Zoologist Reacts to Who Would Win? Ultimate Jungle Rumble

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  • @ClintsReptiles
    @ClintsReptiles  29 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

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    • @HassanMohamed-rm1cb
      @HassanMohamed-rm1cb 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hey Clint Laidlaw, Why don't you get to think of a suggestion and creating a TH-cam Videos all about the 🐭🐹🦫🐁🐀🐿️ Phylogeny Group Of Rodents 🐭🐹🦫🐁🐀🐿️ on the next Clint's Reptiles on the next Saturday coming up next?!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👍👍👍👍👍

    • @HassanMohamed-rm1cb
      @HassanMohamed-rm1cb 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hey Clint Laidlaw, Why don't you get to think of a suggestion and creating a TH-cam Videos all about the 🦔 Phylogeny Group Of Insectivores 🦔 (Insectivora), such as Shrews, Moles, Hedgehogs, Solenodons, Gymnures, Moonrats, Desmans, the Extinct West Indian Shrews, Etc. on the next Clint's Reptiles on the next Saturday coming up next?!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👍👍👍👍👍

    • @therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar
      @therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We need bats! We need that T-shirts!!

    • @jebVlogs556
      @jebVlogs556 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Here's the thing though *Clint'sReptiles* all primates and simians from the eye-eye using its very very long fingers as a long tool to reach insects and use morse code to tap on trees etc to mother chimps showing their infants how to use sticks to get insects and honey out bee" hive has been seen and studied by scientist and researchers like yourself. So a gorilla using a log knock out or kill a leopard with it is not a outright possibly but it can happen. Does matter if it's 99.9 successful or 1.5 sucess. Odds are still in it favor ..

    • @pepepepito623
      @pepepepito623 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In a video like this, hyenas can be wherever they want...

  • @jimtru8048
    @jimtru8048 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +605

    They finally learned the difference between poison and venom. Character development.

    • @NikkiBudders
      @NikkiBudders 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I swear I need to know if these books are still being written currently or are they just finding them in scholastic fairs across america XD

    • @maillardsbearcat
      @maillardsbearcat 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Stoner thought but could you imagine what nuances human sociology would have if we had venom

    • @NikkiBudders
      @NikkiBudders 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@maillardsbearcat just the effect it would have on our facial bone structure would be dramatic af

    • @misanthropichumanist4782
      @misanthropichumanist4782 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@NikkiBudders
      Only if we had fangs. We could have venom itself without visible changes. In fact, given that our saliva contains some digestive enzymes and antibodies, aren't we already arguably venomous?

    • @NikkiBudders
      @NikkiBudders 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @misanthropichumanist4782 nah causing infection isn't really a venom, it's a result of basically any messy wound. Alas. It would be awesome

  • @ethanpkaiser
    @ethanpkaiser 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +623

    Leopard: I've hunted your kind before. I have a 99% success rate. Prepare to die
    Gorilla: *sees log and big rock*, I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.

    • @Mag3.1415
      @Mag3.1415 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What happened before to make the odds 99%?

    • @KinoHanabi
      @KinoHanabi 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Chuck is the 1% 🦍😎

    • @shadowsmith841
      @shadowsmith841 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Gorilla said "nah, I'd win"

    • @VampireNewl
      @VampireNewl 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That Gorilla was John Stick

    • @erika4202
      @erika4202 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ["thus spoke zarathustra" starts playing]

  • @danielphillips8933
    @danielphillips8933 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +493

    I'm a little disappointed that the gorilla delivered the final blow with a rock rather than a metal folding chair given his obvious WWE experience 😆

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I half expected them to go out to the parking lot have Gorilla rip of a door for the finisher.

    • @Att.jackson89
      @Att.jackson89 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Gorilla doing the Cena hand gesture as he drops the rock then the stone and that big pebble he found over there on the leopard.

    • @VampireNewl
      @VampireNewl 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "Ook Ook goes for the piledriver, PILEDRIVER!"

    • @lightingthelatenight9942
      @lightingthelatenight9942 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ook also means also apparently lol though google doesnt seem to know what its translating from​@@VampireNewl

  • @Malvikins
    @Malvikins 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +415

    Gorilla: "What's my way?"
    Chuckwalla: "When his head comes into view, hit it with the rock!"
    Gorilla: ...
    Gorilla: "My way's not very sportsmanlike."

