He got some thingy right. HIV might have been porposely created as we have overpopulation. There is also this technology where you can manipulate weather and make acid rain
Strigidae Strigiformes hahaha like they actually have a culture... Didn't they steal everything they have and destroyed what others had because if they can't have it no one can
Church Lucas. Real talk. Tho' I might have been a little premature wit' my assumption that mousey is white, because of his / her rather vague, abrupt and blunt comment. They might be any race really. These days they come in different shades and colours.
How's is that not a racist thing to say when worded like that? Wouldn't saying African American people be more pc? Race issues in America is an absolute minefield to walk through :/
Mark Summers - Wow, are you telling Black people the proper way to refer to themselves... wow... look at you being our "brown little brothers keeper". How very 1930's of you! I guess America really is Great Again. Do Black people go around telling White people if the proper way they should identify themselves is "white", "caucasian", or "european american"? Why would it be 'racist' for a Black person to identify using the term "Black" and not "African American", when White Americans don't go around calling themselves "European American"? Attention every Black person! Make sure to ask Mark Summers over here, what the proper pronoun we should use to identify ourselves is.
It is physically impossible not to laugh at Roy Wood Jr. The man is comically brilliant. Ty Roy. I'm in a public place and I look crazy laughing and crying from laughing. At the same time your message is not lost in the laughter sir. Poignant.
I can't believe it took me this long to work out what CP stood for. "Corporal Punishment? I doubt it. Chris Pine? That doesn't make any sense. Cultured People? Yeah, that's probably it."
Federal deficit. Trade deficit. Cognitive deficit. Which would need to be removed without hesitation? And, which would need to be removed not without no hesitation ? BE CAUTIOUS.
Popeyes should win awards for that chicken. Seriously I can't understand how anything can be that good. That first bite straight out the grease is godly. Especially if you smoked weed beforehand.
I would think Church’s over Popeye’s for a conspiracy theory any day! 50 pieces of chicken for like $12? Their Frankenstein chicken pieces. How is a wing or thigh from Church’s bigger than a breast anywhere else?!?
I just recently had Popeyes chicken, and I have to admit, it's really good. Hella of a lot better than that crud that you know who eats from you know where.
This is Truly FOR THE CULTURE!!! This needs to be a show!!!!!!😩😂😎👍🏽
Facts
KittieKat221* Naw. Your for the culture👀
"Oh that OJ, always leaving DNA everywhere"😂😂😂
*dead*
The juice is loose.
The Trusty Sidekick that pun had me dead😂😂
CP time should become a regular show.
Pyladin - I need a petition for #TheDailyShow to be a whole hour long!
would probably have to be weekly to keep it nice and fresh but definitely would be in for it.
He got some thingy right. HIV might have been porposely created as we have overpopulation. There is also this technology where you can manipulate weather and make acid rain
nfzeta - I'd like longer interviews, more audience interaction another skit or 2
If you like Roy Woods Jr, then dont give him his own show. Just ask Jordan Klepper and Larry Wilmore how their own shows are doing.
He look like he's supposed to have a mustache like that already
That's because he now looks like Stanley Hudson from the Office.
Aidan Yelsma lmao... you absolutely right and I can't stand you pointing that out.
Aidan Yelsma didn't pewdiepie use to have loads of cardboard versions of him
Nae West He looks good with it the mustache.
Franklin Egbuche having no facial hair for him gives him a younger appearance
10 piece and sides for $20?!
...Crack prices indeed.
but its just such damned good chicken....
I was so much in conspiracy mode that I understood "tin oiece inside" ... :)
Clear Cat It is so good
Imma need REHAB!!😂🤣
2 bucks a piece? No way.
boot stomp Yep, it is
That shiny mustache though.. 😂
Shit - My eye’s burning! LOL I know right he spritzed it with some Afro Sheen
Nae West Girl!!!😂😂😂😂
at first i thought it had milk on it
El vira 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a simple man. I see CP time I click!
Lol They should seriously do a spin off of this. Roy Wood Jr is overdue for his own show anyway
He's got one for this is happening
I'm so glad they brought this back for the culture!!!
