « ouille ouille ouille »
@The sussy lego fan oui
Ukraine had me dying 🗿🍷
i swear these countries have a $60,000 dollar reward on you
“Actually I love Taiwan”
*hits a tank from WW2 and blows up*
“give zis lada za drip” 💀💀💀
Amsterdam: What’s a car?
amsterdam? there are 32.000 bikes in netherlands
@@JamesSteegstra yeah ik
Germans: thanks for giving me the tiger II! Now all we have to do is win the next war-
That Russian car is funny
As a german,this is relatable
True
true
True
We gotta see a part 2 to this
You’re right
Which countries should I use in part 2?
Indonesia Malaysia Thailand and south Korea and last Mexico
“Time to give this lada a drip” as a russian man i see this relatable
Netherlands: turns car into a bicycle somehow
Bro got the drip💀💀💀💀
is nobody gonna talk about power and kobeni at the last car because they havent watched chainsaw man or something
Just saw this short and was hoping for someone to have noticed them xD
Iconic moment
You found the easter egg!
Claim your medal - 🥇
I found it aswell
"Actually i love Taiwan🇹🇼"
**casually explodes**
Germany really turned into a königstiger 💀
Damn this lada is drip asf 💯🥶🔥
Lada drip hits hard 😳🥶
I’m still more drippy than lada
the"OI OI OI" got me laughin
ukraine really said "this is a geschützwagen, its a wagen with a geschütz"
,,breathe air’’ Adrew tate moment
First time not seeing the lada get wrecked
Didn't want to ruin that drip 🥶
@@BeamngShorts bros speaking faxxxx
As a Russian, I can confirm that these are the cars we drive
I don't know what you wrote there because I am Russian but I have a translator, I will say one thing that we have new and quite good cars.
End the war in Ukraine,they did nothing wrong to Russia so tell Putin to buzz off and leave Ukraine alone 🇺🇦🇺🇲
@@Saratov_train Чел, я из России, и машины у нас просто ужасные...
@@Sin_nombre_uno Но они хотя бы едут, а это уже как никак хорошо
@@funnypseudo Хах, ну да, в других странах же не ездят...
I love how Oui Oui Oui slightly turned into Ui Ui Ui
A an american, I can confirm that our trucks go 50 feet into the air.
50 feet?
@@BeamngShorts imposible
Russia truly became a free
France now: I give up.
France in 1812: Fighting multiple countries and taking seven coalitions to surrender
US is pretty accurate. Exaggerated, sure, but I see lifted trucks like there’s no tomorrow.
"actually i love Taiwan"
China:$Ø ¥ØÙ ÇHÖ$ËÑ DÈÃTH!!
Yeah
@@BeamngShorts you died a hero
As a romanian,i can confirm that this is based.
Da cum sâ nu 🙂
Dude, the france one was personal.
“Time to give zis lada zome drip”
Germany: PANZER
As an Romanian, i can comfirm this is accurate.
Just seeing in yourc channel naem correct
No wallets? :(
@@dannyosullivan. We got credit cards here in Romania
@@LordOfFederation HOW I CAN GET INTO ROMANIA????
Breath air
“Actually, I love Taiwan 🇹🇼!”
*casually blows car up*
You didn't see the tank?
Somewhere in Germany: one day your friend drive on normal car next day he drives a tank
For the first time ever, BeamngShorts didn't absolutely annihilate the russian lada.
As an German. I Agree on it .
Ich bin auch deutsch und ich so gar nicht
I am German to And i apsolutly not
@@Spam134 ok
@@Marv588look at French car lol
@@kittinanpara2223 lol
@@kittinanpara2223 ik
The ukraine one has a Cannon on the back of the vehicle XD 🤣
As an Italian, I can officially confirm that if this was actually possible, everyone would be doing this!!!
That Lada was dripped out with the wing and everything
Bro showed the Finnish flag for Scandinavia💀