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Killer Croc: “It was a big rock.”

    • @sarahwallace
      @sarahwallace 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Heck yeah! Princess Bride reference!😃

    • @Galian6686
      @Galian6686 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      "It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even excercise!"

    • @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010
      @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      INCONCEIVABLE!!!

    • @patricknez7258
      @patricknez7258 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • @pappanalab
    @pappanalab 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +250

    “Frog don’t have claws. That’s true unless they do have claws. That’s pretty much the only exception.”

    • @bungeetoons
      @bungeetoons 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Those arent claws, the occasions when frogs have claws, those aren't claws. The frog willingly broke its finger bones in order to scratch their opponent.

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@bungeetoons they're are a few frogs with actual claws, that's just one

    • @bungeetoons
      @bungeetoons 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@DishonoredRat oh! Neat!

  • @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158
    @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +250

    I love how writer of this book completely ignored the jungle's heaviest hitters such as tiger, elephant, rhino and gaur despite them being perfect for this kind of content and instead put the chillest animal in the world, the cutest harmless animal in the world, fancy rooster and tiny frog.
    It just cracks me up.

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I wouldn't strictly call the red panda "harmless" - they've got pretty strong jaws, sharp teeth and claws - but I think they'd probably only beat one, maybe two animals here tops.

    • @CrimsonCr0wn
      @CrimsonCr0wn 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Seriously: WHERE IS THE 🐯?! If there would be one, Clint would've put all His Money (or patience) on it

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Which is the chillest?

    • @atimidbirb
      @atimidbirb 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@conlon4332 CAPPY

    • @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158
      @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@conlon4332 Capybara.

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +316

    Seeing Clint getting mindbroken into liking a rumble book was not on my bingocard for today.

  • @maxwirt921
    @maxwirt921 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    Clint! You CANNOT just casually mention that you had a gorilla throw a large object at you and not tell us the story! We the people DEMAND to hear the story! 😂

    • @Klaevin
      @Klaevin 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      "I was at a zoo... and a gorilla threw a rock at me"

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Klaevin We want the story, not the Cliff Notes lol
      Still, it's probably not much more involved than that. But we still have questions, what was the object? Was anyone harmed? Did the Gorilla get tranqed?

    • @haljordan777
      @haljordan777 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Clint was trash talking the gorilla by telling it about gorillas' 1-1000000 won loss record vs leopards.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Clint pissed it off by telling it was more closely related to sea horses than monkeys

  • @KeegoTheWise
    @KeegoTheWise 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +364

    i swear this author doesn’t know of another way to dispatch mambas other than “boulder to the head” lol

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Well, that's arguably the best way to do so.

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Don't you know that poison types are weak to ground attacks?

    • @KeegoTheWise
      @KeegoTheWise 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@marvalice3455 not against rock type tho

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      rocks fall. every snake dies

    • @Bob-nc5hz
      @Bob-nc5hz 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      If it works it works.

  • @venabre
    @venabre 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    It wasn't two rocks. The gorilla just carries one boulder around in case of emergency

  • @HomeSlice97
    @HomeSlice97 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    Honestly, both mambas in these books getting bodied by rocks is absolutely hysterical

    • @RFxSukhoi
      @RFxSukhoi 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      I hope it happens a third time and it's a running gag that the author did for parents.

  • @dirtywhitellama
    @dirtywhitellama 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +507

    All of their art looks like photobash, where an artist takes a few different photos and stitches them together in preparation to paint over them as reference. Only the latter step never happened.

    • @clev7989
      @clev7989 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      To be fair to Clint, not many non artists know about lazy techniques like that unless they've been told about them. All they usually notice, if anything at all, is a vague sense of it being off. Just a thought.

    • @chadgorosaurus4898
      @chadgorosaurus4898 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      True. It looks like photoshop, but inside the book, they use actual art. Sometimes the art looks uncannily realistic but then 1 page later it looks cheap (in the T Rex vs Raptor book this happened).

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      As long as it's done in a consistent style I wouldn't say it's really an issue at all. But yeah, does take quite some effort to make that happen.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Heh, I'd heard of "kitbashing" for model-making, but hadn't heard of photobashing. Neat.

