@@_ion04On paper it's a wish fulfillment highschool harem. Idk whether that comes across in the show itself because I've only seen maybe 10 minutes total, but it seems trashy on the surface at least.
I haven't watched William Osman before, but this was one of my all time favorite episodes in terms of vibes, flow, and bants. It reminded me heavily of the Squeex episode how smooth it felt. Also 1:34:49 was such a hilarious and organic moment. He had genuine fear in his voice after he realized what he said.
I am 20 still living with my parents, the only reason my friends don't still live with their parents is because they all live in one house together and split rent between all 6 of them
The bit at 38:30 where Nick says for everyone to lean in and imitate the fortnite YT thumbnail is one of the most locked in that the boys and a guest on the pod has ever been.
Marsupials' pouches are directly connected to the womb, but are separate. The baby is born directly into the pouch, barely more than a foetus. The pouch also covers the mother's nipples, and the baby will latch on and nurse until the juvenile stage. The mom WILL kick the baby out when they get too big, and often they'll have a little peanut-sized baby in there around the same time, ready to move in once the older sibling is out. There are rear-facing pouches in some animals (eg. wombats), thought to be because the adults dig burrows, and facing behind prevents dirt from getting into the pouch and harming the baby. No pouch is connected to the butthole, but these rear-facing pouches might be what you were thinking of. A belly button is a scar from the umbilical cord. Marsupials lose their umbilical cords much earlier in development than other mammals, and do not have this scar. The pouch has absolutely nothing to do with this.
I listened to the Stavros episode this morning and you made true exact same joke about terrorists only doing half of the training for flying planes this is so funny
as someone from the bay William is so right, i grew up knowing a dude who built a car shaped like a giant snail that could breathe fire and it was just normal to me
petition for slime to wear ludwig's glasses on every episode for the foreseeable future. adds so much to his character design. genuinely he looks so cool
The best part of this episode is watching Ludwig start by saying he hates a Slime bit. Then immediately started stealing the bit in the middle of the episode.
Williams take on the dad reflex is actually ao true if you understand it aha. It's not like the reflex just pops outta nowhere, we are constantly "waiting" for it to happen so you must always be ready.
i was walking to catch a train and i dropped my jacket and my phone fell out. I didn’t notice this. I would have kept on walking if it was for slime showing us the monkey video. I wanted to see the video so i looked my phone, realising i had dropped it. This is to say, if slime hadn’t showed us that monkey video (which was great irrespective of this event) i would have either lost my phone, missed my train and/or died (probably).
My man CONSTANTLY has dreams where I’m being mean to him, sometimes cheating on him with no explanation, but usually just moving physically away from him to his extreme frustration. He will then wake up with anxiety about our relationship, but instead of being mad we usually just hug for awhile while he sighs 😌🤗
I got halfway through before I realized I watched 10 episodes of Safety Third after Nick went on. Also speaking of Netflix is a Joke the yard humor has a lot of crossover with Benny Feldman who had a set there
You know it’s gonna be a good episode when DJ Racist is mentioned
still trying to get him to play my wedding anyone got his contact?
Drake would have won if DJ Racist was on the track
in the morning
@@thatlaxbroprod by racist would go crazy
We have two good episodes of the Yard podcast so far
Gaslighting Lud into proposing is the funniest shit.
He gaslit me too I was in qts stream last night waiting for her to show off the ring
We've had lily pichu and now william osman we are one step closer to michael reeves episode
Blame slime
micheal is the exact average of those two people
@@duskpede5146I want to agree but I feel like both have a little less absolute chaos
@@glowco.717no it’s like how in math when you multiply two positives you get a negative, exactly like that
@@honkhonk4339 dude what?!!
Bro, poor William sitting at the top of the slide for 5 minutes with his legs hanging out in frame is crazy
Same with linus lol
it was like 2:30, but it is wild
@@kernalmustang260was really like a minute 30. cuz bro wasnt there for the ad
This is my new fav bit
This standard introduction procedure is neither crazy nor 5 minutes.