Amazing .. oh, that oj... leaving DNA, everywhere.. 🏆
There's a reason they called him "The Juice".
kevin randall A 10 piece, with sides, for 20 dollars... that's crack prices LMAO
For the culture.
Strigidae Strigiformes the prison culture.
*he he* We still here mousey. And we gon' still be here. You welcome by the way for all the culture embedded in your culture, from mine and others.
Strigidae Strigiformes hahaha like they actually have a culture... Didn't they steal everything they have and destroyed what others had because if they can't have it no one can
Church Lucas. Real talk. Tho' I might have been a little premature wit' my assumption that mousey is white, because of his / her rather vague, abrupt and blunt comment. They might be any race really. These days they come in different shades and colours.
In the intro when Trevor said do you guys like black people, there has to be this one guy going, “yeah.... wooo...” feeling really uncomfortable 😂
LOL, the dude insecure about his identity or what people might think he believes.
In such sentences try to replace black with white or vice versa. If it doesn't sound okay in other form, it probably isn't in original either...
How's is that not a racist thing to say when worded like that? Wouldn't saying African American people be more pc? Race issues in America is an absolute minefield to walk through :/
Kamil Aliyev I would still call a guy racist if they hate white people.
Mark Summers - Wow, are you telling Black people the proper way to refer to themselves... wow... look at you being our "brown little brothers keeper". How very 1930's of you! I guess America really is Great Again.
Do Black people go around telling White people if the proper way they should identify themselves is "white", "caucasian", or "european american"? Why would it be 'racist' for a Black person to identify using the term "Black" and not "African American", when White Americans don't go around calling themselves "European American"?
Attention every Black person! Make sure to ask Mark Summers over here, what the proper pronoun we should use to identify ourselves is.
No Roy Popeyes got you too! 😭😂😂😂
We need more Roy!
I was chewing a piece of Popeyes Chicken when he pulled that box out
damn son
Brian Green 🤣🤣🤣
It is physically impossible not to laugh at Roy Wood Jr. The man is comically brilliant. Ty Roy. I'm in a public place and I look crazy laughing and crying from laughing. At the same time your message is not lost in the laughter sir. Poignant.
I have to admit, that is a low price for that quantity of fast food.
Emma With The Gs what did the guy mean when he said something about the chicken and CIA it’s a cover front or what?
We're closer to the year 2040 than we are to 1986
Boondocks?
"Turn the lights out.. I want to eat my chicken in privacy."....lol
😂😂😂😂
stuuupid, self destructive, violent, and a bad role model for others.
'Oh my God those are Crack price's' LMMFBAO
2:06 a black lightning ref. nice :D
Give this man his own show!!!
I truly hope Roy finds a perfect show for himself. I need to see more of this guy.
"do you guys like black people?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for bringing this back.
I love this! #WOKE Roy Wood Jr. is the funniest and most woke comedian I seen in years!
Isaiah Brown LMAO
I love Roy wood JR’s character’s personality in this segment :D
"I can hear ya chucklin'. HUKCHUKCHUKCHUKCHUCK" 😂
Too bad he's right...
The main ingredient in Gatorade is water tho, or at least I hope it is :)
Tragedy + time= comedy
Yay. My fav segment. Wish it was longer
I can't believe it took me this long to work out what CP stood for.
"Corporal Punishment? I doubt it. Chris Pine? That doesn't make any sense. Cultured People? Yeah, that's probably it."
Its been ages !! THANKS YOU SOO MUCH ... Make more CP time pls !
You're at least making a playlist of all the CP Time clips, right? These are funny as hell
...I kinda want some chicken now.
I love Roy Wood Jr, he has a surprising comedic range
My conspiracy theory? RW Jr is MLK Jr secret grandson. The resemblance in 2:23 is uncanny.
Omg They got biscuits too 😂😂😂
It's funny cause it's true. 😂
Federal deficit. Trade deficit. Cognitive deficit.
Which would need to be removed without hesitation? And, which would need to be removed not without no hesitation ?
BE CAUTIOUS.
What happened to 'Chocolate News' with my David Alan Grier?!!!