    • @azaanimations319
      @azaanimations319 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Yeah, they really do need the photos to be competent artists. In the T. rex vs Velociraptor book, there’s straight up a floating raptor head with floating arms and no other body parts.

  • @joshkorte9020
    @joshkorte9020 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +141

    In the next installment of this book series, grass is going to kill a cow.

    • @jillscott4029
      @jillscott4029 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      It would have to be something like that to be worse than the man'o'war jellyfish beating a SEA TURTLE by STINGING IT!

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cow impaled by bamboo. Homo Erectus wins

    • @shadowsmith841
      @shadowsmith841 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      "Grass gets stuck in the cow's throat, cow chokes to death. Grass wins"

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Well, cows do have a habit of dying on their own...

  • @amberf2306
    @amberf2306 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    Maybe the Gorilla kept the original rock with him. There has been documented cases in the wild of apes and monkeys carrying their favourite tools with them. He makes one kill with it and thinks "Hey, this hard round thing I found is useful for protection! It's mine"

    • @Klaevin
      @Klaevin 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      you comment made me think of the Acheulean handaxe (minutearth video : /watch?v=srPz0VpW4Rk) which is a kind of tool humans made in prehistoric times... made from flint. a rock

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "Might come in handy for disciplining son."

    • @haljordan777
      @haljordan777 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GibsMeMunny "Might come in handy for making music. I'll call it rock music."

  • @coolmantoole
    @coolmantoole 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +260

    My guess is that in a fight between a black mamba and a gorilla, both would end up dying, but the mamba faster.

    • @Anunoriginalname101
      @Anunoriginalname101 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      It all comes down to 'who goes ouch' first though, so really it's anyones game.

    • @cyberfutur5000
      @cyberfutur5000 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I agree with both of you.

    • @CharaTF2
      @CharaTF2 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      true winner: the chuckwalla that was watching

    • @samarnadra
      @samarnadra 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      This actually is accurate to why rattlesnakes bluff humans and try to leave usually rather than trying to strike at a human unless cornered or the like: the rattlesnake knows that if a giant predator comes for it, they might get a lethal bite in, but they aren't going to survive an encounter with a giant predator regardless, and if they somehow do, they can't hunt prey for a while.
      I know a gorilla and a rattlesnake would probably both be like "you know what? I think I have business elsewhere today" (given the warning stripes, the rattling, the warning pose and sounds, etc of the snake) and they would just decide it wasn't a fight worth fighting. If they did fight, the snake would lose first, if it got a bite in and it wasn't a dry bite, we would probably find a gorilla roaming around the desert before the venom became too much for the gorilla (for humans this takes a couple days) and tranquilize it and get it to a zoo to check it out and maybe find out it needs antivenin in time.
      This assumes the snake even gets a bite in first, a gorilla used to dealing with snakes might make it go ouch first.
      And if they refuse to fight or both die, the chuckwalla wins.

  • @NikkiBudders
    @NikkiBudders 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

    The real icing on the Chuckwalla here was that 'how often do you see rocks in the jungle?' 'there are no rocks' comment.

  • @TheSpooniest
    @TheSpooniest 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    Only three seconds into the video, and Clint's noticeably subdued "well hi there" is already killing me. This is gonna be a good one.

  • @robhogg68
    @robhogg68 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    In so many of the encounters in these books, the outcome should be "animal A sees animal B. They both pause for a moment, then go back to doing what they were doing before. Both win by not playing the game"

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Yep, maybe with a growl thrown in for the animals capable of that.

    • @Gernot66
      @Gernot66 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      In fact this was my first impression, "why a pkemon style competition thats's stupid". The only thing i miss are points to compare them but it goes in this direction.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That would actually be realistic. Capybara walks around the frog with bright colors. Leopard walks away from okapi to wait until night. Peacock flees bongo. Red panda runs up a tree to escape the warthog charge. Mamba and gorilla make scary displays and each goes the opposite direction. I kinda wish there was a book like that about realistic.

  • @patio8044
    @patio8044 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    It's no wonder that gorillas keep losing to leopards in the wilderness. They don't have access to their most powerful weapon: *big rock*

  • @starvedrock314
    @starvedrock314 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

    I would totally buy a "Get Chuckwallad" shirt lmao

    • @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010
      @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Chuckwallas are the only being in the universe that intimidate Chuck Norris. In respect to them, he changed his name to Chuck.