"having a baby is like going to the store and getting the most crippled pet you can buy" lmfao
This has to be the funniest way I've heard someone describe having a baby lmao
this right after linus’ comment last week about his wife being great breeding stock
the yard is on some new shit
@@wermluvr we're so barack
Nick proposing introducing the asian baby as Zipper is a level of improv i cannot fathom
I choked on my spit 😂😂😂
He's effortlessly cool
timestamp
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@@nagol8003 1:34:18
1:11:10 Ludwig callin Lily "well above thirty" and that she "looks it" is crazyyy LMAO
Ludwig defending Ouran High School Host Club made me giggle LMAO a man of taste 🤞🏻
its so goood
Kiss kiss fall in love~
I think it's a classic, I don't get why aimen thinks it trashy
@@_ion04On paper it's a wish fulfillment highschool harem. Idk whether that comes across in the show itself because I've only seen maybe 10 minutes total, but it seems trashy on the surface at least.
@@jamesmccomb9525 Having watched just first episode, it seems boring af
i think the yard booth at open sauce could just be them trying to put together some complicated ikea furniture
Imagine they get a booth and finally get to display the science of the wedding pyramid they long for.
I haven't watched William Osman before, but this was one of my all time favorite episodes in terms of vibes, flow, and bants. It reminded me heavily of the Squeex episode how smooth it felt. Also 1:34:49 was such a hilarious and organic moment. He had genuine fear in his voice after he realized what he said.
Watch the Safety Third episode "WHO IS THE BEST MALL SANTA?" and thank me later
@@stroopyyft. Dax Flame
aiden saying “it’s called an infinity pool” has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard in my life
anyone got the timestamp?
@@sparklee5044 th-cam.com/video/h8x--lkarZQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ADnYz7yXK6KcF0Sk&t=3150
@@sparklee5044 i got you homie, it's at 52:30
@@sparklee5044 52:32 clip starts with billiam wosman then aimen
Dude look at slimes face at 4:21 he looks so happy
its like he's realizing the guest this ep knows how to be funny and is both relieved and impressed
STEM nerds are eating good the past two weeks, if you lost your virginity at 24 the yard is REALLY trying to appeal to you lately
So you are saying I still have hope?
@@HyviaVideoitaMansenlaleonly if you become an engineer
oh no, in a month I'll be a 25 year old engineer virgin
@@dbp18 the water's warm, hop on in
Mf I'm actually a stem nerd who lost his virginity at 24 💀💀💀
it's so funny that we went from wife being an excellent breeding stock to babies being a parasite
the duality of dudes
Nick on safety third now little Willie on the yard. Worlds collide.
excuse me thats big willie
@@daybrake2 still waiting for SoftWilly
I am 20 still living with my parents, the only reason my friends don't still live with their parents is because they all live in one house together and split rent between all 6 of them
Holy oleos imagine two dozenths of a house all to yourself. Living the dream.
20 is an extremely normal age to be living with ur parents still
Is not living with ur parents an USA thing? @@malaythakkar8772
53:25 "he shook his damn drizzle" was such a fuckin bar from nick and i'm sad it wasn't acknowledged
The bit at 38:30 where Nick says for everyone to lean in and imitate the fortnite YT thumbnail is one of the most locked in that the boys and a guest on the pod has ever been.
William truly fits in seamlessly. They should really have him back
Marsupials' pouches are directly connected to the womb, but are separate. The baby is born directly into the pouch, barely more than a foetus. The pouch also covers the mother's nipples, and the baby will latch on and nurse until the juvenile stage. The mom WILL kick the baby out when they get too big, and often they'll have a little peanut-sized baby in there around the same time, ready to move in once the older sibling is out. There are rear-facing pouches in some animals (eg. wombats), thought to be because the adults dig burrows, and facing behind prevents dirt from getting into the pouch and harming the baby. No pouch is connected to the butthole, but these rear-facing pouches might be what you were thinking of.