Popeyes should win awards for that chicken. Seriously I can't understand how anything can be that good. That first bite straight out the grease is godly. Especially if you smoked weed beforehand.
The Army Corps of Engineers did blow the levee in New Orleans to prevent the flooding of Uptown New Orleans. #NotAConspiracy
Trevor Noah should do a "this is not happening" segment of his life for Roy Wood
This was well written and entertaining!!😂🤣😂🤣👏👏
loved this segment!
Roy reminds me so much of Colbert in his beginning of the Colbert Report.... he's going places :)
that fish tail mustache is the best.
“No wonder they call him the juice” hahahaha
Roy Wood Jr is a national treasure ❤️✌️
Why does it take so long to do an episode of CP time? it should be more often
ABUBAKAR BALARABE KARAYE cuz its on cp time
Syphills Man 😂😂😂😂
Bruh... My mans just ate fried chicken on tv 😭😭
What about how Church's chicken "put something in the chicken to cause black men to become infertile"?
RDR I knew it bro.... Bro came home with churches and I had to throw him out Jazzy Jeff
I would think Church’s over Popeye’s for a conspiracy theory any day! 50 pieces of chicken for like $12? Their Frankenstein chicken pieces. How is a wing or thigh from Church’s bigger than a breast anywhere else?!?
Let'sBeCivil,ShallWe? The breast looks like bat meat
Churches is the only fast food place deep inside the hood. Everybody else just circles the outskirts.
Them crack prices, they got biscuits to😁😁😁
DANG! That *Popeye's* is Goooood Chicken!!!
And my store has 10 pcs. for $12.99 !!!!
I love CP Time!!!!
I was died after he said, Freaky deaky lol!
We need more of this guy😂
Roy Wood, Jr. is an amazing, impressive performer. More! More!
I freaking love this 😂❤️
$20, crack prices indeed, I’ve been able to resist so far since my mom taught me to make spicy Indian fried chicken and potato samosas😒😂
Now that’s funny!
Of course the hurricane Katrina story is true. Heck they even made a song about it. "Walking on sunshine" by Katrina and the waves.
I started watching this video at 9:11AM
The real crack prices be church's chicken.
Luv Roy Wood, so funny.
2:13 😂😂😂😂
I want some red beans and rice......
Much healthier and kinder! Thank You
Looking like one of 'The Whispers' talking about conspiracy theories
I just recently had Popeyes chicken, and I have to admit, it's really good. Hella of a lot better than that crud that you know who eats from you know where.
The government did medical experiments on black people and we didn't even get super powers 😂😂
What does CP in CP time stand for?
child por...
Colored People
Cultured people
ConsPiracy? :D
Cheese pizza
I believe too that khole is OJ’s daughter
Conspiracy theories is fatal and all in once devastated.
Only cops used the name of Gatorade flavors! Roy's the feds!!!
I still don't get what that "for the culture" joke is about. Is it a reference to some other show?
lmao
This should be CC's new 11:30 show
I can't stop staring at his 'stache...
The juice! 💀
You may need to grow a mustache. I ain’t kidding
good segment
I wanna see a compare and contrast, white and black conspiracy theories....
Roy Wood Jr seriously looks aged about 20 years with that super fake mustache! He's gone full-on pastor!!😊
Is the popeyes part true?
I could totally see the CIA doing that. Have you ever watched American Dad?
Haha that's why I shower with lime Gatorade
Boom. Fantastic comedy/awarness
Word of advice: don't try eating or drinking whilst watch CP Time. My computer screen has food all over it XDDDD
XD XD XD XD!!! Where the biscuit at yo?
He’s not lying tho!
01:49 Don't forget about the conspiracy that they first gave the men syphilis.
Who is playing the sax at the opening of this segment?
But on a serious note. How come that much quantity of chicken for such cheap price?
OJ & KK must go Murray's show for DNA test
O J leaving DNA every WHR
This is a good way to bring forth an issue but I don't think it's a good idea to compare what the government did vs what's it's actually doing now.
Classic pun intended all seeing "EYE" love you GUYS, while GOD is a black WOMAN.
There are no black conspiracous? I like CP time, this is a great show.