  • @animatedpsychologist
    @animatedpsychologist 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    I do love that for the red panda and the hyena, they did a discreet fade-to-black on what actually happened. Especially for the red panda. They couldn't let it live, but they couldn't bring themselves to detail the grisly death of something so cute!

  • @gilliganallmighty3
    @gilliganallmighty3 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    "But then, some friends of mine... or people I thought were my friends." Clint.
    Sometimes, your best friends turn out to be your worst enemies.

  • @sanguillotine
    @sanguillotine 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    Gorilla literally used the chuckwalla tactic of dropping a rock on the mambas head.

    • @uUuWolf16uUu
      @uUuWolf16uUu 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Thing is tho, gorillas are actually able and have been recorded to use rocks, sticks and such as tools.
      So it makes more sense than the chuckwallah.

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@uUuWolf16uUu Yeah as soon as the mamba fight happened and the gorilla was confirmed to have tool use on its side, I kinda knew it was gonna win the whole bracket. Children's books of this sort tend to want the final bracket to be a strong apex predator vs. a more intelligent but still very strong animal, and typically they have the latter win through the use of tactics (and, in this case, tools).

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I'm convinced they wrote this one specifically for clint 😂

  • @brentferguson3755
    @brentferguson3755 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    OMG! LMFAO! Now I need a "Gorilla's are the chuckwallas of monkeys" T-shirt!

  • @kenny_dc3
    @kenny_dc3 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    That final match made me immediately think of Disney's Tarzan that had Kerchak (the silverback gorilla) have to fight Sabor (the leapord) and while starting out strong, Sabor would have gotten the upper hand if Tarzan didn't step in. This ended up more as if the gorilla had modern King Kong levels of plot armor

  • @geonsilberlicht4632
    @geonsilberlicht4632 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    The Gorilla really went full "You picked the wrong house, fool!" On that Leopard, huh?

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Leopard: Any last words, ape?
      Gorilla: Hey, cat, you wanna see a magic trick?
      Leopard: Huh?
      Gorilla: Good.
      (pulls out rock)
      Gorilla: ABRACADABRA!
      (smashes leopard's head with rock)

    • @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010
      @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      BROKE INTO THE WRONG GD REC ROOM, DIDN’T YOU, YA BASTARD!?

    • @NightSkyNyx
      @NightSkyNyx 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ⁠@@killdozer7792 *“The spirit of the Chuckwalla… will always be with you”*

  • @Mag3.1415
    @Mag3.1415 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Just then, the gorilla realizes that there was a chuckwalla in the rock. The chuckwalla expands so much the gorilla can’t hold the rock anymore and says “ouch” thereby forfeiting the round. CHUCKWALLA WINS.

  • @grabnar4015
    @grabnar4015 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Chuck didn't find 2 rocks, it was the same Rick in both fights. Which is exactly what an intelligent tool user does when a black mamba just appears in your habitat. If that rock kept you alive you don't get rid of it, you keep it and hammer the next thing to pick a fight with you 😂

  • @ThingsInWarehouses
    @ThingsInWarehouses 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    "Gorillas are chuckwallas" Clint's Reptiles 2024

  • @Corvus31
    @Corvus31 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +135

    To be fair, I would guess that leopards rarely, if ever, prey on a large silverback.

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  29 วันที่ผ่านมา +147

      Well he certainly chucked with the wrong silverback! 🦍

    • @bhuggins6059
      @bhuggins6059 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@ClintsReptiles tinfoil back

    • @nataschavisser573
      @nataschavisser573 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Leopards will have no chance against a silverback.

    • @ShnarkNarc69
      @ShnarkNarc69 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@nataschavisser573actually leopards almost always win. But for a few reasons, more weaponry, agility, and not as intelligent. Gorillas fight them but get scared a lot of times. So it’s either gorilla loses or they just stop fighting

    • @migueljardim8177
      @migueljardim8177 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Leopards regularly hunt gorillas, so I wouldn't be surprised if they kill silverbacks on occasion, especially considering that hunts take place in the dead of night with the element of surprise. Also, gorillas don't have loose and thick skin, so it's super easy for the leopard to pierce and slash at it with its claws and teeth.

  • @princevermilion8799
    @princevermilion8799 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    The monitor lizard, as far as I can tell, is an asian water monitor. Based on the pattern and colouration, this seems most likely.