A belly button is a scar from the umbilical cord. Marsupials lose their umbilical cords much earlier in development than other mammals, and do not have this scar. The pouch has absolutely nothing to do with this.
LETS GOOOO MICHAEL REEVES'S DAD
Ludwig defending OHSHC is why hes my favorite
Listening with my eyes closed and hearing the goon commander after the newest ep. This is golden
I never thought Id hear someone call a baby a useless piece of shit in a WHOLESOME way.
what an insane intro
doubling down on the dj racist is insane
Outro even crazier
girth fairy was overlooked but it's a bagner
I'm on edibles and loving the podcast but I paused to type this
Congratz on the proposal Dubin!!🎊
Hearing good shit from an adult you just played basketball with would make my year as a 12 year old
i would never forget it lol
I love that the radio station for DJ Racist is 98.2 implying he exists between radio channels
there's tons of stations that have decimals?
@@MrShinjiTabris not all decimals though if you’ve ever used a radio you’d know FM only tunes to odd numbers ie. 95.1 and 102.7
@@johnnykiehn1872 ive used a radio every day of my life, never knew this, thank you for this information, I'm unobservant as fuck apparently
I listened to the Stavros episode this morning and you made true exact same joke about terrorists only doing half of the training for flying planes this is so funny
as someone from the bay William is so right, i grew up knowing a dude who built a car shaped like a giant snail that could breathe fire and it was just normal to me
"Shawties got me goin Adam (at 'em) like I'm Savage" 21:00
I hope the yard bois understand how important slime’s unhinged comments are to the pod
Destiny fans didn’t like it LMAO
@@jacoL8 destiny fans dont like their reflection in the mirror
26:56 william yearns for the panopticon
this made me audibly giggle
slime looks like one of the tiktok fake mice that they put in costumes if it was dressed as rasputin from the 2004 hellboy movie
is this a compliment
the sync from ludwig and william at 45:15 is insane
Love how we get a closeup of the chair in front of slime when he talks in the intro
petition for slime to wear ludwig's glasses on every episode for the foreseeable future. adds so much to his character design. genuinely he looks so cool
The most accurate part of the set is the fact that the fireplace is soooo run down
Much like someone’s actual yard
Referencing Jordies throughout the episode is so funny it catches me off guard every time 😭😭😭
Love to see William Osman there, but it was weird to swap out slime halfway through for Italian Morpheus and not bring it up at all
Congrats on the engagement Ludwig!
I need more Slime x William collabs they play off each other so well
I absolutely cannot wait to read the yard book with my mom Janet :)
Tell Janet we said hi
@@Trade4Lewt sure will ☺️
Hearing nick sad about his dream breakup was the cutest thing. Are you here?
Adorable
Congrats on the proposal Ludwig can't wait for wedding pics❤
Dr. K said taking care of a child is like taking care of a puppy
So you get 9 children and let the magic happen 💯
dude.....
@@Gabriel-sd1oh it's easier than 1 🤷
I need the yardigan cardigan
The reaction to the "Acorn Incident" was unexpected but very welcomed. The Dark Souls "fat roll" and Will's "He's playing call of duty!" killed me
The only two podcasts I listen to merged into one!
The best part of this episode is watching Ludwig start by saying he hates a Slime bit. Then immediately started stealing the bit in the middle of the episode.
The execution of slime's classic clay court bit was flawless during the massive shit story. My compliments to the chef.
Please have William back he’s such a good guest
Wow! This was a really great and funny episode! i sure hope some man child doesn't get enraged by one of slimes jokes!
slime got way more invested in the drama than destiny himself lmao
I love when slime talks about old jobs
Slime is extra funny this ep. MVP of The Yard in my heart.