    • @callaway86
      @callaway86 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Agree, the ones here in the Philippines have almost the exact look.

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's Mrs Kipling

    • @vincentx2850
      @vincentx2850 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The position of its nostrils also indicates that this is not a nile monitor. The round tail, however, also makes it look like a Varanus bitatawa.

    • @princevermilion8799
      @princevermilion8799 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@vincentx2850 awrong colour for bitatawa, and due to the limited range, I doubt it would be one in such a simple book as this.

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The Gorilla must've been trained by that Chuckwalla. He has mastered the art of "crush head with rock".

  • @cristiaolson7327
    @cristiaolson7327 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Yaaassss! Monitor phylogeny video, please!
    Monitors are so rad. Definitely worthy of a full video exploring their evolutionary tree.

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I think the author is using the pop-culture meaning of 'jungle' as 'a place where wild animals live that isn't a forest or the ocean'. Hence the warthogs, antelopes and hyenas.

  • @killdozer7792
    @killdozer7792 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Hey. Clint. FYI, the next book in the series is "Ultimate Pterosaur Rumble". You have GOT to review that when it comes out! (evi-err, JOYFUL laughter)

  • @myragroenewegen5426
    @myragroenewegen5426 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I love Clint's input here. As the winning results prove, these jungle animals have chosen to meet for their completely unnecessary hypothetical jungle animal fighting skills test in some place other than the jungle. This venue was helpfully secured for the preceedings by the gorrilla, who had done some rsearch on the whereabouts and utility of rocks. Following his win, he plans to leave the jungle permanently to become a geologist.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Leopard: Why are there all these spotlights?
      Gorilla: Oh, no reason

  • @bhuggins6059
    @bhuggins6059 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    What have we done to this poor man

  • @taipansghost
    @taipansghost 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    GOLDFISH the best pet fish vid please.
    Seriously if any animal needs a clint vid, it's that one.
    Actually wouldn't mind more vids on fish 🐟 🐠

  • @akaqueequeg
    @akaqueequeg 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    When it read "ape vs cat" I thought that's an event that happens everyday in my house.

    • @marinacosta8835
      @marinacosta8835 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same, which made the final result all the more suprising, the cats always win around here, seeing as they get to live rent free, sleep all day and eat as much as they please while I work 12 hours a day to feed them.

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    That back cover bodes well for future content - and just bodes for Clint's future sanity. 😜

    • @lisaroper421
      @lisaroper421 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      10/10 for your word choice!

  • @Em4gdn1m
    @Em4gdn1m 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    LOL Seriously hilarious that you called the rock smashing via chuckwalla.
    Edit: OMG THE ENDING

  • @marks.9448
    @marks.9448 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    ultimate animal rumble: human vs gorilla: gorill finds bat but loses because human found minigun

    • @Ywabag
      @Ywabag 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Ultimate primate rumble would go hard

    • @edmondantes4338
      @edmondantes4338 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Ywabag Not really, no weapons allowed the gorilla clears easy, with weapons humans kill everything with little effort.

    • @Ywabag
      @Ywabag 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@edmondantes4338 it's not about killing they just have to make their opponent say "ouch!"

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@@YwabagThe Human grabs his Gun.
      Ouch! A few of the Marmosets snuck behind him and bit his Neck. Marmoset wins

    • @marks.9448
      @marks.9448 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Ywabag but only without Humans (because we are so special we evolved out of the Primate clade)

  • @cherylgraves7382
    @cherylgraves7382 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I love how Clint gets so excited about every topic. I just adore his nerdy, intelligent self.

  • @gambitaku6179
    @gambitaku6179 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This video in a nutshell:
    Gorilla, " nahh I'd win"

  • @hansfertrig5281
    @hansfertrig5281 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    thank you, Clint, for your sacrifice of your sanity for our entertainment. ❤

  • @Fallenangel_85
    @Fallenangel_85 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I do think the Leopard vs. Gorilla fight isn't that far fetched.
    Given that Leopards normally avoid fighting grown adult male gorilla's and the Leopard doesn't get it's usually ambush advantage.
    Honestly, without getting the drop on the Gorilla the Leopard would probably just avoid a fight.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yes, similar to how the romans imported scary lions and so on to finally defeat the bears that usually win against wolves etc only for bears to cave their skulls in in a single swipe. In an arena setting it's much fairer. And tomorrow if a gorilla worked out a way to reliably block & kill a leopard i'd not be shocked.

  • @HeidiBullard
    @HeidiBullard 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    They went all in on dropping rocks, lol. It was awesome.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Rocks fall, everyone dies" moment

  • @ticktaeck7783
    @ticktaeck7783 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    30:35 Easy, it's steering. You move the horns and the legs follow the direction. How else do you think gorillas get to work?

  • @Cdubb1967
    @Cdubb1967 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Callooh! Callay! Your joy with the Gorilla lifted my mood substantially lol.

    • @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010
      @JWMStopMotionAnimation2010 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, oh beamish boy! Callooh! Callay! Oh Frabjous day!”, he chortled in his joy.

  • @AnyoneWestofBree
    @AnyoneWestofBree 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I need to show this to my bongo at work; he gets so scared seeing a peacock display on a roof nearby that we can't get him to shift inside at the end of the day. He needs his confidence boosted, and as long as we keep him away from Chuck, he'll be all set! (Plus bongo fun fact for anyone who doesn't know, when you touch them, you have a lovely orange grease all over your hands afterwards. True for okapis, too, but their goop is brown.)

  • @mossydreamz
    @mossydreamz 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    this had me in stitches, "it's never too late to have a man-o-war kill a leatherback, y'know what i mean?"

  • @peterjones819
    @peterjones819 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    When you realize Jerry Pallotta and Rob Bolster have to be watching these videos

    • @Nuvizzle
      @Nuvizzle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      This book was published 6 years ago, but I don't doubt they've been getting feedback from lots of people about simple inaccuracies like poison vs. venom for a while.

  • @danmcnulty7071
    @danmcnulty7071 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    NEW CLINT REACTS DROPPED 🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

    • @Kinda_random.
      @Kinda_random. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      yeeeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyy🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @user-co5kg4jg9b
      @user-co5kg4jg9b 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yipeeeeee

    • @jredmane
      @jredmane 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @ghostflytv9949
      @ghostflytv9949 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Already know we hype asf ❗️❗️👏👏

  • @lionessoftor4139
    @lionessoftor4139 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Could you do a video about horns vs antlers (maybe sprinkle in tusks) and how they are used for defense, offense, mating, as a tool please. Also why some females have them but others don't. As I understand it if the species is in an area where the female will have to stand her ground against a predator they are more likely to have them. Amazing video can't wait for the next one.

  • @Ms.Pronounced_Name
    @Ms.Pronounced_Name 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I'm at the 11 minute mark and Clint is so happy! This is glorious!
    But no doubt the book is preparing a massive attack, in an attempt to break Clint's mind

  • @hunterG60k
    @hunterG60k 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    35:40 the endpoint of Clint's descent into madness.
    Edit: Also, I just want to add that the Gorilla was a Silverback, which I doubt are the targets of leopards in the wild so I think this was genuinely the correct outcome in this specific case. But I haven't seen the research so willing to be corrected :) This was the best book in the series by far 👏

  • @bethdefiled
    @bethdefiled 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    To the tune of the Kookaburra Gum Tree song;
    A Gorilla sits in the Jungle tree,
    Fighting for the crown of the Ultimate three,
    Rock! Chuckawalla, Rock! Chuckawalla,
    It's how he'll win, you'll see!
    (My brain just inflicted this upon me so now I'm making that everyone else's problem)

  • @Jenixz.K
    @Jenixz.K 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    In Sweden apparently we have made it easy for ourselves. Venom is called gift, and so is poison 😂 No need to know the difference here I guess, but I don't think we should consider it a gift though 😅

  • @aandreiws2
    @aandreiws2 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Your monitor was giving off definite chuckwalla vibes 😂 OMG! I never would have guessed that a gorilla and a chuckwalla are so closely related!

  • @KgrcProductions
    @KgrcProductions 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    that last battle easily could’ve ended with “the gorilla calls up his brother who turns out to be a muscular man in a loincloth. The man comes in surfing on the branches while Phil Collins sings in the background and knocks out the leopard. The man lifts the leopard up and yells a victorious battle cry….GORILLA WINS!!!”