You got any...*puts on woody hat* secret kids?
i can’t express how cool slime looks with those sunglasses
The cereal room only accommodating one person at a time is an insanely good joke
51:01 "It's a clay court" is so funny
1:09:10 LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 "...train them." They're lucky to get a booklet with SOPs & a verbal explanation... 😂 Training 😂 Yeah
calling ouran highschool trashy is an insane take by aiden
haven’t gotten to that part of the pod yet but i think it’s accurate
Aiden's onto something.
This might be one of the most electric episodes yet
the last 3 minutes were pure chaos lmao
It’s finally hereeee. Preordereddd. Also laughed my ass off at the chair being sold 😭
17:59 “are you just saying words you like to say” 😭😭😭
Ordered my book when they dropped, it’ll be well worth the wait!!! That intro was insane
1:34:35 i sipped my drink when nick started talking a spat all fucking over my table after he said "...where we will make one" 😭💀
Congrats Ludwig on getting married and becoming a dad!
"How to be a Dad" was the original title for the yard historians.
How To Be A Dad (ft. William Osman) | The Yard
Best episode yet. I love when slime has an ally, he becomes so cute
slime unironically looks so good in ludwigs glasses
Luds hat goes crazyyy🔥
slime looks like doctor robotnik with the glasses on
Fuck me for deciding to drink water at 4:12 because I laughed so hard that water came out my nose.
William is definitely an all time guest
The acorn cop DID shoot, like 3 mags worth into his car with someone in the back seat
This may be my new favorite episode
Williams take on the dad reflex is actually ao true if you understand it aha. It's not like the reflex just pops outta nowhere, we are constantly "waiting" for it to happen so you must always be ready.
William was the most natural fit any guest has been
1:34:20 gotta be the loudest i laughed watching this podcast. Good ep
Absolutely fire episode
The acorn cop shpt at the guy sitting in his cop car, and told his partner he was injured - all because he heard an acorn fall
Yalls lighting is on point
i was walking to catch a train and i dropped my jacket and my phone fell out. I didn’t notice this. I would have kept on walking if it was for slime showing us the monkey video. I wanted to see the video so i looked my phone, realising i had dropped it. This is to say, if slime hadn’t showed us that monkey video (which was great irrespective of this event) i would have either lost my phone, missed my train and/or died (probably).
Ludwig mentioning Jon Lajoie unlocked missing memories in me
The LEN bit might be the best in the history of this podcast. Greatest song ever made and greatest music video of all time
This is one of my favorite episodes
My man CONSTANTLY has dreams where I’m being mean to him, sometimes cheating on him with no explanation, but usually just moving physically away from him to his extreme frustration. He will then wake up with anxiety about our relationship, but instead of being mad we usually just hug for awhile while he sighs 😌🤗
@4:30 bro Ludwig came in HOT to defend Ouron High School Host Club lmaoo
Why are so few of you asking about the proposal?!
HE PROPOSED TO QT???
That’s what I was wondering? They were talking about it in the premium and it didn’t sound like a bit but others are saying it is
@@rainbowunicorn318 its hard to take anything they say serious lol. It could be true but they havent posted anything on socials
Did people seriously think they weren't joking?????
what a great fit for the vibe of the show. Will is so funny.
33:07 grandpa ludwig is worried about slime corrupting the poor minds of children
Im lowkey faded diggin this shit real heavy rn
real
No one remembers the major motion picture “Babies Day Out” lol 😂
1:09 (in angelic charlie voice) It's called a magazine
Slime + glasses = eggman?
Goated timing for me to see this
Yk it’s gonna be a good episode when they change the entire thumbnail and title like 10 hours after posting
Trying to eat while listening to this episode is a souls-like.
I got halfway through before I realized I watched 10 episodes of Safety Third after Nick went on. Also speaking of Netflix is a Joke the yard humor has a lot of crossover with Benny Feldman who had a set there
LETS GOOO! Frieren mentioned!