  • @kodabear1996
    @kodabear1996 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    When Clint started the gorilla vs bongo match I was thinking to myself how this book, especially this match, reminded me of REAL wrestling. It's funny that the gorilla pinned the bongo.

  • @billysmith5409
    @billysmith5409 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    As soon as Clint compared gorillas to chuckwallas I knew that the mamba would stand absolutely no chance whatsoever and that fact fills me with as much joy as it did Clint because gorillas are awesome!

  • @Commanderguest3477
    @Commanderguest3477 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Oh thank goodness….The notorious deadly chuckwalla isn’t around

    • @alicecain4851
      @alicecain4851 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      He gave his spot up to Chuck, the rock throwing silverback!

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    23:26 I expected the anteater to win, bc their fur is pretty much like armour, their claws are fearsome, they avert their heads when fighting, and the sunbear isn't even protected by fat very much, so ... the bear going about it so haphazardly and still win, crushed my world.

  • @unpopularopinionguy8206
    @unpopularopinionguy8206 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The real winner of these versus battles is the rock! I wonder if dwane Johnson had anything to do with this

  • @shroomyk
    @shroomyk 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I love that both the Capybara and I use our big butts to squish our enemies.

  • @wocky661
    @wocky661 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I don't think there's such a thing as a "minor scratch from an anteater" but hey. If those claws touch you, you'd get ripped

  • @Embassy_of_Jupiter
    @Embassy_of_Jupiter 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    my favorite wholesome, (not so) secretly unhinged person

  • @joanfregapane8683
    @joanfregapane8683 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Clint, your enthusiasm and delight at the (relative) validity of the contests in this book are wonderful to see! Thank you for jumping into another‘jungle rumble’ type book. We salute you! And…go, Chuck!

  • @cakhostYT
    @cakhostYT 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    *Chanting* Chuck Chuck Chuck! XD

  • @carrott36
    @carrott36 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The guy on the squid shirt looks a lot like the guy in Mattias Philhede’s “Bigmask” mildly satire series on youtube, who does end up stopping a big squid from destroying a city!

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I first thought Koro-sensei, but it seems to be a mix between the 2.

  • @rocketterrier
    @rocketterrier 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If my memory serves me correctly, there is a popular Tumblr post about being locked in a shopping mall with 10 gorillas and 10 mambas. Everybody decided very quickly that they'd rather deal with the gorillas than the mambas.

  • @nataliamundell6266
    @nataliamundell6266 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is the earliest I have seen your videos and your genuine happiness made ut worth the suffering of the other books 😊

  • @JamesS805
    @JamesS805 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Would a gorilla use tools/ weapons in a combat scenario?

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  29 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Not necessarily, but more often than your average chuckwalla...

    • @bhuggins6059
      @bhuggins6059 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@ClintsReptiles and as we know, chuckwallas are great craftsmen and artisans, so obviously the godrilla would just use a gun at that point

    • @mercantilistwhomper5180
      @mercantilistwhomper5180 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't think it's ever been documented, though I'd be happy to be proven wrong. What I most certainly, beyond any shadow of a doubt DO KNOW, is that gorillas don't know how to put an antelope into a rear naked choke lmao.
      It would win anyways but putting your face right behind the antlers while the antelope is flailing is a 0 IQ move, if a gorilla knew how to do that anyways - which they don't.

  • @goldeneagleeagle7240
    @goldeneagleeagle7240 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I've been waiting for the avian respiration video for so long when will u make it

  • @polarberri
    @polarberri 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love these!! Learning the true facts as Clint slowly spirals... Though this went better than I expected. Looking forward to more!

  • @Agg1E91
    @Agg1E91 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I have absorbed into my day to day expressions the "Ouch!" the book used in the aquatic throwdown book, and the way Clint said it!

  • @UNCONTROLLABLEOfficial502
    @UNCONTROLLABLEOfficial502 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Ultimate pterosaur rumble releases this year!

  • @tydy1123455
    @tydy1123455 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Been on an absolute binge watching your dino decembers and other reptile things. Glad to be here. Love learning about the diverse biology :)

  • @user-qe8jr9in5b
    @user-qe8jr9in5b 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    These are my favriote videos you ripping the books to pieces are amazing

  • @sonnyf1364
    @sonnyf1364 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Can we get a 2 day long video about all 400,000 beetle species?

  • @anthonylambert7338
    @anthonylambert7338 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Clint has some crazy dreams

  • @TheThundertwig
    @TheThundertwig 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was excellent, Clint's energy is beautiful.

  • @SugaryPhoenixxx
    @SugaryPhoenixxx 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Clint you are a national treasure, as always! Thank you so very much for your time in teaching us about these amazing animals.

  • @FringedHorizon
    @FringedHorizon 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    chuck. chuk! Chuck!! CHUCK!!! CHUCK!!!!! LEEETSS GOOOOOHHH!!!

  • @reptileboy1298
    @reptileboy1298 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Lets gooooo I love this series

  • @terrytyrannosaurus7354
    @terrytyrannosaurus7354 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As a fan of these books, I was a 110% aware that you would love this specific one ! :D

  • @nestornieves4683
    @nestornieves4683 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That gorilla is like a video game character that finds a random gun(the gorilla finds rocks) and wins against the boss. I like the outcome, but it is too convenient that the gorilla randomly found large 🪨 to crush his opponents.

  • @corvinredacted
    @corvinredacted 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    They censored the mandrel's rump and he doesn't look too happy about it 🤣 16:37
    Animal death? Appropriate for children. Animal butt? Unacceptable.

  • @talravid3966
    @talravid3966 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    And clints nightmare continues

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It feels like it will never end!

    • @talravid3966
      @talravid3966 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ClintsReptiles lmao you actually answered btw any chance to request a video about a cool animal I wanna keep but no one is doing it so it's a tough situation like I wanna keep but in the same time can't have guids on how

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Which animal?

    • @talravid3966
      @talravid3966 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ClintsReptiles triturus vittatus (a type of fully aquatic salamander)

    • @talravid3966
      @talravid3966 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If you already did a video about it it would be embarrassing because I'm following and a big fan now for more than three years possibly more but I'm not certain and thanks for getting rid of my fear of snakes Im actually going to keep one soon so really thanks a lot man keep doing the good work

  • @R3plicant
    @R3plicant 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the chuckwalla WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

  • @dragoness48
    @dragoness48 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love Clint's Reptiles. Clint is so knowledgeable and yet entertaining in such a wonderful way. 😁

  • @Blue_pikmin11
    @Blue_pikmin11 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:22 well technically there are instances of camels swimming the ocean the Kharai camel is a type of camel that can swim for more than 3km at a time even in super deep waters in search of new food or a mate and there is even a video of a camel swimming in a very wide ocean and the arabian camel who can also swim for 3km of course I can't imagine them winning to many fights in the sea 😂

  • @HiveTyrant25
    @HiveTyrant25 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    When are we getting a gorilla on the updated chuckwalla shirt?!

  • @anthonyboodram608
    @anthonyboodram608 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That gorilla is basically King Kong with his proficient tool use, maybe Chuck is his cousin he doesn’t talk about or something. I guess the mamba and leopard got monked.

  • @lanegillette
    @lanegillette 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Been waiting since you got this in! This series is AMAZING LOL

  • @emmkestrel442
    @emmkestrel442 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    to be fair to the final result I doubt a leopard in most cases is willing to fight a gorilla it doesn't have the element of surprise on and a gorilla with prep time is probably a lot more able to defeat a leopard than one being ambushed.

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      I still need to know where in the jungle he is finding all of these big rocks!

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ClintsReptiles between his legs.

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He's a gorilla, not a bonobo.

  • @azaanshaikh-km3up
    @azaanshaikh-km3up 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The gorilla gives flashbacks to the chuckwalla dislodging the rock onto the green mamba. You literally predicted that in the book they would make him like the chuckwalla because he threw a rock on the black mamba. But atleast this time it makes sense

    • @azaanshaikh-km3up
      @azaanshaikh-km3up 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The mambas need to pay attention to rocks

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I could feel it in my bones! 😂

    • @uUuWolf16uUu
      @uUuWolf16uUu 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ClintsReptiles To be honest, the gorilla using a rock is probably a pretty good explanation.
      The chuckwallah using a rock is a drug hallucination by the author.

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      At least chuckwallas live in the presence of rocks.

    • @FragulumFaustum
      @FragulumFaustum 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It really makes you wonder why the mambas, in whatever insane version of reality this series takes place in, do not simply move elsewhere (at least, besides the jungle)? Considering that their only natural predators appear to be stones...